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Previously on...

- How are Mom and Dad? - Mom is upset about you.

Me and my mom... There's definitely still

a lingering tension because I've started drinking again.

But for now we're just sweeping it under the rug.

Breaking up with John is having an effect on my personal being.

- So what's going on with him? - I haven't seen him.

- ♪ I'm getting excited ♪ - Wow, look at this.

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God, this is like...

I actually feel horny again, don't you?

The smell.

Maybe we could get our mojo going again.

Obviously, this is your trip that you put together,

but I think that you would love my sister.

Tomorrow for dinner, she can come.

Thank you.

- Who is she to get a plus one? - I don't know.

I'm gonna tell her tonight I don't want her to come.

Excuse me, sir. Can you put two more shots of vodka?

Two more shots?

Am I gonna get thrown out of Rhode Island?

She may have a split personality. I've seen it on TV.

- Leah? - What?

I would love to meet your sister at another time.

- But another time. - Oh! Hell, no, bitch!

Don't go there!

I did not expect this reaction.

- [ babbling ] - She's out of her mind.

I am who I am. Like, you know, and, like, you're gonna...

I know. Then I-I don't know if I can...

Then I don't know if I can... I don't know...

Well, then you may not like me then.

You know what I mean? That's it.

You're right, 'cause I don't like that behavior.

I wanna know if anyone here is freaking out

about my behavior. - No.

- I thought it was scary. - We didn't like

the Tasmanian... ing devil. - Fine. I'll take that.

That was like... [ trilling ]

Flowers are flying. ...ing chair goes up.

- Right. Yeah. - I was like, oh, my God.

- I know. - This is another level.

We are not perfect. We do a lot of crazy things,

us as a group, but Leah's crazy. It's just a new crazy,

so we're not used to it.

So no one was really freaking out over anything.

Elyse maybe was.

No, I wasn't. I wasn't freaking out,

but I-I had... to be honest, I'd never seen anyone

go off the rails like that. - Really?

We were all together. We were away.

We were over, like, where they, like, do all the weddings

in the hotel and stuff, so no one was over there.

Yeah, we were in the middle of the woods.

So it was perfect. It was literally like she was like a...

That's why I was screaming, I was crying, I was... Aah!

- ...laughing. I was fly... - She was like a little,

like fairy nymph. - I've been holding that in.

- I need to get it out. - Okay, and so it was,

like, cathartic. - And I couldn't get it out

the last week because I've been with my kid,

And I've been holding it together,

and I've been... You know what I mean?

- Right. - So I need to let it out.

- So it was... it was cathartic. - It was great.

- Okay. - It was totally cathartic.

- You know, that's normal. - Yeah. That's how I feel.

What are we doing? Are we leaving?

- [ laughs ] - Let's go for lunch, girls.

I was definitely not in the best place mentally

in the days leading up to Rhode Island

because me and this guy that I'm dating, Pita Chip,

had a huge falling out.

I basically drank to forget it and ended up drinking too much.

I am.

You must be a firecracker in bed.

- I am. - Oh, Jesus.

I've never been with a woman, but if I were to be,

it would be you because I wanna experience...

I thought it was me! I thought it was me!

Last fall, I was in a relationship with someone.

How many condoms did he use when he left...

- He needed three. - Wow, I wanna sleep with you.

[ laughter ]

After I saw her bring crazy yesterday,

I wanna experience that in bed.

She's down to experience for you.

Let's get a couple shrimp cocktails.

Okay. Ones that have four as well?

Here she comes!

- Hi! - Hi!

- Oh, my God. [ laughter ]

I'm here.

Put her over here.

- Yeah, right? - Yeah.

- I'll just take a chair out. - Guys...

- Hey, Sarah. - How are you?

- Welcome. Nice to meet you. - This is my sister, Sarah.

- Nice to meet you officially. - Hi.

- Hi. How are you? - Good. How are you?

- Nice to meet you. - Tinsley...

- Hi! - Hi!

- She's got the same blue eyes. - Yeah.

- Hi! - This is Elyse.

Elyse, I'm Sarah. Nice to meet you.

- This is Dorinda. - Hi!

Congratulations on your new baby. Beautiful.

- Okay. Here's... This is Sonja. - Hi.

- Sonja, my sister, Sarah. - Hi. Nice to meet you.

All right, so there's some pink in Ramona's hair.

- Ooh. - She's really looking good.

- Cayenne pepper. - Because I put...

I put berries in her hair last night. I don't know.

I'm glad now that Leah's sister is here,

and so she can keep her company,

and they seem relaxed, so we'll see how it goes.

So you have a 7-month-old baby?

I have a 7-month-old. I know. This is my third.

- Congratulations. - A little girl, right?

- A little girl. She's so cute. - Aw.

This is my first 24 hours away from her.

- Nice. - Which I'm, like, excited,

but also I'm gonna miss her but I'm gonna be happy to not

have to wake up and do something in the morning.

Yeah. It's okay to enjoy yourself.

Well, I immediately love you

'cause you have dark hair and bangs.

- I... It's a good look. - It's a good look.

- Great hair. - Yep.

So you guys kinda look like each other.

Some people say, "You don't look anything alike."

How was your evening last night?

- Oh, no, your eyes. - The eyes.

The eyes are both beautiful. You both have gorgeous eyes.

- Thank you. - Now where do you live?

I'm in Brooklyn, in Williamsburg.

- Oh, wow. - It's very nice.

- It's good. It's nice. Great. - There was this amazing thing

on NY1, public access TV. - Okay.

All the greatest of Williamsburg...

The best macaroons, the best doughnut shop,

and I actually recorded it. - Really? I'd like to see that.

'Cause I said to Hannah, what we should do

is we should go stay in a hotel that is so far away now.

- So far. - It is so far away.

And I said, "Pack your bag, sister.

We're going to Williamsburg." [ laughs ]

[ laughs ] Yeah.

♪♪♪♪♪

Where's the key? Open the door, bitch.

Oh, I got the key.

I've actually never seen pure light.

I know. This is beautiful.

Take a selfie of that. Come on.

I love Tinsley.

♪♪♪♪♪

Leah always gets a little too sensual with me at moments.

Whoo!

- Really? - Wow.

Yeah. As a joke. Like, it was like,

oh, this is how you do it? Oh, no, this is how you do it.

- Leah pretends she's going to. - Wait. How old are you guys?

Like, I don't know. Like, maybe 10 years ago.

Oh. I thought it... Oh, 10 years ago or 10 years old?

But, like, not, like, we did it as a joke.

- 10 years ago. - It was like it was a fun...

- Well, obviously it's a joke. - Obviously, but I'm saying,

like, it was funny, but if you were like...

I thought we were sickos.

Wow.

I gotta get changed and figure out what I'm gonna wear.

♪♪♪♪♪

I'm not doing my hair. I'm not doing my makeup.

I may change my clothes and my underwear. That's it.

Changing your clothes. Okay. That's a given.

You're changing your clothes, Sonja.

[ knock on door ] Hello.

- Oh! - Hi! [ laughs ] Hey.

- Oh, you look so cute. - Okay, I went to sleep....

Oh, I cannot believe it. You did? With who?

- Myself. And I... - What, alone?

I love Dorinda, but when she tells me

she's been drinking all day, and we have to go out

for dinner, I'm like... ugh, red flag.

You know what I figured? Why go to sleep?

Yeah.

But I don't wanna stay out late. Or maybe I do. I don't know.

- [ laughs ] - Oh.

I've got rosé, and I've got white.

- What do you like? - I talked to John.

- [ gasps ] You did? - Yeah.

And?

- [ sighs ] - You okay?

♪♪♪♪♪

What? What? Talk to me.

Just I just wanna be left alone even for a little bit.

Just say, "You know what? I just need time."

That's it. He should give you the time.

He owes you that.

You never wanna be a bad person when you leave something.

You always wanna be good. My mother always says,

"Leave a party the best person."

Yeah, no, but it's not about that.

I mean, I feel like for you,

I feel like you feel bad for John,

and that's not a way to make a decision.

I mean, let's open this up.

You're a horrible hostess, by the way.

- I'm sorry, honey. [ laughs ] - I don't wanna be a downer.

You're good at this, 'cause I'm terrible at this.

I don't wanna be a downer with people.

You know, I...

You know what's...

It's sad.

I know you're sad, honey. Of course it's sad.

You were together a long time. You know?

By not talking to John, I can kind of get through it.

And then when I talk to him...

I realize that, like, we're broken up,

and, like, he's not part of my life,

and it's sad, and it's emotional,

and I'm alone again. [ chuckles ]

You know what? Don't beat yourself up, really.

- You know? Let him free. - Yeah.

Let him...

That's all. We agree. You let him go

and see what happens, and this is a time for you

to just really just... - Be peaceful.

Yeah, and take care of yourself and...

♪♪♪♪♪

Don't worry. You're gonna land on your feet. You always do.

I feel for Dorinda because I've been there.

You know, breaking up is not an easy thing,

and she's been with John for a long time.

I think when you don't deal with your emotions,

that it creates a negative energy around you,

and I just feel like she's not in a good place.

I don't wanna put a burden on you,

so if I did, I'm sorry.

No.

- Ahh. [ glasses clink ]

All right, now we gotta go out with these crazy chicks.

[ crickets chirping ]

[ sea birds calling ]

Are you worried about them coming with your friend

who owns the restaurant?

- Little bit. Hi. - Hi!

- Hi. How are you? - Good.

Hi. Thank you. I think we're gonna be over by the bar?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Ramona said you can't wear these here.

Dorinda goes, "Yes, you can."

- [ laughs ] - Some of us trickling in.

Can you just seat us first?

Yes, we would like to be seated before.

Oh, here, everybody's here now, so great.

- How are you? - How are you? Good.

Where do you wanna sit? I have to run to...

- I'm gonna run to the bathroom. - I need to sit next to you.

This way. Let's go over here.

- You're coming with me? - Yeah!

- Wow! - Yeah.

Oh, this is nice. Okay, good.

- Oh, it smells good. - Ooh, I love it.

I don't... No, it's fine. I'm just like, where is...

Okay, everybody's in the bathroom.

- Let's get a drink. - They're peeing.

Are they up in the bathroom, or what, did they go up there?

Sarah's using the bathroom.

Here's the thing. When your table isn't ready,

you might go to the bar to have a drink

when you're waiting for your table.

But when your table is ready, which it is,

then you sit at the table.

- Uh, okay, sorry. - What a great place.

Where did you go?

Oh, I went to check out the bar.

There's like a cute little bar up there.

Oh, that guy's cute. I think you forgot your pants.

- What did you forget? - What?

- You're right. I had no idea. - What happened?

- I was invited to come out. - I kidnapped him

out of Washington, D.C., yesterday.

- Yeah? - Ugh.

Who needs to have dinner, right?

Let's... Let's hang here.

And I said, "Just get in the car and let's roll,"

and so this is where I...

So you've been rolling all day.

Hi. I'm Ramona. Can I feel your muscles?

Are you from Newport? Are you from this area?

No, no, I'm visiting. I come here every year.

I love Newport, but I'm from New York,

and I have a home in Southampton.

♪♪♪♪♪

- Where are you from? - I'm originally from Arkansas.

- Arkansas? - Are you serious?

[ laughter ]

No way. Come on. Are you ser...

I don't know anybody from Arkansas.

Well, you do now.

Every time we go out with Ramona,

she's always getting up from the table

or going to talk to other boys and men,

it's all just to show

that she could still get attention from people,

that, you know, she's still got it.

But to not give personal one-on-one time

with your friends just to prove that, you know,

you... you still got it, it's just not right.

I've spent most of my life in national security,

so I do national security.

- For, like, the government? - Yeah.

Are you like a... Do you have, like, a black belt and stuff?

I do. I have a black belt. They gave one...

- They gave me one... - Are you wearing like

a gun or something? - He's not even wearing...

Coming up...

- Stop! Stop! Stop! - I'm enjoying myself.

- Done. - [ shouts indistinctly ]

Are you kidding me right now?

Worst... ing dinner party ever!

♪♪♪♪♪

Are you single or married?

- I am. Well, I'm engaged. - Oh, damn.

- But this guy... - Yeah, I didn't...

- Well, I kinda liked you. - Ah, you've got...

She's got a type.

He's engaged, but he's very handsome.

Great. He's spoken for, so can we now get to the table?

- How's your vodka? - My vodka is good.

Are you drinking a stormy thing?

I'm really embarrassed

that they're not sitting at the table.

They're nice guys. They're, like, nice guys.

- So we have a... - We don't have anyone here yet.

Beef barley...

We gotta wait for the other girls.

- What's your name? - My name's Sean.

- My name's Dorinda Medley. - Nice to meet you.

- Dorinda Medley. [ laughs ] - So come back when

the other girls are here.

Tinsley said we should sit down.

I'm happy here. I'm happy here.

Tonight with Leah, I'm thinking out of sight, out of mind.

Let's face it. My seat right now next to Courtland

is much better than a seat at the table.

- Bring some appetizers. - Okay.

- Yeah, that's a good idea. - Oysters...

- Okay, fine, let's just eat... - Let's start ordering.

Let's just order. Can we get the crab cakes?

Let's also get Caesar salad

and maybe also the goat cheese ravioli.

- Okay, all right. - Okay, thank you.

- Thank you. And then we'll... - Yeah, absolutely,

and I'll come back, and I'll do my shpiel, all right?

- All right. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

They're just cougaring out over there.

- This is rude. - Whoo!

- You were just talking about... - I have said this over...

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Tinsley, stop.

I said that. I said that.

I said that.

I love Tinsley, but I just don't think

that her delivery and communication skills

with these women is productive at all.

This is a special bunch of people,

and you need a special way of communicating.

It's a far drive from Missouri.

- Hi. Can you... - I like Missouri.

- I like Missouri. - Can we just please

sit down for a second to, like, order something or whatever?

Listen, this is really nice that we have, like,

this spot here tonight. Like, let's just sit.

This is great! This guy's great.

He's married, and he doesn't need to talk to you or whatever.

- No, he's not. He's engaged. - He's engaged.

- Not married. - Well, he's not gonna

hook up with you, okay? So stop. So anyway...

I don't wanna hook up with him.

Yeah, well, it seems like you want to.

- I'm talking business. - It's literally like...

It's kinda gross, you guys are all, like, like, over him.

We're talking Tremont Avenue in the Bronx.

It's like cougar, like, gross.

Okay, so... so I planned this dinner,

and you're not gonna come and sit down?

- That's just rude, Sonja. - I wanna know who this guy is.

I can't believe Tinsley's trying to drag me back to the table.

No, I think I'll sit here and enjoy myself in Newport

and have the local drink and check these hot guys out.

Great alternative, don't you think?

You're actually engaged? I don't think your woman's

gonna want you talking to her so much,

so listen, you need to be quiet for a second.

I don't think your wife wants you to talk to her.

Let me take them to the table. That'll be nice. Thank you.

Do what you like. I would like to take you guys to the table.

- Okay, all right. - Poor Tinsley.

She can't get them over here.

I honestly would rather just have dinner without them.

Like, let's just order food and eat dinner.

- Yeah, let's split the olive. - That is a...

Now it's just rude, and it's rude to me,

and it's rude, and this is like exactly...

Ramona, I didn't do anything to you.

You're not even looking at me in the eye.

If Ramona meets a guy, it's this.

That's it.

Ramona, will you please come sit at the table?

Even if you knew the guy first, she does that.

Oh, she's... she's not a good wingwoman.

- She's terrible. - No, she will cut you out.

You're rude, and you look like a cougar, and it's disgusting.

Tinsley's, like, so funny. She's just like, "Oh! Oh!"

She's yelling at me.

That's love.

We should actually go talk to 'em

because they're gonna start talking to us.

- I don't have it in me. - You go, go, go.

Can I just say something? I talked to your buddy,

and I said, "Oh, you're available?

"You have a 2-year-old and a 6-year-old?

I have an 18-year-old." Next thing I know,

Luann's right in there.

What I'm thinking is obviously this guy's gonna take

one look at me and my sister and forget that those women

are even sitting there.

- Did you drive from Charlotte? - Okay. My best friend

growing up was on 104th and West End.

- Hey, I'm Sarah. - Hi.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Leah. - Hi. Leah.

Hi. Hello. Nice to meet you.

[ snickers ] Sorry.

I mean, that was kind of rude. We're trying to talk to you.

We're trying to get our friends to go to dinner

so we can sit down. They, like, haven't been paying attention.

Do you have a wife?

- I have a fiancée. - Oh, really?

- Uh-oh. - I don't think your fiancée

would like this situation. - Looks like this situation

is your... ing problem.

- Oh, really? - Are you kidding me?

Yeah, this is the prize to these women.

That says everything I need to know.

You should have heard what he just said to my sister.

He was just with us. He was just fine.

He was saying the most disgusting stuff to my sister.

"I don't think your fiancée would like that" and then...

Stop. Stop. Stop.

But mission accomplished. He's gone.

We haven't really met, and I feel like it's kind of strange

that you're also ignoring me like this, like, statically.

What is Leah and her sister doing? Really?

The last thing you should do is be coming up to me

and chasing some man away that I'm talking to.

Thank you so much for joining the table.

We were chitchatting at the bar.

No, you don't come and go right to a bar.

Right.

Dorinda is just over the top drunk.

And I see Tinsley's escalating. Sonja, Ramona, Luann...

These are a geriatric version of "Girls Gone Wild."

- I worked hard to plan this. - Who cares?!

Who cares? Just like who cares last night

apparently when she was acting up.

Ramona, are you okay?

Don't compare me to Leah. Are you kidding me?

Okay, sure, what are we having?

- Bring it down a notch. - I know you're upset.

Ramona, when I set up a dinner like you set up last night,

you would've expected me... - It's casual.

No, no, but you were expecting...

You always go to the bar first.

- No. You talk to people first. - I do that.

Maybe you don't have enough power because you...

My table's always ready, babycakes.

- No! - The drinking table's

always ready! - We were ready at the bar.

I got a number. She came over. They ran. They ran.

Let's find some kindness here, okay?

Why are you talking to us?! We were with you at the bar!

- Shh! Shh. - We were fine.

I'm kind of flabbergasted.

I mean, I know I was acting like a maniac

just not even 12 hours ago,

but at least I was being a fun maniac.

I'm a little upset that everyone is being so nasty to each other,

and it's disastrous. - Tell her, too.

Or we have dinner, and we're respectable.

I think it's a combination of people.

Well, talk to your sister. Hello!

You don't even wanna have a con...

- Can I offer you a gourd? - Guilty by association.

Guilty by association?

Have a Kumbaya.

What is really going on? Stop!

You should actually, like, take a note from my sister

and learn how to behave and act nicely.

Excuse me? After you last night, you have the audacity?

- Yep. - When you came...

I'm gonna go home.

I should have stayed home.

I had "Ghost Hunters" all geared up,

ordering room service, and falling asleep at 6:30.

I'm out.

Well, I said to you, "Please be my friend."

- Bitch! - That's so rude.

[ crying ]

Let's have dinner.

- Can we enjoy ourselves? - I'm enjoying myself.

Done.

- Are you kidding me right now? - [ coughing ]

Worst... ing dinner party ever!

I said to you...

- Don't scream in my ear. - ..."Please be my friend."

Would anybody like a shrimp?

♪♪♪♪♪

I honestly, like, can't. Like, it's too much.

I want to erase her 'cause the negative energy...

Look at her sister. She's a weirdo.

I can't. I can't.

You know what? I'm calling executive decision right now.

Get... Let's get back to the hotel.

- No, you go with them. - You can [bleep] with me,

but don't [bleep] with my family.

Ramona... she didn't even flinch.

Ramona, it's all over you. It's all over your face.

[ door squeaks ] - She's crazy.

I just threw ravioli at her, and I don't care.

Sometimes you just gotta throw ravioli.

Sometimes you gotta throw one ravioli, and it's fine.

I don't need people like this in my life. Sorry.

- Sorry! - Sorry.

I'm planning my birthday party, strictly girlfriends.

You're invited. They're not invited.

Sorry! Don't need you in my life.

Right now with Leah, I'm very disappointed.

I'm really disappointed, and you know what?

Being disappointed with someone is worse than anger

because... it just is.

- Did they leave? - Yeah, they left.

- Thank God. - It was so upsetting to me.

- Uncomfortable. - And I'm going like this.

And I'm crying...

They don't wanna make nice, and now I'm done.

- I'm done. I'm... ing over it. - And that's it.

What... Why are you setting it on fire?

For the energy.

[ crackling ]

I may feel bad about not being accepted or being judged,

but I'm not gonna feel bad enough

to the point where I change who I am.

I'm still gonna be me.

♪♪♪♪♪

You're a little sister kisser.

Oh, my God. I'm... Aah!

You're a little sister kisser.

Coming up...

Honestly, I'm not really sure how I'm even gonna

move forward with them.

If she wants to hang out with us,

there's a certain demeanor and caliber way of acting.

♪♪♪♪♪

[ knock on door ]

Yes? Hello?

- Hey. - Hey.

Have you had breakfast, 'cause I just ordered room service.

You... ordered a burger? I love it.

I like... well, I like lunch for breakfast.

Should we have it sent here, or you wanna meet back here?

Have it sent here.

All right, look at all this stuff I have.

- All these things I bought. - I know.

I always come back with more.

[ pounding on door ] - Coming.

Hey, you. Good morning.

- I'm like, all, cazh. - I'm all cazh.

Why are you all dressed for the ride home?

I don't know. I have my patent leather boots on.

I'm little bit annoyed that I came so far

to have, like, a relaxing 24 hours,

and this is not relaxing.

This was upsetting, to be honest.

- Thank God it was... - They were treating you

like that because of me, obviously, you know?

Not that that makes it okay. I just feel bad that, like,

I invited you, and it turned to sh...

Yeah, it was. It was sh... And I get that you were, like,

fighting with them, but it just didn't have to be like this.

I don't feel happy or proud about losing my temper

to the point where I threw food.

I also am feeling really bad that my sister had...

a pretty sh... ty time.

Honestly, I'm not really sure how I'm even gonna move forward

with them, you know?

I just don't... I don't even know what's gonna happen.

- I have no idea. - So...

I mean, here's the thing. I like Leah, and I think

she's a little lost, and I think she's young.

There is that, but there is the thing,

which is it's one thing to be upset with somebody.

- Yeah. - It's another thing to be

all out aggressive. She threw a ravioli.

- No. - She did.

And I was like... anyway...

The problem is, is that, once you push that far,

it's very hard to go back.

What concerns me is she says, "This is what makes me happy.

Acting this way makes me happy. This is who I am."

What do you mean, "This is who I am"?

No, this cannot be who you are, Okay?

I see other sides of you. This is not who you are.

Unacceptable.

And if you wanna act, like, all nutty,

do it with your other girlfriends.

- None of this justifies... - Right.

...everything here, but I go back with you so many years,

and yet when I'm hanging out with all of you,

sometimes I find it hard to break in.

- All right, I... - So but nobody has

picked on me. I know you say things playfully.

She takes them to heart. She still remembers

when you made a comment, "I would never

"sleep with anyone with tattoos because they're dirty

or they have diseases."

I just feel she's a loose cannon,

and she got arrested. She got thrown out of school.

And I just... I tried my hardest

to be really nice and loving and sensitive,

you know, the way I am. - All of these women

have had a night where they've thrown a ravioli

in someone's face.

Just own up to what you're doing.

- They owe me an apology, too. - I mean, now, all right.

- I'm just gonna say this. - What?

They were very passive, so it's hard to get an apology

when people are passive-aggressive,

because they can say, "Well, I didn't mean that.

I don't know you were gonna..." - Oh, my God. I know.

That's my problem, because I'm not passive-aggressive.

- I know. I... - I'm just in your face.

- I... - And it's like, I can't

be any other way. - I get that.

And I hate it. And when people try to tell me

that I have to be another way, or everything would be better

if I was a different way. It makes me crazy, 'cause, like,

I'm just me. - Dude, I agree,

but do you not understand the game of just, like,

dealing with human beings in general and the world?

No, I actually suck at it, I guess.

- Yeah, you obviously do. - So what are we gonna do?

How are we gonna fix this? I've tried to find

the humor in it. - Yeah, but why do we have to?

We don't have to. They have to, but we have to help...

- Facilitate it. - Facilitate it

and bring it together, because they're just nowhere.

We can't, you know, let this continue,

because it's a nightmare. Listen, if it can go swing

that far to the right, then it can swing that far back

to the left. - You think?

- I hope.

So how can we move this forward? Because there is a side to Leah,

I promise you, if you give her a chance...

- Yeah, that's... - There's a side to her...

- No, I even said to her... - ...that's adorable.

- No, we... - I'm not disagreeing on that.

- We didn't disagree with that. - But... But...

But you just don't know when she's gonna go off...

- Right. - ...like a time bomb

and embarrass you in front of everyone.

How does she move forward with you, then?

Right.

If she wants to hang out with us,

there's a certain demeanor and caliber way of acting.

I'm expecting Leah to act responsibly around us,

because when she doesn't, it puts a damper

in all of our dynamics, and she likes to be friends with us,

and we like to have her in our group,

but if she's not gonna act properly, then no way, José.

- Just move forward. Who cares? - Yeah, you're right.

Literally, it's such a small, like,

it's a piss in the ocean, dude.

It's a piss in the goddamn ocean.

Yeah, you're... You're kinda right.

I am right.

- What do you think, Lu? - Well, we'll see.

We'll see. Let's hope. We'll see.

Let's hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

[ laughter ]

Coming up...

The trip did turn into a disaster,

and I was, like, jumping around and doing cartwheels and...

Where, in the gym?

No, we were having a dinner outside.

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- Hi. - Hi.

- Welcome to Bluebird. - Uh, table for two.

Fantastic. You can follow me right this way.

Thank you.

♪♪♪♪♪

Thank you so much.

Enjoy.

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- [ singsongy ] Hello. - Hey!

- How are you? - [ laughs ] I'm good.

- Yeah, we got some pillows. - You're deep in here, snuggly.

- Mwah. Mwah. - Mwah. We got some pillows.

- We're all cozy. - I love it.

- Isn't this a good spot? - Yeah.

Hello. Would you start with a cocktail? Glass of wine?

- I'm gonna have a Diet Coke. - I'll have the same, please.

I love the menu. Do you have a seafood platter?

- Yes, ma'am. - Let's do that.

- Okay. Thank you very much. - Awesome. Thank you.

So what are we gonna do for the new show?

I like the idea of you opening with "Life Is a Cabaret,"

because in a way, you've put cabaret on the map.

You're making it popular.

I love that. Like, my music, it all comes from

the audience and what they want. - From the audience.

- It really is. - Because every show literally,

they're like, "'Marry F Kill, ' Ramona, Sonja, and Bethany?"

I'm like, oh, that's easy. I will marry Bethany,

I will kill Ramona, and I will do Sonja.

That's what I will say.

That's the classic answer to that question, always.

This is all new Lu, so I want "Marry F Kill,"

to be an expansion of that.

Who doesn't love sex?

And who doesn't wanna see me being naughty?

I think the show, this time around,

should immerse more the audience...

- Totally. - ...into the show,

you know, include them.

Because they're so invested in it, you know?

- Yeah, exactly. - Instead of coasting on that,

we could actually build on that, you know?

Right. Obviously, you know, we wanna continue

with a comedian, right?

Maybe we find a context to bring them in

that's related to "Marry F Kill."

- Mm-hmm. - And then you have to sing

your signature songs. - Right.

Because Barbra Streisand has to sing "People."

You have to sing...

BOTH: "Money Can't Buy You Class."

And "Feelin' Jovani," you know?

And I was thinking, also maybe we include Sonja in the show.

- Yeah. - Sonja loves to be onstage.

She loves skits. She's been in my original shows.

♪ Elegance is learned, oh, yeah ♪

Everybody!

[ audience gasps and screams ]

I just think it would be a really positive thing

for Sonja to redo.

She needs to get onstage with me... now.

I was thinking that maybe we could have her either

sing "Jovani" with me. - Yeah.

I mean, if we have, like, a couple of dresses on her

that we could kind of rip off. - Yes.

Sonja loves to lose her skirt, so...

Yes. So strip, but there's more clothes underneath.

- Exactly. - Totally.

And it could just be, like, one fabulous dress

after the other... - I love that.

- ...as she's singing ♪ Feelin' Jovani ♪

And as soon as the dress comes off...

- Love it. Love it. - The dress comes off,

you know what I mean? - Totally.

It could be fun. We'll talk more.

- Yeah. - We'll get some stuff

down on paper and get the ball rolling...

- Yeah. - ...on "Marry F Kill."

- "Marry F Kill." - Let's toast to that.

Toast to that. [ glasses clink ]

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- Uh... Oop. - Oh, my God.

[ laughter ]

I don't cross, and you start crossing.

No, you're good.

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Where do you wanna sit?

Um, you guys can sit over here.

Okay.

Give me your coat. I'll hang them up.

What are you drinking?

- I know. You really can't. - I'm gonna... Maybe I'll get...

You can have a little something.

- One. - That's a lot, no?

- It is? I don't know. - I think so.

- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

- Hello. - Good. Thank you.

- I'll take an Old Fashioned. - Old Fashioned?

And there's wine and beer on the back.

- Okay. Thanks. - Okay. All right, sure.

Not for me right now.

Me and my mom... Things are not resolved

ever since I decided to try moderate drinking,

but she's kind of just accepting things,

obviously, and I want my mom to be, like, "I'm really happy

with the decisions you're making, Leah."

But I'm never gonna get that.

I'm gonna get the ceviche. I need to...

- I'll get the grass-fed burger. - Burger? Yeah.

I'm going to get the big salad

and then a piece of grilled chicken.

And then do you take sides...

I try to stay away from the orange juice...

- I'll get that started. - Thank you.

- ...and all that stuff. - Wait. I didn't know that

Dad's esophagus and... - The lining's a little

wearing out now between the stomach and the esophagus.

Honestly, you need a complete lifestyle change

where you're gonna start juicing and eating vegan.

- Oh, that's not... No, no, no. - This smells nice. Wow. Mmm.

- He doesn't do that. - Yum, yum.

- [ laughing ] - He doesn't need that.

I have a little bit of both of my parents' qualities.

I'm not sure. I mean, I'm probably more

my father's daughter, I would say.

So, um, did Sarah say anything

about our trip to Rhode Island at all?

You're the one... You spill your guts to me.

Sarah's a little quieter.

The trip did turn into a disaster.

I had a lot of, like, steam to blow off,

and I thought I could, like, maybe do it there

with these women and feel safe. - Oh.

And I was, like, jumping around and doing cartwheels and...

- Where? In the gym? - No.

We were having a dinner outside.

Mom, everyone was pounding dirty martinis.

You know? I did not do anything differently than they do.

These are not ladies who lunch...

- No. - ...and they act

so prim and proper. - I know.

- ...all the time. They're frickin' wild.

But after that night, they turned it into,

"We're scared of her. She's acting crazy."

- Were you getting nasty? - No, I don't do that.

Oh, I got nasty the next day, yes, but that's after

I was pushed to get nasty. - Oh, yeah.

I think you're just on a slippery slope with the alcohol.

I don't wanna go into big detail.

You know how I feel about alcohol with you.

I totally agree with my mother.

It is a slippery slope.

And I really think that for my mom,

when she hears I'm drinking again,

it's just like a trigger for her,

and it's almost like PTSD from my teenage years.

You don't trade your mental health and your sobriety

for stupid reasons.

I like to escape once in a while.

You just want to escape. You know what I mean?

- Just be like... - Well, if you have the genes

that are leading you to alcoholic tendencies,

it's part of the slippery slope. - So it's your fault.

- Oh, God. - So it's both

of your guys' fault, right? - My genes?

I guess my genes aren't that hot, right?

[ laughter ]

Coming up...

You protest that you're not together.

But we're not together.

So you're just... ing him on the weekend?

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[ thunder rumbling ]

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Well... here we go. It's the Spill the Tea party.

- Look at this. It's so nice. - [ singsongy ] Look what I did.

I... Where's Luann? I thought we were throwing this together.

What are we gonna do about this whole situation?

Okay, I've got a great idea.

My roof is beautiful. I'm gonna show you.

I think we should throw a beautiful tea party,

and the theme should be "Relax, Relate, Reset."

Lookit, I got all the traditional stuff.

The way I feel about this Newport weekend,

I just didn't come out of it

feeling anything other than exhausted.

We seem to all be gathering in places,

but not all connecting, so I thought let's have tea

where there's no alcohol involved,

which is always a good thing for this group.

All right, I've gotta do

a little deep breathing meditation.

Deep breathing. Remember, listen before you speak.

Well, I'll just feel it all out. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Just... Just... Yeah, just, you know,

you'll get the feeling for it.

I have kind of a knot in my throat.

I know if I don't take the high road,

there's not ever going to be a reconciliation.

And also, I was wrong to throw the ravioli.

- Hey. How are you? - [ laughs ]

- I got... Oh, look at you. - I'm trying to get...

- You look gorgeous. Mwah. - I told them you were

gonna come and help. - Hi, everybody.

I know. Sorry, honey. I'm here. Put me to work. I'm ready. Hi.

The word "co-host" for Luann... I don't know what it means.

- Hi. - You are so pretty in pink.

- Oh, hello. - Hi.

- Oh, my God. - Hi.

- Look at you. - Okay, oh, wait, hang on.

Doesn't it look like I'm a miss, uh, Christian girl?

- I'm ready for church. - Welcome to the...

- Thank you. - Mwah. British tea party.

- Hello. - Hi.

- Hi. How are you? - Good.

- Come on. Come one, come all. - Is there any special seating?

- So? - I'm gonna sit here.

- Okay. - Then Luann sits right here.

All right, so I'll sit here. I'll sit over here, okay.

And then... Yep.

It is ironic that both Dorinda and Luann are throwing

a proper tea party with crumpets and scones,

and we're all dressed so nicely.

Maybe they're trying to teach Leah a few things.

- That's perfect. - Oh, yeah, that's perfect.

Looks... Mmm.

Oh, I feel like I'm in London right now.

This is so exciting.

So who are we missing? Sonja?

Exactly. Where are those two?

Are we starting without... We're starting without them.

Well, once you have three or more, you're allowed.

Yeah, that's correct. Everybody take it.

- The tea is excellent. - The tea's good, right?

Right, since I had breakfast, I'll have the...

I've running around all day. I'll have the egg salad.

So, Ramona...

I owe you an apology.

I really didn't want it to get to that point, obviously.

Oh, no, you just... You disrupted the weekend.

You know, but... so... But you know what?

You're sorry for it, and that's okay.

I'm... No... I'm open to hearing exactly... I'd like you...

I just walked away from that weekend

very emotionally upset. - Yeah, same.

I've never been that way.

All I would like from you, if you're willing to,

is just say, "You know what? Let's put it behind us."

I love the invitation said, "Reset."

"I'm sorry for being a certain way."

It's important, 'cause I'm not apologizing for who I am.

I'm apologizing for what I did.

If that's your normal behavior, then that scares me.

- I'm sorry. - Is that my normal behavior?

I mean, have you ever seen me act like that?

Well, at her house out in the H...

[ screaming ]

Okay, I'm not gonna turn up anymore.

I couldn't sleep for four days. I was exhausted

from that weekend. - Okay, let's not get crazy.

- Well, I'm sorry. I was. - I mean, listen.

I was.

We have all had our moments, Ramona.

Where's my coat? Go get my coat for me.

I have a coat check. Go get my coat for me.

Hostess with the... mostest.

[ indistinct conversations ]

- I'm gonna knock you out! - Do it.

- Right now. - Hit me with your...

[ crash ]

[ thud ] - Oh, my God.

Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I'm gonna kill you.

You know what, Kristen? This is 2 for 2 now.

You're a... ing bitch.

- Just get out of my face. - Huh?

- Just stay out of my face. - Whoo!

You're not living in "Downton Abbey" now.

I mean, let's not get carried away.

I'm not getting carried away.

You're not giving her a bone here.

Give the girl a break. She's extending the scone.

Give her some jam.

All right, Leah, I just want... Okay.

I wanna go first. I'm only gonna say this between you and I.

- I would like to go forward. - Let's go forward. Thank you.

Okay, let me give you a hug. Let's go forward? Okay?

- Let's not backtrack. - Yay.

- That's better. - Relax...

- Let's just go forward. - Relate. Reset!

Reset.

All right. All right. All right.

'Cause you're a good girl. I mean, we've had

some great moments together, so let's just have

more of those great moments together.

Leah's apology... I know she meant it,

but it's not quite what I wanted to hear.

But you know what? I'm forgiving her. Why?

I have this soft spot with her. I just...

I just don't know what it is. It just is.

Sometimes you can't explain it, right? It just is.

- I'm like a crybaby. - It's all good.

- Yeah, that's good. - That's better.

It's all good. I cry easy, too, so don't worry about it.

See? This one's a big softy, you know.

- This one's a big softy. - It's okay. It is.

I'm gonna cry. Don't cry 'cause you'll make me cry.

It's okay.

I'm emotional, which I don't know why, actually.

All my mommy issues are, like,

being projected onto our relationship.

It's, like, really weird.

Leah, we'll get through this. It'll be okay.

Well, thanks for showing up.

- Hi. [ laughs ] - Thanks for showing up.

Where do you want me, darling? Look at you.

I'm gonna put you, I think, right here.

Okay, good. Wow, look at everyone.

- You look gorgeous. - Where's your hat?

- My hat's over there. - I wish we had

the clotted cream. What have we got here?

I have a sore throat so I'm not gonna breathe on you.

Oh, I'm getting one, too, actually.

I have these if you need it.

- Oh! - Hi!

- Hello! - Oh, hello.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. My car just arrived.

- It did? - I just jumped in.

- Well, you look beautiful. - Thank you.

Oh, my God. You look literally like a Barbie right now.

- I love this look. - Oh, thank you.

I thought it'd be appropriate.

Getting dressed up and being able to put my hair up

and wear pink and have a tea party in puffy sleeves,

oh, my God. This is like the most exciting thing ever.

I love it.

You know what we're gonna do now?

- Cheers, girls. - In typical British style,

we're gonna all get up and move... change seats.

So we all sit by someone different.

- Oh. Okay. - Okay, we're all

gonna change seats, so we all get to know...

All right, I'll just move over here.

I'll go at the end.

[ aristocratic voice ] Well, now I'm close to you, darling.

I feel... I feel you. I don't know what it is.

You touch a special place in me. You really do.

I wanna just talk to you about one thing.

I wanna talk to you privately, but I don't wanna talk

around the people. Nothing bad.

- May I take my tea? - Two seconds.

Oh, my God. I don't know what they're talking about.

I don't know.

I know that for a fact.

I need you to tell them that you're seeing him,

or I'm gonna tell them. - But I'm not seeing him.

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I need you to tell them that you're seeing him,

or I'm gonna tell them. - But I'm not seeing him.

I saw him in Toronto, and then we flew over to Niagara Falls.

It was a 2-day thing. And you know what? Look, first of all,

here's the thing. - I don't care.

- So what's your... What... - It just seems

incredibly deceptive, Tinsley. - Why?

I know someone that knew someone that sent me a picture

about Tinsley spending the weekend

in Niagara Falls with Scott.

Once again, why are we lying about this?

What is the big secret about it?

You know what makes me really, really rocky?

And did you tell me every little detail

about your relationship? - I always told them.

No, I... - You don't have

to tell us details. You take... You protest that you're...

- Listen to this. - ...not together.

But we're not together.

So you're just... ing him on the weekend?

- What are you... - We didn't [bleep], by the way.

- Are you... - We literally went and had

a really, really nice time. - Tinsley...

And by the way, I am hopeful

that it would turn into something.

Well, I think you need to tell them.

- I'm gonna leave it to you. - [ stammers ]

I need them... I'm gonna leave it to you. I don't wanna be mean.

...you are to say that.

I'm a person. I have a life. I don't share

every single detail of my life, and nor do you.

Don't put me on blast and act like I don't open up.

I'm very open. I'm very honest.

I didn't want to say anything

because I don't think that I need to right now.

Okay, Tinsley has something to tell us.

Apparently, this was something that was very, like,

you know, private and quiet yet she...

- It's not private 'cause you... - I don't really feel that

I need to say to anybody if I happen to see an ex-boyfriend

this past weekend.

I don't think that I need to share that right now because...

- You're back with Scott? - I'm not back together

with Scott, but I did see him. - She was in Niagara Falls

with Scott right after Newport. - I went to Toronto,

then we flew to Niagara Falls for a couple hours.

- I thought we... - Tinsley, going back out

with Scott is a huge move in your life.

And I need to share it right now?

I understand why you didn't say anything.

You don't wanna hear what... You didn't wanna hear

any negative comments. - Negative comments.

You don't wanna hear our opinion. That I understand.

I don't really care that Tinsley didn't tell me or not.

It's her private business, and it's the first time

she's seen him in a long time, and she didn't wanna share it.

Because again, she doesn't wanna hear the beef,

especially from Dorinda, and of course, Dorinda's like,

"Oh, I'm a detective. I know she did this and she did this."

Like, Dorinda, really?

Like, you're that so concerned about Tinsley?

- Wait, wait, wait. - We didn't have to discuss it.

Well, now that we know, can we know how it went?

[ voice breaking ] It went well, actually, okay? Like, it did.

Why are you crying?

Because I don't think it's going to end up... well,

like always, so I don't know.

If history has told me anything with us,

we always break up, but, you know,

you gotta do what you gotta do

to try to get what you want in life.

In the end of the day, I want to be with Scott.

That's what I want. I want Scott.

I love the man. I've tried to get away from him.

- I have tried my best. - You should just be with him.

You should be like, this is right. I wanna do it.

- That's what I say. - Like, let's do it.

- Just do it. - Yes! Go there

and put your toothbrush in. - You know what it's called?

- You know what it's called? - What is it called?

- The underwear in the drawer. - Right, the blow dryer.

- Everything. - The power of the puy.

You gotta get in there and call the shots with this guy.

- You need to be like, "Dude..." - You need to... Yeah.

"Put a ring on it. Impregnate me right the [bleep] now,

or it's a wrap."

- Yes. - [ laughs ]

Boy, you two know how to throw a tea party.

Next time on...

- It's my birthday. - Now it's yours.

- It's my birthday. - And my birthday

and her birthday, too.

So I'll bring the cake for you.

- Why are you crying? - [ crying] I don't know.

- It's just sad to me. - But, Mommy, it's happy.

Everything is changing.

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- Aah! - Aah!

- Aah! - [ laughs ]

[ screaming ]

[ growling ]

- We've been waiting for you. - [ cackling ]

Oh, I finally found the man of my dreams.

[ growls ]

- We should make a toast. - To what?

Today Tinsley told me that...

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