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Previously on...

Do you guys have Red Bull?

- Yeah. - Oh, I'll have a Red Bull.

I didn't drink for nine years,

and I started again maybe six months ago.

Yes!

- Don't get all socialite with me!

Maybe this is why Leah stopped drinking for a while.

I'm looking into all of us to go to Newport for a couple of days.

It's like a 3-hour drive.

[ mouth full ] Oh, Newport's gorgeous.

I think what you love to do is do well

but not better than me.

I don't need her to be knocking me down.

I need you to be building me up.

I need you!

I don't wanna be alone again. I'm afraid.

Well, I'm afraid I'm gonna be alone forever,

so I can relate to that, okay? I'm gonna be alone forever.

- Let's be alone together. - All right.

- You've got a 2-bedroom. - [ laughs ]

♪♪♪♪♪

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.

♪♪♪♪♪

I'm no one's accessory. I'm the whole lifestyle brand.

I don't need to find love. I love myself.

I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.

Life isn't a fairy tale,

but I'm hoping mine's the exception.

Raise the curtain. Lower the lights.

I'm taking center stage in my life.

♪♪♪♪♪

[ dog yelping ] - Oh, I know.

Oh, don't make me sad. Seriously.

You don't get to go on this trip.

This... I don't think it's gonna work

for Newport right now.

Stripes are always a good option.

♪♪♪♪♪

Oh, I don't know what I'd do without you, Matthew.

- Yeah. - So here's the swimsuit.

I thought this was a good theme. Look.

- I like that. - Sisterhood.

Because we're all getting along so well.

Oh, yeah, I need... This is my hormones.

This keeps me nice and friendly.

This is a patch I put on my belly,

and this... I won't tell you where it goes.

[ laughs ]

♪♪♪♪♪

[ cellphone rings ] - Can you see me?

Where are you? Where are you, in a tanning bed?

So I'm... I'm packing right now for Newport.

I'm excited.

Newport is like a very chichi place...

Great shops, great oysters, great restaurants.

A lot of atmosphere.

It's like a Southampton but mini-er.

Obviously. I'll make sure

I bring my smallest bikini possible.

♪♪♪♪♪

Look what they're doing. They're retiling this.

Yeah, I know. Is this where the water came right here?

Yeah. And they're gonna remove this

because the whole thing shifted, so it doesn't close anymore.

The flood at Blue Stone Manor happened in January,

and it took at least four months to get it dried out.

But now we're at the point where we can finally start doing

the external stuff like putting the paint on the walls.

You've gotta have some jewels for this.

- What color jewels? Red? - Depends on if you want...

If you want it to be evil, I mean, it could be red.

- Blue Stone Manor. Blue. - Yeah.

♪♪♪♪♪

[ horn honks ]

- Hi! How are you? - Good. How you doing?

- Good. - Mwah.

- Hi! - Hi!

I love you bring your own pillow.

- You are such a child. - I have allergies.

- I have my pillows, too. - What am I gonna do?

- She's a baby. - That's, like, so rude.

- I'm not 'cause I'm a child. - I have two pillows.

It's because I can't sleep on other people's pillows.

Oh, don't get all defensive.

- All right, guys. - She's a baby.

She needs her pillow.

Newport is a place where a lot of people travel,

but the Newport that I know is the Newport

that's very Palm Beach as well.

- They need their binky blanket. - All right, girls.

The car will be here any second.

It's your binky!

- Good morning, Sleeping Beauty. - Good morning, everybody.

- Ooh, watch out. - Ooh, watch it, watch it.

- Watch it. - Aah!

My mom has a place in Newport, and everybody in Palm Beach

in the winter goes to Newport in the summer.

I am so excited to go to a swanky hotel.

- So where are we going? - So... Okay, so we're going

to Castle Hill. It's set up really high on cliffs.

And we each have our own rooms.

I gotta tell you, right now you look like you're 25 years old.

- [ laughs ] - I'm not kidding.

I'm looking at you. It's freaking weird.

- All right. Back to the house. - We keep trying to get

one of the big rooms. - It's like the ageless.

- It's just like the ageless. [ laughter ]

She's trying to get the big room.

Darling, compliments will get you everywhere.

- Everywhere. - So when we get there,

they'll have, like, food and drinks,

you know, like a lunch, a nice lunch and stuff.

And then later on tonight, we're gonna do, like,

a... we're gonna do, like, a lobster clambake.

- [ laughs ] - A lobster clambake?

- What, for dinner or for lunch? - For dinner.

Talk about Dorinda.

Dorinda has been kinda, like, being very edgy because,

you know, it's her ex-husband's anniversary of his death.

- Richard. - No, it was his birthday.

It was his birthday and anniversary.

His birthday. His anniversary's this week.

She's in a very bad place,

and she's been very bitchy to everyone.

- Oh, I saw... Oh, oh. - And I wanna, like, show her

that we care for her.

She's probably already there at the spa.

♪♪♪♪♪

I'm the first in, huh?

Yes, welcome to Castle Hill Inn.

Well, then I get the best room.

It's a pleasure to have you. There you go. [ laughs ]

- Oh, my God, that is alcohol. - Yes.

All right, why not? We're at the beach.

You know, I used to stay here with my late husband.

Did you really? Well, welcome back.

Thank you.

We almost there yet?

No, darling. We have another two hours.

Wanna play a game like "I Spy..."

- Yeah, what do you wanna play? - I spy with my little eye.

No, that's boring.

All right, let's play a game. Most humbling moment.

I'll start. I was walking up Third Avenue,

and there were all these construction workers,

and these guys start yelling, "Oh, my God. I love you.

Marry me! You're beautiful!"

I look behind me. They weren't talking to me.

There was, like, this tall, 6-foot blonde 18-year-old girl.

My humbling moment was yesterday. So sad.

- What, the guy? - Pita.

Oh, I also have the fruit salad that the Pita Chip made.

Oh, little Pita Chip.

They had their first intimate moment.

Our clothes were on, but, like, the heavy petting,

and then the next day, we had reservations to go out to eat,

and then 3:30 rolls around. He still hasn't texted me.

I had a rough past couple days.

And I said, "You have an aloof and irreverent attitude

towards my time."

It's just respect. Yeah.

- I don't know! - Wow, Leah, it gets worse

by the second. - [ laughs ]

Even after seven years of therapy,

when I start feeling vulnerable,

basically I'm a psycho bitch.

I was trying to hide my psycho bitch from Pita Chip,

and he saw it, and I'm not happy about it.

Can the rooms, like, fit two people in them?

What do you mean? You're looking for a man?

No, actually, my sister is a new mom,

and I would really love to invite her.

This is a girls' trip. We're not inviting anybody.

- She has a 7-month-old baby. - No, no, no.

- No, no, no, no, no, no. - We're not inviting people.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No moms, no babies.

I'd love to have her. She's so fun.

- No. - Yeah. Why not?

I love her. She's amazing. She's really, really fun.

You're so mean. Why are you being a hater?

- No, no, how'd I... - Why are you so scared

of one person... - I'm not scared.

...coming on the trip? She's awesome.

Because I'm a planner. I'm a control freak.

Look at her with her ruler and her pencil.

All right, well, maybe you need to...

[ laughs ] And her paper.

Maybe you need to relax a little...

- No, I don't have to relax. - ...and think about it.

I don't know. I mean, I'll think about it. I'm not sure.

The one thing I'm really good at,

I know who works off of who, and right now we've been

in a very tenuous rope, and to bring in a new personality

to this already turbulent group, should we say,

would be not good energy.

All right, so what's the consensus on the sister?

Well, I'm thinking about it.

Mom, you look so... Like you're 30 years old today.

- That's why you said that. - Oh, that's why.

That's why! [ laughter ]

I knew it!

♪♪♪♪♪

All right, downtown Newport. What? We're almost there. Yay.

[ singsongy ] I'm getting excited.

♪♪♪♪♪

Go ahead, kiddo.

So pretty.

Aah! I didn't really wear the right shoes did I?

I don't know what I was thinking.

You know what? I said I'll be 4 pounds thinner

wearing these shoes that I gained. I don't know.

All right. Thank you.

Oh, my gosh, that is so sweet. Welcoming drinks.

That is so fantastic. Wow.

Wow. Okay. So we're checking in. I'm Ramona.

We are all set. Welcome to Castle Hill Inn.

- What's in this, rum? - It's vodka.

- Oh, okay. - All right.

- Hello, girl! - Yay!

Look at this view.

♪♪♪♪♪

How long have you been here for?

- Like a half-hour. - Are you serious?

- Can you imagine? Hello! - No.

Hi!

Can we have two dozen oysters, please?

You're not even sitting down yet, and the vagina's starting.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi, hi, hi. - What a beautiful place.

It is so pretty.

I don't like fighting with anybody.

I'm happy to get a hello from Dorinda.

She seems like she's gonna be approachable,

and let's just end this whole thing.

Wow, look at these lobster rolls.

Mmm. Amazing.

Hey, are you... You're not eating?

I had some oysters.

- That's it? - You're done?

- It's just lobster. - She had Chia seeds.

- She's full. - I'm honestly just really not

that hungry right now. - Leah, don't eat the roll.

Just eat the lobster. It's so good.

It's not that... I'm not dieting. I'm just really not that hungry.

I'm not hungry, and I don't feel good about myself.

And I'm just not in the best headspace

to be going on a girls' trip, but here we go.

I definitely love those sunglasses.

Oh, thank you.

So, obviously, this is your trip that you put together.

I didn't mean to just spring it on you,

but I think that you would love my sister. She's super cool.

Well, if she's anything like you, I'm sure I'd like her.

She's so much like me, and I... You would re...

You're gonna love her, I promise you that.

Okay, tomorrow for dinner.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

What's that?

And you smell like sunscreen. It's great.

What are you doing?

My sister's gonna come tomorrow.

Oh, really? Does she live here?

- Yeah, you guys get to meet my sister. No, she's in the city.

I didn't really want her to come.

She didn't want her to come,

but... I kinda talked her into it because she said that I'm...

- Wait. And I... I mean... - It's too late.

- You already said yes. - No, I did not. No, I did not.

- [ laughs ] - I can rescind. I can rescind.

- You invited Elyse. - Excuse...

And you're not even talking to her.

She knows people.

Leah's sister has never

really met or hung out with anyone in the group.

Elyse is a woman that I've known for literally 20 years.

So it's not like I'm throwing a different mix.

She's been hanging out with us.

Ramona, the guests can't invite guests.

That's what we're talking about, Sonja,

and I actually didn't invite her.

- Okay... - I asked Ramona

if she could come. - [ laughs ]

When we said we were going on a girls' trip,

we mean our clique of girls.

We don't even know her sister.

We would've needed to all discuss this in advance

and make it like a "bring your sister" trip.

Don't divert the conversation.

- Off of Ramona. - [ laughs ]

Guess what. She's not coming. She's not coming.

Don't wanna hear it. Forget it.

Don't think you even know about Ramona.

No, you're being rude, and I don't want her here.

- I'm not being rude! - Yes, you are. You are.

You know, I don't want her here.

You can sneak her in your room.

- Thanks, Dorinda. - Yeah.

I think it's important for Leah to have her sister here.

She's new to the group. She's a single mom

that wants to maybe hang out with her sister.

Big deal. Who cares?

Tinsley, what do you say?

I say, I'm down. I love your sister.

Sonja, you're saying no? You're a hater?

- I'm a hater! - Gosh, you know what?

I'm going with my gut feeling. I don't want her here.

When I get people together,

it's like almost like doing a music... like that.

- Dorinda said yes. - I don't really care.

- Tinsley said yes. - No, Sonja said no.

- What does Luann say? - No. Yeah. You know what?

Luann, what do you think?

- [ squeals ] - About your sister coming?

What do you care? I mean, it's a bunch of girls in any case.

Look at me. [ humming ]

[ laughs ] Double fisting already.

- She just got here. - [ humming ]

Just let in her sister... Poor thing... who wants to get

out of the house. Come on. - Fine. Okay. All right.

- It's just one night. - Okay.

Thank you, Ramona. I really appreciate it.

- Honestly. - You're welcome.

Looking forward to meeting her.

All right, guys, let's move out to the rooms.

All right, let's go.

Coming up...

- Leah. - What?

I would love to meet your sister at another time.

Oh! Hell, no, bitch!

♪♪♪♪♪

These are the cottages, or these are the houses?

- These are the houses. - Oh, nice.

[ singsongy ] We're very excited!

Oh! There's the houses!

All right, so who's who? Do we know?

♪♪♪♪♪

Hi! Oh, my God. I love your glasses.

They're so cool.

- Where do we go? - Uh...

- Teedle-doom and Teedle-lum. - Yeah. [ laughs ]

- Teedledum and Teedle... - I'm in 35.

- Oh, we're next to each other. - I'm in 35.

- Aw! - Oh!

- We're next to each other. - Oh, my God.

- Even better than I thought. - Oh, you're my neighbor.

- Oh, why? - Holy... sugar-roo. Oh, hi!

- Next to us. - Oh, wow, look at this.

Oh, my God! Oh! Oh, look at that.

- Oh! Wow! - Oh!

- Sonja, wait. - Oh, my God. How fantastic.

- Look at the ocean. - Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. This is so beautiful.

Look at this. Look at that rock.

It's like someone placed it there, right?

Yeah, it's perfect.

I brought a pillow because I get, like,

really weirdly allergic to things.

So I hope that my pillow is somewhere here,

but this is so pretty.

Unless you wanna be privy to something scary,

I suggest you leave now. - [ laughs ] Okay.

Okay. Where's the clicker?

[ gasps ] Oh, my God!

Oh, the sea air smells so good.

- My skin feels so good. - [ exhales deeply ]

I actually feel horny again, don't you?

The smell.

Maybe we could get our mojo going again.

Hi. I spoke to the girls, and Ramona was like,

"If your sister's anything like you,

I'm happy to have her, and I can't wait to meet her."

This place... Sarah, this place is gorgeous.

Yeah.

Talk to you later.

♪♪♪♪♪

- Black goes better? - Yeah.

- Really? All right. - So let's talk about Leah.

How did Leah get me to say okay to her sister coming?

You didn't say okay. I said no. You said okay?

- Why would you say okay? - I don't know.

- I felt pressured. - Who gets to invite someone?

We're seven girls. Nobody gets a plus-one.

- Right. - Who is she to get a plus-one?

I don't know.

Ramona should have thought first before she said yes.

That's what Ramona does. She says yes,

and then she rescinds the invitation.

She wasn't thinking.

- So can you have my back? - Yes.

'Cause I'm gonna tell her tonight

I don't want her to come. - I got you, babe.

And you're gonna say it's like it's bullsh...

I'm not bringing my sister. I'm not bringing this person.

- Right, or my niece. - [ gasps ] I love that purse.

Leah just pressured me into saying yes.

I feel like sometimes she's like my little girl.

"Mommy, can she come and play with me?"

No. I know I said yes, but I'm just realizing

the dynamic will not be good.

- Oh, hi. - Hi, honey.

- Hey - Oh, my God, hi!

[ laughter ]

I'm out of breath. I don't know why.

♪♪♪♪♪

[ belches ]

- [ laughs ] - Okay.

I think we're in for a fun time with Leah this trip.

Tinsley, don't be Park Avenue wet blanket.

- I hate those. - Oh, how nice are those boobs?

Whoo! Love them!

I just hope that she doesn't get me naked

like she did in the Hamptons

'cause I'm not in for that anymore.

In Newport, we do not...

- In Newport, we don't burp. - Burp.

In Newport, there is a rule.

In Newport, we don't even pee.

Get in, clambake girl.

Text Dorinda.

Okay, we're heading to the restaurant,

so don't bother coming to our room because...

- We left. - ...we're impatient.

That's what's killing me.

I mean, this guy is really upsetting Leah,

and so I just hope she doesn't go off the deep end...

hopefully.

It smells like a Dorinda in here.

- Well, hello! - Hi!

[ laughs ]

It smells so good in here! [ laughs ]

- Did you sleep? - No.

No!

Well, it looks like while I've been taking my afternoon nap,

Leah started a little early.

[ sniffs ] It just smells like rich.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, sure.

- Oh, my God. - Whoo! That's us.

What?

[ singsongy ] Well, I wanna make it special for you girls.

Looks like we're getting married.

- Again. - It's a wedding of friendship.

A celebration of friendship.

That's why I didn't want, like, Leah's sister here.

- Oh, hi. - It's amazing.

I'll have this glass of white wine.

Oh, God, Sonja's flirting with the guys already.

- [ laughs ] - Beautiful, huh?

- They went without us. - They got impatient.

She'd better not be mad at anybody,

'cause you know what? This is a judgment-free zone.

Correct.

And this is a party zone right now.

Well, okay.

- I got crowns for us. - You do?

- Wait. Can you hold this? - Crowns?

I wanna celebrate our friendship because we're all...

We're all princesses that have deserved the stars in the sky.

It's reminding me of the lyrics of "Feelin' Jovani."

"Hell with Countess. Now I'm Queen."

[ laughs ] So I get a crown.

That's enough Jovani for tonight.

Oh, my God. Seriously, dude?

So let's dive into the Leah thing about her sister.

Okay, I'm not happy about the Leah thing.

I don't want her to come.

No, but I-I just don't understand

after you planned this trip, why didn't she say,

"Oh, can my sister come?"

Earlier, I was like, oh, the more, the merrier.

- Right, right, right. - And then thinking about it,

reflecting, it's like she should've asked you before.

- Thank you. - Then she brings it up

like, last minute. - It doesn't matter.

Like, today.

The all-inclusive girl that I am is like, why not?

The more the merrier,

and then I thought about it, and I thought,

it was kind of rude because it was last minute.

If she wanted to bring her sister,

she should've given more of a heads up.

I'm gonna say, "I'd love to meet your sister at another time."

- Yes. - Yeah, me, too.

"And I'll host cocktails and conversation with you and her."

- I'd love to meet her, too. - There you go.

This is so pretty. It's somebody getting married?

- Isn't it gorgeous? - But it's like a wedding.

Okay, guys, so just you know...

I'm teasing. I'm getting married.

[ laughter ]

I hear Tinsley's screeching...

- [ imitates screeching ] - Screeching voice.

Oh, are we vibing the same thing? Turtlenecks.

Turtlenecks, obviously.

Oh, yours has got a hole in it. I like yours better.

- I added, you know, the hole. - Let's just cut a hole

right here and see a little décolletage.

- Right. - This is so...

- Yeah, of course you can. - ...beautiful.

- This is gorgeous. - This is... Wait.

Can I have a tiara? Yay, yay, yay!

This just looks really pretty.

Ramona, what is this? This tastes like just water.

Yeah, I know, it does.

It's basically just a shot of vodka, tons of club soda...

- Ew. - ...muddled mint, and a lime.

Can someone strengthen my drink?

Yeah, I honestly... Excuse me, sir.

Can you put maybe, like, two more shots of vodka

in this drink? - No, I'm your mother.

You don't have to do that. No.

- Oh, no, please. - Ramona, stop.

- Don't even start with me. - Two more shots?

- Honestly, I can't. - No, but at least one.

It's one shot of vodka.

Ramona's decided to not only mother Leah,

who she barely knows, but to monitor

in a way that Ramona doesn't monitor herself.

Like, why do you care? We're on vacation.

Leave the girl alone.

This is my weekend to do whatever I want.

- Fine. Do what you want. - I don't even actually know

what day it is. - Fine, baby. Fine, fine.

It may not be the weekend. I don't care.

[ mouth full ] Who cares? I need two shots in that

because it's time. Dorinda!

Fine. I thought you were a recovering alcoholic.

She's not... What?

Coming up...

- How are you feeling? - Good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Little hungover?

That's, like, how I actually wanna be like all the time.

Really?

She's a recovering alcoholic.

She never drank for seven years, she told me.

It doesn't mean that she was an alcoholic.

It means she chose to not drink. There's a difference.

Right, and now she wants a double shot?

But you can't say that somebody's an alcoholic.

I said "recovering." She said she was.

She's not a recovering alcoholic.

- Hello. - Alcohol isn't the problem.

- It's a disease. - Her body's not used

to alcohol. - She's... She's fine.

We're all in a safe environment, Ramona.

Ramona loves to... Quick to judge.

Besides not eating, she wants another shot and another shot.

I mean, Leah, you're overconsuming too quickly.

She can't say you're recovering if you didn't stop...

Oh, my God! Ramona, what are you saying about me behind my back

while I'm there getting a drink?

- Lower your voice. - I'm not gonna curse.

- Okay. - No, stop.

- I'm not gonna curse at all. - Excuse me. Leah.

Because you will see that I can express myself...

Leah, I'm more than willing to speak to you...

- She's the new Dorinda. - Oh, goodness.

The point is, is that she is not an alcoholic

like you just said. - Yeah, no sh...

She just poured more alcohol into her drink.

Okay, now you didn't drink for seven years.

She chose to not drink for years.

You told me your mother was upset.

It was actually nine years.

Okay, I'm like your other mother.

So when you said, I need three shots of vodka

in my drink, I got worried. I got upset, okay?

- Whatever you say. - I understand that

you are my elder. I am being respectful.

You're my surrogate mother, but I'm good.

Don't worry about me.

I'm feeling suffocated, and honestly, if I wasn't

just so intent on getting my sister out here

and worried about staying in Ramona's good graces,

I would probably blow up on her.

You wanna sit there? Sit there. Sonja sits here.

I don't care where I sit, as long as I sit.

[ laughs ] As long as you have a place

at the table, baby, right? - That's right.

Oh, wow, that looks so good.

If you wanna compete with the other bartender,

you're going to give her a triple shot.

Hey, Sonja. Sonja-rita!

I'm helping at assisting Tinsley.

I need to talk to you. Come here.

- All right, I'm coming. - Hi.

- Did you tell her yet? - I need your backup.

She's probably coming tonight. She's probably on her way.

- Oh, my God. - No, but, like,

how do I do it now?

I'm not gonna do it at the table in front of everybody.

- Next to me... - I think we do it

at the end of the dinner table. Why... Why section her out?

No, 'cause then she'll get the other girls involved.

- Oh, okay. - And then Tinsley will be like,

[ imitating whining ]

Why are you standing there doing that? [ whining ]

- She will do that. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

- All that sh... - Okay, yeah, yeah.

Is this... Am I putting this on right?

[ indistinct conversations ]

Oh, I guess not.

You're a hater, and you're mean, and you're a hater.

Mean and meaner?

No, we're Dumb and Dumber.

Don't break it! Oh, my God. Give me that back.

Don't touch my... ing scrimshaw bag!

I can understand Leah drinking a little more to sort of

make herself feel more comfortable

because she's an unconventional girl

in a very conventional town. I get it,

but the strategy is not working.

You are against all convention.

[ laughs ] She's giving me a Heimlich.

Just sit here and eat your soup.

Tinsley, don't tell me what to do, bitch.

- Guess what, Tinsley? - Okay, let's take a toast

to Ramona doing... - I don't need you to tell me

what I need to do. - You're embarrassing Tinsley.

Ramona, you've outdone yourself.

Tinsley, am I gonna get thrown out of Rhode Island?

Tinsley, am I gonna get thrown out of... ing...

Hold on. I'm gonna give a toast. I'm gonna give a toast.

- Relax, kids. Relax. - I'm good. I'm good now.

I am having... I'm having more fun than I've had

in a... ing month and a half.

- I have to say thank you... - Oh! [ babbles ]

Oh, these are squishy boobs. I like...

Hey, hey, hey, Sonja.

All right, I'm sorry. I'm taking advantage of the situation.

- All right, I'm gonna sit down. - Oh, my God.

I thought Sonja'd have my back on this one,

but what is she doing now?

Frolicking around, playing with Leah.

I'm gonna get in trouble.

She's encouraging Leah to act this way.

Ooh-la-la-la!

- Can you go sit in your seat? - You're rude.

'Cause you're making me uncomfortable.

You're actually very rude. I am not making you uncomfortable.

Are you kidding me?

You make me very uncomfortable.

You know what, Ramona?

You're actually drunk. You are drunk.

All right, guys, I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...

[ indistinct conversations ] I didn't mean to make

everybody uncomfortable. I'm sorry.

I'm gonna go over here, and I'm not gonna make...

I'm gonna make everyone more comfortable.

- I don't want my vest to get... - No, I'm gonna make everybody...

- ...violated by you. - I'm gonna make everybody

comfortable now. - This was a gift.

Sonja... I mean, uh, Ramona, I'm here.

[ laughs ] Get their names right.

I know they're both blonde, but get it right.

Ramona.

I know that Leah wants to hang with the girls,

but she has been sober a lot longer than I have.

She can't drink as much as she used to.

Thank you for arranging this.

Oh. [ laughs ]

I'm just doing this because I just feel it,

and I wanna do it. - Go ahead. Sit down here.

- Okay, listen to me. - Ramona, I'm sorry.

- Mom... - Stop calling her "Mom."

- It's freaking me out. - Oh, my God.

[ indistinct conversations ]

I'm down the rabbit hole!

Oh, my God. Are you having a moment?

- They're having a moment. Shh! - Ramona's gonna kill me.

- Okay, stop. - They're having a moment.

- Let's go, let's go. - Leah, come.

Leah. No, Leah.

No. But it's not even about that, Tinsley.

I want... And I wanted to say in response to that,

I thought about it and I've gone to this life coach about it.

Don't ever try to steal me away from anything!

- Don't try to do it! - It bothers my heart.

You know, my delivery is dreadful,

but if anything, you know...

- [ yells ] - I wanna give a cautionary tip

'cause I think you have so much to give.

Come. Come. Come. Come.

I'm tough, so I think I was just trying to be like,

"I want the best..."

Sonja, if you... ing try to drag me out

to the Morgan yacht, I will kill you!

I don't wanna go! I don't wanna...

I feel it, though, baby. Thank you.

Okay, I want that. I want that.

I have something to tell you.

We have something to tell you.

I don't wanna go on the yacht.

It's a... ing sh... ty yacht!

Ladies, your soup is getting cold. [ laughs ]

I wanna go on the big yacht!

- Leah, Leah, Leah. - What?

I would love to meet your sister at another time.

- But another time. - Oh! Hell, no, bitch!

Don't go there! Don't go there, Ramona.

She's not coming.

- Leah, Leah, Leah.

- Leah, Leah, Leah. - I'm gonna tell you something.

- What? - I would love to meet

your sister at another time. - But another time.

Oh! Hell, no, bitch! Don't go there!

I'm a very engaged person.

I eat what I think. I think what I live.

I was doing it from, like, a cautionary tale thing.

"Stop! Don't do that." But maybe I'm wrong.

And, you know, my life's not your life.

I'm gonna have a party of cocktails and conversation.

- Sonja, honestly, I'm not... - Cocktails and conversation.

Leah...

Guess what! My sister's already on the way!

It's not on the way. It's tomorrow.

- She is! - Don't yell.

- Oh, my God! - Sonja...

- Let's just have a reset. - I know.

Let me tell you, this is awesome.

Yeah.

I feel like I'm in "Groundshog" Day with Tinsley.

I just don't have the energy.

I just wanna watch Leah destroy the place.

- Okay, I don't want you... - Look! How could you lie?

- How could you... ing lie... - Relax.

...about my sister and tell her...

- She is... She is so... - She was on the spot!

- She didn't know what to say! - Well, you know what? She...

- Leave the flowers alone. - [ laughs ]

- Can I have those? - Don't touch the flowers.

Ramona's timing is really bad. Leah was already going bonkers.

Aah! Just like you rescinded my sister's invite!

Leah, you're a little out of control.

I did not expect this reaction.

She's out of her mind. No one's getting murdered here

or getting their head chopped off.

It's just that she can't come. I gotta get away from her.

She's out of control.

Ramona, can I talk to you for a minute?

No, I don't wanna talk to you.

- People are scared now. - Ramona, I need to talk to you.

- Okay, I'm having dinner. - No, wait a second.

- Please, I need to talk to you. - Can I have a to-go bag?

Please, I'm gonna get so upset. I need to talk to you.

You're a little out of control right now.

- Dorinda, tell her. - [ all speaking at once ]

Oh, right, nobody's ever been out of control

in this... ing group. Are you kidding me?

Not quite like this, cheeky girl.

I'm having mine de-shelled.

I can't deal with shells right now.

- Get off of me! - No, no, no. Come on.

- Sweetie, get over here. - What? Come on. Come on.

- Aah! Aah! - Oh, my God.

She may have a split personality.

- I've seen it on TV. - They used to say about me

that I was the gangster with the blonde hair and blue eyes.

This girl is, like... She's another level.

[ yelling ]

It's like one minute, she's like, "Hey, how you doing?"

And then she's like, "Aah!"

Put the chairs down now. You can put the chair down now.

- It's not "Game of Thrones." - My kind of girl!

I wanna talk to you. Don't cry. Seriously, please.

- I don't want you to cry. - [ sniffles ]

No, no, no, no. Okay, no.

All right. No, no, no, no.

All right, all right. Can you... Okay, can you just, like...

Can you just... Okay, can you just listen to me?

Pretend you're at yoga. Breathe in.

[ inhales deeply ]

- Breathe out. - [ exhales deeply ]

Ramona makes people crazy.

But in all fairness, Ramona felt put on the spot.

- I mean, did you ever... - It's a lot.

...capitulate to something you really didn't wanna do,

and then it kinda gnaws away at you,

and you start thinking, "But I don't wanna do this."

I know Leah's taking this personally,

but the truth is, this was Leah's opportunity

to get to know the girls on a deeper level,

and asking to bring her sister was a really bad idea.

- Wow. - Seriously, Tinsley.

- Wow. - What's going on

with your friend over there? - First of all, I mean,

she can handle herself. She's fine.

No, she can't. She can't handle herself, quite clearly.

She's been on the floor. She's ruined the flowers.

She's been hanging onto the drapes.

She needs a little help from her friends.

Neither am I, but have you ever seen me behave that way ever?

♪♪♪♪♪

Whoops! [ laughs ]

[ laughter ]

Aah! Oh! Oop! Oh, sh...

That's bad. That's bad.

We've all done some crazy sh... In the past,

but Leah's kind of crazy is kind of shocking

because she's new to the group,

and we're just not used to her kind of crazy.

My days of the bushes are not over just yet, darling.

I'm really, like, really kind of weird

about the people I hang out with.

Same.

I'm not feeling comfortable with your sister coming.

I don't want her here.

I don't wanna change the dynamic.

All right, honestly, if my sister's not allowed here,

then I'm not staying here, so I'm done.

- What? - If my sister's

not allowed here, then I'm not staying.

- Oh, stop. - Honestly, I swear to God,

that's it. - No, no, no, no, no.

If my sister's not allowed here,

I am not staying. I'm not staying.

We can't invite her last minute.

- It's too late! - Leah...

- What the [bleep]?! - Leah.

"Yes, you can. Never mind. You can't."

Listen to me. Listen to me.

What a... ing nightmare.

Tell me yes or no. I don't care. Are you... ing kidding me?

Where is the bathroom? I'm going to the bathroom.

We got you, babe. We got you. We got you.

[ sobbing ]

Don't cry. These bitches aren't worth crying to.

Hell, no.

Even though I don't think it was the right thing for Leah

to ask us to accept her sister on our girls' trip,

it's making me upset to see Leah upset.

At this point, just let her bring her sister.

We're gonna push her over the brink.

- Leah! Sit down. - Make it good...

- Leah. Leah. - Make it good.

Leah, I went to the ladies' room and I thought about it.

We're gonna work it out.

Leah, I have to live out of my box.

Your sister's welcome. I am so sorry.

- Thank you. [ crying ] - I'm sorry.

All right, you know what? Leah's new to the group.

She loves her sister. Maybe I'm being too ridiculous.

I don't want her to be so upset.

Fine. I'll switch my mind again for the third time.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, and I realize

I have to, like, give up my bullsh...,

like, trying to control the situation.

And it's okay. Listen, don't cry, okay?

I want you to be happy. Stop the crying.

Okay.

There's nothing to cry about, baby.

- All right, I'm done. - Okay, good. Yes.

- You're done crying. - Good.

- No more crying. - You taught me something.

Why am I such a control freak? Obviously it meant a lot to you,

and you mean a lot to me.

So I was like, you know what? I gotta change my mind.

Thank you.

[ crunching ]

Coming up...

[ deep voice ] Tinsley, you're a materialistic, superficial slut!

[ laughter ]

Ramona, don't you judge Tinsley! Say you're sorry!

[ laughter ]

♪♪♪♪♪

♪♪♪♪♪

Oh, yeah.

[ seabirds calling ]

♪♪♪♪♪

Ohh.

Good morning, world. Waves, speak to me.

Ahh. How beautiful is this? I love it.

[ line rings ]

How's it going?

[ laughs ] Well, I'm actually... Wait. Where... Where are you?

I know exactly how she woke up. Guilt. Fear. Embarrassment.

All those wonderful feelings of a night of drinking

and losing your sh...

It's happened to me many times. But you know what?

See the Castle Hill? It's not burnt down.

So you're good, Leah.

You feel okay?

Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh.

I like... You're my kind of girl. It's all about the new day.

Is your sister coming or not? Did you get clarity on that?

Correct.

I'll come up. I'll come to the house.

I'll come...

Oh, you have to. It's amazing.

I don't remember anything from last night, but...

I actually woke up feeling like I had released

all this energy.

Yes!

I didn't come on this trip in the best state of mind.

It's glorious.

I'm not proud, but whatever happened last night

was therapeutic, and I'm just ready to enjoy Rhode Island.

All right, let's go up and get coffee.

I've already been up three hours.

How'd you sleep, Sonja?

Great. I feel great.

- I know. Me, too. - [ laughs ]

We're the only ones that can drink up a storm

and wake up fresh as a daisy. [ knock on door ]

- Oh, jeez. - Oh, get the door.

- That might be Elyse, Sonja. - Okay.

- I want Elyse to see this. - Hello!

- Hey, come on in. - Oh, hi.

Hi. Oh, you guys aren't even dressed yet.

- I know. I was just... - Well, we're lounging.

We like to lounge in the morning.

- What time did you wake up? - Well, I-I wasn't drinking,

so I woke up at a normal hour.

How are you feeling?

Um, I don't know how I'm feeling.

- Actually, I feel pretty good. - Uh-huh.

And I know Leah was a little out of control, but...

- A little out of control? - Well, this is like...

Leah was in need of an exorcism.

I do think it was wrong for her to ask to bring her sister

on this trip, right? - Agreed.

'Cause it is an intimate trip, and she put you on the spot.

Yeah, it was prearranged. It was prearranged.

- Right. However... - It's an overnight trip.

Once you said yes, then you shouldn't have rescinded.

- Yeah, that's true. - Right.

I like Leah. I really do.

But Leah has two sides... The crazy side

and the regular side. We don't need the crazy side.

Save it for your other young friends.

Hopefully with her sister here, maybe she won't be

out of control. - Yeah.

Maybe she'll be a good influence on her.

What do you think the sister's gonna be like?

- She's beautiful, the sister. - Well, so is... Leah's gorgeous.

We gotta get ready. We gotta get ready.

- Yeah, you guys get ready. - Leah's gorgeous, too.

You just sit here and wait, but we gotta get ready.

We're gonna go shopping in town, so, um...

- Okay. - You're dressed perfectly.

Let's put some jeans on and flat boots.

- Yeah, because we're walking. - Flat shoes for walking.

- Yeah, all right. - Lot of walking today.

We gotta work off those cookies and burgers we ate last night.

I cannot... We are not ordering food tonight late night.

That's so not in my diet.

[ waves crashing ]

[ seabird chirps ]

♪♪♪♪♪

- Ramona! - Ramona!

- Is this one hers? - I'm starving!

Are you guys ready? Hello?

- Girls? - Yep.

- Are you guys ready? - Yep.

- Hey. - Hi.

- You guys ready? - Yeah.

- We're so ready. - Okay, cool.

- Let me get my purse. - Hi.

- How are you feeling? - Good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Little hungover? - No.

- No? - No. Isn't that weird?

Yeah, that is weird. I am...

I'm assuming you were wasted last night.

- Um, I was... ed up. - Or was that just you,

like, being like zero to... - Well, I mean, that is...

- ...zero to 100? - Honestly, that is me.

Yeah, that is me. But I mean, the alcohol fueled it.

- But that's kind of like how... - I know.

- It was a lot of drinking. - That's like how I actually

wanna be like all the time, but, like...

You wanna be like that all the time?

Yes, yes, but I just, like, contain myself.

- And then you... - Really? Really?

And then, like...

Oh, boy.

Leah and I are actually strangely quite alike.

And you know what? Who cares?

None of us should be judged by one night.

Look at the group. Really?

- The psychologist... - But she said she wants

to be like that all the time. - The psychologist has arrived.

All right, are you ready, Ramona?

- How are you feeling today? - I feel great.

Do you remember what happened last night?

- Of course I remember. - What... What happened?

She said that is actually her natural state of mind.

- Uh-oh. Judger number two! - Come on. Bring it on!

- I'm not... I'm not judging. - Bring it on!

- Bring it on! - We've got the psychiatrist,

the psychoanalyst... - You guys act like

you've never seen anyone have fun.

- You've got pink in your hair. - That was fun?!

I don't wanna be like that all the time,

but I saw the way that these women were at the orchard.

[ wailing ] And I really wanted straight hair!

This is horrible!

- And in the Hamptons. - I'm not arm candy!

I don't shave my pussy!

I thought that I was allowed

to chug 10 martinis and lose my mind.

[ mocking voice ] "How are you feeling this morning?"

- Uh-huh. - "Now you wanna wonder

why the men aren't..." Well, excuse me, bitch?

Like, that's not the issue.

And then Dorinda's like, "Oh, you're getting all judgey.

Don't go judging her and psychoanalyzing her."

I knew that Dorinda was gonna be sticking up for her.

I don't know. I don't know.

'Cause Dorinda goes off the rails, too.

She will call out behavior that she doesn't like,

but if anyone else calls it out, she's like...

Yeah, it's true.

[ deep voice ] "Don't you judge!

Tinsley, you're a materialistic, superficial slut!"

[ laughter ]

"Ramona, don't you judge Tinsley. Say you're sorry!"

[ laughter ]

♪♪♪♪♪

Oh, how cute is this?

Oh, my gosh. Look at Leah. She's wearing leopard.

- You are, too. - We're twinning.

♪♪♪♪♪

A little cold in here. You know what I mean?

Like, the A.C.s are blasting.

Thank you. Thank you.

You were a little harsh back there, Elyse, you know?

- Me? - Yeah.

But I'm your biggest fan when you do normal.

When you do crazy, I'm, like, a little taken aback.

- But that is... but that's me. - I'm learning that.

[ indistinct conversations ]

But I would never do it at home with my child.

- With your daughter. - Oh, my God.

What would you do if you ended up with a Mini Me,

if she behaved like that?

Oh, she's never gonna be like that.

But what if she does?

I mean, I'd probably ground her.

Throwing chairs... Right, but what message

are you sending her? Why would you ground her?

Because you're telling her what...

You know what? I wouldn't ground her.

I would go, "Amazing job, honey."

I don't know what you... you know? This is... ing annoying.

- Oh, my God. - Stop with the swearing.

I can actually swear and say whatever I want to, Ramona.

Thank you. [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]

- I love your... - Would you like a glass?

No, I'm good, thank you. But I think Leah needs a glass.

She needs more than that.

Me and Elyse have not had enough interactions

that make it appropriate

for her to be in my... ing business.

Let's get a Bloody Mary.

Do you wanna do that right here? Is that cool?

I'm honestly gonna, like, leave the trip right now.

- There it is right there. - I would love...

I'm done.

My daughter's 12 years old. How are you gonna ask

how I would feel if she got wasted?

We're not there yet.

Don't bring my kid up.

- What is she doing? - Oh, my God, no.

- No, I just need a... - I'm not. I'm not.

I just need space, you know what I mean? That's it.

I'm fine. I'm not gonna go there.

- Okay, I appreciate that. - No, I'm here.

- I'm not going there. - Don't talk about my daughter.

- Okay, that's fair. - Oh, no.

Well, you must have been misunderstood

'cause you wouldn't... - No, no.

You wouldn't say anything about someone's...

No.

Why are you in her business so much, Elyse?

♪♪♪♪♪

♪♪♪♪♪

- I don't wanna talk about it. - Oh, sorry.

Why are you in her business so much, Elyse?

I'm not going in her business.

You are. You think you're...

You're all of a sudden, you think that you're

some sort of great psychiatrist. - No, I don't!

Yeah, you do. You're ready. You're prowling around

for anyone to make a mistake, to pounce.

- I don't feel that. - Is it true?

- No. - I don't wanna be

around the police.

If you think something's wrong...

I feel I need to stick up for Elyse

because I know she doesn't mean to do this.

She's trying to be helpful, but the girls don't like that.

They just wanna have fun, so I'm feeling it for her.

So can we all break Bloody Marys together?

- Let's break. - Let's break bread.

What am I toasting?

We're toasting to breaking bread together.

Guys, we're toasting to being in a non-judging...

- Judge-free zone. - A judge-free zone.

Well, when people behave themselves.

Including you.

Okay, I don't wanna be embarrassed in Newport.

She's not afraid to be embarrassed

anywhere else in the world. [ laughter ]

Why should Newport be any different?

Why Newport? Why have you picked on Newport?

- What about the other... - I mean...

...51 states?

Ramona has just decided to be very hard on Leah,

and I don't understand why.

First of all, the girl's, like, 20 years younger than us.

I mean, give her a break.

You know, we should be guiding her,

not chastising her all the time.

Can we just, like, open this up a little bit?

She purposely came and sits right here.

One of you could brush your teeth...

Yeah, exactly. I think young kids are buying them.

You're being un-inclusive.

She didn't apologize about last night.

I'm sorry. I don't like her behavior.

She told me everything she did was excusable.

- Dorinda is enabling her. - It's actually horrible.

- You are supporting her. - I'm not enabling her.

What the [bleep] is happening right now?

Ramona thinks you needed... You should apologize to her

for her beautiful dinner party, the flowers.

- I'm sorry, Ramona. - Come over here

so she can at least see your face.

Ramona, I'm never... I'm the first person to say I'm sorry.

- You always apologize to me. - I always apologize,

and I always take accountability for my actions,

and I did. I did get very drunk last night.

I... I enjoyed myself, but I'm sorry that I made...

So you think that's acceptable behavior?

- I actually blacked it out. - Kind of...

And I call it blackout. I blocked out your behavior

'cause it was so atrocious. I didn't wanna remember it.

It's very upsetting to me.

It really is.

Going into Newport, I was angry at me,

which is why I was drinking martinis like apple juice.

And instead of people taking me in their arms or supporting me,

I've just been, like, jerked around about my sister coming.

She can come. She can't come.

It feels like anything I do is wrong.

Listen, I think maybe my behavior triggered

Ramona's, like, trauma from her childhood.

That's true.

And that really breaks my heart. That, honestly, like,

the fact that maybe I triggered...

[ voice breaking ] something like that for you,

like, kills me. - No.

- So I'm sorry. - Oh, so you cut her a break.

She's a single mom that's trying to really raise a child.

- We all cried last night. - She can't remember,

so she says that she "blocked it out."

Yeah, 'cause she was drunk, too.

- She "blocked it out." - Four times.

Okay. And now she's making this poor girl feel bad.

Come on. This is a crock of sh...

Ramona's coming down really hard on Leah,

when God knows Ramona has not been an angel.

You're blocking this out because you were abu...

It has nothing to do... You don't remember a... ing thing,

'cause you drink martinis. - Yes, I do.

- Just call it what it is. - What?

- No, I didn't. - You're making me feel so bad.

I know. It's awful you just made her feel that way.

I'm thinking I just triggered your childhood abusive trauma.

- No, Elyse came at it... - Ramona, you made her

feel terrible for no reason. - You're so wrong.

- That's not true. - Shot board!

You know what? You don't know how I feel, what I think of it.

- So don't step in. - I remember every single thing

from last night. - Ramona...

You didn't block it out. You drank a lot.

- No, I blocked it out. - Ugh!

Dorinda and Luann grew up in a very loving home, okay?

I grew up in a war zone. My brother... raging alcoholic,

totally dysfunctional.

How do you think I became not an alcoholic and a drug addict?

I read my books, and I blanked it out.

I was not gonna stand by and let that bullsh... go over.

My intention was not to make you feel bad.

What I'm trying to convey is, which I think is kinda cool,

that I really like you, and I don't wanna dislike you.

That's all.

What I'm trying to say is that...

- To be a different person? - No, I don't...

Like, I just... You know what I mean? Like, I'm...

- I am who I am. - I know, but then

I don't know if I can... - And you're gonna...

- Then I don't know if I can... - You... Okay...

- I don't know... - You may not like me then.

- You're right. - You know what I mean?

'Cause I don't like that behavior.

That's it. Right. You might not like me.

So maybe you can curb it around me or maybe not.

I don't know. You know, I don't know.

- We'll see. - We shall see.

♪♪♪♪♪

Next time on...

You okay? Talk to me.

[ voice breaking ] Just, I just wanna be left alone

just for a little bit.

I'm originally from Arkansas. And you?

Arkansas?! [ laughter ]

No way.

- I worked hard to plan this. - Who cares?

Bitch!

[ thud ]

I just threw ravioli at her, and I don't care.

Sometimes you just gotta throw ravioli.

- She threw a ravioli. - No.

She did. Anyway...

I should've stayed for that one.

I will marry Bethany, kill Ramona,

and I will do Sonja.

That's the classic answer to that question.

You disrupted the weekend.

I'm not apologizing for who I am.

You were in Niagara Falls with Scott.

I need you to tell them that you're seeing him.

We're not together.

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