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- Previously on

"the real housewives of beverly hills"...

- When aaron has been there,

when you guys have gotten up and left...

- Stand up. We're leaving.

- No, I'm done. - As long as you feel good

about yourselves...

- Find something else to fight about.

I'm done.

- Your energy is not matching what you're saying.

- If I was pissed about something,

I will ----ing say it.

- How can we get to a place

where you're okay with everyone in the group?

Because I know there are a lot of hurt feelings.

[upbeat music]

how's it all looking? - Yeah, yeah, we're having fun.

- How are you? - Cheers.

I'm glad to be here. - Brandi.

- Yeah, I'm a little nervous. I don't know why.

- Camille? - Yeah?

- You were an asshole on twitter.

- Well, I was kind of dishing out what I got.

- Do you know what I'm saying? - Yes.

- Did you and camille say hi yet?

- Hi, how are you? Nice to see you.

- I'm teddi. - You are adorable.

- You don't have to go through the pleasantries with me.

[tense music]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- do you guys know kris? - Yes.

- We met in line at the met gala--

- of course you did. - I know.

- Hi, gorgeous!

- You look so pretty. How are you?

- I'm great, great. You look fabulous.

- I don't really trust what you have to say

'cause I feel like it's not genuine.

Just don't even bother. Just wave and keep it moving.

- You just don't want the compliment.

- I don't need it. - Okay.

I am trying to be nice.

I'm trying to apologize, and again,

teddi's just a rude little bitch.

- Well, I mean...

- What were you hurt about?

That right there--

- why are you so angry? Take it down a notch.

- Denise, shut up. - Calm down for (bleep) sake.

I was honestly concerned for you.

- I was in a lot of pain.

I just was overwhelmed at that time that I hurt people.

- Yeah.

- So again, I'm sorry, and I know time heals.

- It's nice to see you. - Good to see you, okay.

- All right, bye. - I know.

- Bye.

- Yeah, it's okay. She needs her time.

I respect that. - I need a little time.

- What you been up to? Were you in atlanta?

Were you in my hometown this week?

- Yes, so that project is done. - Nice.

- I have two more trips with "tell me a story,"

which...I'm gonna miss your "shoedazzle" event.

- Oh, that's okay, honey. - No, it's not okay.

I really wanted to be there. - It's totally okay.

Don't even sweat it. No big deal at all.

- So where do you wanna go from here?

- I wanna go with--

if something's you with me, tell me.

- I already told you. - Yeah, so great.

It's not that I have a huge problem with denise.

I have a huge problem with aaron.

- Um, all right. Well, we should go.

- Yeah.

In all of the time that I've known denise,

we've had fun together,

so of course I wanna be able to move on.

- [screams]

hi. - Hi, gorgeous!

- I thought I saw you outside.

- You showing up here today knowing everyone was

gonna be here is the first step--

- yeah, I mean, I'm gonna be honest.

I was nervous to show up. - Of course, yeah.

- Rinna came up to me, but... - Rinna did?

Listen, the first time seeing everyone's

always gonna be hard, but then you're gonna get past that.

- But thank you for inviting me

and allowing me-- - thank you for, you know,

showing up even though you were uncomfortable.

- I came in wanting to resolve some of the things

that I went through with these women.

That's amazing. - Thank you.

- So good to see you. - Thank you.

- I'm gonna go home and see my hubby, but thank you again.

- Go say hello to your husband.

- After tonight, I feel good

that I can move on now with denise and kyle,

but with the other ladies, I don't know.

I have to go home.

At some point, we have to put the past in the past.

[groans]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- oh.

- Where do you wanna go?

- Hi, mama. How are you?

- Amazing--good to see you. - I'm good, how are you?

- This is mike. - Hi, how are you?

- Hello, how are you? - Good, how are you?

- Good. - Nice to see you.

- You look gorgeous. - Thank you, you too.

- The women that I'm friends with,

it's important for us to support one another.

I think I've been in that situation

where I've been in a group, and everybody's, like, attacking me

and I have to fend for myself.

But I was in middle school.

I'm glad you came. - Thank you.

- [laughs]

- hello, everybody come out from inside.

Come into the tent.

I am so excited to introduce a very good friend of mine.

A charity event has to be fun and exciting

so people want to come and want to spend money.

Ladies and gentlemen, wilson phillips.

[cheering]

the first person that popped into my mind

is my friend, carnie wilson.

And you've been sober how long? - 12 years.

I'm a foulmouthed, crazy mother----er.

- And that's why I love you. - But I'm sober as hell.

I love you. - I love you, mwah.

- ♪ I know this pain ♪

♪ ♪

all: ♪ why do you lock yourself up in these chains ♪

- surprise concert? What a great idea.

Ladies and gentlemen, culture club!

- Hi, beautiful people!

- Wait, I've already had that idea.

All: ♪ oh, someday somebody's gonna make you ♪

♪ wanna turn around and say goodbye ♪

♪ until then, baby, are you going to let 'em ♪

♪ hold you down and make you cry ♪

- I'm a lightweight. Please not much.

- I mean, I get it.

All: ♪ to go your way, if you hold ♪

- what are we celebrating? - Oh, this is the fun room.

- Welcome to our vaginas.

- Brandi's very shy, in case you didn't notice.

- Let's do it, adrienne.

We're the... [indistinct chatter]

- wait, why are you toasting to that?

- Exactly. - Yeah, why are you

drinking that?

- What? Everyone else gets...

Hold on. That's not fair.

- Brandi. - Here.

- That's gonna be a good morning.

- No, I'm good.

- She's not gonna wake up tomorrow feeling good at all.

- Here's to old times. Welcome to old times.

- Here's to surrogacy.

Surrogacy, and pretending about babies,

and then ultimately just loving each other.

[light music]

with adrienne maloof, I said she had a surrogate.

She said I was a liar.

- What really did go down between you and adrienne?

- There's been so many things that you guys don't know about.

- You lied! - (bleep) you.

- You're a piece of sh--. - No, we did not.

- I run into adrienne all of the time,

and she's always lovely to me and she's always sweet,

but I don't think I've ever given her a proper apology.

It was not my idea. - I know it wasn't, yeah.

- For her to forgive me is something I really needed

'cause I don't know if I was in her shoes

if I could forgive me.

I love you. Love you.

I really do. - I know, I know.

- You can't say it back. - Yeah.

- No, she can because she's always been lovely to me.

Both: ♪ I don't wanna think about it ♪

♪ don't wanna think and lose myself in your kiss ♪

♪ ♪

♪ oh, whoa ♪

[cheering]

- thank you so much. - Thank you.

- We're rolling out. We're rolling out.

Whoa--wait, what? - Wait here.

- I'll take that. - All right, here's these.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

As much as you guys are codependent-ish and I like it--

- we're not codependent.

- I wanna be a throuple with you guys.

[playful music]

- what is a throuple?

- Mm-hmm.

- What is that?

- Like a threesome?

- Oh.

- You have the moment right now to say,

"we just got married and I love her vagina."

- right.

- Aaron's giving me the look.

"let's get the (bleep) out of here."

- that was like a word I go to sleep with.

♪ ♪

[indistinct shouting, crowd chatter]

- ready to head out, honey? - Yeah.

I'm taking this with me. It's mine.

No, hey. Don't do it.

[upbeat music]

- oh, hi!

♪ ♪

[laughter]

it's no secret that brandi loves to party.

But tonight for some reason,

she took "hot mess" to another level.

- Coming up...

- Look at that cake.

- Is that a cake? - It's a cake!

- [screams]

[dynamic music]

♪ ♪

- what are you doing?

- I'm trying to get that out. It was a present from denise.

How are you? - Good.

You look good. - Thank you.

I'm, believe it or not, heading to the airport soon.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Ooh, can you help me?

I hate checking things in at the airport.

Why'd you make that look so easy?

- Um... - [laughs]

and you broke every one. Oh, my go...

Oh, my god. Denise is gonna kill me.

- Talk to me.

- Okay, so I was thinking of the pendants that we're doing

over the tables. - Beautiful

maybe you can consider--hey. What is this?

Hey, who wants to go try some new food?

- But I wanna-- - me!

- [laughs]

- if your pants are falling down,

then you definitely need to eat.

[exciting music]

- so we're doing a major transformation on you.

Like sex bomb--wigs, big hair, big makeup, really fabulous.

- Fabulous--sounds like right up my alley.

I think I was born a drag queen really.

♪ ♪

- oh, wow. Look at the house.

- Yeah, we're entering the world

of erika jayne, of course.

- [gasps] - holiday edition.

- Cool. This is great.

- I mean, we have shoes hanging from the ceiling.

- Look at that.

- Why don't we take a shot and get in the mood?

- Yeah, let's do a shot. - That looks good.

- First drink of the night.

- Can I have a shot of vodka, please?

Once you get something, there's always more.

And then you want more. And then you want more.

Icy, something just-- ice it up real quick.

That'd be nice.

Moving to new york, the experience at shakers...

- I used to work here.

Getting married to tom turned into

erika jayne shoe lines, and now broadway?

I mean, there are no limits.

[festive music]

- ooh, this is pretty. - Oh, this is pretty.

Have you ever been here? - No.

- What a cute place to have a party.

Look at that. - I know.

♪ ♪

- ooh, look at this. - Aw!

- Nice to see you. You look beautiful.

How are you, baby? Nice to see you.

Oh, I love it! What size is that?

- I love it. And it works, right?

- Oh, my god. That is so fun.

- Hi. - Who's that girl?

- No, no, no!

- Dorit is like, "wait, what?" - I just, I just--you cannot

keep taking me to these levels. - How are you--I love it!

- Feel it. It's real hair too.

- And I like that it's lighter. - Hello, hello, hello.

- Hi, how are you?

- Look at you. - Thanks, you're sweet.

- Here, come in. Look at how cute this is.

- What is that?

- The queen e cocktail on the rocks of tequila.

Look at us all with black leather jackets.

- I know! - This is a vintage chanel,

like, from the '80s, I think.

- I don't think it looks very good on you.

I think you need to give it to me.

- Cheers, ladies. All: Cheers.

- You guys, thank you for coming.

- There she is.

- There she is! - The woman of the hour.

- Whoo! - Thanks for coming.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

- Look at that cake.

I love it!

- Oh, (bleep). [laughs]

- is that a cake? - It's a cake!

- Wow. [screams]

may I? - Yeah.

- All right, um, first off, thank you to everyone,

my friends, and everybody that came out tonight.

I really appreciate it. Thank you for letting me be me.

And I can't believe this is a cake.

Thank you guys. Enjoy, have some drinks.

Thank you all for coming.

[cheering]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- oh, sure. - Yeah, let's do it.

[overlapping chatter]

- I love it. - Whoo!

- I'm pumped! Thank you.

- While I have everyone here, I wanna mention something

'cause I need you all to check your schedules.

Erika's going to do broadway, as we know--

- yes, yes. - For four months.

So I wanted--take all of us on a trip,

get away for a week, so that erika can have

great food, great wine, great shopping.

So I have arranged something in rome, Italy.

[screaming] - no!

- Rome? - Rome.

- This is freaking epic. - Pasta and wine.

- Okay, I haven't been there since I was 19.

- Dorit speaks fluent italian. She lived there for ten years.

- You did?

- I feel we're gonna hear this a lot.

- Oh, yes.

- I haven't told garcelle yet, so I need to check with her

like asap 'cause of her work schedule, but she'll do it.

- If we go tell her she's gonna meet the pope,

she'll do it. - [laughs] she'll do it.

- Should we invite the pope to one of our dinners?

- I think so. Let's do this.

- I feel like he would enjoy it, you know?

- Yeah, let's have the pope come hang out with us.

- I had a threesome a long time ago.

- No girls touched this hoo-hoo ever.

- I've never been with a girl. I've only been with a couple.

- What is the difference?

- There's a penis and two vaginas.

[laughter]

- "hello, mr. Pope?"

so check your schedules, talk to your husbands,

get those kids situated, and come on to rome.

- And bring your black amex. - All right, you guys.

Have some drinks, enjoy the party.

I'm gonna go do some mingling. To rome, and we will be there.

- To rome. I'm so--super excited.

[upbeat music]

- vodka club, three squeeze lemon, part curacao.

- Okay. - I'm on a bar run.

Hi. - Hello.

You must be coming too. - Huh?

- To rome, you must be.

I'm gonna work on our pope, though.

- Do you wanna see the pope?

- Do you have pull to where we could meet him?

- No, I don't have any pull with him.

- Erika and denise never spoke at my party, not one word.

- I think I just saw them,

erika and denise, talking just now.

- I wanted to tell you, uh,

the reason why I walked away the last two times.

I feel that I've talked about this since santa barbara,

and what gets confusing is just because I'm an open person

doesn't mean I don't have boundaries with my children.

- Here's what makes it interesting is that, um,

when aaron gets involved, it becomes something else.

- All right, I'll get to that in a second.

- Okay. I mean, okay.

- But you're--I feel like you're getting upset.

I just wanna clear the air. That's all.

- Well, I mean, you wanted to talk, so let's talk.

And now I bring up aaron, and you wanna shut it down,

so I guess that's what we're doing.

Any time we've tried to discuss it,

you're like, "hey, I don't wanna talk about it.

I'm gonna shut it down." - no, that's not true.

Erika...

- Why are we here talking about it now?

- Because I can feel there's-- - what are we doing now?

Well, it's difficult to have a conversation with denise

because if she doesn't like what she's hearing,

she shuts you down or she leaves.

Nothing's gonna be accomplished here.

- I wanted to clear the air with you before we go on a trip

because I don't want things awkward,

otherwise that's gonna be a very awkward trip for myself.

That's all.

I like you a lot, and I have a lot of respect for you,

- thank you. - And I have a lot of fun

with you, and that's all.

- Okay, cool.

I like denise. I think that she's a good time.

- All righty, thank you. - Okay, thank you.

But it takes work to be a good friend.

It requires two people who really want to be friends

and who want to communicate.

- Are you excited to go to rome?

- I don't get to speak italian anymore.

- Well, now you're about to. - I know.

People will come up to me and they're like, "oh..."

[speaking italian]

I say... [speaking italian]

and they said to me,

"oh, well, you know, I only know, like, the swear words."

- yeah, and you're like, "no, you're not," yeah.

- I know pizza, pasta. - Okay.

So far, you're an american. - ¿zapato?

- ¿"zapato"? That's spanish.

- Spanish for shoe. - Scarpe-- shoes.

We'll be shopping for le scarpe.

- Coming up...

- The way I was brought up, you don't talk about money,

you don't talk about-- - right.

- But I wanna know-- how'd you get your money?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- hey. - How's it going?

- Good, how are you? - Right this way.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- I am starving. - Here's our menu.

We have the cocktails on the back, all right?

- What's good here?

- Cocktails? - Yeah.

- Do you like something spicy or more sweet?

- I like a little bit of spice.

- Thank you. Okay.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

hi, honey bunny.

- We are channeling--hi. - How are you?

- Good, how are you? You smell good.

- Oh, well, that's always good. - Yup.

- Can I get you a drink

or do you need a second with the menu?

- Yes, I'm having a drink. - Okay.

- I'm gonna have a white wine. Thank you.

I'm on a vodka freeze right now.

- Are you? - I am.

- Did you pass out somewhere?

- Oh, hell no. I don't do that.

- How was erika's thing at her shoedazzle collaboration?

- It was nice. We missed you.

- Aw, I know. I don't wanna miss anymore.

- I know. You're never around.

- I--I know. I'm not around enough.

You know, to keep it real,

my work schedule stops me from having a social life.

I just got back into town this morning.

I literally--I land, I turned on my phone--

- your schedule is, like, nutty.

- I'm shooting "coming to america" and two tv shows,

and it's hard for me to connect with these women

'cause I'm away a lot, but as a single mother,

mama's gotta work.

- I can't wait to go to rome. I started packing.

- I just found out about rome. Rinna sent me a text.

She's like, "oh, by the way, do you wanna come to rome?

Are you free?" I said, "am I free?

Of course I'm free." - I love rome.

It's gonna be raining. - Good to know.

You know, black hair and rain is not very good.

- Excuse me, it's not just black hair.

I have really curly hair. - Do you?

- Yes. - I'd like to see it.

- Oh, but my kitchen gets hot. My kitchen gets hot.

- You did not say kitchen. Shut up, sutton.

What do you know about a kitchen?

- I know lots about a kitchen.

- The "kitchen" to a black person

is the back of your neck.

So sutton knowing that--what?

Do you have a hot comb too? - Yes.

I'm from augusta, georgia.

- So I've heard. All right, sutton.

That gave her a little cool factor just then.

- Still doing all right? - Oh, gosh.

We haven't even looked at the menu.

- If you need more time-- - no, we're good, we're fast.

- Nope, nope. The mac and cheese.

I wanna do the tuna tartare. - That's a really good one.

- I might do the tuna tartare as well.

- Thank you. - Uh-huh.

- Are you taking glam? - I don't know.

- I'm a single mom.

I can't bring glam everywhere I go.

- I can. - Yeah, so I heard.

- But I guess... [laughter]

- the way I was brought up, you don't talk about money,

you don't talk about-- - right.

- But I wanna know-- how'd you get your money?

[mischievous music]

- what do you mean?

- Like where did all this money come from?

- I don't like talking about money.

I'm southern.

- Did you inherit money? Did you marry money?

Were you born with money? Like, I'm curious.

- No, I got married, and my ex-husband, he did well, so...

- Wow.

Sometimes I can rub people the wrong way

because I'm so blunt, but all the other women

are afraid to ask really deep questions,

but that's the only way you're gonna get to know someone.

How long were you married? - 17 years.

- Wow. - Yeah, so--

- that's a long time.

I didn't ask her for the balance

in her, you know, savings account,

which I would love to know.

- Honestly, I've known him since I was 13 years old.

- Really? - I have.

And I hope that I can get to a place where--

- did he take your virginity?

[light music]

- why you wanna go there? Why you wanna go there?

- You know that is who I am. - That is wrong!

[laughter]

I am not gonna answer that question.

- Okay.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- what's wrong with your bum? Do you wanna be wiped?

Well, let's get a wipe for you.

- Lady, you can't do that with your butt.

- Well, let's wipe it. You have dirt.

Anyway, she's gorgeous. Who cares?

She's chunky.

- No, she was born wide. She has a beautiful body.

[mischievous music]

♪ ♪

hi, how are you? - I'm good, how are you?

- I'm good. - Hi!

- Hi, thanks for having me. - Hi, gorgeous, hi, sweetie.

Thank you so much for coming. Oh, my god, would you take her?

- Me--look, she's, like, shedding like crazy--oh!

- You guys, let's go sit outside.

Do you want a iced tea? Do you like iced tea?

- Sure. - Do you want a water?

Amelia gray was in new york,

and it didn't quite go as planned.

Amelia started to miss her classes,

- okay. - She started to have

panic attacks. I don't know if she can do it.

I can't imagine if you were still in new york.

- I'm just so much happier here.

Amelia is in her safe place where she grew up.

Her family's close by, friends are close by.

Even saying it, I'm much more relaxed.

It must be a lot easier for her.

Are you loving doing this?

- This is a job that I'm so obsessed with.

My only complaint is it's such a long process

to learn and get to where I want to be.

- But that's life.

Now she can't just come home. It's not a vacation.

So getting an apartment, going back to school--

these are the steps she needs to take

to continue moving forward.

- I'm so happy to find you guys a place.

I'm excited to go look for places.

- I'm so excited. - Let's start with area.

- West hollywood, beverly hills--that area.

Um, I have major anxiety.

I can't even sleep in this house

without freaking out.

My thing is security. I need to have a doorman.

- Even though that comes with a price tag of, like, $5,000.

- I love a pretty kitchen island.

I love marble, I love white.

I like like a pretty refrigerator.

Something with big windows to make me happy.

My mood is easily changed by my surroundings.

Everything needs to be right.

The, like, pool with the cabanas.

- My first apartment was so gross.

- Closet space--very important. - Yeah.

We lived in a 900-unit apartment building.

And what were there? Roaches...So gross.

- Two-bedroom, like really modern and contemporary.

You know, gym.

I just can't be on ground floor.

I will freak out.

- I was lucky to have an apartment

with hand-me-down furniture and a door that locked.

I didn't have help financially,

and I think that is a driving force in getting what you want.

- I want to avoid having racks all over my apartment.

Racks will kill my vibe.

- Amelia can have a list of all the things that she wants

because amelia is paying for this apartment.

I think $1,000 would be fair for help.

The rest is on her. - I do have a couple ideas.

There's a one-bedroom. It's so adorable.

Pets are allowed.

It doesn't have a doorman, but it's one of those key code,

like, you can't get in unless you know the code.

- Oh, that's nice. - Um--

- I'll do, like, a code as long as the door

goes from the ground to the ceiling

and you can't, like, jump a fence.

- She's always been like this. - I'm just crazy.

[light music]

- anyway...

Look at the monsters I've created.

Are you kidding me? [sighs]

- always gotta do what makes you happy--

- exactly, well, I'm so excited to look.

- Great. - Coming up...

- Denise--she has these feelings,

but she doesn't wanna say it.

- I just think you guys need to be careful with her

because she's not who she pretends to be.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I think that's everything for that bag.

But now, can we close it? - Yeah.

- Oh, no. - Uh-oh.

- [sighing] - wait.

- Here I'll sit, you zip. I'm panting.

Hot mess express over here.

- Who is this?

- That's dolce and gabbana ultimate,

and I'm bringing that for sure.

Isn't it good? - Stunning.

- And I think we're gonna go shop at dolce and gabbana

which might be fun.

I think we're going to be doing a bunch of sightseeing.

I'm hoping we'll hit the colosseum.

- Uh-huh.

- And there's great little cafes that we can go to,

and restaurants, and the spanish steps are beautiful.

- [gasps]

- are you listening to me? - I'm listening.

You just always have so many great things.

- Okay, just try to focus. - Okay, okay, sorry.

I don't know if I'm helping or shopping.

- I don't wanna help you pack.

[laughs] I just don't.

I'm so ----ing sick of packing.

- This place is a mess.

- This place is an explosion of excess.

Is this the wig?

Tiago. - Tiago.

- Don't you wanna be roxie hart?

Aren't you, huh? Everybody does.

[bright tone]

you're roxie. - Amazing.

[laughter]

- oh, my god.

- Oh, yeah.

- I love you. Oh, my god.

All right, pack this sh-- up.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- hello?

- Hello?

- The dogs didn't even come ream me out.

What's going on?

- It's that pink light. It relaxes them.

- Oh, it's relaxing me too. - Come up.

I'm, like, doing a million things at one time.

I'm finishing up my packing, so I, you know...

- Is this your packing?

- Teddi, I know. It's a problem.

Anyway, the reason I wanna do this now is because

we need to get invitations out for your shower.

I'll throw you a baby shower. - It'll be fun.

- You know what? I won't say no.

- I've been so busy trying to organize

my children's hospital event and getting ready for Italy.

Teddi is ready to pop, and I haven't even begun

to organize her shower yet.

What we need to figure out is do we do it here?

I mean, you know I'm always open

to having my home for parties.

So we can do it here, we can do it at a restaurant.

- Well, I just want it to be the easiest thing possible.

And it's not an "I don't care"

that people are gonna get mad at me about.

I really just want it to be the easiest for all of you guys.

Nothing gives me more peace

than not having to invite any of the ladies to anything.

Here's the thing, guys--

truthfully, I really don't care if y'all come or don't come.

- Wait a minute--I'm coming.

And if you don't give a sh--, then why am I coming?

- Do you like games? - I like games.

What I don't like--

I honestly would rather cut my own face off

than sit at a party and watch people open my--

- well, now you know I'm gonna make you do that.

And I'm gonna sit there and go,

"oh, my gosh, another hooded towel."

- please, no.

- Sorry, teddi, now we are definitely doing it.

- Knock, knock, knock. Hello.

- Who is that? - Uh, it's your sister.

- She's dropping off dresses that she borrowed.

- Hi, look how cute you look. - How are you?

Hi, you're all decked out. What are you doing?

- I'm taking, um, brandi to dinner for her birthday.

Her birthday was a few days ago,

and I didn't get to take her to dinner, so--

- aw, that's cute.

- Well, these are not good for Italy anyway.

- No actually, I didn't try this one.

- What about--this would be good for Italy.

- Well, I forgot to tell you guys brandi's in the car.

- Why is she in the car? She's outside?

- 'cause I was gonna take her to dinner, so...

- Why is she waiting outside?

- Yeah, tell her to come in. - [sighs]

- we're discussing her shower.

- Oh, my god. Okay, let me get her.

I don't wanna leave her in the car then.

- Kim and brandi have a very unique friendship.

I mean, they were absolute enemies before.

- Your sister is wasted out of her ----ing mind.

- You're a pig. - Okay, enough.

- You're a slut pig.

I will never like you. - Okay.

- After everything you did. - Are you kidding me?

- "are you kidding me?"

- but then they became very, very close.

- My favorite part of the trip was actually with kim.

I feel a new love for you,

and I feel like hopefully, we can be friends.

- But now, they genuinely have a good friendship.

- Kyle wants to know if you wanna come in

for a few minutes.

They're talking about teddi's shower.

- Yeah, are you gonna go back in and say no?

- Imagine--"brandi said she doesn't wanna come up."

- no, she's good, all right. - Okay, wait, hang on.

- Kim was friends with brandi when brandi and I were

in a very, very bad place.

This isn't even about you and me.

You and I are okay. This is about us right now.

Can you leave for a second? Just go.

- I came with her. I'm leaving with her.

- You're not wanted. - Excuse me, neither are you.

Ask your husband. - This is my ----ing--

- hello. - The birthday girl.

Happy birthday. - Happy belated birthday.

Only a day, or even two. - Oh, my god.

- Hi, how are you?

- Even when kim and I weren't getting along,

I was always happy knowing that brandi is a good friend to her,

and I think that says a lot about her character.

I mean, they have come a long way since the slut pig days.

- I got my results back today. - You did?

- You have a fair amount of your own breast tissue,

so I think we'll remove the implant,

we'll remove all the scar tissue around the implant.

If there's abnormal tissue in there,

we will send it for a biopsy.

- And? - 100% perfect, yeah.

- Congratulations. - I'm so excited.

- Do you feel so relieved, just like--

- yeah. - What are you guys doing here?

- First, we were doing shower stuff,

and now I'm laughing at kyle's packing.

- I cannot.

Like, I'm just throwing things in the bag that I like.

- Well, garcelle sent us a text, and she's like,

"who's bringing glam to rome?"

I'm like, "I am the cheapest human alive."

- wait, why are you guys going to rome?

- Well, we thought, you know, we'll do our annual girls' trip

and then rinna was like, "well, erika's leaving

to do chicago in new york for, like, four months."

but yeah, there's been some little, you know,

stuff in the group

- always. - Per usual--yeah,

because there was something that happened with, um, denise.

And...

So then later, she said, "well, my kids were there."

and we were like, "uh, your kids were at another table."

- uh, charlie sheen is their father.

- That's what-- I actually said that.

She's like, "you're a ----ing sh-- talking sh-- stirrer."

- you are a sh-- ---ing stirrer.

You really are. - Okay.

- Denise said this to you? - Yeah.

- Rinna said to me, "she doesn't like you."

and I was like, "oh," but then she's, like, very nice--

- she never says anything. - She doesn't want...

She has these feelings, but she doesn't wanna say it.

- We have a whole--I--it's--

I don't even wanna get into right now.

- She did something to brandi, which I just think is...

♪ ♪

I won't. It's your thing.

[tense music]

- what?

I thought you guys were friends.

- No, we are friends.

We're--I don't know what we are.

Honestly, I--I just think you guys need to be careful

with her because she's not who she pretends to be.

♪ ♪

- coming up...

- We just, like, we kind of hooked up.

- Denise wants to run from the truth.

She has these feelings, but she doesn't wanna say it.

- I just think you guys need to be careful with her

because she's not who she pretends to be.

♪ ♪

- she did something to brandi which I just think is...

I--I won't. It's your thing.

- I don't wanna go, like, totally into it,

but...What you see is not what you get.

She doesn't like you at all. At all.

She's said horrible things about you.

You're obnoxious, you'll do anything to be in this group

because you've lived under your dad's shadow your whole life,

and you--it's--it was just, like, just mean.

- I gave her the opportunity

to come clean on however she's feeling.

- Where do you wanna go from here?

- I wanna go with--

if something's you with me, tell me.

- I already told you. - Yeah, so great.

Say it to my face because I know the way

that I've been feeling I've said to your face.

- Rinna said she doesn't like me.

I'm like, what did I do? - Well, apparently

she doesn't like anyone. She doesn't like rinna either.

She's like, "erika's a cold-hearted bitch."

but then, she's around you guys, and she's like,

"why do they all wanna fight with me?"

- and she always acts like she, like, idolizes erika too.

She plays this chill, laidback, cool person,

and she--but she knows what she's doing.

- Knowing how open and honest you are,

she doesn't think that's gonna get out?

- She feels like she can tell me things

because she has something on me.

[dramatic music]

you know what, do you have water?

Do you have a water?

- I haven't even offered you anything, yes.

- Oh, my god. Sorry, I'm like...

- Do you want water, wine, anything?

- Maybe both. - I'll have water.

- Jessie?

[speaking spanish]

I've never seen brandi so nervous.

Normally, if she's upset,

it just comes spilling out of her mouth.

- I'm saying what she did to you is wrong

and she's not your friend.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on. I need to hear this back.

Wait, she has something on you?

I feel like no one has anything on you.

I feel like you're like such an open book.

- When we met, we just hit it off right away.

Hi, gorgeous. - How are you?

- I'm good. Oh, my gosh.

I'm gonna start hooking on the side.

- Oh, well, you know what?

Those girls make good money. I think I am too.

- All right, let's (bleep) together.

I thought she was, like, just the coolest chick.

And I saw her in April,

and then I didn't see her again until your party.

And some sh-- went down over those nine months

that was really ----ed up.

It's bad. It's really bad.

- What is the story?

It would help if we knew the story.

- You know 'cause we talked about, like, cheating

and all of that stuff. - Yeah.

- I heard brandi glanville did your podcast.

- She did. She has no filter.

- We're talking about, of course, cheating.

- Do people in good relationships cheat?

- And do women cheat more than men?

The whole cheating thing with me--it's so personal,

and I was so broken for so long.

[solemn music]

when I was married and I was cheated on,

it destroyed me.

He was the love of my life.

I go, "you have to get your sh-- out.

I'm done."

that day, my friend that worked at "us weekly" called me

and said, "eddie's in malibu with leann rimes

on his motorcycle."

it broke my life, so I would never,

ever, ever do that to someone else.

I had a friend who was dating a married guy,

and I didn't know it, and when she told me,

I've not ever talked to her again.

So like, I'm just-- I'm very sensitive to it,

and she kind of put me in a situation

where I was the cheater.

- It's the reverse.

I don't know why you think she's got...

I don't even know why you think that.

- What does that mean? - I don't know.

[lightly tense music]

I had been out with her and aaron,

and, like, I knew that they have an understanding.

Like, she could be with girls if she wanted to.

♪ ♪

and as long as, you know, it wasn't with a guy.

The first night we met, something happened.

Denise and I went out, and we had dinner.

- I'm so glad that alec introduced us.

Brandi and I have a mutual friend.

That's how the two of us met.

We went to dinner one night, hit it off.

- We completely click, we get absolutely wasted.

We go to the restroom, and all of a sudden,

we're making out.

But she wasn't with, like, aaron at that time, so...

Well, I was not expecting it, but I was like,

"all right, I'll go with it.

I'm wasted, you're pretty. Let's do this."

in April, she invited me to go to her set

in northern california to do my podcast.

She really wanted to hang out a lot,

and she's like, "just come here."

and I was like, "okay, I'll just go there."

I went, and I was gonna get my own room,

but denise said, "no, just stay here.

"it's fine.

"I'll get you, like, a rollaway bed.

"you can stay in the room with us.

There's plenty of room."

her middle daughter was there with a friend

and we did the podcast.

That first night, the girls were sleeping in a room

downstairs with a door, and denise had a room upstairs.

There was no rollaway bed conveniently,

and so, I just slept in the bed with denise.

The first night I was there, like, we just had a good night,

we're hanging out, and then the next night,

we got really drunk and we were just so ----ed up, and...

[suspenseful music]

we just, like, we kind of hooked up.

We hooked up, and then-- - who's "we"?

- Denise and I.

♪ ♪

- like kiss? - Like everything.

I don't want you guys to judge me because--

- I'm not judging you. I'm just literally like--

- no, because, like, honestly, like--

- she's open about it. - I'm totally not judging you.

- She's already been very open about it.

- I'm bisexual.

Everyone knows that, my kids know that.

- I did not. - I didn't know that.

Not that it matters. - No, it doesn't matter.

I mean, um... I was uncomfortable.

The kids were downstairs, and we were in a loft,

and there was no door, and I just couldn't get into it.

And the next day, she just said to me, she's like,

"no matter what you do, you can't tell aaron.

He will kill me."

- denise said to me, she's like,

"no matter what you do, you can't tell aaron.

He will kill me."

I'm like, "what the (bleep) is happening right now?"

in the moment, I was just like,

"I'm everything that I have always hated,"

because my books are both about hating cheaters,

not being cheaters, being loyal.

I will never be the other woman.

- So you didn't think it was cheating.

- It wasn't because she-- they already talked about it.

I would have never slept with denise

if I thought that aaron was not okay with it.

And he knew I was going out of town with her,

he knew we had made out before.

There was no question in my mind

that aaron was okay with all of this.

- And what happened after that?

- It was kind of like I never really existed,

but then she would text me and stay in touch

to make sure that, like, everything was kosher.

I never wanted to see her in that way again.

She made me believe that I did something wrong.

Then I had a breakdown, and I told kim,

and kim's like, "she tricked you."

and I'm like, "no." and I was ashamed of it.

I don't know. I just felt horrible.

- She never called her until the night before your charity.

- She heard that kim was hanging out with you guys,

and she was like, "we're--" she was like, "are you going?"

I'm like, "yeah, I'm going."

and she's like, "you haven't told anyone anything, right?"

- that was hard on her the other night.

- You're good? - Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a little nervous. I don't know why.

But I wanted it to be very-- a calm night,

and then I just kept drinking.

And now, she's calling me and telling me sh-- about erika,

sh-- about you, and I'm going, "who is this crazy person?"

- she tried to make you feel like

you guys are close right now. - Yeah, of course.

- Because she's scared. - Yeah.

- She'll say to me, like, "I just want you to know,

"like, my private life is, like, super private.

I would never tell your secrets."

that's what she said to me after your party.

That just, to me, was like a threat.

[tense music]

it's just the whole thing is weird.

- I don't think you should, um, beat yourself up about that.

- I'm gonna do some reiki on her later,

and I'm taking her to a meditation sound bath.

That's what you're gonna do for your birthday.

- Brandi can be a lot of things.

She can be mean, she can be a bitch,

but I honestly don't believe she's a liar.

Happy birthday. - Thank you, babe.

- I love you.

Don't stress about that whole things.

Don't stress, you know?

I mean, that's between you guys.

- Yeah, well, not anymore.

- I think I'm just realizing that

I don't think any of us really know denise at all.

I'll see you after Italy. - All right.

- And you'll have the invite for the shower.

- Have a safe, um-- - all right, bye, guys.

- You guys both look so pretty. - Thank you.

- Love you.

[dramatic music]

- [mouths] I don't...

♪ ♪

- I mean, I don't feel good right now, but...

- And now, I have to, like, look at this chick that, like,

blatantly hates me--

- that's, like, the least of the worries right now.

- I know, but also, we're going on a ----ing trip with her.

[exciting music]

- maybe I'll ride with you.

- Yeah, let's go back here. - And we'll go right here.

- So far we're two hours away. - Wow.

- "probably." - probably for the best.

- What? - Yeah.

And then brandi said things happened between...

- You are? - Of course.

I'm excited and a little, you know, like...

[laughter]

- so they ----ed?

[wheezes]

- right, we're almost here.

- Oh, I cannot wait.

- Next on "the real housewives of beverly hills"...

- We're in rome! - It's pretty epic.

[cheering]

[squealing]

- what is that? - Holy sh--!

- The stores. - All of my friends are here!

- I am pathetic, you can't stand me.

You didn't say these things to brandi glanville?

- You didn't tell brandi I was a cold bitch?

- I never said that.

- She has told us a lot of things

that are now out there about you guys.

- Why don't you just say it? - She said you two had sex.

[suspenseful music]

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