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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,477 Hello. 2 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,689 Mr. Brooks, there's a Margo Brofman on the phone for you. 3 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:31,777 - Oh, yeah? Put her through. - Okay. 4 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,071 - Hello? - Hey, Margo! 5 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:37,783 I'm giving a surprise party Sunday night. Can you come? 6 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,743 Who're you gonna surprise? 7 00:02:40,284 --> 00:02:41,284 You. 8 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:45,456 - Who else is coming? - Just Felicia and Liz. 9 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,166 Oh, yeah? 10 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:52,881 - What's the occasion? - That's the surprise. 11 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,846 - Hey, Mac. - Nice-looking threads. 12 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,602 - Can I take some roses? - Help yourself. 13 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,063 Thanks. 14 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,375 Here you go. 15 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,303 Come in, Steve. 16 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:51,815 Looking good, slick. 17 00:04:05,327 --> 00:04:08,622 - Felicia. - Hello, Steve. 18 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,126 Thank you. 19 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:16,047 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 20 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,592 And Liz. 21 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,720 - Hi, Steve. - Hi. 22 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,962 Hey, Margo. Come on in. 23 00:05:05,387 --> 00:05:07,224 Unbelievable! 24 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,186 Looking good there. 25 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:15,190 Sexy! 26 00:05:15,689 --> 00:05:17,275 Unbelievable! 27 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:21,154 Slick, you are something else! 28 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,743 Come on, Margo. It's my turn. 29 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,219 Oh, yes. 30 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:49,557 I don't believe this. 31 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:53,811 I'm sitting here with three beautiful women who said they hated me. 32 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,899 - I gotta be dreaming. - We still hate you. 33 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,864 We decided you should be punished for the way you treat women. 34 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,115 Oh, yeah. 35 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,576 Men like you just have to be stopped. 36 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,703 How're you gonna stop me? 37 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,998 We're going to kill you. 38 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,252 What a way to die. 39 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,789 Oh, God. 40 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:56,874 We did it. 41 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,961 We still gotta get him out of the hot tub and down to the river. 42 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,795 - I don't think I can. - You have to! 43 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:04,007 We can't do it without you. 44 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,058 You bitches. 45 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,107 Where am I? 46 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,901 Purgatory. 47 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,989 - Where's that? - Between heaven and hell. 48 00:08:10,864 --> 00:08:12,409 What happens now? 49 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:16,454 On one hand, you've earned enough credits to get you into heaven. 50 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:19,332 - Thank God. - You're welcome. 51 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:24,087 On the other hand, you've been so rotten to women, 52 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,547 you deserve to go straight to hell. 53 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:28,341 That's pretty rotten. 54 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,136 Perfect record. They all hate you. 55 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:34,139 - All of them? - As far as I know. 56 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:36,765 You should know, but... 57 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:40,103 it's kinda hard for me to believe there aren't a couple of women... 58 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,896 Right now I'll settle for one. 59 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,566 So I've decided that you should go back... 60 00:08:45,774 --> 00:08:50,863 and find one female who truly likes Steve Brooks. 61 00:08:50,946 --> 00:08:52,990 If you find her, you go to heaven. 62 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:56,244 If you don't, you'll spend eternity in hell. 63 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:57,362 Back? 64 00:08:57,445 --> 00:08:59,621 Unless you have a better suggestion. 65 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:00,747 No, no. 66 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:04,752 Back's fine. Back's terrific. 67 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:08,465 Good morning. It's Ross Britain. It's 8 a.m. in the Big Apple. 68 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:10,508 Here's Keith Slaughter and the Butchers 69 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:14,179 playing what Jerry Falwell describes as the devil's music. 70 00:09:44,666 --> 00:09:46,086 Excuse me. 71 00:09:47,669 --> 00:09:50,964 - Yes? - I wish to lodge a complaint. 72 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,966 What is it this time? 73 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:56,304 I have as much right to Steve Brooks' soul as you do. 74 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,348 That's why I sent him back. 75 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:02,684 If he can't find one female who likes him, then his soul is yours. 76 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,604 That's not a fair test. 77 00:10:05,687 --> 00:10:08,525 He'll pick some helpless... 78 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,984 unsuspecting female... 79 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,654 pretend to be everything he's not. 80 00:10:13,737 --> 00:10:15,656 In the end she'll adore him. 81 00:10:15,739 --> 00:10:19,285 And you'll be honour-bound to admit... 82 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,621 an unregenerate debaucher into heaven. 83 00:10:22,704 --> 00:10:24,790 What do you suggest? 84 00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:28,336 Teach him a lesson, and at the same time 85 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:32,549 make it impossible for him to work his macho machinations 86 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:35,843 on any more unsuspecting females. 87 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,430 And how do I do that? 88 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:41,765 Easy. 89 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:47,188 Make him a woman. 90 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,371 Security. 91 00:11:05,914 --> 00:11:08,041 Okay, Mrs. Wetherspoon. 92 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,002 I'll take care of it right away. 93 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,964 Some woman's screaming her head off in Brooks' apartment. 94 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:15,048 Again? 95 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,724 She didn't sound like the others. 96 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,351 It was bloodcurdling. 97 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,521 Mr. Brooks? 98 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,734 Mr. Brooks? 99 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,446 - You want I should call SWAT? - No. 100 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:49,833 Mr. Brooks? 101 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,669 Anybody here? 102 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,301 Are you sure you don't need a backup? 103 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,221 Mr. Brooks! 104 00:12:01,845 --> 00:12:02,971 It's Mac! 105 00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:07,268 Mr. Brooks? 106 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,903 Hey, lady. Miss? 107 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,031 I'm up! I'm up! What time is it? 108 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,409 Mac! 109 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,997 You okay? 110 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,251 - What the hell happened? - Easy. 111 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,711 Looks like you fainted or something. 112 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,339 I guess I must have fainted or something. 113 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,183 Oh, yeah. 114 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,368 Holy shit! 115 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,891 Holy shit! 116 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:31,728 Holy shit! 117 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,063 Holy shit! 118 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:40,445 - Where's Mr. Brooks? - Where's Mr. Brooks? 119 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,863 - Who are you? - Where's Mr. Brooks? 120 00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:45,198 Who am I? 121 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:47,660 Who am I? 122 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,580 How'd you get in here? 123 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,458 How do you know my name? I never passed you through. 124 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:58,588 - Al was on duty. - He didn't tell me. 125 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,590 You sign in? 126 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,925 I don't remember. 127 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,471 All guest are required to sign the register. 128 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,097 You couldn't have gotten in unless Mr. Brooks said it was okay 129 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,808 and you signed that register. 130 00:14:14,227 --> 00:14:18,608 Mr. Brooks must have said it was okay and I must have signed, right? 131 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,151 Because here I am! 132 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,154 Here I am! Here I fucking am! 133 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,246 - I'm not feeling too well. - Want me to call a doctor? 134 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,626 No. 135 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,169 No, no. 136 00:14:39,961 --> 00:14:42,799 It's okay, it's okay. 137 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,135 You know, I just... I kinda... 138 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,930 I keeled over there 'cause I got some bad news... 139 00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:52,725 but I'm gonna shower, shave. 140 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,268 I'm gonna pull myself together here. 141 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:59,106 You know how it is, Mac. You get up on the wrong side of the bed. 142 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,485 - You haven't brushed you teeth. - When will Mr. Brooks come back? 143 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,319 Not for a very long time. 144 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,864 - Really? - Yeah. He, uh... 145 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:10,868 You see, he told me that he was going away. 146 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,286 - He's gone away. - Yeah. 147 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,998 And he asked me to take care of his apartment. 148 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,794 - You're taking care... - Yeah. Because... 149 00:15:22,295 --> 00:15:24,424 - Because we're sisters. - Sisters? 150 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:29,010 I'm the sister. I mean, I'm his half-sister. 151 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:32,389 We have different mothers, but he gave me his key, 152 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,266 showed me how everything works, 153 00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:36,853 so I'm gonna be fine, just fine. 154 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:37,936 Okay, yeah. 155 00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:39,897 - Thanks a lot. - Sure. 156 00:15:55,328 --> 00:15:57,498 How you doing there, Mrs. Wetherspoon? 157 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,188 Un-fucking-believable. 158 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,894 - Hello? - Hello. 159 00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:01,979 Hey, Walter. How you doin', buddy? 160 00:17:03,396 --> 00:17:04,565 Who's this? 161 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,441 Who is this? 162 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,528 Who is this? 163 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,447 Okay, look, Walter. I'm gonna try something here. 164 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,242 I'm a woman. 165 00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:17,410 Yeah? 166 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:21,248 It's me, Walter. I'm a woman. 167 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,084 Is this Connie? 168 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,128 No, it isn't Connie. It's me. 169 00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,800 Okay. Forget it. I'm a man. 170 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,595 I'm Amanda. I'm Steve's sister. 171 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,973 Wait till you get a load of me. 172 00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:40,225 Steve doesn't have a sister. Can I talk to Steve, please? 173 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,021 You are... I mean, you can't. 174 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,024 It's after 10:00. Steve hasn't shown up for work. 175 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,735 Look, it's really complicated. 176 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,573 Why don't you meet me for lunch and I'll explain it to you. 177 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,783 Steve would have told me if he had a sister. 178 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,492 No, he wouldn't. 179 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,746 I'll meet you at the City Grille at 1:00. 180 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:03,206 Wait, wait! How I'm gonna know it's you? 181 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,794 You can't miss me, pal. 182 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:10,255 I'm blonde, about 5'7". 183 00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:12,215 Built like a brick shithouse. 184 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:18,889 Desk. 185 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,935 Yes, Mr. Reed. 186 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,812 Hold on a second. 187 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:34,446 - That's the broad. - I never passed her by here. 188 00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:37,783 - You let her in? - No, I didn't. She told me you... 189 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,245 - Morning, May. - Wait a minute. 190 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,540 - She still in the sack? - Wait a minute. You can't go up there! 191 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,501 - I'd love a cup of coffee. - Mrs. Brofman! 192 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,673 Mrs. Brofman! 193 00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:54,842 Mrs. Brofman! 194 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:01,057 Mrs. Brofman! Mrs. Brofman! 195 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,600 Mrs. Brofman, open the door! 196 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:09,857 Mrs. Brofman, open the door! 197 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,316 What, Mae? 198 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,400 What? What? 199 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,741 - Who are you? Get out! - Are you all right? 200 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,158 Mae, call the police! 201 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:23,788 Then you could tell them all about that little party you threw last night. 202 00:19:28,895 --> 00:19:29,895 What? 203 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,587 Divers shouldn't have any trouble finding the body. 204 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:36,652 Mae? 205 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,928 I can just hear Felicia and Liz now. 206 00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,763 Oh, yeah. 207 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,849 "We tried to drown him in the hot tub, but... 208 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,101 Margo shot him." 209 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,643 Mae! 210 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,771 "Three times in the chest." 211 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,271 Mae? 212 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,818 Don't call the police. Forget the police. 213 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,610 - You sure? - Yes. 214 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,113 All right. 215 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,497 Who are you? 216 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,292 Where's the gun? 217 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,964 Who the hell are you? 218 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,051 Oh, take a good look, Margo. 219 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,847 They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. 220 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,100 Look into my eyes. Whose soul do you see? 221 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:31,229 It's me, Margo... Steve. 222 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,357 You're crazy! 223 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,737 I picked you because you're a lot smarter than those other two bimbos. 224 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,947 Also, you believe that fag psychic of yours 225 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,950 told you you were Helen of Troy in another incarnation. 226 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,078 Way I figure it, you'd have no trouble believing 227 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:50,290 that I am the late, great Steven Brooks, your ex-lover, 228 00:20:50,373 --> 00:20:53,794 reincarnated as a gorgeous female. 229 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,253 Look deep, Margo. 230 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,804 You better believe it, slick. 231 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,723 'Cause after I borrow a dress and some lipstick... 232 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,726 I am gonna have lunch with my buddy Walter 233 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,479 and you are gonna teach me 234 00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:16,566 everything I always wanted to know about women but was afraid to ask. 235 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,950 How ya doin', Walter? 236 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:50,870 - Amanda? - In the flesh. 237 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,788 And what about that flesh? 238 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,790 Jesus Christ. 239 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:59,794 Susie, I'll have a margarita, please. 240 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:03,215 So what do you think? Did you get a good look at my legs? 241 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:09,512 - So, Steve never mentioned me? - No. 242 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,932 Well, that's understandable. 243 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:15,227 We only just discovered each other a few days ago. 244 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,563 I'm his half-sister. We have different mothers. 245 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:23,944 He sure did talk about you quite a bit. 246 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,028 Really? 247 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,073 Check out that ass. 248 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,867 How'd you like to give her a punch in the pants? 249 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,702 You're not gay, are you? 250 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:38,375 If I'm gay, Clint Eastwood is a transvestite. Excuse me. 251 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,220 You don't look like Steve, except something... 252 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,223 about the eyes that... 253 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:56,060 But you sure do act like him. You always drink margaritas? 254 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,187 - Yeah. - So does Steve. 255 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,023 Well, here's to Steve, wherever he may be. 256 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,524 By the way, where is he? 257 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:07,196 I don't know. He just said that he was going away. 258 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,950 - And he'd be gone for a long time. - You're kidding me. 259 00:24:11,699 --> 00:24:15,787 - No. He kept talking about Gauguin. - Who? 260 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,456 Gauguin. He was a French painter. 261 00:24:18,539 --> 00:24:23,420 He decided to chuck it all and move to Tahiti to paint. 262 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,256 He said he was fed up with everything. 263 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,258 And between you and me... 264 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,762 - he seemed very depressed. - Depressed? 265 00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:36,641 Last night, three of his ex-girlfriends were throwing him a dinner party. 266 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:39,311 When he left me, he couldn't have been happier. 267 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:42,689 Maybe the party didn't turn out exactly like he planned. 268 00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:44,691 Steve is not the kind of man 269 00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:47,902 who would suddenly decide to chuck it all and not tell me. 270 00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:52,199 - Did you check his office? - For what? 271 00:24:52,907 --> 00:24:54,784 I don't know. Maybe he left you a note. 272 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,541 - You heard anything? - No. It's very strange. 273 00:25:01,624 --> 00:25:03,960 Beth, this is Amanda Brooks, Steve's sister. 274 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,380 - How're you doing? - Mind if I look in his office? 275 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,216 - Maybe he left a note. - Go ahead. 276 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:12,719 But when I cleaned up his desk, I didn't find anything. 277 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:18,100 - You're his sister, huh? - Half-sister. 278 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,935 We only just discovered each other a few days ago. 279 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,731 Oh, 'cause I've been his secretary for two years 280 00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:26,483 and he never said anything... 281 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:29,527 - Nothing. - Did you look in the drawer? 282 00:25:29,610 --> 00:25:31,863 - Yeah. - Let me have a look. 283 00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:35,034 He told Amanda he was gonna chuck it all and be like Gauguin. 284 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,037 The painter? 285 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,539 - I can't believe he wouldn't call me. - What's this? 286 00:25:41,622 --> 00:25:44,000 - What? - It's a note. Says "To Walter." 287 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,544 - Where'd you find that? - In the drawer. 288 00:25:46,627 --> 00:25:48,546 I looked... 289 00:25:48,629 --> 00:25:51,591 "Dear, Walter. I'm fed up with my life." 290 00:25:51,924 --> 00:25:55,512 I've decided to chuck it all and start again like Gauguin. 291 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:59,015 I asked Amanda, my half-sister, to stay in my apartment while I'm gone. 292 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:02,352 Take her to lunch. You'll like her. She's got a great pair of... 293 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,646 "So long. Steve." 294 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,193 - Was that his handwriting? - Yeah. 295 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,165 What's the matter? 296 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,418 He's really gone. 297 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,586 Yeah, it looks that way, sugar. 298 00:26:30,713 --> 00:26:34,134 He always called me that. 299 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:38,263 Jesus! You must have been really crazy about him. 300 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:46,020 I hated him. I just... 301 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:50,234 I always cry when I'm really, really happy. 302 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,652 Sorry. Excuse me. 303 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,032 I'm sorry, Mr. Freidkin. 304 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,248 Walter. 305 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,874 Mr. Freidkin, we just found this. 306 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:12,464 - Steve's sister. - Half-sister. 307 00:27:14,882 --> 00:27:16,343 Our Steve? 308 00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:19,637 Why, that son of a gun. 309 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,307 He didn't know about her until a couple of days ago. 310 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:25,893 Talk about your family secrets. 311 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,314 You should read the note. 312 00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:31,065 What note? 313 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,118 Gauguin? 314 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:46,038 - This is a joke, right? - No, he's gone. 315 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:50,668 - I don't believe it. - You must be Arnold, Steve's boss. 316 00:27:50,751 --> 00:27:53,297 - How you doing, Arnold? - Yes. 317 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,923 Steve told me a lot about you. 318 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,927 Well, not all bad, I hope. 319 00:28:00,094 --> 00:28:02,389 No, not all of it. 320 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:06,518 We're gonna miss him. He was one hell of an advertising man. 321 00:28:06,809 --> 00:28:09,103 He was that, yeah, but... 322 00:28:09,812 --> 00:28:11,856 I think he can be improved on. 323 00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:15,319 Oh, really? How's that? 324 00:28:17,111 --> 00:28:20,199 Why don't you take me to your office. I'll tell you. How's that? 325 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,414 You're sure I can't get you something stronger? 326 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:30,750 No, thanks. Except for the occasional margarita at lunch, 327 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:33,044 I make it a habit not to drink on the job. 328 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,674 You sound like your brother. 329 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,971 - Who do you work for? - You, I hope. 330 00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:48,227 I'm flattered. 331 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,479 Have you had experience in advertising? 332 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:53,273 Hire me and I'll get you the Faxton account. 333 00:28:58,194 --> 00:29:00,364 Get me the Faxton account and you're hired. 334 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:06,620 Hire me, I won't tell you wife about apartment "J" on West 57th Street. 335 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,332 My God. 336 00:29:11,123 --> 00:29:12,959 What else did Steve tell you? 337 00:29:15,002 --> 00:29:18,590 He told me you pay him 200 a year, plus fringes. I'll take 250. 338 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,134 Why should I pay you more than Steve's getting? 339 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:24,804 Steve didn't give you a hard-on. 340 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:35,940 Denise. 341 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:40,445 You knew Steve Brooks pretty well, didn't ya? 342 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,114 - "Knew"? - Well, know. 343 00:29:43,197 --> 00:29:45,157 - Pretty well. - So tell me. 344 00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:50,079 What adjective would you say best describes him? 345 00:29:50,162 --> 00:29:51,581 Asshole. 346 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,126 That could also be a noun. 347 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,962 Major asshole. 348 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:00,798 Sounds great. When do you start? 349 00:30:00,881 --> 00:30:03,510 Tomorrow morning. What can I say? 350 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:06,012 - How about you show me the ropes? - Sure. 351 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,474 Goddamn Italian shoes. 352 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:15,229 Yeah, well. It's gonna really be great working with you. Steve and all. 353 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,567 - Why don't we have dinner tonight? - Yeah. 354 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,861 How about a little sushi at Aiko's. 355 00:30:21,944 --> 00:30:24,698 Eight o'clock. Couple of beers at Duke's. 356 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,824 - Okay. - Great. 357 00:30:26,907 --> 00:30:28,951 See you later, bud. 358 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:30,995 Well... 359 00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:33,956 Let's see which one of your guides 360 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,251 is available to give us some answers. 361 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,227 Jesus. 362 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,327 Greetings, sahib. 363 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:14,664 Multiple blessings from the eternal spirit. 364 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,708 It's Pasha. 365 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:22,922 Pasha, is it appropriate that we speak? 366 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,637 Exceedingly so, sahib. 367 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:32,348 The answer to your question is, 368 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:35,769 in order for Sahib Brooks to be... 369 00:31:35,893 --> 00:31:39,481 reincarnated, he must first be dead. 370 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:40,564 He's dead. 371 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:43,526 He is? 372 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:48,573 Well, isn't he? I mean, you're supposed to know about those things. 373 00:31:50,991 --> 00:31:54,454 If, indeed, Sahib Brooks'... 374 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:58,165 immortal soul has left the bondage of this earth, 375 00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:01,001 it is reasonable to assume 376 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:05,005 it has not yet arrived at its predestined spiritual abode 377 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,467 or of course I would know of it. 378 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,927 Okay. Let's say that he is dead 379 00:32:10,010 --> 00:32:12,263 and he has been reincarnated as a woman. 380 00:32:12,346 --> 00:32:14,850 - The eternal soul... - Let me finish! 381 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:18,854 Sorry, Pasha. 382 00:32:21,939 --> 00:32:24,901 Could it still be the same man in a different body? 383 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:28,404 Although the grand design provides for... 384 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:31,575 almost any possibility, 385 00:32:32,074 --> 00:32:36,120 I have never heard of such a case as you speak of. 386 00:32:36,328 --> 00:32:40,876 But I will investigate and report the next time we communicate. 387 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,879 In the meantime, peace be with you 388 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:46,422 and Brahma, the supreme soul, 389 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:49,801 the essence of the universe, 390 00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:51,803 guide and protect you. 391 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,939 That really takes it out of me. 392 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,861 - Pasha wasn't much fucking help. - Margo! 393 00:33:10,237 --> 00:33:12,866 Aside from the fact that this... 394 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:16,285 woman claims to be the late Mr. Brooks, 395 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:20,414 is there any other reason why you might think that he would be dead? 396 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,751 Of course not! What other reason could there be? 397 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,172 You've reached 555-6731. 398 00:33:28,255 --> 00:33:30,759 Please leave a message, I'll call you back. 399 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,428 Hello, Kurt, you psychic, psycho fag. 400 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:38,182 Margo, get your ass to Bloomingdale's. See you in an hour. 401 00:33:54,031 --> 00:33:55,992 Oh, yeah, that's pretty. 402 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,452 Where are you going? 403 00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:01,163 I'm going to Aiko's. 404 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:04,876 Don't you think something a little less formal for sushi? 405 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,128 Yeah, probably, but maybe we should get it anyway. 406 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:10,840 Bound to be other nights when I can wear it. 407 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,842 Oh, bound to be. 408 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:16,846 You think I'd look good in something like that? 409 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:21,100 There's not much you wouldn't look good in. 410 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,646 I bet you say that to all the boys who become girls. 411 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,482 You need a bra. 412 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,485 We're about the same size? 34-C, right? 413 00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:37,408 Oh, yeah. I think we... 414 00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:45,374 - Cash or charge? - What's the total? 415 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:49,128 Including cosmetics, perfume and jewellery, 416 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:53,008 it's $41,611.89. 417 00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:57,762 How you wanna pay for that, slick? 418 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:02,266 She never lets me pay for a thing. 419 00:35:02,349 --> 00:35:05,102 If I tried, she'd probably shoot me, dump me in the river. 420 00:35:15,487 --> 00:35:18,700 Do you know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat? 421 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,828 Do you know how many rich animals I had to fuck to get this coat? 422 00:35:31,211 --> 00:35:32,839 Here she comes. 423 00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:40,596 Excuse me. Miss Brooks, is it? 424 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,307 I'm Stuart Higgins, the apartment manager. 425 00:35:44,558 --> 00:35:46,645 Nice to meet you. Do me a favour, Al. 426 00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:49,022 I'm expecting a big delivery from Bloomingdale's. 427 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:52,358 Would you send it up? I got a hot date tonight. 428 00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:56,029 I'm sorry, but I can't allow you to stay in Mr. Brooks' apartment 429 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:59,406 unless you can prove you really are his sister. 430 00:35:59,573 --> 00:36:02,661 - Do you have some identification? - Like what? 431 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:06,330 - A driver's license? - I don't drive. 432 00:36:06,413 --> 00:36:09,500 - Credit cards? - I don't charge. 433 00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:11,543 You told Mac the night guard 434 00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:13,922 that your brother told Al the day guard 435 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,298 that you'd be staying in your brother's apartment. 436 00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:18,175 - Yeah. - Well... 437 00:36:18,258 --> 00:36:22,221 this is Al, and he doesn't remember your brother saying that. 438 00:36:22,304 --> 00:36:24,598 - You don't remember that, Al? - No, ma'am. 439 00:36:25,265 --> 00:36:27,143 - How old are you? - Forty-nine. 440 00:36:27,267 --> 00:36:30,063 You told me you were 50. Don't you remember? 441 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:34,109 The day my brother introduced us, you said you just had a birthday. 442 00:36:34,441 --> 00:36:37,319 - I met you? - Yeah, I told you how young you looked. 443 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:41,032 Could start that early. It could. 444 00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:43,118 It's probably nothing serious, just short-term, 445 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,704 but if I were you, I'd get it checked. 446 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:50,332 You can call Arnold Freidkin. He's my boss at F&B. 447 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:53,712 If that doesn't satisfy you, call Laura Patrick. 448 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,504 - Who? - Laura Patrick. 449 00:36:55,587 --> 00:37:00,009 Redhead my brother fixed you up with when your wife was out of town. 450 00:37:01,218 --> 00:37:05,639 You should get checked too. You're getting just as forgetful as Al. 451 00:37:07,349 --> 00:37:09,268 Check out the headlights on the blonde. 452 00:37:09,351 --> 00:37:12,731 How'd you like to play "hide the salami" with that for about a week? 453 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:15,984 Not me. You. 454 00:37:17,234 --> 00:37:19,695 You don't think that's a perfectly legitimate question? 455 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:21,363 Coming from a guy, maybe. 456 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:25,160 You don't think women talk to women that way? 457 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,495 Yeah, I guess so. Sometimes. Some women. 458 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:31,248 So what's wrong with a woman talking to a man that way? 459 00:37:31,373 --> 00:37:34,919 I don't know. I just think that when a man talks to a woman, 460 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,963 or a woman talks to a man... 461 00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:39,215 it should be more romantic. 462 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:43,469 So women aren't supposed to feel or talk about the same things a man feels? 463 00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:46,430 It's okay for a man to say "I'm horny. I'd like to get laid." 464 00:37:46,513 --> 00:37:49,558 - This is not okay for a woman to say? - You sound like Gloria Steinem. 465 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,939 Let's go to Duke's. 466 00:37:57,691 --> 00:38:00,236 - Steve told you about Duke's? - Yeah. 467 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:05,074 I used to put your brother to bed after six of these. 468 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,367 - Yeah? How many is this? - Five. 469 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:10,454 Good. I got one to go. 470 00:38:10,537 --> 00:38:12,456 Nope. That's a double. 471 00:38:13,540 --> 00:38:15,960 Then I'll just sip it. 472 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,087 I was afraid of that. 473 00:38:21,548 --> 00:38:23,675 - I really miss him. - Who? Duke? 474 00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:25,469 No. Steve. 475 00:38:25,552 --> 00:38:28,555 Why? I mean, face it. 476 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,144 He wasn't the nicest guy in the world. 477 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:35,939 Especially where women are concerned. 478 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,399 He loves kids, though. And dogs. 479 00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:44,989 And he does things for people nobody knows about 480 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:48,325 except for me and the shrink he was seeing for about six months. 481 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:50,161 And God. 482 00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:53,832 - Yeah. He knows. - She. 483 00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:58,837 He's like Popeye. 484 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:02,090 - God? - No. Steve. You know. 485 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:05,384 "I am what I am." He is what he is. 486 00:39:05,467 --> 00:39:07,553 He's a smart, funny, charming, 487 00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:11,598 dyed-in-the-wool male chauvinist, 488 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:15,979 who brags about most things other guys are afraid to admit to themselves. 489 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:19,606 And you know what? He likes me. 490 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,943 He's very loyal. 491 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,945 You wanna know why, Walter? 492 00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:27,115 Why? 493 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,159 Because he envies you. 494 00:39:30,367 --> 00:39:33,745 See, you're a good guy. 495 00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:36,040 How do you know that? 496 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:38,750 - That you're a good guy? - No, that he envies me. 497 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:40,419 Oh. Well. 498 00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:45,507 He told me. He said, "Amanda..." 499 00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:47,343 you stick with Walt. 500 00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:49,469 "He's a good guy." 501 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,099 - Maybe I'm not so good. - How come? 502 00:39:55,809 --> 00:39:57,270 To tell you the truth, 503 00:39:57,353 --> 00:40:00,023 I really, really wanna go to bed with you. 504 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:03,192 Like that's a hot news flash. 505 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:05,904 I can't because you're my best friend's sister. 506 00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:09,240 What do you mean? Steve wouldn't have trouble going to bed with your sister. 507 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:12,160 I don't have a sister. Even if I did, I don't think he would. 508 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:15,537 Oh, he would. Take my word for it. 509 00:40:15,662 --> 00:40:18,291 So what are you saying? That I should? 510 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,335 I mean, if I could... 511 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,628 If you could, yeah, sure. 512 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:26,174 - But you can't. - No? 513 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,716 No. Sorry. 514 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:31,179 You mind telling me why? 515 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,937 'Cause I'm not really who you think I am. 516 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:43,983 It's me, Walt... Steve. 517 00:40:45,692 --> 00:40:47,278 I died, and... 518 00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:50,198 God wouldn't let me into heaven 519 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:54,327 'cause I been such a shit to women. 520 00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:58,580 That's why? God. 521 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:00,499 If I want to go to heaven, 522 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,918 I gotta find... 523 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,215 I gotta find one female who likes me. 524 00:41:07,839 --> 00:41:09,508 That's not gonna be easy. 525 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:14,430 - Hey. You believe I'm Steve? - Yeah. Sure. 526 00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:17,683 I knew you would. 527 00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:19,810 - Hey, Steve. - What? 528 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,021 I'd still like to fuck your sister. 529 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:25,774 - She is not Steve! - You didn't look in her eyes. 530 00:41:25,899 --> 00:41:28,194 She didn't kiss you, for Christ's sake. 531 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,322 - Give me that. - Spooky. 532 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:33,907 It's bullshit, darling. 533 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:37,036 You're a sucker for that kind of thing. That's why she chose you. 534 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,038 How does she know about everything? 535 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:42,291 You can laugh, but I get the feeling she's watching us right now. 536 00:41:52,592 --> 00:41:53,593 Hello? 537 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:57,556 You're a major stockholder with Faxton Cosmetics. 538 00:41:57,639 --> 00:42:01,810 I want an appointment with Sheila Faxton tomorrow afternoon. 539 00:42:01,893 --> 00:42:03,603 You sound drunk. 540 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,357 You sound stoned. 541 00:42:06,815 --> 00:42:10,236 Three of you getting high, trying to figure out what to do about me? 542 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,701 - Was that... - Steve. 543 00:42:17,784 --> 00:42:19,953 - You mean Amanda. - No, I mean Steve! 544 00:42:23,790 --> 00:42:24,958 Coffee. 545 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,304 Where is my address book? 546 00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:39,973 - Your address book? - Steve's address book. 547 00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:42,809 - Oh. Bottom drawer. - No, I looked there. 548 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:50,068 Guess I can't think with all this hair. 549 00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:52,070 You have beautiful hair. 550 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:55,114 You know how long it takes to dry? Get me my barber. 551 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:56,656 Your barber? 552 00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,910 I don't have a barber. My hairdresser. 553 00:42:59,993 --> 00:43:03,331 In fact, who does your hair? It's nice. It's all off your face. 554 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,500 Sergei, actually. 555 00:43:05,582 --> 00:43:08,503 Sergei, good. Get me an appointment with Sergei. 556 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,173 Go, go, go! 557 00:43:12,714 --> 00:43:14,633 How may I direct your call? 558 00:43:14,716 --> 00:43:18,011 Hello. A Miss Darlene Wooster, please. 559 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:19,763 One moment, please. 560 00:43:19,846 --> 00:43:22,015 - This is Darlene. - Darlene. 561 00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:27,813 I'm writing a book called Great Names In Advertising. 562 00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:30,816 Steven Brooks gave you as a recommendation. 563 00:43:30,899 --> 00:43:34,570 I was wondering if you could tell me about him. 564 00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:37,365 I don't believe that asshole gave you my number! 565 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:42,370 Didn't think you were so hot, either. 566 00:44:02,889 --> 00:44:04,724 Morning. 567 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:07,562 What's up? 568 00:44:07,727 --> 00:44:10,314 You said you wanted me to show you the ropes, so... 569 00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:13,151 Oh, yeah. Right. 570 00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:23,827 - You look like shit, pal. - You don't look too good yourself. 571 00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:25,954 You all right? You're red. 572 00:44:26,037 --> 00:44:29,250 - Got a fever or somethin'? - Probably too much rouge. 573 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,710 Gotta be a fuckin' Rembrandt to put on makeup. 574 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:36,507 Put your chin up. There you go. That's good. 575 00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,223 Remember when I thought you were Connie? 576 00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:48,477 That's Connie. 577 00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:50,605 Good. All right. Let's take a break. 578 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:55,817 I think I need salt 'cause I keep crampin' up. 579 00:44:55,901 --> 00:44:58,987 - Okay, turn the music down. - Hi. 580 00:44:59,070 --> 00:45:02,575 Hi. I'm Amanda Brooks. I'm Steve's sister. 581 00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:04,743 He never told me he had a sister. 582 00:45:04,826 --> 00:45:06,828 I'm his half-sister. 583 00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:09,624 Hello, Walter. He never told me he had a half a sister. 584 00:45:09,706 --> 00:45:13,001 - Have you seen him lately? - Haven't heard from him in three days. 585 00:45:13,084 --> 00:45:15,630 I'm afraid he's disappeared. 586 00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:17,881 - Where? - Well... 587 00:45:17,964 --> 00:45:20,759 We don't know. He just... 588 00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:23,094 said he went someplace to start again. 589 00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:25,223 - Start what? - His life. 590 00:45:25,348 --> 00:45:27,433 - Like Gauguin. - Who? 591 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:30,852 Gauguin, Connie, is a painter... 592 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:33,939 who gave everything up and moved to Tahiti. 593 00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:36,234 I thought you said you didn't know where he went. 594 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:40,153 Right. So I guess you're really gonna miss him. 595 00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:42,281 Yeah, I guess. 596 00:45:42,864 --> 00:45:45,784 - You liked him a lot, didn't you? - Sure. 597 00:45:52,874 --> 00:45:55,835 - You're lying. - No, I like him okay. 598 00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:59,130 You're just saying that because I'm his sister. Tell me the truth. 599 00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,300 He's a putz. Sorry. 600 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:02,718 You slept with him. 601 00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:05,388 Sure, and here I am on the cover of Dream. 602 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,390 I'm the Dream girl for November. 603 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:10,058 - Connie, get changed. - Yeah. 604 00:46:10,141 --> 00:46:11,893 Nice meeting ya. 605 00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:16,231 You know, you're gorgeous. You oughta be a Dream girl for December. 606 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,233 - See ya. - Bye. 607 00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:24,114 If there are some of you who may not have read my memo yesterday, 608 00:46:24,197 --> 00:46:26,908 F&B has added two new additions 609 00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:29,578 to its growing family. 610 00:46:30,203 --> 00:46:31,706 Miss Amanda Brooks, 611 00:46:31,913 --> 00:46:33,999 whose pretty feet 612 00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:38,421 will be filling her brother's prematurely-departed shoes. 613 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:45,511 And Mr. Dan Jones, recruited from our West Coast office. 614 00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:50,516 All right. Let's do some brainstorming. 615 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,685 Who wants to get the ball rolling? 616 00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:56,271 The Mama Weiss commercial has been very successful. 617 00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:59,358 You know, that was your brother's account. 618 00:47:01,026 --> 00:47:03,362 I have an idea that might be just as good, 619 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:05,614 maybe even better, for Haycrest Foods. 620 00:47:07,032 --> 00:47:09,535 Home movies. Probably Dad, 621 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:12,371 photographing the family doing family things. 622 00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:14,873 Kids washing the car on Sunday morning, 623 00:47:14,956 --> 00:47:17,083 squirting each other with the hose. 624 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:21,339 Mom caught in her curlers picking up the morning papers. 625 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:24,759 Family dog taking a little nap. 626 00:47:24,841 --> 00:47:28,387 Mom serving up some pancakes to the kids for breakfast. 627 00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:32,600 Kids fighting over the bottle of Haycrest maple syrup, 628 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:35,894 which falls, bounces but does not break. 629 00:47:35,977 --> 00:47:39,732 Amateur-style home movies, professional message. 630 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:42,651 Excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt, 631 00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:45,738 but did you discuss this idea with Steve? 632 00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:47,615 No. Why? 633 00:47:47,989 --> 00:47:51,786 Well, I'm a little embarrassed to bring this up, 634 00:47:52,118 --> 00:47:54,580 but I was taking some home movies the other day 635 00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:57,500 and I came up with almost exactly the same concept. 636 00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:58,583 Really? 637 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,877 I called Steve immediately and told him about it. 638 00:48:03,922 --> 00:48:07,843 I don't know what to say. I feel very foolish. 639 00:48:08,134 --> 00:48:11,514 Oh, you shouldn't. Always remember that in this company 640 00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:15,308 it's not authorship that counts, it's teamwork. 641 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,487 Mr. Edmonds can see you now. This way. 642 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,755 Amanda, I was just thinking. Since we're both new here, 643 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:47,215 how about joining... forces? 644 00:48:47,298 --> 00:48:50,051 - Have dinner, talk it over. - Great idea. 645 00:48:50,135 --> 00:48:51,846 - Get to know each other. - Yeah. 646 00:48:51,928 --> 00:48:54,515 Let me save you some time and trouble, Dan. 647 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:58,143 I know all about you. Your reputation has preceded you. 648 00:48:58,226 --> 00:49:02,021 Don't tell me you're one of those women who believes everything she hears? 649 00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:04,567 Even if your reputation hadn't preceded you, 650 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:06,610 I'd still know all about you. 651 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:08,487 Is that suede? 652 00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:11,824 You're a pretty smart, good-looking, 653 00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,784 sexual deviate, 654 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:16,912 who has to score in order to prove he's not inadequate. 655 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:19,080 Sounds like you've made this speech before. 656 00:49:19,164 --> 00:49:22,041 Don't get me wrong. Some of my best friends are deviates. 657 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:25,588 But save yourself an expensive meal, whatever's left of your ego, 658 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:28,173 because there is no way in hell 659 00:49:28,256 --> 00:49:31,134 you are ever gonna get me into the sack. 660 00:49:31,217 --> 00:49:34,095 And switch aftershaves. You smell like a salad. 661 00:49:36,973 --> 00:49:38,016 Miss Brooks. 662 00:49:39,058 --> 00:49:41,144 I think I'll call you Amanda. 663 00:49:41,227 --> 00:49:43,564 Since you know about the apartment, 664 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:46,609 why don't you let me give you a personal tour? 665 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:50,278 It's stocked with champagne, and it has a great view of the park. 666 00:49:50,361 --> 00:49:52,615 No, thanks. I'm allergic to grapes 667 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:57,076 and corporate executives who take credit for other people's ideas. 668 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:00,205 - You're not suggesting... - I'm not suggesting anything. 669 00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:02,875 You and I both know you never called Steve. 670 00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:06,211 Even if you're right, and you aren't, 671 00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:09,798 don't you think that's dangerous talk for a corporate employee? 672 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:14,678 - I think I can afford it. - Really? What makes you think so? 673 00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:17,932 I have a two o'clock appointment with Sheila Faxton. 674 00:50:18,014 --> 00:50:20,559 Still interested in the Faxton account, Arnold? 675 00:50:21,894 --> 00:50:24,479 - Yes. - I thought so. 676 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:55,594 - You got a problem, pal? - Yeah. 677 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,429 If you don't kiss me, I'm gonna be sick. 678 00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,431 Then I think we both got a problem, 679 00:51:00,515 --> 00:51:03,309 because if I do kiss you, I'm gonna be sick. 680 00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:07,856 Have a nice day. 681 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,653 - Miss Brooks is here to see you. - All right. Send her in. 682 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,112 Go on in. 683 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:40,263 Amanda Brooks. 684 00:51:51,190 --> 00:51:53,777 Thank you for taking the time to see me, Miss Faxton. 685 00:51:54,235 --> 00:51:55,236 You're welcome. 686 00:51:55,904 --> 00:51:58,866 If Margo wasn't a majority stockholder in Faxton, 687 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,909 you wouldn't have made it past the front door. 688 00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,621 Now that you're here, what can I do for you? 689 00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:05,496 You've got five minutes. 690 00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,626 Okay, I'll get right to the point. 691 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:12,087 I work for Freidkin & Booth, and... 692 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:15,966 we'd like to represent Faxton Cosmetics. 693 00:52:17,550 --> 00:52:20,638 Horton & Benson represent Faxton. Why should I change? 694 00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:26,060 Because we're new-fashioned. Our people are younger and brighter. 695 00:52:26,142 --> 00:52:28,394 And I go with the deal. 696 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:32,983 Exactly what does that mean, Miss Brooks? 697 00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:38,656 If you wanna find out, it's gonna take a lot longer than five minutes. 698 00:52:43,284 --> 00:52:44,285 Okay. 699 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:49,207 I'm having a party this evening, a few special friends. 700 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:52,627 Kelly will give you the address. 701 00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:55,673 Good. Oh, what time? 702 00:52:56,757 --> 00:52:58,008 "8:30." 703 00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:00,969 Sharp. 704 00:53:02,178 --> 00:53:06,016 Great. Oh, what'll I wear? 705 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,019 Whatever you like. 706 00:53:10,269 --> 00:53:11,939 I'll be there. 707 00:53:12,731 --> 00:53:14,692 With bells on. 708 00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:19,404 Eight o'clock in New York City. This is Kid Kelly. 709 00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:22,074 Here's "Are You Listening, Lucky" by Joe Ely. 710 00:53:25,618 --> 00:53:28,706 Do you believe this body? I'll never get used to this. 711 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:31,666 Be careful of Sheila. She can be dangerous. 712 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:35,420 Do I detect a note of authentic concern over my future welfare? 713 00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:39,257 No, but these days my welfare seems to depend on yours. 714 00:53:39,674 --> 00:53:42,260 Kathleen Seymour lived with Sheila for ten years. 715 00:53:42,343 --> 00:53:46,305 She developed this fragrance for Faxton and she always wore it. 716 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:48,558 Yeah? What happened to her? 717 00:53:48,641 --> 00:53:52,020 She eloped with a French architect. Sheila never got over it. 718 00:53:52,478 --> 00:53:54,148 You think it prudent to remind her? 719 00:53:54,230 --> 00:53:57,067 Knowing Sheila, I think it ought to just do the trick. 720 00:53:59,527 --> 00:54:01,446 Give it a whirl. 721 00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:04,449 - Nice touch. - Thanks. 722 00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:08,162 - What the hell is this? - It's a body suit. 723 00:54:08,244 --> 00:54:10,455 You've taken a million of them off women. 724 00:54:10,538 --> 00:54:13,291 I used to hate these things. Shit. 725 00:54:13,374 --> 00:54:15,753 Snap crotch. Step into it. 726 00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:18,922 - "Step into it." - No, no. That's very fragile. 727 00:54:21,340 --> 00:54:24,343 - Snap... - "Snap crotch. Step into it." 728 00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:47,075 - How're you doin'? - Good, thanks. How are you? 729 00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:04,802 Excuse me. 730 00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:10,515 Oh, boy. 731 00:55:17,313 --> 00:55:20,441 - Hi. How you doing? Nice party. - Wow. 732 00:55:25,446 --> 00:55:27,825 - Hello. - Hello, Sheila. 733 00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:32,787 - What's that you're wearing? - I don't know. 734 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:34,873 A little something I pulled out of the closet. 735 00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:37,960 - Not really sure who designed it. - I mean the perfume. 736 00:55:38,793 --> 00:55:40,879 Oh, well, that's yours. 737 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,215 - You make it. It's called... - Yeah. 738 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:45,133 I know what it's called. 739 00:55:47,635 --> 00:55:50,638 Come on. I'll introduce you to some friends. 740 00:55:50,721 --> 00:55:51,764 Great. 741 00:55:55,601 --> 00:55:59,147 - So, you don't like the perfume? - I love it. 742 00:55:59,438 --> 00:56:02,067 It just makes me a little sad sometimes. 743 00:56:02,317 --> 00:56:04,360 And a little angry. 744 00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:08,115 When we get to know each other a little better... 745 00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:10,491 I'll tell you all about it. 746 00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:11,617 Great. 747 00:56:15,454 --> 00:56:18,541 - Willy, Amanda. - How're you doing, Will? 748 00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:24,172 You were right, Margo. That Sheila can be dangerous. 749 00:56:24,463 --> 00:56:26,925 After the party, we went up to her bedroom. 750 00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:29,594 We killed a magnum of champagne in nothing flat. 751 00:56:29,802 --> 00:56:33,681 We did about ten minutes on the merits of good advertising and safe sex. 752 00:56:33,764 --> 00:56:36,559 Then we started to undress each other. 753 00:56:36,642 --> 00:56:38,603 - I'll do it. - Thanks. 754 00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:53,160 You know, I'll just put these in my purse, okay? Excuse me. 755 00:56:54,493 --> 00:56:58,664 I was seriously looking forward to what I fantasized 756 00:56:58,789 --> 00:57:02,460 was gonna be a truly unique sexual experience for me. 757 00:57:02,543 --> 00:57:04,212 But it wasn't turning out that way. 758 00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:06,631 Something was definitely out of sync. 759 00:57:06,714 --> 00:57:09,009 So I said to myself, "Steve, baby, come on." 760 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:11,386 You may be a gorgeous female on the outside, 761 00:57:11,469 --> 00:57:14,222 but inside, you're still 100% male. 762 00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:18,226 And Sheila is just another rich, horny broad looking to get laid. 763 00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:20,770 "So go for it. What's the big deal here?" 764 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:25,400 - Zipper? - No, it's a bodysuit. 765 00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:28,028 It has one of those... You know, those... 766 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:30,571 Those snappy crotches. 767 00:57:30,655 --> 00:57:32,865 Unsnap it. 768 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:34,867 Oh, yeah. Okay. 769 00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:47,672 It got very weird. Suddenly, I felt... 770 00:57:47,755 --> 00:57:50,841 I felt like my panty hose were strangling me. 771 00:57:50,925 --> 00:57:54,972 I got the shakes. I couldn't breathe. 772 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:58,308 And then she started kissing me. And I fainted. 773 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:02,645 I am so goddamn confused. 774 00:58:02,728 --> 00:58:05,273 I feel like my brains are being ripped apart. 775 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:10,404 - Did you do any drugs? - You know I never take drugs. 776 00:58:10,486 --> 00:58:13,156 That's right. You never do. Did. 777 00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:19,578 Jesus Christ. 778 00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:23,624 - It really is you, isn't it, Steve? - Yes! Yes! 779 00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:24,792 Okay. 780 00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:34,469 All right. You want me to tell you why you couldn't handle it? 781 00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:37,139 Unless you'd like me to jump off the fucking roof. 782 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:39,349 - She's gay. - No kidding. 783 00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:42,310 - And you are a macho, homophobic... - Homophobic? 784 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:46,231 Yes, and gay, male or female, scares the living hell out of you. 785 00:58:49,067 --> 00:58:50,444 Right. 786 00:58:51,652 --> 00:58:54,406 - Where are you going? - To jump off the fucking roof. 787 00:58:54,864 --> 00:58:56,949 I should be so lucky. 788 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,330 Son of a bitch! 789 00:59:10,713 --> 00:59:11,964 Morning. 790 00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:17,345 - Amanda, morning. - Morning. 791 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:20,265 I understand you saw the layouts for the Brewster Mills jobs, right? 792 00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:23,017 - Yeah, it sucks. - Hey, it's only a rough draft. 793 00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:26,104 - Women buy these products, Dan. - I think I'm aware of that. 794 00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:29,483 No, that's a man's concept of what appeals to a woman. 795 00:59:29,565 --> 00:59:32,069 Well, all the women I showed it to thought it looked terrific. 796 00:59:32,152 --> 00:59:35,363 What women? Your secretary? The ladies in accounting? 797 00:59:35,447 --> 00:59:38,991 What are they gonna say to Mr. California-suntan-vice-president? 798 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:41,369 - Arnold thought it looked great. - Oh, Arnold would. 799 00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:44,914 He's about as sensitive to a woman's needs as Jack the Ripper. 800 00:59:44,997 --> 00:59:48,335 Hey, maybe you're right, but why are you so pissed off? 801 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:51,045 I'll tell ya why I'm so pissed off, buddy boy. 802 00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:54,382 I'm sick and tired of being treated like a piece of meat. 803 00:59:55,841 --> 00:59:56,842 Ouch. 804 01:00:03,599 --> 01:00:05,560 - Hello? - Morning. 805 01:00:06,727 --> 01:00:08,020 I called you twice. 806 01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:11,441 Yeah, I just got in. So, tell me... 807 01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:15,820 have you thought any more about giving Freidkin & Booth the Faxton account? 808 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:20,492 Well, you're all business this morning, aren't you? 809 01:00:20,908 --> 01:00:22,785 Well, it's very important to me. 810 01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:27,873 I'll give it some more thought, and when I decide, I'll give you a call, okay? 811 01:00:30,626 --> 01:00:33,130 - Okay. - Bye. 812 01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:34,713 - Sheila? - Yes? 813 01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:39,261 - In the meantime... - Yeah? In the meantime? 814 01:00:40,845 --> 01:00:44,432 In the meantime, could we have dinner? 815 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:46,433 Sure. 816 01:00:46,851 --> 01:00:48,978 We can have dinner at Sardi's. 817 01:00:49,061 --> 01:00:51,772 Sardi's? Couldn't we go somewhere a little less public? 818 01:00:52,106 --> 01:00:53,774 Well, that's no fun. 819 01:00:53,941 --> 01:00:55,860 I want to show you off. 820 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,155 I'll pick you up at 7:30. 821 01:00:58,530 --> 01:00:59,780 Bye. 822 01:01:08,956 --> 01:01:11,459 - Come on. - Where we going? 823 01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:13,253 - We're going to the gym. - Why? 824 01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:15,505 I'm gonna whip your ass. 825 01:01:28,809 --> 01:01:30,769 Okay. Game to 11? 826 01:01:33,772 --> 01:01:37,444 - I'll spot you two. - Game to 11. You can shove your two. 827 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:49,331 Ray. 828 01:01:50,665 --> 01:01:52,626 Don't get nervous. 829 01:02:00,925 --> 01:02:04,011 Come on, Walter. You're not gonna let a girl beat you, are you? 830 01:02:22,738 --> 01:02:24,366 Shake hands with fate! 831 01:02:25,950 --> 01:02:27,868 Call the foul! Call the stupid foul! 832 01:02:28,786 --> 01:02:30,288 - Come on! - Tie score. 833 01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:33,667 Next basket wins. 834 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:41,591 - Yes! - Yeah! 835 01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:44,386 - Whoa! Bravo! - Nice game. 836 01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:46,845 - Way to go. - First time you beat me. 837 01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:49,307 What are you talking about? I never played you before. 838 01:02:49,391 --> 01:02:51,518 Yeah, that's what I said. First time you beat me. 839 01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:53,395 And the last time. 840 01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:56,439 Well, you played pretty damn good for a girl. 841 01:02:56,523 --> 01:02:59,401 Don't be so fucking condescending, Walter. 842 01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:02,069 I play pretty damn good for a man. 843 01:03:09,201 --> 01:03:10,202 Ouch! 844 01:03:14,248 --> 01:03:15,667 Miss Faxton? 845 01:03:15,916 --> 01:03:18,295 - Bring me the wine list. - Yes, of course. 846 01:03:18,794 --> 01:03:20,254 Unless you'd rather choose? 847 01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:23,257 Oh, no. It's your evening. 848 01:03:24,925 --> 01:03:27,387 You know, I think we have a problem. 849 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,887 What's that? 850 01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:32,266 No give-and-take. We both want to be the aggressor. 851 01:03:33,435 --> 01:03:35,102 Somebody's gotta be the man, right? 852 01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:37,187 What are we gonna do about it? 853 01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:43,027 - Flip a coin. - Ha, ha. I'm serious. 854 01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:47,615 You know, if you were really serious, 855 01:03:47,699 --> 01:03:50,075 you wouldn't have taken me to this place. 856 01:03:52,077 --> 01:03:53,705 Where would you like me to take you? 857 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:04,507 You come here often? 858 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,967 I used to when I was a man. 859 01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:10,388 When was that? 860 01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:13,475 Not so long ago in another life. 861 01:04:14,642 --> 01:04:16,101 Did you like being a man? 862 01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:18,228 Oh, yeah. 863 01:04:21,857 --> 01:04:23,526 What's it like? 864 01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:26,153 Compared to what? 865 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,239 Being a woman. 866 01:04:30,324 --> 01:04:33,411 Don't get me wrong. I'm not... 867 01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:36,997 You know, being a woman... 868 01:04:37,873 --> 01:04:39,917 it's not half bad. 869 01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:44,088 It's being both that is the bitch. 870 01:04:45,507 --> 01:04:47,091 I'll drink to that. 871 01:04:49,301 --> 01:04:51,970 - How you doing, ladies? - Aw, fuck off. 872 01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:55,140 What a shame. Didn't your mother tell you nice girls don't talk like that? 873 01:04:55,224 --> 01:04:58,268 Bet you don't talk like that, doll face, huh? 874 01:04:59,061 --> 01:05:02,649 Only to assholes who don't pay attention when they're told to fuck off. 875 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:05,610 Oh, I should have guessed. Which one likes to be the man, huh? 876 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:07,903 Tonight it's my turn. 877 01:05:13,909 --> 01:05:16,663 You talk like a man. You fight like one. 878 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,541 Guess you really must have been one. 879 01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:21,125 Come on. 880 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:24,546 Let me take you someplace where you can be yourself. 881 01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:27,131 Wherever that is. 882 01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:02,750 - Go ahead. - Okay. 883 01:06:05,335 --> 01:06:06,921 Some place. 884 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,382 Good evening, ladies. May I take your order? 885 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,677 - Two margaritas. - Right away. 886 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,847 - See? That wasn't so difficult? - For who? 887 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:23,020 You can tell Freidkin he can have the Faxton account. 888 01:06:26,106 --> 01:06:28,066 Thanks, Sheila. Thanks. 889 01:06:29,401 --> 01:06:30,862 Wanna dance? 890 01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:33,698 Yeah. Sure. 891 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:36,200 Sure. 892 01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:46,628 - Who's gonna lead? - You are. 893 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:47,879 Okay. 894 01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:51,381 Geez. I forgot how to do this. 895 01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:55,845 This doesn't feel right. 896 01:06:57,137 --> 01:06:59,891 - I can't. - Then I will. 897 01:06:59,974 --> 01:07:02,017 I really wanna work this out. 898 01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:06,104 - Okay. - I'm terribly attracted to you. 899 01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:07,607 Oh, God. 900 01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:17,867 Sheila, don't do this. 901 01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:24,206 It's not that easy. You'll have to give me one good reason why I shouldn't. 902 01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:31,380 Listen to me. 903 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:39,013 I only came on to you to get the Faxton account. 904 01:07:40,514 --> 01:07:42,016 That's the only reason? 905 01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:44,727 Yeah. 906 01:07:49,691 --> 01:07:51,233 You're cruel like a man. 907 01:07:57,239 --> 01:08:00,034 Sheila, listen to me. Let me explain to you. 908 01:08:00,117 --> 01:08:02,452 - Listen, you don't understand. - But I do. 909 01:08:03,453 --> 01:08:06,290 - You having a problem, Miss Faxton? - Hey, fuck off, okay? 910 01:08:06,373 --> 01:08:09,043 - It's all right, Nancy. - No, it's not all right, Nancy. 911 01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:11,045 I don't like being grabbed. 912 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:16,968 Ow! Ouch! 913 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,433 Oh, geez! 914 01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:52,502 As you could see, I'm not doing very good so far. 915 01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:58,009 Would it be kosher if I prayed to You for a little help? 916 01:09:04,389 --> 01:09:07,769 Well, I'm not giving up yet. 917 01:09:12,481 --> 01:09:15,150 It's 3 a.m. in the Big Apple, and coming to you direct 918 01:09:15,233 --> 01:09:18,278 from the Gahena Casino, located on the Hades turnpike, 919 01:09:18,362 --> 01:09:21,281 a stone's throw from the centre of the Earth, the molten music 920 01:09:21,365 --> 01:09:24,368 of Judas Iscariot and his 30-piece orchestra. 921 01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:28,205 What is that smell? 922 01:09:28,288 --> 01:09:30,165 Brimstone. 923 01:09:30,374 --> 01:09:33,168 You'll get used to it after a few hundred years. 924 01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:34,837 Who in hell are you? 925 01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:39,174 Who in hell do you think I am? 926 01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:44,055 You look like the devil. 927 01:09:44,262 --> 01:09:46,724 Well, you don't look so good yourself. 928 01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:50,352 Just a little netherworld humour there. 929 01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:55,440 Hilarious. What do you want? 930 01:09:58,861 --> 01:09:59,862 You. 931 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:02,364 - Your time's up. - Says who? 932 01:10:02,572 --> 01:10:05,242 Have you found one female who likes Steve Brooks? 933 01:10:05,409 --> 01:10:07,369 Well, I haven't talked to them all yet. 934 01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:11,456 You'd just be wasting your time. You see, I know who they are 935 01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:16,879 and they all think that Steve Brooks is a selfish, inconsiderate, 936 01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:19,673 unredeemable male chauvinist pig. 937 01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:22,426 I don't believe you! You're not to be trusted. You're the devil. 938 01:10:22,509 --> 01:10:26,263 Anyway, you know, He/She didn't give me any timetable on this thing. 939 01:10:26,346 --> 01:10:28,473 - Look, you hate being a woman, right? - Well... 940 01:10:28,557 --> 01:10:32,561 There's no fun in PMS or shaving your legs. 941 01:10:32,644 --> 01:10:34,479 And what have you got to look forward to? 942 01:10:34,563 --> 01:10:37,942 Guys like you used to be, always trying to get into your pants? 943 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:40,652 Cellulite, menopause. 944 01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:43,321 I'll tell you what I'm going to do. 945 01:10:44,448 --> 01:10:47,785 Right now there's a shortage of good recruiters. 946 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:50,788 I bet there's not a man alive who wouldn't sell his soul 947 01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:54,000 for the chance to jump in the sack with you. 948 01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:56,418 Forget it! 949 01:10:56,668 --> 01:11:00,840 Sooner or later I'm going to get you anyway. 950 01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:05,302 Come along now, and I'll guarantee you a hell of a time. 951 01:11:05,385 --> 01:11:10,432 If you're gonna get me anyway, I'd just as soon it was later and not sooner. 952 01:11:10,515 --> 01:11:15,229 Terrible sight, to see a beautiful body like yours go through a meltdown. 953 01:11:16,646 --> 01:11:18,941 - What? - Tell you what. 954 01:11:19,649 --> 01:11:21,693 You want to hedge your bet with me? 955 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:24,362 Make eternity a little less... 956 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,573 hellish? 957 01:11:28,742 --> 01:11:30,870 What did you have in mind? 958 01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:33,330 Did you see Rosemary's Baby? 959 01:11:33,413 --> 01:11:36,458 Yeah. What? No! No! 960 01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:40,545 I can't, see? I'm expecting my periods. 961 01:11:40,629 --> 01:11:42,672 I can't. I can't. 962 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:50,472 - It's straight up eight o'clock. - What? 963 01:11:50,555 --> 01:11:52,809 From the centre of the known universe, New York City. 964 01:11:52,892 --> 01:11:55,685 This is Ross Brittain, and we're locked into a pretty nice day. 965 01:11:55,769 --> 01:11:59,606 Sunshine, blue skies, so check your body parts and let's get busy! 966 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:03,945 Sorry I'm late. 967 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:17,041 I've called this meeting to congratulate Amanda 968 01:12:17,624 --> 01:12:19,836 for convincing Miss Faxton 969 01:12:19,919 --> 01:12:23,380 that F&B is the best agency to handle Faxton Cosmetics 970 01:12:23,463 --> 01:12:26,300 and to hear personally from Miss Faxton 971 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:31,555 what ideas she might have to put us on the right track. 972 01:12:32,639 --> 01:12:33,765 Miss Faxton? 973 01:12:34,766 --> 01:12:37,186 Well, obviously, I have some ideas. 974 01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:41,773 Faxton Cosmetics is the keystone to Faxton, Inc 975 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:45,319 and I intend to work hands-on with the account executive. 976 01:12:45,402 --> 01:12:50,324 Therefore, I expect you to give me your most qualified, most experienced 977 01:12:50,407 --> 01:12:52,742 and most political executive. 978 01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:56,998 Naturally. Do you have someone in mind? 979 01:12:57,081 --> 01:12:59,292 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 980 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,129 What about Dan? 981 01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:08,175 - Oh, I'd be honoured. - Fine. 982 01:13:08,259 --> 01:13:09,801 - Good. - Then it's settled. 983 01:13:10,011 --> 01:13:12,179 Absolutely. I understand. 984 01:13:13,388 --> 01:13:15,349 Congratulations, Dan. 985 01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:18,936 Thanks. I want you on the team. 986 01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:22,397 Oh, good. Why don't we discuss it over dinner... 987 01:13:22,856 --> 01:13:23,857 at Sardi's? 988 01:13:24,524 --> 01:13:27,652 Unless you prefer to go someplace a little more private. 989 01:13:27,777 --> 01:13:30,864 No. Sardi's is great. 990 01:13:31,573 --> 01:13:33,075 Good. 991 01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:35,369 Then I can show you off. 992 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:43,044 Amanda, I located Rebecca Heckencamp who is now Mrs. Rebecca Sanderson, 993 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:45,046 still living in Allentown. 994 01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:46,880 Good. Get her. 995 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:53,012 Amanda, something's come up, and I can't have dinner with you tonight. 996 01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:56,265 Sheila Faxton wants to talk to you about the account, huh? 997 01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:58,433 Yeah. I'm really disappointed. 998 01:13:58,516 --> 01:14:01,603 I was looking forward to getting to know you better. 999 01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:04,273 Next week, maybe? Monday? Tuesday? 1000 01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:05,983 Look, don't push it Dan, okay? 1001 01:14:07,692 --> 01:14:09,070 Okay. 1002 01:14:11,696 --> 01:14:13,240 Schmuck. 1003 01:14:13,324 --> 01:14:14,908 Rebecca Sanderson. 1004 01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:17,786 - Rebecca. - Yes? 1005 01:14:17,869 --> 01:14:21,374 I'm doing a book about the advertising business 1006 01:14:21,456 --> 01:14:23,875 and the men who've been successful in the field. 1007 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:27,004 I understand that you went to high school with Mr. Steven Brooks. 1008 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:30,007 Steven Brooks? The prick that knocked me up? I hate his guts! 1009 01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:32,759 Really? I'm shocked because, you know... 1010 01:14:32,842 --> 01:14:35,012 that's not at all the way he remembers it. 1011 01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:38,890 Well, he has a lousy memory. If I see him, I'll rip his balls off! 1012 01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:41,476 And you still feel that way after all these years? 1013 01:14:41,559 --> 01:14:44,271 - You bet. The son of a bitch... - Oh, I understand. 1014 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:46,273 I just can't print it. 1015 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,904 Getting down to the bottom of the barrel, slick. 1016 01:14:58,202 --> 01:15:01,288 So it looks like Danny boy's gonna be tied up for the weekend, huh? 1017 01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:04,375 Tied up is a definite possibility. 1018 01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:09,255 - Wanna go to Duke's? - Sure. We'll shoot some straight pool. 1019 01:15:11,506 --> 01:15:13,550 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1020 01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:29,483 - Hello? - Hello, Brenda? 1021 01:15:29,566 --> 01:15:32,194 - Who is this? - I'm calling about Steven Brooks... 1022 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:34,529 - Go fuck yourself. - Hello? Brenda? 1023 01:15:42,246 --> 01:15:44,415 Shit! 1024 01:15:47,834 --> 01:15:50,504 Did you call your hairdresser? 1025 01:15:50,587 --> 01:15:52,839 He can't take you until next Wednesday. 1026 01:15:52,922 --> 01:15:56,634 What did... Fuck! All's I want is a fucking haircut! 1027 01:16:25,456 --> 01:16:29,126 - What can I do for you? - I'll take a ham on rye. 1028 01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:32,296 This is a barber shop, not a delicatessen. 1029 01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:35,048 Oh. Well, then, why don't you give me a haircut? 1030 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,889 Laura, Higgins. Wife still out of town? 1031 01:16:46,643 --> 01:16:50,730 Hey, Walt. Sorry I'm so late. Had one of those psycho cab drivers. 1032 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:53,317 What? 1033 01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:56,362 Oh, yeah. I had a haircut. 1034 01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:58,655 - Like it? - Yeah, it's... 1035 01:16:58,738 --> 01:17:00,698 It's just such a surprise. You don't have any... 1036 01:17:00,782 --> 01:17:02,493 What happened? You looked so beautiful. 1037 01:17:02,576 --> 01:17:05,246 It took me an hour to blow it dry every morning. 1038 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:07,498 - Hi, Amanda. - Yo, Casanova. 1039 01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:09,707 - What are you drinking? - Bud. 1040 01:17:10,209 --> 01:17:11,377 Two Buds. 1041 01:17:14,712 --> 01:17:17,133 - Where'd you learn to shoot? - Misspent youth. 1042 01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:20,136 I bet you could beat Steve. 1043 01:17:21,803 --> 01:17:23,264 I doubt it. 1044 01:17:25,056 --> 01:17:27,656 Hey, that's her. She's the one I was telling you about last night. 1045 01:17:27,725 --> 01:17:29,353 - Her? - Yeah. 1046 01:17:29,436 --> 01:17:31,397 Cut her hair. That's more like it. 1047 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,982 - Last night I thought she was a girl. - Hey, guys. 1048 01:17:35,108 --> 01:17:37,944 - Let it go, Walter. - She hit you when you wasn't looking? 1049 01:17:38,027 --> 01:17:40,780 - You gotta be kidding me. Her? - We're in the middle of a game here. 1050 01:17:40,864 --> 01:17:42,449 Forget about it, Walter. 1051 01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:45,494 Hey, Walter, you with her... Him... whatever she is? 1052 01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:48,581 - Yeah. You got a problem with that? - Looks like you got the problem. 1053 01:17:49,664 --> 01:17:52,041 - We should take the problem outside. - Let's go do it. 1054 01:18:34,834 --> 01:18:36,878 Hey, doll face, did somebody hurt you? 1055 01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:42,759 Hi. 1056 01:18:44,761 --> 01:18:47,013 Okay. Come on, bud. 1057 01:18:47,096 --> 01:18:50,601 For Christ's fucking sake, Walter, you're really gaining weight. 1058 01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:53,895 How you doing there, Mrs. Wetherspoon? 1059 01:18:53,978 --> 01:18:56,856 Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay, you. 1060 01:18:57,941 --> 01:18:59,192 Oh, yeah. 1061 01:19:03,530 --> 01:19:05,198 - Okay. - Amanda? 1062 01:19:05,282 --> 01:19:07,033 Yeah, Walter. It's me. 1063 01:19:12,872 --> 01:19:14,082 Hi. 1064 01:19:15,124 --> 01:19:17,711 Oh, God. Hey, cut it out, Walter. 1065 01:19:17,794 --> 01:19:19,380 Jesus! 1066 01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:21,257 Okay. Come on, bud. 1067 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:23,634 I got you. I got you. 1068 01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:25,969 I got you now. Okay. 1069 01:19:26,052 --> 01:19:27,804 Here you go. 1070 01:19:28,972 --> 01:19:29,973 Walter? 1071 01:19:43,861 --> 01:19:45,780 Okay, come on, Walter. Take off your pants. 1072 01:19:46,532 --> 01:19:49,158 Why, Miss Brooks, what would your brother say? 1073 01:19:49,242 --> 01:19:51,704 You know you're too drunk to get home. 1074 01:19:51,786 --> 01:19:53,706 - You'll have to sleep here. - Okay. 1075 01:19:53,788 --> 01:19:57,376 So we'll take off your pants and then... 1076 01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:59,919 Come on, Walter, quit fooling around now. 1077 01:20:00,003 --> 01:20:03,006 - Okay. I'll help. - Get into bed. 1078 01:20:03,089 --> 01:20:06,259 Give me a hand here, Walter. Come on, pretty boy. That's it. 1079 01:20:12,181 --> 01:20:14,100 Okay. Quit fucking around. 1080 01:20:14,934 --> 01:20:17,937 Okay. 1081 01:20:23,234 --> 01:20:25,987 - Okay, come on. Get in the bed, Walter. - Yes, dear. 1082 01:20:30,199 --> 01:20:31,535 Oh, God. 1083 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:41,878 - The lights are on. - Yeah, I know the light's on. 1084 01:20:43,254 --> 01:20:46,592 What do you think I am? You think I don't know when the light is on? 1085 01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:50,721 Schmuck. 1086 01:20:53,139 --> 01:20:54,140 Walter. 1087 01:20:56,225 --> 01:20:58,771 Get your hand off my ass. 1088 01:21:00,313 --> 01:21:01,774 You sure? 1089 01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:13,076 No more hanky-panky, Walter. 1090 01:21:13,786 --> 01:21:15,537 No more hanky-panky. 1091 01:21:28,132 --> 01:21:30,511 I'm up! I'm up. 1092 01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:38,309 Oh, yeah. 1093 01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:45,066 - Hello. - Mrs. Brofman here to see you. 1094 01:21:45,274 --> 01:21:47,820 What? What the hell time is it? 1095 01:21:47,902 --> 01:21:49,863 It's a quarter to ten. 1096 01:21:51,989 --> 01:21:53,908 Okay. Send her up. 1097 01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:57,161 - Go on up. - Thanks, Mac. 1098 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:01,124 Ridiculous. 1099 01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:04,461 Oh, my God Alm... 1100 01:22:12,218 --> 01:22:14,137 Walter, where are your shorts? 1101 01:22:20,351 --> 01:22:23,522 When you went to bed last night you were wearing your shorts. 1102 01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:27,443 - Now, when did you take them off? - I don't recall the exact moment. 1103 01:22:27,526 --> 01:22:29,736 And wipe that stupid smile off your face. 1104 01:22:29,820 --> 01:22:32,321 Walter, how come you took your shorts off? 1105 01:22:33,364 --> 01:22:35,950 - Amanda, don't you remember? - Remember what, Walter? 1106 01:22:36,033 --> 01:22:38,787 - Remember what? - Well, we made love. 1107 01:22:46,085 --> 01:22:47,588 Son of a bitch. 1108 01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:52,634 - Good morning. - What's so fucking good about it? 1109 01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:57,096 You're in a great mood. What's the matter? Got your period? 1110 01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:59,432 I should be so fucking lucky. 1111 01:22:59,516 --> 01:23:01,434 Yeah? What happened? 1112 01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:05,271 It's a long story. 1113 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:08,567 Just give me the punch line. 1114 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,154 I lost my virginity. 1115 01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:17,784 Obviously without your consent. 1116 01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:19,620 I passed out. I don't remember anything. 1117 01:23:19,703 --> 01:23:22,371 - Who's the unlucky man? - Hi, Margo. 1118 01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:25,082 Walter... 1119 01:23:25,291 --> 01:23:29,086 Well, it's not exactly Romeo and Juliet, but, then, I always say to each his own. 1120 01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:31,297 - Amanda, we gotta talk. - I don't talk to rapists. 1121 01:23:31,380 --> 01:23:34,133 - Rapists? - I was drunk, passed out. 1122 01:23:34,217 --> 01:23:36,512 - She loved it! - Bullshit, Walt! 1123 01:23:36,595 --> 01:23:38,931 Don't you give me that macho, self-serving crap. 1124 01:23:39,013 --> 01:23:41,767 I was unconscious, buddy boy. I didn't love anything. 1125 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,560 I was helpless. You took advantage of me. 1126 01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:45,771 I have never taken advantage of anybody in my life. 1127 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:49,065 That's what all you guys say. You take a girl out for dinner, get her drunk. 1128 01:23:49,148 --> 01:23:52,653 It's date rape, Walt. Read the paper. It happens all the time. 1129 01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:54,905 - Well, not here last night. - I don't believe it. 1130 01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:58,199 I mean, after all the years we've been buddies, it's like... 1131 01:23:58,282 --> 01:24:01,160 You know, guys like you are what's wrong with society. 1132 01:24:01,244 --> 01:24:04,164 - All the years we've been buddies? - What the fuck are you talking about? 1133 01:24:04,188 --> 01:24:05,916 Don't try to change the subject here. 1134 01:24:05,999 --> 01:24:09,168 Do you realize every six minutes a woman is raped in this country? 1135 01:24:09,293 --> 01:24:11,973 - I didn't realize. I'm sorry. - You didn't realize. Why should you? 1136 01:24:12,046 --> 01:24:16,300 You're one of the assholes responsible for the statistic! 1137 01:24:16,384 --> 01:24:18,261 - Wait a goddamn minute... - For what, Walt? 1138 01:24:18,344 --> 01:24:21,514 For you to rape some other poor, innocent, unsuspecting female? 1139 01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:23,516 I was a virgin, goddamn you! 1140 01:24:28,104 --> 01:24:30,273 This morning, the body of Steven Brooks, 1141 01:24:30,356 --> 01:24:32,108 New York advertising executive 1142 01:24:32,191 --> 01:24:34,527 was discovered floating in the East River. 1143 01:24:34,611 --> 01:24:38,406 According to the police, Brooks had been shot three times in the chest. 1144 01:24:38,489 --> 01:24:42,159 We'll continue to report on the facts... 1145 01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:46,539 And, when we return, Ken Lomax will bring you the entertainment report. 1146 01:24:56,465 --> 01:24:57,884 Hello? 1147 01:25:05,182 --> 01:25:07,101 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sure. 1148 01:25:22,951 --> 01:25:24,870 Well, who was that? 1149 01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,668 It was the police. 1150 01:25:36,089 --> 01:25:38,507 I gotta identify my body. 1151 01:25:42,470 --> 01:25:46,182 Sorry to do this to you, but apparently you're his only living relative. 1152 01:25:51,145 --> 01:25:54,941 This isn't going to be very pleasant. The body's been in the water for days. 1153 01:25:58,945 --> 01:26:01,238 God, I look awful. 1154 01:26:08,537 --> 01:26:10,581 Holy shit. 1155 01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:16,212 Jesus H. Christ. 1156 01:26:16,295 --> 01:26:18,882 - Miss Brooks... - Oh, Higgins. 1157 01:26:18,965 --> 01:26:22,761 - The police came with a search warrant. - What? 1158 01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:26,555 If they arrest you, please don't say anything about the little redhead. 1159 01:26:26,639 --> 01:26:29,183 What makes you think they're gonna arrest me? 1160 01:26:29,266 --> 01:26:31,268 They found your gun. 1161 01:26:36,482 --> 01:26:40,277 This whole thing feels like a bad dream. 1162 01:26:45,826 --> 01:26:49,453 Are you really sure that they can't trace that gun? 1163 01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:53,083 Not a chance. 1164 01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:56,252 You bitch! 1165 01:26:56,377 --> 01:26:58,629 You planted that gun in my apartment. 1166 01:27:00,214 --> 01:27:02,926 The gun's not registered! They'll never trace it! 1167 01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:06,429 You killed me, Margo. I'm not taking the rap for it. 1168 01:27:06,512 --> 01:27:09,557 What are you gonna tell them? "You're not really a woman"? 1169 01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:12,894 - You're Steve Brooks back from the dead? - I got you to believe me, didn't I? 1170 01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:20,944 They'll lock you in a padded cell and throw away the key! 1171 01:27:21,027 --> 01:27:24,613 You'll never find that one female who's gonna get you into heaven. 1172 01:27:27,450 --> 01:27:28,617 How much money you got? 1173 01:27:29,702 --> 01:27:32,580 Three thousand. It's in my purse on the bed. 1174 01:27:35,332 --> 01:27:39,838 Direct from New York to Los Angeles, at gate number one. 1175 01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:53,059 Miss Brooks. Going someplace? 1176 01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:56,520 No, I just like to hang around airports. 1177 01:27:56,604 --> 01:27:59,523 You're under arrest for the murder of Steven Brooks. 1178 01:27:59,607 --> 01:28:01,650 You invited Mr. Brooks to the party. 1179 01:28:01,734 --> 01:28:03,694 Yes, but he never showed up. 1180 01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:06,782 - She's lying! - Your witness. 1181 01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:09,910 - When did you meet the defendant? - The morning after the party. 1182 01:28:12,703 --> 01:28:14,747 What did she tell you? 1183 01:28:14,831 --> 01:28:17,834 That she was Steve Brooks reincarnated as a woman. 1184 01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:21,587 - What else did she tell you? - That I shot him. 1185 01:28:23,547 --> 01:28:24,800 Who? 1186 01:28:25,382 --> 01:28:26,927 Him. Her. 1187 01:28:27,177 --> 01:28:30,679 - What else did she say? - That God had sent him back. 1188 01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:34,683 - Would you mind speaking up, please? - That God had sent him back 1189 01:28:34,767 --> 01:28:37,353 and that he couldn't get into heaven until he found 1190 01:28:37,436 --> 01:28:40,232 one female who liked him. 1191 01:28:40,439 --> 01:28:44,069 - Him? - Steve. Her. 1192 01:28:47,404 --> 01:28:48,824 But she was drunk. 1193 01:28:48,907 --> 01:28:50,867 No, I wasn't that drunk. 1194 01:28:54,537 --> 01:28:57,958 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? 1195 01:28:58,041 --> 01:29:00,836 - So help me, God. - State your name. 1196 01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:04,214 Steven Brooks. 1197 01:29:06,299 --> 01:29:09,468 It's been five months, Walter. You gotta get me outta here. 1198 01:29:09,552 --> 01:29:11,221 I'm doing the best that I can. 1199 01:29:11,304 --> 01:29:13,139 - So how do you feel? - How do I feel? 1200 01:29:13,223 --> 01:29:15,558 How the fuck do you think I feel, Walter? 1201 01:29:15,641 --> 01:29:17,643 I'm gonna have a baby. 1202 01:29:17,726 --> 01:29:21,064 It's your fucking fault. I'd like to strangle you. That's how I feel. 1203 01:29:21,147 --> 01:29:24,817 Look, I'm sorry. I don't know if you recall, but you were very cooperative. 1204 01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:28,612 I simply do not choose to accept that fact, Walter. 1205 01:29:28,696 --> 01:29:33,076 Drunk or sober, do you think that for one cotton-picking second 1206 01:29:33,159 --> 01:29:37,705 Steve Brooks would ever even consider making love to another man, 1207 01:29:37,788 --> 01:29:39,748 let alone his best friend? 1208 01:29:40,917 --> 01:29:43,211 Steve Brooks? No. 1209 01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:47,007 - You still don't believe I'm Steve. - I don't, and I'm gonna tell you why. 1210 01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:50,676 Three years ago, your birthday. I sent you a little brunette. 1211 01:29:50,759 --> 01:29:53,429 - You called her Aztec. - Hey! 1212 01:29:53,512 --> 01:29:55,891 Look, I don't know how you know about that. 1213 01:29:56,933 --> 01:29:59,895 If Steve Brooks did get pregnant, he'd have an abortion. 1214 01:29:59,978 --> 01:30:01,938 I nearly did. 1215 01:30:02,022 --> 01:30:03,731 Why'd you change your mind? 1216 01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:07,319 You're not gonna believe this, but... 1217 01:30:07,401 --> 01:30:09,403 there I was, lying on that table, 1218 01:30:09,486 --> 01:30:12,448 and I had my feet in those stirrupy things, 1219 01:30:12,531 --> 01:30:17,578 and all of a sudden, it just came to me in a flash 1220 01:30:17,661 --> 01:30:22,250 that maybe the only reason I wasn't roasting somewhere in hell was... 1221 01:30:24,835 --> 01:30:27,630 was because God wanted me to have this baby. 1222 01:30:28,714 --> 01:30:30,883 That's the only reason? 1223 01:30:30,967 --> 01:30:33,886 And making the Guinness Book of Records. 1224 01:30:33,970 --> 01:30:36,222 I don't know. I guess you really are Steve. 1225 01:30:37,514 --> 01:30:40,601 - What's wrong? - I don't know. Oh, God! 1226 01:30:42,811 --> 01:30:47,566 Dr. Gold to O.B. room 501, please. 1227 01:31:17,513 --> 01:31:18,764 Hey, Walter. 1228 01:31:20,766 --> 01:31:22,518 How'd you know it was me? 1229 01:31:22,601 --> 01:31:24,187 Old Spice. 1230 01:31:24,770 --> 01:31:28,482 And you tiptoe louder than Gregory Hines tap-dances. 1231 01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:32,278 Don't punch him. 1232 01:31:40,744 --> 01:31:43,415 I talked to the doctor today, you know? 1233 01:31:43,497 --> 01:31:45,375 Oh, yeah? 1234 01:31:46,418 --> 01:31:47,918 What'd he say? 1235 01:31:49,962 --> 01:31:51,880 He's worried about you. 1236 01:31:55,218 --> 01:31:57,429 Says you got high blood pressure 1237 01:31:58,471 --> 01:31:59,513 and... 1238 01:32:00,514 --> 01:32:01,974 diabetes. 1239 01:32:04,643 --> 01:32:07,688 I'm a big girl, Walt. Cut to the chase. 1240 01:32:10,233 --> 01:32:14,070 He said that if you carry the baby to full term... 1241 01:32:14,154 --> 01:32:16,364 that there's a possibility that you might... 1242 01:32:21,869 --> 01:32:22,911 Die? 1243 01:32:26,582 --> 01:32:28,168 What about the baby, Walter? 1244 01:32:29,461 --> 01:32:31,712 Well, see, that's the thing. 1245 01:32:31,795 --> 01:32:34,507 He said that if you decide not to have the baby, then... 1246 01:32:34,590 --> 01:32:37,885 Oh, no. I'm having the baby, Walter. 1247 01:32:39,512 --> 01:32:40,763 Can we talk about this? 1248 01:32:40,971 --> 01:32:43,266 No, we can't talk about this. 1249 01:32:49,855 --> 01:32:53,776 You can't imagine what it's like 1250 01:32:53,859 --> 01:32:55,944 to have a life inside you. 1251 01:32:56,321 --> 01:33:00,824 And it's growing, Walter. It's moving. 1252 01:33:00,908 --> 01:33:03,328 It lives because I live. 1253 01:33:05,662 --> 01:33:07,956 And when I die... 1254 01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:11,043 there's a part of me that... 1255 01:33:13,045 --> 01:33:14,464 goes on. 1256 01:33:20,761 --> 01:33:22,679 It's a truly amazing thing. 1257 01:33:25,308 --> 01:33:28,852 It is an honest-to-God miracle. 1258 01:33:33,899 --> 01:33:36,652 Which reminds me, you know... 1259 01:33:36,735 --> 01:33:40,823 just in case what the doctor says is true... 1260 01:33:40,906 --> 01:33:42,492 you know... 1261 01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:48,581 How do you feel about being a full-time father? 1262 01:33:51,417 --> 01:33:52,876 Great. 1263 01:33:53,085 --> 01:33:55,045 I knew you wouldn't let me down, buddy. 1264 01:33:56,797 --> 01:33:58,048 Well... 1265 01:33:59,716 --> 01:34:02,512 don't you think we ought to get married first? 1266 01:34:04,347 --> 01:34:07,225 Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure. 1267 01:34:10,395 --> 01:34:12,771 - I gotta get some rest here, Walt. - Okay. 1268 01:34:16,192 --> 01:34:17,776 Good night, honey. 1269 01:34:18,611 --> 01:34:19,778 "Honey"? 1270 01:34:20,196 --> 01:34:22,948 Amanda, do you take Walter to be your lawful wedded husband? 1271 01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:32,167 I do. 1272 01:34:34,419 --> 01:34:36,859 And do you, Walter, take Amanda to be your lawful wedded wife? 1273 01:34:37,838 --> 01:34:39,131 I do. 1274 01:34:40,090 --> 01:34:42,468 - I do. - The rings. 1275 01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:45,638 Oh, yeah. 1276 01:34:49,601 --> 01:34:52,478 With this ring I thee wed. 1277 01:34:58,610 --> 01:35:00,528 There ya go, Walt. 1278 01:35:03,281 --> 01:35:05,200 I now pronounce you 1279 01:35:05,450 --> 01:35:06,992 husband and wife. 1280 01:35:21,715 --> 01:35:23,133 Mr. Stone. 1281 01:35:24,594 --> 01:35:27,137 Morning. 1282 01:35:28,138 --> 01:35:31,434 Walter, I won't beat about the bush. 1283 01:35:32,477 --> 01:35:35,979 Your marriage has become an embarrassment to the firm, so... 1284 01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:39,107 I'm going to have to let you go. 1285 01:35:41,735 --> 01:35:45,240 Well, I was gonna quit anyway, Arnold. 1286 01:35:45,864 --> 01:35:49,785 See, I'm gonna become a father soon, and it would really be an embarrassment 1287 01:35:49,868 --> 01:35:52,871 for me to have to tell my kid that I work for somebody like you. 1288 01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:58,378 Dr. Harrison to O.B.I.C.U. 1289 01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:13,518 - That's it. Hold on. - Push! 1290 01:36:17,104 --> 01:36:19,399 - You gotta breathe a little. - One more. 1291 01:36:19,607 --> 01:36:21,442 Yes, push. 1292 01:36:24,861 --> 01:36:26,947 That's it. You're doing fine. 1293 01:36:29,032 --> 01:36:31,034 - That's it. Push. Good. - No, don't! 1294 01:36:32,035 --> 01:36:36,039 You got it. Almost there now. That's it. Very good. 1295 01:36:37,082 --> 01:36:39,419 Congratulations. It's a girl. 1296 01:36:45,007 --> 01:36:46,509 Look. 1297 01:37:09,990 --> 01:37:12,034 - You know what, Walt? - What? 1298 01:37:12,159 --> 01:37:14,119 I think she likes me. 1299 01:37:32,846 --> 01:37:36,476 - Something's wrong, Doctor. - Get her B.P. Take the baby now. 1300 01:37:37,059 --> 01:37:38,519 Amanda? Doc? 1301 01:37:40,937 --> 01:37:44,525 What the hell's wrong? She's not haemorrhaging. 1302 01:37:44,609 --> 01:37:46,694 - What's wrong? Amanda. - Mr. Stone. 1303 01:37:47,487 --> 01:37:50,406 Somebody do something! 1304 01:38:00,082 --> 01:38:02,959 Wow. What a beautiful baby. 1305 01:38:03,043 --> 01:38:04,670 Yes, you did well. 1306 01:38:04,754 --> 01:38:07,047 Wish I could be there and watch her grow up. 1307 01:38:07,130 --> 01:38:09,049 Oh, you can watch her grow up. 1308 01:38:09,132 --> 01:38:12,928 But in the meantime you have to decide whether you want to be a male... 1309 01:38:13,011 --> 01:38:15,097 Or a female angel. 1310 01:38:15,180 --> 01:38:17,850 Oh, hey. That's a tough one. 1311 01:38:19,059 --> 01:38:21,396 Okay if I think about it for a while? 1312 01:38:40,038 --> 01:38:42,082 I love you, Mommy. 1313 01:38:49,715 --> 01:38:51,551 Okay. 1314 01:38:52,802 --> 01:38:54,261 Let's go. 1315 01:39:00,518 --> 01:39:02,687 Have you made up your mind? 1316 01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:06,774 I don't want to be a problem, but it's not an easy decision. 1317 01:39:06,858 --> 01:39:09,861 - I really liked being a man. - Naturally. 1318 01:39:09,943 --> 01:39:13,489 - Being a woman had advantages. - Definitely. 1319 01:39:13,573 --> 01:39:15,867 Could I think about it just a little longer? 1320 01:39:15,949 --> 01:39:20,412 Take your time. You have all eternity. 1321 01:39:20,746 --> 01:39:25,626 "Both Sides Now" 100564