All language subtitles for Ravens.Home.S04E01.WEBRip.x264-ION10

I'm in, people!
I'm in.

Nothing ever seems
to keep you out.

No, Ms. B,
I got into Camp Champion.

It's one of the most
exclusive sports programs
in the country.

I get to go
for a whole week.

Oh! (SQUEALS)
Good job.

Nia, I got in.
I got in.

You got in?
Yeah.

You got in!
She got in! She got in!

BOTH: We know!
We know!

I don't think I've ever
heard of Camp Champion.
Where is it, Tess?

It's in Maine.
Oh, no, honey.
It's on Main.

No, it's in Maine.

Okay, Tess, listen.
You're going to a very
exclusive camp...

Honey, I don't want them
to judge you, okay.

The proper usage is,
"It's on Main."

It's on Main!
Yeah. But...

Chels, I think
what she means

is that the camp
is actually in
the state of Maine.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.
Well, yeah...

If you wanna
get technical.

Well, the camp's
on my dad's route,

so we're gonna go
together in his truck.

It's gonna be
the best summer ever.

Wow. Riding cross country
in the cabin
of a big rig, Tess.

I'm a little jealous.

But are you really?
I'm being supportive.
Don't hate.

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

Oh, Rae, it's so nice of you
to have this going away dinner
for Tess.

I had no idea we had
so much food in the fridge.

We could feed a tribe.

Yeah, a tribe called Tess.

Please, I see right
through you.

You're just as sad

about Tess leaving
as the rest of us.

You've been crying about it
for the last hour.

(SCOFFS)
That was the onions.

There are no onions
in mac and cheese.

Yes, there is.
That's the way she likes it.

Hey, Tess.
What's wrong?

The trip is off.

What! What?
What? Why?

Well, my dad can't drive me
to Camp Champion,

and I can't pay for
another ride, so...

I have to turn them down.

Oh, Tess, no way.

I bet if Booker and I put
together our summer money,

there'd be enough
to get you there.

Whoa. Whoa.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Whoa, Nia.

I mean, of course,
I‐I wanna help
my girl out,

but you gotta warn
me and Levi

before you go
volunteering
our cash.

Hey. Don't look at me.

If they don't
take pocket lint,
I can't help you.

Tess, you just won

an all‐expenses paid trip

to Maine
in a luxury Scut.
(GASPS)

You mean it, Ms. B?
Yeah, I do.

So, mom, can we make this
a family trip?

One where you don't
pick up any fares
with us in the car?

Tess, you just won
a some‐expenses paid
trip to Maine!

Whoo!

♪ Yeah, we own the summer

♪ Oh

I love this song!
(OVERLAPPING VOICES)

♪ Backyard waterslide...

BOOKER: Here we go.

(ALL SINGING)
♪ Like a rollercoaster

♪ Hands up to the sky
like we ain't getting older

♪ Even though life
can change all the rules

♪ We said from the start
that we'd play it cool

♪ So let's live it up
like we always knew

♪ How to ♪

(ALL SHOUTING)
Here we go!

♪ If you're happy
and you know it stay awake

♪ If you're happy
and you know it stay awake ♪

I'm awake,
but I'm not happy.

Chels, are we almost there?

No, lemme check.

(SHORT CIRCUITING)

What? Oh, no!

Rae, this GPS has been
recalculating since we crossed
the last state line.

Okay, okay.
I'm not worried.
I'm not worried.

'Cause we're supposed
to be on this road
for about 100 miles,

and country roads
are always

filled with signs.
(SIGHS)

Look, there's one right now!
What does it say?

Rae, that wasn't a sign.
That's just...

Bird stuff.
Hit the wipers, Rae.

(SIGHS)

(WIPERS SQUEAKING)

That's nasty.

Oh, look, there's a sign
right there. Chels, look,
what does it say?

It says camp.
It says camp!
(LAUGHS)

Pulling over.
Pulling over.

Parking.

Yes, I knew it. I knew it.
We didn't need GPS.

All I needed was some
windshield viper fluid
and mama instincts.

Isn't that right, Chels?

Chels?

(SNORING)

Lightweights.

One 20 hour ride
and they're out
like a...

Like...

Who in the bell cow
is in our bus spot?

Mom?

Mom, wake up.
There's someone outside

staring at us.
What?

Which, by the way, is
the beginning to every
horror movie ever.

Rise and shine,
sleepyheads.

I am Lou.
Welcome to Camp Kikiwaka.

Camp Kiki‐what?

Kikiwaka. Eventually
it just rolls
right off the tongue.

I need to roll on up
outta here.
So, where's Camp Champion?

(IN SOPHISTICATED VOICE)
Yes, Madam, if you could

just direct us back
to Maine Street.

I don't know where
Main Street is,

but Camp Champion
is across the lake.

Oh, great.
I'll just swim from here.

Don't wanna be late
for basketball camp.

Whoa.
I would not do that.

I have seen things
in that lake
that I cannot unsee.

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Check out the fresh air.

And listen.
No sirens, no honking horns.

No bug repellent.

Apparently,
mosquito season

starts early here.
(MOSQUITO BUZZING)

Well, I should probably
get going.

And just to be honest
with you total strangers,

our camp enrollment
is way down,

so we're having an open house
to get some new campers.

I am swamped.

Swamped, huh?

Just across the lake
from my best friend.

So, could you use
some help around here?

Does a hedgehog
eat slugs in the woods?

I will truly never care
about that answer.

You will, unless
you want to
go to Chicago,

and be cooped up in our
apartment all day with me
and my nature documentaries.

On second thoughts...

I'm Booker, this is Nia,
and we are your new
camp counselors.

Well, I could sure use
the extra help.

That is, if it's okay
with your parents.

I don't know...

Well, what do you
say, Levi?

Mom, this view
is amazing!

And it smells like
that air freshener
you use over the holidays.

(MOSQUITO BUZZING)

That's pine.

This kid could use
some camp.

Maybe just a week.

And I'll be right across
the lake, Ms. B.

So, you guys have beds,
and lifeguards, cellphones?

We got all those things.

Okay, then!
Let's do this!
We love you guys!

Don't call us,
we'll call you!

(BOTH SCREAMING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)

So, where do we
put our towels?

We hang them up and use
the sun's natural warmth
to dry them.

This is same sun you said
would heat the shower water
because, uh...

It's not telling the truth.

Plus, all the towels
are the same color.

How will we know
which one is ours?

We all learn each other's
stains eventually.

Yeah, you know what,
I'm good.
I'm just gonna keep mine.

Hey, I'm Noah.
The Grizzly
Camping Counselor.

Hey, Booker, and that
makes you Levi.

That's me.
You guys can take
the bunk beds.

You cool with that,
big guy?

Big guy?

I'm gonna like it here.

When Lou talked to you
about helping out,

did she tell you how we decide
the counselor pecking order?

I mean, she might have,
but...

I'm still not
used to that accent.

Hmm. Understood.

Legend has it,

the counselor who can catch
the biggest snipe will be
made camp leader.

What's a snipe?

It's a cross between
a racoon, a possum and a dog.

But it doesn't
know any tricks

and it won't fetch.

And it lives in
the Forbidden Forest.

So I've heard.

Finn, jar.
(SIGHS)

Nevermind. I'll put
the money in for you.

Okay, no more talk about
the Forbidden Forest.

(SIGHS)

No one's allowed
to go into the...

(HUMMING)

Even though that's where
the good snipes live.

I've heard.
I never caught one.

That's why
I'm not camp leader.

That's one
of the reasons.

Okay, well, what does
camp leader get?

Better bunks, thicker blankets
hotter water.

There's a menu
with options.

Those are
my favorite options.

All right, I'm in.
Okay, I'll see you
out there.

The hunt's
from noon to two.

Levi, their snipe hunt
might start at noon,

but ours starts right now.
Let's go, bro.

No, thanks.
I've been looking
at the brochure

and knot tying
starts in half an hour.

And I will "knot"
be missing that.

Just a little
camp humor.

So, don't try to
"rope" me in.
(LAUGHS)

See?
I did it again.

(CLEARS THROAT)
Why don't you
take that kid?

Hey, kid,
you wanna go with me
to the Forbidden Forest?

You had me at Forbidden.

We're just gonna
need to find the key
to this thing first.

Ooh...
Go for it, big guy.

Oh, yeah!
Yes!

It's just us.

Yeah, it's just us, Rae.
We're free!

Oh, man, two kid‐free
single ladies...

...on the open road!

Chels, on the open road.
The world is our oyster.

(GASPS)
Speaking of oysters,

we're in Maine,
we should get some.

(GASPS) Oh, shucks.

We sure should.
(LAUGHS)

No! Lobster. 'Cause we're,
you know, fancy.

We're fancy.
(BOTH LAUGHING)

And we don't have to
pay for the kids.

(GASPS) We're gonna
treat ourselves, Chels.

We should have
thought of camp
years ago.

You'd think
being outside

with all this nature
and fresh air, the food
would be a little...

...fresher.

Ugh. I wonder if the
food's any different
at Camp Champion.

Yeah, when are you
going over there?

Well, they said
they'd pick me up
when they're ready.

Meantime,
I'll just lie low.

Look, look!
The new girls
from Chicago.

Come join us.

They goes
my lie low plan.

Hi.

You guys look like you have
the Kikiwaka food blues,
huh, Chi‐town?

Is my distaste
that obvious?

Here we call it
mound‐of‐brown frown.

By the way, I'm Destiny
and this is Gwen and Ava.

I'm Nia.
I'm Tess.

And I get it, guys.

I'm from the city too,
and this food is pretty basic.

If you're one
of the lucky ones,
your taste buds go numb.

Well, we are out here
in the woods, right?

So, we could
actually pick
some fruit,

or, wild thought here,
something green.

Foraging? Now
you're speaking
my language.

Wait, is Chicago
in the woods?

It is not.

Well, doesn't matter
where you're from,

foraging sounds
like a great idea.

We're surrounded
by organic food.

Unprocessed, straight
from Mother Earth.

Maybe we should
go get it.

Foraging? Yeah,
I've always wanted
to try that.

But you don't wanna
pick something
that's poisonous.

Eh. You gotta work up
your tolerance.

Gwen spent a lot of time
off the grid.

She was,
how do I put this...

Raised by wolves.
I was not
raised by wolves!

They did do some
babysitting though.

Well, it sounds like you know
your berries from your greens.

If you come with us,
I'm sure we'll get
something good and safe.

Love to... Can't.

It's my week
to open the kitchen,

and we're swamped
with the open house
coming up.

Don't worry, Nia.

I know my way around
the woods, too.

She doesn't know
her way around the woods.

All right, between
the four of us,

I'm sure we can gather
some good stuff.

Hmm, I guess Camp Champion
is picking me up.

Enjoy my mound of brown.

Okay, between the three of us
I'm sure we can find
something good.

Yep.

Here, snipey, snipey,
snipey, snipe.

(RUSTLING)

Got ya!

All right.
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

Uh, Booker,

that's just a rock.

I thought we were
looking for snipes.

Have you been looking
for rocks this whole time?

Because that's different.

No, Finn, but
we've looked everywhere.

Okay? I've climbed trees,
hid in bushes, and nothing.

(SOFT SQUEALING)

What was that?
It ran through there.

Come on, Finn,
think about it.

What's so forbidden
about this forest?

No one has come out to say.

Foraging isn't easy.

Nobody said it would be.

You said it would be.

It was
when I did it
with my grandma.

There were all sorts
of fruits and vegetables

and we had
one of those
carts with wheels.

You weren't foraging,
you were grocery shopping.

Oh. That explains
the coupons.

Okay, so far I found something
that looks like a yam,

and something that
smells like a lime.
(SNIFFS)

Good. I found
a couple of chili peppers
and a rock with hair.

Destiny, what did you find?

Just these
pretty dandelions.

Too bad we're looking
for food, not flowers.

Well, I mean, actually,
I think those are edible.

So, good job.

Like I said, easy.

It's so nice that
we're out here
in the woods, bonding.

You know, most girls just
wanna talk about boys,
and do each other's hair.

Wait. We are going to
do that later, right?

Yeah, totally.

What do you think
the kids are doing right now?

Eating food
somebody else cooked.

(LAUGHS)
Yeah, dirtying laundry
someone else has to clean.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

They're probably saying,
"Hey, Mom. Hey, Mom.
Hey, Mom."

And no one is there
to hear 'em.

"Hey, Mom! Hey, Mom!"

Yeah, that's actually
kinda sad.

Talking about my babies
wanting me makes me
want my babies.

Yeah, but seeing that
lobster sign is really
making me want a lobster roll.

I can roll with that.

Can you stop,
drop and roll?

Oh, Chels, Chels.
Now, you need to
slow your roll.

BOTH: We bad!
(BOTH LAUGHING)

All right.
Gimme the forest loot.

I think
we did pretty well.

Edible.

Edible.

No, not edible.

Not edible.

Oh, really poison.

Whoever got that
should wash their hands.

(GASPS)
And whatever you do,
don't touch your face.

(SCREAMING)

So, is anything
we brought healthy,

or are we lucky to have
escaped with our lives.

Hmm. Somewhere
in the middle.

But I'll put this
all in a soup pot
and it'll all work out.

Yeah. Got it.

Hey,
where's Booker?

He's out wandering
in the woods,
looking for snipes.

Snipe's aren't
a real thing.

It's an old camp prank.

Wait, what?
What?

Is everything okay?

No. Someone convinced
my brother to go off
into the woods

and find a snipe,
and I'm a little worried

because he can barely
find matching socks.

Noah, did you tell these kids
a lie bigger than a hedgehog's
appetite for slugs?

What lie?

That snipes are real.

Wait. Snipes aren't real?

Ava, you sold me $200
worth of snipe hunting gear.

(LAUGHING)
I did do that.

Great! Now Booker's
lost and alone.

He's not alone.
He took that weird kid.

BOTH: Finn?

Okay, people.
We are going
on high alert!

This is a Code Red.
This is not a drill.

You people know
what that means!

I'm sorry, Lou.
I know you didn't mean
for this to happen.

No. I'm sorry I don't know
what a Code Red is.

Y'all need to read the manual!

(BOTH MOANING)

Call me crazy,
but...

I can taste the difference
between Atlantic lobster
and Pacific lobster.

Yeah,
we must
both be crazy.

Pacific lobster
is much sweeter.

Yeah, this one needs
more butter for taste.

So does mine.

Hey, did you know

that Booker and Nia
have never had seafood
straight out of the ocean?

What!
Yeah.

I think
the same's true for Levi.

Mm!

Miss the kids, Chels?

I do.

Yeah.
Yeah.

This one still needs
more butter.
Yeah, here.

Here you go.

(WHOOSHING)

BOOKER: Mama, help!

Rae! Rae!

Oh! Oh! I'm sorry!

Chels! Chels!
Booker is in danger.

Brookers in danger?
What about my
commemorative Uncle Bob's

seafood shack
sweatshirt?

No, Chels,
I had a vision.

We have to go back!

The kids need us.
What?

You ready?
Yes.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Here's the soup I made
from your foraging loot.

Oh, I can't eat
right now.

It's probably
for the best.

It's tough
on your stomach.

Oh. But it
makes you super strong.

Anyway,
more for me, I guess.

Okay, we got
a lost newbie, people.

And a Finn.

Could he
really be lost?

Like, gone forever?
He's my twin.

Aw, twins?

Don't you worry
your pretty little half,

we know these woods like
the back of our hands.

(SOFTLY) Get him back
before my open house.

So, you're gonna
find him?

We are gonna do our best.

Okay, I gathered
all the wilderness
supplies I could.

I's ready to find Booker
the old fashion way.

What's this?

A compass.

For knowing which
direction's north.

You don't need
a magic clock for that.

All you need is the sun.

Wow! Okay.

I wanna start my search
in five minutes.
Any other tips?

Oh, moss.
It only grows on the
north side of trees.

And in a pinch,

nature's toilet paper.

Nature's toilet paper?
We're not looking for
a bathroom.

What we need is
aerial reconnaissance.

I love it!

Let's take this search
21st century.

All right, what's the plan?

We'll build a drone
with a small camera
and a speaker.

So, when we spot him,
we can tell him
how to get back.

That's a great idea!

Where are we gonna get
a the drone parts?

There's a storage locker
near Lou's cabin that has
some communications equipment.

But it's locked,
we'll never get in there.

Maybe we can make
our own key.

Or maybe you could
just rip the door off?

Oh, yeah,
that'll work too.

Let's go before my
power soup wears off.

Lou, what if they
can't find Booker?

Noah, Ava and Destiny know
all the places to look.

Booker will be fine,
as long as he didn't
go in The Forbidden Forest.

Forbidden?

That sounds scary,

but at least he's with Finn.
So, that's somebody.

No, honey.
He'd been
better off alone.

Where are my babies?
Where are my babies?

Have you seen my babies?
Tess? Nia?

Nia? (YELPS) Not Nia!
Mom.

Mom! Thank goodness
you're here.

Hey, honey... Oh!

You're back! Hey, you probably
remember me from
your car window.

Now, listen, I'd be lying
if I said I wasn't
a teensy bit worried,

but like my grandpa
always said, if I lie,
I'd turned into a cantaloupe.

Which we all know
is the worst of
the fruit family...

Gotta spit it out, woman!
Gotta spit it out!

Mom, Booker's missing.

What?
He went into the
Forbidden Forest with Finn.

Finn. Finn. What is a Finn?
Is it dangerous?
It can be.

But like my grandpa
always said...

I'm sorry,
is now a bad time
to ask where my son is?

His name is Levi.
Levi?

Levi!

Levi? Have you seen Levi?

That one
I am pretty sure I saw.

Are you sure
you're pretty sure...
(MUTTERS SQUEAKILY)

Camp Kiki‐what?
It should be called
Camp Can't‐Keep‐a‐Camper.

Quiet.
We're on its tail.

I just saw something.
Throw the sack.

(SCREAMS)

Tess?
Booker?

What you doing alone
in the woods?

Technically,
she's not alone.

We're all here together.

A team of us came looking
for a doodle ganger.

I saw something fly this way
and now I'm lost.

Um, what's a doodle ganger?

It's an animal that's
part seal, part racoon.

And it has wings,
but it can't fly.

And it's like a dog,
mixed with a possum.
And it's like a dog...

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

That Tess and I
have been pranked.

Oh. I was thinking
the Forbidden Forest
needed a lot more dragons.

But your thing's
also a big bummer.

So they
purposely ditched me?

Trick shots I'm down with.

Getting tricked,
not cool.

I can't believe they tried
to pull one over on me.

Do they know who I am?

We did just meet today.

Let's get outta here.

(SCREAMS)

Yo, Booker,
you okay?

I'm fine, but there's
something down here.

(HISSING)

And according to those
natural documentaries
Nia makes me watch,

I think it's a Copperhead.

Oh! Do you know how much
copper is going for
these days?

Grab it, Booker!

Where did you find this kid?

Booker, don't move.
If that snake bites you,
you're toast.

Now I see why
they call it
the Forbidden Forest.

(HISSING)

You guys,
the snake's flicking
his tongue at me.

Now he's licking his lips.

Do snakes have lips?
(CRYING)

Booker, try not to
look delicious!

Be cool, bruh.

We're gonna find a way
to get you out of there.

Oh, thank goodness,
you guy are all okay.

Where's my baby?
Where's my baby?

BOOKER: Mama, help!
(GASPS)

That was my vision!

Don't worry. I'm gonna gather
some vines and branches and
build a makeshift ladder...

Momma's coming!

Or plan B,
Momma leaps into the pit.

(BOOKER SCREAMING)

Man, I can't even tell you
how many pits Raven's
tossed me out of.

Momma strength still flowing!
I'm climbing out!

(STRUGGLING) Oh!
Momma strength fading!

(BOTH CLAMORING)

Help me!
(GASPS)

(GASPING)

MATTEO: (FROM DRONE)
We found you!

Oh, wait, looks like
you've already been found.

LEVI: Hey, mom,
I'm in a drone.

Don't worry, honey.
We'll get you out too!

MATTEO:
Well, at least we can
lead you all back to camp.

Follow us!

Yeah, we can just go back
the way we came.

Mornin' campers, and guests
who have promised
not to press charges.

First, a reminder to stay
out of the Forbidden Forest.

It's the most dangerous place
in Moose Rump,

since the Museum Of Oily Rags
burned down.

Lou, you shouldn't call it
"forbidden."

Kids will actually
want to go there.

If you want them to stay away,
you should call it

"The Forest
of Homework and Chores."

Or, you know,
you could build a fence.

Good notes.

As you all know,
today is our big open house.

Huh, I've never opened
a house.

Opened plenty
of possums, though.

An open house is where
we show off the camp to
a bunch of people,

and hope they sign up
to come next summer.

Our enrollment
for next year is way down.

Not to scare you guys,

but if we don't get
enough new campers,
we might...

(IN OMINOUS TONE)
...lose the camp!

(EVERYONE GASPS,
CONCERNED MUTTERING)

Yeah, I shouldn't
have done the voice.

Don't worry, we'd really only
lose the camp if someone tries
to buy it out from under us.

Yeah, about that...

A few of the Camp Champion
counselors were talking about
how their camp

was gonna buy this place
and turn it into
a garbage dump.

Once they cleaned it up first.

(GASPS) Those jerks!

They've been calling our camp
trash for years,

and now I know
it wasn't just an insult,

but actually a clever bit
of foreshadowing.

Lou, are we really
going to lose the camp?

Not if everyone pitches in
to make this the best
darn open house ever.

We could sure use your help.

I know you guys were
planning on going
home today, but...

This is our home.

Mom, maybe we should
stay a little longer?

If you need a drone,
I'm in.

I spent most of my time here
in a snake pit, so I'm
pretty much down for anything.

Come on, Rae,
what do you say?

All right,
we'd be happy to help.

Thank you, thank you!

With your help, I know
we can make this
the biggest success ever.

Everyone check this clipboard
for your open house
job assignments.

Clean up duty?

(ECSTATIC) Yes!
Ava, we got the best job!

We are very different people.

I put fliers up all over.

Fingers crossed we get
some of those rich kids
from Moose Snout.

Is every town
around here named
after a moose part?

Yes. And anyone who
lives above the neck

is rolling in it.

(GASPS) It says here you
have a celebrity guest!

What kind of celebrity
would want to come...

I mean, get to come here?

Oh... You'll see.

Oh!

Chels, did you see
that walk off?
I did!

I like that walk off.
What!

Thank you.
I don't actually have
anywhere to be.

I was just trying to
build suspense.

It worked.
It worked!

So, Tess,
glad you're back,

but I thought
you were supposed
to be at Camp Champion.

They sent me on a hunt
for something
that doesn't exist,

and now they're trying
to steal somebody else's camp.

I'm not wearing that logo.

Someone should
teach them a lesson.

Oh, it should be us!

We should
prank them back.

I'm not really
a prankster.

Well, lucky for you,
I am.

And we city girls
got to stick together.

It's about time
Camp Champion learned
that their attitude stinks.

And by that, I mean
we're gonna build
a stink bomb!

Okay. Um, how do we
make a stink bomb?

Oh, I know a guy.

So you come to me on the day
of my camp's open house,

and you ask me
to build you a stink bomb?

I'm totally in!

Is he
petting a sock?

Listen,
you're going to see
a lot of things here.

Hey, I'm really sorry
that you guys might
lose your camp.

We won't.

Because you and I
are going to nail
this arts and crafts showcase.

I was thinking we could make
art based on stuff that
we're both passionate about.

Great idea.

I love science.

Nope.

Well, I'm really into issues
like recycling
and climate change.

Me too.

I've been working all summer
on cleaning trash
out of the lake.

In fact, the boat house
is full of it now.

I'm actually
kinda worried
it may have...

Evolved.

What if
we used it
for the show?

We could turn it into art
and spread our message
about saving the environment.

I love that idea!

Are we winning
the open house?
I think we are.

Is this the best collab
since Greta Thunberg
met Malala?

Absolutely.

Except they probably
talked about themselves
a little less.

Yeah.
But still, up top!

So, what are we Grizzly Bears
supposed to do for
this open house thing?

Uh, it's just Grizzlies.

Read the welcome packet.

Lou's counting on us for
entertainment that'll get
people excited about camp.

Don't worry,
Matteo and I are on it.

Yeah. We built that
cool drone. It's obvious
we work great together.

Like Pierre
and Marie Curie.

We practically finish
each other's...

BOTH: Historical references!

Not where I thought
that was going.

I was thinking
maybe we can do
something with music?

Yeah. Great idea, Booker.
Music gets people excited
about things.

The question
we have to ask is,

what's the most fun thing
about big events?

Winning stuff.

Yes.

That's why
people enjoy the sports

despite them
being the worst.

Yes! How about
a raffle?

Yes. But in
a hurricane booth,

where someone can grab
the winning ticket.

Yes! And this is where
the music comes in!

(VOCALIZING)

♪ Music, lights and romance
break it down

♪ Got ya heart, got ya heart ♪

(VOCALIZING)

Excuse us.
Nerds brainstorming.

So, what are we going
to raffle off?

I was thinking something
along the lines of...

BOTH: A free summer at camp!

How do they
keep doing that?

Are they psychic
or something?

What?
Of course not!

No psychics here.

What a weird,
emphatic way to answer
a rhetorical question.

This is going
to be great.

People will
be lining up

to enroll at camp
when they see
the celebrity we got.

Who is
this celebrity?

I mean, I know it's not
Michael B. Jordan because he's
filming a movie in New York

on the corner of 56th
and Broadway, and he's

currently on
his lunch break.

How do you
know that?

Because
I am a true fan.

And I have a
Michael B. Cam app
on my phone. Check it out.

Oh, no,
he's eating a chili dog.

That never never
goes well for him.
Oh, no!

So, who is
the celebrity?

Oh... (CHUCKLES)
It's my sweet

Dairy Air.

Wow, I really love
her confidence.

Meet our celebrity...

Dairy Air!

(SQUEALING)

Your celebrity's a pig,
named Diary Air?

And you're
not hearing it?

I found her living on a farm
with some cows, and the smell
there would gag a maggot.

So I said,
"I'm getting you
out of this dairy...

"Air."

Yeah, people will
totally get that.
(FAKE LAUGHS)

(MOUTHING)

I loan her out
to petting zoos, birthday
parties, Hog‐toberfest...

She's become
a pretty big deal in the
greater Moose‐tropolitan area.

Where are we?

You're gonna be a huge draw
and save our camp,
aren't you, girl?

(SQUEALING, GRUNTING)

She's got
a weird look
on her face.

And she's
breathing kinda funny.

Oh. Oh, and so is Michael.

Oh, no, sweetie,
you cannot handle
extra jalapenos.

Michael B. Delicate.

I think something's
seriously wrong with her.

I need to get her to a vet,
but the bus is in the shop.

That's okay.
We'll take Raven's car.

Huh, Raven's car?

Y'all must be talking about
a different Raven.

Please, Raven?
Dairy needs your help.

Okay. Yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My car already smells like
teenager and lobster rolls.

Might as well
pile on some pig.

(NASALLY)
Is the stink bomb ready yet?

(NASALLY)
Almost.

We've got some rotten eggs
to carry the smell,

some vinegar to
really tickle the nose hairs,

and now it's time to add
my secret ingredient.

So, please, look away.

Fine, I'll tell you.

It's cinnamon.

(NASALLY)
Okay, I see what you bring
to the picnic table.

Thank you. That's why they
don't invite me anymore.

A stink bomb like this has
only ever been possible
in theory...

Until now.

Books will be
written about me,

that I'll never read!

That's all great,

but how will we get it
to Camp Champion without
them catching us?

We need someone who's good
at sneaking through the woods.

Oh.

I know a girl.

So you come to me,
on the day of my
camp's open house...

Guys, Dairy is making
some strange noises.
(DAIRY SQUEALING)

It sounds like the time
I swallowed that
tortilla chip sideways.

Remember? It was like...
(GAGGING)

I can't believe you talked me
into letting that thing
in my car.

Um, Dairy is not a thing.
She's a celebrity

who has over
800 followers online.

Which is the
entire population
of Moose Rump.

Plus a couple
hundred weirdos.

Guys! I think I know
what's wrong with the pig.

She's about to be anywhere
from two to seven pigs!

What?
Look! Look!

Dairy's pregnant?

Uh‐oh! They're comin' fast,
and they're comin' slimy.

Raven, get us to a vet!

Chelsea, hold on
to my sweet Dairy Air!

How do you not hear that?

And that is how you turn trash
into trash that makes
people think.

I'm so proud of us.

We are true
garbage people.

That did not
come out like I hoped.

I adore this
piece you made.

What is this
piece you made?

It's an abstract commentary
on mankind's environmental
impact on Mother Earth.

Either that,
or a dog.

Ooh, is this
your self‐portrait?

Nia! That's just
a pile of trash.

Kidding!
It's totally me.

We're friends.
We joke.

This is going to
be so great.

Seriously? It's not enough
that people litter,

now they have to
pile them up in fancy designs?

Wow. This...

Kind of looks like
mankind's environmental impact
on Mother Earth.

Oh, well, bye‐bye!

Okay, guys,
looks like
the coast is clear.

So, where is it?

Gwen said it was
somewhere around...

Here.

This is amazing!

I can't believe she found
a mine shaft that leads
all the way to Camp Champion.

So, where are we
gonna set the stink bomb off?

You were just there.
Where do you think
the best place is?

I'd toss it into
the locker rooms.

No windows. No vents.

No mercy.

Wait. We can't
set it off inside.

The stink could linger
all summer.

And nobody deserves to have
their whole summer ruined.

Yeah, except for
Camp Champion.

Oh, no.

This is my fault.

I never should've made
a stink so powerful.

I was so worried
about whether I could,

I didn't stop
to think if I should.

But this would make us
just as rotten as
the eggs in that...

Oh, come on!

Where did you guys
get all this stuff?

Well, for one,
we disassembled a
broken vending machine.

Also we tinkered
with Chef Jeff's car.

It still has
four wheel drive.

It just doesn't
have four wheels.

Or drive.

Well, how can we help?

Booker and I
don't have
anything to do.

Yeah, we want
to be involved.

After all, we're
Grizzly Bears, too.

Again.
It's just "Grizzlies."

Dude. Let...
It... Go!

Sorry, guys,
but this is
nerd territory.

Yeah, don't worry.
We got it.

Oh. I guess
we're not really
needed then.

Maybe we should
start our own thing.

Yeah, it looks like
this isn't a Grizzly Bear
project after all.

It's okay
when I do it!

(DAIRY AIR SQUEALING)

This little piggy
went wee‐wee‐wee
all over this sweatshirt.

Is that
my new sweatshirt?

Rae,
you're not back here,
you don't know!

We had to make
some hard choices!

Okay, okay, fine.
Can someone at least
hand me my purse, please?

Uh...

Ocupado.

Okay, that's it,
I'm taking over!

(TIRES SCREECH)

(SCREAMING)

Okay, I'm done
taking over!

(SQUEALING, SPLASHES)

(GASPING)

Eww!
It got in my mouth!

(SPITTING)
It got in my mouth!

Okay, I think Dairy
is finally empty.

So we don't need
the vet anymore.

Let's head back
and save my camp.

If Dairy doesn't show,
we can kiss those
new enrollments goodbye.

Done and done.
I'm flipping a U!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Ah! And they said
it couldn't be done.

Who did?

Well, no one.

Shall we?

Oh, no.
It's too big!

It can't be. You know,
we're too smart for that.

The door
must be too small.

Yes.

It is not our fault.

If we couldn't have
seen this coming,
no one could've.

Hey, guys, your thingy
isn't gonna fit through
the door.

What are we going
to do?

Lou's relying on
our entertainment
for the open house

and now we can't even
get it out of the house.

You guys, it's okay.

No, it's not.

We should have just done
what you wanted to do
in the first place.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

We know we kinda
shut you both out.

Like Marie and Pierre

when they discovered radium,
we were so focused on
the results,

we didn't realize
someone might be
getting burned.

Amazing metaphor, Matteo.

I stole it
from a documentary.

I'm a fraud!

Look, you guys can just
join our project instead.

Really?
Yeah.

I mean, we're all
Grizzlies, right?

And Grizzlies stick together.

(WHIMPERS)

I'm sorry,
it's just...

He gets us.

I think it's this way.

Stop! We can't ruin
Camp Champion's
entire summer.

If they buy Kikiwaka,

then summers are ruined
for everyone.

Forever.

Yeah, buddy.
It's happening
and you can't stop it.

Look! Giant mole
in a hat!

Hey!
I created this,

I have to be the one
to destroy it.

(THUDS)

What have
you done?

It burns!

That's the cinnamon.

(GAS HISSING)

It's time to start
the open house
but Lou's not here.

Or our celebrity pig.

Huh, "celebrity pig."

This is my life.

Where is Dairy Air?

Kyle came
to see a pig

and Kyle gets
what Kyle wants!

Right, Mommy?

We've got to get started.
This is about to get ugly.

Parents! Future campers!

Welcome to
Camp Kikiwaka!

Arts and Crafts are
a big part of our summers,

so please join us
for an art exhibit

that presents
a very hard truth.

Our world is
a raging dumpster fire.

...of creative energy.

Come on, everybody.

Right in the mess hall.
Come on.

Where's the art?

You told Kyle
there would be art

and Kyle doesn't
like fibbers.

Mommy, juice me!

There was art.

Okay? We promise.

Gwen! Do you know
what happened to
all the artwork in here?

I didn't see any artwork.

Just weirdly
arranged trash.

And something
that looked like a dog.

Aw, you got it.

All right, folks.
Change of plans.

Back outside.

Kyle is not impressed.

Nia does not
wanna hear it.

All right, everyone, uh,
we had a little setback,
but it's okay.

We're just gonna
jump right into
the raffle!

Due to technical difficulties,
the raffle is canceled.

No pig, no art,
and no raffle.

This is really going
to hurt enrollments.

We're gonna
lose the camp!

We still have
a good crowd.

I know we can
turn this around.

Run!

The stink
is coming!

The cinnamon's
the worst part!

(HISSING)

Uh, there's a weird
green cloud out there.

(COUGHING)

And it kinda
smells like Finn

laid another Finn.

Sweet Shakespeare
on a Sunday.

We have to
do something.

People are going
to start leaving
the open house.

What kind of
place is this?

If it's not snake pits
or evil forests,

it's a body‐odor tornado.

Wait, this may
sound a little crazy,

but is there any way we can
use your windy phone booth
to help with this?

Wait...
He's right.

We can put it by the door,
turn off the blower

and crank up the intake.

It should suck
the cloud right in.

The open house
could be saved!

Yes, that is exactly
what I was thinking.

And definitely
not hiding in it
to save ourselves.

Ready?

One... Two...
Three!

(WHIRRING)

It's working!

You guys did it!

Kyle hates
this place!

And when Kyle is unhappy,
the world weeps.

But look, guys,
nobody is signing up
for camp next summer.

Okay, guys, it's time.

Let's share our project
and save Kikiwaka.

Everyone,
listen up.

Okay. Uh...

We get that things today
haven't gone as planned,

but that's what we love
about this camp.

Every day's an adventure.

I can safely say
I haven't been bored once.

Terrified, yes.

Bored, never.

Kikiwaka is
the best place
on Earth.

It's where
all my friends are.

Old...

And new.

He means me.

I'm the new!

It's the only place
we'd ever want to
spend the summer.

And we know if
you give it a chance,

you'll have the summer
of your life here, too.

(WE OWN THE SUMMER
PLAYING)

(CHEERING)

GIRL: Okay...

♪ Dance party on the wifi

♪ Got that perfect playlist

♪ Count down till we go live

♪ Dressed up like we're famous

♪ Don't matter now
If we're hangin' home

♪ 'Cause we're making memories
Over the phone

♪ Although we're apart
We're not alone

♪ Oh

♪ Staying up all night
Talk, text till whenever

♪ We're gonna be all right
'Cause we own the summer

♪ Making the best of times
Look back and remember

♪ What a ride, yeah
What a ride

♪ 'Cause we own the summer

♪ Oh

♪ Yeah, we own the summer

♪ Oh

♪ Yeah, we own the summer ♪

(ALL CHEERING)

I am so proud
of you guys!

Me too.
You guys pulled this off

even without
my famous Dairy Air.

Okay,

now I am hearing it.

ALL: Bye.

Miss you.
Stay in touch.

(BOTH GRUNTING) Rawr!

Well, my work here is done.
You're a real Grizzly now.

So don't be
surprised if you
see sunsets differently,

or songs make you cry
that didn't used to.

I think I'm leaving
at the right time.

Thank you guys so much
for all of your help
with open house.

I just crunched the numbers
and we got enough sign‐ups
for camp next year.

(ALL CHEERING)

Guys, this
has been really great.

I can't believe
we have to get
in the car right now.

Just wait
until you see
the backseat.

Hmm.

And, Lou,
thanks for having us.

And, hey, if any of you
are ever in Chicago,

come on by and visit.

(WHOOSHING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(ALL GASPING)

Stink Bomb!
Take cover!

No, not again!

The cinnamon burns!

(ALL SCREAMING
AND CLAMORING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Take it back, Momma!
Take it back! Take it back!

I am taking you back,
sweetheart.

He's homesick.
Don't worry about him.
Come on.