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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,762 --> 00:00:07,266 IN CASE YOU WEREN'T THERE, I GOTTA TELL YA, 2 00:00:07,766 --> 00:00:09,268 LAST SATURDAY NIGHT AT BABYLON WAS... 3 00:00:09,769 --> 00:00:10,770 TO DIE FOR. 4 00:00:16,778 --> 00:00:18,280 WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE SAY SOMETHING? 5 00:00:22,786 --> 00:00:24,788 OKAY. SO IT'S LATE, 6 00:00:25,289 --> 00:00:26,791 AND I'M LEAVING BABYLON, 7 00:00:26,791 --> 00:00:28,293 AND THERE'S THIS REALLY HOT GUY... 8 00:00:39,308 --> 00:00:40,309 AND HE'S LIKE, PERFECT. 9 00:00:42,312 --> 00:00:43,813 HOW PERFECT? 10 00:00:44,314 --> 00:00:46,317 PERFECT. 11 00:00:46,317 --> 00:00:49,321 AND WE END UP... AT MY PLACE. 12 00:00:49,321 --> 00:00:51,823 SO I WORK WITH EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED KIDS, 13 00:00:51,823 --> 00:00:54,827 AND I REALLY LOVE IT. 14 00:00:54,827 --> 00:00:56,830 AND I'M THE CAP- TAIN OF THE GAY WATER POLO TEAM. 15 00:00:57,831 --> 00:00:59,334 YOU'RE REALLY WELL-ROUNDED. 16 00:01:00,835 --> 00:01:03,839 SO WE'RE MAKING OUT, 17 00:01:03,839 --> 00:01:06,343 AND IN MY MIND I'M PIC- TURING HIM IN A SPEEDO WITH THE FLAG ON IT. 18 00:01:08,846 --> 00:01:10,848 SAY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO BRAZIL? 19 00:01:10,848 --> 00:01:12,351 UM, NO. HAVE YOU? 20 00:01:12,351 --> 00:01:14,353 I JUST CAME BACK. IT'S FABULOUS. 21 00:01:15,355 --> 00:01:16,356 GREAT BEACHES, I HEAR. 22 00:01:16,356 --> 00:01:17,857 YEAH. 23 00:01:18,359 --> 00:01:19,860 ONLY, THEY HAVE THESE THINGS. 24 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:21,363 THINGS? 25 00:01:21,863 --> 00:01:23,865 PARASITE THINGS. 26 00:01:23,865 --> 00:01:26,369 THEY LIVE IN THE SAND AND THEY SORT OF... 27 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,372 BURROW THEMSELVES RIGHT UP IN THERE. 28 00:01:29,373 --> 00:01:30,874 HE HAD THEM. 29 00:01:31,376 --> 00:01:34,880 BRAZILIAN BEACH PARASITES IN HIS ASS! 30 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,383 OH, GOD! 31 00:01:37,383 --> 00:01:38,385 WELL, AT LEAST YOU FOUND OUT BEFORE YOU GOT TOO FAR. 32 00:01:39,886 --> 00:01:41,389 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 33 00:01:41,889 --> 00:01:43,391 WE WERE JUST GETTING STARTED. 34 00:01:47,397 --> 00:01:49,899 I FEEL LIKE A 1991 MADONNA VIDEO. 35 00:01:49,899 --> 00:01:51,402 UM, DO YOU HAVE THIS IN A SIZE LARGER? 36 00:01:51,902 --> 00:01:52,403 CAN WE HURRY THIS ALONG? 37 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:55,407 I'VE GOT A BRIDE AND GROOM TO DO IN THE MORNING. 38 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:56,908 SO YOU'RE BI? 39 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:58,411 NO. 40 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,414 THEY'RE DEAD. 41 00:02:00,414 --> 00:02:01,415 CAR CRASH. 42 00:02:04,919 --> 00:02:05,920 YOU WENT HOME WITH... 43 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,423 AN UNDERTAKER, MM-HMM. 44 00:02:07,923 --> 00:02:08,924 I FUCKED AN UNDERTAKER ONCE. 45 00:02:08,924 --> 00:02:10,927 YOU DID? WHEN? 46 00:02:10,927 --> 00:02:13,431 HE TOLD ME SOMETIMES THEY SEW THE MOUTHS SHUT. 47 00:02:16,434 --> 00:02:17,936 WHAT ABOUT YOU, BRIAN? 48 00:02:17,936 --> 00:02:19,438 WHAT'D YOU DO? 49 00:02:31,954 --> 00:02:32,956 I MADE IT AN EARLY EVENING. 50 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:38,463 YOU KNOW, UM, WHEN I GO, 51 00:02:38,463 --> 00:02:40,466 PROMISE YOU WON'T LET THEM SEW MY MOUTH SHUT? 52 00:02:40,466 --> 00:02:41,467 BECAUSE WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN 53 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:42,969 AND I MEET NATALIE WOOD 54 00:02:42,969 --> 00:02:44,971 I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY "NATALIE! IT'S EMMETT! 55 00:02:45,472 --> 00:02:46,474 WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT?" 56 00:02:48,476 --> 00:02:50,479 HEY! 57 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:52,482 SHOULDN'T YOU BOYS BE GETTING TO THE HOSPITAL? 58 00:02:57,988 --> 00:02:59,991 SCHMIDT, TED. 59 00:02:59,991 --> 00:03:01,993 ARE YOU FAMILY? 60 00:03:02,495 --> 00:03:04,497 FRIENDS. UH, WE KNOW HE'S LIKE, IN A COMA AND EVERYTHING, 61 00:03:04,997 --> 00:03:07,501 WE'D JUST LIKE TO BE WITH HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE, IF THAT'S OKAY. 62 00:03:07,501 --> 00:03:08,502 I'LL SEE. 63 00:03:10,004 --> 00:03:12,508 THE NURSE'S STATION. 64 00:03:12,508 --> 00:03:14,510 I USED TO THINK IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH RADIO. 65 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:16,012 "ALL NURSING, ALL THE TIME." 66 00:03:17,013 --> 00:03:18,516 HELLO. 67 00:03:18,516 --> 00:03:20,518 I'M MARGARET SCHMIDT. 68 00:03:20,518 --> 00:03:21,519 I'M TED'S MOTHER. 69 00:03:24,022 --> 00:03:26,526 IF YOU NEED PERMISSION TO SEE HIM, I'LL GIVE IT. 70 00:03:26,526 --> 00:03:29,029 I... I'M SURE HE'D APPRECIATE IT. 71 00:03:29,029 --> 00:03:30,531 I'M MICHAEL. 72 00:03:31,031 --> 00:03:32,534 THIS IS EMMETT AND BRIAN. 73 00:03:32,534 --> 00:03:34,035 WE'RE TED'S FRIENDS. 74 00:03:34,035 --> 00:03:36,038 HE'S STILL IN THE COMA. 75 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:39,543 HE LOOKS LIKE HE DID WHEN HE WAS A BOY. 76 00:03:39,543 --> 00:03:41,044 WHEN HE SLEPT. 77 00:03:43,548 --> 00:03:45,050 THEY DON'T THINK HE'LL COME OUT OF IT. 78 00:03:51,559 --> 00:03:53,060 I SAT BY HIS BED... 79 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:56,064 ALL NIGHT. 80 00:03:56,064 --> 00:03:58,067 ABOUT 5:00 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING IT OCCURRED TO ME... 81 00:04:02,072 --> 00:04:04,576 LOVING SOMEONE'S NOT THE SAME AS KNOWING THEM. 82 00:04:20,095 --> 00:04:21,097 BRIAN! 83 00:04:29,107 --> 00:04:30,109 JUSTIN? 84 00:04:31,611 --> 00:04:32,612 JUSTIN, YOU'RE LATE! 85 00:04:36,618 --> 00:04:38,119 YOU'RE RIGHT. 86 00:04:38,119 --> 00:04:39,621 I'M UP, I'M UP. 87 00:04:39,621 --> 00:04:41,123 YOU GOT 10 MINUTES. 88 00:04:41,123 --> 00:04:43,126 I'M TAKING A SHOWER, OKAY? 89 00:05:21,175 --> 00:05:22,177 I'M OUT OF SHAMPOO. 90 00:05:25,682 --> 00:05:26,683 I'LL GET YOU SOME. 91 00:05:39,199 --> 00:05:41,703 WHO DO YOU THINK IT WAS? 92 00:05:41,703 --> 00:05:44,205 I MEAN, WHO, UH, GAVE HIM THE DRUGS? 93 00:05:44,205 --> 00:05:46,208 I BET IT WAS THAT GUY, BLAKE, WHO WAS CRUISING HIM ALL NIGHT. 94 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:49,212 - THINK WE SHOULD TELL SOMEONE? - NO. 95 00:05:52,216 --> 00:05:54,218 HIS MOM SAID SHE'D CALL US IF THERE WAS ANY CHANGE. 96 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,222 YOU KNOW, HE'S A FIRST. 97 00:05:57,723 --> 00:05:59,726 THE FIRST ALMOST DEAD GUY I SORT OF HAD SEX WITH. 98 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,227 YOU HAD SEX WITH TED? 99 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,230 YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH TED. 100 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,233 WHEN DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH... SORT OF SEX. 101 00:06:05,233 --> 00:06:07,235 AT THIS SEMI-ORGY. 102 00:06:07,235 --> 00:06:09,238 "SEMI"? WHEN? 103 00:06:11,241 --> 00:06:13,744 YOU KNOW, THAT WEEKEND THAT JOHN-JOHN'S PLANE WENT DOWN? 104 00:06:13,744 --> 00:06:17,248 OH, GOD. THEY KEPT SHOWING HIM ON THE BEACH WITH HIS SHIRT OFF. 105 00:06:17,248 --> 00:06:18,751 I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO JERK OFF OR WEEP. 106 00:06:18,751 --> 00:06:20,252 SO DID... 107 00:06:20,252 --> 00:06:21,254 SO DID YOU LIKE, PLAN IT? 108 00:06:22,756 --> 00:06:23,757 IT JUST SORT OF HAPPENED. 109 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,260 THINGS DO. 110 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:32,769 IT WAS SCOTT AND KEVIN, THE TODDS. 111 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:34,772 AND TED SHOWS UP WITH MY TAXES 112 00:06:34,772 --> 00:06:36,774 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WE'RE ALL DOING IT 113 00:06:37,275 --> 00:06:40,278 AND... HE EVEN TRIED TO FUCK ME. 114 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:41,781 HE'S IN THERE! 115 00:06:44,785 --> 00:06:47,789 HIS LIFE'S LIKE THIS DOT ON A SCREEN. 116 00:06:47,789 --> 00:06:48,790 AND IT COULD BE US. 117 00:06:49,290 --> 00:06:50,292 NO, IT COULD NOT BE US. 118 00:06:52,294 --> 00:06:53,797 BECAUSE WE KNOW BETTER. 119 00:06:55,298 --> 00:06:56,801 WE KNOW NOT TO BELIEVE PRETTY LITTLE BLONDE BOYS 120 00:06:56,801 --> 00:06:59,804 WHO TELL YOU THAT "IT'S REALLY GOOD SHIT." 121 00:06:59,804 --> 00:07:01,306 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 122 00:07:02,307 --> 00:07:03,810 TED DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 123 00:07:06,312 --> 00:07:07,815 AND HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU ONLY DO DRUGS WITH YOUR FRIENDS 124 00:07:07,815 --> 00:07:09,818 BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU! 125 00:07:14,323 --> 00:07:16,326 NOW I'VE TO GO TO WORK. 126 00:07:16,326 --> 00:07:17,828 I HAVE TO BE BRILLIANT. 127 00:07:19,329 --> 00:07:21,332 F. SCOTT FITZGERALD. 128 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:24,837 CLASSIC PROFILE, FAMOUSLY HANDSOME. 129 00:07:25,838 --> 00:07:28,341 AND "THE GREAT GATSBY", 130 00:07:28,341 --> 00:07:32,346 WHICH CAPTURES A PARTICULAR AMERICAN YEARNING, 131 00:07:32,346 --> 00:07:33,849 AND WHAT DO I MEAN BY THAT, HMM? 132 00:07:35,852 --> 00:07:37,353 JUSTIN? 133 00:07:40,858 --> 00:07:43,361 UH, YEARNING'S WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING REALLY BADLY. 134 00:07:43,862 --> 00:07:45,363 LIKE... 135 00:07:45,363 --> 00:07:46,866 SO BAD IT HURTS. 136 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:48,869 EXACTLY. 137 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:53,374 IT NEEDS TO HURT TO BE WORTHY OF THE WORD. 138 00:07:53,374 --> 00:07:55,878 OTHERWISE, IT'S JUST WANTING. 139 00:07:55,878 --> 00:07:58,380 AS REPRESENTED IN THE "GATSBY" 140 00:07:58,380 --> 00:08:00,383 BY THE GREEN LIGHT ACROSS THE WATER. 141 00:08:01,886 --> 00:08:04,388 YOU CAN SEE IT BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT. 142 00:08:08,394 --> 00:08:09,896 MR. HOBBS! 143 00:08:11,899 --> 00:08:14,903 MR. HOBBS, ARE YOUR PARENTS REALLY PAYING FOR YOU 144 00:08:14,903 --> 00:08:16,905 TO HAVE ANOTHER TESTOSTERONE OUTBURST? 145 00:08:17,405 --> 00:08:18,407 I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING. 146 00:08:18,407 --> 00:08:19,408 EXACTLY. 147 00:08:19,909 --> 00:08:20,910 BUT YOU WILL BE AFTER SCHOOL. 148 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:21,912 I HAVE FOOTBALL PRACTICE. 149 00:08:22,412 --> 00:08:24,414 NOT TODAY. 150 00:08:24,414 --> 00:08:27,418 TODAY YOU'LL BE CLEANING OUT THE ATHLETIC ROOM. 151 00:08:27,418 --> 00:08:28,921 THE ONLY THING WE FIGHT ABOUT IN THIS ROOM, 152 00:08:28,921 --> 00:08:31,424 MR. HOBBS... 153 00:08:31,925 --> 00:08:33,927 IS INTERPRETATION. 154 00:08:37,431 --> 00:08:39,434 MRS. SCHMIDT, WE'RE GOING TO WORK. 155 00:08:39,434 --> 00:08:41,437 I-IF YOU WANT YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE, IF... 156 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:43,439 THEY SAID HE TOOK AN OVERDOSE 157 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,943 OF A... A DRUG I'VE NEVER HEARD OF. 158 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,946 WELL, H-HE WASN'T A... A DRUG USER. 159 00:08:47,946 --> 00:08:49,447 HE MUST'VE MET SOMEONE THAT NIGHT... 160 00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:52,952 A-AND TOOK HIM HOME. 161 00:08:56,957 --> 00:08:58,459 MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING, MICHAEL? 162 00:08:58,459 --> 00:08:59,961 SURE. 163 00:09:00,963 --> 00:09:03,967 IF MY SON HAD BEEN STRAIGHT, 164 00:09:04,968 --> 00:09:06,971 IF HE HAD TAKEN A WOMAN HOME, 165 00:09:07,471 --> 00:09:09,473 DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD HAVE RUN OFF 166 00:09:09,974 --> 00:09:11,476 AND LEFT HIM THERE TO DIE? 167 00:09:26,496 --> 00:09:27,998 NEED SOME HELP? 168 00:09:28,999 --> 00:09:30,501 THIS SUCKS. 169 00:09:31,002 --> 00:09:33,505 YEAH. THEY NEED YOU AT PRACTICE. 170 00:09:33,505 --> 00:09:35,007 HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY DO? 171 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:37,010 I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T INTO LIKE, SPORTS AND SHIT. 172 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:39,012 SOME. 173 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:42,016 YEAH, WELL, YOU SURE KEEP IT A SECRET. 174 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,019 I'M SUPPOSED TO GET ALL OF THIS SHIT CLEANED UP OUT OF HERE. 175 00:09:47,523 --> 00:09:49,526 WOW, YOU'RE PRETTY STRONG. 176 00:09:49,526 --> 00:09:51,528 THAT'S MY OTHER SECRET. 177 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:54,032 I CAN'T DO THIS FUCKING COPY. 178 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:57,036 EXCUSE ME FOR BARGING IN. 179 00:09:58,537 --> 00:10:00,040 THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. 180 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,541 AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW, 181 00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:03,044 I'M TED'S LAWYER. 182 00:10:03,544 --> 00:10:05,547 SO? 183 00:10:05,547 --> 00:10:07,049 SO YOU NEED TO KNOW TED MADE A LIVING WILL. 184 00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:08,550 UH, DO YOU HAVE ONE? 185 00:10:09,052 --> 00:10:11,054 NO. WELL, YOU SHOULD. 186 00:10:11,054 --> 00:10:13,057 BUT I'M NOT YOUR LAWYER, I'M HIS. 187 00:10:15,059 --> 00:10:17,562 ANYWAY, HE'S MADE YOU RESPONSIBLE. 188 00:10:18,063 --> 00:10:19,565 FOR WHAT? FOR DECIDING, 189 00:10:19,565 --> 00:10:21,067 SHOULD HE EVER BE INCOMPETENT 190 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:23,070 OR UNABLE TO MAKE A DECISION, 191 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:25,073 WHETHER TO BE KEPT ALIVE BY EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES 192 00:10:25,073 --> 00:10:28,076 OR BE PERMITTED TO DIE. 193 00:10:28,076 --> 00:10:30,079 ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT TED WANTS ME TO DECIDE 194 00:10:30,079 --> 00:10:32,082 WHETHER OR NOT TO PULL THE PLUG? 195 00:10:32,082 --> 00:10:33,583 I TRIED TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT. 196 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:35,086 AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT THIS? 197 00:10:35,086 --> 00:10:36,087 IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG. 198 00:10:36,087 --> 00:10:38,590 YEAH, IT DOES. 199 00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:42,095 I'M THIS SECRET YOU TWO HAVE BEEN SHARING. 200 00:10:42,595 --> 00:10:44,097 WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME? 201 00:10:44,598 --> 00:10:46,100 I WAS HOPING I WOULDN'T HAVE TO. 202 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:47,601 THAT THE SITUATION WOULD NEVER ARISE. 203 00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:50,105 WELL, IT HAS! IT'S ARISEN NOW. 204 00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:52,108 AND NOW YOU KNOW. 205 00:11:15,138 --> 00:11:18,642 SUZANNE SHEPLEY, BIG WHORE. 206 00:11:18,642 --> 00:11:20,144 SHE'LL BLOW YOU, BUT SHE WON'T FUCK 207 00:11:20,144 --> 00:11:22,147 IF YOU'RE IN THIS SCHOOL. 208 00:11:22,147 --> 00:11:23,148 ONLY IF YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, 209 00:11:23,148 --> 00:11:24,650 PREFERABLY CATHOLIC. 210 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,152 SHE SEEMED LIKE A DYKE TO ME. 211 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,155 NO, MAN, SHE'S NOT A DYKE. 212 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,656 SHE'S A WHORE. 213 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,659 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 214 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:39,169 SO YOU KNOW MARY FRANCES COTTALLUTTO? 215 00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:43,175 SO SHE COMES OVER TO INTERVIEW ME FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER, 216 00:11:43,175 --> 00:11:46,178 ABOUT BEING THIS GREAT ATHLETE AND SHIT. 217 00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:49,182 AND IT'S 4:00 O'CLOCK AND MY MOM WON'T BE HOME TILL 6:00. 218 00:11:51,685 --> 00:11:53,688 SO I TELL HER WHAT A TOUCHDOWN IS LIKE, 219 00:11:54,189 --> 00:11:55,690 SHE GRABS MY DICK. 220 00:11:55,690 --> 00:11:59,195 NO. OH YEAH, SHE WENT FOR IT. 221 00:11:59,195 --> 00:12:01,198 NOT ONLY THAT, 222 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:03,201 SHE UNZIPS MY FLY. 223 00:12:04,202 --> 00:12:05,703 SHE'S GOT MY DICK, 224 00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:09,709 AND SHE'S GOT ALL THESE RINGS ON. 225 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:12,713 AND THEY'RE COLD, BUT HER HAND'S WARM. 226 00:12:12,713 --> 00:12:15,717 AND SHE'S RUBBING 227 00:12:15,717 --> 00:12:17,719 AND RUBBING. 228 00:12:17,719 --> 00:12:19,222 OH YEAH. 229 00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:23,227 AND THEN SHE'S GOT TO GO HOME. 230 00:12:24,228 --> 00:12:27,732 YOU KNOW, AND I'M THERE. 231 00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:30,736 AND I'M... 232 00:12:31,237 --> 00:12:32,739 YOU'RE HARD. 233 00:13:25,808 --> 00:13:27,311 SHIT. 234 00:13:30,815 --> 00:13:32,317 SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING? 235 00:13:32,317 --> 00:13:34,320 I, UH, I AM WORKING, MR. HORNER. 236 00:13:37,324 --> 00:13:40,828 HEY, GUYS. HEY. 237 00:13:41,329 --> 00:13:43,832 HOW COME I CAN'T GET MY GLUTES TO LOOK LIKE THAT? 238 00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:45,834 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT PROPERLY VISUALIZING THE MUSCLE GROUP. 239 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,337 OH, I'M VISUALIZING IT ALL RIGHT. 240 00:13:47,337 --> 00:13:48,338 ON MY FACE. 241 00:13:55,847 --> 00:13:57,350 WHY ME? 242 00:13:58,351 --> 00:13:59,853 WHY NOT HIS MOTHER? 243 00:14:00,354 --> 00:14:02,356 WHY NOT YOU? 244 00:14:02,356 --> 00:14:04,359 I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING. 245 00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:05,860 WHO, IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, 246 00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,863 WOULD GIVE ME POWER OF LIFE AND DEATH? 247 00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:09,365 I COULDN'T DO IT, EITHER. 248 00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:10,367 I DON'T EVEN LIKE TED. 249 00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:13,371 OH, COME ON, YOU DO SO. 250 00:14:13,371 --> 00:14:15,373 WELL, NOT ENOUGH TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS FUCKING LIFE! 251 00:14:15,373 --> 00:14:17,376 WELL, HE MUST HAVE WANTED YOU FOR A REASON. 252 00:14:17,376 --> 00:14:18,877 MAYBE HE'S SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. 253 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:22,883 I LOVE YOU. I'M COMATOSE. KILL ME. 254 00:14:25,887 --> 00:14:27,889 IT'S NOT OVER YET, BRIAN. HE COULD STILL WAKE UP. 255 00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:32,896 CHRIS? 256 00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:34,398 NO WAY! 257 00:14:34,398 --> 00:14:36,401 THEN DON'T BELIEVE ME. 258 00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:39,905 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH THAT BRIAN GUY. 259 00:14:41,907 --> 00:14:43,910 ME AND CHRIS? 260 00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,913 THAT'S NOT LOVE, DAPH. 261 00:14:45,913 --> 00:14:47,415 THAT'S JUST FUCKING. 262 00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:51,420 OH, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS DETENTION. 263 00:14:51,921 --> 00:14:53,923 JUSTIN? 264 00:14:53,923 --> 00:14:55,426 I GOTTA GO. 265 00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:00,932 HEY, MRS. TAYLOR. HI, DAPHNE. 266 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,938 DIDN'T YOU HAVE ART CLUB THIS AFTERNOON? 267 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,940 I QUIT ART CLUB. 268 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,443 YOU LOVE ART CLUB. 269 00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:09,444 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 270 00:15:09,944 --> 00:15:11,447 SINCE WHEN? 271 00:15:11,447 --> 00:15:12,948 JUST LAST WEEK... 272 00:15:12,948 --> 00:15:14,951 YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME! 273 00:15:14,951 --> 00:15:16,953 A WEEK'S LIKE A LONG TIME, 274 00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:18,456 THINGS CAN CHANGE IN A WEEK. 275 00:15:22,961 --> 00:15:24,964 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW I'M GOING TO NIKETOWN. 276 00:15:24,964 --> 00:15:26,966 BUT, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT INTERESTED IN THAT EITHER. 277 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,470 WHEN? NOW. 278 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,973 AND YOU CAN DRIVE. 279 00:15:54,002 --> 00:15:56,004 WHAT? 280 00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:57,507 JUST THAT THING YOU DO WITH YOUR HANDS. 281 00:15:57,507 --> 00:15:58,508 LIKE THIS. 282 00:15:58,508 --> 00:15:59,509 I DO THAT, HUH? 283 00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:01,011 YEAH, YOU DO. 284 00:16:01,011 --> 00:16:02,012 WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW. 285 00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:04,516 YEAH. 286 00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:12,025 PEOPLE WAKE UP FROM COMAS, SWEETHEART. 287 00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:15,530 YEAH, SURE. 288 00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:17,533 YOUR UNCLE VIC, HOW LONG WAS HE IN HIS? 289 00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:20,036 NINE DAYS? TEN. 290 00:16:20,537 --> 00:16:23,040 AND I THOUGHT I'D LOST HIM, 291 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,542 I COULDN'T TELL YOUR GRANDMOTHER IT WAS AIDS AT THE TIME 292 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,043 BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T HAVE DEALT WITH IT. 293 00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,045 I WANTED TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THE WHITE LIGHT, 294 00:16:27,045 --> 00:16:28,547 AND THE... THE TUNNEL, 295 00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:32,552 AND, AND, AND, DID AUNT THERESA GET TO HEAVEN? 296 00:16:32,552 --> 00:16:34,054 FIRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH, "DID I MISS THE GOLDEN GLOBES?" 297 00:16:41,063 --> 00:16:42,566 SO HOW IS HE? 298 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,568 THE SAME. 299 00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:46,571 NO CHANGE. 300 00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:50,075 I'M GOING TO GO BACK A LITTLE LATER. 301 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,577 I THOUGHT I'D TAKE SOMETHING TO HIS MOM. 302 00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:02,592 WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 303 00:17:04,093 --> 00:17:05,596 TURKEY MEAT LOAF. 304 00:17:06,597 --> 00:17:09,100 LEMON BARS. THEY'RE GREAT TODAY. 305 00:17:11,603 --> 00:17:12,605 YOU'RE A GOOD DRIVER. 306 00:17:13,606 --> 00:17:14,607 BETTER THAN YOU. 307 00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:21,115 OKAY, SLOW DOWN. THIS IS A BIT TOO FAST. 308 00:17:21,115 --> 00:17:23,118 THIS IS NORMAL. 309 00:17:23,118 --> 00:17:25,121 AND YOU JUST SAID I WAS A GOOD DRIVER. 310 00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:28,125 WHAT? 311 00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:30,127 NOTHING. 312 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:33,632 IT'S JUST NICE, YOU LAUGHED. 313 00:17:34,132 --> 00:17:35,635 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 314 00:17:37,136 --> 00:17:39,640 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU COULD GET ANOTHER CAR. 315 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,643 LET ME HAVE THIS FOR SCHOOL. 316 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,144 OH, JUST HAND IT OVER, HUH? 317 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,148 I WAS 20 BEFORE I HAD A CAR. 318 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:47,651 I WAS GOING OUT WITH JAY McLAUGHLIN. 319 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,153 HE COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR FATHER. 320 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,156 THAT'S STUPID, I WOULDN'T BE ME. 321 00:17:52,156 --> 00:17:53,658 HE WAS MY FIRST REAL BOYFRIEND. 322 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,160 I'D BE TOTALLY SOMEONE ELSE. 323 00:17:55,661 --> 00:17:57,162 LEARNED WITH HIM WHAT A KISSREALLY WAS. 324 00:17:57,162 --> 00:17:59,165 GROSS. 325 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,168 DON'T TELL ME, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 326 00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:04,172 WELL, NOW YOU DO. 327 00:18:09,178 --> 00:18:10,179 SO, DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, JUSTIN? 328 00:18:19,191 --> 00:18:21,695 YOU CAN TELL ME, I PROMISE YOU I WON'T TELL YOUR FATHER. 329 00:18:21,695 --> 00:18:22,696 I DON'T. 330 00:18:23,196 --> 00:18:24,198 THEN WHO'S BRIAN? 331 00:18:33,209 --> 00:18:34,712 JUSTIN. JUSTIN! 332 00:18:55,238 --> 00:18:57,241 MRS. SCHMIDT? 333 00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:01,747 MICHAEL. 334 00:19:01,747 --> 00:19:03,750 I DON'T MEAN TO BUG YOU, UH, I BROUGHT YOU THIS. 335 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,752 IT'S FROM MY MOM. 336 00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:08,255 MEAT LOAF, LEMON BARS. 337 00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:09,758 THE LEMON BARS ARE REALLY GOOD. 338 00:19:12,762 --> 00:19:15,766 WELL, THERE'S, UM, STILL NO CHANGE. 339 00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:18,268 THEY'RE WATCHING AND WAITING. SO... 340 00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:20,271 I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A SMALL BREAK. 341 00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:21,773 I'M SURE YOU COULD USE ONE. 342 00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:26,279 HE MENTIONED A MICHAEL. 343 00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:29,283 I SAID, UM, 344 00:19:29,283 --> 00:19:31,786 "TELL ME THE NAME OF ONE SPECIAL FRIEND." 345 00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:34,289 AND HE SAID "WELL, THERE'S A MICHAEL." 346 00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:37,794 THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD, DEAR. 347 00:19:39,296 --> 00:19:41,298 I'LL, UH, STAY A BIT LONGER 348 00:19:41,298 --> 00:19:43,301 AND THEN I'LL GO TO HIS CONDO TONIGHT. 349 00:19:43,301 --> 00:19:45,805 HIS... CONDO? 350 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:48,809 OH, FOR PYJAMAS. 351 00:19:48,809 --> 00:19:50,310 I DON'T KNOW IF HE EVEN WEARS THEM. 352 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,313 BUT, IF HE DOES, 353 00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:53,815 HE'LL NEED THEM WHEN, UH... 354 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,330 TORSO. 355 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,832 IT'S ME. 356 00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,334 OH MY GOD, IS HE DEAD? 357 00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:10,837 NO. BUT HE'S GOING TO WISH HE WAS 358 00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:11,839 WHEN HE FINDS OUT HIS MOM'S GOING TO HIS CONDO TONIGHT, 359 00:20:12,339 --> 00:20:13,841 FOR PYJAMAS! OH SHIT! 360 00:20:13,841 --> 00:20:15,343 WHAT IF SHE FINDS HIS PORN? 361 00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:17,345 AND HIS MAGAZINES! 362 00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:19,348 AND REMEMBER HIS 33rd BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR? 363 00:20:20,851 --> 00:20:22,352 WHEN WE GAVE HIM THOSE 33 DILDOS, 364 00:20:22,352 --> 00:20:23,854 THAT WAS HILARIOUS. 365 00:20:23,854 --> 00:20:25,356 WELL IT'S NOT SO FUNNY ANY MORE. 366 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:26,858 WE'VE GOT TO GO THERE AND FIND ALL 33. 367 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,361 WAIT! WHAT? 368 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,364 WHAT IF HE'S GIVEN SOME AS HOSTESS GIFTS? 369 00:20:39,374 --> 00:20:40,877 I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 370 00:20:40,877 --> 00:20:42,378 YOU HAVE TIME TO KISS YOUR SON. 371 00:20:54,394 --> 00:20:55,896 HEY, HONEY! HIS BATH'S READY. 372 00:20:56,396 --> 00:20:58,399 OH. 373 00:20:58,399 --> 00:20:59,902 DID WE KNOW HE WAS COMING? 374 00:20:59,902 --> 00:21:01,904 NO, WE DID NOT KNOW. 375 00:21:01,904 --> 00:21:04,407 WELL, IT'D BE NICE IF YOU'D CALL FIRST. 376 00:21:04,407 --> 00:21:05,909 AS I SAID, HIS BATH'S READY, 377 00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:06,911 SO IF YOU WANT ME TO TAKE HIM... 378 00:21:06,911 --> 00:21:09,413 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT TED WANTS! 379 00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:10,916 I'M NOT DOING IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 380 00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,919 OH-H. I TOLD HIM YOU'D BE THIS WAY. 381 00:21:12,919 --> 00:21:14,420 HE HAS A MOTHER. 382 00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:16,924 YEAH, WOULD YOU WISH THIS ON YOURS? 383 00:21:17,424 --> 00:21:18,926 HE HAS BETTER FRIENDS. 384 00:21:18,926 --> 00:21:20,428 WELL THAT'S FOR GODDAMN SURE. 385 00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:21,930 MELANIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE... 386 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:23,432 LOOK, DID I BARGE IN HERE AT BATH TIME? 387 00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:24,934 WAS THAT ME? 388 00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:26,436 FUCK BATH TIME AND FUCK YOU! 389 00:21:26,436 --> 00:21:27,437 HEY, FUCK YOU. 390 00:21:27,437 --> 00:21:29,440 JUST STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU! 391 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,441 SO LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. FIND SOMEBODY ELSE. 392 00:21:30,441 --> 00:21:33,445 HIS MOMMY, OR MICHAEL, 393 00:21:33,445 --> 00:21:34,947 OR MADONNA, I DON'T CARE WHO! 394 00:21:34,947 --> 00:21:35,949 BUT HE CHOSE YOU. 395 00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:37,450 WELL, HE CHOSE WRONG. 396 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:38,451 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO HIM. 397 00:21:38,953 --> 00:21:40,454 I SAID BRIAN IS NOT THE PERSON 398 00:21:40,454 --> 00:21:42,457 YOU WANT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR LIFE. 399 00:21:42,457 --> 00:21:44,960 HE'S A SELFISH, NARCISSISTIC, LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT. 400 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,962 AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 401 00:21:45,962 --> 00:21:47,463 IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU SUCK COCK, 402 00:21:47,463 --> 00:21:49,466 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE FUCKING COWARD! 403 00:21:49,466 --> 00:21:51,970 SO GO. GET OUT. NOW! 404 00:22:06,989 --> 00:22:08,992 YOU HAD NO RIGHT TALKING TO HIM THAT WAY. 405 00:22:10,493 --> 00:22:11,996 NO RIGHT? 406 00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:13,497 TED IS LYING THERE, 407 00:22:13,497 --> 00:22:15,500 ON LIFE SUPPORT. 408 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,502 HE IS PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO WAKE UP 409 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,006 AND HE IS DEPENDING ON BRIAN TO SHOW HIM THE DECENCY, 410 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,009 THE KINDNESS, TO RELEASE HIM. 411 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,512 THAT'S ALL THE MORE REASON TO BE KIND. 412 00:22:26,014 --> 00:22:28,517 AFTER ALL, HE'S THE ONE WHO HAS TO DO IT. 413 00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:30,019 THINK HOW HARD IT MUST BE. 414 00:22:30,019 --> 00:22:32,522 OR IF IT WERE ONE OF US. 415 00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:34,525 IF IT WAS ME LYING THERE AND YOU HAD TO PULL THE PLUG. 416 00:22:37,529 --> 00:22:40,032 I'M NOT SURE I COULD. 417 00:22:40,032 --> 00:22:42,035 MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO ANGRY AT HIM. 418 00:22:42,035 --> 00:22:43,536 BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF IT WERE YOU, 419 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,539 YOU'D BE AS SCARED AND ANGRY AS HE IS. 420 00:23:56,132 --> 00:23:58,134 SHE KNOWS. MY MOM KNOWS. 421 00:23:58,134 --> 00:23:59,136 HOLY SHIT. 422 00:23:59,136 --> 00:24:00,137 I'VE GOT TO FIND BRIAN. 423 00:24:00,137 --> 00:24:01,638 WHAT FOR? 424 00:24:01,638 --> 00:24:02,140 HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO. 425 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,641 LIKE HE CARES. 426 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:05,143 HE WANTS ME. 427 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:06,145 HOW CAN YOU TELL? 428 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,648 BECAUSE I CAN! 429 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,149 I'M GOING TO LIVE WITH HIM. 430 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:10,650 I'M GOING TO BE WITH HIM. 431 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,153 YOU'LL SEE. 432 00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:13,154 NOW, PLEASE, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME. 433 00:24:13,154 --> 00:24:15,657 I'M GROUNDED. 434 00:24:15,657 --> 00:24:16,658 MY MOM SAID SHE'D BETTER COME HOME 435 00:24:16,658 --> 00:24:18,661 AND FIND ME READING TONI MORRISON. 436 00:24:24,168 --> 00:24:26,171 WELL, THEY DON'T GET HOME UNTIL 7:00. 437 00:24:27,172 --> 00:24:28,674 AND YOU DO BEAT "BELOVED". 438 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:42,692 THAT'S BETTER. 439 00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:44,695 I'M ALWAYS TELLING HIM NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE NEEDS TO BE CENTRED. 440 00:24:45,196 --> 00:24:47,198 WE CAN REDECORATE LATER. HIS MOTHER'S COMING! 441 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,201 POPPERS. 442 00:24:49,201 --> 00:24:50,202 OOP! 443 00:24:50,202 --> 00:24:52,705 CHEDDAR, BRIE. 444 00:24:52,705 --> 00:24:54,208 I DON'T THINK THERE ARE PARTICULARLY STRONG SHAME ISSUES 445 00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:55,209 ATTACHED TO CHEESE, MICHAEL. 446 00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:57,211 FINE! WHATEVER. 447 00:24:57,211 --> 00:24:58,713 YOU CHECK OUT THE BEDROOM, I'LL WORK OUT HERE. 448 00:24:58,713 --> 00:25:00,215 OKAY. 449 00:25:06,723 --> 00:25:08,726 FALCON... FALCON... 450 00:25:10,729 --> 00:25:12,731 "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"? HE MASTURBATES TO MEG RYAN AND TOM HANKS? 451 00:25:12,731 --> 00:25:14,234 OW! 452 00:25:14,234 --> 00:25:15,735 FOUND 'EM! GOD! 453 00:25:16,736 --> 00:25:18,239 JESUS, LOOK AT THIS ONE! 454 00:25:18,239 --> 00:25:19,740 HAH! 455 00:25:23,245 --> 00:25:25,248 TOUCHE! IN THIS CASE, TUSHY. 456 00:25:25,248 --> 00:25:27,251 WHEW! HAH! HAH! 457 00:25:30,755 --> 00:25:32,257 HAH, HAH! 458 00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:36,763 DEAD! RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART! 459 00:25:36,763 --> 00:25:38,265 ALL RIGHT, THERE'S LIKE, A MILLION OF THEM IN THERE 460 00:25:38,765 --> 00:25:39,266 AND WE'VE GOT TO FIND THEM ALL. 461 00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:41,269 WE MUST. 462 00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:54,286 MICHAEL? 463 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:57,790 COME HERE. 464 00:26:24,825 --> 00:26:26,828 SHIT! FUCK! 465 00:26:27,329 --> 00:26:28,831 BRIAN! 466 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,836 BRIAN! 467 00:26:32,836 --> 00:26:34,338 SHUT UP! 468 00:26:36,841 --> 00:26:38,844 JUSTIN, I'VE GOT TO GO HOME. 469 00:26:38,844 --> 00:26:41,347 BUT I, I HAVE TO FIND HIM. 470 00:26:41,347 --> 00:26:42,849 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE CRAZY LADY? 471 00:26:42,849 --> 00:26:44,351 WHAT CRAZY LADY? 472 00:26:44,852 --> 00:26:46,354 YOU KNOW, THE WEIRD ONE FROM THE DINER. 473 00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:47,855 YOU MEAN DEBBIE? 474 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:53,363 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS? 475 00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:54,865 I THINK IT MEANS HE LIKES YOU. 476 00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:57,368 I THINK IT MEANS HE LOVES ME. 477 00:26:59,871 --> 00:27:01,874 KIND OF FLATTERING, IN A WAY. 478 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:03,876 HE COLLECTS YOU THE WAY YOU COLLECT COMICS. 479 00:27:05,379 --> 00:27:07,381 IT'S JUST THAT... 480 00:27:07,381 --> 00:27:09,384 ALL THIS TIME I... I NEVER KNEW. 481 00:27:11,887 --> 00:27:13,389 THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER. 482 00:27:14,891 --> 00:27:18,396 LIKE, DID YOU KNOW... 483 00:27:18,396 --> 00:27:20,398 I USED TO WALK DOWN THE STREET IN HAZELHURST, MISSISSIPPI, 484 00:27:20,398 --> 00:27:22,401 AND THE POSTMAN WOULD SPIT AT ME? 485 00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,408 I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY FATHER WAS BORN. 486 00:27:28,409 --> 00:27:30,912 OR EVEN WHO HE IS. 487 00:27:34,917 --> 00:27:36,920 I SAT WITH MY DEAD GRANDMA FOR AN HOUR 488 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,423 AND HELD HER HAND 489 00:27:39,423 --> 00:27:41,426 BEFORE I TOLD ANYONE SHE WAS DEAD. 490 00:27:45,931 --> 00:27:47,434 HOW COME WE NEVER TELL EACH OTHER THESE THINGS, HUH? 491 00:27:51,439 --> 00:27:52,940 DON'T TELL ME. 492 00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:54,443 BRIAN. AM I RIGHT? 493 00:27:57,447 --> 00:27:59,950 COME ON IN, I'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH. 494 00:27:59,950 --> 00:28:01,452 I ACTUALLY JUST NEED TO KNOW... AND DON'T TALK. 495 00:28:01,452 --> 00:28:03,455 I CAN FIGURE IT ALL OUT. 496 00:28:05,957 --> 00:28:07,960 HAVE A SEAT, HONEY. RIGHT THERE. 497 00:28:14,969 --> 00:28:15,971 MICHAEL? 498 00:28:15,971 --> 00:28:17,473 IT'S ME. 499 00:28:17,973 --> 00:28:19,476 YOU'VE GOT MAIL. 500 00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,982 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, 501 00:28:24,982 --> 00:28:26,985 MELANIE FEELS TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID. 502 00:28:28,988 --> 00:28:30,490 DO YOU THINK I CARE? 503 00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:32,493 LOOK, IT'S UPSETTING FOR ALL OF US. 504 00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:33,494 BUT AT A TIME LIKE THIS, WE COULD TRY 505 00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,497 SHOWING A LITTLE COMPASSION. 506 00:28:35,497 --> 00:28:37,499 ESPECIALLY FOR TED. 507 00:28:39,001 --> 00:28:40,503 IS THERE ANY WORD? 508 00:28:40,503 --> 00:28:42,005 THE MACHINES SAY HE'S STILL ALIVE. 509 00:28:42,506 --> 00:28:44,007 POOR GUY. 510 00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:47,011 WHAT ABOUT US? 511 00:28:49,515 --> 00:28:51,517 WE DON'T HAVE ANY BEEPS OR WIRES 512 00:28:51,517 --> 00:28:53,019 WITH LITTLE WHITE DOTS TELLING US WE'RE ALIVE, 513 00:28:53,019 --> 00:28:55,523 SO HOW DO WE KNOW? 514 00:28:55,523 --> 00:28:57,525 I GUESS WE JUST TAKE EACH OTHER'S WORD. 515 00:28:57,525 --> 00:28:59,027 MAYBE WE KNOW 516 00:28:59,027 --> 00:29:01,029 FROM WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT FROM US. 517 00:29:01,029 --> 00:29:03,032 I MEAN, TAKE GUS. 518 00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:06,036 HE NEEDS ME TO FEED HIM, TO CHANGE HIM. 519 00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:10,041 KNOWING THAT TELLS ME I'M ALIVE. 520 00:29:11,544 --> 00:29:13,045 SO FOR ME, RIGHT NOW, IT'S HIM. 521 00:29:14,548 --> 00:29:15,549 WHAT ABOUT ME? 522 00:29:17,551 --> 00:29:19,053 TED NEEDS YOU NOW. 523 00:29:22,057 --> 00:29:23,559 SO MAYBE THAT'S WHAT TELLS YOU YOU'RE ALIVE. 524 00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:29,567 YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING. 525 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:31,069 WHATEVER IT IS. 526 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,575 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 527 00:29:57,604 --> 00:29:59,105 FUCK YOU. 528 00:30:01,108 --> 00:30:02,610 FUCK YOU. 529 00:30:05,614 --> 00:30:08,117 FUCK YOU. 530 00:30:08,117 --> 00:30:10,621 FOR GOING HOME WITH SOME TWEAKEDOUT LITTLE TWINKIE 531 00:30:10,621 --> 00:30:12,623 AND THINKING YOU GOT LUCKY. 532 00:30:18,631 --> 00:30:20,133 DID HE LET YOU EAT HIS ASS? 533 00:30:23,137 --> 00:30:24,639 DID HE LET YOU SUCK HIS COCK? 534 00:30:28,143 --> 00:30:29,646 WELL, I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT. 535 00:30:33,651 --> 00:30:36,154 AND FUCK YOU FOR CHOOSING ME. 536 00:30:38,657 --> 00:30:40,159 I OUGHT TO LET YOU LIE HERE FOREVER. 537 00:30:40,159 --> 00:30:41,661 HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT? 538 00:30:47,168 --> 00:30:48,670 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 539 00:30:57,682 --> 00:31:00,185 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO BAD-LOOKING. 540 00:31:02,188 --> 00:31:04,190 IN FACT... 541 00:31:05,693 --> 00:31:07,194 YOU LOOK BETTER LIKE THIS. 542 00:31:09,197 --> 00:31:10,699 YOU SHOULD DIE MORE OFTEN. 543 00:31:13,703 --> 00:31:15,205 OR LIVE. 544 00:31:16,707 --> 00:31:18,208 SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SAY YES. 545 00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:24,216 YES, I'LL DO IT. 546 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:28,222 I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT. 547 00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:30,725 WHAT YOU NEED. 548 00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:35,231 BUT DON'T THINK IT'S FOR YOU. 549 00:31:35,231 --> 00:31:36,733 IT'S NOT. 550 00:31:39,236 --> 00:31:40,738 IT'S FOR ME. 551 00:32:26,297 --> 00:32:27,800 JESUS! 552 00:32:28,801 --> 00:32:31,304 THIS IS MY HOUSE. 553 00:32:31,304 --> 00:32:32,806 YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN. GO HOME! I CAN'T. 554 00:32:32,806 --> 00:32:34,809 WHAT? 555 00:32:34,809 --> 00:32:37,312 I CAN'T. MY MOM KNOWS. 556 00:32:37,813 --> 00:32:39,314 WELL SHE CAN GO TO MY P-FLAG GROUP AT THE CENTRE, 557 00:32:39,314 --> 00:32:40,817 EVERY OTHER TUESDAY. 558 00:32:40,817 --> 00:32:41,317 I'LL GET HER A T-SHIRT AND A BUTTON. 559 00:32:41,317 --> 00:32:42,819 MA, PLEASE! 560 00:32:42,819 --> 00:32:43,821 "MA, PLEASE" WHAT? 561 00:32:43,821 --> 00:32:45,322 I AM PROUD TO HAVE A GAY SON. 562 00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:46,825 WE KNOW. 563 00:32:46,825 --> 00:32:48,827 AND BROTHER. THANKS, SIS. 564 00:32:49,327 --> 00:32:50,329 I'VE ALWAYS SAID IT ISN'T WHO YOU LOVE, 565 00:32:50,830 --> 00:32:52,331 IT'S HOW YOU LOVE. 566 00:32:52,331 --> 00:32:55,335 GENITALIA IS SIMPLY GOD'S WAY OF ACCESSORIZING. 567 00:32:55,335 --> 00:32:56,337 THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU 568 00:32:56,838 --> 00:32:58,840 AND THE GAY MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD. 569 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,342 THIS IS ABOUT BRIAN'S ONENIGHT STAND. 570 00:33:00,843 --> 00:33:01,844 NOT JUST ONE! 571 00:33:01,844 --> 00:33:02,846 DON'T BET ON IT. 572 00:33:02,846 --> 00:33:04,347 AND WHO HERE EVEN CARES? 573 00:33:04,848 --> 00:33:06,851 I DO! 574 00:33:07,351 --> 00:33:10,355 MY DAD THREATENED TO DISOWN ME. HE CALLED ME A BIG QUEER. 575 00:33:10,355 --> 00:33:11,356 HE DIDN'T HIT YOU, DID HE? 576 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:12,859 OH, COME ON, UNCLE VIC. 577 00:33:12,859 --> 00:33:13,860 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT? 578 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,863 THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO SEE BRIAN. 579 00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:16,864 HE'LL LET ME STAY WITH HIM. 580 00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:18,867 I DON'T THINK SO. 581 00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:20,368 WELL THEN... 582 00:33:20,368 --> 00:33:21,369 I'LL GO TO NEW YORK. 583 00:33:21,369 --> 00:33:22,872 I'LL BECOME A HUSTLER 584 00:33:22,872 --> 00:33:24,874 AND I'LL SELL MY BODY TO GROSS, OLD HOMOS. 585 00:33:26,376 --> 00:33:27,377 I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS. 586 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,381 SAVE HIM THE TRAIN FARE. 587 00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,886 I'M GOING TO THROW UP. I'VE GOTTA VOMIT... 588 00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:36,389 UPSTAIRS BATHROOM. THE ONE FOR GUESTS AND DRAMA QUEENS. 589 00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:42,397 IT'S NOT A JOKE, YOU KNOW. 590 00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:44,399 GAY TEENS HAVE A VERY HIGH SUICIDE RATE. 591 00:33:44,399 --> 00:33:45,902 UNFORTUNATELY, NOT THIS ONE. 592 00:34:12,937 --> 00:34:14,439 I'M CALLING HIS MOTHER. 593 00:34:14,439 --> 00:34:16,441 IT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS. 594 00:34:16,441 --> 00:34:17,944 HE MAY BE TELLING THE TRUTH. 595 00:34:17,944 --> 00:34:19,445 AND EVEN IF HE ISN'T, SHE'S GOT TO BE WORRIED. 596 00:34:20,446 --> 00:34:21,949 SHE'S NOT WORRIED. 597 00:34:21,949 --> 00:34:23,450 NOW SHE KNOWS. 598 00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:25,954 IT'S NOT DRUGS, IT'S NOT BOOZE. 599 00:34:26,454 --> 00:34:27,456 HE DIDN'T BUY AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON 600 00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:29,458 TO TAKE DOWN TO THE SPANISH CLUB. 601 00:34:29,959 --> 00:34:31,962 IT'S JUST COCK. 602 00:34:32,963 --> 00:34:34,966 HI. 603 00:34:36,969 --> 00:34:37,970 HOW DID HE FIND YOU? 604 00:34:37,970 --> 00:34:38,971 THEY ALL FIND HER. 605 00:34:38,971 --> 00:34:40,473 AND NOW HE WON'T LEAVE. 606 00:34:40,974 --> 00:34:41,975 YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 607 00:34:41,975 --> 00:34:43,978 LIKE WHAT? 608 00:34:43,978 --> 00:34:45,479 LIKE GET HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE. 609 00:34:45,479 --> 00:34:46,982 HE'S UPSTAIRS. 610 00:34:46,982 --> 00:34:50,486 ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING. 611 00:34:50,486 --> 00:34:52,488 THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED TO SPEND MY EVENING. 612 00:34:52,488 --> 00:34:53,991 BY THE WAY... 613 00:34:55,492 --> 00:34:56,995 TED WOKE UP. 614 00:34:58,997 --> 00:34:59,999 HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 615 00:35:23,529 --> 00:35:26,033 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 616 00:35:26,033 --> 00:35:27,034 WAITING FOR YOU. 617 00:35:27,034 --> 00:35:29,037 WELL, IT'S A RELIEF, I'LL SAY THAT. 618 00:35:29,537 --> 00:35:31,539 I LIKE TED. 619 00:35:31,539 --> 00:35:33,542 THERE'S A REAL SWEETHEART IN THERE SOMEWHERE. 620 00:35:37,547 --> 00:35:39,050 MICHAEL? 621 00:36:41,631 --> 00:36:43,633 I'VE DECIDED. WHAT? 622 00:36:43,633 --> 00:36:46,637 YOU AND ME. WE'RE TAKING HIM HOME. 623 00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:49,141 WHY YOU AND ME? WHY... WHY ME AT ALL? 624 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,144 WELL, HE CAN HARDLY GO WITH BRIAN. 625 00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:52,645 AND IF I GO, IT LOOKS A LITTLE... 626 00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:54,648 FAGIN AND OLIVER TWIST. 627 00:36:54,648 --> 00:36:56,150 LEAVING ME, HUH? 628 00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:58,153 THE HARMLESS ONE. THANKS A LOT! 629 00:37:05,162 --> 00:37:07,165 I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER. I'M TAKING YOU HOME. 630 00:37:07,665 --> 00:37:08,666 I'M NOT GOING. 631 00:37:10,669 --> 00:37:12,671 YOU GET MY TITS IN A KNOT, SUNSHINE, 632 00:37:12,671 --> 00:37:14,174 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN DEEP SHIT. 633 00:37:14,674 --> 00:37:16,176 'SCUSE ME. 634 00:37:21,183 --> 00:37:22,684 WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING IN SCHOOL? 635 00:37:23,686 --> 00:37:24,687 HMM? 636 00:37:25,188 --> 00:37:27,191 CALLED CONVERSATION. 637 00:37:31,696 --> 00:37:33,699 READY? 638 00:37:33,699 --> 00:37:35,201 I NEED TO TALK TO BRIAN. 639 00:37:35,201 --> 00:37:36,203 I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND. 640 00:37:51,222 --> 00:37:52,724 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY? 641 00:37:54,226 --> 00:37:56,229 NO. 642 00:37:56,229 --> 00:37:57,730 WELL, I DO. 643 00:37:58,732 --> 00:38:00,234 YOU CAN FUCK HIM AT YOUR PLACE, 644 00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:01,735 YOU CAN FUCK HIM IN HIS GYM CLASS, 645 00:38:01,735 --> 00:38:03,238 YOU CAN FUCK HIM AT THE ZOO. 646 00:38:03,238 --> 00:38:05,741 BUT YOU CANNOT FUCK HIM IN MY MOTHER'S HOUSE. 647 00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:07,243 IN MY ROOM. 648 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:09,746 WE'RE WAITING! 649 00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:15,254 OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO DO THIS LITTLE JOB, 650 00:38:15,754 --> 00:38:16,755 AND THEN I'M GOING TO GO SEE TED AT THE HOSPITAL. 651 00:38:16,755 --> 00:38:18,258 YOU DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. 652 00:38:24,265 --> 00:38:28,771 NOBODY KNOWS IF IT'S NATURE OR NURTURE, BEING GAY. 653 00:38:28,771 --> 00:38:31,275 NOW THEY'RE ALL SAYING YOU CAN TELL BY THE LENGTH OF THE INDEX FINGER. 654 00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:33,277 ALTHOUGH ALL OF MICHAEL'S FINGERS ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL. 655 00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,779 HE SHOULD HAVE THREE KIDS AND A BEER BELLY 656 00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:36,281 AND HE'S ABOUT AS GAY AS YOU GET! 657 00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:38,784 MA, GIVE IT REST. 658 00:38:49,298 --> 00:38:51,301 LISTEN! 659 00:38:51,301 --> 00:38:53,303 THAT'S NICE, HUH? 660 00:38:54,805 --> 00:38:56,807 NOT LIKE THAT OLD BUZZER AT OUR HOUSE, HUH! 661 00:38:58,310 --> 00:38:59,311 OH, HI! 662 00:38:59,311 --> 00:39:01,814 UM... 663 00:39:01,814 --> 00:39:03,817 I WAS ADMIRING YOUR CHIMES. 664 00:39:03,817 --> 00:39:06,320 YOU HAVE A REAL NICE PLACE HERE. 665 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,323 OH, THANK YOU. UH, YOU MUST BE... 666 00:39:11,327 --> 00:39:12,828 RUDE LITTLE SHIT, ISN'T HE? 667 00:39:15,332 --> 00:39:17,335 UM, I'M DEBBIE NOVOTNY... 668 00:39:19,337 --> 00:39:20,339 AND THIS IS MY GAY SON, 669 00:39:20,339 --> 00:39:22,341 MICHAEL. MA! 670 00:39:25,345 --> 00:39:27,348 I'M JENNIFER TAYLOR. 671 00:39:27,848 --> 00:39:29,350 JENNIFER. 672 00:39:29,851 --> 00:39:30,852 HONEY? WHO'S THERE? 673 00:39:30,852 --> 00:39:32,354 IT'S NO ONE. 674 00:39:38,862 --> 00:39:41,366 LISTEN, UH... 675 00:39:41,366 --> 00:39:42,868 IF YOU EVER NEED TO TALK TO SOMEBODY, 676 00:39:42,868 --> 00:39:44,870 I WORK OVER AT THE LIBERTY DINER, 677 00:39:44,870 --> 00:39:46,873 ON LIBERTY AVENUE. 678 00:39:49,377 --> 00:39:50,878 'CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 679 00:39:52,881 --> 00:39:54,383 THE FINDING OUT. 680 00:39:57,387 --> 00:39:58,888 I MEAN, I ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT MICHAEL. 681 00:39:59,890 --> 00:40:01,392 IN FACT, I TOLD HIM, RIGHT? 682 00:40:03,895 --> 00:40:05,898 TO SPARE HIM THE PAIN OF HAVING TO TELL ME. 683 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,403 SO... 684 00:40:09,903 --> 00:40:11,405 JENNIFER... 685 00:40:11,405 --> 00:40:13,408 DON'T ASK, "ARE YOU?" 686 00:40:14,909 --> 00:40:16,912 BECAUSE IT'S NEVER A QUESTION. 687 00:40:17,413 --> 00:40:19,416 JUST SAY, "I KNOW". 688 00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:22,420 UH, THANK YOU. 689 00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:30,430 YOU HAD TO SAY ALL THAT? 690 00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:31,932 I WAS TRYING TO HELP. 691 00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:33,434 YOU TRY TOO MUCH. 692 00:40:40,443 --> 00:40:42,946 YOU'RE STILL WEARING THAT SAME OLD COAT. 693 00:40:42,946 --> 00:40:45,950 SO SOMEDAY YOU'LL BUY ME A MINK. HUH. 694 00:40:45,950 --> 00:40:47,452 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BIG SUCCESS. 695 00:40:47,452 --> 00:40:49,455 YEAH, RIGHT. YOU'LL FREEZE TO DEATH FIRST. 696 00:40:50,956 --> 00:40:52,459 WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 697 00:40:52,459 --> 00:40:54,962 YOU CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE! WHAT'D I DO? 698 00:40:54,962 --> 00:40:56,964 YOU DON'T KNOW YOURSELF. 699 00:40:57,465 --> 00:40:59,468 "KNOW THYSELF". 700 00:40:59,468 --> 00:41:01,471 SOME GREEK SAID THAT. 701 00:41:01,971 --> 00:41:03,473 WHO WAS IT? 702 00:41:03,473 --> 00:41:04,975 ZORBA? 703 00:41:06,477 --> 00:41:07,979 I DON'T KNOW. 704 00:41:10,983 --> 00:41:12,985 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 705 00:41:12,985 --> 00:41:14,488 NOW TAKE ME HOME. 706 00:41:19,994 --> 00:41:21,497 ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T HELP? 707 00:41:21,497 --> 00:41:23,499 I CAN DO IT. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 708 00:41:25,001 --> 00:41:26,503 I WISH YOU'D LET ME DRIVE YOU HOME. 709 00:41:26,503 --> 00:41:29,006 I ALREADY ASKED MY FRIENDS. 710 00:41:29,006 --> 00:41:31,510 MICHAEL, EMMETT, BRIAN. 711 00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:36,516 I MET THEM WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP. 712 00:41:36,516 --> 00:41:38,519 OH. THEY'RE VERY NICE. 713 00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:42,524 ESPECIALLY MICHAEL. 714 00:41:42,524 --> 00:41:44,026 YEAH, MICHAEL IS... 715 00:41:45,027 --> 00:41:46,529 ESPECIALLY SPECIAL. 716 00:41:47,531 --> 00:41:49,533 ARE YOU TWO... 717 00:41:49,533 --> 00:41:51,035 I MEAN... 718 00:41:51,035 --> 00:41:53,539 OH, NO. NO, WE, UH... 719 00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:56,543 HE'S JUST A FRIEND. 720 00:41:56,543 --> 00:41:59,045 WELL, HE'S A VERY GOOD FRIEND. 721 00:41:59,045 --> 00:42:01,048 HE WAS VERY KIND TO ME. 722 00:42:01,048 --> 00:42:02,550 I'M GRATEFUL YOU HAVE HIM. 723 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:04,052 YEAH, SO AM I. 724 00:42:04,052 --> 00:42:06,556 BECAUSE MORE THAN ANYTHING, 725 00:42:07,056 --> 00:42:09,560 I WORRY THAT YOU'RE ALONE. 726 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,562 AND THAT THERE'S NO ONE TO LOOK AFTER YOU. 727 00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:13,064 I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 728 00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:15,066 OH, I KNOW YOU CAN. 729 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,069 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SELFSUFFICIENT. 730 00:42:17,069 --> 00:42:21,575 I JUST, I WISH YOU HAD SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU. 731 00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:24,078 I MEAN, IF YOU DID, MAYBE THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 732 00:42:24,078 --> 00:42:27,583 MOM, PLEASE. LET'S, UH... 733 00:42:27,583 --> 00:42:30,086 I'M SORRY. I KNOW THAT IT EMBARRASSES YOU 734 00:42:30,587 --> 00:42:31,588 IF I TALK TOO MUCH OR... 735 00:42:32,590 --> 00:42:33,591 I GET TOO EMOTIONAL. 736 00:42:36,094 --> 00:42:38,096 BUT I CAN'T HELP THINKING THAT... 737 00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:42,603 IF YOU HADN'T WOKEN UP, 738 00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:45,105 THEN I WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO LET YOU KNOW 739 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:47,108 HOW PROUD I AM THAT YOU'RE MY SON. 740 00:42:49,111 --> 00:42:51,113 AND THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME WHAT YOU ARE. 741 00:42:52,115 --> 00:42:53,617 I GOT OVER THAT A LONG TIME AGO. 742 00:42:57,121 --> 00:43:01,628 AND THAT WHENEVER YOU'RE FEELING ALONE 743 00:43:01,628 --> 00:43:02,629 OR THAT NO ONE LOVES YOU, 744 00:43:04,631 --> 00:43:07,635 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 745 00:43:07,635 --> 00:43:10,138 BECAUSE I DO. 746 00:43:17,147 --> 00:43:18,650 THANK YOU... 747 00:43:20,151 --> 00:43:22,154 MOM, FOR, UH, FOR SAYING THAT. 748 00:43:31,166 --> 00:43:32,668 NOW, SAY IT THREE TIMES AND CLICK YOUR HEELS: 749 00:43:32,668 --> 00:43:33,669 "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME". 750 00:43:36,673 --> 00:43:38,175 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS, 751 00:43:38,175 --> 00:43:40,679 ALL THE FLOWERS, AND THE GROCERIES. 752 00:43:40,679 --> 00:43:42,180 ONE STOP SHOPPING AT THE BIG Q-MART. 753 00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:45,184 WELL, IT'S... IT'S NICE. 754 00:43:45,184 --> 00:43:47,688 ONLY, CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I HAD TO STAY THERE 755 00:43:47,688 --> 00:43:50,190 THREE DAYS AFTER I WOKE UP? 756 00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:51,693 THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. 757 00:43:52,193 --> 00:43:54,196 ON YOUR BEST DAYS IT'S HARD TO TELL. 758 00:43:55,698 --> 00:43:57,200 OKAY, JUST SO YOU DON'T FREAK OUT... 759 00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:01,205 YOUR DILDOS ARE MISSING, 760 00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:03,207 AND YOUR PORN. WE HAD TO MOVE IT ALL, 761 00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:06,211 IN CASE YOUR MOM FOUND IT. 762 00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:08,715 WELL, I EXPECT ALL 33 BACK. 763 00:44:08,715 --> 00:44:10,217 CLEANED. 764 00:44:13,722 --> 00:44:14,222 YOU SHOULD EAT SOMETHING, HONEY. 765 00:44:14,723 --> 00:44:16,726 I'M NOT HUNGRY. 766 00:44:16,726 --> 00:44:18,227 WE BOUGHT YOU A WHOLE FUCKING CHICKEN. 767 00:44:18,728 --> 00:44:19,730 AND YOU'RE GOING TO EAT IT. 768 00:44:29,241 --> 00:44:30,744 IT ALWAYS LOOKS SO MUCH SMALLER. 769 00:44:31,745 --> 00:44:33,247 WHAT DOES? 770 00:44:33,748 --> 00:44:36,251 YOUR LIFE. 771 00:44:36,752 --> 00:44:38,253 ESPECIALLY AFTER RETURNING FROM A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE. 772 00:44:38,754 --> 00:44:40,256 LIKE WATCHING THE OSCARS. 773 00:44:40,256 --> 00:44:42,258 "IMMEDIATELY PRECEDED BY... 774 00:44:42,258 --> 00:44:44,261 THE BARBARA WALTERS SPECIAL!" 775 00:44:47,265 --> 00:44:49,268 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 776 00:44:49,268 --> 00:44:50,770 YOU ARE? 777 00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:55,275 WELL, UH, I UM... 778 00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:58,279 WHAT? 779 00:44:59,782 --> 00:45:02,786 UM, UH... 780 00:45:04,287 --> 00:45:05,790 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE TOO. 781 00:45:09,795 --> 00:45:11,296 AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, 782 00:45:11,798 --> 00:45:14,801 OR OTHER STUFF... 783 00:45:14,801 --> 00:45:18,306 OTHER STUFF? 784 00:45:18,306 --> 00:45:20,308 YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S SOME... YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT. 785 00:45:20,308 --> 00:45:22,311 LIKE WHAT? 786 00:45:22,311 --> 00:45:24,313 I DON'T KNOW. 787 00:45:24,313 --> 00:45:27,317 YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU TALK ABOUT IT, IT MIGHT HELP IT. 788 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,323 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT NOT GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT... 789 00:45:31,824 --> 00:45:33,325 BUT... 790 00:45:35,829 --> 00:45:37,330 OH, SHIT. 791 00:45:39,834 --> 00:45:41,336 ARE YOU GOING TO COME EAT THE CHICKEN? 792 00:45:43,839 --> 00:45:45,341 I'M GOING TO ARRANGE THE DAISIES. 793 00:45:49,847 --> 00:45:51,349 I SAW YOU. 794 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:53,351 FUCKING. 795 00:45:54,353 --> 00:45:55,354 WHEN I WOKE UP. 796 00:45:56,355 --> 00:45:58,358 I THOUGHT... 797 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,863 "I'M IN HELL. 798 00:46:02,363 --> 00:46:04,867 AND THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT: 799 00:46:05,367 --> 00:46:08,371 WATCHING BRIAN KINNEY FUCKING FOR ALL ETERNITY." 800 00:46:09,873 --> 00:46:11,876 YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. 801 00:46:16,883 --> 00:46:18,384 WHY ME? 802 00:46:20,888 --> 00:46:21,889 WHY DID YOU CHOOSE ME? 803 00:46:30,901 --> 00:46:31,902 MY MOTHER COULDN'T DO IT. 804 00:46:33,905 --> 00:46:34,906 MICHAEL AND EMMETT... 805 00:46:35,406 --> 00:46:36,909 COULDN'T DO IT. 806 00:46:36,909 --> 00:46:40,413 BUT YOU COULD, 807 00:46:40,413 --> 00:46:41,915 BECAUSE YOU'RE A HEARTLESS SHIT. 808 00:46:43,918 --> 00:46:47,422 YOU COULD PULL THE PLUG AND YOU WOULDN'T CRY. 809 00:46:47,422 --> 00:46:48,924 AND YOU'D KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO. 810 00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:10,953 I WANT IT TO BE YOU. 811 00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:12,455 WHAT? 812 00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:14,958 I WANT IT TO BE YOU! 813 00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:15,960 I'LL PUT IT IN WRITING. 814 00:47:18,462 --> 00:47:20,465 I WANT IT TO BE YOU TOO. 815 00:47:20,465 --> 00:47:21,968 YOU PULL MY PLUG... 816 00:47:23,469 --> 00:47:25,973 AND YOU PULL MINE. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 54302

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