Original subtitles

Downloaded from YTS.MX

[instrumental music]

Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX

[indistinct radio chatter]

(audience) 'J.D.! J.D.! J.D.! J.D.!'

(male #1) 'Uh, yeah, I'll be right behind you. Go.'

(audience) 'J.D.! J.D.! J.D.! J.D.!'

(male #2) 'Doors are open, everyone. Let's go.'

Okay, guys.

Alright, talent is moving. Here we go.

- Alright. How you doing, man? - Hey.

- You feel good? - A little nervous.

Aw, come on. Come on.

- Here's the brush. - That's good.

- Okay. - Good luck, guys. Love you.

Alright. Take it easy. Take it easy. It's packed.

[cheering]

- Is it? - Yeah.

Don't worry. You're gonna be great. You're gonna be great.

[cheering]

- Oh, my God. - Okay.

- Here we go. - Alright.

- 'J.D.! J.D.!' - Let's do it.

(audience) 'J.D.! J.D.!'

[audience cheering]

[instrumental music]

♪ Everywhere I go somebody I know ♪

♪ Wants to come and kick it with me ♪

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪

J.D. McQueen live.

♪ Everywhere I go ♪

♪ Somebody I know ♪

♪ Wants to come and kick it with me ♪

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪

♪ It's a party y'all ♪

♪ Tonight is the night I'm feelin' right ♪

♪ I smell a party ♪

♪ I'm callin' my boys to come roll with me ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ End of the week word on the street ♪

♪ The strip is crawling ♪

♪ With honeys that can't get enough of me ♪

♪ Well there is something in the air ♪

♪ Come with me we can go anywhere oh ♪

♪ Everywhere I go somebody I know ♪

♪ Wants to come and kick it with me ♪

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪

♪ It's a party y'all ♪

♪ Everywhere I go ♪

♪ Somebody I know ♪

♪ Wants to come and kick it with me ♪

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪

♪ It's a party y'all ♪

♪ Lose track of time it's gonna fly ♪

♪ Baby don't have no worries ♪

♪ 'Cause there ain't no better place to be ♪

♪ No no ♪

♪ It's after midnight everything's going right ♪

♪ You're the only one for me ♪

♪ I'm your only invitation to the after-party ♪

♪ Well there is something in the air ♪

♪ Just take my hand we can go anywhere oh oh ♪

♪ Everywhere I go somebody I know ♪

♪ Wants to come and kick it with me ♪

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪

♪ It's a party y'all ♪

♪ Everywhere I go somebody I know ♪

♪ Wants to come and kick it with me ♪

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪

♪ It's a party y'all ♪

♪ Bump bump chicka-chicka bump bump uh ♪

♪ Find some music as I'm cruising in my truck yo ♪

♪ With my peoples and I'm doing what I want ♪

♪ What I want ♪ ♪ Have a party and get up ♪

♪ In the stuff ♪ ♪ Whoo ♪

♪ It's a Saturday night ♪

♪ In fact it's a party day ♪

♪ Got no worries so party ♪

♪ Like it's a holiday ♪

♪ Hey hey yo we gotta go ♪

♪ Hey babe whatcha say? ♪ ♪ Break-break-break down ♪

♪ Everywhere we go it's on Saturday night ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ We will party all night long Saturday night ♪

♪ Yeah oh ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Everywhere I go somebody I know ♪

♪ Wants to come and kick it with me ♪

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪

♪ It's a party y'all ♪

♪ Everywhere I go somebody I know ♪

♪ Wants to come and kick it with me ♪

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪

♪ It's a party y'all ♪

♪ Everywhere I go somebody I know ♪

♪ Wants to come and kick it with me ♪

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪

♪ It's a party y'all ♪

♪ Everywhere I go somebody I know ♪

♪ Wants to come and kick it with me ♪

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪♪

[audience cheering]

[firecrackers bursting]

[instrumental music]

(Jean) To say I know J.D. McQueen is both an understatement

and an overstatement.

I know everything about him.

Born December 7th.

Favorite color red.

Youngest solo artist to have 16 top-40 hits.

I could go on and on.

But I don't actually know him. I've never even seen him.

To me, he's a poster, an autograph, a CD.

It's like he's not a real person

'cause he's too...perfect.

Real people have real problems.

[music continues]

My biggest problem is smart kids aren't cool.

It's a universal truth.

They're the geeks of the high-school class system.

[panting]

[engine revving]

(audience on tape) 'J.D.! J.D.! J.D.! J.D.!'

[instrumental music]

[bus honking]

(J.D.) What's up, London?

Arigato, Tokyo!

Frankfurt, let me hear you scream as loud as you can!

One, two, three..

[horn blaring]

Honey, lose the gum.

[gulps]

[cell phone beeps]

Hey, J.D. Wake up, man.

- Oh, what's up? - Ah.

The tour's done.

'Album's a hit. The single is top ten.'

That should make the record company happy, right?

We're home.

[instrumental music]

(Jane) But this is where I spend most of my time.

[ducks quacking]

And this is where I work.

The Commence.

Hey, Harv. Hey, Henrietta.

Hi, kiddo. What's the good word?

- Uh, school, I guess. - Hm. School.

[laughs] When I was your age

that would've been the last thing I said.

That's for sure.

[laughing]

And this is my best friend Abby.

What's up, Jane?

She sees the good in everything.

So how's the Abby-wants-a-car fund?

Not too good. What'd your parents say?

My dad says that if I can get a car

he'll pay for the insurance, which means

that I need to find a car

for $411 and 77 cents.

[chuckling]

You are that some super freak who got a perfect score

on their SAT?

[music continues]

[chuckles] Yeah. What a geek.

Probably some total loser with no life.

[sighs] Sounds pretty accurate.

You're not a loser, and you have a life.

I know. A boring one.

[upbeat music]

Yo, Joe Cool, we need to talk. Now.

Timmy, go do your homework.

You have no idea how much

that school for gifted geeks sucks.

Homework, now.

J.D., tell her to let me go to a regular school.

Speaking of regular school, I've, uh, decided

to revoke your privilege of being home-schooled

for one, um, teeny, tiny reason.

- You're failing. - So what? I'm a pop star!

Well, it's tough-love time, alright?

No more special treatment.

You are gonna be a normal kid at a normal high school.

You can't send me to a public school, mom!

I'm a celebrity!

Ooh! Well, it's done.

And if you don't pass, it means summer school.

And that means no summer tour.

No. No way. I-I'm just gonna go live with dad in New York.

Oh, really? Well..

For once, he and I actually

agree on something.

Look...we're both worried about how things

could turn out for you, Joey.

You guys are watching way too much "Behind The Music."

Oh, you don't even wanna know how bad it can get.

Grant, what are you doing here?

Well, your mom called and asked me to stop by.

Will you tell her not to do this to me, please?

Hey, I'm your manager, not your parent.

Besides, I think she's doing the right thing.

'Think about your fans.'

You're a role model to the thousands of kids.

Yeah, and for once, try to think about your future.

Think about the great publicity.

[instrumental music]

(Abby) 'How do you expect to write a whole novel'

'if you can't finish page one?'

I wonder if Jane Austen had this much trouble.

Write about yourself.

Who would wanna read about me?

Who would wanna be me?

Well, then write a scary story.

You're still afraid of the dark.

- I'm not. - Are, too.

Besides, I like romantic stories.

Well, you've never even had a boyfriend.

I'm waiting for the perfect match.

Oh. I am so tired of that perfect-match stuff.

A relationship with anyone other than your perfect match

is bound to end in heartache.

I mean, look at my sister.

Ever since Tommy broke up with her

she hasn't come out of her room.

She was stood up at the altar on her wedding day

in front of everybody she knows.

She should've waited for her perfect match.

Mr. Perfect could walk through that door right now

'and you'd start quizzing him'

on the Pythagorean theorem or whatever.

[sighs]

Jane, you need to lighten up.

[giggles]

[instrumental music]

- Midterm sucked. - I know.

I think he's cute.

- Oh. - Well, oops, I guess.

- Brain freak. - Whatever! Come on.

[laughs]

- 'Oh, my God.' - 'Oh.'

[girls laughing]

[gasps] Oh!

[laughing]

[upbeat music on car stereo]

[tires screeching]

[music turns off]

Welcome to calculus, Mr. McQueen.

This is a testing, so please choose a seat

'and study quietly.'

- Are you alright? - Oh, I just hate tests.

[exhales]

[instrumental music]

Five minutes, people.

[music continues]

'Alright, pencils down.'

'Please leave your tests face-down on your desks'

'as you leave.'

[school bell ringing]

[instrumental music]

'Kevin, would you see me after class?'

[instrumental music]

You know my rule, cheaters don't get second chances.

[engine revving]

J.D., will you relax?

You just need some help with your school work. Come on.

You don't understand. I've had tutors.

- They don't help me. - No, no, no.

I'm not talking about a tutor.

Like, an assistant.

Find the smartest girl in school

and ask her to help you out.

You're saying I should hook up

with a smart girl and cheat off her?

No, I'm saying it takes someone in high school

to help you with high school.

Now, I gotta go and meet this new genius at the record label

and you gotta get back to school, alright?

Alright, man. I'll catch you later.

- Alright, man. Take care. - Do your job. See you.

[sighs]

[instrumental music]

[thinking] He's even cuter in person.

[thinking] I hope he doesn't run for student-body president.

[thinking] Pop-rock wuss.

[thinking] Oh, he's totally datable.

[thinking] If he hits on my girlfriend, she'll dump me.

I have finally found what I've been looking for.

Oh, my God.

That is exactly what my dad said

when he met his fourth wife.

And I'm talking about me and J.D. McQueen.

Now, that would be a tight fit.

Whitney, you may rule in this school, but J.D.--

Being with J.D. will make me legendary

beyond this stupid, little high school.

- I guarantee it. - Hi, uh, Bobette.

Uh, you, uh, wanna go to prom..

...with me?

[laughing]

Okay, I know that must've taken a lot of guts

given that I'm one of prettiest girls in school

and you're, well, you.

So, uh, let me think about it, okay?

Okay, yeah.

Okay, so I just thought about it

and, yeah, no. Ugh. Ew.

Why do you have to be so nice to everyone?

I'm not.

Judge not those who try and fail

but those who fail to try.

[instrumental music]

- Is that J.D. McQueen? - Oh, it's him.

[exhales]

- Talk to him. - He's so sexy.

- I'm gonna go talk to him. - Do it.

- How do I look? - 'You are so hot. Oh, my God.'

I'm so glad you're my friend.

Wish me luck.

[music continues]

Hi, J.D.

My name is Whitney Addison.

Know what double-A stands for?

[chuckles]

Small battery?

No.

It means you can call me

anytime, anywhere.

[music continues]

Hey, where'd my soda go?

[sighs] Did I eat it already? What..

You should talk to him.

He doesn't wanna talk to me.

You're right, and you'd better

stay away from him, because he's mine.

Whitney, shouldn't you be in some teacher's office

begging for a passing grade?

Well, I wouldn't have to if it wasn't for Ms. Brain Freak.

My 68 would be a C instead of a D

but she ruined the curve.

A grading curve ensures fairness.

'If your 68 had been the highest grade, it would've been an A.'

Well, if everyone would cooperate and get a 68

then we'd all get As.

So if everyone got a D, everyone would get an A?

- That' not a curve. - Brain freak.

You would not know a curve

if you had two rolls of toilet paper

and a water bra.

Brace-face.

Excuse me, sir. Could you help me for a second?

They gave me a key to my locker, but I can't find it.

Being a pop star, it's kind of hard to keep track

of this kind of stuff. That's it.

This is your locker?

[chuckles] I'm a huge fan of me.

To whom much is given, much is expected.

[instrumental music]

You wanna quench your thirst? Be like J.D. McQueen.

Drink Crystal Geyser.

He's so cute.

[upbeat music on car stereo]

I'm starting a lemonade stand.

Mm. Oh, thanks.

That'll be one dollar.

Ah, let me give you a tip.

Get the money first.

[doorbell rings]

I'll get it. Maybe it's someone who's thirsty.

[coughs]

Hey, cutie. Got a date for prom?

[sighs] I hate when that happens.

She fainted. Don't worry. It happens all the time.

We should keep her feet elevated.

That'd probably be best.

My..

My-my name is-is-is..

Take your time. It will come to you.

Oh, um, I found this at school

and, uh, it had your address in it

so I thought I'd bring it back to you.

Where was it?

Um, it was over by the lockers.

[instrumental music]

[J.D. sighs]

I like this room.

Looks just like mine, but, uh

it doesn't have all the pictures of me on the wall.

'I like it. It's nice.'

It's cool. My kind of room.

You okay?

Hey, sleeping princess, are you awake?

[screams]

[gasps]

Definitely my kind of room.

My-my dad and my psycho step-mom

are due back soon.

Is that her?

Oh, that's my real mom.

Um, divorce?

Mine, too.

(Diane) Does Abby wanna stay for dinner?

Hey, that is weird. I thought I paid that.

We're gonna have pizza and..

Holy cow!

Pizza and holy cow?

[chuckles] Sounds yummy.

Mm, that smells good.

Oh, hey, honey.

Wow. I thought tonight was pizza night.

Jane has a boy over for dinner. J.D. McQueen!

Shady McQueen?

Sounds sketchy.

So, Shady, tell me a little about yourself.

Actually, it's, uh, J.D.

Um, that's J-period, D-period.

Oh, I see.

Well, not I-period, C-period

but I see. Period.

What does J.D. stand for?

I don't like my real name.

J.D., have you made your plans for college yet?

Sunshine here got a perfect score on her SATs

a lot of early acceptances.

Stanford, Harvard, Yale, U.C. Berkeley.

Um, no, actually, I haven't seen it.

Uh, I meant U-period, C-period Berkeley.

Well, see, Jane here got a full scholarship.

[instrumental music]

[chuckles]

I'm not sure college is for me, um, I'm gonna be working, so--

Ah, money's a little tight, huh, son?

Well, if you wanna make your mark on this world

you must get a college degree.

[chuckles] Dad's just saying that

because he's been teaching

at S-period, C-period, U-period

for a v-very long period.

Molly Haberkorn got her period.

[all laughing]

- So can I call you? - Sure.

I'm at my dad's on Thursdays and Fridays

and alternating weekends and Wednesdays

and I'm at my mom's..

Here, take this.

Now we're connected.

Jane?

Hello! Jane?

Don't stay up too late tonight, alright?

I know.

I know you know.

I just...wanna remind you.

What are you working on?

Can I help?

I don't need your help.

You don't need my help. Okay.

You know, just once, I wish that you did.

Goodnight.

[instrumental music]

[guitar music]

Ah, sunshine.

You know I've never interfered in your love life.

I've never had a love life.

Yes, but you're going places.

'This kid, he's headed nowhere.'

He's only the hottest pop star.

Oh, I'm sure he's made tons of money

playing in all the finest garages all over the city.

Between song royalties, product endorsements

and concert revenues, he makes over ten million dollars a year.

In the words of your generation, "Yeah, right."

- "I wish my boobs were bigger?" - No, no, no.

Not that one. The other one.

"J.D. McQueen adds Australia

to summer world tour."

J-period, D-period?

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪♪

Did I ever tell you I hate walking to school?

It's better than the idiots on the bus.

Don't enter a wet T-shirt contest.

- 'You'll never win!' - 'Guys!'

[laughing]

Geeks!

[tires screeching]

- Heh-heh. - Whoo-hoo!

I really hate walking to school.

[horn blaring]

Now what?

Hey, you girls want a ride?

My name is, is..

Take your time. It will come to you.

- Let's go. - Yeah.

[instrumental music]

(J.D.) Jane, did I leave my shades at your house?

'Cause I can't find them.

Is it okay if I walk you to class?

I don't wanna piss your boyfriend off.

I-I don't have a boyfriend.

I was just checking.

- 'You wanna hook up Saturday?' - I need to study.

I'll tell you what, all the good cartoons are over by 11:00.

At noon I'll pick you up, we'll get some lunch

and...after that we'll crack a book together.

- What do you say? - Why me?

Because I think you're special.

After you.

Doesn't make any sense. Why me?

Jane, he thinks you're special. Hello? Go for it.

Yeah, but J.D. could have any girl he wants.

Go for it.

[gasps]

- A four-leaf clover. - It's a sign, Jane.

It means something wonderful is right in front of you.

- Kick it! - Over here!

- Got it! - Pass the ball!

[girls giggling]

[laughing]

Your dad gave me three great girls

so I say he was a perfect match.

Was it psycho Diane?

It wasn't Diane and it wasn't your father.

It was me.

I thought you both knew that.

[sighs] Oh, Christmas Day?

Yup.

Your dad said

"Honey, the turkey seems a bit dry this year."

Well, he had a point.

Thank you.

[chuckles]

Anyway, I, uh..

...I went crazy.

I remember.

It's just..

I had these fantasies

about what my life was supposed to be like.

And when my destiny and my fantasy

turned out to be two different things

it was easy to blame your father.

I'm afraid of making a mistake and messing up my destiny.

The definition of destiny prevents that from happening.

What about a twist of fate?

Like, when you miss a bus, and it changes your whole life.

Fate loves the fearless.

What's that supposed to mean?

You have to be out there trying to catch the bus

in the first place.

- Do you have a special place? - My earlobes.

A girl nibbles on them, and it's, like, wow.

No! A special place, like Mount Olympus.

- Mount what? - Greek mythology.

Mount Olympus is where Zeus, the king of gods, held court.

This is my special place.

I come here to study, write, dream.

What do you dream about?

- Oh, stupid stuff. - I highly doubt that.

But this, this is stupid stuff.

I mean, have you ever heard anybody say

"If I could find the derivative of two X-squared plus five

I can make my house payments?"

I love math.

Everything is right or wrong.

It's black or white.

It's precise, pure.

It's perfect.

Alright. I'm fired up.

Let's do some cool math stuff. You ready?

Now, so think of a function as a box.

So you plug in different values for X

and you get different values for Y.

Oh. So then you graph the X and then Y axis.

Exactly.

So on problem number 12

as X increases, Y..

- Decreases. - Good. Ha-ha.

Alright, um, let's do problem number four.

Okay, let's try four.

[instrumental music]

- I got it! - Hold on one second.

Alright, let me see this.

They're a perfect match.

[instrumental music]

[seagull squawking]

Oh, this is a beautiful car.

And it's your favorite color.

How'd you know that?

- I know a lot about you. - You wanna drive it?

Oh, I'm not a very good driver.

I hit a deer last December

and I haven't driven since.

That's not your fault. They jump in front of cars all the time.

Not when they're attached to Santa Claus

and seven plastic reindeer.

So what? You had a accident. Practice makes perfect.

I've never driven a Porsche before.

It's time to learn. Yeah.

Okay.

I don't know what I'm doing. I've never done this before.

Driving's like a math equation. There's a formula to it.

Alright, step on the brake. Start it up.

[engine starts]

Put it in the drive. Let's go.

[engine revving]

Oh, no. I broke your car!

No, you haven't. Press the brake.

I'll put it in the gear for you.

Hit it.

[tires screeching]

[upbeat music]

[laughing]

[music continues]

[tires screeching]

[laughing]

[tires screeching]

[indistinct chatter]

[laughing]

Wow, this is so much better than math.

[tires screeching]

[instrumental music]

[laptop keys clacking]

[guitar music]

[music continues]

[cell phone ringing]

Cool. It's my first text message.

'"What's your favorite color?"'

Red. Heh.

[cell phone beeps]

[keypad beeping]

[cell phone beeps]

"Goodnight, Jane."

[keypad beeping]

Sleep tight

J.D.

Why did I write, "Sleep tight?"

That's so stupid. What does that mean?

He must.. He must think I'm an idiot.

Who knew text messaging would be so stressful?

Hey, Abby.

What?

"Jane, I thought this would look good on you.

J.D."

- He bought me a car? - He's J.D. McQueen.

To him, buying a car is like buying a pair of sneakers.

He bought me a car?

Not just any car. A Porsche.

[both yelling]

Come on.

Is that Jane Brighton in a Porsche?

Hey, Jane, nice car!

- Hi, Jane. - Hey, Jane. Nice car.

(Jane) Did I ever tell you? I love driving to school.

[upbeat music]

[tires screeching]

J.D., is this for real?

Unless you want a different color.

I don't understand. Why?

You needed a car. I wanted to help you out.

Maybe someday you could help me out, too.

- I gotta go to work. - Alright. Me, too.

I'll see you later. Bye.

Hey. Hey, come on.

[crowd cheering]

Let's do this.

(J.D.) 'Okay.'

Hello. What's your name?

- 'Anna.' - 'Anna?'

[crowd cheering]

[indistinct chatter]

(Jane) 'I called your insurance agent and told him about my new car.'

Um, dad, you remember you said

if I got a car, you'd pay for my insurance?

[instrumental music]

[coughing]

Oh, good. You remember.

♪ Remember we'd be up all night ♪

♪ Talking till the morning light ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Like the way it used to be ♪

Here, grab my hand. Ah..

♪ Just you and me ♪

♪ Mm-mm ♪

♪ I see you baby ♪

♪ I know what's on your mind ♪

♪ 'Cause you look like you've got something to say yeah ♪

♪ I may not say those words anymore ♪

♪ But maybe it just ain't my way ♪

♪ You ask me do I love you but ♪

♪ Do you remember why I walked on water for you? ♪

♪ Do you remember my first steps on the moon? ♪

♪ Have you ever wondered why I gave three wishes to you? ♪

- Oh! - Got you.

♪ Asked the question but the answer ♪

♪ Lies in you ♪

♪ Do you remember why I walked on water for you ♪

Are you okay?

♪ My first steps on the moon ♪

- Hi, Jane. - What's up, Jane?

What's up, Jane?

♪ You ask a question ♪

♪ But the answer.. ♪

- Jane, remember me? - Hey, Jane.

♪ You ♪

♪ In you ♪

♪ The answer lies in you ♪

- Ah! - She still has braces.

She's still a geek.

♪ In you ♪

♪ The answer lies in you ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

Say, was that your high-school helper

I saw today at the autograph thing?

[chuckles] Yeah. Her name is Jane Brighton.

She showed me her special place.

Behind the earlobes?

[chuckles] She calls it her Mount Olympus.

Never heard it called that before.

It's a park bench down by the beach.

We go there. We just hang out.

- We talk. We do math. - Great, see?

I told you this high-school thing was gonna be a breeze.

Not exactly, Grant. I have a math test tomorrow.

There's just something I hate about taking tests.

Yeah, the questions.

[sighs]

[engine starts]

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

What happened? Are you sick?

(J.D. on phone) 'I-I've been puking all morning.'

Hey, how was the test? Was it hard?

Um, nah, we just had to graph a non-linear function

'X times cosine Y.'

Did you use the mean value theorem to solve that one?

(Jane on phone) 'Exactly.'

Oh, uh, I almost forgot.

Mr. Thomas has a policy about no make-up exams

so the final will be a 100% of your grade.

'J.D.?'

I'm starting to feel sick again.

[groans]

[J.D. retching]

♪ Saturday night and we're gonna have a party ♪♪

And you've been listening to the very hot J.D. McQueen.

He's actually gonna be in the studio joining us shortly

and I'm tell.. Oh, hey, there he is.

Speak of the good-looking devil, and in he walks.

Look at you. Gimme some of this.

- What's going on? - And a little of this.

- Mwah. Mwah. - Mwah. Mwah.

Don't be jealous, girls.

You were just voted by "Teen People"

as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world.

I know! It was an honor, you know?

- 'Were you excited?' - It was a little weird.

- Ha-ha. You know? - Yeah.

Everybody has been calling all day.

All the girls wanna know about you

and your personal life.

And I've heard a few rumors lately

that you might have a girlfriend. Is that true?

Uh, it's been, it's been really good.

I have a really good relationship with a, a girl

a friend, and, um, you know, we're-we're having a good time

'and she's helping me out a lot, so..'

Oh, I don't wanna drop a bomb here, but I think

that certain someone could be a certain London Sheridan.

Ring any bells?

My relationship with London is special.

(female #1) 'Really special? Come on, our listeners wanna know.'

'How special is it? They wanna know that they have a chance.'

- We get along. We do get along. - Uh-huh. Oh!

So you're friends, but, like, kissing friends.

(J.D.) 'London and I have a special relationship.'

(female #1) 'Ah. Well, you know what, listeners?'

We're gonna find out all about that relationship.

We're gonna take a break and then we're gonna dump..

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Why did.. Why did you ditch me yesterday?

[cell phone ringing]

Let me call you right back, alright?

Who was that? London?

No. She has a high squeaky voice.

What makes your relationship with her so special?

I don't know. I mean..

We come from the same kind of world

and she's not some loser user.

Well, I'm not a loser and I'm not a user.

Why don't you go back to your famous world

where everyone's so special?

I didn't mean it that way!

- J.D.! J.D.! - J.D.! Wait, J.D.!

- J.D.! J.D.! - J.D., please take me home!

- God, we love you! - 'We love J.D.!'

Oop..

[all clamoring]

J.D., take me home!

- I love you! - I love you!

J.D., wait!

[clamoring]

I'm just a normal guy.

Well, almost, but not quite.

Now, listen, I got the press here.

I want lots of smiles, lots of smiles.

Come on, come on, come on. Let's go. Lots of smiles. Positive.

J.D., what's it like to be in public school again?

Well, I've actually never been to public school before

but, um, I'm excited to be here.

You know, um, I wanna make some new friends

and do really good in my school work

and, uh, maybe even find a date for the prom.

You'll have no trouble doing that.

But how is this affecting your songwriting?

Uh, it's kind of hard to deal with right now, you know?

Because, you know, I'm back in school

and, uh, but it will be dealt with soon.

So is mom happy now that you're back in school?

- She is now. - Thanks very much, fellas.

- Thank you, guys. - 'Thanks, J.D.'

- Are you interested? - Oh, I am more than interested.

I'm not talking some tabloid puff story

about my date with J.D. McQueen.

I'm talking about the stuff that goes on after

and I'll provide photos.

- Of what? - Of me.

I want the article to feature photos of me.

And I wanna be on the cover.

Well, if you want a cover story

you have to uncover a story.

[chuckles] Done.

[instrumental music]

This isn't a home. It's a hotel.

Scumbag.

I think that's one word.

[music continues]

So...how long you've been singing?

About three weeks.

Diamonds are forever.

Keep in touch.

[music continues]

So..

How's it going?

A little writer's block. Huh.

This, uh, high-school thing isn't gonna be a problem, is it?

- I sure hope not. - Great.

'Cause it just wouldn't be the same managing someone else.

Someone else?

Grant, it'll just be the summer tour I'll miss.

Not according to your record label.

If you're not out on tour this summer, you're out.

Period.

What do you mean, "Period?"

[sighs] J.D.

the music industry is a factory.

You and every other artist are on their conveyor belt.

It's a business, and every business is about making money.

As far as they're concerned, it's record, tour and sell.

Or else you're finished.

Are you serious?

I promised I would never lie to you.

[sighs]

Thanks.

Yeah.

[sighs]

So just..

Just think about it, okay?

See you later, partner.

[sighs]

You gave him back the car? Are you serious?

[sighs] He's not my perfect match.

He's one of "Teen People's" 50 hottest.

His news album is climbing the charts.

What's wrong with you?

Come here.

Tell the story again.

Oh! We've told you a hundred times.

No, no. Come on, one more time, for Abby.

Okay.

Well, it was New York City

and it was May..

- Twelfth. - In 1958.

And it was hot. Hot, hot, hot.

Just thinking of that day makes me thirsty.

My friend Sally called me

and her new beau had this friend

I should come over and meet.

I didn't even wanna go out that day

but I made a promise to my pal Ray.

(Abby) Your friend was totally psychic.

She knew you two were destined to be together.

Friend? No.

On her way to the subway

Henrietta popped into the five and dime to get a soda.

And there was this handsome man behind the counter.

I promised Ray I would cover his shift at the soda fountain.

That soda was the best drink I ever had.

Oh..

Thanks. See?

Speaking of which, would you like to get a soda?

I'd love to. Wanna share one?

-No, I want one of my own. -Ha-ha-ha.

[instrumental music]

See? That's how it happens.

A perfect match.

No heartbreak, no divorce

no lonely nights at home watching sappy romance movies.

You've made up this whole perfect-match stuff

because you're afraid of failing at relationships.

You're boyfriend-a-phobic.

[instrumental music]

(J.D.) 'Keep the change.'

I've never even seen a $100 bill before.

Gee, you can have free refills for life.

Oh, that's great. Thanks.

Hey, Jane.

You know, most people just want to be friends with me

'cause I'm famous.

- Lucky you. - Not really.

I'm a pop star, which means, at any time

pop, it's all over. Then someone else is popular.

And anyone who likes J.D. McQueen is a total geek.

Well, I'm already a geek.

The truth is, you're from a completely different world.

I mean, everybody recognizes you.

Everyone likes you.

- Everyone knows you. - But I don't know anyone.

I mean, think about it. The only person I really know is you.

[instrumental music]

So when did your parents get divorced?

Six years ago, Christmas Day.

[chuckles] So they wanted to ruin

every Christmas for the rest of your life?

I don't think they planned it. Mom got mad.

Dad got a turkey on his lap and everything else on his head.

You know, two years ago, my parents asked me

what I wanted for my birthday.

And I just told them I wanted them to stop fighting

and...my dad moved out later that night.

[door opens]

Oh, I did not need this today.

- 'Dad, what's the matter?' - Oh, God.

Diane's not home yet, I got a lecture in ten minutes

and the car won't start.

Take Jane's car.

- You sure? - Yeah, sure.

Well, thanks.

Carry on.

Bye, dad.

[door opens]

[door opens]

Ow!

Ow!

[tires screeching]

(Mr. Brighton) 'Whoo-hoo!'

[chuckles]

So what are you doing Saturday night?

Oh, PBS is running this series

on the American presidents.

Dang. I was, I was kind of hoping I could take you out.

- I'll tape it. - Okay.

(man on speaker) 'Men can't resist a flat tummy.'

'Isometric hold for ten seconds.'

One, two

three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

- 'Now lay flat on your back.' - Oh.

You got that part down.

Did you hear Mr. Thomas gave Kevin an F?

I heard. That totally sucks he got caught cheating.

No, it sucks that he cheated, and not that he got caught.

Ask anyone who cheats.

Is it the cheating or getting caught that sucks?

Cheaters suck.

(man on speaker) 'And ten more seconds.'

[whirring]

[sighs]

I hate my smile.

Oh, no, a zit!

[dramatic music]

[sighs]

I do it the old-fashioned way.

- Ow! - Sorry.

God.

Jane, you need to be careful.

At some point, this fairy tale is gonna end.

It' not like you're gonna marry him.

And you're not prepared for heartbreak.

What are you talking about? J.D. and I are just friends.

And that's all I wanna be.. Just friends.

- 'Honey, I'm home.' - How was your show, dear?

Exhausting. We did three encores.

And Grant needs all the new songs by Monday.

So I'll be busy this weekend.

Well, this will make you feel better.

I made your favorite, cream pie.

You are just perfect.

I hope there's enough for everyone.

I brought some friends over.

Come on in, girls.

[instrumental music]

(Grant) 'You're Jane, right?'

I'm Grant Powers, J.D.'s manager.

And trust me, taking care of things is what I do best.

J.D. sent you?

And it's time for you to get off work

and for us to go do a little shopping.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

[gasps] Oh!

Ah..

This must be wrong.

Well, Jane, come here.

- How about that? - No way.

I'd be totally afraid to wear that. It looks really expensive.

Jane, it's time to be fearless.

I don't think J.D. would like that.

[chuckles] Trust me.

And as far as the price goes, I told you

I'm here to take care of things, right?

You are gonna blow J.D.'s mind when he sees you in this dress.

I feel like I'm in a fairy tale.

Yeah? How about lunch?

Oh, no. I'm late for an appointment. I gotta go.

- Wait, Jane, your stuff. - Oh.

I'm sorry. I gotta go. I'm really late.

Jane. Have a great time.

The poor kid.

[instrumental music]

Thanks.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, this is so exciting.

Samantha, will you get your sister, please?

- Jane! - Thank you, Sam.

Thank you.

- Hi, J.D. - Hi.

Jane's almost ready. Come on in.

Hey, will you take Jane to her dad's tonight after your date?

- Yeah, no problem. - Thank you.

[music continues]

You look, uh, uh..

Take your time. It'll come to you.

[chuckles]

- Okay, you kids be safe. - Mwah.

- Behave. - 'Bye, Jane.'

See you guys later. Bye.

[music continues]

Thank you.

I've never been in a limo before. This is so cool.

It's no big deal. You get used to it after a while.

(Jane) 'So where are we going?'

(J.D.) We are going to the Music Awards.

- The what? - The Music Awards.

It's cool.

This isn't really happening.

[chuckles]

[crowd cheering]

(crowd) 'J.D.! J.D.!'

Whoa! Whoa!

[crowd cheering]

Guys, come on, come on.

J.D., J.D., can I have you for a minute?

- How are you doing? - Hey, man, love the new album.

Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

I noticed you brought a girl here to the awards.

What's the relationship?

Well, she's a good friend.

Any comment on your relationship with London?

Another good friend. Hey, man, variety.

It's the spice of life.

Well, it's good to be J.D. McQueen.

[crowd cheering]

[Mr. Brighton snoring]

♪ I was really dumb ♪

♪ You taking dancing ♪

♪ And act like it was fun ♪♪

[engine revving]

Jane?

[instrumental music]

[sighs]

So did you have a good time tonight?

Are you kidding? It was incredible.

Yeah, I'm sorry I had to keep leaving you

to do those interviews.

It's just all part of the business.

Well, I'm sorry that you didn't win.

- Next year it'll be you. - Yeah, maybe.

Maybe not.

[instrumental music]

[Mr. Brighton snoring]

Ow! My toe!

(Sam) 'Dad, you're an idiot!'

I never noticed, but you have a great smile.

- No, I hate it. - No, I like it. It's cute.

[instrumental music]

- You have this thing. - In my teeth?

[chuckles] No.

This thing that breaks me down.

Jane, I'm two different people.

J.D. is this amazing, super-cool

super-confident kid.

He's the guy all the girls want.

But when I'm with you..

...I'm just plain-old Joe McQueen.

- I like Joe. - Well, I don't.

There's nothing special about Joe

right down to the name.

What's wrong with the name Joe?

Average Joe, Joe Schmo, Joe Blow--

Okay, okay, okay. You don't like my smile.

That's my point. Joe loves your smile.

I love your smile.

Really, I do.

[music continues]

Jane...do me a favor.

Please don't tell anybody about this.

I wanna keep it our secret.

I can't believe it!

You're in "Teen People!"

[chuckles] Let's read it.

- Come on! - Oh.

[Jane sighs]

"Variety is the spice of life?"

[sighs]

So what's going on

with you and the super-freak?

She's telling everyone you guys are soulmates.

I think I heard something about a wedding

as soon as you turn 18.

- What? - You're mad, I can tell.

- I'm not mad. - Yes, you are.

- No, I'm not! - J.D..

If you gave me a chance

I would treat you like a king.

Come on, I already told everybody

you're taking me to prom.

No, thanks.

I put my entire high-school reputation on the line.

- I'm sorry, Whitney. - Fine. You leave me no choice.

If you don't ask me

I'll, I'll tell everyone you're a lip-syncer.

You know that's not true!

Tell it to the tabloids

because that's gonna be quite a story.

Look, all I'm asking for

is one night with the J.D. McQueen.

In my 23 years as a janitor

I've seen spray paints

crazy glue, graffiti, gum..

I've never seen anything like this.

Now, here's an item that no J.D. fan should be without.

That's right. J.D.'s locker.

Does anyone want it for a $100?

- I'll-I'll take a 100. - A $100.

J.D. is deciding who he's going to ask to prom

at this very moment.

And who's he gonna pick? Me.

What about Jane Brighton?

When school's finished..

...she's finished.

You're right. She won't be here next year like you.

[scoffs]

[exhales sharply]

[breathing heavily]

Uh..

Whitney, will you go to prom with me?

[laughing]

Hi, uh, Justin.

I realized you're, like, the hottest girl in school.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

I probably shouldn't even

try asking you.

- Mm-mm. - But..

A wise man once told me

that the, um, the true losers in life

are not those who, uh

uh, try and fail

but those who fail to try.

[chuckles]

So, uh, you-you wanna go

to the prom with me, Whitney?

- Yes. - You will?

- Oh! - 'If you do three things.'

- Okay. - Lose 30 pounds.

- Uh-huh. - Grow six inches.

Then win the lottery and give me all the money.

- What was that first thing? - Get lost.

- Seriously? Ew.. - Let's go.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

- So I had it twice. - Huh?

- I threw up. - Are you alright?

It's the grades that aren't right.

A, B, C, D, F.

Why'd they skip E?

Because failure starts with F.

Yeah, but C is for average

which starts with a A.

And A is for excellence which starts with a E.

And D is for below-average which starts with a B.

And B is for above-average which starts with a A.

Think about it. F, F is the only one that makes sense.

You're burning up.

[sighs]

My point is, these grades are just so stupid.

They don't make sense.

Jane..

...if I don't get a answer to a question, is it okay..

[school bell rings]

It's okay.

Just skip it and then go back to it.

You'll do fine.

You're right. You're right.

[sighs] I can do this.

[indistinct chatter]

[sighs]

Turn your tests over and begin.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

- What was that? - What?

I saw you! You cheated off of me!

- Shh. Keep quiet! - This was your plan all along.

Everything was a lie. I..

I should've seen this a mile away.

Here's a car. How about a date? Even a kiss.

All I have to do is let you copy off of me

and not say anything.

What if you'd gotten caught?

Mr. Thomas would've thought that I was helping you.

I would've gotten suspended. I would've lost my scholarships.

But you don't care, do you?

Listen, I get nervous when I take tests.

Next thing you're gonna tell me that you have stage fright.

No, it only happens when I take tests.

My whole body freezes up.

- I'm so stupid. - You're not stupid.

I cheated because I have to pass my classes to tour--

I don't care why!

You cheated!

Who cheated?

[music continues]

He cheated on me with another girl.

And now that I know what type of person he is

I don't ever wanna see him again.

You know what makes a diamond?

[sighs] Is this one of those stories

where I'm a lump of coal?

The flaws, Jane.

It's the flaws that make life precious.

I understand. You're saying J.D. was a mistake.

No. No.

I'm saying, don't be afraid of mistakes.

Listen, if it weren't for the bad times

the good times wouldn't seem so good.

Now, as for me, I'm gonna go to the salon.

- That's a good idea. - Okay.

[upbeat music]

[laughing]

[music continues]

And now for today's showcase special.

That's right. For a $100, I've got J.--

- Hey! You little.. - Run, everybody!

What do you think you're doin'?

Where do you think you're goin'?

Don't you think it's messed up

to sell my shorts for a $100?

Yeah, I do. I can get 200, easy.

God, I hate this stupid school!

If you can't change the wind, adjust your sail.

What's that supposed to mean?

You can't change the influences of those around you

but you can change the way you respond.

[sighs]

So you're sayin' I should take control?

Huh.

[guitar music]

♪ I lie awake thinking of you ♪

♪ Wondering why I do the things I do ♪

♪ How can I let your love escape ♪

♪ When all I can do ♪

♪ Is wait? ♪

♪ I can't stop ♪

♪ Your love's still there ♪

♪ The ghost of you haunts my mind everywhere ♪

♪ I'll find a way to make it right ♪

♪ And someday soon I'll get you back in my life ♪

♪ Faces change ♪

♪ And time goes by ♪

♪ A new day's come ♪

♪ But I won't change my mind ♪

♪ How can I stop what I'm dreamin' of? ♪

♪ I'll wait ♪

♪ I'll wait forever for your love ♪♪

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

Mr. Thomas..

Uh, there's something I have to tell you.

J.D. told Mr. Thomas he cheated off you

and Mr. Thomas flunked him.

I don't believe it. Why would he do that?

Why do you care?

You once said it's the cheating

not the getting caught that sucks, remember?

Do you really think there's such a thing as a fear of tests?

Yeah, right. Testophobia?

[instrumental music]

Testophobia is for real.

Just because it's on the Internet

doesn't mean it's real.

Hey, Sam. Is-is Jane home?

She's not here.

- I really messed up, huh? - I have to go to school.

I didn't mean to hurt anyone.

I think I love her, Sam.

For show and tell

I was gonna bring some owl puke I found..

...but I think this is one better.

'Please welcome J.D. McQueen.'

Singer, dancer, songwriter

and my friend.

(students) 'Hi, J.D.!'

What's it like knowing every girl wants to kiss you?

[laughing]

That's not true, is it?

What's it like being J.D. McQueen?

Well, being an entertainer is a lot like any job.

There's deadlines, bosses and a lot of pressure.

You gotta remember, it is a business.

But being J.D. McQueen

is a lot easier than being Joe McQueen.

You see, J.D.'s.. He's just an act.

But Joe, he's the guy who has to pick up all the pieces

when the screaming stops.

- Who's Joe? - I am.

A.J., do you have a question?

J.D., can I have your autograph?

Autographs are three dollars, a picture with J.D. is ten.

- And kisses are twenty. - Kisses?

This is way better than my lemonade stands.

(Diane) 'Simply put, it's the fear of taking tests.'

It's what therapists call a social phobia

or anxiety disorder.

So someone can perform in front of thousands of people

and still have a fear of tests?

Yes, it happens.

A lot of people get performance anxiety.

It just takes on different forms.

(woman on phone) 'Dr. Brighton, your four o'clock appointment is here.'

Have him wait. This is important.

So some entertainers get chronic panic attacks so severe

that they become physically ill

with headaches, fever, even vomiting.

That sounds like J.D. right before our test.

Thanks, Diane. I really appreciate it.

You're welcome. I'm glad I could help.

[instrumental music]

(Grant) 'Yeah, that's great, Stevie.'

We'll, uh, we'll get back to you, okay?

(man on phone) 'Mr. Powers, next audition is here, I'm sending him in.'

Mr. Thomas...I know why J .D. cheated.

- No sob stories, Ms. Brighton. - No.

He knows the material, he just freezes up on the tests.

This matter has nothing to do with you.

This matter has everything to do with me.

I know exactly what it's like to stress out about a test.

I mean, to be afraid that you're not gonna do your best

and that you're not gonna get the right answer.

But, Jane, those feelings are perfectly normal.

Perfectly normal?

Thanks, because God knows if I wanted to be normal

I'd want to be perfectly normal. I'm obsessed with perfection..

Finding the perfect boyfriend, with picking the perfect school.

Mr. Thomas, I got a perfect 1600 on my SATs.

People don't call me perfectly normal.

They call me a freak.

'J.D. is the opposite side of that coin.'

I fire up for tests, he freezes.

Give J.D. a second chance.

You know my rule.

You taught, he learned.

'I can prove that.'

J.D. just needs to be in his special place.

Grades have to be in by final bell today.

Any proving has to be done before that.

[engine whirring]

[instrumental music]

[knocking on door]

- Yes? - Mrs. McQueen.

J.D. needs to be at Mr. Thomas' office by two o'clock.

Joey's at the airport.

He's going to New York to see his dad.

The airport?

[engine revving]

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, people, move!

[music continues]

All I know is, your mom said to pick you up

at the executive terminal

and to get your butt

back to school.

[sighs]

Up there's a pretty scary place for most of us.

But Jane seems to think it's your special place.

[chuckles]

[dramatic music]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[upbeat music]

[clock ticking]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

So what'd you think?

[sighs] Pretty difficult.

Ought to be.

It's a test to weigh first-year college calculus.

Mm-mm-mm..

Mm-mm.

[chuckles] Oh!

'Oh!'

[scoffs]

[chuckles]

Well, Jane's not gonna like this very much.

- You did better than she did. - I did?

Yes!

Here.

It's from Grant.

"J.D. McQueen interview."

[birds chirping]

(J.D. on video) 'Another good friend.'

Hey, man, variety, it's the spice of life.

Whoa! It's good to be J.D. McQueen.

Now, a lot of girls wanna know

what would it take to be your perfect girl.

Well, she'd have to be really smart and a good friend.

'But there's also this, this thing..'

This thing?

This thing. I love this one girl's smile.

I really do. It's.. I mean, she's amazing.

Listen, I gotta go. It was nice talking to you.

Whoa! Sounds pretty heavy.

It wasn't all a lie.

How come that wasn't in the article?

'Cause that's not J.D. talking, that's Joe.

[instrumental music]

I want you to wear this.

[gasps] Mom!

I can't wear that. That's yours.

Every princess needs a necklace.

And a lady in waiting.

[laughing]

And a chaperone.

Oh, Mary! You look so gorgeous.

Oh!

(male announcer) 'Ladies and gentlemen, J.D. McQueen!'

[audience cheering]

What's up, everybody? How y'all feelin' out there?

Are you feelin' good?

[crowd cheering]

Jane, uh, are you out there?

You picked her over me?

How can you do that?

[screams]

[water splashing]

Whitney Addison wears a water bra.

[all laughing]

Listen, everyone, I'm kicking off my summer tour

right here, right now, in my hometown.

But if it weren't for some very special people

the only thing I'd be kicking off this summer is my shoes.

First off, I'd like to thank my parents

for always making sure I do my best

and not letting me cheat myself out of my full potential.

Most importantly, I'd like to thank Jane Brighton.

You taught me everything.

Thank you.

[instrumental music]

- Is this seat taken? - Uh, no, please.

[chuckles] It's all yours.

♪ Give me half the chance ♪

♪ I'll make you understand ♪

♪ That what I got to give is so much more than this ♪

♪ Than you'll ever know.. ♪

Kid's pretty good, isn't he?

Excellent. And he's cute, too.

♪ In time ♪

♪ Don't always open up ♪

That kid's got talent.

♪ And let someone inside ♪

♪ I've got a lot to learn.. ♪

Justin. My name's Justin.

I used to date a guy named Justin. My name's London.

♪ But I've gotta say what's right for me ♪

♪ You should know ♪

♪ That I can ♪

♪ Be more than you will ever need ♪

♪ I-I'll show you somethin'.. ♪

Dating many girls

makes the heart feel old.

Finding the right woman makes you feel young again.

Uh, did you hear that there's a prom comin' up?

I never got to go to my prom. I was actually really bummed.

Really? Well, uh..

Would you.. I-I don't know. Would you like to go with me?

Sure, that sounds great.

[chuckles] Ooh!

♪ Exactly what you are.. ♪

Hi, I'm Grant. J.D.'s manager.

I'm Faith. Jane's mom.

I was just gonna go get a soda. You want one?

♪ Till you realize.. ♪

I'd love one.

That could be the best soda she ever has.

[chuckling]

♪ But I've gotta say what's right for me ♪

♪ You should know ♪

♪ That I can ♪

♪ Be more than you will ever need ♪

♪ Ever need ♪

♪ I'll show you something new to see ♪

♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ New to see ♪

♪ I'll be the one you can believe.. ♪

Where have you been? We haven't seen you since the wedding.

Hm? Oh, I'm so sorry..

It's okay. It's okay. It's not your fault.

Um, I'm just not ready to be out yet.

I, uh, I need to go home.

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ O-o-oh ♪

♪ No-o-oh ♪

♪ O-o-oh ♪

♪ You should know that I can ♪

♪ Be more than you will ever need ♪

♪ I'll show you something new to see ♪

♪ Come on I'll show you.. ♪

Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery

today is a gift.

That's why it's called the present.

♪ I'll be ♪

♪ Well I'll be one better oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ I'll be ♪ ♪ I'll be one better ♪

♪ O-oh ♪♪

[audience cheering]

(all) J.D.! J.D.! J.D.! J.D.!

[chanting] J.D.! J.D.! J.D.! J.D.!

J.D.! J.D.! J.D.! J.D.!

[instrumental music]

[chanting] J.D.! J.D.! J.D.! J.D.!

[seagulls squawking]

I always knew you'd do well on the test.

You just needed to be in your own special place.

Actually, on stage

in front of a whole bunch of empty seats

that's my biggest fear.

If I can ace a test there

I can ace a test anywhere.

It's because of you I passed.

[chuckles] And I finished writing my first story because of you.

Really? What's it about?

It's a fairy tale about a high-school girl

who falls in love with a prince.

Don't tell me. They get married.

They fall in love and they live--

No, no, I don't know about that.

Well, how does it end?

With a kiss.

[instrumental music]

(Jane) A kiss that could last a lifetime.

A.B., come on mark.

And action!

[instrumental music]

Cut!

♪ I've been thinkin' 'bout my younger days ♪

♪ And I wondered if I've wasted my life away ♪

♪ Will I break on through? ♪

♪ So I'm trying harder every night ♪

♪ I've been workin' I've been practicin' ♪

♪ I'm puttin' in overtime ♪

♪ I gotta know ♪

♪ And I've been thinkin' 'bout you ♪

♪ Picture of you hanging out ♪

♪ And I've been dreamin' about how ♪

♪ I'm gonna tear up this town ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Tear up this town ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

Gatorade. Refresh your thirst.

♪ Tear up this town ♪

♪ So I'm setting straight on to you girl ♪

♪ And I'm hopin' you're gonna tell me what to do ♪

♪ Will I kick it with you? ♪

Forty-five, backward. Take two. Sound speed.

♪ I keep on trying to keep up the fight ♪

♪ And nothing gonna stop me ♪

♪ Till I'm holding you oh so tight ♪

♪ I gotta know ♪

[engine revving]

♪ I've been thinking 'bout you ♪

♪ With your head hangin' down ♪

♪ And I've been dreamin' 'bout how ♪

♪ I'm gonna tear up this town ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Tear up this town ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Tear up this town ♪

♪ Tear up this town ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

[rock music]

[crowd cheering]

Forget it, kid.

[laughing]

♪ I've been thinkin' 'bout you ♪

♪ With your head hangin' down ♪

♪ And I've been dreamin' 'bout how ♪

♪ I'm gonna tear up this town ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Tear up this town ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Tear up this town ♪

- Hello, Roger. - Thank you all.

♪ Tear up this town ♪

♪ I'm gonna tear up this town ♪

♪ We're gonna tear up this town ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Tear up this town ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Tear up this town ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪♪

[crowd cheering]