Original subtitles

(gentle music)

- Mmm, delicious.

Marvelous.

- Well it's all the way you wash the pot.

Never a scour.

- There's no one as funny as a bachelor showing

off his cooking prowess.

- Yes, well we aim to please.

- Doesn't your uncle mind being shunted off

into the bedroom?

- No, no, he's just fine.

Now look why don't you just lie back and relax.

Look, we see each other everyday for eight hours

out at the newspaper, but we never really get a chance

to know each other.

- Oh, ask him in, he was such fun at dinner,

I'm sure he'd really appreciate it.

- Linda, right now, don't you just feel

that it's the two of us against the world?

- No.

Just against your uncle, now go on, Tim.

- Well we aim to please.

Well how about a cup of coffee, Uncle Martin?

Uncle Martin?

Oh no, no games, not tonight, please.

- Oh he's not here, is there another way out.

- For him there is yes.

(audience laughs)

- Well I guess we have the whole apartment

to ourselves then.

- Yes, let's go.

- No, I thought--

- Right now I wanna buy a cup of coffee

down at the drugstore.

- You're shoving me, Tim, what's the matter with you?

- That's gratitude for ya, you take a guy in,

give him the shirt off your back,

and what does he do?

He disappears on ya.

- Don't let me interrupt, I really just want some sleep.

(playful music)

(mysterious music)

(beeping)

(upbeat music)

(easygoing music)

- You don't know how unsettling it is

having someone studying at you all the time.

- Well you can't see me, how do you know

I'm studying you?

- That's what's so unsettling.

(audience laughs)

- It was getting stuffy in that bedroom, Tim.

You need more ventilation.

- I need more privacy.

Uncle Martin, look, it took me four weeks

to get a date with Linda, three hours to cook her dinner,

two hours to get her in the right mood,

and it only took you two seconds to blow it.

Now that doesn't seem fair somehow.

Where are my shoes?

Excuse me.

- Oh you Earth people, appearances are everything.

You care more about the chase than the prey.

- It'll probably take me another four weeks

just to chase her up here.

Now Uncle Martin, you've just gotta stop it.

You know something, you have ruined the beginning

of a beautiful friendship.

- I'm sorry, Tim, it won't happen again.

- Here it is, I'm gonna be late.

(mischievous music)

(cheerful music)

Good morning.

- Good morning.

- Oh come on, Linda, now look.

It wasn't my fault that the evening ended so early.

- Whose fault was it?

- Well it was my fault, I guess, but I promise I'll make it

up to you if you just--

(cabinet bangs)

- I've got some work to do.

(playful music)

(mysterious music)

(audience laughs)

(dog barking)

- Now, now, now, now, now, just quiet down.

Arguing won't settle anything.

That's better.

Now you start first, tell me exactly when you saw the bone.

(dog growling)

(phone ringing)

Excuse me.

Hello?

- We're paying you to be in this office at 9 o'clock sharp,

where are you?

- This is Tim's uncle, he left about an hour ago, Mr. Burns.

- Well he's not here, where is he?

Hello, hello, anybody there, hello?