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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,366 --> 00:00:04,500 [Maxxx] ♪ Hundreds and thousands All over your mouth ♪ 2 00:00:04,666 --> 00:00:08,266 ♪ Don't you know you love me When I go down south? ♪ 3 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:10,600 Naughty! What do you reckon, Tammy T? 4 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,900 Well, it was insipid, indefensibly stupid, 5 00:00:12,966 --> 00:00:14,666 and lyrically appalling. I've had haemorrhoids 6 00:00:14,733 --> 00:00:16,133 ‐with more charm. ‐[laughs] 7 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,433 Well, now we know what the tone‐deaf think. 8 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,833 Let's ask the yute dem. Amit, what you saying? 9 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,433 Amit? [whistles] Amit? 10 00:00:21,633 --> 00:00:23,733 Is agender and non‐binary synonymous? 11 00:00:23,866 --> 00:00:25,566 Boring. Does no one here respect music? 12 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:28,266 ‐Uh, me. You're gonna be huge. ‐Again. 13 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:29,966 Again, and again, and again, and again. 14 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:31,433 ‐Sounds sweet, me girl. ‐I wanna melt you down 15 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:32,700 ‐and bathe in you. ‐[Tamzin] What? 16 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:33,900 ‐What? What? What? ‐Rose? 17 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,266 [Rose] Maxxx values my opinion. 18 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:37,900 No, he values hearing you repeat his opinion. 19 00:00:38,366 --> 00:00:40,166 Okay, Amit and Rose, can you give us a moment, please? 20 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:41,466 All right, go on, guys. Get out. 21 00:00:41,633 --> 00:00:44,100 [Rose] This party's dead anyway. Later, bitches. 22 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:45,700 Play "Rolling Dice" again. 23 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:49,033 Oh, God, you're obsessed with this song. 24 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,133 ♪ You said the feeling Of being with me ♪ 25 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,233 ♪ Is like rolling dice ♪ 26 00:00:54,633 --> 00:00:56,366 ‐♪ You're not‐‐ ♪ ‐Stop yodelling. 27 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,466 Stop what you're doing. 28 00:00:57,533 --> 00:00:59,666 I've got some really serious news here. 29 00:00:59,733 --> 00:01:01,000 Just sit down. 30 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:03,700 Good. 31 00:01:04,833 --> 00:01:05,933 Gangnam Style's yacht 32 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:07,433 hasn't been heard from in two days. 33 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,700 ‐He's gone missing. ‐What? Oh, my God he's... 34 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,400 ‐Oh, my God, has he drowned? ‐...got the voice of an angel. 35 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:11,700 [Don] They don't know where he is. 36 00:01:11,766 --> 00:01:13,266 He's supposed to perform tonight 37 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,866 at Kindness 4 Kidz live fundraiser. 38 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,533 I've just been on the blower with the show's producer asking 39 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:21,100 if Maxxx would step in as a filler. 40 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:22,166 ‐[Tamzin] Gangnam Style? ‐Whoa. 41 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:24,533 Trust me, it wasn't the first call that she made. 42 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,733 She's desperate. 43 00:01:26,033 --> 00:01:28,233 And I mean, really, like, bottom of the barrel. 44 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,800 There is no one else out there to ask desperate. 45 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:34,333 ‐Right. We get it, we get it. ‐I am telling you, she was like, 46 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,133 "It's tumble weeds out there, it's a barren wasteland." 47 00:01:37,366 --> 00:01:39,000 I mean, at one stage they were even considering 48 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:40,666 a Paris Hilton DJ set, and she said 49 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:42,066 most homosexual guys got AIDS. 50 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,733 Okay, we get it, okay? They wanted anyone else but me. 51 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,733 ‐We fucking get it. ‐Yeah. 52 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,366 What is... [sniffs] 53 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:48,900 What? 54 00:01:48,966 --> 00:01:50,600 You're okay with live TV, right? 55 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,766 [laughs] Yeah. Definitely. 56 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:54,166 ‐What you want to do is... ‐Nah, that ain't it... 57 00:01:54,233 --> 00:01:55,200 ‐...the right chopping method. ‐...that ain't it. 58 00:01:55,566 --> 00:01:56,600 That ain't it. Watch out, watch out. Watch out, Jamie, 59 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,933 it's like this‐‐ Oh, God! [screams] No, Jesus.! 60 00:02:00,033 --> 00:02:02,500 ‐Why did you do that? ‐I'm high. [sobs] 61 00:02:02,633 --> 00:02:05,500 Are you kidding me? I'm really good at it. 62 00:02:05,966 --> 00:02:08,133 So, let me just get this straight. 63 00:02:08,266 --> 00:02:11,466 If he is dead. Or, you know, or hurt, 64 00:02:11,533 --> 00:02:12,866 or just very delayed. 65 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,566 That means I get to go on TV, yeah? 66 00:02:14,933 --> 00:02:16,433 ‐You do. ‐Okay, wow. 67 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,066 I am‐‐ I think I'm suffering shock. 68 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:20,633 Like, I'm just having, like, a bit of a moment. 69 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,266 I think I'm gonna go meditate, just have a little 70 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:24,566 couple of moments of silence and just think about Gangnam 71 00:02:24,633 --> 00:02:27,066 and what he's really offered to our great nation. 72 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:29,566 Poor Gangnam. [sighs] 73 00:02:31,266 --> 00:02:34,700 Rose, Gangnam's dead! I'm back, baby! 74 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,633 [theme music playing] 75 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:40,766 ♪ They'll love you When you're up ♪ 76 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,966 ♪ They'll fit you for a crown ♪ 77 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:45,666 ‐[people cheering] ‐[Maxxx] We made it, baby. 78 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,033 ♪ But now you're giving up ♪ 79 00:02:48,433 --> 00:02:49,800 [Maxxx] They're coming with me. 80 00:02:49,866 --> 00:02:53,866 ♪ Are you a king or clown? A king or clown ♪ 81 00:02:54,866 --> 00:02:57,433 ‐This city knows how to party. ‐♪ Are you a king or clown? ♪ 82 00:02:57,566 --> 00:03:00,033 Is this guy drunk? What's going on here? 83 00:03:00,233 --> 00:03:02,266 ♪ Are you a king or clown? ♪ 84 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,533 ♪ Are you a king or clown? ♪ 85 00:03:06,066 --> 00:03:07,766 [camera shutter clicking] 86 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:09,800 [Maxxx] Naughty! 87 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:13,633 [mariachi music playing] 88 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:17,500 [Maxxx] Oh, I'm back, baby. 89 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:19,300 [Tamzin] So, you have done Kindness 4 Kidz before, right? 90 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,233 I was the king of Kindness 4 Kidz. 91 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,166 Everybody love me, son. 92 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:24,900 ‐[Don] There he is. ‐[Maxxx] Yo. 93 00:03:24,966 --> 00:03:26,300 ‐[Don] There he is. ‐[Maxxx] Yo, boom. 94 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,066 ‐[Don] You go get 'em, killer. ‐[Tamzin] Hi, Don, hi. 95 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,600 I just‐‐ I was just wondering. Have you had any thoughts 96 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:32,133 about "Rolling Dice"? Because the acoustic version 97 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,166 ‐really is the, uh‐‐ ‐Well, we're going 98 00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:35,933 with that stupid sex song. It makes me laugh 99 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,033 ‐every time I hear it. ‐[phone vibrating] 100 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,233 It's not supposed to be funny. 101 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,866 Well, that's what makes it funny. Hello? 102 00:03:41,266 --> 00:03:45,766 What? No, no. You eat a bag of dicks, Grandma. 103 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,533 ‐Uh‐oh, Gangnam Style. ‐Uh, sorry, what are you doing? 104 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,266 Uh, the man's dead, T. He don't need it. 105 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,933 [Tamzin] We don't know he's dead, Maxxx. 106 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Come on. Come on. Oh, hello. 107 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:57,600 [speaking in foreign language] 108 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:59,666 Personal masseuse. What? 109 00:04:00,266 --> 00:04:02,000 You know Drake's got one of them, yeah? 110 00:04:02,466 --> 00:04:04,000 Ham. Bunch of ham. 111 00:04:04,466 --> 00:04:06,433 Weird amount of ham, if you think about it. 112 00:04:06,633 --> 00:04:08,866 Ice cream, champag‐ne. 113 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:12,833 ♪ We got ourselves monogrammed dressing gown ♪ 114 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,466 ‐[Rose] Woo! ‐[Maxxx] Oh, zimm, zimmer, 115 00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:17,800 rolls in the dimmer. Highest in the room, son. 116 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,066 Yes. Come on. This is what I'm talking about. 117 00:04:21,366 --> 00:04:24,333 Ooh, yeah. We back, baby. Mm‐hmm. 118 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,700 We back. Oh, yeah. 119 00:04:27,966 --> 00:04:29,633 Dad, do you think I could get someone on the guest list? 120 00:04:29,733 --> 00:04:32,833 Yes, son, of course. Listen, anything is possible, bro. 121 00:04:32,966 --> 00:04:33,900 Think about that. 122 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,866 Oh, my God, the bananas are pear shaped. 123 00:04:35,966 --> 00:04:38,400 Okay. Listen, listen, listen. We need to take advantage 124 00:04:38,466 --> 00:04:40,200 of this opportunity and exposure tonight. 125 00:04:40,266 --> 00:04:42,033 Because regardless of whether Gangnam Style shows up or not‐‐ 126 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,333 ‐Sorry, are you all right? ‐No, I'm good. 127 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,300 ‐I'm good. Come on. ‐Are you sure? 128 00:04:44,366 --> 00:04:45,566 Anthony Robbins me. Do it. 129 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:47,300 Okay, 'cause this event is gonna get a lot of coverage. 130 00:04:47,366 --> 00:04:48,466 ‐Uh‐huh. ‐A lot of coverage. 131 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:50,566 So, we need to show people that we are back. 132 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,100 And that we mean serious business. 133 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,233 Show the world. Show Jourdan. We back, baby. 134 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:57,400 ‐Just get dressed. ‐All right. 135 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,566 ‐Get dressed. ‐[Amit] Dad, check this out. 136 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,966 It's nice, innit? It also hurts. 137 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,466 I really like it. 138 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:09,933 ♪ But I know There will never be enough♪ 139 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,033 ♪ Maybe I'm a little bit selfish♪ 140 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,933 [Maxxx] Tamzin! [claps] 141 00:05:14,266 --> 00:05:17,666 ‐Boom. ‐[Tamzin] Oh. Wow. [chuckles] 142 00:05:17,866 --> 00:05:19,400 ‐You look‐‐ You look snug. ‐Yep. 143 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,533 This used to show off my abs. Now I feel like 144 00:05:21,633 --> 00:05:23,733 ten pounds of shit crammed into a five‐pound bag. 145 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:25,333 Maxxx, I need you for a mic fitting. 146 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,033 Yeah. I'm coming. [clears throat] 147 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:28,500 ‐So, are you okay? ‐[Maxxx] Yeah, 148 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,800 I've just got some chest pains. Jesus. 149 00:05:31,033 --> 00:05:34,366 [whistles] I'm cool. Cool as a cucumber. 150 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:35,633 Yeah. I'm not stressed 151 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,700 ‐The Maxxx don't stress. ‐[chuckles] Okay. 152 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:39,833 It's just, you know, this show, there's just a lot riding on it. 153 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:40,800 [Tamzin] Mm. 154 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,366 I feel, if I get this right, I'll be back in the O2. 155 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:45,700 If I get it wrong, I'll be in Butlin's Holiday camp. 156 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,000 ‐[chuckles] ‐Okay. 157 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,233 Maxxx doesn't feel the presh. 158 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:49,700 ‐No. [chuckles] ‐[chuckles] 159 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,266 You got something on your top. 160 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:53,900 Oh, shit. It's my wheatgrass shot. 161 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,566 My hand and mouth coordination is not great 162 00:05:55,633 --> 00:05:57,266 ‐at the best of times. ‐You're making a mess of that. 163 00:05:57,333 --> 00:05:58,700 ‐Oh. ‐Let me do that. 164 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,800 Um, thank you. 165 00:06:01,866 --> 00:06:05,033 [woman] Maxxx, I need to put your mic on for a sound check. 166 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,666 I'm coming! 167 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,333 [whispers] Sorry. 168 00:06:11,133 --> 00:06:12,300 Yep. Got it. 169 00:06:12,466 --> 00:06:14,266 ‐Yeah, you did. [chuckles] ‐All done. 170 00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:17,233 Yeah. [chuckles] Well done. Thank you. 171 00:06:17,366 --> 00:06:19,233 So, all right. I'm gonna... 172 00:06:19,766 --> 00:06:21,533 ‐go do my sound check. ‐Yep. 173 00:06:26,533 --> 00:06:28,166 ‐Here we go. ‐Rose, it just doesn't make 174 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:29,600 ‐any sense. I don't think I've‐‐ ‐[Roxx] Hello. 175 00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:32,733 Oh, hey, Roxx. It's Amit, we met at that party. 176 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:34,166 You were sick and I stroked your hair. 177 00:06:34,266 --> 00:06:36,766 Oh, whistle. Hey, cutie. 178 00:06:36,866 --> 00:06:37,800 Where are you? 179 00:06:37,966 --> 00:06:39,633 Oh, God, my team's in Peckham tonight. 180 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,066 We're just building this huge Wicca comehique. 181 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:45,033 Mad, you're building a comehique? What's comehique? 182 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:47,133 It's a steam room from Japanese folklore, 183 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,066 that, like, attacks the victim's anus. 184 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,633 Okay. Okay, I hear that. 185 00:06:50,733 --> 00:06:51,666 You wanna come? 186 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,100 Ah, no. Right now, we're just 187 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:55,300 chilling in a Gangnam Style's dressing room. 188 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,066 We sipping on some juice. We living. 189 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,700 Let me give you a little tour round the place. 190 00:07:00,266 --> 00:07:02,766 White trees, where do you find that? Nowhere. 191 00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:07,266 We've even got ham. Ham. You know, when I'm hungry, 192 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,266 ‐I'm gonna munch. ‐Uh... 193 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,233 [Amit] It is a bit of a one man show though. 194 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,033 ‐You in? ‐Um, tempting, 195 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:18,000 but not really my vibe. Have a brill time though. 196 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:19,933 And if you fancy smoking cigarettes 197 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,266 in a dirty bath house in Peckham, 198 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,666 then you know where to find me. 199 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,766 ‐Bye. ‐Why don't you just‐‐ 200 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:24,800 [line disconnects] 201 00:07:28,466 --> 00:07:30,833 Be yourself. Nice one, dumb dumb. 202 00:07:30,966 --> 00:07:32,700 I thought that went really well. 203 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:35,733 [Hans] I cannot deal with those, fucking in‐ear monitors, 204 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,766 ‐so low, can I? ‐[man] Sorry. 205 00:07:36,966 --> 00:07:38,833 You know what? You are a fucking piece of shit. 206 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,533 Fuck you, baldy. 207 00:07:41,366 --> 00:07:42,833 ‐Tamzin? ‐Hi. 208 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,900 You're the new manager at Don Wild Entertainment, right? 209 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:49,500 Yeah, bitches be taking over. 210 00:07:49,566 --> 00:07:51,100 ‐Hmm? ‐Sorry, ladies. 211 00:07:51,966 --> 00:07:54,233 Fucking SJW's are everywhere, you can't just say anything 212 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:56,066 without offending people these days. 213 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:59,266 White, middle class guys are the most oppressed minority 214 00:07:59,366 --> 00:08:01,766 ‐right now. ‐It must be tough for you. 215 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:03,433 So, uh, you're representing Maxxx? 216 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,133 Yes. Yes, he's my‐‐ He's my first client. 217 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,500 I thought he was dead. 218 00:08:07,566 --> 00:08:09,433 [laughs] No, no, it's Lucky who died. 219 00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:10,400 [Hans] Lucky for Lucky. 220 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,700 At least he won't have to watch a Maxxx comeback. 221 00:08:12,766 --> 00:08:14,866 ‐Am I right? ‐[laughs] Yeah. 222 00:08:14,966 --> 00:08:17,100 Oh, my bad. Good for you. 223 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:19,500 Thank you. So, I should probably get going. 224 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:22,766 Look, Tamzin, my manager is a piece of shit. 225 00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:25,800 Isn't your manager your dad? 226 00:08:26,033 --> 00:08:27,866 Yeah, he's a piece of shit. 227 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:31,500 ‐I'm kinda hot right now and‐‐ ‐So, so, so, so, so, Hans, 228 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,233 Hans, you were very good on that American talent show, 229 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:37,166 but I'm actually concentrating on building a list of artists. 230 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,500 So, I'm not really into novelty. 231 00:08:39,633 --> 00:08:42,333 What the fuck you talking about? Maxxx is a novelty act. 232 00:08:42,433 --> 00:08:43,933 ‐Uh, well, actually‐‐ ‐[Hans clears throat] 233 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,066 He's a novelty act and a drug addict. 234 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,066 Well, he's actually working on some really cool 235 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:50,466 acoustic music. Which I actually think 236 00:08:50,566 --> 00:08:51,900 ‐you really might enjoy. ‐[Maxxx] Yo, Hans! 237 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:54,000 Oh, shit. Maxxx in the house. 238 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:56,066 [Maxxx] What's up, baby? What's up, Hans? 239 00:08:56,233 --> 00:08:58,500 Man, you been working out? You look dope in that suit. 240 00:08:58,566 --> 00:09:00,433 Oh, shit, I can hardly breathe in this shit, 241 00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:02,200 I'm sweating like a paedo in a playground. 242 00:09:02,466 --> 00:09:03,900 ‐Nothing personal. ‐It's all good. 243 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:04,966 ‐[music playing] ‐Look, oh, shit, 244 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:08,033 that's my cue. Tamzin, boom, boom. 245 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,933 ‐[beatboxes] Yeah. ‐[Hans] You're killing it. 246 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,700 I love you, baby. I love you. 247 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,566 ‐[Tamzin laughs] ‐Nice stand for the art. 248 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,166 You're a novelty manager, Tamzin. 249 00:09:17,566 --> 00:09:18,300 Face it. 250 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:22,166 Yo, Dad, Maxxx is making a comeback. [chuckles] 251 00:09:22,666 --> 00:09:25,033 ‐[backup singers] ♪ Soft serve ♪ ‐[Maxxx] ♪ Girl, I said ♪ 252 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,333 ♪ Put the flake in ♪ 253 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,966 ‐[backup singers] ♪ Soft serve ♪ ‐[Maxxx] ♪ Put, put, put ♪ 254 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,200 ♪ Put, put the flake in... ♪ 255 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:32,333 ‐[backup singers] ♪ Soft serve ♪ ‐[Maxxx] ♪ Put it in, girl ♪ 256 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,833 ♪ Put the flake in real good ♪ 257 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:37,733 Yeah, all right. Bass sounded a bit, uh, low. 258 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:40,466 What‐‐ What did you think? Did you‐‐ Did you like the song? 259 00:09:40,533 --> 00:09:41,533 Oh, I heard it. 260 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,666 Yeah, I know you heard it, it was playing out the speakers. 261 00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:46,800 ‐But did you like it? ‐It's got lots of character. 262 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:51,000 Character? It's not your peg leg ugly cousin, right? 263 00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:52,600 It's a hit fucking song. 264 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,900 Right. Okay, time's up. 265 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:58,066 Next up for a sound check, it's Polo Loco. 266 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,433 [mariachi music playing] 267 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,366 Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. No, no, no. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 268 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:05,066 This is a star on stage, you understand? 269 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:06,733 Back, back. That's right. That's right. 270 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,533 ‐Just get the fuck back. ‐Should've got Peter Andre. 271 00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:11,000 Listen, sis, sorry, uh... 272 00:10:11,866 --> 00:10:12,933 you don't need to like it. 273 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:15,033 All right, I just wanna know what you think. 274 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,933 It‐‐ It was a delight in me sound lobes. 275 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,766 Huh. Now you're just being sarcastic. 276 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,900 I don't like that. Loco, what you reckon? 277 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:26,466 [Lucky laughing] 278 00:10:28,566 --> 00:10:31,633 Wait, wait, wait, that was so shit, bruv. 279 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,433 [gasps] You‐‐ You're not real. 280 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,100 What have you come as, Big Bird? Maxxx come as Big Bird. 281 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,466 ‐No, no ‐[Lucky] What are you wearing? 282 00:10:37,566 --> 00:10:39,366 You're shit, bruv. You're never gonna make it, 283 00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:41,066 Maxxx. I was the fucking talent. 284 00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:42,866 ‐What are you doing here? ‐[Lucky] This is talent. 285 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,133 Watch this, yeah. 286 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,700 ‐[Maxxx groans] ‐[mariachi music playing] 287 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,233 You can't do this shit. 288 00:10:48,866 --> 00:10:49,900 [laughs] 289 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,800 See you soon, Maxxx, 'cause you look sick. 290 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:52,866 Hey, you're not real. 291 00:10:52,966 --> 00:10:54,866 You look fucking sick, Maxxx. [laughs] 292 00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:56,333 What the fuck are you doing here? 293 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,933 Get the fuck off my stage. 294 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,233 He just won Espana's Got Talent. He's got talent. 295 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:02,733 Yeah, you know who's got fucking talent? 296 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,100 Dad, Dad, look, look. 297 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,533 What did you think? Did you think it was all right? 298 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,066 You're doing great, you're smashing it. 299 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,200 ‐Thanks. ‐Don't worry about it. 300 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:09,866 Maybe you can change the song? 301 00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:11,366 It does feel like a bit of a joke. 302 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,800 [man] Talent Coordinator to the Production Office. 303 00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:15,500 For an update on Mr. Style. 304 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,766 Gangnam. 305 00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:24,133 [Maxxx groans] 306 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,166 [whistles] 307 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,433 Dear God, it's me, Maxxx, obviously. 308 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:36,100 I'm a long time believer, first time prayer. 309 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,366 Please let Gangnam Style be dead. 310 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:41,933 Or just unable to perform, 311 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,766 because he's too severely disfigured. 312 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,466 I know this makes me a bad person, 313 00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:47,200 but I just really fucking need this. 314 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:50,366 I need to show the world, I need to show Jourdan 315 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:52,766 that I'm still the man I was, so, if you are real, 316 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,900 if you are fucking real, show me a sign. Any sign. 317 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,566 ‐Great news. ‐Gangnam's dead? 318 00:11:57,666 --> 00:11:58,766 ‐Gangnam. ‐Yes, yes. 319 00:11:58,966 --> 00:12:00,466 ‐Get in there, my son. ‐He's fine. 320 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:01,500 ‐What? ‐He's fine. 321 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,566 ‐He's fine? ‐Not a scratch on him, 322 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,300 they're calling it "Miracle of the Mediterranean". 323 00:12:04,366 --> 00:12:06,366 Fuck you, God, the one fucking thing I ask. 324 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:07,866 ‐That's fucking‐‐ ‐You're panicking. 325 00:12:07,933 --> 00:12:09,000 ‐[grunts] Huh? ‐Listen to me. 326 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,000 He's not hurt, 327 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:11,600 but he's not going to be here in time to perform. 328 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,633 ‐Huh? ‐You're going on live, baby. 329 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,633 Prime time. 330 00:12:15,933 --> 00:12:18,300 ‐What? ‐You're gonna be famous. 331 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,500 Again. 332 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,900 [announcer] And welcome back to the annual 333 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,133 Kindness 4 Kidz fundraiser Live from London. 334 00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:30,966 And any of our viewers are old enough 335 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,333 to remember the band Boy Town 336 00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:35,166 are in for a very special surprise this evening. 337 00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:38,166 ♪ I was afraid That you would go away ♪ 338 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:41,600 ♪ That I kept my heart From you ♪ 339 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:45,766 ♪ And you from me ♪ 340 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,000 Oh, sorry, just pretend I'm not here. 341 00:12:50,766 --> 00:12:53,300 ♪ Baby, trust I heard you ♪ 342 00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:55,200 ♪ You said the feeling of ♪ 343 00:12:55,266 --> 00:12:56,966 ‐♪ Being with me is like ♪ ‐♪ Being with me is like ♪ 344 00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:58,700 ♪ Rolling dice ♪ 345 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,866 ♪ I'm not lying ♪ 346 00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:03,133 ‐Come on, Tam, you're really... ‐Oh, stop it. 347 00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,700 ‐...not that good. ‐Oh. 348 00:13:04,766 --> 00:13:06,700 But you got heart, dem. 349 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,433 [Tamzin] You know, um... 350 00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:10,366 When I hear you playing like that, 351 00:13:10,466 --> 00:13:12,766 I really believe that we could do this, you know. 352 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,100 We've got a chance to prove everybody, 353 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,200 that there's more to you than just nostalgia, 354 00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:20,900 and dick swinging, and public mental breakdowns, 355 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,833 because when you play like that... 356 00:13:22,966 --> 00:13:24,100 [guitar playing] 357 00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:27,366 ...it's real, it's authentic. 358 00:13:29,366 --> 00:13:31,333 Hey, could you not, we're having a moment here. 359 00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:32,400 Thank you. 360 00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:33,833 Sorry, Senor Craig. 361 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,900 I'm not Craig David, bro. I'm‐‐ 362 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,300 Okay, come on, Maxxx, can you focus? 363 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,133 ‐That's why I voted for Brexit. ‐You need to focus. 364 00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:41,033 'Cause both of our careers really need this. 365 00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:43,500 So, just forget "Soft Serve". 366 00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:46,600 Take your guitar, and go out there and be a star. 367 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,466 Look who's come round to Maxxx. 368 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:59,066 ‐Tamalama ding dong. ‐[guitar playing] 369 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,566 [Don] Get it up, Limp Bizkit, let's go. 370 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,566 What‐‐ What are we? What‐‐ Why? What is that? 371 00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:04,800 What the fuck is that? 372 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,200 Tamzin thinks I should maybe do the other song. 373 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,533 ‐She does? ‐[Maxxx] Yeah. 374 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,400 What she say? That you should be authentic? 375 00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:11,566 ‐Right. ‐And soulful, 376 00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:13,866 ‐and sing from your heart. ‐That's what I'm talking about. 377 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,900 Right, because‐‐ Yeah, 'cause all the best rock stars‐‐ 378 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,266 Killed themselves in the 90s. 379 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,933 Look, Maxxx, people have a choice. 380 00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:22,333 To feel through music, 381 00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:24,066 or numb through noise, and nowadays 382 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,400 they have made their choice on, Maxxx, the latter. 383 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,433 ‐Right, but, but‐‐ ‐[mumbles] 384 00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:31,233 People like pop. 385 00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:34,133 Hot, light, sexy, greezy, 386 00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:36,766 mind numbing, stupid pop. I mean, 387 00:14:36,866 --> 00:14:39,133 what the fuck are we doing here? 388 00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:41,433 The last few good years of your life. 389 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:46,033 Chasing authen‐fucking‐ticity, when you can have fame. 390 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:49,133 You want Jourdan back, huh? You wanna be famous? 391 00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:51,566 I wanna‐‐ I want that. I want that, but‐‐ 392 00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:52,400 ‐But what? ‐But‐‐ 393 00:14:52,466 --> 00:14:53,633 But what? But I was in the‐‐ 394 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:54,566 ‐But, but, but‐‐ ‐But, but, but. 395 00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:56,233 You've got more buts than a pump factory. 396 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,200 You gotta tell me. Do you want to be famous? 397 00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:00,600 ‐I wanna be famous. I just‐‐ ‐I don't believe you though. 398 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,600 ‐I wanna be... ‐You can yell... 399 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,066 ‐...fucking famous, Don. ‐...all you want though. 400 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:04,200 ‐I wanna fucking be famous. ‐I hear 401 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,366 ‐something, sunshine. ‐Don't fuck with me. 402 00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:06,533 ‐You're gonna stop. ‐Don't‐‐ 403 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,900 You're gonna stop tickling my corn hole. And you and I, 404 00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:10,133 ‐we're gonna get the‐‐ ‐Fuck you, bro. 405 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,200 I know how bad you want it. 406 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,066 ‐How bad you want it? How bad... ‐I fucking want it, Don. 407 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:14,600 ...do you motherfucking want it? 408 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,500 ‐Yeah, I fucking want it. ‐Do you motherfucking want it? 409 00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:18,233 ‐Yeah, I fucking want it. ‐Do you motherfucking want it? 410 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,666 What are you fucking yelling at me? 411 00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:20,833 Get the guitar‐‐ 412 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,433 Yeah, I fucking want it. I fucking want it. 413 00:15:23,566 --> 00:15:25,533 I fucking want it. I fucking want it. 414 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,000 Huh, is that enough for you? 415 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,300 [woman clears throat] 416 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,266 On in ten. 417 00:15:38,466 --> 00:15:39,800 Yeah. Be right out. 418 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,100 You do want it. 419 00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:45,066 Don't fuck it up. 420 00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:54,233 [Hans] ♪ I'm perfect me And perfect for you ♪ 421 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:58,033 ♪ But girl I want... ♪ 422 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,266 Oh, come on, Maxxx. 423 00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:01,633 Let's send this basic Bieber back to school. 424 00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:04,100 ‐Where's your Dad? ‐I don't know. 425 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:05,366 Probably doing whatever you got planned for him. 426 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,333 If only. Where are you going? 427 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,766 To the comehique. In a bit. 428 00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:10,400 Such a weird kid. 429 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,633 [man over PA] Maxxx to stage left. 430 00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:18,600 Maxxx to stage left. 431 00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:23,066 [crowd cheering] 432 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,266 ‐[Maxxx] Oh, Tamzin. ‐Let's just get this over with. 433 00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:31,066 Wow, thanks for the motivational speech. 434 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,833 I think after this show, you should find yourself 435 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:33,933 a new manager. 436 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,300 Yeah, I had this hope, and it was stupid, 437 00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,666 and... [scoffs] ...I should have known better. 438 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,166 Whose guitar is that? 439 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,500 It's a Mexican guy's. He let me borrow it. 440 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,666 I just figured, you know, I keep on doing things, 441 00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:49,300 'cause I'm afraid, you know. 442 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,366 Like, I look at you, and you are such a mess. 443 00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:55,466 But you do things because you believe in them, right? 444 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,200 And you're sarcastic towards me, but you believe in me. 445 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,566 You believe in me and I just want to try 446 00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:02,366 and live up to that, so I figured, you know, 447 00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:05,466 I should, you know, just fucking roll the dice, 448 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,866 ‐as it were. ‐Okay. 449 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,766 ‐I believe in you, too. ‐Could you give us five seconds? 450 00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:13,133 Okay. But don't be long. 451 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,033 [whispers] I don't know what's wrong with her. 452 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,300 She‐‐ She knows she's my cousin. 453 00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:17,366 I don't know, it's weird for me. 454 00:17:17,466 --> 00:17:19,200 ‐Yeah, but‐‐ ‐It's weird for me. 455 00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:21,766 ‐[chuckles] It's fine. ‐On in five, Maxxx. 456 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,466 Oh. Thank you. 457 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,733 All right. 458 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,500 Game time. 459 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,533 [chuckles] Well, uh, good luck. 460 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,866 ‐Oh, good luck to you. ‐No, no, no. You're the‐‐ 461 00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:34,500 ‐You're the one going on. So... ‐Oh, I'm going on, 462 00:17:34,566 --> 00:17:35,900 so that's probably good luck to me then. 463 00:17:35,966 --> 00:17:37,033 ‐Good luck to you. ‐All right. 464 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,300 ‐All the luck. You'll‐‐ ‐Yeah. Okay. 465 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,800 ‐Bye. ‐Oh, bye. 466 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,700 ‐Yep. Good evening. ‐[stutters] 467 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,166 [chuckles] Bye. 468 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,166 I see he's got his little guitar with him. 469 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,833 [groans] That was creepy. Yes, um‐‐ 470 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,400 ‐Come. ‐The thing is, Don. I‐‐ 471 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,400 I actually really believe in him, and I think‐‐ 472 00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:55,766 Tamzin, I have been in this game since... 473 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,500 before your daddy invited your mommy 474 00:17:58,566 --> 00:18:00,866 into the backseat of his car to play a game of pocket 475 00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:03,066 the Peperami. So, I know one thing 476 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:07,700 with absolute certainty. Maxxx is not an artist. 477 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,966 Now, I gave him this shot, 478 00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:11,733 for one reason, one reason only. 479 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,566 People love watching him. 480 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,633 Now, do you know why people love watching him? 481 00:18:18,566 --> 00:18:20,666 Same reason the M25 slows down to a crawl 482 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,133 twice a day. 483 00:18:22,766 --> 00:18:24,633 People love a car crash. 484 00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:28,200 Now, if you think he's a genius 485 00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:30,133 being hampered by market failure, 486 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,833 then God bless, God speed, 487 00:18:31,966 --> 00:18:34,633 you two are on your own, but if you work for me, 488 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,133 ‐which you do. Right? ‐Yes. 489 00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:40,866 Get him to play that sex song. I make a million quid. 490 00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,300 You get your own stable. 491 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,300 What? 492 00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:46,066 Your own stable. 493 00:18:48,766 --> 00:18:50,300 Hire whoever the fuck you want. 494 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,966 Your call. 495 00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:58,433 [applause] 496 00:19:00,866 --> 00:19:01,766 No pressure. 497 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,166 [host] Thank you, now, coming up next, 498 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,066 we have a very special guest for you 499 00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:11,866 at Kindness 4 Kidz this evening. In his 500 00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:13,500 ‐very first live performance... ‐Hey. 501 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:14,933 ‐ ...in nearly a decade. ‐Let's go. 502 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,866 [host] You know him from Boy Town. 503 00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:19,500 It's Maxxx. Give it up, come on. 504 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:22,300 [crowd cheering, applauding] 505 00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:27,033 [Maxxx] Woo, yeah. 506 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,000 What's good? 507 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,300 Good to be back. 508 00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:34,466 I hear a lot of hungry kids out there. 509 00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:36,733 Well, it's feeding time. 510 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,300 Maxxx is back. 511 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,233 ‐All right. ‐[whispers] Hi, hi. Sorry. 512 00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:44,266 ‐[Maxxx] Woo, yeah. ‐I'm‐‐ I'm Maxxx's manager. 513 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,400 We're gonna cut the acoustic 514 00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:46,766 and go with "Soft Serve" please. 515 00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:50,066 Really? Sick kids are in for a right old treat. 516 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,466 [Maxxx] I'm going try something a little different. 517 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,533 Something from my heart. 518 00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:56,700 This one is for someone special. 519 00:19:57,966 --> 00:19:59,066 Believe in love. 520 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,433 ["Soft Serve" playing] 521 00:20:02,866 --> 00:20:04,766 [cheering] 522 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,233 Yeah. Sounds good! 523 00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:09,700 Woo. 524 00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:12,233 [music fades away] 525 00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:16,333 [pills rattling] 526 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,333 I'm fine. 527 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:23,033 [Lucky laughing] 528 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,033 ‐See you soon. ‐♪ Push the button ♪ 529 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,566 [laughing] You look sick. 530 00:20:31,966 --> 00:20:33,700 ♪ Do... ♪ 531 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:35,533 ♪ Dance ♪ 532 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,500 [man] Ambulance. Is the patient breathing? 533 00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:45,400 [Tamzin] I think we‐‐ We need an ambulance quick. 534 00:20:45,466 --> 00:20:46,533 [man] Is the patient conscious? 535 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,600 [Tamzin] No, no. His‐‐ His lips have gone blue. 536 00:20:48,766 --> 00:20:51,000 My God, I think his heart has stopped beating. 537 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,133 ♪ They'll love you When you're up ♪ 538 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,233 ♪ They'll fit you for a crown ♪ 539 00:21:02,466 --> 00:21:04,466 ♪ But now you're giving up ♪ 540 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:10,666 ♪ Are you a king or clown? A king or clown ♪ 541 00:21:12,033 --> 00:21:14,366 ♪ Are you a king or clown? ♪ 542 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:18,333 ♪ Are you, are you a king or clown? ♪ 543 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,000 ♪ A king or clown ♪ 42132

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