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>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER
CENTER IN THE HEART OF
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NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW," STARRING
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JIMMY FALLON
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
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GUESTS ‐
ANDY SAMBERG
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JOSE ANDRES,
MUSICAL GUEST, PERFUME GENIUS,
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AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
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AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST,
JIMMY FALLON
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♪
>> Jimmy: HI
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING
I APPRECIATE IT.
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I WANT TO WELCOME DAMON AND
STROH.
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WELCOME BACK, GUYS
[ APPLAUSE ]
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NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS, AGAIN.
WE MISSED YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
GET READY FOR ‐‐ YOU BETTER
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REALLY LAUGH IT UP FOR THESE
JOKES.
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HERE WE GO
YOU ARE NOW THE AUDIENCE AS
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WELL AS THE BAND
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE.
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WELL GUYS, AS CORONAVIRUS CASES
KEEP GOING UP, AND PRESIDENT
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TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATING KEEPS
GOING DOWN, HE'S DECIDED TO
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BRING BACK SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T
SEEN IN A WHILE.
CHECK IT OUT
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>> THREE MONTHS LATER, UNABLE
TO HOLD HIS RALLIES AND
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FLOUNDERING IN THE POLLS,
PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES THE
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TELEVISED BRIEFINGS ARE BACK
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, TODAY
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WAS TRUMP'S FIRST CORONAVIRUS
BRIEFING IN ALMOST THREE
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MONTHS
OR AS THAT'S KNOWN IN TRUMP
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TIME, ABOUT 82 TELL‐ALL BOOKS.
THE BRIEFING GOT OFF TO A ROUGH
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START WHEN TRUMP ASKED THE
PRESS, "OKAY, WHAT DID I MISS?
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TOO MUCH
I'M GOING TO SAY IT ONCE MORE.
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THREE MONTHS
YEAH, USUALLY WHEN SOMEONE
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DISAPPEARS FOR THREE MONTHS,
THEY END UP ON THEIR OWN
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EPISODE OF "UNSOLVED
MYSTERIES.
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THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP'S BRIEFINGS
ARE BACK
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REALLY
THIS IS LIKE SAMSUNG BRINGING
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BACK THEIR EXPLODING GALAXY
PHONE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
THE PRESS SECRETARY ALSO SAID
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THE BRIEFINGS WILL FOCUS ON
TRUMP'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS ON THE
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VIRUS.
SO AT LEAST THEY'LL BE SHORT
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I'M EXCITED THE BRIEFINGS ARE
BACK, CAUSE I JUST WANT TO SEE
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WHAT KIND OF TREATMENTS TRUMP
COMES UP WITH ON IS SPOT
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"HAVE WE TRIED CANCELLING THE
VIRUS?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE GET IT CANCELED ON
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TWITTER?
#CORONAVIRUSOVERPARTY.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE WAS ACTUALLY A FUN MOMENT
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DURING THE BRIEFING WHEN A
A REPORTER YELLED, "HEY, IT'S
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CHRIS WALLACE" AND TRUMP DOVE
UNDER THE PODIUM
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BUT WHILE TRUMP IS HOLDING
CORONAVIRUS BRIEFINGS,
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DR. FAUCI WILL SPEND THE WEEK
PREPARING FOR HIS NEXT BIG
PUBLIC APPEARANCE.
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>> THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS
HAVE JUST ANNOUNCED THAT
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DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, A GREAT METS
FAN, WILL THROW OUT THE
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CEREMONIAL FIRST PITCH ON
OPENING DAY THIS THURSDAY,
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AGAINST THE NEW YORK YANKEES
>> Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, NOT TO
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BE A DOWNER, CNN, BUT I'M NOT
SURE DR. FAUCI THROWING OUT
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A FIRST PITCH QUALIFIES AS
BREAKING NEWS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
DR. FAUCI WILL THROW OUT THE
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FIRST PITCH ON THURSDAY.
IT'S A GREAT IDEA UNTIL HE
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SPENDS 20 MINUTES RUBBING HIS
BALLS WITH PURELL.
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[ FOG HORN ]
WELCOME BACK
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WELCOME BACK, TEAM
[ LAUGHTER ]
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FAUCI IS A SMALL MAN
SO HE'S GOING TO WEAR ONE OF
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THOSE TINY HELMETS THEY SERVE
ICE CREAM IN
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[ LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE AWS ]
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YOU KNOW TRUMP IS JEALOUS ABOUT
THIS
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BUT LOOK, IF HE WANTS TO STAND
IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF EMPTY
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SEATS, HE CAN JUST GO BACK TO
TULSA.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, AS SPORTS BEGIN TO
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RETURN, IT'S STILL NOT SAFE FOR
FANS TO BE IN ATTENDANCE
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WELL, A PITTSBURGH AREA COMPANY
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SAID THEY DEVELOPED SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT HELP.
WATCH THIS
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A DRONE WITH ENOUGH POWER TO
SANITIZE ENTIRE STADIUMS IN
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THREE HOURS USING ELECTROSTATIC
TECHNOLOGY
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>> Jimmy: WHICH IS GREAT, UNTIL
TEN MINUTES LATER WHEN A BUNCH
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OF FANS CARRYING THE VIRUS SHOW
UP FOR THE GAME.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
THE COMPANY WAS LIKE, "RELAX,
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ALL WE'RE GOING TO DO IS FLY A
A GIANT ROBOT AROUND WHILE WE
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DROP CHEMICALS FROM THE SKY.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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WHAT'S THE BIG 'D'?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
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THAT'S RIGHT
WE'VE GONE FROM AIR FORCE
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FLYOVERS TO A GUY OPERATING
A DRONE FROM A LAWN CHAIR.
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BASEBALL FANS WERE LIKE, KEEP
THAT FOR NEXT SEASON AND JUST
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FILL IT WITH BEER.
MOVING ON, A NEW STUDY BY THE
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NATIONAL SLEEP FOUNDATION FOUND
20% OF AMERICANS SLEEP WITH
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THEIR EYES OPEN.
20%.
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TARIQ, ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
I'M PRACTICALLY SPEECHLESS,
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TOO.
CAN YOU IMAGINE SLEEPING WITH
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YOUR EYES OPEN
TARIQ?
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HELLO?
[ SNORING
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IS HE SNORING?
CAN SOMEONE TAKE OFF HIS
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GLASSES?
>> Questlove: I'LL TRY
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♪
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHAT'S GOING
ON, BUD?
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[ SNORING
TARIQ, ARE YOU
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I THINK HE'S SLEEPING WITH HIS
EYES OPEN.
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>> Questlove: I DON'T KNOW
HE MUST BE ONE OF THEM 20%
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>> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY WAY TO
SEE WHAT HE'S DREAMING ABOUT
DO WE HAVE THAT TECHNOLOGY
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>> Jimmy: HEY, IT'S US HANGING
OUT BEFORE SOCIAL DISTANCING
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I CAN'T BE MAD ABOUT THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ SCREAMING
TARIQ, WHAT?
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>> Tariq: SORRY ABOUT THAT,
MAN.
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I WAS JUST HAVING A NIGHTMARE.
>> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER,
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EVERYONE
>> Tariq: WAIT, WHERE ARE MY
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GLASSES?
♪
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>> Jimmy: WELL GUYS, SOME TV
NEWS
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[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH
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>> Questlove: ONE MORE
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: GUYS, SOME TV NEWS
AFTER BEING DELAYED FOR SEVERAL
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MONTHS BECAUSE OF COVID, LOOKS
LIKE "THE BACHELORETTE" IS
COMING BACK.
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A PANDEMIC GET IN THE WAY OF
FINDING LOVE
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THEY'RE SHOOTING IN
PALM SPRINGS AT THE LA UINTA
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RESORT AND CLUB.
THE ENTIRE CAST AND CREW IS
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QUARANTINING AT THE RESORT
BEFORE SHOOTING.
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>> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE
BEING VERY CAREFUL
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THEY DON'T GET IN THE HOT TUB
TOGETHER
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THEY SIT IN TWO SEPARATE TUBS
LIKE A CIALIS COMMERCIAL
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[ LAUGHTER ]
AND THIS IS GOOD, EACH EPISODE
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ENDS WITH CLAIRE ASKING, WILL
YOU ACCEPT THIS NOSE SWAB?
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THIS IS INTERESTING, THOUGH.
BECAUSE USUALLY "THE
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BACHELORETTE" AND THE WINNER
BECOME SOCIALLY DISTANT AFTER
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THE SHOW
MEANWHILE, AT THIS VERY MOMENT,
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THE BACHELOR MANSION IS BEING
HOSED DOWN BY THE CHEMICAL
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DRONE.
SO ‐
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[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS EXCITING, I LOVE THIS
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STORY.
I SAW THAT CHEESE‐ITS IS
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BRINGING BACK ITS BOX, IT'S
HALF HOUSE WINE, HALF
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CHEESE‐ITS
IT COMES OUT ON THURSDAY
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LOOK AT THIS
THAT'S RIGHT
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BOXED WINE AND CHEESE‐ITS, THE
OFFICIAL BREAKFAST OF
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QUARANTINE
NOWADAYS AMERICANS ARE
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THINKING, I NEED SOMETHING
STRONGER
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YOU GOT FLAMING HOT DORITOS AND
ABSINTHE
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[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A GOOD THING TO BUY AT THE
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SELF‐CHECKOUT MACHINE SO YOU
DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT
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WITH THE CASHIER
AND FINALLY, POLITICAL
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COMMENTATORS ARE SAYING THAT IF
JOE BIDEN WANTS TO WIN THE
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PRESIDENCY, HIS CAMPAIGN IS
GONNA HAVE TO WORK HARD TO
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CAPTURE YOUNG VOTERS
TO LEARN MORE, I'M JOINED BY
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THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN'S NEW YOUTH
ENGAGEMENT TEAM, HAYDEN AND
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PAYTON
HOW'S IT GOING, GUYS
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>> WHAT'S UP, JIM‐JIM?
THANKS FOR HAVING US, JIM‐JIM.
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WE CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU ABOUT
HOW WE'VE TRANSFORMED JOE BIDEN
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INTO THE YOUTH CANDIDATE
>> Jimmy: GREAT.
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SO WHAT POLICIES ARE YOU
NUDGING JOE TOWARDS TO GET
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YOUNG PEOPLE ONBOARD
>> WHAT WE'RE WORKING ON IS
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MORE IMPORTANT THAN POLICIES
CHECK THIS OUT
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WE JUST LAUNCHED THE OFFICIAL
BIDEN 2020 INSTAGRAM FILTER.
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[ CHIME
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> FORGET THAT CUTE PUPPY
FILTER
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PRETTY SOON, EVERYONE'S GONNA
WANT THEIR FACE TO LOOK EXACTLY
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LIKE THIS.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU SAY SO, I
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GUESS.
>> AND WE'RE COLLAB‐ING WITH
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OCULUS TO BRING YOU A JOE BIDEN
V. R. EXPERIENCE.
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>> STRAP ON A V. R. HEADSET AND
TRANSPORT YOURSELF INTO
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JOE BIDEN'S ATTIC, WHERE YOU
CAN LOOK AT HIS CARAMEL WRAPPER
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COLLECTION
>> Jimmy: AREN'T V. R.
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EXPERIENCES SUPPOSED TO BE FUN
AND EXCITING
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>> EXACTLY
THAT'S WHY WE CHOSE THE MOST
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EXCITING THING FROM JOE BIDEN'S
LIFE, HIS ATTIC FULL OF OLD
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CARAMEL WRAPPERS
>> LET ME POP OFF, JIM‐JIM
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GET THIS
WE'VE GOT JOE COMING ON "HOT
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ONES."
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: THANKS FOR POPPING
OFF.
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IT'S ACTUALLY COOL
I LOVE THAT SHOW, "HOT ONES.
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>> NOW, DOCTORS TOLD JOE HE
ISN'T ALLOWED TO EAT ANYTHING
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SPICIER THAN AIR
SO INSTEAD OF HOT WINGS, HE'S
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JUST GONNA TASTE THE AIR AROUND
HIS MOUTH, LIKE THIS
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT GUYS, STOP
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EATING AIR
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN
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INTERVIEW HERE
>> OKAY.
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YOU'RE GOING TO GET HYPED OVER
THIS NEXT ONE, JIM‐JIM
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WE'RE MAKING JOE BIDEN A TWITCH
STREAMER
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>> Jimmy: THAT'D BE COOL
WHAT VIDEO GAMES IS HE GOING TO
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PLAY
>> OH NO, MODERN GAME
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CONTROLLERS ARE TOO HEAVY FOR
JOE TO HOLD.
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SO, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE HIM
PLAYING SOMETHING EVEN BETTER,
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CUP AND BALL
CAN YOU IMAGINE JOE BIDEN
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FACING OFF AGAINST NINJA IN CUP
AND BALL
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UMM, YEAH, I'M GONNA POP OFF IN
THOSE COMMENTS
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>> ALSO, JOE'S GOING TO DO AN
INSTAGRAM LIVE DEEJAY SET,
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WHERE HE'LL SPIN HIS FAVORITE
PUBLIC DOMAIN SONGS FROM THE
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1930s, ABOUT A WHISTLING LITTLE
BOY MARCHING BY THE RIVER, OR
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TAKING YOUR HAT OFF AT A
A BASEBALL GAME.
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>> WE'RE LAUNCHING A JOE BIDEN
INSPIRED STREETWEAR COMPANY
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CALLED RUDE MONEY MILLIONAIRE,
WHERE ALL THE CLOTHES ARE JUST
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KIRKLAND SIGNATURE DRESS SHIRTS
AND SWEAT PANTS.
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>> JOE BIDEN IS ON CAMEO NOW
FOR JUST $5 THOUSAND, YOU CAN
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GET A PERSONALIZED SHOUT OUT
FROM JOE HIMSELF, WHERE HE
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IMMEDIATELY DROPS HIS PHONE ON
THE FLOOR AND SAYS, "DANG,
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GUMMI.
THEN WANDERS OFF, WHILE THE
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VIDEO IS STILL RECORDING
>> WE'RE MAKING JOE FORM HIS
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OWN K‐POP GROUP, WITH FELLOW
BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS TIM KAINE
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AND TOM STEYER
THEY'RE CALLED KISSING BOYS
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PARADE
>> Jimmy: GUYS, GUYS, STOP
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THESE ARE TERRIBLE
NONE OF THESE IDEAS ARE GOING
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TO HELP THE CAMPAIGN AT ALL.
[ DING ]
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[ PHONE VIBRATING
>> UH‐OH
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SORRY, JIM‐JIM, WE GOT TO GHOST
YOUR ASS
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THERE IS SOME SERIOUS DRAMA AT
BIDEN H. Q.
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>> YEAH, WE TOLD JOE TO
PARTICIPATE IN THAT VIRAL
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CHALLENGE WHERE YOU SHAVE YOUR
LEG HAIR OFF AND GLUE IT TO
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YOUR FACE TO MAKE A FUNNY
MOUSTACHE.
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BUT HE GOT IT FLIPPED, AND
SHAVED HIS HEAD AND EYEBROWS
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AND GLUED IT TO HIS LEG.
YIKES.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HAYDEN AND PAYTON
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FROM THE JOE BIDEN CAMPAIGN,
EVERYBODY.
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>> BYE
>> BYE
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>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
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ANDY SAMBERG IS HERE
HE STARS IN THE NEW HIT MOVIE
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ON HULU, "PALM SPRINGS."
AND HE'S ALWAYS KEEPING PEOPLE
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FED DURING TOUGH TIMES
JOSE ANDRES IS HERE, AS WELL
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[ APPLAUSE ]
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
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PERFUME GENIUS
STICK AROUND
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
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EVERYBODY.
♪
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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
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YOU KNOW, IT CAN BE HARD TO SAY
GOOD‐BYE
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BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO.
AND THERE ARE FEW THINGS I'D
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LIKE TO SAY GOOD‐BYE TO RIGHT
NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR "GO ON, GIT.
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♪ GO ON
GO O
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GO ON GIT ♪
♪
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>> Jimmy: GO ON GIT, WEATHERMAN
TELLING ME THAT 90‐DEGREE
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WEATHER IS GOING TO FEEL LIKE
101.
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WELL HERE I AM, A COMMON FOOL,
THINKING THAT BECAUSE IT'S
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90 DEGREES OUT, IT'S GONNA FEEL
LIKE 90 DEGREES.
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BUT NO
APPARENTLY, IT'S GONNA FEEL 11
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DEGREES HOTTER THAN THAT
I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING CAT
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FISHED BY THE SUN.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WEATHERMAN,
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FEELS LIKE YOU SHOULD GO ON,
GIT.
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♪
♪
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GO ON, GIT, STREAMING SERVICES
HOLLYWOOD VIDEO USED TO HAVE
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EVERYTHING YOU'D EVER WANT TO
WATCH.
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BUT NOW, I'M SUPPOSED TO
REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL HAS
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"OZARK" AND WHICH ONE OF YA'LL
HAS "THE MARVELOUS
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MRS. MAISEL.
IT SHOULDN'T BE SO DANG HARD TO
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WATCH MY MAISEL.
FROM NOW ON THE ONLY SERVICE
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I'LL BE SUBSCRIBING TO IS THE
ONE CALLED GIT
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♪
♪
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GO ON, GIT, THE NAME GREG
SPELLED WITH TWO "Gs."
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IT'S PRONOUNCED GREG
NOT GREG‐G
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NOW, G‐GO ON AND G‐GIT
♪
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♪
GO ON, GIT, RANDOM WI‐FI
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NETWORKS THAT MY PHONE KEEPS
TRYING TO CONNECT TO
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NOW YOU LISTEN HERE AND YOU ALL
LISTEN GOOD.
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I HAVE AN HONORABLE PHONE.
AND IT WILL NOT BE HOOKING UP
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WITH JUST ANY OLD WI‐FI NETWORK
THAT HAPPENS TO BE OPEN FOR
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BUSINESS
Y'HEAR
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AND YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY GIVING
ME CONFIDENCE WITH A NAME LIKE
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FREE "WI‐FI UNLIMITED NOW FREE
CONNECT NOW.
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BESIDES I GOT MY OWN WI‐FI
NETWORK, AND HER NAME IS BESSY
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PASSWORD GO ON, BUT THE SECOND
"O" IS A ZERO.
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GIT!
♪
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♪
GO ON, GIT, SANDWICHES WITH
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TOOTHPICKS IN THEM
I'M TRYING TO EAT YOU, NOT GET
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THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH TO
PARTICIPATE IN A TINY
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SWORDFIGHT
SO GET OUT OF MY BLT AND G‐I‐T
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♪
♪
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GO ON, GIT, INSTAGRAM LIVE
LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT I'M
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WATCHING THEM.
I JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN QUICK
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TO SEE IF MY SISTER'S
EX‐BOYFRIEND COULD DEEJAY.
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BUT NOW, HE KNOWS I'M HERE, AND
I CAN'T LEAVE, BECAUSE I'M THE
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ONLY ONE WATCHING.
HECK, I THINK HE'S PLAYING A
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A SONG JUST FOR ME
WELL I HAVE A REQUEST, HOW
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ABOUT "GET ME OUT OF HERE" BY
THE ARTIST, "GO ON, GIT.
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♪
♪
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GO ON, GIT, MOTHS.
I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND RUDE, BUT
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YOU'RE DUMB AS HELL.
ALL YOU DO IS EAT CLOTHES AND
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GET HYPNOTIZED BY LIGHTBULBS
PLUS YOU'RE ALL PALE AND UP ALL
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NIGHT LIKE SOME KIND OF VAMPIRE
BUTTERFLY.
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SO MAKE LIKE "TWILIGHT" AND
AFTER FIVE MOVIES, GO ON, GIT.
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♪
♪
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WELL, IT'S HARD TO SEE THEM GO
BUT I'M GLAD I GOT THAT OUT OF
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MY SYSTEM.
STAY TUNED FOR ANDY SAMBERG.
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♪
♪
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>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
A GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER FOR HIS
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FANTASTIC WORK ON THE POPULAR
TELEVISION SERIES
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"BROOKLYN NINE‐NINE.
HE NOW STARS IN THE CRITICALLY
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ACCLAIMED NEW FILM, "PALM
SPRINGS.
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YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT.
YOU CAN SEE IT ON HULU AND AT
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SELECT DRIVE‐INS
HERE IS ANDY SAMBERG
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ANDY! >> YES
>> Jimmy: COME ON.
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FINALLY, I CAN THAT.
I CAN FEEL YOU
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>> JIM‐JAM JONES
>> Jimmy: OH
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>> OH.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
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DOING MY SHOW.
I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY
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YOU LOOK GREAT
>> YEAH.
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YOU, TOO
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MAN
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>> I GOT MY HEADPHONES
>> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT YOU USE
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FOR THE ZOOMING?
>> YEAH.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY, THE
ONLY AIR BUD I LIKE IS THE DOG
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IN THE MOVIE
>> Jimmy: STOP, STOP, STOP
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DON'T HAVE ANY.
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>> Jimmy: THERE'S NOTHING IN
THE RULE BOOK THAT SAYS A DOG
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CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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I TAKE HIS JOKES
ARE YOU BEEN ‐‐ HAVE YOU BEEN
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BINGE‐WATCHING SHOWS AND
WATCHING THINGS AND WATCHING
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TELEVISION
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
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WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
>> YEAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT WE FINALLY
BINGE‐WATCHED WAS "MAD MEN."
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I HAD NEVER SEEN IT.
>> Jimmy: THE SHOW WITH
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JON HAMM
>> YEAH.
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YEAH, THE ONE WITH HAMM, OUR
FRIEND
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NEVER SAW "MAD MEN"?
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>> NEVER SAW IT.
>> Jimmy: I SAW IT
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YOU KNOW WHAT, I MISS ‐‐
THERE'S A SPACE THAT I MISSED.
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BUT I SAW THE BEGINNING AND THE
END.
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DOES THAT COUNT?
>> OH, YOU SKIPPED THE MIDDLE
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PART
>> Jimmy: KINDA DID A LITTLE
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BIT, MAYBE
>> YOU MOSTLY GOT IT
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>> Jimmy: BUT, I KINDA GET IT,
RIGHT?
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>> YEAH, NO ‐‐
IT ‐
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IT'S VERY GOOD
>> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC,
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RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
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ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS EVER
MADE, ALMOST
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE.
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IT WAS BEAUTIFULLY SHOT.
>> YEAH.
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>> Jimmy: THE ACTING WAS OFF
CHARTS
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THE WRITING WAS GREAT.
>> TRULY
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COMPELLING STUFF
>> Jimmy: DOES HAMM KNOW THAT
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WE ‐‐ NEITHER OF US HAVE SEEN
THE COMPLETE SHOW?
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YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS WITH
HIM, RIGHT
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>> I'VE BEEN FRIENDLY WITH HIM
FOR A LONG TIME AND IT'S NEVER
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COME UP.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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I DON'T THINK IT'S COME UP WITH
ME, EITHER
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I GUESS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
YOU'D BE LIKE, "HEY.
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DO YOU WATCH MY SHOW?"
>> YEAH.
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BUT IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE, LIKE,
HE HOSTED "SNL" AT LEAST TWICE
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WHILE I WAS THERE, MAYBE THREE
TIMES.
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WE DID A BUNCH OF "MAD MEN"
SKETCHES
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I DID, LIKE, A "MAD MEN" SPOOF
ON THE EMMYS WHEN I HOSTED IT.
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LIKE, I DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN
LIVING IN PLAIN SIGHT AS A
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A PERSON ACTING LIKE THEY'VE
SEEN "MAD MEN.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT I'M SO GLAD YOU
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SAW IT
IT IS ‐‐ IT IS REALLY
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UNBELIEVABLE
>> IT IS, YEAH
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>> Jimmy: I LOVED IT
I LOVED IT SO MUCH
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ARE YOU ‐‐ ARE YOU ‐‐ YOUR KID
IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO
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CAMP, RIGHT?
NO CAMP.
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CANCELED, RIGHT?
>> NO, SHE'S 3
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3, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE SHOULD START,
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LIKE, A 3‐YEAR‐OLD CAMP THING
FOR 3‐YEAR‐OLDS.
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BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO
START IT PROBABLY.
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>> MAYBE ONE WHERE THEY BUILD
ROBOTS
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>> Jimmy: YEAH
IS YOUR KID INTO ROBOTS?
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>> SHE IS.
BUT I'M MORE JUST ‐‐ I'M
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THINKING IT'D BE A ‐‐ LIKE A
A CHEAP WAY TO GET SOME ROBOTS
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GOING.
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE LOVE ROBOTS
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YOU KNOW, WE'VE DONE ‐‐ I THINK
A LOT OF OUR CAMERAS ARE ROBOTS
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HERE
>> YEAH.
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WAIT, REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY REALLY
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ARE.
WE HAVE TO CUT BACK AND
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EVERYONE IS IN THE STUDIO AND
STUFF.
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SO, IT'S LIKE
REMOTE‐CONTROLLED ‐‐ YEAH.
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WE SENT YOU A REMOTE CONTROL
DO YOU WANT TO JUST SEE IF YOU
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WANT TO ZOOM IN OR MOVE IT
AROUND
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>> SURE.
YEAH
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LET'S DO IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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YOU CAN DO IT FROM YOUR HOUSE.
GO
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>> WOW, LOOK AT THAT
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE QUICK
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A FAST ZOOM.
ALL RIGHT.
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WE'RE GOOD
>> YEAH.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> MINE'S WORKING, TOO
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>> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU CAN ZOOM OUT A LITTLE BIT.
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I MEAN, I AM 45.
>> YOU WEARING MAKEUP, BUDDY
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>> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT
>> YEAH.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU SAW IT
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>> TELL YOU WHAT, I'M NOT
WEARING AIR BUDS AND I'LL TELL
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YOU WHY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT
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OH, YEAH
THAT'S TRUE, YOU'RE NOT WEARING
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AIR BUDS
>> THAT'S BECAUSE THE ONLY AIR
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BUD THAT I LIKE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: NO, NO
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WE ALREADY HEARD THAT.
WE ALREADY HEARD THAT.
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>> DID I DO IT ALREADY
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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IT WAS GOOD THE FIRST TIME,
TOO.
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WHAT ARE THESE CALLED?
THESE ARE JUST HEADPHONES?
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>> THESE ARE JUST ‐‐ YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THEY DON'T HAVE
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A COOL NAME.
>> THESE ARE LAND BUDS
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DUDE, DIGGING YOUR
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LAND BUDS, DUDE.
PRETTY COOL.
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>> THANKS, YEAH.
I JUST WENT WITH THE OLD‐SCHOOL
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LAND BUDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET INTO ‐
>> ME AND YOU ARE KIND OF LAND
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BUDS
BECAUSE WE LIVE ON LAND AND
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WE'RE BUDS
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
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WE'VE BEEN LAND BUDS FOR A LONG
TIME NOW, WE'VE BEEN LAND
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BUDS..
>> IT'S TRUE
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>> Jimmy: DID I READ SOMEWHERE
THAT YOU ENJOY GOING TO
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WEDDINGS
>> I DO LOVE ‐‐ LOVE GOING TO
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WEDDINGS
>> Jimmy: REALLY
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>> I DO.
I'VE SEEN YOU AT A WEDDING
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, WAS I FUN AT
THE WEDDING?
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>> YEAH.
WE WENT GOLFING.
390
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> AND THERE WAS A GIVEAWAY ‐‐
THERE WAS A GIVEAWAY NEAR WHERE
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WE WERE STAYING FOR A PORSCHE,
I THINK.
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AND THERE WAS, LIKE, A PORSCHE
SITTING THERE.
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>> Jimmy: DUDE, YES.
>> AND I'VE A SWEET PIC OF
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YOU ‐‐ WE TOOK ‐‐ WE'RE STILL
CHILDREN
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WE TOOK PICTURES OF EACH OTHER
POSING IN FRONT OF THE PORSCHE,
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LIKE LOW DOWN.
LIKE, "HEY, IT'S ME WITH A
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A PORSCHE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST ‐‐
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT
THAT WAS A GREAT PHOTO
400
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YEAH
>> YEAH.
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>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T BEEN TO
A WEDDING PROBABLY SINCE THEN.
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I MEAN, I THINK I HAVE FUN
I MEAN, WHY DO YOU LIKE
403
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WEDDINGS
>> I LIKE ‐‐ WELL, OPEN BAR.
404
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>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> RIGHT
405
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE.
THAT'S TRUE.
406
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YUP.
>> FREE FOOD
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00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,660
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> ALWAYS SLAMMING GRUB.
408
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,965
AND THEN, EVERYONE'S DANCING
>> Jimmy: YEAH
409
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:06,966
>> LIKE, I FEEL AS AN ADULT,
THERE'S NOT A LOT OF
410
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,302
OPPORTUNITIES TO DANCE
RIGHT?
411
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,805
>> Jimmy: YEAH
I DON'T REALLY GO TO CLUBS
412
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,075
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
413
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,843
>> IT'S OLD GUY AT THE CLUB.
LIKE, YOU CAN'T GO TO THE
414
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:18,844
CLUBS.
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T GO TO THE
415
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,446
CLUBS ANYMORE, MAN
OH, SO A WEDDING IS ALMOST LIKE
416
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,047
GOING TO THE CLUB.
>> IT'S LIKE ‐‐ IT'S LIKE THE
417
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:26,452
CLUB FOR ADULTS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
418
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,686
I KIND OF SEE WHERE YOU'RE
DOING THAT
419
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,188
AND YOU'RE LIKE "HEY, THIS IS
WHAT ‐‐ THEY INVITED ME.
420
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,358
I GOT TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
>> YOU'RE ALMOST BEING A JERK
421
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:36,095
IF YOU DON'T DANCE, IN A WAY
>> Jimmy: WEIRDLY, A JON HAMM
422
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,732
STORY, WE WERE AT THE EMMY
PARTY THAT WE HAD IN L. A
423
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:43,402
AND HE GOES, "HEY, YOU WANT TO
GET THIS PARTY GOING?"
424
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,403
I WAS, LIKE, "YEAH, LET'S DO
IT."
425
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:47,439
HE GOES, "ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, LET'S GET ON THE
426
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:48,674
TABLE.
WE STOOD ON A TABLE AND STARTED
427
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:52,912
DANCING.
>> AND DID IT SET IT OFF
428
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:56,415
>> Jimmy: YES.
IT DID
429
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,117
TOTALLY SET IT OFF
IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE AND
430
00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,385
UNFORGETTABLE.
AND I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT
431
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:01,654
HE SAVED THE PARTY
EVERYONE ‐
432
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,855
>> DO YOU REMEMBER ‐‐ DO YOU
REMEMBER WHAT SONG WAS PLAYING
433
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,925
>> Jimmy: IT WASN'T ANYTHING
THAT AMAZING
434
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,026
IT WAS ALMOST WEIRD THAT WE
WERE ON THE TABLE FOR THIS
435
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:11,163
SONG
AND WE JUST GOT UP AND IT WAS,
436
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,065
LIKE, PEOPLE WERE LIKE, WHOA, I
GUESS THERE'S NO RULES AT THIS
437
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:19,038
PARTY.
>> YEAH.
438
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,673
IT WAS HALLELUJAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
439
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,875
IT WAS LIKE, FINALLY
AND THEN ‐‐ EVERYONE JUST
440
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:26,478
STARTED, LIKE ‐‐
>> NO, NO.
441
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,013
I MEANT THE SONG
>> Jimmy: OH
442
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:32,918
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IT WAS
443
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,221
THE REACTION FROM PEOPLE AT THE
PARTY, LIKE ‐‐
444
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:36,622
>> YEAH.
IT WAS LEONARD COHEN DOING
445
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,791
"HALLELUJAH.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
446
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,992
"PALM SPRINGS" BECAUSE, DUDE, I
LOVED IT SO MUCH AND I CAN'T
447
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:43,762
WAIT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT
WE'LL DISSECT EVERY, SINGLE
448
00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:46,966
SCENE.
IS THAT OKAY
449
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,267
>> YEAH.
COME ON.
450
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,435
>> Jimmy: MORE WITH
ANDY SAMBERG WHEN WE COME BACK
451
00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:51,252
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
♪
452
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,189
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
453
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,390
WE'RE TALKING WITH OUR GOOD
FRIEND, ANDY SAMBERG
454
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:17,162
JUST GETTING A LITTLE HYDRATION
THERE.
455
00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,931
>> STRAIGHT VODKA.
>> Jimmy: OH
456
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,499
>> WHAT'S GOING ON, JIMMY?
>> Jimmy: OH, MAN.
457
00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:21,700
THIS IS TERRIBLE
[ LAUGHTER ]
458
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,403
>> AH!
>> Jimmy: THAT'S AWFUL
459
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,704
OH
GOD, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
460
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,239
>> CAN I ASK A QUESTION?
>> Jimmy: SURE
461
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,874
>> WHAT CITY IS THAT BEHIND
YOU?
462
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:31,043
IS THAT DUBAI?
>> Jimmy: NO
463
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,012
DO I LOOK LIKE A DUBAI GUY
>> YOU DO LOOK ‐‐ YOU HAVE
464
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,649
DUBAI GUY VIBES.
>> Jimmy: I GOT, LIKE, DUBAI
465
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,717
GUY VIBES.
>> YEAH.
466
00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:41,020
EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: NO
467
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,722
THAT'S NEW YORK.
BUT WE CAN ONLY CLEAR THIS MUCH
468
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:46,358
OF IT.
>> GOT IT.
469
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,793
DID WE JUST CREATE A HIT SKETCH
CHARACTER?
470
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:51,163
>> Jimmy: YEAH
DUBAI GUY VIBES?
471
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:53,565
>> YEAH.
DO YOU THINK WE CAN CLEAR THE
472
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,200
SONG FOR THE JINGLE?
FOR THE ‐‐
473
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,138
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU TEXT J. T.?
>> I CAN TEXT HIM.
474
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:02,041
DO YOU WANT TO TEXT HIM?
>> Jimmy: DO WANT TO HAVE RACE
475
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,976
WHO GETS TO HIM FIRST?
DUBAI GUY VIBES.
476
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,078
I DON'T HAVE ‐
>> SHOULD WE ACTUALLY TEXT HIM
477
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,012
AND SEE WHO HE WRITES BACK
FIRST?
478
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:11,417
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HEY, I GOT TO TALK
479
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:12,551
ABOUT YOUR MOVIE
THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON YOU'RE
480
00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:15,554
HERE
WE LOVE EACH OTHER
481
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,723
WE COULD DO THIS ON OUR OWN.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
482
00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:20,025
"PALM SPRINGS" IS THE MOVIE.
93% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES, WHICH
483
00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:22,328
IS AWESOME
IT'S LIKE THE BIGGEST THING TO
484
00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:24,063
HAPPEN TO HULU SINCE THEY
INVENTED HULU.
485
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,297
TO DESCRIBE THE MOVIE, I WOULD
SAY IT'S ‐‐ YOU KNOW, A LOT OF
486
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:34,239
PEOPLE SAY IT'S A NEW TAKE ON
"GROUNDHOG DAY."
487
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,375
IT KIND OF IS.
IT'S SET AT A WEDDING BUT IT'S
488
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,576
LIKE A TIME LOOPHOLE
AND IT'S SO TRICKY AND SO FUN
489
00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:38,610
AND SO FUNNY, I LOVED ‐‐
THERE'S SO MANY ‐‐ I LOVED
490
00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:42,614
EVERY SECOND OF IT
BY THE WAY, I LOVED YOUR DANCE
491
00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:51,623
MOVES.
>> THANK YOU
492
00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:54,159
COMING FROM YOU.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD SAY ‐‐ I'D
493
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,127
SAY TOP ‐‐
TOP TWO ANDY SAMBERG DANCE
494
00:24:55,127 --> 00:25:04,503
CLIPS?
>> WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE?
495
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,738
>> Jimmy: PROBABLY ONE OF YOUR
VIDEOS, MAYBE.
496
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,373
OR SOMETHING
[ LAUGHTER ]
497
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,775
YOU JOKING
>> YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE IN MIND
498
00:25:09,775 --> 00:25:12,811
>> Jimmy: NO
BUT ‐‐
499
00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:14,913
BUT, DUDE, YOU LOOK SMOOTH
YOU LOOK COOL.
500
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:15,981
YOU'RE LIKE JAMES BOND DID THIS
MOVIE.
501
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:17,416
YOU CRUSHED THIS MOVIE
ANDY SAMBERG, I WILL TELL YOU
502
00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:21,687
THIS, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.
I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO
503
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,088
THIS ONE ‐‐ THIS MIGHT BE THE
BEST THING
504
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:26,492
THIS MIGHT BE ‐‐
>> THANK YOU, MAN.
505
00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:27,593
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE
IN THIS.
506
00:25:27,593 --> 00:25:29,428
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
IT WAS FUNNY
507
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:30,963
YOU HAD GREAT CHEMISTRY.
IT WAS ‐‐ IT JUST KEPT MOVING
508
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:32,197
AND, MAN, OH, MAN.
YOU DESERVE ALL THE KUDOS
509
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:37,970
YOU'RE GETTING FOR THIS.
IT'S FANTASTIC, BUDDY.
510
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,605
>> THANK YOU
THAT MEANS A LOT
511
00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:41,407
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW ‐
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP FROM THE
512
00:25:41,407 --> 00:25:42,574
MOVIE.
THIS IS THE DANCE SCENE I WAS
513
00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:43,542
TALKING ABOUT.
HERE'S ANDY SAMBERG AND
514
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:47,346
CRISTIN MILIOTI IN "PALM
SPRINGS.
TAKE A LOOK.
515
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:58,624
>> WHAT THE HELL
♪
516
00:25:58,624 --> 00:26:11,403
♪
>> YEAH.
517
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:19,711
♪
♪
518
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:26,385
>> WOO
♪
519
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:35,894
WOO.
♪
520
00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:37,229
>> OH.
>> HA!
521
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:43,035
WOO!
>> Jimmy: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
522
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:44,269
SOME SUPERFAN OF YOURS POINTED
OUT TO US AND IT MADE ‐‐ MADE
523
00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:48,240
ME LAUGH
>> WHAT?
524
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,408
>> Jimmy: THAT YOUR NAME,
ANDY SAMBERG, HAS THE LETTERS,
525
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:53,378
A‐S‐M‐R IN IT.
NOW ‐‐
526
00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:55,047
>> OH.
>> Jimmy: FOR THOSE OF YOU
527
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:58,350
WATCHING AT HOME THAT DON'T
KNOW WHAT ASMR IS, IT'S LIKE
528
00:26:58,350 --> 00:26:59,451
WHERE YOU, LIKE, KIND OF
WHISPER INTO A MICROPHONE AND
529
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:07,159
LIKE YOU CLICK YOUR NAILS.
AND JUST VERY QUIET.
530
00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:08,427
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD
MAYBE DO A LITTLE ASMR BEFORE
531
00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:12,464
WE GO, IF ANYTHING
YOU WANT TO ‐‐
532
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,267
>> UM ‐‐
OKAY
533
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:23,442
SURE
I GUESS ‐‐
534
00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:26,945
WOW.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
535
00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:30,582
>> Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF GROSS
>> I JUST WANT TO TAKE THIS
536
00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:31,683
OPPORTUNITY TO TALK ABOUT
SOME ‐‐ SOME MANGO TROPICAL
537
00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:37,789
HUMOR.
THERE'S A TEXT ON THE BACK OF
538
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:42,027
THIS MANGO BAG
IT SAYS, "SOME PEOPLE SAY
539
00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:44,129
SNACKS ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER.
THEY THINK FOOD IS ONLY MEANT
540
00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:48,400
TO NOURISH, NOT AMUSE.
WELL, MAY CAN GO AHEAD AND KEEP
541
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,270
ON STROLLING DOWN SERIOUS
STREET BECAUSE WE BELIEVE THAT
542
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,437
NATURE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO
MAKE YOU SMILE SO BIG, YOU'LL
543
00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:59,211
LAUGH FOR NO REASON.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
544
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:00,612
THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH.
I CAN'T TAKE ‐
545
00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:02,047
I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE
I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE
546
00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:06,752
IT'S INSANE.
STOP SMACKING YOUR MOUTH
547
00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,387
MY THANKS TO ANDY SAMBERG.
"PALM SPRINGS" IS ON HULU, NOW
548
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,255
AND SHOWING IN SELECT
DRIVE‐INS.
549
00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:13,292
LOOK FOR IT.
"PALM SPRINGS.
550
00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:14,493
WE'LL BE BACK WITH JOSE ANDRES,
EVERYONE
551
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:15,037
STICK AROUND
♪
552
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,009
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A MICHELIN STARRED CHEF, A
553
00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:33,645
A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE NOMINEE,
AND THE FOUNDER OF WORLD
554
00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:34,746
CENTRAL KITCHEN, WHICH HAS
HELPED SERVE OVER 20 MILLION
555
00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:40,986
MEALS TO PEOPLE STRUGGLING
DURING THE PANDEMIC.
556
00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:44,156
I LOVE THIS GUY.
WE LOVE THIS GUY
557
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,891
HERE'S THE ALWAYS ENTERTAINING
JOSé ANDRéS.
558
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,193
JOSé
WHERE ‐‐
559
00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:49,728
NICE TO SEE YOU.
LOOK AT YOU.
560
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,698
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BUDDY.
>> HELLO, JIMMY.
561
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:53,899
>> Jimmy: HEY IS THAT ‐‐ IS
THAT THE FAMILY BEHIND YOU
562
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:57,035
WHO'S ‐‐
>> OKAY.
563
00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:59,338
THIS IS MY ‐‐ ONE OF MY NIECES
AND ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS.
564
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:04,476
AND THEY ARE ‐‐ THEY ARE
WAITING ‐‐ SAY HI, GUYS.
565
00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:05,877
SAY HI, GIRLS.
>> Jimmy: HI, GUYS
566
00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:07,145
>> YEAH.
SO, LISTEN, WE'RE WAITING FOR
567
00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:12,384
YOU TO RECORD THIS SEGMENT
I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU
568
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:17,155
HAVE A LATE‐NIGHT SHOW, THAT A
A DECENT SPANISH FAMILY LIKE
569
00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:18,257
US, HAVE TO BE WAITING FOR
JIMMY FALLON TO BE READY TO
570
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,992
FILM SO WE CAN EAT
TAKE A LOOK WHO I HAVE HERE
571
00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:24,730
WAITING.
TAKE A LOOK.
572
00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:27,933
TAKE A LOOK.
>> Jimmy: OH
573
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:33,238
>> WE WANT TO EAT.
WE WANT TO EAT
574
00:29:33,238 --> 00:29:36,174
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU GUYS.
575
00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:38,043
PLEASE
LOOK AT THAT
576
00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:41,980
OOH‐LA‐LA.
>> THIS IS A FRIED GUMBA
577
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:43,949
GUMBA BLANCA
REPEAT WITH ME
578
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,351
GUMBA BLANCA
>> Jimmy: GUMBA BLANCA
579
00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:50,489
>> VERY GOOD
AND IT'S VERY TRADITIONAL HERE
580
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:54,092
ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED, IN FRONT
OF THIS BEACH, WHERE I AM ON
581
00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,161
VACATION RIGHT NOW
AND I LOVE THIS.
582
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:57,262
BUT TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE
DOING HERE
583
00:29:57,262 --> 00:30:02,968
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PAN.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO?
584
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:09,074
WHAT IS ‐‐ WHAT ‐‐
>> THIS IS EGGS WITH PESTO
585
00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:11,710
PESTO ARE ALL THESE VEGETABLES
EGGPLANT, ZUCCHINI, ONION, RED
586
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:16,848
PEPPER
AND USUALLY WE PUT THE EGGS AND
587
00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:18,684
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
THIS IS LIKE "STAR WARS,"
588
00:30:18,684 --> 00:30:22,521
GOING, FLYING OVER THE DEATH
STAR
589
00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:30,162
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪
590
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,496
>> Jimmy: GOSH
HOW DO YOU JUST MAKE EGGS LOOK
591
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:34,032
SO DELICIOUS, TOO?
GOSH
592
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,967
>> BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO IN
SPAIN.
593
00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:39,037
AND TAKE A LOOK.
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
594
00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:42,207
>> Jimmy: LET ME SEE
>> I WENT TO THE MARKET TODAY.
595
00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:47,979
AND WHAT I BOUGHT WAS ‐‐
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
596
00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:49,848
>> IT'S SNAILS
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD.
597
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:53,452
>> BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO COOK
THEM VERY SLOWLY
598
00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:58,156
AND I FORGOT TO COOK THEM.
SO, THEY ARE HERE, ALIVE
599
00:30:58,156 --> 00:30:59,691
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE ESCAPING
RUN!
600
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,761
RUN!
RUN, SNAIL
601
00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:04,396
>> NO, NO.
THEY DON'T WANT TO RUN BECAUSE
602
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:05,364
I FEED THEM VERY WELL, FOR
THEIR LAST MEAL.
603
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,900
THEREFORE, THEY DON'T LEAVE ME
BECAUSE I TREAT THEM SO WELL
604
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:16,742
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO WELL.
605
00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:17,843
>> Jimmy: JOSé, WHAT IS THE
VIBE OVER IN SPAIN
606
00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,044
>> THE PEOPLE OF SPAIN, THEY
DID AN AMAZING JOB, REALLY,
607
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,780
STAYING HOME
MAKING SURE THAT THEY FOUGHT
608
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:31,156
THIS CORONAVIRUS, BY DOING
THEIR PART
609
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:33,258
RIGHT NOW, WE ARE HERE AT HOME
AND EVEN AT THIS, MY CLOSE
610
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,327
FAMILY, EVERYBODY VERY MUCH,
TOOK THE TEST.
611
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:41,032
NOW, WE ARE CLOSED BECAUSE WE
ARE PROTECTING GRANDMA
612
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,868
WHEN WE GO OUT, WE WEAR ‐‐ WE
WEAR THE MASK.
613
00:31:42,868 --> 00:31:44,202
SO, SPAIN IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS,
LIKE EVERY COUNTRY IS TRYING TO
614
00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:47,205
DO
RESTAURANTS ARE FILLING UP, BUT
615
00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:53,912
ONLY 50%
BUT THINGS ARE SLOW.
616
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,415
AND I THINK THAT'S THE RIGHT
WAY.
617
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,582
SPAIN, ONE DAY, LIKE ANY OTHER
COUNTRY, WILL GO BACK TO
618
00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,152
TOURISM, AS WE ALL WISH.
BUT FIRST, WE NEED TO BEAT THIS
619
00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:08,026
PANDEMIC AND THIS CORONAVIRUS.
>> Jimmy: WELL, OUR LOVE TO
620
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:10,662
EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY BUT
EVERYONE IN SPAIN, AS WELL
621
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:13,064
CAN WE TALK ABOUT A FEW THINGS
WHILE I HAVE YOU
622
00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:14,332
RESTAURANTS FOR THE PEOPLE, I
WANTED TO MENTION THIS, SERVED
623
00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:21,339
OVER 20 MILLION MEALS SO FAR
THIS IS NOT JUST FOR EVERYONE
624
00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:22,641
TO FEED PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE
FOOD, BUT ALSO, RESTAURANT
625
00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:23,875
OWNERS AND THE PEOPLE THAT GIVE
YOU THE FOOD, TO RESTAURANTS
626
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:25,010
AND THE FISHERMEN AND THE
BAKERY AND THE SERVERS AND THE
627
00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:38,824
BARTENDERS
>> YEAH.
628
00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:40,258
SO, JIMMY, WHAT WORLD CENTRAL
KITCHEN DID WAS SO PROUD
629
00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:46,198
BECAUSE WE HAD THOUSANDS AND
THOUSANDS OF VOLUNTEERS.
630
00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:47,399
AND WE WERE ABLE TO DO ONE VERY
SMART THING.
631
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:58,844
WE PUT 2,500 RESTAURANTS ACROSS
AMERICA WORKING.
632
00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:02,981
FEEDING HOMELESS
FEEDING SHELTERS
633
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:06,384
FEEDING ELDERLY.
FEEDING FIRST RESPONDERS
634
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:09,120
MORE IMPORTANT, FEEDING OUR
AMAZING DOCTORS AND NURSES IN
635
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:14,025
MANY HOSPITALS ACROSS AMERICA.
WE'VE BEEN IN MORE THAN 35
636
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:16,528
STATES
ALREADY, WE'VE DONE ‐‐ WE'RE ON
637
00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:17,629
OUR WAY TO REACH 25 MILLION
MEALS ALONE IN THE UNITED
638
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:24,102
STATES
PLUS INDONESIA
639
00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:26,505
PLUS VENEZUELA
PLUS COLUMBIA.
640
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,007
PLUS PUERTO RICO
PLUS IRELAND
641
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,141
PLUS SPAIN, WHERE WE OPENED
16 KITCHENS AND WE DID THREE
642
00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:31,510
MILLION MEALS.
AT THE END OF THE DAY WHAT
643
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:36,648
WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN DOES IS
SIMPLE
644
00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:37,849
WE TRIED TO COME UP WITH THE
SMARTEST SOLUTION.
645
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,050
WE PUT RESTAURANTS TO WORK WITH
THE MONEY THAT PEOPLE WERE
646
00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:41,920
DONATING TO US
IN THE PROCESS, RESTAURANTS
647
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:46,591
WOULD REOPEN AGAIN
COULD HIRE AGAIN
648
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:49,027
COULD BUY FROM THE FARMERS,
FROM THE FISHERMEN
649
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,530
IN THE PROCESS, WE FED THE
PEOPLE IN NEED
650
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,831
THAT'S WHAT WE HOPE THE WHITE
HOUSE AND CONGRESS WILL DO
651
00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:57,302
VERY IMPORTANT
WE CANNOT LEAVE AMERICANS
652
00:33:57,302 --> 00:34:02,474
HUNGRY THROUGH THIS PANDEMIC
WE CANNOT LEAVE ANYBODY BEHIND
653
00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,209
>> Jimmy: NO
AND WE NEED RESTAURANTS.
654
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:07,279
WE REALLY DO
IT SUPPORTS A LOT OF PEOPLE.
655
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:08,513
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST THE
NAME OF THE PLACE AND YOU GO,
656
00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:11,216
OH, THAT'S A GOOD RESTAURANT
THERE'S HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE
657
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:12,617
INVOLVED WITH MAKING THAT WORK
SO, IT'S REALLY COOL THAT
658
00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:17,088
YOU'RE DOING THIS.
I KNOW YOU CHANGED YOUR TWITTER
659
00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:28,300
NAME TO "PLEASE WHERE A MASK,
DO IT FOR USA, PLEASE.
660
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,301
I LIKE THAT YOU DID THAT
BECAUSE I BELIEVE EVERYONE
661
00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:30,769
SHOULD WEAR A MASK
AND WE'RE TAKING THAT VERY
662
00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,338
SERIOUSLY HERE IN NEW YORK
>> I THINK EVERYBODY SHOULD BE
663
00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:34,606
PART OF THIS MOVEMENT.
EVERYBODY TOGETHER, WE SHOULD
664
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:38,877
BECOME, WE THE PEOPLE, ONCE
AGAIN.
665
00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:40,145
AND IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T WANT TO
PLAY WITH THOSE SIMPLE RULES OF
666
00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:41,379
ENGAGEMENT, WE SHOULD PUT THOSE
PEOPLE AWAY, FROM GOVERNMENT,
667
00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:50,722
AWAY FROM LEADERSHIP
WE DON'T DESERVE LEADERS LIKE
668
00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:52,223
THIS
AMERICA DOESN'T DESERVE LEADERS
669
00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:53,725
LIKE THAT.
WE ALL SHOULD WEAR MASKS AND DO
670
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:54,993
SIMPLE THINGS, WHERE WE CAN ALL
BENEFIT GREATLY WITH THAT VERY
671
00:34:54,993 --> 00:35:05,637
SIMPLE, SMALL SACRIFICE.
>> Jimmy: JUST WEAR A MASK
672
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:06,838
JOSé, CAN YOU GIVE THOSE EGGS
A STIR, JUST SO I CAN SEE WHAT
673
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:11,710
WE END UP WITH
>> WE'RE GOING TO BE ‐‐ LET ME
674
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:14,613
STIR
LET'S GO
675
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,915
ARE YOU GUYS STILL HUNGRY?
ARE YOU HUNGRY, GUYS
676
00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:21,519
THIS IS HUNGRY
THIS IS STILL SERVING.
677
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,355
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU, ONCE
AGAIN.
678
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:27,626
THEY'RE ‐‐ LARA, SAY HI.
SHE'S HELPING ME COOK.
679
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,461
>> Jimmy: HI
>> FROM VENEZUELA.
680
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,663
>> Jimmy: YAY!
>> IT'S READY.
681
00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:35,200
AND START SERVING THE EGGS
COME ON, MOVE.
682
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,870
AND HERE, WE HAVE A SALAD.
TAKE A LOOK.
683
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,272
BRAISED SALAD.
TOMATOES
684
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:44,676
KEEP MOVING.
AND WE HAVE ‐‐ WE HAVE OLIVES.
685
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:47,512
>> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE OLIVES.
>> BECAUSE WE LOVE OLIVES.
686
00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:50,448
>> Jimmy: I DO
>> TAKE A LOOK
687
00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:55,487
I'M LEAVING THE HOUSE.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HERE
688
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,355
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH
689
00:35:57,355 --> 00:35:59,424
RUN, RUN
RUN!
690
00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:03,261
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN.
>> AND THE EGGS.
691
00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:06,665
TAKE A LOOK AT THE EGGS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
692
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:10,902
SAY HI
>> Jimmy: HI, PAL.
693
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:12,537
NICE TO SEE YOU.
SEE?
694
00:36:12,537 --> 00:36:14,172
BEAUTIFUL.
COME ON.
695
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,173
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT
THERE.
696
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,142
THAT IS LOVE
THAT IS FAMILY
697
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:19,744
THAT IS FOOD
YOU ARE THE BEST
698
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,546
JOSé, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW TO
699
00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:24,783
HELP WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN, GO
TO WCK.ORG/TONIGHTSHOW
700
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:29,254
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM PERFUME
701
00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:32,576
GENIUS
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
702
00:36:41,795 --> 00:36:44,569
♪
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE SONG,
703
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:45,437
"ON THE FLOOR" FROM HIS ALBUM,
704
00:36:45,437 --> 00:37:06,491
"SET MY HEART ON FIRE
IMMEDIATELY," HERE IS PERFUME
GENIUS. ♪
705
00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:17,669
♪ I'M TRYIN
BUT STILL I CLOSE MY EYE
706
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:26,211
THE DREAMING
BRINGING HIS FACE TO MINE ♪
707
00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:29,047
♪ LOCK THE DOOR
THE CONSTANT BUZZING
708
00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:37,589
ALL THROUGH THE NIGH
THE FIGHT IT ♪
709
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:43,695
♪ RIPS ME ALL UP INSIDE
ON THE FLOOR
710
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:47,999
I PACE I RUN MY MOUT
I PRAY TO CHANGE ♪
711
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:53,004
♪ I CROSS OUT
HIS NAME ON THE PAGE
712
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:56,474
HOW LONG 'TI
THIS WASHES AWAY ♪
713
00:37:56,474 --> 00:38:00,545
♪ HOW LONG 'TIL
MY BODY IS SAF
714
00:38:00,545 --> 00:38:04,783
HOW LONG 'TI
I WALK IN THE LIGHT ♪
715
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:08,520
♪ HOW LONG 'TIL
THIS HEART ISN'T MIN
716
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:16,494
THE RISE AND FAL
OF HIS CHEST ON ME ♪
717
00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:24,702
♪ I'M TRYIN
BUT STILL IT'S ALL I SEE
718
00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:32,777
THE VIOLEN
CURRENT OF ENERGY ♪
719
00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:39,784
♪ I HIDE IT
AWAY AND UNDERNEAT
720
00:38:39,784 --> 00:38:43,922
LOCK THE DOO
I PACE I RUN MY MOUT
721
00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:47,091
I PRAY TO CHANGE ♪
♪ CROSS OUT HIS
722
00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:51,129
NAME ON THE PAGE
HOW LONG 'TI
723
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,999
THIS WASHES AWAY ♪
♪ HOW LONG 'TIL
724
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:59,003
MY BODY IS SAF
HOW LONG 'TI
725
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:03,508
I WALK IN THE LIGHT ♪
♪ HOW LONG 'TIL
726
00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:15,186
THIS HEART ISN'T MIN
TAKE THIS WILDNESS AWA
727
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:29,968
WILDNESS AWAY ♪
♪ WILDNESS AWAY
728
00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:41,212
WILD WIL
♪ I'M TRYIN
729
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:49,621
BUT STILL I CLOSE MY EYE
THE DREAMING
730
00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:55,526
BRINGING HIS FACE TO MINE ♪
♪ LOCK THE DOOR
731
00:39:55,526 --> 00:40:00,265
I PACE I PROMISE EVERY DAY
TO CHANGE ♪
732
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,967
♪ I CROSS OUT HIS
NAME ON THE PAGE
733
00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:06,905
HOW LONG 'TI
THIS WASHES AWAY ♪
734
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:11,276
♪ HOW LONG 'TIL
MY BODY IS SAF
735
00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:14,646
HOW LONG 'TI
I WALK IN THE LIGHT ♪
736
00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:37,802
♪ I JUST WANT
HIM IN MY ARMS HEY ♪
♪
737
00:40:37,802 --> 00:40:40,305
WATCHING. STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH
738
00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:41,406
YOUR FACE. WE'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY.
739
00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:52,150
♪
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