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>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF

NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW," STARRING

JIMMY FALLON TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS

GUESTS ‐ ANDY SAMBERG

JOSE ANDRES, MUSICAL GUEST, PERFUME GENIUS,

AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW

AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON

♪ >> Jimmy: HI

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING I APPRECIATE IT.

I WANT TO WELCOME DAMON AND STROH.

WELCOME BACK, GUYS [ APPLAUSE ]

NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS, AGAIN. WE MISSED YOU.

ALL RIGHT. GET READY FOR ‐‐ YOU BETTER

REALLY LAUGH IT UP FOR THESE JOKES.

HERE WE GO YOU ARE NOW THE AUDIENCE AS

WELL AS THE BAND LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE.

WELL GUYS, AS CORONAVIRUS CASES KEEP GOING UP, AND PRESIDENT

TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATING KEEPS GOING DOWN, HE'S DECIDED TO

BRING BACK SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T SEEN IN A WHILE. CHECK IT OUT

>> THREE MONTHS LATER, UNABLE TO HOLD HIS RALLIES AND

FLOUNDERING IN THE POLLS, PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES THE

TELEVISED BRIEFINGS ARE BACK >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, TODAY

WAS TRUMP'S FIRST CORONAVIRUS BRIEFING IN ALMOST THREE

MONTHS OR AS THAT'S KNOWN IN TRUMP

TIME, ABOUT 82 TELL‐ALL BOOKS. THE BRIEFING GOT OFF TO A ROUGH

START WHEN TRUMP ASKED THE PRESS, "OKAY, WHAT DID I MISS?

TOO MUCH I'M GOING TO SAY IT ONCE MORE.

THREE MONTHS YEAH, USUALLY WHEN SOMEONE

DISAPPEARS FOR THREE MONTHS, THEY END UP ON THEIR OWN

EPISODE OF "UNSOLVED MYSTERIES.

THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP'S BRIEFINGS ARE BACK

REALLY THIS IS LIKE SAMSUNG BRINGING

BACK THEIR EXPLODING GALAXY PHONE.

[ LAUGHTER ] THE PRESS SECRETARY ALSO SAID

THE BRIEFINGS WILL FOCUS ON TRUMP'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS ON THE

VIRUS. SO AT LEAST THEY'LL BE SHORT

I'M EXCITED THE BRIEFINGS ARE BACK, CAUSE I JUST WANT TO SEE

WHAT KIND OF TREATMENTS TRUMP COMES UP WITH ON IS SPOT

"HAVE WE TRIED CANCELLING THE VIRUS?

[ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE GET IT CANCELED ON

TWITTER? #CORONAVIRUSOVERPARTY.

[ LAUGHTER ] THERE WAS ACTUALLY A FUN MOMENT

DURING THE BRIEFING WHEN A A REPORTER YELLED, "HEY, IT'S

CHRIS WALLACE" AND TRUMP DOVE UNDER THE PODIUM

BUT WHILE TRUMP IS HOLDING CORONAVIRUS BRIEFINGS,

DR. FAUCI WILL SPEND THE WEEK PREPARING FOR HIS NEXT BIG PUBLIC APPEARANCE.

>> THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS HAVE JUST ANNOUNCED THAT

DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, A GREAT METS FAN, WILL THROW OUT THE

CEREMONIAL FIRST PITCH ON OPENING DAY THIS THURSDAY,

AGAINST THE NEW YORK YANKEES >> Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, NOT TO

BE A DOWNER, CNN, BUT I'M NOT SURE DR. FAUCI THROWING OUT

A FIRST PITCH QUALIFIES AS BREAKING NEWS.

[ LAUGHTER ] DR. FAUCI WILL THROW OUT THE

FIRST PITCH ON THURSDAY. IT'S A GREAT IDEA UNTIL HE

SPENDS 20 MINUTES RUBBING HIS BALLS WITH PURELL.

[ FOG HORN ] WELCOME BACK

WELCOME BACK, TEAM [ LAUGHTER ]

FAUCI IS A SMALL MAN SO HE'S GOING TO WEAR ONE OF

THOSE TINY HELMETS THEY SERVE ICE CREAM IN

[ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE AWS ]

YOU KNOW TRUMP IS JEALOUS ABOUT THIS

BUT LOOK, IF HE WANTS TO STAND IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF EMPTY

SEATS, HE CAN JUST GO BACK TO TULSA.

[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AS SPORTS BEGIN TO

RETURN, IT'S STILL NOT SAFE FOR FANS TO BE IN ATTENDANCE

WELL, A PITTSBURGH AREA COMPANY

SAID THEY DEVELOPED SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP. WATCH THIS

A DRONE WITH ENOUGH POWER TO SANITIZE ENTIRE STADIUMS IN

THREE HOURS USING ELECTROSTATIC TECHNOLOGY

>> Jimmy: WHICH IS GREAT, UNTIL TEN MINUTES LATER WHEN A BUNCH

OF FANS CARRYING THE VIRUS SHOW UP FOR THE GAME.

[ LAUGHTER ] THE COMPANY WAS LIKE, "RELAX,

ALL WE'RE GOING TO DO IS FLY A A GIANT ROBOT AROUND WHILE WE

DROP CHEMICALS FROM THE SKY. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

WHAT'S THE BIG 'D'?" [ LAUGHTER ]

THAT'S RIGHT WE'VE GONE FROM AIR FORCE

FLYOVERS TO A GUY OPERATING A DRONE FROM A LAWN CHAIR.

BASEBALL FANS WERE LIKE, KEEP THAT FOR NEXT SEASON AND JUST

FILL IT WITH BEER. MOVING ON, A NEW STUDY BY THE

NATIONAL SLEEP FOUNDATION FOUND 20% OF AMERICANS SLEEP WITH

THEIR EYES OPEN. 20%.

TARIQ, ISN'T THAT CRAZY? I'M PRACTICALLY SPEECHLESS,

TOO. CAN YOU IMAGINE SLEEPING WITH

YOUR EYES OPEN TARIQ?

HELLO? [ SNORING

IS HE SNORING? CAN SOMEONE TAKE OFF HIS

GLASSES? >> Questlove: I'LL TRY

♪ [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHAT'S GOING ON, BUD?

[ SNORING TARIQ, ARE YOU

I THINK HE'S SLEEPING WITH HIS EYES OPEN.

>> Questlove: I DON'T KNOW HE MUST BE ONE OF THEM 20%

>> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY WAY TO SEE WHAT HE'S DREAMING ABOUT DO WE HAVE THAT TECHNOLOGY

>> Jimmy: HEY, IT'S US HANGING OUT BEFORE SOCIAL DISTANCING

I CAN'T BE MAD ABOUT THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]

[ SCREAMING TARIQ, WHAT?

>> Tariq: SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAN.

I WAS JUST HAVING A NIGHTMARE. >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER,

EVERYONE >> Tariq: WAIT, WHERE ARE MY

GLASSES? ♪

>> Jimmy: WELL GUYS, SOME TV NEWS

[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH

>> Questlove: ONE MORE [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: GUYS, SOME TV NEWS AFTER BEING DELAYED FOR SEVERAL

MONTHS BECAUSE OF COVID, LOOKS LIKE "THE BACHELORETTE" IS COMING BACK.

A PANDEMIC GET IN THE WAY OF FINDING LOVE

THEY'RE SHOOTING IN PALM SPRINGS AT THE LA UINTA

RESORT AND CLUB. THE ENTIRE CAST AND CREW IS

QUARANTINING AT THE RESORT BEFORE SHOOTING.

>> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE BEING VERY CAREFUL

THEY DON'T GET IN THE HOT TUB TOGETHER

THEY SIT IN TWO SEPARATE TUBS LIKE A CIALIS COMMERCIAL

[ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS IS GOOD, EACH EPISODE

ENDS WITH CLAIRE ASKING, WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS NOSE SWAB?

THIS IS INTERESTING, THOUGH. BECAUSE USUALLY "THE

BACHELORETTE" AND THE WINNER BECOME SOCIALLY DISTANT AFTER

THE SHOW MEANWHILE, AT THIS VERY MOMENT,

THE BACHELOR MANSION IS BEING HOSED DOWN BY THE CHEMICAL

DRONE. SO ‐

[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS EXCITING, I LOVE THIS

STORY. I SAW THAT CHEESE‐ITS IS

BRINGING BACK ITS BOX, IT'S HALF HOUSE WINE, HALF

CHEESE‐ITS IT COMES OUT ON THURSDAY

LOOK AT THIS THAT'S RIGHT

BOXED WINE AND CHEESE‐ITS, THE OFFICIAL BREAKFAST OF

QUARANTINE NOWADAYS AMERICANS ARE

THINKING, I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER

YOU GOT FLAMING HOT DORITOS AND ABSINTHE

[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A GOOD THING TO BUY AT THE

SELF‐CHECKOUT MACHINE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT

WITH THE CASHIER AND FINALLY, POLITICAL

COMMENTATORS ARE SAYING THAT IF JOE BIDEN WANTS TO WIN THE

PRESIDENCY, HIS CAMPAIGN IS GONNA HAVE TO WORK HARD TO

CAPTURE YOUNG VOTERS TO LEARN MORE, I'M JOINED BY

THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN'S NEW YOUTH ENGAGEMENT TEAM, HAYDEN AND

PAYTON HOW'S IT GOING, GUYS

>> WHAT'S UP, JIM‐JIM? THANKS FOR HAVING US, JIM‐JIM.

WE CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW WE'VE TRANSFORMED JOE BIDEN

INTO THE YOUTH CANDIDATE >> Jimmy: GREAT.

SO WHAT POLICIES ARE YOU NUDGING JOE TOWARDS TO GET

YOUNG PEOPLE ONBOARD >> WHAT WE'RE WORKING ON IS

MORE IMPORTANT THAN POLICIES CHECK THIS OUT

WE JUST LAUNCHED THE OFFICIAL BIDEN 2020 INSTAGRAM FILTER.

[ CHIME [ LAUGHTER ]

>> FORGET THAT CUTE PUPPY FILTER

PRETTY SOON, EVERYONE'S GONNA WANT THEIR FACE TO LOOK EXACTLY

LIKE THIS. >> Jimmy: IF YOU SAY SO, I

GUESS. >> AND WE'RE COLLAB‐ING WITH

OCULUS TO BRING YOU A JOE BIDEN V. R. EXPERIENCE.

>> STRAP ON A V. R. HEADSET AND TRANSPORT YOURSELF INTO

JOE BIDEN'S ATTIC, WHERE YOU CAN LOOK AT HIS CARAMEL WRAPPER

COLLECTION >> Jimmy: AREN'T V. R.

EXPERIENCES SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND EXCITING

>> EXACTLY THAT'S WHY WE CHOSE THE MOST

EXCITING THING FROM JOE BIDEN'S LIFE, HIS ATTIC FULL OF OLD

CARAMEL WRAPPERS >> LET ME POP OFF, JIM‐JIM

GET THIS WE'VE GOT JOE COMING ON "HOT

ONES." [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: THANKS FOR POPPING OFF.

IT'S ACTUALLY COOL I LOVE THAT SHOW, "HOT ONES.

>> NOW, DOCTORS TOLD JOE HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO EAT ANYTHING

SPICIER THAN AIR SO INSTEAD OF HOT WINGS, HE'S

JUST GONNA TASTE THE AIR AROUND HIS MOUTH, LIKE THIS

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT GUYS, STOP

EATING AIR WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN

INTERVIEW HERE >> OKAY.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET HYPED OVER THIS NEXT ONE, JIM‐JIM

WE'RE MAKING JOE BIDEN A TWITCH STREAMER

>> Jimmy: THAT'D BE COOL WHAT VIDEO GAMES IS HE GOING TO

PLAY >> OH NO, MODERN GAME

CONTROLLERS ARE TOO HEAVY FOR JOE TO HOLD.

SO, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE HIM PLAYING SOMETHING EVEN BETTER,

CUP AND BALL CAN YOU IMAGINE JOE BIDEN

FACING OFF AGAINST NINJA IN CUP AND BALL

UMM, YEAH, I'M GONNA POP OFF IN THOSE COMMENTS

>> ALSO, JOE'S GOING TO DO AN INSTAGRAM LIVE DEEJAY SET,

WHERE HE'LL SPIN HIS FAVORITE PUBLIC DOMAIN SONGS FROM THE

1930s, ABOUT A WHISTLING LITTLE BOY MARCHING BY THE RIVER, OR

TAKING YOUR HAT OFF AT A A BASEBALL GAME.

>> WE'RE LAUNCHING A JOE BIDEN INSPIRED STREETWEAR COMPANY

CALLED RUDE MONEY MILLIONAIRE, WHERE ALL THE CLOTHES ARE JUST

KIRKLAND SIGNATURE DRESS SHIRTS AND SWEAT PANTS.

>> JOE BIDEN IS ON CAMEO NOW FOR JUST $5 THOUSAND, YOU CAN

GET A PERSONALIZED SHOUT OUT FROM JOE HIMSELF, WHERE HE

IMMEDIATELY DROPS HIS PHONE ON THE FLOOR AND SAYS, "DANG,

GUMMI. THEN WANDERS OFF, WHILE THE

VIDEO IS STILL RECORDING >> WE'RE MAKING JOE FORM HIS

OWN K‐POP GROUP, WITH FELLOW BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS TIM KAINE

AND TOM STEYER THEY'RE CALLED KISSING BOYS

PARADE >> Jimmy: GUYS, GUYS, STOP

THESE ARE TERRIBLE NONE OF THESE IDEAS ARE GOING

TO HELP THE CAMPAIGN AT ALL. [ DING ]

[ PHONE VIBRATING >> UH‐OH

SORRY, JIM‐JIM, WE GOT TO GHOST YOUR ASS

THERE IS SOME SERIOUS DRAMA AT BIDEN H. Q.

>> YEAH, WE TOLD JOE TO PARTICIPATE IN THAT VIRAL

CHALLENGE WHERE YOU SHAVE YOUR LEG HAIR OFF AND GLUE IT TO

YOUR FACE TO MAKE A FUNNY MOUSTACHE.

BUT HE GOT IT FLIPPED, AND SHAVED HIS HEAD AND EYEBROWS

AND GLUED IT TO HIS LEG. YIKES.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HAYDEN AND PAYTON

FROM THE JOE BIDEN CAMPAIGN, EVERYBODY.

>> BYE >> BYE

>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

ANDY SAMBERG IS HERE HE STARS IN THE NEW HIT MOVIE

ON HULU, "PALM SPRINGS." AND HE'S ALWAYS KEEPING PEOPLE

FED DURING TOUGH TIMES JOSE ANDRES IS HERE, AS WELL

[ APPLAUSE ] AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM

PERFUME GENIUS STICK AROUND

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"

EVERYBODY. ♪

>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

YOU KNOW, IT CAN BE HARD TO SAY GOOD‐BYE

BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO. AND THERE ARE FEW THINGS I'D

LIKE TO SAY GOOD‐BYE TO RIGHT NOW. IT'S TIME FOR "GO ON, GIT.

♪ GO ON GO O

GO ON GIT ♪ ♪

>> Jimmy: GO ON GIT, WEATHERMAN TELLING ME THAT 90‐DEGREE

WEATHER IS GOING TO FEEL LIKE 101.

WELL HERE I AM, A COMMON FOOL, THINKING THAT BECAUSE IT'S

90 DEGREES OUT, IT'S GONNA FEEL LIKE 90 DEGREES.

BUT NO APPARENTLY, IT'S GONNA FEEL 11

DEGREES HOTTER THAN THAT I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING CAT

FISHED BY THE SUN. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WEATHERMAN,

FEELS LIKE YOU SHOULD GO ON, GIT.

♪ ♪

GO ON, GIT, STREAMING SERVICES HOLLYWOOD VIDEO USED TO HAVE

EVERYTHING YOU'D EVER WANT TO WATCH.

BUT NOW, I'M SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL HAS

"OZARK" AND WHICH ONE OF YA'LL HAS "THE MARVELOUS

MRS. MAISEL. IT SHOULDN'T BE SO DANG HARD TO

WATCH MY MAISEL. FROM NOW ON THE ONLY SERVICE

I'LL BE SUBSCRIBING TO IS THE ONE CALLED GIT

♪ ♪

GO ON, GIT, THE NAME GREG SPELLED WITH TWO "Gs."

IT'S PRONOUNCED GREG NOT GREG‐G

NOW, G‐GO ON AND G‐GIT ♪

♪ GO ON, GIT, RANDOM WI‐FI

NETWORKS THAT MY PHONE KEEPS TRYING TO CONNECT TO

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE AND YOU ALL LISTEN GOOD.

I HAVE AN HONORABLE PHONE. AND IT WILL NOT BE HOOKING UP

WITH JUST ANY OLD WI‐FI NETWORK THAT HAPPENS TO BE OPEN FOR

BUSINESS Y'HEAR

AND YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY GIVING ME CONFIDENCE WITH A NAME LIKE

FREE "WI‐FI UNLIMITED NOW FREE CONNECT NOW.

BESIDES I GOT MY OWN WI‐FI NETWORK, AND HER NAME IS BESSY

PASSWORD GO ON, BUT THE SECOND "O" IS A ZERO.

GIT! ♪

♪ GO ON, GIT, SANDWICHES WITH

TOOTHPICKS IN THEM I'M TRYING TO EAT YOU, NOT GET

THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH TO PARTICIPATE IN A TINY

SWORDFIGHT SO GET OUT OF MY BLT AND G‐I‐T

♪ ♪

GO ON, GIT, INSTAGRAM LIVE LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT I'M

WATCHING THEM. I JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN QUICK

TO SEE IF MY SISTER'S EX‐BOYFRIEND COULD DEEJAY.

BUT NOW, HE KNOWS I'M HERE, AND I CAN'T LEAVE, BECAUSE I'M THE

ONLY ONE WATCHING. HECK, I THINK HE'S PLAYING A

A SONG JUST FOR ME WELL I HAVE A REQUEST, HOW

ABOUT "GET ME OUT OF HERE" BY THE ARTIST, "GO ON, GIT.

♪ ♪

GO ON, GIT, MOTHS. I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND RUDE, BUT

YOU'RE DUMB AS HELL. ALL YOU DO IS EAT CLOTHES AND

GET HYPNOTIZED BY LIGHTBULBS PLUS YOU'RE ALL PALE AND UP ALL

NIGHT LIKE SOME KIND OF VAMPIRE BUTTERFLY.

SO MAKE LIKE "TWILIGHT" AND AFTER FIVE MOVIES, GO ON, GIT.

♪ ♪

WELL, IT'S HARD TO SEE THEM GO BUT I'M GLAD I GOT THAT OUT OF

MY SYSTEM. STAY TUNED FOR ANDY SAMBERG.

♪ ♪

>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER FOR HIS

FANTASTIC WORK ON THE POPULAR TELEVISION SERIES

"BROOKLYN NINE‐NINE. HE NOW STARS IN THE CRITICALLY

ACCLAIMED NEW FILM, "PALM SPRINGS.

YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT. YOU CAN SEE IT ON HULU AND AT

SELECT DRIVE‐INS HERE IS ANDY SAMBERG

ANDY! >> YES >> Jimmy: COME ON.

FINALLY, I CAN THAT. I CAN FEEL YOU

>> JIM‐JAM JONES >> Jimmy: OH

>> OH. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

DOING MY SHOW. I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY

YOU LOOK GREAT >> YEAH.

YOU, TOO >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MAN

>> I GOT MY HEADPHONES >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT YOU USE

FOR THE ZOOMING? >> YEAH.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY, THE ONLY AIR BUD I LIKE IS THE DOG

IN THE MOVIE >> Jimmy: STOP, STOP, STOP

[ LAUGHTER ] >> I DON'T HAVE ANY.

>> Jimmy: THERE'S NOTHING IN THE RULE BOOK THAT SAYS A DOG

CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL. [ LAUGHTER ]

I TAKE HIS JOKES ARE YOU BEEN ‐‐ HAVE YOU BEEN

BINGE‐WATCHING SHOWS AND WATCHING THINGS AND WATCHING

TELEVISION WHAT ARE YOU UP TO

WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? >> YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT WE FINALLY BINGE‐WATCHED WAS "MAD MEN."

I HAD NEVER SEEN IT. >> Jimmy: THE SHOW WITH

JON HAMM >> YEAH.

YEAH, THE ONE WITH HAMM, OUR FRIEND

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEVER SAW "MAD MEN"?

>> NEVER SAW IT. >> Jimmy: I SAW IT

YOU KNOW WHAT, I MISS ‐‐ THERE'S A SPACE THAT I MISSED.

BUT I SAW THE BEGINNING AND THE END.

DOES THAT COUNT? >> OH, YOU SKIPPED THE MIDDLE

PART >> Jimmy: KINDA DID A LITTLE

BIT, MAYBE >> YOU MOSTLY GOT IT

>> Jimmy: BUT, I KINDA GET IT, RIGHT?

>> YEAH, NO ‐‐ IT ‐

IT'S VERY GOOD >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC,

RIGHT? >> YEAH.

ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS EVER MADE, ALMOST

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE.

IT WAS BEAUTIFULLY SHOT. >> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: THE ACTING WAS OFF CHARTS

THE WRITING WAS GREAT. >> TRULY

COMPELLING STUFF >> Jimmy: DOES HAMM KNOW THAT

WE ‐‐ NEITHER OF US HAVE SEEN THE COMPLETE SHOW?

YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS WITH HIM, RIGHT

>> I'VE BEEN FRIENDLY WITH HIM FOR A LONG TIME AND IT'S NEVER

COME UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH

I DON'T THINK IT'S COME UP WITH ME, EITHER

I GUESS, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU'D BE LIKE, "HEY.

DO YOU WATCH MY SHOW?" >> YEAH.

BUT IT IS WEIRD BECAUSE, LIKE, HE HOSTED "SNL" AT LEAST TWICE

WHILE I WAS THERE, MAYBE THREE TIMES.

WE DID A BUNCH OF "MAD MEN" SKETCHES

I DID, LIKE, A "MAD MEN" SPOOF ON THE EMMYS WHEN I HOSTED IT.

LIKE, I DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN LIVING IN PLAIN SIGHT AS A

A PERSON ACTING LIKE THEY'VE SEEN "MAD MEN.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT I'M SO GLAD YOU

SAW IT IT IS ‐‐ IT IS REALLY

UNBELIEVABLE >> IT IS, YEAH

>> Jimmy: I LOVED IT I LOVED IT SO MUCH

ARE YOU ‐‐ ARE YOU ‐‐ YOUR KID IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO

CAMP, RIGHT? NO CAMP.

CANCELED, RIGHT? >> NO, SHE'S 3

3, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE SHOULD START,

LIKE, A 3‐YEAR‐OLD CAMP THING FOR 3‐YEAR‐OLDS.

BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO START IT PROBABLY.

>> MAYBE ONE WHERE THEY BUILD ROBOTS

>> Jimmy: YEAH IS YOUR KID INTO ROBOTS?

>> SHE IS. BUT I'M MORE JUST ‐‐ I'M

THINKING IT'D BE A ‐‐ LIKE A A CHEAP WAY TO GET SOME ROBOTS

GOING. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE LOVE ROBOTS

YOU KNOW, WE'VE DONE ‐‐ I THINK A LOT OF OUR CAMERAS ARE ROBOTS

HERE >> YEAH.

WAIT, REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY REALLY

ARE. WE HAVE TO CUT BACK AND

EVERYONE IS IN THE STUDIO AND STUFF.

SO, IT'S LIKE REMOTE‐CONTROLLED ‐‐ YEAH.

WE SENT YOU A REMOTE CONTROL DO YOU WANT TO JUST SEE IF YOU

WANT TO ZOOM IN OR MOVE IT AROUND

>> SURE. YEAH

LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH

YOU CAN DO IT FROM YOUR HOUSE. GO

>> WOW, LOOK AT THAT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE QUICK

A FAST ZOOM. ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE GOOD >> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: YEAH >> MINE'S WORKING, TOO

>> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN ZOOM OUT A LITTLE BIT.

I MEAN, I AM 45. >> YOU WEARING MAKEUP, BUDDY

>> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT >> YEAH.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SAW IT

>> TELL YOU WHAT, I'M NOT WEARING AIR BUDS AND I'LL TELL

YOU WHY. >> Jimmy: WHAT

OH, YEAH THAT'S TRUE, YOU'RE NOT WEARING

AIR BUDS >> THAT'S BECAUSE THE ONLY AIR

BUD THAT I LIKE ‐‐ >> Jimmy: NO, NO

WE ALREADY HEARD THAT. WE ALREADY HEARD THAT.

>> DID I DO IT ALREADY >> Jimmy: YEAH

IT WAS GOOD THE FIRST TIME, TOO.

WHAT ARE THESE CALLED? THESE ARE JUST HEADPHONES?

>> THESE ARE JUST ‐‐ YEAH. >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T HAVE

A COOL NAME. >> THESE ARE LAND BUDS

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, DIGGING YOUR

LAND BUDS, DUDE. PRETTY COOL.

>> THANKS, YEAH. I JUST WENT WITH THE OLD‐SCHOOL

LAND BUDS. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET INTO ‐ >> ME AND YOU ARE KIND OF LAND

BUDS BECAUSE WE LIVE ON LAND AND

WE'RE BUDS >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT

WE'VE BEEN LAND BUDS FOR A LONG TIME NOW, WE'VE BEEN LAND

BUDS.. >> IT'S TRUE

>> Jimmy: DID I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU ENJOY GOING TO

WEDDINGS >> I DO LOVE ‐‐ LOVE GOING TO

WEDDINGS >> Jimmy: REALLY

>> I DO. I'VE SEEN YOU AT A WEDDING

>> Jimmy: YEAH, WAS I FUN AT THE WEDDING?

>> YEAH. WE WENT GOLFING.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]

>> AND THERE WAS A GIVEAWAY ‐‐ THERE WAS A GIVEAWAY NEAR WHERE

WE WERE STAYING FOR A PORSCHE, I THINK.

AND THERE WAS, LIKE, A PORSCHE SITTING THERE.

>> Jimmy: DUDE, YES. >> AND I'VE A SWEET PIC OF

YOU ‐‐ WE TOOK ‐‐ WE'RE STILL CHILDREN

WE TOOK PICTURES OF EACH OTHER POSING IN FRONT OF THE PORSCHE,

LIKE LOW DOWN. LIKE, "HEY, IT'S ME WITH A

A PORSCHE. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST ‐‐

OH, THAT'S RIGHT THAT WAS A GREAT PHOTO

YEAH >> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A WEDDING PROBABLY SINCE THEN.

I MEAN, I THINK I HAVE FUN I MEAN, WHY DO YOU LIKE

WEDDINGS >> I LIKE ‐‐ WELL, OPEN BAR.

>> Jimmy: YEAH >> RIGHT

>> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S TRUE.

YUP. >> FREE FOOD

>> Jimmy: YEAH >> ALWAYS SLAMMING GRUB.

AND THEN, EVERYONE'S DANCING >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> LIKE, I FEEL AS AN ADULT, THERE'S NOT A LOT OF

OPPORTUNITIES TO DANCE RIGHT?

>> Jimmy: YEAH I DON'T REALLY GO TO CLUBS

>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> IT'S OLD GUY AT THE CLUB. LIKE, YOU CAN'T GO TO THE

CLUBS. >> Jimmy: I CAN'T GO TO THE

CLUBS ANYMORE, MAN OH, SO A WEDDING IS ALMOST LIKE

GOING TO THE CLUB. >> IT'S LIKE ‐‐ IT'S LIKE THE

CLUB FOR ADULTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH

I KIND OF SEE WHERE YOU'RE DOING THAT

AND YOU'RE LIKE "HEY, THIS IS WHAT ‐‐ THEY INVITED ME.

I GOT TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO. >> YOU'RE ALMOST BEING A JERK

IF YOU DON'T DANCE, IN A WAY >> Jimmy: WEIRDLY, A JON HAMM

STORY, WE WERE AT THE EMMY PARTY THAT WE HAD IN L. A

AND HE GOES, "HEY, YOU WANT TO GET THIS PARTY GOING?"

I WAS, LIKE, "YEAH, LET'S DO IT."

HE GOES, "ALL RIGHT. COME ON, LET'S GET ON THE

TABLE. WE STOOD ON A TABLE AND STARTED

DANCING. >> AND DID IT SET IT OFF

>> Jimmy: YES. IT DID

TOTALLY SET IT OFF IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE AND

UNFORGETTABLE. AND I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT

HE SAVED THE PARTY EVERYONE ‐

>> DO YOU REMEMBER ‐‐ DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT SONG WAS PLAYING

>> Jimmy: IT WASN'T ANYTHING THAT AMAZING

IT WAS ALMOST WEIRD THAT WE WERE ON THE TABLE FOR THIS

SONG AND WE JUST GOT UP AND IT WAS,

LIKE, PEOPLE WERE LIKE, WHOA, I GUESS THERE'S NO RULES AT THIS

PARTY. >> YEAH.

IT WAS HALLELUJAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH

IT WAS LIKE, FINALLY AND THEN ‐‐ EVERYONE JUST

STARTED, LIKE ‐‐ >> NO, NO.

I MEANT THE SONG >> Jimmy: OH

[ LAUGHTER ] OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IT WAS

THE REACTION FROM PEOPLE AT THE PARTY, LIKE ‐‐

>> YEAH. IT WAS LEONARD COHEN DOING

"HALLELUJAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT

"PALM SPRINGS" BECAUSE, DUDE, I LOVED IT SO MUCH AND I CAN'T

WAIT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT WE'LL DISSECT EVERY, SINGLE

SCENE. IS THAT OKAY

>> YEAH. COME ON.

>> Jimmy: MORE WITH ANDY SAMBERG WHEN WE COME BACK

STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. ♪

>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

WE'RE TALKING WITH OUR GOOD FRIEND, ANDY SAMBERG

JUST GETTING A LITTLE HYDRATION THERE.

>> STRAIGHT VODKA. >> Jimmy: OH

>> WHAT'S GOING ON, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: OH, MAN.

THIS IS TERRIBLE [ LAUGHTER ]

>> AH! >> Jimmy: THAT'S AWFUL

OH GOD, THIS IS TERRIBLE.

>> CAN I ASK A QUESTION? >> Jimmy: SURE

>> WHAT CITY IS THAT BEHIND YOU?

IS THAT DUBAI? >> Jimmy: NO

DO I LOOK LIKE A DUBAI GUY >> YOU DO LOOK ‐‐ YOU HAVE

DUBAI GUY VIBES. >> Jimmy: I GOT, LIKE, DUBAI

GUY VIBES. >> YEAH.

EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: NO

THAT'S NEW YORK. BUT WE CAN ONLY CLEAR THIS MUCH

OF IT. >> GOT IT.

DID WE JUST CREATE A HIT SKETCH CHARACTER?

>> Jimmy: YEAH DUBAI GUY VIBES?

>> YEAH. DO YOU THINK WE CAN CLEAR THE

SONG FOR THE JINGLE? FOR THE ‐‐

>> Jimmy: CAN YOU TEXT J. T.? >> I CAN TEXT HIM.

DO YOU WANT TO TEXT HIM? >> Jimmy: DO WANT TO HAVE RACE

WHO GETS TO HIM FIRST? DUBAI GUY VIBES.

I DON'T HAVE ‐ >> SHOULD WE ACTUALLY TEXT HIM

AND SEE WHO HE WRITES BACK FIRST?

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY, I GOT TO TALK

ABOUT YOUR MOVIE THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON YOU'RE

HERE WE LOVE EACH OTHER

WE COULD DO THIS ON OUR OWN. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT

"PALM SPRINGS" IS THE MOVIE. 93% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES, WHICH

IS AWESOME IT'S LIKE THE BIGGEST THING TO

HAPPEN TO HULU SINCE THEY INVENTED HULU.

TO DESCRIBE THE MOVIE, I WOULD SAY IT'S ‐‐ YOU KNOW, A LOT OF

PEOPLE SAY IT'S A NEW TAKE ON "GROUNDHOG DAY."

IT KIND OF IS. IT'S SET AT A WEDDING BUT IT'S

LIKE A TIME LOOPHOLE AND IT'S SO TRICKY AND SO FUN

AND SO FUNNY, I LOVED ‐‐ THERE'S SO MANY ‐‐ I LOVED

EVERY SECOND OF IT BY THE WAY, I LOVED YOUR DANCE

MOVES. >> THANK YOU

COMING FROM YOU. >> Jimmy: I WOULD SAY ‐‐ I'D

SAY TOP ‐‐ TOP TWO ANDY SAMBERG DANCE

CLIPS? >> WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE?

>> Jimmy: PROBABLY ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS, MAYBE.

OR SOMETHING [ LAUGHTER ]

YOU JOKING >> YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE IN MIND

>> Jimmy: NO BUT ‐‐

BUT, DUDE, YOU LOOK SMOOTH YOU LOOK COOL.

YOU'RE LIKE JAMES BOND DID THIS MOVIE.

YOU CRUSHED THIS MOVIE ANDY SAMBERG, I WILL TELL YOU

THIS, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL. I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO

THIS ONE ‐‐ THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST THING

THIS MIGHT BE ‐‐ >> THANK YOU, MAN.

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE IN THIS.

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL IT WAS FUNNY

YOU HAD GREAT CHEMISTRY. IT WAS ‐‐ IT JUST KEPT MOVING

AND, MAN, OH, MAN. YOU DESERVE ALL THE KUDOS

YOU'RE GETTING FOR THIS. IT'S FANTASTIC, BUDDY.

>> THANK YOU THAT MEANS A LOT

>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW ‐ I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP FROM THE

MOVIE. THIS IS THE DANCE SCENE I WAS

TALKING ABOUT. HERE'S ANDY SAMBERG AND

CRISTIN MILIOTI IN "PALM SPRINGS. TAKE A LOOK.

>> WHAT THE HELL ♪

♪ >> YEAH.

♪ ♪

>> WOO ♪

WOO. ♪

>> OH. >> HA!

WOO! >> Jimmy: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT

SOME SUPERFAN OF YOURS POINTED OUT TO US AND IT MADE ‐‐ MADE

ME LAUGH >> WHAT?

>> Jimmy: THAT YOUR NAME, ANDY SAMBERG, HAS THE LETTERS,

A‐S‐M‐R IN IT. NOW ‐‐

>> OH. >> Jimmy: FOR THOSE OF YOU

WATCHING AT HOME THAT DON'T KNOW WHAT ASMR IS, IT'S LIKE

WHERE YOU, LIKE, KIND OF WHISPER INTO A MICROPHONE AND

LIKE YOU CLICK YOUR NAILS. AND JUST VERY QUIET.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAYBE DO A LITTLE ASMR BEFORE

WE GO, IF ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ‐‐

>> UM ‐‐ OKAY

SURE I GUESS ‐‐

WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF GROSS >> I JUST WANT TO TAKE THIS

OPPORTUNITY TO TALK ABOUT SOME ‐‐ SOME MANGO TROPICAL

HUMOR. THERE'S A TEXT ON THE BACK OF

THIS MANGO BAG IT SAYS, "SOME PEOPLE SAY

SNACKS ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER. THEY THINK FOOD IS ONLY MEANT

TO NOURISH, NOT AMUSE. WELL, MAY CAN GO AHEAD AND KEEP

ON STROLLING DOWN SERIOUS STREET BECAUSE WE BELIEVE THAT

NATURE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU SMILE SO BIG, YOU'LL

LAUGH FOR NO REASON. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.

THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH. I CAN'T TAKE ‐

I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE

IT'S INSANE. STOP SMACKING YOUR MOUTH

MY THANKS TO ANDY SAMBERG. "PALM SPRINGS" IS ON HULU, NOW

AND SHOWING IN SELECT DRIVE‐INS.

LOOK FOR IT. "PALM SPRINGS.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH JOSE ANDRES, EVERYONE

STICK AROUND ♪

>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A MICHELIN STARRED CHEF, A

A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE NOMINEE, AND THE FOUNDER OF WORLD

CENTRAL KITCHEN, WHICH HAS HELPED SERVE OVER 20 MILLION

MEALS TO PEOPLE STRUGGLING DURING THE PANDEMIC.

I LOVE THIS GUY. WE LOVE THIS GUY

HERE'S THE ALWAYS ENTERTAINING JOSé ANDRéS.

JOSé WHERE ‐‐

NICE TO SEE YOU. LOOK AT YOU.

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BUDDY. >> HELLO, JIMMY.

>> Jimmy: HEY IS THAT ‐‐ IS THAT THE FAMILY BEHIND YOU

WHO'S ‐‐ >> OKAY.

THIS IS MY ‐‐ ONE OF MY NIECES AND ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS.

AND THEY ARE ‐‐ THEY ARE WAITING ‐‐ SAY HI, GUYS.

SAY HI, GIRLS. >> Jimmy: HI, GUYS

>> YEAH. SO, LISTEN, WE'RE WAITING FOR

YOU TO RECORD THIS SEGMENT I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU

HAVE A LATE‐NIGHT SHOW, THAT A A DECENT SPANISH FAMILY LIKE

US, HAVE TO BE WAITING FOR JIMMY FALLON TO BE READY TO

FILM SO WE CAN EAT TAKE A LOOK WHO I HAVE HERE

WAITING. TAKE A LOOK.

TAKE A LOOK. >> Jimmy: OH

>> WE WANT TO EAT. WE WANT TO EAT

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU GUYS.

PLEASE LOOK AT THAT

OOH‐LA‐LA. >> THIS IS A FRIED GUMBA

GUMBA BLANCA REPEAT WITH ME

GUMBA BLANCA >> Jimmy: GUMBA BLANCA

>> VERY GOOD AND IT'S VERY TRADITIONAL HERE

ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED, IN FRONT OF THIS BEACH, WHERE I AM ON

VACATION RIGHT NOW AND I LOVE THIS.

BUT TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PAN. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO?

WHAT IS ‐‐ WHAT ‐‐ >> THIS IS EGGS WITH PESTO

PESTO ARE ALL THESE VEGETABLES EGGPLANT, ZUCCHINI, ONION, RED

PEPPER AND USUALLY WE PUT THE EGGS AND

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS LIKE "STAR WARS,"

GOING, FLYING OVER THE DEATH STAR

[ LAUGHTER ] ♪

>> Jimmy: GOSH HOW DO YOU JUST MAKE EGGS LOOK

SO DELICIOUS, TOO? GOSH

>> BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO IN SPAIN.

AND TAKE A LOOK. I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

>> Jimmy: LET ME SEE >> I WENT TO THE MARKET TODAY.

AND WHAT I BOUGHT WAS ‐‐ >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> IT'S SNAILS >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD.

>> BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO COOK THEM VERY SLOWLY

AND I FORGOT TO COOK THEM. SO, THEY ARE HERE, ALIVE

>> Jimmy: THEY'RE ESCAPING RUN!

RUN! RUN, SNAIL

>> NO, NO. THEY DON'T WANT TO RUN BECAUSE

I FEED THEM VERY WELL, FOR THEIR LAST MEAL.

THEREFORE, THEY DON'T LEAVE ME BECAUSE I TREAT THEM SO WELL

[ LAUGHTER ] SO WELL.

>> Jimmy: JOSé, WHAT IS THE VIBE OVER IN SPAIN

>> THE PEOPLE OF SPAIN, THEY DID AN AMAZING JOB, REALLY,

STAYING HOME MAKING SURE THAT THEY FOUGHT

THIS CORONAVIRUS, BY DOING THEIR PART

RIGHT NOW, WE ARE HERE AT HOME AND EVEN AT THIS, MY CLOSE

FAMILY, EVERYBODY VERY MUCH, TOOK THE TEST.

NOW, WE ARE CLOSED BECAUSE WE ARE PROTECTING GRANDMA

WHEN WE GO OUT, WE WEAR ‐‐ WE WEAR THE MASK.

SO, SPAIN IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS, LIKE EVERY COUNTRY IS TRYING TO

DO RESTAURANTS ARE FILLING UP, BUT

ONLY 50% BUT THINGS ARE SLOW.

AND I THINK THAT'S THE RIGHT WAY.

SPAIN, ONE DAY, LIKE ANY OTHER COUNTRY, WILL GO BACK TO

TOURISM, AS WE ALL WISH. BUT FIRST, WE NEED TO BEAT THIS

PANDEMIC AND THIS CORONAVIRUS. >> Jimmy: WELL, OUR LOVE TO

EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY BUT EVERYONE IN SPAIN, AS WELL

CAN WE TALK ABOUT A FEW THINGS WHILE I HAVE YOU

RESTAURANTS FOR THE PEOPLE, I WANTED TO MENTION THIS, SERVED

OVER 20 MILLION MEALS SO FAR THIS IS NOT JUST FOR EVERYONE

TO FEED PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE FOOD, BUT ALSO, RESTAURANT

OWNERS AND THE PEOPLE THAT GIVE YOU THE FOOD, TO RESTAURANTS

AND THE FISHERMEN AND THE BAKERY AND THE SERVERS AND THE

BARTENDERS >> YEAH.

SO, JIMMY, WHAT WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN DID WAS SO PROUD

BECAUSE WE HAD THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF VOLUNTEERS.

AND WE WERE ABLE TO DO ONE VERY SMART THING.

WE PUT 2,500 RESTAURANTS ACROSS AMERICA WORKING.

FEEDING HOMELESS FEEDING SHELTERS

FEEDING ELDERLY. FEEDING FIRST RESPONDERS

MORE IMPORTANT, FEEDING OUR AMAZING DOCTORS AND NURSES IN

MANY HOSPITALS ACROSS AMERICA. WE'VE BEEN IN MORE THAN 35

STATES ALREADY, WE'VE DONE ‐‐ WE'RE ON

OUR WAY TO REACH 25 MILLION MEALS ALONE IN THE UNITED

STATES PLUS INDONESIA

PLUS VENEZUELA PLUS COLUMBIA.

PLUS PUERTO RICO PLUS IRELAND

PLUS SPAIN, WHERE WE OPENED 16 KITCHENS AND WE DID THREE

MILLION MEALS. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHAT

WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN DOES IS SIMPLE

WE TRIED TO COME UP WITH THE SMARTEST SOLUTION.

WE PUT RESTAURANTS TO WORK WITH THE MONEY THAT PEOPLE WERE

DONATING TO US IN THE PROCESS, RESTAURANTS

WOULD REOPEN AGAIN COULD HIRE AGAIN

COULD BUY FROM THE FARMERS, FROM THE FISHERMEN

IN THE PROCESS, WE FED THE PEOPLE IN NEED

THAT'S WHAT WE HOPE THE WHITE HOUSE AND CONGRESS WILL DO

VERY IMPORTANT WE CANNOT LEAVE AMERICANS

HUNGRY THROUGH THIS PANDEMIC WE CANNOT LEAVE ANYBODY BEHIND

>> Jimmy: NO AND WE NEED RESTAURANTS.

WE REALLY DO IT SUPPORTS A LOT OF PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST THE NAME OF THE PLACE AND YOU GO,

OH, THAT'S A GOOD RESTAURANT THERE'S HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE

INVOLVED WITH MAKING THAT WORK SO, IT'S REALLY COOL THAT

YOU'RE DOING THIS. I KNOW YOU CHANGED YOUR TWITTER

NAME TO "PLEASE WHERE A MASK, DO IT FOR USA, PLEASE.

I LIKE THAT YOU DID THAT BECAUSE I BELIEVE EVERYONE

SHOULD WEAR A MASK AND WE'RE TAKING THAT VERY

SERIOUSLY HERE IN NEW YORK >> I THINK EVERYBODY SHOULD BE

PART OF THIS MOVEMENT. EVERYBODY TOGETHER, WE SHOULD

BECOME, WE THE PEOPLE, ONCE AGAIN.

AND IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY WITH THOSE SIMPLE RULES OF

ENGAGEMENT, WE SHOULD PUT THOSE PEOPLE AWAY, FROM GOVERNMENT,

AWAY FROM LEADERSHIP WE DON'T DESERVE LEADERS LIKE

THIS AMERICA DOESN'T DESERVE LEADERS

LIKE THAT. WE ALL SHOULD WEAR MASKS AND DO

SIMPLE THINGS, WHERE WE CAN ALL BENEFIT GREATLY WITH THAT VERY

SIMPLE, SMALL SACRIFICE. >> Jimmy: JUST WEAR A MASK

JOSé, CAN YOU GIVE THOSE EGGS A STIR, JUST SO I CAN SEE WHAT

WE END UP WITH >> WE'RE GOING TO BE ‐‐ LET ME

STIR LET'S GO

ARE YOU GUYS STILL HUNGRY? ARE YOU HUNGRY, GUYS

THIS IS HUNGRY THIS IS STILL SERVING.

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU, ONCE AGAIN.

THEY'RE ‐‐ LARA, SAY HI. SHE'S HELPING ME COOK.

>> Jimmy: HI >> FROM VENEZUELA.

>> Jimmy: YAY! >> IT'S READY.

AND START SERVING THE EGGS COME ON, MOVE.

AND HERE, WE HAVE A SALAD. TAKE A LOOK.

BRAISED SALAD. TOMATOES

KEEP MOVING. AND WE HAVE ‐‐ WE HAVE OLIVES.

>> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE OLIVES. >> BECAUSE WE LOVE OLIVES.

>> Jimmy: I DO >> TAKE A LOOK

I'M LEAVING THE HOUSE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HERE

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH

RUN, RUN RUN!

GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. >> AND THE EGGS.

TAKE A LOOK AT THE EGGS. [ APPLAUSE ]

SAY HI >> Jimmy: HI, PAL.

NICE TO SEE YOU. SEE?

BEAUTIFUL. COME ON.

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE.

THAT IS LOVE THAT IS FAMILY

THAT IS FOOD YOU ARE THE BEST

JOSé, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW TO

HELP WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN, GO TO WCK.ORG/TONIGHTSHOW

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM PERFUME

GENIUS STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.

♪ >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE SONG,

"ON THE FLOOR" FROM HIS ALBUM,

"SET MY HEART ON FIRE IMMEDIATELY," HERE IS PERFUME GENIUS. ♪

♪ I'M TRYIN BUT STILL I CLOSE MY EYE

THE DREAMING BRINGING HIS FACE TO MINE ♪

♪ LOCK THE DOOR THE CONSTANT BUZZING

ALL THROUGH THE NIGH THE FIGHT IT ♪

♪ RIPS ME ALL UP INSIDE ON THE FLOOR

I PACE I RUN MY MOUT I PRAY TO CHANGE ♪

♪ I CROSS OUT HIS NAME ON THE PAGE

HOW LONG 'TI THIS WASHES AWAY ♪

♪ HOW LONG 'TIL MY BODY IS SAF

HOW LONG 'TI I WALK IN THE LIGHT ♪

♪ HOW LONG 'TIL THIS HEART ISN'T MIN

THE RISE AND FAL OF HIS CHEST ON ME ♪

♪ I'M TRYIN BUT STILL IT'S ALL I SEE

THE VIOLEN CURRENT OF ENERGY ♪

♪ I HIDE IT AWAY AND UNDERNEAT

LOCK THE DOO I PACE I RUN MY MOUT

I PRAY TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ CROSS OUT HIS

NAME ON THE PAGE HOW LONG 'TI

THIS WASHES AWAY ♪ ♪ HOW LONG 'TIL

MY BODY IS SAF HOW LONG 'TI

I WALK IN THE LIGHT ♪ ♪ HOW LONG 'TIL

THIS HEART ISN'T MIN TAKE THIS WILDNESS AWA

WILDNESS AWAY ♪ ♪ WILDNESS AWAY

WILD WIL ♪ I'M TRYIN

BUT STILL I CLOSE MY EYE THE DREAMING

BRINGING HIS FACE TO MINE ♪ ♪ LOCK THE DOOR

I PACE I PROMISE EVERY DAY TO CHANGE ♪

♪ I CROSS OUT HIS NAME ON THE PAGE

HOW LONG 'TI THIS WASHES AWAY ♪

♪ HOW LONG 'TIL MY BODY IS SAF

HOW LONG 'TI I WALK IN THE LIGHT ♪

♪ I JUST WANT HIM IN MY ARMS HEY ♪ ♪

WATCHING. STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH

YOUR FACE. WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY.

♪