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>>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S

"THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON

JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS WILL ARNETT

MICHAELA COEL. H. E. R. THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW

AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON

GUESTS, GOOD TO SEE YOU, GUYS. WELCOME BACK

THANK YOU, EVERYONE, FOR TUNING IN

WELCOME TO T"THE TONIGHT SHOW." LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS

EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS. YESTERDAY PRESIDENT TRUMP DID AN

INTERVIEW ON FOX NEWS WHERE HE AGAIN TRIED TO DEFEND HIS OWN

MENTAL FITNESS BY EXPLAINING THE COGNITIVE TEST THAT HE TOOK,

WATCH THIS. >> 30 OR 35 QUESTIONS.

I LIKE A MEMORY QUESTION IT'S LIKE YOU'LL GO PERSON,

WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV SO LET'S SAY COULD YOU REPEAT

THAT SO IT'S PERSON, WOMAN, MAN,

IF YOU GET IT IN ORDER, YOU GET EXTRA POINTS

OKAY, NOW HE'S ASKING YOU OTHER QUESTIONS.

GIVE US THAT AGAIN PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV

IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT EASY, BUT FOR ME IT WAS EASY

>> Jimmy: WE COULD HAVE SHOWN YOU MORE BUT OUR SHOW IS ONLY AN

HOUR WHAT IS HE DOING

IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE PLAYING CHARADES AFTER POUNDING

CHARDONNAY MAN, CAMERA, WOMAN, IS IT A

BOOK, IS IT A MOVIE? I ACTUALLY FEEL A LOT BETTER

KNOWING THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES PASSED

CONCUSSION PROTOCOL. IT WAS IMPRESSIVE UNTIL THEY

ASKED TRUMP WHAT HE ATE FOR LUNCH THAT DAY AND HE SAID,

"PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV."

I WISH WE COULD SEE TRUMP ANSWER SOME OF THE QUESTIONS IN WRITTEN

PORTIONS, BECAUSE I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

YEAH, THAT'S IT. THE ONLY FIVE NAMES TRUMP

COULDN'T REMEMBER WERE HIS KIDS. I WANT TO SAY HARRY, ZAYN,

NIALL, CAMERA, TV. HE WAS BEING INTERVIEWED BY ONE

OF FOX NEWS'S TOP MEDICAL CONTRIBUTORS DR. MARK SEGAL.

CAN WE SEE HIS FACE WHEN TRUMP WAS TALKING?

YOU CAN TELL HE WAS THINKING, IS HE HAVING A STROKE, OR AM I?

YEAH TRUMP REALLY SEEMED OBSESSED

WITH THOSE FIVE WORDS. IT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE IT TURNS

OUT HE SPENT A LOT OF TIME STUDYING FOR THE TEST, CHECK

THIS OUT. >> CAN YOU HELP US

>> YEAH. >> CAN YOU SAY ‐

>> PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV

>> SO IT'S PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV

>> HOORAY! >> PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA,

TV >> AGAIN

>> PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV

>> ONE MORE TIME >> PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA,

TV >> HE DID IT, WE DID IT, YAY

>> BECAUSE I'M DOCOGNITIVELY THERE.

>> Jimmy: WE DID IT! WE DID IT!

LISTEN TO THIS EARLIER TODAY JOE BIDEN RELEASED

A VIDEO WHERE HE SAT DOWN WITH FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA

THEY TALKED ABOUT A RANGE OF ISSUES LIKE HEALTH CARE, THE

ECONOMY, AND OF COURSE THE COVID PANDEMIC

YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE TAKING COVID SERIOUSLY BECAUSE OF HOW

FAR APART THEY SAT FOR THE INTERVIEWS

THIS IS REAL, TAKE A LOOK. WOW.

WOW. OBAMA HASN'T DISTANCED HIMSELF

FROM BIDEN LIKE THAT SINCE THE FIRST TEN DEMOCRATIC DEBATE.

USUALLY IN A MEETING THIS FAR APART, ONE PERSON IS STROKING A

CAT WHILE THE OTHER IS BEING LOWERED INTO A BARRACUDA TANK.

LAST TIME YOU LAUGH WITH ME, MR. BOND

SPORTS NEWS, EARLIER TONIGHT MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL MADE ITS

OFFICIAL RETURN, AND IT'S CLEAR THIS SEASON'S GOING TO LOOK

PRETTY DIFFERENT. >> STADIUM SEATS WILL BE EMPTY,

REPLACED IN SOME CITIES BY CARDBOARD CUTOUTS.

CELEBRATIONS WILL BE DISTANCED COACHES WILL BE MASKED

>> Jimmy: YEAH, BASEBALL IS BACK

OR AS THE PRESIDENT PUT IT ‐‐ BAT, GLOVE, BALL, HOT DOGS, TV

FANS HAVE TO STAY HOME, BUT IF YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE YOU'RE

THERE, SPEND 40 BUCKS ON POPCORN AND HAVE YOUR KIDS SPILL HALF OF

IT ON THE FLOOR. THE NBA HAS SEALED EVERYONE IN A

BUBBLE IN ONE LOCATION, MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS JUST LIKE,

LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES, BABY! THIS IS INTERESTING, THOUGH.

FOX ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW CGI FANS IN THE STANDS

YEAH THAT WILL BE WEIRD WHEN A

PITCHER GETS HECKLE BY THE CAST OF "TOY STORY.

I DON'T ‐‐ I DON'T ‐‐ >> YEAH, LET IT GO, LET IT GO.

LET IT GO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.

WELL ‐‐ ALL RIGHT. HERE ‐‐ LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT

HERE >> OH, MAN

>> Jimmy: DUST OFF THE OLD CLIFF CLAVEN IMPERSONATION

WASHINGTON'S NFL TEAM ANNOUNCED A TEMPORARY NAME FOR THIS

SEASON. >> THIS JUST IN, BASICALLY

WASHINGTON IS GOING TO GO WITH AN INTERIM NAME DURING THE 2020

SEASON IT WILL CALL ITSELF THE

WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM >> HA HA HA!

>> Jimmy: WHAT THAT'S WHAT THEY CAME UP WITH?

THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TRYING TO TALK ABOUT SPORTS WHO

KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SPORTS I LOVE THE ‐‐ WASHINGTON ‐‐

FOOTBALL ‐‐ TEAM OF COURSE I LOVE THE NEW YORK ‐‐

HOCKEY ‐‐ CLUB ‐‐ TEAM TOO WHAT'S A GOOD NAME

THE WASHINGTON ‐‐ THE ‐‐ CHERRY BLOSSOMS

MAYBE IT IS HARD, I DON'T KNOW. >> HOW ABOUT THE ‐‐ IS THERE A

TEAM THE CAP ‐‐ THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS

>> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE IS A TEAM, A GREAT TEAM.

>> YEAH, GREAT, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

>> Jimmy: WASHINGTON CAPITALS 2. >> WASHINGTON CAPITALS PART 2.

>> Jimmy: DUDE YEAH, EXACTLY FINALLY, YOU GUYS, YESTERDAY

THERE WAS A CRAZY STORM HERE IN NEW YORK

SOMEONE CAPTURED A PRETTY AMAZING MOMENT AT THE STATUE OF

LIBERTY, LOOK AT THIS. WHOA

OKAY WORST CASE, THIS DAMAGED THE

STATUE OF LIBERTY. BEST CASE, WE FREAKY FRIDAY WITH

CANADA I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE WORRIED

BECAUSE EVER SINCE THAT HAPPENED, THE ONLY THING THE

STATUE OF LIBERTY CAN SAY IS, "PERSON, WOMAN, MASK."

WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT, WILL ARNETT IS HERE

MICHAELA COEL IS HERE. AND SHE HAS OVER 7.5 BILLION

STREAMS, H. E. R. WILL BE

PERFORMING GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

♪ ♪

>> Jimmy: OH, MAN OH MAN, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE HERE.

I GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, THIS IS BIZARRE.

AFTER THE SHOW I GOT HOME. YOU KNOW, PRETTY LATE, READY TO

GO TO SLEEP. I WANTED TO GET IN THE CHRISTMAS

SPIRIT BECAUSE ‐‐ WELL, BECAUSE I HAVE

A ‐‐ I HAVE A KIDS' BOOK A CHILDREN'S BOOK COMING OUT

I'M THINKING ABOUT DOING SOMETHING AROUND THE BOOK.

I WANTED TO LOOK AT A ‐‐ PUT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE ON

SO I SEARCHED APPLE TV OR NETFLIX OR SOMETHING, LOOKING

FOR A MOVIE. THE FIRST THAT COMES UP IS

"CHRISTMAS PEN PAL." A LIFETIME, YOU KNOW, ONE OF

THOSE MOVIES I LOVE THOSE MOVIES.

I LOVE THE MUSHY, ROMANTIC, THE CORNY, I'M ALL OF THAT, I LOVE

IT I PUT THIS THING ON, THIS MOVIE.

IT'S GREAT I'M WATCHING IT.

AND IT'S SARAH DREW, WHO WAS ON "GREY'S ANATOMY," SHE'S GREAT, I

LOVED IT ACTING WAS GOOD.

MICHAEL GROSS WHO IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME, "FAMILY TIES."

WATCHING THE MOVIE KIND OF GETTING READY TO GO TO

SLEEP, THEN THIS COMES UP. >> OH‐OH.

>> THEN I GET AN OFFER ON THE APARTMENT, INSANELY OVER ASKING

PRICE, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE BUYER WAS.

JIMMY FALLON. >> NO WAY!

I LOVE HIM >> OH, HE'S GREAT, HE'S GREAT.

REALLY SHY, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT

>> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT THE MOVIE'S FROM 2018.

I'D NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE, I DID NOT PICK THIS THING.

I WAS WATCHING THIS LIKE FREAKING OUT

THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE EITHER ‐‐ MAYBE I DIED

I DON'T KNOW MAYBE LIFE ISN'T REAL?

I GO, WHAT DID I JUST HEAR MY NAME?

SO I'M IN THIS "CHRISTMAS PEN PAL.

IT'S ABOUT A SMALL TOWN, THEY HAVE LIKE ‐‐ YOU DON'T WANT TO

HEAR THE PLOT OF THE MOVIE A SMALL TOWN, ALL THE SINGLE

PEOPLE PUT THEIR NAMES, LIKE PEN NAMES, THEY WRITE LOVE LETTERS

TO EACH OTHER, HOPING TO FIND LOVE.

>> LETTERS 2018

>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH A SMALL TOWN, YEAH

A POST OFFICE AND EVERYTHING, THE MAILMAN.

HE'S SINGLE, HE CAN GET INVOLVED

SHE HAS A PEN NAME, STARDUST SOME OTHER PERSON HAS A NAME

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ‐‐ KIND OF SECRET SANTA, CALLED CHRISTMAS

CUPID. THAT'S NOT THE NAME, IT'S CALLED

"CHRISTMAS PEN PAL." ANYWAY

THAT COMES ON AND THE GUY'S LIKE, YEAH, I SOLD AN OVERPRICED

APARTMENT, GUESS WHO, JIMMY FALLON

HE SUCKERED ME INTO BUYING AN APARTMENT.

THEN NICE GUY, I LOVE JIMMY. SHE SAID, I LOVE HIM TOO

HE GOES, HE'S ACTUALLY SHY IN PERSON

I COULD BE SHY, SARAH. WHY CAN'T I BE ‐‐ ANYWAY, THE

WHOLE POINT OF ME BRINGING THIS UP, LIFETIME, IF YOU'RE

WATCHING, IF YOU EVER WANT TO USE MY NAME, EVER, FOR SOME

CASUAL BACKGROUND CONVERSATION OR WHATEVER, AMBIENT NOISE OVER

DINNER, YOU HAVE MORE THAN ANY PERMISSION, PLEASE PUT IT IN

EVERY HOLIDAY MOVIE. YOU KNOW WHO I JUST SOLD THIS

TREE TO? JIMMY FALLON

300 BUCKS, I RIPPED HIM OFF, UNBELIEVABLE

HEY, HE'S PRETTY SHY IN PERSON I LOVED IT

I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A BIZARRE THING.

I HAD TO TALK ABOUT IT I WAS LIKE, THIS STUFF THAT

HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME, JUST WEIRD STUFF.

LIKE "THE TRUMAN SHOW" OR SOMETHING.

THE TV, IS IT WATCHING ME? >> CRAZY, MAN.

>> Jimmy: IT'S THE END OF THE WEEK

I WANT TO CATCH YOU UP WITH PERSONAL STUFF, CHECK MY INBOX,

EMAILS, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES.

I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE

TO WRITE THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW.

CAN I GET THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE?

♪ >> Jimmy: YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

WHO I RIPPED OFF. >> WHO

>> Jimmy: CHILI SAL, I LOVED IT, IT WAS GOOD, MAN

I WAS GOING TO WATCH THE SEQUEL ‐‐ I'LL STOP TALKING.

THERE WAS A SEQUEL CALLED "CHRISTMAS A LA MODE

IT WASN'T A SEQUEL, IT WAS A GUESS HOY JUST SOLD THE DESSERT

TO THREE SCOOPS, I WAS LAUGHING THE

WHOLE TIME ♪

POWERFUL, POWERFULLY LOUD ON THAT ONE, WOW.

♪ THANK YOU, TAYLOR SWIFT SURPRISE

2020 ALBUM, DROPPING AT MIDNIGHT, BEING THE FIRST TIME

HEARING SURPRISE AND 2020 IN THE SAME SENTENCE HASN'T MADE US ALL

FLINCH ♪

THANK YOU, TACO BELL, FOR RETIRING YOUR SEVEN‐LAYER

BURRITO. NOW IF I WANT RICE, BEANS,

TOMATOES, LETTUCE, SOUR CREAM, AND CHEESE, I'LL JUST HAVE TO

ORDER LITERALLY ANY OTHER MENU ITEM

♪ THANK YOU, JOE BIDEN, FOR

CALLING TRUMP THE FIRST RACIST PRESIDENT.

OR AS NEARLY ANY OTHER PRESIDENT WOULD PUT IT, YES, THE FIRST

ONE. ♪

THANK YOU, SOCIALLY DISTANCED SEASON OF "THE BACHELORETTE" FOR

MAKING ABOUT AS MUCH SEASON AS A DRY SEASON OF "THE JERSEY

SHORE. WELL, BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ‐‐ YOU

KNOW BUT THEY MIGHT

BUT THEY MIGHT THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: GOOD POINT

♪ PEOPLE LOVE PEOPLE SO WHY SHOULD IT BE ♪

♪ YOU AND I SHOULD GET ALONG HM HM ♪

>> HA HA HA! ♪

>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, JUST STOP. ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, DRIVE‐IN MOVIE THEATERS, FOR LETTING US

WATCH MOVIES THE FILMMAKERS INTENDED, THROUGH A CRACKED

WINDSHIELD COVERED IN BIRD POOP. THINK IT'S A SHARK

♪ >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, FAKE CROWD

NOISE AT MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAMES.

GEEZ, HOW INSECURE ARE THOSE PLAYERS THAT THEY NEED

ARTIFICIAL AUDIENCE SOUNDS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT

REAL CROWD, FAKE, I DON'T CARE, BASEBALL IS BACK, Y'ALL.

I LIKE THAT, ACTUALLY. BASEBALL IS BACK, Y'ALL.

QWEST, CAN I GET A BEAT? ♪ ONE TWO THREE FOUR ♪

♪ BASEBALL IS BACK Y'ALL ♪ ♪ I SAID BASEBALL IS BACK

Y'ALL ♪ ♪ GREEN MONSTER 37 FEET TALL ♪

♪ GOT TO SNAP BACK IT'S AT THE MALL ♪

♪ FAUCI THREW THE FIRST PITCH ♪ ♪ EATING ICE CREAM OUT A LITTLE

HELMET ♪ ♪ FOUR BALLS MEANS YOU WALK ♪

♪ AND SO DOES THAT TRAP CALL ♪ ♪ CATCHERS AND PITCH ERS

PINCH‐HITTERS ♪ ♪ I DANCE OFF WITH MASCOTS BUT

NOT WITH A MASK OFF ♪ ♪ BECAUSE BASEBALL IS BACK

Y'ALL ♪ ♪ SAID BASEBALL IS BACK Y'ALL ♪

♪ WOW WOW WOW ♪ >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY!

♪ BASEBALL IS BACK IT'S BACK IT'S BACK IT'S REALLY BACK ♪

♪ IT'S BACK ♪

>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON THE NEW ANIMATED SHOW CALLED "YOUR DAILY

HOROSCOPE" WHICH YOU CAN SEE FIVE NIGHTS A WEEK ON QUIBI.

HE ALSO HOSTS A NEW PODCAST ALONGSIDE JASON BATEMAN AND SEAN

HAYES CALLED "SMARTLESS. MY FRIEND WILL ARNETT, NICE TO

SEE YOU, BUD, I MISS YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, MAN.

>> Jimmy: CONGRATS, YOU HAVE A NEW BABY BOY

>> I KNOW. I JUST FOUND OUT

>> Jimmy: SORRY. I DIDN'T RUIN IT, DID I?

>> NO, NO, I JUST FOUND ‐‐ NO, NO, IT WAS SO ‐‐ I JUST MET HIM

UPSTAIRS, I'M IN THE BASEMENT. >> Jimmy: DO YOU GET ALONG

>> I WAS LIKE, HEY, WHO'S THIS LITTLE GUY

WE GET ALONG GREAT YEAH WE JUST HAD OUR LITTLE GUY,

DENNY ALEXANDER, WE CALL HIM ‐‐ DENNIS, WE CALL HIM DENNY.

>> Jimmy: NOT AFTER THE ‐‐ >> NOT AFTER THE FAST FOOD

CHAIN. >> Jimmy: WHY NOT?

>> EVERYBODY ‐‐ EVERYBODY WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS THAT I'M A FAN OF

THE GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST. >> Jimmy: ME TOO

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK I'VE

EVER HAD A BAD TIME AT A DENNY'S.

>> I DON'T THINK ‐‐ I DON'T THINK I HAVE EITHER.

>> Jimmy: I LOVE ‐‐ IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DENNY, BUT

WHY NOT? PUT HIM IN A COUPLE COMMERCIALS.

>> YOU KNOW WHY? THE PRICE HASN'T BEEN RIGHT YET.

>> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH HOW IS IT?

IS IT WEIRD, IS IT DIFFERENT I MEAN, ARCHIE AND ABEL ARE HOW

OLD NOW? >> THEY'RE 9 AND 11.

11 AND 9 AND THEY ‐‐ THEY'RE SUPER

PSYCHED TO BE BIG BROTHERS AND IT'S BEEN CRAZY.

BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN RIGHT NOW.

SO IT'S BEEN WEIRD ANYWAY. I FEEL LIKE BEING IN THIS SORT

OF QUARANTINE HAS PREPARED ME. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE.

THOSE FIRST FEW MONTHS OF HAVING A BABY ARE KIND OF LIKE BEING IN

QUARANTINE ANYWAY. YOU KIND OF LOCK DOWN.

>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THAT'S HOW I FELT ANYWAY, AND

IT'S JUST BECOME DOUBLE THAT, SO IT'S BEEN OKAY

I FEEL LIKE ALEC BALDWIN IN "HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER.

I FEEL LIKE THE CAPTAIN OF A SUBMARINE.

>> Jimmy: STUCK IN THE SUBMARINE, YEAH.

>> IN A SUBMARINE YOU CAN'T BE LIKE, I'M GOING TO RUN OUT FOR A

PACK OF BUD. CAN'T DO THAT.

IN A SUBMARINE. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU HAVE TO BE

THERE. >> I DO HAVE MY BOOTH HERE,

WHICH IS GOOD. I HAVE MY SOUNDPROOF BOOTH HERE

AT HOME. >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL BOOTH YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR

A LONG TIME. >> YEAH, I HANDCRAFTED ‐‐ I JUST

GOT THE CARPETING IN IT'S REALLY NICE.

>> Jimmy: I WATCHED ‐‐ YOUR OTHER SHOW, "BUILDING A BOOTH.

>> YOU DID WATCH IT. >> Jimmy: WELL ‐‐ YEAH

SURE YES.

>> I SENT YOU THE LINKS, YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO PROMO IT

ON THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: SO HARD WITH THE WI‐FI

AND EVERYTHING, I CAN'T ‐‐ YOU KNOW.

>> THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD ANSWER

SO ANYWAY. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, "BATMAN"

IS ON ROTATION AT MY HOUSE YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST

YOU ARE PERFECTLY ACTED IN THAT MOVIE.

YOU DID SUCH A GREAT JOB I KNOW I PROBABLY TOLD YOU THAT

ALREADY. IT WAS SO PERFECTLY DONE, SO

CONGRATS YOU WERE BATMAN IN OUR HOUSE.

>> LET ME JUST SAY THANKS. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I GOT THE MIC, MIGHT AS WELL.

>> Jimmy: DO YOU GET PAID FOR THAT, WHAT YOU JUST DID, OR NO

>> I DON'T GET PAID FOR JACK [ BLEEP ].

>> Jimmy: THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE.

>> THAT SHOULD HAVE. IT WAS, IT WAS IN THE OUTTAKES

IT WAS CALLED "BATMAN AFTER DARK."

>> Jimmy: THE BLUE VERSION YOU HAVE TWO PROJECTS.

YOU COULDN'T BE BUSIER. >> TWO NEW PROJECTS, WHICH HAS

BEEN REALLY AWESOME. WE'VE GOT THIS THING, "YOUR

DAILY HOROSCOPE," OVER ON QUIBI, A FUN WAY TO GET YOUR HOROSCOPE.

PEOPLE LOVE GETTING THEIR HOROSCOPE.

>> Jimmy: I LOVE IT, I ALWAYS HAVE.

>> ON OUR SHOW WE ANIMATE ‐‐ EVERY DAY IS LITTLE SHORT

ANIMATIONS FOR EVERY SIGN. IT'S REALLY A FUN WAY TO GET IT.

YOU KIND OF FOLLOW ALONG WITH ALL THESE DIFFERENT ANIMALS THAT

REPRESENT THE SIGN AND I JUST FIGURED PEOPLE LIKE

TO HAVE FUN. I THINK ‐‐ I THINK I'M RIGHT

ABOUT THAT >> Jimmy: WE POLLED ‐‐ WE POLLED

OUR AUDIENCE >> YOU DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE.

JIMMY, LISTEN. LET ME GET AN ADDRESS ON YOU, A

HARD STREET ADDRESS. LET ME JUST ‐‐

>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE THE TILE APP?

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE CLOSE TO ME, YOUR PHONE WILL BEEP

>> OH, I'M GOING TO GET THE TILE APP, GOOD IDEA

DON'T GIVE ME A P. O. BOX I TRY TO GET ADDRESSES AND THEY

GIVE ME ‐‐ YOU KNOW THIS STORY FRED ARMISEN USED TO DO IT

SOMEBODY WOULD COME ON "SNL," THE BIGGER THE HOST, LIKE TOM

CRUISE, DAY ONE, HE'D GO UP TO THEM, LET ME GET YOUR CELL PHONE

REAL QUICK >> Jimmy: I SAW KEVIN NEALON DO

A GOOD ONE THAT I WANTED TO STEAL.

HE WAS TALKING TO SANDLER OR SOMEBODY

HE GOES, SANDLER, GIVE ME A CALL

I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER, GIVE ME A NUMBER.

PULLED A PEN OUT, HE HAD A TOOTHPICK, HE PULLED THE PEN

LIKE HE WAS GOING TO WRITE IT ON A TOOTHPICK.

HE GOES, JUST GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER, WHAT IS IT

WHAT'S THE PODCAST WITH SEAN HAYES AND JASON BATEMAN?

HOW'D THAT COME ABOUT? >> THOSE TWO CLOWNS.

THEY WEDGED THEIR WAY INTO MY IDEA

AND I WAS LIKE ‐‐ I WANT TO DO A PODCAST, AND THEY WERE LIKE,

GREAT, LET'S DO ONE. NO, I'M DOING A PODCAST.

THEY'RE LIKE, RIGHT, WE'RE DOING ONE.

WHAT HAPPENED WAS, I JUST THOUGHT, I AM DOING ANOTHER

PODCAST ON MY OWN THAT'S COMING OUT.

I WAS LIKE, I WANT TO DO THIS WITH MY BUDDIES AND HAVE FUN

THEY'RE OLD FRIENDS. FIND OUT STUFF ABOUT PEOPLE THAT

WE KNOW OR THAT WE DON'T KNOW, JUST HAVE A LAUGH.

KIND OF EXACTLY WHAT IT ENDED UP BEING.

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING. THE FIRST EPISODE CAME OUT ON

MONDAY WE HAD OUR BUDDY DAX SHEPARD ON.

I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED YOUR NUMBER BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO

ASK YOU. THERE'S NOB BETTER THAN GETTING

THE "COME ON OUR PODCAST" QUESTION, YOU KNOW

>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW MY NUMBER. >> SURE.

>> Jimmy: 4. >> 4

IS IT STILL 4? >> Jimmy: YEP.

>> OKAY. HANG ON.

>> Jimmy: NO PROBLEM. >> I WANT TO DING YOU REAL

QUICK. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S

AROUND ANYMORE I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME WHEN

WE COME BACK HAVE YOU HEARD OF "HEY, ROBOT?

>> YEAH, YOU SUMMON A PASSING ROBOT.

HEY, ROBOT, COME HERE, WE GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

>> Jimmy: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED.

I'LL EXPLAIN IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAK.

MORE WITH WILL ARNETT WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY

♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY. HANGING OUT WITH WILL ARNETT

WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "HEY, ROBOT."

♪ HEY ROBOT HEY ROBOT ♪ >> Jimmy: THIS IS BASED ON A

REAL BOARD GAME. THIS IS LIKE YOUR CLASSIC GAME

"PASSWORD" BUT YOUR PARTNER IS A SMART SPEAKER.

I'LL PICK A CARD, WE'LL TAKE TURNS ASKING A QUESTION TO GET

THE SPEAKER TO SAY THE WORD SOMEWHERE IN ITS ANSWER.

IF IT DOES, WE GET A POINT I WILL GO FIRST.

ALL RIGHT. CORN DOG

CORN DOG IS THE WORD >> CORN DOG.

>> Jimmy: CORN DOG. >> GOT IT.

>> Jimmy: ALEXA, WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOT DOG DIPPED IN BATTER?

>> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE WEB.

ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA.ORG, IF SERVED WITH A STICK IT IS

REFERRED TO AS A HOT DOG AND USUALLY DIPPED IN A GENEROUS

AMOUNT OF TOMATO SAUCE AND SERVED IMMEDIATELY ‐‐

>> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? I SAID HOT DOG DIPPED IN ‐‐

WHATEVER THIS IS YOUR TURN, YOU TALK TO

THE THING, I CAN'T EVEN DO IT. >> HEY, MAN, TAKE IT EASY.

>> Jimmy: NO, NO, WE CAN CUT THE WHOLE THING OUT.

>> NO, WE'RE NOT GOING TO CUT ‐‐ NO, YOU DID GREAT, YOU DID

GREAT. >> Jimmy: WE DONE?

>> NO, AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW, THE TERM ‐‐ JIMMY, SIT DOWN.

THE TERM HERO GETS THROWN AROUND A LOT THESE DAYS

THAT WAS THE WORST THING ‐‐ OKAY

ALL RIGHT. NOW DO I HAVE TO DO THIS WORD

TOO? >> Jimmy: YES.

>> OKAY. HEY, SIRI.

>> Jimmy: NO, THE OTHER ONE. THE OTHER ONE.

>> WHAT IS IT? >> Jimmy: A‐L‐E‐X‐A.

>> HEY, BING OH, OKAY, I GOT IT

HERE WE GO, I GOT IT FOR REAL, LET'S START MESSING

AROUND, GROW UP. >> Jimmy: STOP HAVING FUN,

PLEASE. >> HEY, ALEXA.

WHERE DO YOU GET OFF ‐‐ >> Jimmy: HEY, COME ON

ALEXA, STOP, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS

LET'S GO ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO THE NEXT

ONE. TIE SCORE.

100‐100. HERE WE GO

>> JASON BATEMAN >> Jimmy: ALEXA, WHO STARS IN

THE SHOW "OZARK" >> "OZARK" STARS INCLUDE JASON

BATEMAN, SOFIA HUFFMAN ‐‐ >> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP, THAT WAS

MORE THAN ENOUGH, THANK YOU. WILL, IT'S YOUR TURN TO TRY TO

MATCH AND BEAT ME HERE THE WORD IS BALD.

>> ALEXA, WHAT KIND OF EAGLE IS ALMOST EXTINCT

>> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND FROM THE ARTICLE "WHITE TAILED EAGLE"

ON WIKIPEDIA ULTIMATELY THE WHITE TAILED

EAGLE WAS ALMOST EXTINCT IN EUROPE ‐‐

>> OH, ALEXA, GIVE IT A REST >> Jimmy: OKAY, LET ME TRY TO

SEE IF I CAN GET THIS ONE HERE ALEXA, WHAT IS ROGAIN FOR?

>> ROGAIN EXTRA STRENGTH FOR MEN IS A BRAND‐NAME DRUG CLASSIFIED

AS A HAIR GROWTH MEDICATION ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA

ROGAIN EXTRA STRENGTH FOR MEN IS USED TO TREAT ‐‐

>> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP. LIKE AN OLD COMMERCIAL FOR ‐‐

GEEZ. >> LET ME TRY ONE MORE.

>> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP. ALEXA, STOP.

>> I GOT ONE MORE. >> Jimmy: GO.

>> ALEXA, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THE LOOK OF DADDY WAR BUCKS?

>> SORRY, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT

>> ME NEITHER. I'M NOT EITHER, THAT MAKES TWO

OF US. OKAY, GO AHEAD

>> Jimmy: I'D SAY ‐‐ I'D SAY MAYBE ALOOF?

HE WAS ALOOF OH, MAN.

LAST ONE. >> WHAT WAS THE PLOT OF THAT

I FORGET ANYWAY.

>> Jimmy: THE LAST ONE HERE. WHOEVER GETS THIS WINS THE WHOLE

THING. READY?

WILL, YOU CAN GO FIRST >> ALEXA, WHAT IS THE SIGNATURE

MOVE IN KARATE >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON

REFERENCE.COM. KARATE HAS MANY BASIC MOVES THAT

ARE CLASSIFIED AS OFFENSIVE OR DEFENSIVE.

WHILE THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT STYLES OF KARATE, MASK MOVES,

SUCH AS THE FOREARM BLOCKING STRAIGHT PUNCH, ARE COMMON TO

MOST FORMS >> THANK YOU, PERFECT.

WELL SAID, I AGREE LET ME TRY.

>> OKAY, GO. >> Jimmy: ALEXA, NAME DIFFERENT

CUTS OF PORK >> ACCORDING TO AN ALEXA ANSWER

CONTRIBUTOR, THERE ARE NINE MAIN BEEF CUTS.

THEY ARE CHUCKS, RIBS, LOINS, ROUNDS, FLANK, SHORT, BRISKET,

SHANK. >> Jimmy: YOU NAMED THE EIGHT

STOOGES. I HATED SHANK.

HE WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE I NEVER LIKED SHANK.

I LIKE ALL THE OTHER STOOGES ALL RIGHT.

I THINK THAT'S THE GAME. I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU, MY

GUEST. WILL ARNETT, CONGRATULATIONS,

YOU ARE THE CHAMP. >> WE WERE TERRIBLE AT THAT.

>> Jimmy: TERRIBLE >> THERE'S NO CELEBRATING HERE

TODAY, JIMMY >> Jimmy: WILL ARNETT, HIS

PODCAST "SMARTLESS" IS AVAILABLE EVERY MONDAY

HIS ANIMATED SHOW "YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE" IS AVAILABLE FIVE

DAYS A WEEK ON QUIBI MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE

BREAK. THANKS FOR COMING ON, WILL

♪ >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS THE

STAR AND CREATOR OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST SHOWS ON TV RIGHT NOW

CALLED "I MAY DESTROY YOU. NEW EPISODES AIR MONDAYS AT 9:00

P.M. ON HBO. MERE IS MICHAELA COEL,

EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON

OUR SHOW, I APPRECIATE IT. YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ME FROM

LONDON, IS THAT CORRECT? >> YES, EAST LONDON, THAT'S

RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND HOW IS ‐‐ HOW ARE

YOU DOING, HOW ARE YOU HANGING IN THERE

>> YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE UPS AND DOWNS.

SOMETIMES I'M STRUGGLING WITH THE ANXIETY OF NOT KNOWING

WHAT'S GOING ON, LIKE MANY OTHER PEOPLE

I'M SORT OF OCCUPYING MYSELF WITH PUZZLES

I GO RUNNING BUT MY KNEES ARE GETTING SORE, SO NOW I'VE BEEN

STOMPING IN THE PARK, WHICH HAS BEEN GOOD.

>> Jimmy: DANCING IN THE PARK? >> I'VE BEEN DANCING IN THE

PARK, YES. YEAH

BASICALLY I WAS RUNNING A LOT, LIKE EVERY DAY

BUT MY KNEES STARTED GETTING SORE

ONE OF THE TIMES WHEN I WAS RUNNING I WAS GOING THROUGH MY

FAVORITE PARK AND I SAW THIS GUY.

AND HE WAS JUST SORT OF THERE, STATIONARY, BUT DOING THESE HUGE

LIKE MOTIONS, DANCING WITH THESE HUGE EAR PHONES ON

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO COOL THAT AS I WAS RUNNING BY I GAVE

HIM A THUMBS UP AND KISSES HE SORT OF JUST GAVE ME A THUMBS

UP BACK. HE WAS JUST DOING HIS THING.

THEN MY BROTHER CAME TO STAY WITH ME.

AND I WAS LIKE, DO YOU WANT TO DANCE IN THE PARK?

SO WE EACH HAVE OUR HEADPHONES ON

SO HE GOT HIS OWN HEADPHONES, I'VE GOT MINE, WE JUST GO TO THE

PARK, THEN WE START DANCING. EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, EVEN THOUGH

WE'RE DANCING SEPARATE BEATS ‐‐ >> Jimmy: HIT THE SAME GROOVE.

>> THEN WE START DOING THE SAME MUSIC.

I WENT BY MYSELF TODAY ‐‐ >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET ANY THUMBS

UP, ANY KISSES BLOWN AT YOU? >> I'M TOO NERVOUS TO LOOK

I JUST HAVE TO KEEP MY HEAD DOWN, JUST DO MY THING.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY I DANCE EVEN AT WEDDINGS

NO ONE LOOK AT HOW BAD THIS IS. >> I DON'T GO TO WEDDINGS

BECAUSE MY DANCING'S THAT BAD. >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "I

MAY DESTROY YOU. WOW, IT'S FRESH, IT'S DIFFERENT,

IT'S SO WELL DONE. CONGRATULATIONS.

IT WAS A GREAT COVER IN "NEW YORK" MAGAZINE OF YOU.

MAN, YOU LOOK SO COOL. IT WAS SUCH A STUNNING COVER

CONGRATS ON THAT YOU ALSO WROTE THIS WHOLE THING,

EVERY EPISODE, NO WRITERS, YOU WROTE EVERYTHING.

>> YES. >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING

THIS >> I GO AWAY AND I JUST SORT OF

TYPE ON THE KEYPAD I DON'T PLAN

LIKE I HAD LOADS OF DRAFTS, 20 DRAFTS OF EACH EPISODE

I JUST KIND OF TYPE UNTIL IT MAKES SENSE.

I HAVE A VERY DEDICATED TEAM, EXEC PRODUCERS AND ‐‐ THEY DON'T

MAKE ANY SENSE GRAMMATICALLY, EDITORIALLY.

IT LOOKS LIKE GOO‐GAH‐GOO. THEY TAKE IT AND, WOW, THIS IS

VERY INTERESTING, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I SAY, IT MEANS THIS OKAY, GO BACK AND TRY AND WRITE

DOWN WHAT YOU JUST SAID. I KEEP DOING THAT AND THEN WE

HAVE THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: WOW.

IT'S SEMI AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL, IF IMCORRECT?

DO YOU WANT TO SET UP THE SHOW FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT

IT IS? >> I CAN TRY TO SET UP THE SHOW.

IT IS SEMI AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL. I BASED THE CHARACTER OF

ARABELLA ON MYSELF, ESPECIALLY IN THE BEGINNING

SHE'S A WRITER SHE TAKES A BREAK FROM WORK.

SHE GOES OUT FOR A DRINK AND HER DRINK IS SPIKED AND SHE'S

SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A STRANGER

SO THAT WAS THE INITIAL INSPIRATION WAS THAT CHARACTER

THEN I ASKED MANY MORE PEOPLE QUESTIONS AND REALIZED THAT SO

MANY PEOPLE HAVE A STORY AROUND SEXUAL CONSENT

SO I KIND OF HAVE THESE THREE ESSENTIAL CHARACTERS, KWAME,

ARABELLA, AND KERRY. HOW CAN I SUM IT UP?

THEN NAVIGATING SEXUAL LIFE AND THE LINE BETWEEN LIBERATION AND

EXPLOITATION IT'S ALSO JUST ABOUT FRIENDSHIP

AND ABOUT HOW WE THINK AND RELATE TO ONE ANOTHER TODAY AND

HOW MUCH INTROSPECTION WE REALLY HAVE.

>> Jimmy: I WAS IMPRESSED THE WAY YOU TALK ABOUT AND ADDRESS

THESE ISSUES, BUT ALSO BALANCE COMEDY WITH SERIOUSNESS.

I WILL LET EVERYONE KNOW, IT IS FUNNY TOO.

IT'S SO DIFFERENT AND WELL DONE. DO YOU THINK ABOUT LIKE, THIS

NEEDS A JOKE >> NO, I DON'T

I DON'T EVER DO THAT, I JUST WRITE AND IT COMES OUT LIKE

THAT I DON'T QUITE KNOW YET THE

METHOD TO ‐‐ THE WAY IT COMES OUT.

BUT I DO OFTEN GO BACK ‐‐ WHEN I TRY AND FIGURE OUT HOW THE TONE

EMERGED AS IT WAS, I THINK BACK TO MY OWN REALITY WHEN I WAS IN

THE POLICE INVESTIGATION ROOM GETTING READY TO GIVE MY FIRST

WITNESS STATEMENT. AND I SAT THERE SORT OF

REALIZING THE COURSE OF MY LIFE WAS FOREVER GOING TO CHANGE.

AND I WAS SORT OF REALIZING SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED

MY FRIEND WAS TAKING CARE OF ME. AS I LOOKED TO HIM, I NOTICED HE

WAS PLAYING POKEMON GO ON THE PHONE.

AND THAT JUST ‐‐ JUST ‐‐ >> Jimmy: THAT'S REAL.

THAT'S REAL. >> YES

>> Jimmy: LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING?

OH, WOW. >> LIKE, WHERE AM I?

WHAT IS EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH, IS LIFE REAL

YEAH. >> WHAT A SHOCKER.

WHAT'S GOING ON? IT'S RAPE AND POKEMON GO

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE TWO THINGS

BUT HERE THEY ARE IN ONE ROOM. >> Jimmy: YEAH

AND YOU MADE IT INTO A SHOW AND INTO ART

IT'S GREAT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP

HERE'S MICHAELA COEL IN "I MAY DESTROY YOU," LOOK.

>> THIS IS THE SAME GUY, YES THAT TOLD YOU YOU HAD A DRUG

PROBLEM. THEN SOLD YOU DRUGS.

IN THE SAME BREATH >> IT WASN'T IN THE SAME BREATH.

>> WHAT? >> IT WAS IN THE SAME NIGHT,

WHICH IS DIFFERENT. >> HE'S A HYPOCRITE.

HE'S CONTROLLING LET ME CHECK THE RECOVERY TOOL

BOOK SURROUND YOURSELF WITH PEOPLE

WHO AFFIRM YOU >> AND THAT'S ‐‐ YOU

>> YES >> THAT'S YOU?

>> YES, IT IS. >> YOU DO NOT AFFIRM ME WHEN I

NEED AFFIRMATION THE MOST. SO I SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM

CONTROLLING AND HYPOCRITICAL >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MICHAELA

COEL "I MAY DESTROY YOU" MONDAYS AT

9:00 P. M. ON HBO YOU ARE AWESOME, THANKS FOR

COMING ON MY SHOW. >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM H. E. R., STAY

AROUND, EVERYBODY! ♪

>> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER NEW SONG, "DO TO ME," HERE IS H. E. R.

♪ ♪ WAIT COME ON NO

WHAT DID YOU DO TO M WAY PAST INFATUATION

THIS CONNECTION ♪ ♪ THAT WE MAK

MAKE AND BABE OH KEEPING ME U

'TIL LATE ♪ ♪ IT'S ONLY CAUSE

I CAN'T WAIT 'TI 'TIL YOU COME TO

MY PLACE PLACE ♪ ♪ YOU SAY BYE BAB

LET ME BE WRON ON MY MIND LIK

MY FAVORITE SONG ♪ ♪ PROMISE ME YOU WON'

LEAVE ME ALONE NO NO NO

CAUSE ♪ ♪ ALL THE THING

YOU DO TO ME DO TO M DO TO ME

DO TO ME YEAH ♪ ♪ ALL THE THING

YOU DO TO ME DO TO ME DO TO M

DO TO ME YEAH ♪ ♪ I LOVE THE WA

YOU TOUCH ME HOLD ME MAKE M

WANNA SING YEAH ♪ ♪ DRIVE ME CRAZ

WITH EVERYTHIN YOU DO TO ME

DO TO ME ♪ ♪ DO TO M

DO TO ME YEAH OH OH ♪

♪ WHY WHY YOU MAKE ME SO BLIND

JUST LOOKING IN YOUR EYES YOU ♪

♪ TOOK MY SOU FOR A RIDE RID

HOW HOW YOU MAKE M FALL DOWN ♪

♪ TRIPPING OVER THE SOUND OF

YOU LOVING M SO LOUD LOUD ♪

♪ YOU SAY BYE BAB LET ME BE WRON

ON MY MIND LIK MY FAVORITE SONG ♪

♪ PROMISE ME YO WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE

NO NO NO CAUSE ♪

♪ ALL THE THING YOU DO TO ME DO TO M

DO TO ME DO TO ME YEAH ♪

♪ ALL THE THING YOU DO TO ME

DO TO ME DO TO M DO TO ME YEAH ♪

♪ I LOVE THE WA YOU TOUCH ME

HOLD ME MAKE M WANNA SING BOY ♪

♪ DRIVE ME CRAZ WITH EVERYTHIN

YOU DO TO ME DO TO ME ♪

♪ DO TO M DO TO ME

YEAH OH OH ♪ ♪ BUM BUM‐BUM

BI‐DUM BUM‐BUM NONE LIKE YO

WHERE'D YOU COME FROM ♪ ♪ GOT ME HOOKED

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪ ♪ BUM BUM‐BUM

BI‐DUM BUM‐BUM NONE LIKE YO

WHERE'D YOU COME FROM ♪ ♪ GOT ME HOOKED

ON YOUR LOVE LOVE ♪ ♪ BUM BUM

BUM‐BUM BI‐DUM BUM‐BU

BUM‐BUM BI‐DUM ♪ ♪ BUM‐BUM

SAY WHAT'S U BUM‐BUM SA

WHAT'S UP ♪ ♪ BUM‐BUM

BUM‐BUM BI‐DUM BUM‐BU

BUM‐BUM BI‐DUM ♪ ♪ BUM BUM

HEY YEAH ♪ ♪ ALL THE THING

YOU DO TO ME DO TO M DO TO ME

DO TO ME YEAH ♪ ♪ ALL THE THING

YOU DO TO ME DO TO ME DO TO M

DO TO ME YEAH ♪ ♪ I LOVE THE WA

YOU TOUCH ME HOLD ME MAKE M

WANNA SING ♪ ♪ DRIVE ME CRAZ

WITH EVERYTHIN YOU DO TO ME

DO TO ME ♪ ♪ DO TO M

DO TO ME YEAH OH OH ♪

♪ >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO H. E. R

MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK EVERYBODY.

♪ >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR

WATCHING STAY SAFE OUT THERE.

WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.

WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY

♪