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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,700 Sometimes, life is so perfect. 2 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,400 Isn't it? 3 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,000 It has to be. To make up for all the hard stuff it throws your way. 4 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:10,300 You have to learn to walk. 5 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,000 You have to learn to talk. 6 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,200 You have to wear 7 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:19,500 that totally ridiculous hat your grandma bought you. 8 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:23,000 You have no say in the matter. 9 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,900 And when you're a little older, even though you get to choose your hats, 10 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,500 you don't get to choose what they put in those meatballs at the cafeteria. 11 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,900 Or when to fall in love. 12 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:41,100 Things happen, and you just have to deal. 13 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:48,500 And breathe. 14 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,700 Let's just think of the day my parent's divorce came through 15 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,800 as 'Big, Ugly Hat Day. ' 16 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,300 Refer to diagram B on page 19. 17 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,200 'The Tree of Life. ' 18 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,700 And breathe. 19 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:11,000 Anybody but his own selfish pleasure. 20 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,700 Mom, please. - Focus. 21 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,800 I couldn't care less about your father's midlife crisis 22 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:19,800 and complete mockery of his wedding vows. 23 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,500 I just hope he doesn't expect me to take... 24 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,900 Halley, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there. 25 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:28,100 Guys... - Where do you think you're going? 26 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:31,400 As long as you're gonna kill me with flying ice, does it matter? 27 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,900 Excuse me, everyone. L... 28 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,100 Mom? - Sorry. 29 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:37,000 I have some really important news to announce here. 30 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:40,100 Lewis and l... we're getting married. 31 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:42,500 He asked me last Saturday night. 32 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:43,700 I wanted to tell you, 33 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,200 but I wasn't sure when, or how you'd react. 34 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:51,000 I told him I couldn't even wear this ring until after I talked to you. 35 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:54,100 But we wanna have this big Spring wedding. 36 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,700 Mom, I'm so happy. 37 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,000 Nice timing, huh? 38 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:12,600 Tell your mom you're getting married on the day she gets divorced. 39 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:15,000 Why does love make people crazy? 40 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,200 Scarlett, you weren't picking up your phone. I'm so sorry. 41 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,700 Halley, that's Michael. Michael... 42 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,100 Hi. 43 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Thank you. 44 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:48,200 Bye! I love you! 45 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,100 What do you think? 46 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,900 You didn't tell me you were doing it. 47 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:03,500 When you meet the right person and you fall in love... 48 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,700 It's like... it's like everything you thought... 49 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,600 you thought is... 50 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:13,900 Can you believe it? 51 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,900 No. I can't. 52 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,900 Scarlett, come on. 53 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,600 You are sounding dangerously close to a Hallmark greeting card. 54 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,400 You're gonna let yourself turn into mush over something like sex? 55 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,400 Yeah. 56 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,700 You can't expect to do anything great in life 57 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:36,500 if you buckle the first time some guy bats his eyes at you. 58 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,200 News flash, Hal. 59 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,000 Even Madonna eventually got married. 60 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:45,700 My mom thinks that means there's hope for her, too. 61 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:50,200 Your mom wants to get married? 62 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,700 Well, she wants to fall in love, Halley. 63 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,700 Everyone does. 64 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:59,200 Hi. I've been in... 65 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,400 Hi. I've been divorced for a long time, 66 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:06,400 so my baggage is ancient history. 67 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:10,600 I like to think that I travel light these days. 68 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:15,000 Except for my daughter, Scarlett, who is just a joy of a carryon. 69 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,600 I think I'm taking the baggage thing too far. 70 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,900 Maybe I should start over. 71 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:26,100 You know what I think of this whole idea. 72 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,400 I'm only gonna send it to the online guys 73 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:33,300 who pass my rigid five-point checklist. 74 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,800 Here, you try. 75 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:36,300 Go away. - Lydia. 76 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,000 The man of your dreams is sitting out there right now 77 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:41,900 waiting to hear from you. 78 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:42,900 Speak to him. 79 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,400 I don't think the perfect man is gonna want to hear what I have to say. 80 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,600 Sure he does, Sweetie. Speak to him. 81 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,600 Go on. 82 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,700 I'm sorry, Mr. Perfect... 83 00:05:56,700 --> 00:06:00,600 but if you're waiting for me, it's gonna be a hell of a long wait. 84 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:04,400 See, I've had it with men like you. 85 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,000 I think it's terrific that you have a great job, 86 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,700 and you're sensitive to the needs of others, 87 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:15,000 and you jog three times a week to keep the belly at bay. 88 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:18,200 But the second some silicon-breasted, 89 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,300 butt-kissing, airhead climber half your age comes along, 90 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:23,200 you can't keep your pants zipped. 91 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,400 Well, fuck you! 92 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,200 That's right, Mr. Middle-age, 93 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,700 think-you're-a-big-shot, phony asshole. 94 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,900 You ain't gettin' any from me. 95 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,400 Okay. 96 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,300 I think we'll just give this a little time. 97 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,600 So juvenile. 98 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:54,500 I'm glad you're back early from camp, 99 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,800 even though it was a dishonorable discharge. 100 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,700 What happened? Where were you trying to get to in that canoe? 101 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:00,700 No comment. 102 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,400 No comment? 103 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,900 I don't speak to the press. 104 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,500 I'm the press? 105 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:10,500 Yeah, and anything I say can and will be used against me, right? 106 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,600 I would never use anything against you. 107 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:16,900 Dad, give it up! It's old, and you need to get your own material. 108 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Daddy Dog. - Yo. 109 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,500 Len Martin. It's you, right? WDYG's coolest DJ. 110 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,500 That's me. 111 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,600 'We dig the dog! ' 112 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,800 Love your show, man. - Thanks, man. 113 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,400 You are the hippest old guy I know. 114 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,200 Yo, dude! I'm not that old! 115 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,800 That's Len Martin. 116 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,600 Hello, gorgeous ones. 117 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,800 And you invited her. 118 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:56,500 Hey, Baby. - Hey. 119 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,100 I thought we'd spend time together, then we could have a chance to bond. 120 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:07,800 Well... Look at you, Halley. 121 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:10,800 That's hard to do without a mirror, isn't it? 122 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,500 Honey, you keep getting prettier every day. 123 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,300 I have no idea how you could say that, cause... 124 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,200 you definitely don't see me every day, do you? 125 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,000 And yesterday, my God, I was so ugly, 126 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:26,100 and last Wednesday... that sucked, too. 127 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,900 So it's kind of a day-to-day thing. 128 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,700 I love that sense of humor. 129 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,200 Just like her daddy. 130 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,400 Look at that gorgeous girl. - Dad, stop it. 131 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,100 She's got her daddy's hair. 132 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,800 Don't cut it. - It's beautiful. 133 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,200 Don't cut it. Just let it grow, let it grow. 134 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,600 Don't cut it. 135 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:50,700 Cut it. 136 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,500 Okay. 137 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:01,600 Let me count the ways that this card can be used to induce... 138 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:04,800 nausea, gastric distress, vomiting. 139 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,100 Yeah, go ahead and mock me, but this is serious. 140 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:11,100 I need to find something funny and something sweet... 141 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,500 just the way Scarlett is. 142 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,700 Remember last time I got her... - Okay. Look, here's one. 143 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:16,900 Not helping. 144 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,400 'From small beginnings come great things. ' 145 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:24,100 'Congratulations on your new baby. ' 146 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,200 I thought you were gonna help. 147 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,600 Lighten up, Sherwood. 148 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,900 'The first time we met, you stole my heart. ' 149 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,800 'Good luck in finding a compatible organ donor. ' Nice. 150 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,500 I'm kidding, okay? It's blank inside. 151 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,800 You know something? You're not too funny. 152 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:45,000 This girl is amazing... unlike you... 153 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,300 and she's sensitive... unlike you. 154 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,500 And she's sexy. 155 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,900 Unlike you. 156 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,300 There's gotta be a card... - Is that Michael? 157 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,400 For a redhead from... - I can't see. 158 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,400 A newly smitten hunka hunka burning love. 159 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,500 I mean... Look. 160 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,400 Summer romance has its own section. 161 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,900 It's not a summer romance. I mean... 162 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,600 Scarlett is... - Standing right behind you, dude. 163 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,300 Hi. 164 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,300 Sneaking up on me? 165 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,300 Hi, Halley. - Hi. 166 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,400 You remember my name? 167 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,500 Sure. We were in Biology together. 168 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,900 Yeah, I know, but... 169 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,700 well, you were never there, really... technically. 170 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,600 I like your hair. 171 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:40,900 Thank you. 172 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:03,000 See, my schedule is all wrong, which I think is a sign 173 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,800 that nothing's going according to plan this year. 174 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,600 It's a complete and total mess. 175 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,500 Looks like a fine schedule to me. 176 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:16,900 No. Band? I would never sign up for band. 177 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,800 What's wrong with band? - I don't play anything. 178 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,500 Well, maybe you should. I'm sure you can handle it. 179 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,000 Mrs. Toussaint, this is not my schedule. 180 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,500 Look, I'm signed up for Algebra, and I've already taken Calculus. 181 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:33,700 Maybe a brush-up is a good thing, not to mention a good grade. 182 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,000 Why don't you just give it a shot before you decide anything? 183 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:40,400 Okay, I'm signed up for boys' P. E. 184 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,500 94 FM - Fill out this form. 185 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,400 Daddy Dog. - We'll start again. 186 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:49,600 Len Martin with a traffic update from that love puppy in the skies, 187 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:52,000 our very own Lorna Queen. 188 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,700 Lorna, you up there? 189 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,900 Hi, Len. 190 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,900 On a clear day, you can see forever, 191 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,600 and this is one beautiful morning. 192 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,500 Should we tell everyone our little secret? 193 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,200 Careful. Baby, you sure this is the time? 194 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:11,500 I am bursting at the seams to tell everyone we're eloping. 195 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,700 I just spilled the beans. 196 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,000 That is your father's show, right? 197 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,200 I just love it. 198 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,500 Hi. 199 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,800 Tell him congratulations. 200 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,000 I'm sure you're very excited about the upcoming nuptials. 201 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,400 My father and my sister. 202 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,500 My sister and my father? 203 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,400 Your father and your sister are getting married? 204 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,500 Yeah. 205 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,700 No, not to each other. 206 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,300 I... 207 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:57,700 I have to check something before I fill this out. 208 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,100 Sit down, Forrester. 209 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,200 Let's see if we can sort out your usual chaos. 210 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:10,300 Maybe you'll even do us the honor of attending this year. 211 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,000 Okay, later, M. T. I gotta rethink that shop class. 212 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,900 I'm pretty scary with tools. 213 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,300 My. 214 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,500 You didn't know about your dad getting married? 215 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,500 Yes, I did. 216 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,400 The bastard tells the whole world before he tells you. 217 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,600 He's not... 218 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,500 Whatever. 219 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:36,500 At least if they're eloping, you won't have to go the wedding. 220 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,000 Weddings are the worst. 221 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:43,100 Me? I've had to go to, like, five between my parents. 222 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,600 Don't ask. 223 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:51,200 Listen, M. T. Wasn't giving you a hard time back there, was she? 224 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,200 'M. T. '? 225 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,600 Mrs. Toussaint and l... we're on close terms. 226 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,400 You get to know your guidance counselor really well 227 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,900 when you're clearly in desperate need of guidance. 228 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,200 See, I've got it down to a science. 229 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,600 You try the Jedi mind trick. 230 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,100 What's that? - You never saw Star Wars? 231 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:16,100 No, I saw it. I guess I just didn't memorize it like you did. 232 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,000 Well, that's your loss, isn't it? 233 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,600 Because the Jedi mind trick is when you tell someone what to think, 234 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:22,700 and they think it. 235 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,200 For example, M. T. Says, 236 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:29,000 'Macon, you're already in trouble, and it's the first day of school. 237 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,200 Is this any way to start the new year? ' 238 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,100 Pretend you're me. Now what do you say? 239 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,500 Okay. I say... 240 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,300 No. I wanna be someone else. 241 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,700 Cute. No. You as me say... 242 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:50,300 Mrs. T, you're gonna let this one slide 243 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,600 because it was an honest mistake, 244 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,200 it's only the first day of school, 245 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:58,200 and the fire was put out as quickly as it was started. 246 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,900 You didn't really start a fire, did you? 247 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,300 The point is that you put the words into somebody's mouth 248 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,300 and they give them back like they've come up with the idea. 249 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,500 Like when I ask you to go out this Friday night, 250 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,500 you're gonna think you're asking me because you're gonna say, 251 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,100 'I would love to go out with you 252 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,700 'because I know we'll have a great time together. 253 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,300 In fact, I've been hoping you'd ask me all week. ' 254 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,100 You wanna go out on a date with me? 255 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,300 See? I told you you'd ask me. 256 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:34,100 Macon, I think I like you too much already to actually go out with you. 257 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,500 What kind of logic is that? 258 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,000 It's logical logic. 259 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:45,200 The quickest way to ruin a relationship with someone 260 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:48,000 is to actually try to have a relationship with them. 261 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Haven't you noticed when the opposite sex gets together, 262 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,300 eventually someone ends up getting hurt? 263 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,900 I am, too... boycotting. 264 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,300 You can't boycott your father's wedding. 265 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,100 It's not even a wedding. It's... an elopement. 266 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:08,000 Yeah, except everyone within his radio frequency is invited. 267 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,700 My God. He is such a hypocrite. 268 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,400 I cannot believe he wouldn't tell us about it first. 269 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,900 He didn't give any warning when you went dinner? 270 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,800 None. - She was at that dinner? 271 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,200 No. 272 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,900 Okay, yeah. She was there at the end. 273 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,100 Mom, come on. She wasn't even supposed to be there. 274 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,500 You know, I don't think I'm gonna let him walk me down the aisle. 275 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:34,600 Please stop worrying about me. I am fine. I'm fine. 276 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:38,000 In a way, it sets me free. I feel strangely liberated. 277 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,700 And he is still your father, after all, 278 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,700 and if he wants to make a complete and utter fool of himself 279 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:49,000 by trying in some pathetically clich� fashion 280 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:52,300 to recapture his sorry state of manhood, 281 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,400 by hooking up with not even a very attractive bimbo... 282 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,900 then if that's what he wants, I'm fine with that. 283 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,200 Someone toss, please. 284 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,800 Now. 285 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,300 This is our reception area. 286 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,300 With out post-ceremony champagne bar... 287 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:19,400 which is conveniently located right next to our very own chapel. 288 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,900 Can't you picture walking down this aisle? 289 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,200 In a coffin. 290 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,300 Sorry, it's just... a little depressing. 291 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,700 Actually, nobody's ever said that before. 292 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,800 Lewis... say something. What do you think? 293 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:39,200 Well, I like it. It's very clean. 294 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,600 Clean? 295 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,000 Is that what you want our wedding day to be? Clean? 296 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,300 It's not... it's not pretty, 297 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,000 it's not intimate, it's not romantic. 298 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,700 I'm just so happy that I get to marry you. 299 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,700 I'm sorry, not to pressure you, 300 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,200 but this space does book up quickly for Spring. 301 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,600 We have another couple... 302 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,800 Why don't we give them a moment to think. 303 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,900 Ashley, Sweetie, they plan the whole thing. 304 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:07,900 The food, the flowers... even the place cards. 305 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,400 Think about how much less hassle it'll be. 306 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,200 You think planning the most important day of our lives is a hassle? 307 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,200 It hasn't even been that long. 308 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,300 191/2 hours. 309 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,100 Wouldn't Michael look cool in that? 310 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,400 Hey, I did a good job. 311 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,300 Michael Sherwood would look good in anything. 312 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,300 That's not the point, though, okay? 313 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,000 Enjoy him, and fool around with him. 314 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,300 Don't fall in love with him. 315 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,100 Why do you think they call it 'falling, ' anyways? 316 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:46,000 It's not worth it to you to spend on a wedding. 317 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,600 It's the most important day. 318 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,000 I was trying to kill two birds with one stone. 319 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,400 Cheap is what that is. 320 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,000 You see cheap, I see convenience. 321 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,600 Look at them. 322 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:58,600 They're like a walking warning sign against romance. 323 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:02,900 Lewis is this anal, uptight geek who has my sister under some spell. 324 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,900 Now all this formerly semi-intelligent person thinks about 325 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,600 is diamonds and hairdos and bullshit. 326 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,700 It's like K-Mart. 327 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,900 How am I supposed to know what it looks like? 328 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,800 Maybe go by and look at it? Or maybe... 329 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,700 See? They don't even like each other. 330 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:22,200 But this stupid spell they're under makes them disregard all the facts. 331 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:26,500 They are fighting because they love each other enough to care. 332 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,700 I didn't know it looked like a K-Mart before I went there. 333 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,900 Once we got in there, you knew. - I made a mistake. 334 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,800 Too bad you can't get a divorce before getting married. 335 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:39,000 You could save yourself in that stupid extra step. 336 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,600 I'm sorry. - See? 337 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,000 What are you looking for? - These dishes, they're perfect. 338 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,400 That's love, Halley. 339 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,700 Okay, fall once and you may never be able to get back up again. 340 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,100 Geek! Get out of here. 341 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,200 Isn't he adorable? 342 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,100 He's cute. 343 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,100 All right, Michael! 344 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,900 Way to get that goal! 345 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,800 Okay, guys, line up! 346 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,800 Okay, back up. Let's give him some air. 347 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,400 Sherwood? You hear me? 348 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:33,100 Guys, back up. Give him some air, all right? 349 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,100 Call the doctor. 350 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,000 I thought my parents' divorce was the end of the world. 351 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,300 That was before Michael died of a heart defect. 352 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,000 And the world stopped. 353 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,200 Or it should have. 354 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,100 I'm sorry. 355 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,100 What do you think? 356 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:38,400 I think it's 100 degrees out. 357 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,400 What am I supposed to do? 358 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,900 The only black clothes I have are winter clothes. 359 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,200 I have nothing nice to wear. 360 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,400 I don't think it matters, really. 361 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:56,500 Look, this is... this is dark green and it's really nice. 362 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,200 It's ugly, Halley. 363 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:04,200 I'm just trying to think about something else. 364 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,700 Anything, for one single second. 365 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,200 I wanna look good for him. 366 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,300 Does that sound crazy? 367 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,900 This was a bad idea. 368 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,600 Yeah, but dying is definitely not one of the better concepts. 369 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:39,400 No, the dress. Everyone's looking at me like I'm a freak. 370 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,900 Okay, it's not for them. It's for Michael. 371 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,200 Remember that. 372 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,100 Can you believe what she's wearing? 373 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,300 That's, like, so disrespectful. 374 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,100 She always has to have all the attention to herself. 375 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,900 'Although it droop and die that night, 376 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,000 it was the plant and flower of light. 377 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,700 In small proportions, we just beauty see. 378 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,100 And in short measures, 379 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,800 life may perfect be. 380 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:20,500 Mr. Macon Forrester will now address us. 381 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,500 I was gonna read from this... 382 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,800 but I'm not very good at reading. 383 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,300 Or writing... 384 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:54,700 or spelling. 385 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:57,800 Not like Michael. 386 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,000 He was good at so many things without even trying. 387 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,700 He taught me how to be myself. 388 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,500 By myself. 389 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,700 Not to worry about what other people think. 390 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,700 Even if that means being completely uncool. 391 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:25,300 He taught me about how to trust people. 392 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,500 And how to love. 393 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,900 'Cause he was so good. 394 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,800 He loved his family, he loved his friends. 395 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,500 He loved basketball. 396 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,900 And he loved Scarlett. 397 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,900 And he loved this. 398 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:12,600 Take this woman, Lorna Queen, to be your lawful wedded wife, 399 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:15,600 your partner, the queen of your heart, forever and ever? 400 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:16,700 Yeah! 401 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,600 Daddy, rock on with your woman! 402 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,100 And do you, Lorna P. Queen, 403 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,100 take this old guy Len to be your lawfully wedded husband 404 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,300 for all the rest of your days? 405 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,300 I do. 406 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,900 Wrap it up. We're off in 15 seconds. Go. 407 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:38,300 Our airtime is almost up. 408 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:43,000 We must now go where Federal regulations 409 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:47,400 will not allow you to follow, if you know what I mean. 410 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:51,900 Lewis, no barking. 411 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,400 Sorry, but you gotta go. 412 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:11,800 Poor little thing. 413 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,000 I know just how it feels. 414 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:19,000 Out with the old, in with the new. 415 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,000 And who do you think you are? 416 00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:25,900 Just because you've got great petals. 417 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,000 My God. I'm talking to my plants. 418 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:33,100 My God. 419 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:35,800 You're talking to your plants. 420 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,200 How was it? 421 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,600 It was great... 422 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:44,800 if you happen to be the Devil and enjoy human pain. 423 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:46,600 Tell me something. 424 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,100 I don't know! What do you want me to tell you? 425 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:52,900 Wait! No, the bimbo almost died of strangulation. 426 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 I cannot believe I forgot to tell you. 427 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,100 Her wedding veil took on a life of its own and rebelled, 428 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,800 and she had to claw her way out. 429 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:02,100 And you know that woman can claw. 430 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,200 It was so sad. It was like... 431 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:06,500 near death by wedding veil. 432 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,900 Just tragic, isn't it? 433 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:12,000 My God! And their vows? 434 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,400 Was Dad that much a loser when you guys got married? 435 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,700 I'm sorry. 436 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,400 Your father's not a loser. 437 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,400 Although he did choose to look like one at our wedding, too. 438 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,900 He insisted on wearing a powder-blue tuxedo. 439 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,300 Then why do people get married, anyways? 440 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,300 We know they're lying to each other, 441 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,400 but are they lying to themselves, too? 442 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:57,100 How can you promise you're gonna feel the same way forever? 443 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,600 Things do sometimes change, Halley. 444 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,700 This house is awfully big for just the two of us, don't you think? 445 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,900 What? - You'll be going to college soon. 446 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,100 Mom... a year and 3/4 is not really that soon. 447 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,500 I want to start thinking about streamlining. 448 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,300 Maybe we should sell the house. 449 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,900 I grew up in this house. 450 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:32,000 Yes, and there have been some great memories in this house. 451 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:33,300 This is my house. 452 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:36,700 I understand how you must feel, but life changes. 453 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,300 This is ridiculous, Mom! Come on! 454 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:47,300 And I don't want to live here alone. 455 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:05,100 I have to give him a ride. 456 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,600 Bye, Halley. 457 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,600 Stand back! Leaf man to the rescue. 458 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,600 Where did you get that? 459 00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:25,000 A guy's gotta pay for gas and bacon burgers somehow, right? 460 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,600 And toys, 'cause I imagine 461 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,300 Star Wars figurines must get pretty expensive. 462 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,700 I do not have any Star Wars figurines. 463 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:36,300 Not many, and I don't play with them... much. 464 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,200 This one's on the house. 465 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,400 Okay. 466 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,100 Here you go. 467 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,300 You're afraid to go out with me because you might like me? 468 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,500 No, but that's a good theory, I guess, 469 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,300 if you want to protect your fragile male ego. 470 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,300 'Cause you can't handle rejection. 471 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,100 Rejection? Whatever! 472 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,900 Of course you think it's weird that I didn't just use the phone, 473 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,400 but you're also glad because it's much better to talk in person. 474 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:30,500 Especially when I've come with such a specific purpose. 475 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:34,000 Which is why you're gonna cut me some slack. 476 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,600 You are absolutely crazy. 477 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,000 I've been called worse. 478 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:43,300 You're gonna kiss me, Halley. 479 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,600 You're gonna come a little closer... 480 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:55,900 so I can put my arms around you. 481 00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,600 And on the count of three... 482 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,200 two... 483 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,400 one. 484 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,500 You're a really good kisser. 485 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,800 You tricked me. 486 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,300 You Jedi mind-tricked me. 487 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,200 Halley, is that you out there? 488 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:36,200 Close your eyes. Go to bed. 489 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,600 Give me a break. - Who are you talking to? 490 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:44,000 I'm sorry, I... 491 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:45,200 Sorry. 492 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:48,800 I just... I needed to talk. 493 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:54,100 I was just coming over for a little late-night chat. 494 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,800 We're not gonna stay up very late, okay? 495 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,100 At least do it inside. 496 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,100 'Nausea'? 497 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,600 A little. 498 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,800 'Breast tenderness'? 499 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,400 Yeah. Major. 500 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,500 'Food cravings'? 501 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:28,900 Grapefruit. 502 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:32,900 Come on, I could answer 'yes' to most of these questions, too. 503 00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:35,600 I used to hate grapefruit. 504 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:40,800 What's wrong? 505 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,500 No offense, Halley, but... 506 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,900 your perfume is making me sick. 507 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:52,900 Come on, I'm not wearing perfume. I use soap. 508 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,000 'Heightened sense of smell. ' 509 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,100 Okay, so do you prefer direct pee-on-a-strip 510 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,500 or dip-in-a-cup? 511 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,600 Maybe it's a false reading. 512 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:15,700 Because I have heard of things such as false readings. 513 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,200 And the strips did not look completely pink, 514 00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:19,700 only kind of pinkish, so... 515 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,500 Five kits, Halley. 516 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:30,600 What am I gonna do? 517 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,600 So you take the car without my permission 518 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:54,400 in the middle of the night on some kind of joy ride. 519 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,700 It wasn't a joy ride. - Maybe I should... 520 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,900 Don't think you're off the hook. 521 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:03,700 You don't even have your license, and you are a terrible driver. 522 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:06,900 I was helping Scarlett get some books at school... we left them... 523 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,300 Forget it, Halley! 524 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:09,900 Mom... 525 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,300 taking your car out is gonna seem like the least of it... 526 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,600 because whatever you're thinking right now... 527 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,400 it's worse. 528 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,000 One of you better tell me before I have a nervous breakdown. 529 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:40,600 I'm pregnant. 530 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:52,100 Well, thank God you told me in time. 531 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,800 Shouldn't I be getting paid to wear a dress this ugly? 532 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:05,500 I'm sorry if you hate my taste 533 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,500 and you think it's so awful you have to be in my wedding, 534 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,900 but you are my sister. 535 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,900 It's an emotional time. - All right. I was just joking. 536 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,900 Just because you think up something you think is funny, doesn't mean you say it. 537 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:21,000 Okay, Ashley, I'm sorry, all right? 538 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:24,500 It's just... I love the dress, really. 539 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,000 I feel like a princess. You know? 540 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,200 I look awful. 541 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:38,500 We'll fix it. 542 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,800 It's not the dress that needs fixing. 543 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,200 It's me. 544 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,200 Ashley, would you drive Halley home? 545 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,900 I have to get back to work. 546 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,800 Give me my money back, 547 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:13,200 you stupid, lying, feckless, two-timing son of a bitch! 548 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,900 Can I help you, ma'am? 549 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,900 It stole my money, so, just... 550 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:31,800 Here. 551 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,900 This works a little better sometimes. 552 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,300 What's your pleasure? - Diet Coke sounds good. 553 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000 The last one. 554 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000 On me. 555 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,800 I hope I didn't, you know, kick it too... 556 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,000 I think these machines are built 557 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,600 to withstand a good booting every now and then. 558 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,800 Steve Beckwith. - Lydia Martin. 559 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,800 Did I say 'Martin'? 560 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,000 It's Lydia Williams now. 561 00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:15,700 Lydia Williams again. - Williams, again? 562 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:19,000 Nice to meet you. 563 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,200 Thank you. 564 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,200 Aren't you gonna wear lipstick? 565 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:30,100 You sound like Mom. 566 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,800 Can one of you zip me, please? 567 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,100 You guys know you're wearing the same dress, right? 568 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:38,300 Unbelievable. 569 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,500 You're grandmother's in there changing. 570 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,700 We practically are. 571 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,500 I'll change. - No, I'll change. 572 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,300 I can change. - No, I shouldn't wear black, anyway. 573 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,900 Halley, could you please wear something a little more feminine? 574 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:54,300 Because the Warshers are really traditional. Thank you. 575 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:57,800 Sweetheart, do you need the loo? 576 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,800 Grandma, no. I'm gonna use the one downstairs. 577 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:04,700 Don't be silly. Come on in. 578 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,600 Okay. - I'm almost through. 579 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,100 It smells like... 580 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,400 Just burning a little incense. 581 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,400 Mother? 582 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,400 Are you smoking the cannabis again? 583 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,000 I had a little headache. 584 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:40,800 But I'm feeling really much better now. 585 00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:48,300 I knew we'd be late. 586 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,600 We're fine. 587 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:54,700 His parents are promptness nuts. 588 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,700 I can't believe I'm late. 589 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,900 That's what happens when you make people change ten times. 590 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:07,500 These leaves would make a wonderful textile. 591 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,900 Halley, look. 592 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,100 I'll bet if we make sheets of this pattern, 593 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,200 we'd make a million dollars! 594 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,400 Mother, please, not now. 595 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,900 She's high. 596 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,300 She's not high, she's medicated. 597 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:32,300 It's interesting... when you make the 'ow' sound, 598 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:35,700 your mouth does this funny thing in the corner. 599 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,100 You're not sick anymore. 600 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,800 You were only allowed to use weed when you were sick. 601 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:42,400 Could you ring the bell? - I do get headaches a lot. 602 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,400 Smile. 603 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,100 Does anyone else hear wind chimes or is it just me? 604 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,600 This is a total disaster. 605 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,600 Shit! 606 00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:57,000 Hello. 607 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,500 Now, I know it's turkey day, 608 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,100 but we thought squab would be most special. 609 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,800 They're absolutely adorable. 610 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:10,500 Squab. - Can I say I'm a vegetarian? 611 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,600 No. 612 00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:16,200 It reminds me of a little yellow parakeet I had when I was a girl. 613 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:20,300 Such a sweet, smart little bird. 614 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,800 They look wonderful. - Thank you. 615 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,000 Marcella's such a truly magnificent cook. 616 00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:29,100 We are lucky to have found her. 617 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:31,300 I bet there's a story in that. 618 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:34,700 Tell me, how lost were you before you were found? 619 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:40,300 Because you look like a lady who doesn't get lost very often. 620 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,400 Grandma. 621 00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:45,500 She came with us 20 years ago, when we moved here from Atlanta. 622 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,700 She really raised our Lewis. 623 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:53,200 I didn't realize you were a working mother. 624 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,600 I wasn't. 625 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,100 She did go through a brokerage training program. 626 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,600 She was good. Killer instinct. 627 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,800 But she set her sights on me, instead. 628 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:08,600 I'd say I got the best deal at the firm. 629 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:10,000 He's all right. 630 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:13,800 He's no Clark Gable... but then very few men are. 631 00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:17,100 What was the name of that character? 632 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,300 Ashley. 633 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,600 No, you're Ashley. 634 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,000 The wedding plans are coming along beautifully. 635 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:34,100 Well, you holler if you need any help at all, understand? 636 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,700 I want this to be a memorable affair. 637 00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:39,200 Carol does throw one heck of a luncheon. 638 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,100 That is my one regret about not having more children. 639 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,400 Having girls must be such fun. 640 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:47,000 But we always felt that having an only child 641 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,900 was a much better way to mold and shape character. 642 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:52,300 Ashley was alone for her first six years. 643 00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,800 I like to think she got the best of both worlds. 644 00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:58,100 My best friend is an only child. 645 00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:01,800 She's having a baby, 646 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,200 which at our age is something that obviously wasn't planned. 647 00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:08,400 And her mom is not really thrilled about the whole situation, 648 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:13,500 but I really think she's kind of starting to get behind it now, 649 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,600 so... 650 00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:27,700 Which way to the bathroom? 651 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,800 Down the hall and to your left. 652 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,700 Isn't it a surprise... our children choosing to get married so young? 653 00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,200 I always thought Lewis would take his time to find the right person. 654 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,900 Well, it must be the example of you and Dad. 655 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,800 I mean... you make marriage seem so fun. 656 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,600 And Ashley's a lot like you, Mom. 657 00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:20,800 She's a very determined woman. 658 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,500 Open the door, Halley. 659 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,400 Young lady? 660 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,600 Open the door. Are you all right? 661 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,700 Lovely evening. Thank you. 662 00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:59,000 Thanks for sticking up for me. - What are you talking about? 663 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:02,000 Your mom obviously doesn't want you to get married. 664 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,100 You made it sound like I'm some desperate woman 665 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,400 somehow forcing you into the whole thing. 666 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:08,500 I did not. 667 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,600 'Ashley's a very determined woman. ' 668 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:11,900 I didn't say that. 669 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:14,400 I have witnesses! Mom, you were there. 670 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,500 You did say something along those lines. 671 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,200 Well, that is not how I meant it. 672 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:21,800 Lewis, you have a lovely family and that is what is important. 673 00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:24,200 They weren't exactly lovely to you. 674 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:29,800 'Oh, You actually work for a living, you lower class, pathetic divorc�e? ' 675 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,300 Ashley, enough. 676 00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:36,800 I'm the one who got humped by a dog in there. 677 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,900 Where are we? - You'll see when we get there. 678 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,600 It's too dark to see. - Well, just hold on. 679 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,400 Me and Sherwood found this place a couple years ago. 680 00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:11,400 We used to come here. 681 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000 You like it? 682 00:49:20,900 --> 00:49:22,200 Yeah. 683 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:26,100 Yeah, come on. Let's dance. 684 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,200 No. - Yes. 685 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:33,900 Come on, Macon. 686 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:34,900 No. 687 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,100 Please? Come on, Macon. 688 00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:39,400 No. - Please. 689 00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:43,000 You look great, but I just... 690 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:24,100 Michael's parents moved to Florida. 691 00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:26,400 You still have to tell them. 692 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,200 I know. 693 00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:33,300 I just can't figure out what to say that makes any sense. 694 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,800 Which makes sense, given that none of what's happened makes any sense. 695 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,300 You know, it's weird. 696 00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:46,400 Because if you were the one that was pregnant... 697 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:51,300 I would understand you considering having an abortion 698 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,800 or putting the baby up for adoption. 699 00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:59,300 You can still put the baby up for adoption. 700 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:01,400 No. 701 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,700 I know all the arguments. 702 00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,800 And I know what I'm giving up. 703 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,700 And I know that nothing is gonna be normal for me anymore. 704 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,100 But what is normal, anyway? 705 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,500 Growing up with my mom sure wasn't. 706 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,500 Losing Michael wasn't. 707 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,500 I used to think that my family was the picture-perfect example of normal. 708 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:41,700 Us. 709 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,400 Maybe being abnormal is what's normal... right? 710 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,000 Yeah, like you and Macon. 711 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,000 It doesn't make sense... 712 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,500 you falling in love with a guy like him. 713 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,700 I'm not falling in love with him, I like kissing him. 714 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,800 We're just friends. 715 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,900 With benefits. 716 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,000 Shut up. 717 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,900 Bye, I'm leaving. - You've got it bad. 718 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,200 I hope this isn't a bad time. 719 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:37,700 I know this is awfully forward of me, but... 720 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,800 I can't stop thinking about you. 721 00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:53,600 You're out of uniform. 722 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:58,500 That. I forgot I was wearing that. Didn't I explain? 723 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,500 I'm a Civil War reenactor... a little hobby. 724 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:06,100 I like thinking about a time when honor and chivalry really meant something. 725 00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:09,700 I know I've been slow to take action. 726 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,800 Slows good. 727 00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:13,500 Would dinner tonight be too fast? 728 00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:15,300 Yes. 729 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,900 I mean, no. I mean, I'd love to. 730 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,700 Cheers. 731 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:07,600 Friends? 732 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,600 Friends. 733 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,000 Steve, I had a lovely time. 734 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:29,600 Good night. 735 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:41,100 I was just... - You were just leaving. 736 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,300 Exactly. 737 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,500 This is how you conduct yourself in your own home? 738 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,100 You said it... my own home. 739 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,000 That implies I have a right to choose what I do. 740 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,700 Halley Marie Martin, conduct unbecoming. 741 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,400 No! 742 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,400 You never told me you were serious about this boy. 743 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,100 I'm not serious. 744 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,700 That's what you do with people you're not serious about? 745 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:11,800 You know what? 746 00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:14,000 Maybe if you had a little bit more fun, 747 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,600 you wouldn't be in the position you're in right now. 748 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,800 Where is all this attitude coming from? 749 00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:20,400 This is not like you. 750 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,200 Like me? You don't even know me. 751 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,700 Maybe you're just not very good at knowing people. 752 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,800 How well do you know that strange boy? 753 00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:29,700 Mom, He's not strange, okay? His name is Macon. 754 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,200 And maybe if you paid attention to anyone... 755 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:36,200 God forbid... besides yourself and Ashley and her stupid wedding, 756 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:37,600 you would know that. 757 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,000 I'm trying. 758 00:55:56,900 --> 00:56:00,200 Halley, you used to talk to me. 759 00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:03,600 Yeah, and you were too busy hating Dad to listen. 760 00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:16,200 I'm sorry you've had to go through this. 761 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,500 I hate Dad... 762 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,500 so much for doing this to us. 763 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,500 I hate him, I hate him. 764 00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:37,400 And then I don't hate him, and I feel bad for hating him... 765 00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:40,000 Sweetie, I don't want you to hate your father. 766 00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:41,700 He's a decent man. 767 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:48,100 I don't want you to hate me either, 768 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,400 but I am going to have to start laying down some rules around here. 769 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,400 Here we go. 770 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,900 Halley, you're grounded until next year. 771 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:55,900 No. 772 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,700 You promised me that I could go 773 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,000 to the New Year's Eve party with Macon... Mom, please! 774 00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:05,300 No. No buts, no New Year's Eve, no Macon. 775 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,500 God! 776 00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,700 'Dear Mr. And Mrs. Sherwood... 777 00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:24,500 Guess what? You're gonna be grandparents'... 778 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,300 Exclamation point. 779 00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:34,500 Why don't you try telling Michael's parents what you really feel? 780 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,700 Macon Land. 781 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,700 Happy New Year. 782 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:56,100 Happy New Year. 783 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,600 Hey, Macon, the man. 784 00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:45,700 Hi. 785 00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:50,200 The party's just arrived. - The party has... I'm here. 786 00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:57,900 Yeah. - Okay. Hold still. 787 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,300 Sorry. 788 00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:12,300 Now, you are pretty. 789 00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:19,500 Come on, you can smile better than that. 790 00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:23,800 What? She doesn't know how to smile? 791 00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:25,400 Maybe she doesn't want to. 792 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:27,400 Well, excuse me for breathing. 793 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,300 Yeah, you're breathing too close. 794 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,600 Sorry about this. - It's okay. 795 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,700 Happy New Year. - Happy New Year. 796 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,200 Here's to the new year, right? 797 00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:42,700 Yeah, right. To the... to the new year. 798 00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:46,200 Okay, knock-knock. Police raid. 799 00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:52,100 Hey, Macon, my man... what's up? 800 00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,600 What's up with you? 801 00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:57,600 I lost my damn earring. 802 00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,600 Hey, Macon. 803 01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:03,100 Hi, Halley. 804 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,400 Hi. 805 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,300 Thanks. 806 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,200 Nice name. 807 01:00:17,900 --> 01:00:19,600 Who wants to see my ferret? 808 01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:23,900 Dude, I have one. Come on, dude. 809 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,800 I put a little hat on him and everything. It's awesome. 810 01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:43,700 So, when's Scarlett due, anyway? 811 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:49,300 You know? 812 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,100 Yeah, my mom's a bookkeeper in her doctor's office, 813 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:55,100 but... don't worry. I haven't told anyone. 814 01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:57,600 Third week of May. 815 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,200 God, that is so freaky. 816 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,800 You know, it's weird, but... 817 01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:07,000 I didn't even know they had hooked up. 818 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,600 Really? They went out all summer. 819 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,700 Did they? 820 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,300 Yeah, and he was completely in love with her. 821 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,500 She's ruining her life, you know. 822 01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:18,900 I think I'd kill myself before I had a baby. 823 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:21,800 I know enough to know I wouldn't be able to handle it. 824 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,900 You're probably right, because you're not Scarlett. 825 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,500 Right. 826 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:29,700 Thank God for that. 827 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,400 What's wrong? 828 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,000 I'm sorry. 829 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:31,700 Halley, where are you going? 830 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:50,500 Ten, nine, eight, seven, 831 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:53,800 six, five, four, 832 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,900 three, two, one. 833 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,600 I'm sorry. 834 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:28,900 I really am. 835 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,700 What was that all about? 836 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,500 I thought you wanted us to be together. 837 01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:46,900 I do... but, 'together'? 838 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:53,700 It's so official and so big for us. 839 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,300 Maybe you should just say what you feel for once. 840 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,300 I could do that. 841 01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:03,500 I can. 842 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,000 I can. 843 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,800 I felt like I had to get out of there because I might... 844 01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,600 really... 845 01:05:19,300 --> 01:05:21,300 care about you, and... 846 01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:28,300 and it scared me so much because that meant that... 847 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,500 you could hurt me. 848 01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:36,500 Or maybe I just didn't feel ready. 849 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:42,800 To like someone... that much. 850 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:46,800 And I like you. 851 01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:51,300 Don't make it so complicated, Halley. 852 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,400 Some people fall in love. 853 01:06:47,700 --> 01:06:49,700 I had to crash into it. 854 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:09,800 Hey, Baby. 855 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:11,600 Hi. 856 01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:14,200 I'm sorry. 857 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:17,000 You gave us quite a scare. 858 01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:20,300 God. 859 01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:23,100 And I ruined your party, too. 860 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,200 I'm not concerned with the party. 861 01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:29,600 Your date with Steve. I know that was so important to you. 862 01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:32,200 Halley, I know you were with Macon Forrester. 863 01:07:34,900 --> 01:07:37,200 Mom, it was not his fault, though. 864 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,800 We were trying to leave this really bad party. 865 01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:43,000 He was letting me drive... you know I'm like the worst driver, 866 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:44,600 and I could not even see... 867 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:48,800 Halley, save your strength. You're gonna need it to come up with better excuses. 868 01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:12,500 Macon wasn't there when I woke up. 869 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:15,200 Macon wasn't there when I left. 870 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:21,400 Macon wasn't there the whole next week at school. 871 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:24,900 What do you expect when you break your own rules? 872 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,900 Any word from him? 873 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,000 No. 874 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:37,000 I guess that's what guys are good at, right? 875 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:39,800 Disappearing? 876 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,400 Hey. I'm back. 877 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,600 You really don't get it, do you? 878 01:09:17,300 --> 01:09:19,800 I'm really not in the mood to wait for you to grow up. 879 01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:17,100 My... are you okay? 880 01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:20,300 Hi, Halley. 881 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,300 I think I just dropped my keys. 882 01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:26,100 No, they're in the door. Come on. 883 01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:30,200 Stop spinning! Stop spinning. 884 01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:31,800 I'm not spinning! 885 01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:34,900 Quiet! 886 01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:39,300 Maybe you should be quiet. 887 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:41,700 That's what you should do. 888 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,500 Upstairs. 889 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,300 Halley, you're such a good sister. 890 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:52,300 You think I'm doing those? I am not doing those. 891 01:10:52,300 --> 01:10:53,300 Be careful. 892 01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:56,700 Christ, Halley. It's all right. 893 01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:02,100 This is my bachelorette party. 894 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,700 I am a bachelorette. 895 01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:21,400 Thank you, little sister. 896 01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:23,900 You are the greatest. 897 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,300 Okay, Ashley, please just take this. 898 01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:28,900 Jesus. What... 899 01:11:31,900 --> 01:11:32,900 You just... 900 01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:38,900 Please. Come on. Mom is upstairs sleeping. 901 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,300 Mom's not home. 902 01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:44,100 Really? And how would you know that? 903 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:48,600 Friday night she sneaks out to have sex with Steve. 904 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,500 She told you that? 905 01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:01,300 She didn't want you to know. 906 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,500 God, why do people think that I can't handle the truth? 907 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,600 Go on, you hatchet-faced scarecrow! 908 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:18,900 You baboon! 909 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,800 You bag of bones! - You old weasel face! 910 01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:23,300 Sourpuss! - Sorry old flabby nincompoop! 911 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,800 Top of the morning to you. 912 01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:28,700 How is she? 913 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000 Sweetie. 914 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:44,000 A hangover kit. 915 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:47,900 Not to appear superior, but I did limit myself 916 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,600 to one glass of champagne, thank you very much. 917 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:53,400 If it wasn't for Halley, I would've died, probably. 918 01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:55,900 No, you just would've woken up on the porch. 919 01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:58,700 Bet the neighbors would've loved that. 920 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:03,500 Right, especially with the men's underwear around her neck. 921 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:06,500 Underwear? 922 01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:09,800 It was nothing. It was stupid. 923 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,800 Underwear is not nothing. 924 01:13:12,900 --> 01:13:15,800 No, they were pretty much nothing. 925 01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:20,700 We promised each other no strippers. 926 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:24,600 I know, Lewis, I know, but I was at the mercy of my friends. 927 01:13:24,700 --> 01:13:27,200 Don't promises we make to each other mean anything? 928 01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:29,500 Of course they mean something, Lewis. 929 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,000 God, don't be so uptight! 930 01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:33,900 I'm uptight? I'm not uptight! 931 01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:36,000 Yes, Lewis, you are. You are uptight. 932 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,300 You know what else? Halley was right about you. 933 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,600 You have got a broomstick up your butt. 934 01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:42,000 I never said that! 935 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,800 Okay, well, guess who put it there? 936 01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:46,700 Don't talk to me that way. Maybe I'll find somebody fun! 937 01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:48,600 To tell the truth, you're no fun! 938 01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:50,300 We made a promise to each other, 939 01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:53,300 but you don't keep it because you're self-absorbed. 940 01:13:53,300 --> 01:13:54,700 Don't talk to me that way. 941 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,400 Hello. Good morning, Halley. 942 01:13:57,700 --> 01:14:00,400 What's going on? - I think they're breaking up. 943 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:01,600 Relax. You're no fun. 944 01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:04,600 Marriage is a promise, and a promise has to be kept. 945 01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:07,000 Not every argument leads to a breakup. 946 01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:09,400 For real! 947 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:15,000 The wedding is off. 948 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:59,600 I've been trying to say I'm sorry. - I'm sorry doesn't always cut it, Macon! 949 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,400 I couldn't stay with you at the hospital. 950 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:09,800 I know I should have, but think how much more freaked out 951 01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:12,400 your mom would've got if she'd have seen me. 952 01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:16,600 My God. 953 01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:20,000 Okay. Wow, thank you so much. 954 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:23,000 So, you were ditching me for my own benefit. 955 01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:27,700 No, that's not it. 956 01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:30,200 I didn't ditch you. 957 01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:32,900 L... 958 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:36,500 Okay, I... 959 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:40,000 I freaked out. 960 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:44,900 I'm not used to feeling this way about somebody. 961 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,300 And I just... 962 01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:49,700 I couldn't believe I almost lost you, too. 963 01:15:57,300 --> 01:16:00,100 Here. Come on, I'll help you eat them. 964 01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:04,200 No. I don't want any. 965 01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:09,900 I can't see you anymore. 966 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,700 Your mom will get over it. 967 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,900 It's not my mom. It's me. 968 01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:22,800 And, of course, if you do decide to get married, 969 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:26,000 I can get my makeup and hair people to do you on the big day. 970 01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:28,900 If you decide not to get married, 971 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,900 I think you should let them do some work on you anyway, 972 01:16:31,900 --> 01:16:34,800 because you are gonna want to look your best 973 01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:36,600 when you get back out there. 974 01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:43,800 Darling, there is nothing wrong with canceling a wedding. 975 01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:46,100 No, it's indefinitely postponed. 976 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:48,600 That's what we're supposed to say officially. 977 01:16:49,100 --> 01:16:50,200 My mom found out. 978 01:16:50,300 --> 01:16:54,300 Actually, I haven't really made up my mind yet, so if everybody could just... 979 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:55,700 Honey. 980 01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:58,800 Give me a hug. 981 01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:05,300 Sweetie, you never know what's gonna happen. Okay? 982 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:08,100 For a while there, I thought I'd never get married. 983 01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:10,600 Finally, I had to put my foot down 984 01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:13,100 or my guy here would never have left... 985 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:22,500 I'll get that. 986 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:28,500 Hello? 987 01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:34,600 Honey, it's their mother calling from Virginia. 988 01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:37,000 It seems your grandmother had a bad fall. 989 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,200 Your mother wants you to meet her there. 990 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:45,200 Do you think she's okay in there? 991 01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:47,400 It has been a while. 992 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,300 Grandma, are you all right? 993 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:55,700 Yes, I'm just smoking a little marijuana. 994 01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,700 Look at that pattern. 995 01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:05,700 Is it just me, or is that the spittin' image of Abraham Lincoln? 996 01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:09,400 Look, Halley, look. There's the mole. 997 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,000 Halley, you must see it! 998 01:18:13,100 --> 01:18:15,900 You're the one who sees things no one else can see. 999 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,800 I do? - Yes. 1000 01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:20,200 Mother, you're not supposed to be walking yet. 1001 01:18:20,300 --> 01:18:23,700 Next time you fall like that, you're going to break your hip, then die. 1002 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:31,100 You remember when we went to see our comet together? 1003 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:34,400 Halley was too young to remember that. 1004 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:35,700 No, I do remember. 1005 01:18:35,700 --> 01:18:38,400 You can't possibly. You remember hearing about it. 1006 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:39,800 No, mom, I do remember. 1007 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:43,000 Why does no one trust me to know what I know anymore? 1008 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,400 God. 1009 01:18:46,700 --> 01:18:47,700 God! 1010 01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:01,400 She doesn't even think that my own memories belong to me. 1011 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,400 Darling, she's your mother. 1012 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,900 Now, tell me about this fella of yours. 1013 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,800 Who told you about that? 1014 01:19:23,900 --> 01:19:27,600 Grandma, it's really over. 1015 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:33,000 First loves are never really over. 1016 01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:38,200 Nobody's perfect, Sweetheart. 1017 01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:41,500 But that doesn't mean it wasn't worth your while. 1018 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,900 Boy! Do I have the munchies! 1019 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:57,500 What about him? - He's not terrible looking. 1020 01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:01,400 Yeah, he's even cute in that geeky way that you like guys, Ashley. 1021 01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:03,400 Halley, it's... 1022 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,200 It's Lewis. 1023 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:38,300 Ashley, love of my life... 1024 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,300 life of my heart... 1025 01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:45,000 once again... will you marry me? 1026 01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:52,700 Yes. 1027 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:56,200 Yes. How crazy. 1028 01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,300 I can't believe it. 1029 01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:06,100 Do it. 1030 01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:22,100 I owe you one. 1031 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:25,700 For? 1032 01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:27,700 Macon's a really great guy. 1033 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,400 See ya, Halley. 1034 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,400 Hey. - Hi. 1035 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,700 I had no idea that you guys were like... 1036 01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:56,000 hanging out. 1037 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:58,600 Elizabeth Gunderson and me? 1038 01:21:58,700 --> 01:21:59,700 No, we're just... 1039 01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:01,600 Friends? - Yeah. 1040 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:03,500 Right. 1041 01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:08,000 No, it's fine because we had our thing, 1042 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:11,200 and it was fun... until it wasn't anymore, right? 1043 01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:12,400 No, that's not it. 1044 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:16,600 When the going gets tough, it's best to just keep going, don't you think? 1045 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,200 Would you listen to me for a sec? 1046 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:32,700 And to my bride. 1047 01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:36,600 Thank you for showing me that socks don't need to be ironed... 1048 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:40,200 that one needn't employ the Dewey decimal system 1049 01:22:40,300 --> 01:22:41,800 for their CD collection... 1050 01:22:42,900 --> 01:22:46,300 and that, in the end, it doesn't make a whole lot of difference 1051 01:22:46,300 --> 01:22:49,300 whether you start the toilet paper facing up or down. 1052 01:22:50,100 --> 01:22:52,300 Despite what my parents taught me. 1053 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:58,800 Because, Ashley, you have shown me that life is worth embracing. 1054 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,500 Even if it means making a giant fool of yourself. 1055 01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:04,000 And lucky for me, 1056 01:23:04,100 --> 01:23:07,500 you're willing to marry the guy who's been the biggest fool of all. 1057 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:09,800 So here's to a lifetime 1058 01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:14,500 of big, messy, wonderfully out-of-order moments 1059 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,900 with the most beautiful woman in the world... 1060 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:18,300 my bride. 1061 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:06,400 Your big sister is getting married in 31/2 hours. 1062 01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:12,900 You know if you get nervous, you can always... 1063 01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:16,400 You remember the sign. 1064 01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:18,800 Of course. You taught it to me, remember? 1065 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:20,700 So, you know. Just... 1066 01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:23,400 Like that. 1067 01:24:23,700 --> 01:24:26,700 I'll do something. I'll yell, 'fire, ' okay? 1068 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,100 Okay. - Okay. 1069 01:24:33,300 --> 01:24:35,800 And we're back with the big dog of soft rock, 1070 01:24:35,900 --> 01:24:39,200 WDYG, 94 FM. 'We dig the dog. ' 1071 01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:41,500 This is Daddy Dog himself, Len Martin, 1072 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:44,100 coming to you today on a very special day, 1073 01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:46,900 'cause one of my very own puppies... the eldest... 1074 01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:48,500 Ashley, is getting married. 1075 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,300 Lorna, Honey, any words of wisdom 1076 01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,900 coming from you, my very own newlywed? 1077 01:24:54,900 --> 01:24:56,200 Waterproof mascara. 1078 01:24:56,300 --> 01:25:00,100 I'm gonna borrow yours, 'cause Daddy's gonna be weeping like a baby. 1079 01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:03,100 All right, let's kick off this Power Hour Of Love. 1080 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:06,300 Are you there? - Security? 1081 01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:08,900 Hey, give me... come on. This is my job! 1082 01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:13,200 My Halley? 1083 01:25:13,300 --> 01:25:16,000 I don't know how to get you to listen, but maybe... 1084 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,800 Let him talk. - Just hear me out. 1085 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,100 I suck with words. 1086 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,200 But sometimes, words aren't the thing. 1087 01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:29,900 Love isn't about words, it's about what you do. 1088 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,300 And what I did... 1089 01:25:32,300 --> 01:25:35,700 running away, it was stupid. 1090 01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:39,800 We both know love's a big, scary, evil concept. 1091 01:25:39,900 --> 01:25:43,300 But if you feel it, it's gonna follow you around like a hungry dog 1092 01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:44,900 no matter how far you run. 1093 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,400 Wait. I didn't mean to say love's a dog. 1094 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:50,700 I just mean, I'm not going anywhere. 1095 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:52,900 I love you, Halley. 1096 01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:57,000 If love beats us up, let's beat it up right back. 1097 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,400 We could do this. 1098 01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:01,900 If you're ready to make the jump, I'll be right here to catch you. 1099 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:13,700 And what a powerful Power Hour Of Love it has been. 1100 01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:19,000 This is Len Martin for WDYG, the Big Dog of soft rock. 1101 01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:20,900 That's right. Romance is in the air. 1102 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,900 It's everywhere here today, folks. 1103 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:26,200 This next song is going out to that young lady in question... 1104 01:26:26,300 --> 01:26:29,000 Miss Halley Martin and her big sister Ashley, 1105 01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:30,700 'cause Daddy loves you. 1106 01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:52,700 You look beautiful. 1107 01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,700 You look beautiful, Mom. 1108 01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:01,100 I'm not too old to wear pink? 1109 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:02,500 No. 1110 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:12,000 I look like a giant helium balloon. 1111 01:27:12,100 --> 01:27:13,400 Come on. We have to go. 1112 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,900 I'm gonna walk over. 1113 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:24,100 I'll meet you there. 1114 01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:25,100 Let's get Halley! 1115 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,000 Back seat. I need to lie down. 1116 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,200 Please be seated. 1117 01:29:16,900 --> 01:29:20,600 We have come together today to join in Holy Matrimony 1118 01:29:20,700 --> 01:29:24,000 Ashley Renee Martin and Lewis Gibson Warsher II. 1119 01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:26,900 If any among you know any reason 1120 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,500 why this couple may not lawfully be married, 1121 01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:32,100 declare it now or forever hold your peace. 1122 01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:46,800 Do you, Lewis, promise to love, honor, and cherish Ashley 1123 01:29:46,900 --> 01:29:49,900 from this day forward, for richer or for poorer, 1124 01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:51,900 in sickness and in health, 1125 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:54,700 forsaking all others as long as you both shall live? 1126 01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:56,100 I do. 1127 01:29:57,700 --> 01:30:01,400 And do you, Ashley, promise to love, honor, and cherish Lewis 1128 01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:03,100 for richer or for poorer, 1129 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:04,700 in sickness and in health, 1130 01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:07,600 forsaking all others as long as you both shall live? 1131 01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:08,800 I do. 1132 01:30:08,900 --> 01:30:10,000 The rings? 1133 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:21,900 Dear friends, let us ask God to bless these rings 1134 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,500 as a symbol of their love everlasting. 1135 01:30:25,700 --> 01:30:28,300 No. No, the other finger. That's right. 1136 01:30:28,300 --> 01:30:30,800 Ashley, Lewis... - She's having the baby. 1137 01:30:30,900 --> 01:30:33,200 It is now my delight... - Please be quiet. 1138 01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:36,100 And honor to declare you husband and wife. 1139 01:30:36,100 --> 01:30:38,100 You may now kiss the bride. 1140 01:30:44,700 --> 01:30:46,800 She's having the baby. Now. 1141 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:47,900 Right now? 1142 01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:51,100 Scarlett's having the baby. I have to go. 1143 01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:54,500 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Scarlett's having the baby. 1144 01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:19,900 Breathe. 1145 01:31:21,700 --> 01:31:24,000 Wait, wait, wait! No. 1146 01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:27,400 Shit! 1147 01:31:28,100 --> 01:31:29,200 For heaven's sake. 1148 01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:30,600 It's okay. 1149 01:31:31,500 --> 01:31:33,000 You're gonna have the baby! 1150 01:31:35,900 --> 01:31:37,500 Thank you so much. Thanks. 1151 01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:40,700 You have got to do something. That was just a dreadful scene. 1152 01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:43,200 Now the seating arrangement's gonna be a disaster. 1153 01:31:43,300 --> 01:31:45,600 One empty seat throws everything off. 1154 01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:48,000 Mother, stop it. Okay? 1155 01:31:50,300 --> 01:31:52,200 It doesn't get any better than this. 1156 01:31:54,700 --> 01:31:57,500 Squeeze my hand. It's okay. We're gonna get there. 1157 01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:07,500 I assume Daddy would like to be in the delivery room? 1158 01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:09,300 Me? No, no. L... 1159 01:32:09,300 --> 01:32:11,300 Baby! - Mommy! 1160 01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:14,600 Hi, Sweetie. - I need you. 1161 01:32:14,700 --> 01:32:15,700 I'm her mother. 1162 01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:18,900 Miss Smith? - It's okay. Thank you. 1163 01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:20,300 Don't leave me. 1164 01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:41,700 So, do you hate me? 1165 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,300 Not you, per se. 1166 01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:54,100 I hate the way your hair falls in your face. 1167 01:32:57,100 --> 01:33:01,200 And I hate the way your voice gets really low when you're serious. 1168 01:33:03,100 --> 01:33:06,400 And I hate the way you bite your bottom lip when you're nervous. 1169 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:11,400 And the way your eyebrow goes... like that. 1170 01:33:12,700 --> 01:33:13,700 I hate that. 1171 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:20,000 So, that's it? 1172 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:23,000 You just hate the way I walk and talk and look? 1173 01:33:23,100 --> 01:33:24,100 No. 1174 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:27,100 That Jedi mind trick thing? 1175 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:29,500 I hate that. 1176 01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:31,900 Don't give up on me. 1177 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:33,300 I'm not. 1178 01:33:35,100 --> 01:33:38,100 But you are gonna regret ever having messed up. 1179 01:33:39,300 --> 01:33:41,500 'Cause I'm gonna make you pay for a long time. 1180 01:33:43,700 --> 01:33:45,000 But first... 1181 01:33:47,300 --> 01:33:50,000 You're going to take three steps towards me. 1182 01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:01,900 And you're going to wrap your arms around my waist. 1183 01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:05,900 And on the count of three... 1184 01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:07,000 two... 1185 01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:18,300 We're gonna dance. 87495