All language subtitles for Head.Of.The.Class.S01E16_2

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Oh, uh, Charlie, Dr. Samuels
wanted to speak to you.

And listen, uh,
don't mention his hair.

- His hair?
- Yeah, well, he..

He's using a formula on it
to make it darker

and he doesn't want anybody
to notice.

Okay? Charlie, please.

- I won't say a word.
- Alright.

- His hair.
- Yes.

[knocks]

(Samuels)
'Come in.'

Something funny?

No, no, I'm just feeling cheery.

That makes one of us.

See this?

Brooklyn Tech's academic team.

It looks almost human.

You see the one on the end with
the muscles and the short hair?

'In the dark suit,
regimental tie?'

I hate her.

Marilyn Schultz.

Vice principal and coach.

I will not let this woman
beat me.

I wouldn't let her
beat me either.

We meet again Wednesday.

And you want me to--

Make sure the IHP is focused
on the match.

Don't do anything
to distract them.

Thank you, that's all.

Yes?

Is it the light in here?
You look so much younger.

I do?

You are taking vitamins?

Yes.

'Jogging?'

Yes, vitamins and jogging.

Works.

L-Lori, c-could we, could we
get real for a second?

I-I get the distinct impression
that you don't go for me.

Oh, no, Arvid,
that's not true at all.

Out of all the guys
I don't wanna go out with

you're number one on my list.

Thanks.

Pretty soon, you're gonna pass
Reggie Jackson

in career strikeouts.

Actually, this is
very encouraging.

I'm at the top
of the list of the guys

she doesn't wanna go out with.

I-I just have to make it
to the bottom of the list

of the guys
she will go out with.

Arvid, I-I think I may have
the solution to your problem.

Yeah?

If you're willing
to take a leap

into the unknown.

- Morning, everyone.
- Good morning.

Congratulations,
I hear you beat Brooklyn Tech.

Would you believe,
by only one point?

- What happened?
- It was two hours after lunch.

They are low nerd sugar.

It's a good thing Maria
came through at the buzzer.

Alright, Maria.

[chuckles]
It wasn't a big deal, really.

I beat a guy with
metachromatic leukodystrophy.

You took advantage
of a sick person?

He didn't have it, Eric.
He couldn't spell it.

[bell rings]

Okay, today I'd like to start--

Excuse me, Mr. Moore,
uh, as captain of the team

I'd like to make a suggestion.

I know this meet means as much
to you as it does to us.

So I wonder if you would
postpone your lesson

and let us practice instead.

- No.
- Thank you.

Okay, now today--

While we're still on the subject
of Brooklyn Tech..

...I have to tell you guys
something really

funny that happened.

- What?
- I don't know.

You might think it's weird.

- What?
- 'No, never mind.'

Well, I don't know,
you might like it.

No, no, forget it, forget it.

Just tell us!

Well, it is really amazing.

Please tell us.

One of the guys
on the other team called me

and he asked me out.

That's great. Which one?

- The captain, Jeff.
- He really called you?

Can you believe it?
He asked me on a date.

The question is,
do you believe it?

Oh, well, not at first, but then
I had little talk with myself.

Well, I think we've all learned

how low the Brooklyn Techies
will stoop.

- I knew you would say that.
- Excuse me.

Uh, what does this mean?

Obviously, they're sending in
their best man

to confuse Maria.

A love commando.

They'll do anything. Their
Ethics teacher's name is Swifty.

Now you're saying
that the only reason

this guy asked Maria out
is to mess up the team.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah, maybe he asked
because he liked me, Dennis.

[chuckles]

Maria, wake up.

I hate to say this, but there is
a very good possibility

you're being used.

You know, Maria, he is a Techie.

I mean, maybe Darlene's right.

Now you're saying
that she shouldn't date him

because he attends
a different school.

It's also his looks.

He's a real toad?
Oh, now I understand.

What, he's, uh, about this
height, covered with warts, huh?

Or, uh, just one large wart
with little legs.

(Maria)
'No, no.'

No, he's got blond hair
and blue eyes

and nice teeth, you know.

Robert Redford.

- 'Yeah.'
- 'Definitely.'

No, it's really interesting--

- Oh, come on.
- Maria.

(Maria)
'What? He does a lot
of volunteer work.'

He reads to the blind and..

He's a Big Brother on weekends.

He says he wants to go
to Harvard Medical School.

Oh, pff,
it just makes you furious

that slime like that
is loose on the streets.

Wait a minute, Maria.

How do you know
so much about him?

Well, when he called,
we talked.

How long?

Minutes?

How many minutes?

A hundred and twenty three.

I rest my case.

Has anybody here
ever seen a hockey game?

Of course not. Uh..

But, well,
these guys play rough.

You know, they hit
each other with sticks.

They knock
each other's teeth out.

After the game is over,
they talk to each other.

They sound like this,
but they talk.

So what is it that makes

you and Brooklyn Tech
such mortal enemies?

You just don't understand,
Mr. Moore.

We're very competitive and
this is very important to us.

A-anyway, Maria,
we're doing you a big favor.

I mean, come on, the guy's
too good-looking to be real.

Oh, maybe you're just jealous.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm jealous
of a Robert Redford clone.

Are you kidding?

Uh, what does he have
that I don't have?

[laughs]

Actually, it's all that
extra stuff that you have

that he doesn't have.

(Charlie)
'Okay, listen.'

You're competing
against some of the most

interesting people
you'll ever meet.

So what's wrong
with meeting them?

It's no big deal, Maria.

You wanna date a guy
who's better looking

than Robert Redford, do it.

I don't think that the academic
team is going to fall apart.

'And now if we could just
try to sneak in'

'a few minutes
of actual teaching.'

'List of isms.'

I'd like you to choose one ism

and examine how it affected
a world crisis.

Here it is.

"The Power
Of Hypnotic Suggestion."

Well, even if I'm hypnotized,
I'll still look the same.

Not you, her.

Under a controlled condition

you suggest
that she go out with you.

Oh.

I'm shocked, I'm sick,
I'm upset.

What? William F. Buckley
turned commie?

No, they won, it's over.

Uh, who-who won what?

You will not believe
what I just saw.

Maria and Jeff
from Brooklyn Tech.

He dropped her off
in front of the school.

- No.
- Mission accomplished.

She's gonna be useless when
we play them in tonight's game.

Hi.

Maria, how could you ride
in a car with that creep?

He dropped me off at school.
What is the big deal?

The big deal is
your mind will be on romance

and not the next question

'which is just the way
they want it.'

Isn't it about time we gave this
Brooklyn Tech thing a rest?

Oh, it's escalating,
thanks to you.

Maria took your advice
and now she's dating Jeff.

Great.

[bell rings]

They're not stupid, Mr. Moore.

They wanna win.

Dennis, you can't be serious!

Wait, wait, wait, one way to win

is-is to find a-a lonely,
needy, vulnerable person

a-and try to play
on their insecurities.

My God, I could be next.

You know, I work so hard
at trying to keep my grades up

and trying to help this team

that I don't even have time
for social life anymore.

Like none.

So when a nice-looking,
interesting guy

who looks like Robert Redford
asks me out, I'd like to go.

I don't care
what school he goes to.

Okay, Maria, that's great.
You've got a boyfriend. Yippee!

I mean, how about showing the
rest of the team some loyalty

or are you gonna
let your behavior

be governed by your hormones?

Your team is in trouble
and you don't care.

I do care.

You, you guys
are my best friends.

Admit it, Alan, you're saying
that you don't trust me.

Okay, I don't trust you.
I don't think anybody here does.

You've to make a choice.
Him or us.

Sorry, Maria, you're either
with us or you're against us.

Make up your mind.

Listen up, everyone!

The bus will be here at 4:30.

We will eat our pregame meal
in a Brooklyn Tech cafeteria.

Nothing heavy. Just brain food.

Fishcakes.

Any questions?
Any problems, uh..

Uh, no, no problems.

Yes, I do have a problem.

What is it, Maria?

- I quit.
- 'What?'

[indistinct chatter]

Okay, one problem.

Woah, did you see
these headlines this morning?

Here, look at this.
"Fillmore High eats one."

So what's it gonna be, huh?

Group harakiri?

Uh, maybe jump off
a stack of cliff notes?

Please, Eric,
I feel bad enough as it is.

How could I not think
of Lepidoptera?

Hey, don't blame yourself,
Arvid. Blame Maria.

See that creep, Jeff?

High-fivin' everybody like
it was a stupid football game

or something.

I didn't realize
what a difference Maria makes.

She makes no difference.

We lost
because we weren't prepared.

We were prepared, Alan.
We needed Maria.

- Okay, Arvid.
- Shh.

This will cheer you up.

Ready?

"If the subject is
a truly suggestible personality

"the modern hypnotist
has merely to say to the patient

"in a conversational manner

"phrases like relax..

...clear your mind
of all thoughts."

I like this.
I mean, this could work.

"Just wash everything away.

"You're feeling
very, very content.

Very, very, very happy."

So I mean..

Arvid?

Arvid?

Look at me, man.

Hello.

Mr. Moore, can I talk to you
for a minute?

Sure. What's up?

I don't know,
I'm just really confused

about quitting the team
and everything.

See..

...there are things that
I could have told them there

that I didn't tell them
and if I did tell them

it would have straightened
everything out.

[chuckles]

See, when I was in the car
with Jeff

it felt great that he liked me

and I know
he really did like me.

And well, anyway,
what I was saying to Jeff was

"Are you crazy? Of course,
I wanna go out with you.

"I just wanna wait
till after the Academic Olympics

because everything's just
too confusing right now."

And he agreed with me.

But I really wanted
to go out with him.

But I just thought
I would be letting my team down

so I didn't and then they dumped
all over me, anyway.

'See, I don't ever wanna talk
to them again'

'and then at the same time,
I'm confused'

because I miss them
and I wanna tell them

that I wanna be back
on the team again.

'Don't you see? I left
because they didn't trust me.'

If I go crawling back to them
to take me back now

how will I ever know
if they trust me?

Well, that's true,
you won't, so--

You know what I like about you?

Your advice is like
really grownup.

It doesn't look like advice

and it doesn't sound
like advice.

Let's face it, it isn't.

But it's nice.

[chuckles]

Wake up! Arv..

Hang on, Arv..
Okay, okay, okay.

Arvid, listen to me.

"You want to awaken.
It's time to.."

Arvid.

"It's time to return
from the peaceful void.

"You..

Your pleasant journey
has ended."

[bell rings]

Wow, I feel so relaxed.

It worked.
You were, you were under it.

- I was?
- Yeah.

Do I know what
I'm talkin' about or what?

Wow.

You're ready for Lori.

Well, I can't do it myself.

Don't worry, I'll be with ya.

Morning, everybody.

- Morning.
- Morning.

I know, I know, you lost.

If it's any consolation

this even happens
to the Chicago Bears

from time to time.

And yes, the Celtics lose, too

when Larry Bird
is on the bench.

But I don't know
of a single team

who's given up on a player
because of who he's dating.

'Of course.'

Who am I to give you advice?
It's your team.

At the moment,
it's a losing team.

If you're trying to make us
feel guilty, it won't work.

- Guilty?
- Excuse me, Mr. Moore.

I think maybe you're right.

Maria made a terrible mistake.

'But now that she's learned
her lesson'

we'd all be bad sports

if we didn't allow her
back on the team.

Maria, we're willing
to forget about you and Jeff.

Just don't let it happen again.

Alan, think about
what you just said.

I-I don't think you get it.

You know, I said it before
and it bears repeating.

I quit, Alan, and I remain quit.

Well, Maria, we're not gonna beg

if that's what
you're hoping for.

You only want me back
on the team

'cause you're afraid
you're gonna lose without me.

Well, of course.
Why else will we want you back?

Am I missing something?

Alan, I think
she's talking about friendship.

We should be asking Maria
to forgive us

for not trusting her.

Excuse me.

I want this thing with Maria
resolved right now.

I want us to go forward
and face Brooklyn Tech

not just as a team
but as a loving family.

You understand?

A family united
in its desire to win.

Not just win,
but to wipe them out.

Leave them bleeding
on the side walls.

What family are you talking
about, the Gambinos?

I am not coming back.

That's it, Maria. I'm ordering
you back on the team.

This team is more important
than any one person.

With all due respect,
Dr. Samuels

no, it isn't.

You stay out of this.

He's right.
M-Maria's been our friend

longer than we've had a team.

She is more important.

Well, if she feels
she can't be on this team

I can't either.

So guess I quit too.

- 'Simone.'
- Oh, no.

- Me too.
- What?

I'm gone.

Count me in with the outs.

I wish I was on a team.
I could quit too.

The one person who should be
quitting is standing here

with his mouth shut.

Will you, please, do something?

Well, there's not a lot
I can do.

You guys will really quit
for me?

I think
that's what they're doing.

If they're not willing to admit
what they did was wrong

this is my way of saying I was.

Well, me too.

Hey, Maria.

I was with you all along.

I'm included.

♪ The cheese stands alone ♪♪

What the heck?

Why don't we just make it
unanimous?

What's happened to my team?

I think the old team folded

but the new one is much better.

I'll take it.

I don't wanna see
this kind of dissention again.

Yeah, it's enough
to turn a man's hair

white overnight, isn't it?

Hey, hey, look what time it is.

[laughing]

(Charlie)
'Okay, now the essay
should be 500 words in length'

and no footnotes, please.

[bell rings]

- 'See you later.'
- 'Later.'

- 'Bye-bye.'
- Have a good one.

- 'Okay, you too.'
- Bye.

Mr. Moore.

- Thank you.
- Thank you?

Well, you didn't offer me
any solution

and you didn't give me
any advice and..

Well, when I did what I did,
you stood by me.

You're welcome.

Um..

Just between the two of us

do you think what I did
was the right thing?

Just between the two of us,
I think you're great.

[indistinct chatter]

My little winners, way to go.

Off to the district finals.

Dr. Samuels,
what happened to your ha..

(all)
Go, teams!

So, Lori, I found that for me

the best way
to prepare for an exam

is to just relax.

Clear your mind
of all thoughts.

Just let everything wash away.

Imagine yourself
floating in space.

Very, very happy.

Very content.

Now Arvid has something
wonderful to say to you.

Right, Arvid?

Arvid.

Excuse me.

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