All language subtitles for Double Shot at Love - 2x07_track3_eng

- We broke up.
It was ugly.

- Sorry.

- You wanna hug my spiky bra?

- Not really.

I'm awkward--
- This is very awkward.

- Aye, yo, The Situation's
in the building!

- Is that The Situation?
- What?

So I was with Nikki, okay?

We moved past
all the awkwardness.

We're at a place right now
I think is good.

- Yeah, I'll talk to her.
- Appreciate that.

- She's ready to go.

She wants to get
to the room already.

- Marissa, you wanna try
one more time?

- Shut up.

Like I have the angel here
and the devil here.

And one's like,
"Do it, do it, do it."

And the other one's like,
"Don't [bleep] do it,

you dumb bitch."

- ♪ Hey, hey ♪

- ♪ Hey, hey ♪

- Yeah, buddy.

♪ ♪

- ♪ You make me say,
hoo, hoo ♪

♪ You make me say
la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ ♪

- It's so crazy Mike's here.

- Bro, I cannot believe
he came here.

- [laughs] Crazy.

- I still think he's,
like, in prison.

Like, the last person
I would expect

to bust through that door
is Mike.

- Off to Vegas.
So cool.

- You make the bed
every day at home.

- I take pride in making sure
the bed and everything is

nice and clean and tidy,

because if you cannot
do great things,

do small things
in a great way.

- And he's coming
for your party.

He's never been
to your pool party.

- No.
He's so dope.

Today is DJ Pauly D Day.

This is the biggest party
in Las Vegas.

And I cannot wait to have
Mike and Laurens there.

I'm call Dustin and be like,

"Yo, we're gonna make this
Mike's graduation party."

- Oh, my God.
He would love that [bleep].

Hopefully the crowd knows that

he didn't really graduate
college

'cause he might not
sound like a college graduate.

He might sound like someone
who just got out of prison.

[both laugh]

- I'll get the girls
all dressed up,

graduation hats and [bleep].

- Oh, [bleep],
like the bottle girls?

- Yeah.
[Bleep]'s gonna be lit.

Penn State. State pen.
Same thing.

I love graduations
this time of year!

[energetic music]

- Last night got interesting.

Me and Marissa
did the dirty deed again.

But this time,
we came to an agreement

to just hook up
and keep it casual.

- And I don't know what's gonna
happen

because, last time,

hooking up with Marissa
turned into a debacle.

- I wish and I regret that
I ever slept with you.

- Hey.
- Hey, Suzi.

I heard you had some
cugine cuisine last night.

- [giggles]
Italian sausage?

Me and Nick kind of,
like, hooked up.

[sensual music]

And we did it,
and it was--it was dope.

And it's Pauly D Day,
so we're gonna have fun.

And I'm excited, so it's lit.
I'm gonna take a shower.

[line trilling]

- Hello?

- Guess what?
- What?

- One of our cousins
showed up yesterday.

- Really?
[laughs]

- I am related to Mike
in a weird way.

We go back to family members

with nicknames like
Vicky and Chicky.

- Vicky and Chicky would be
his great-aunts and uncles.

Boss is the oldest
of the cousins.

Did you ever hear me
say "Cookie"?

You know, Cookie?
- Yeah.

- Cousin Cook--

well, his father is
Cookie's brother.

- So The Situation's father,
Frank's brother,

is--is Cookie?

- Yes, we call him Cookie
and his real name is Joe.

They lived on Bissell Street,

and his father, Frankie,
was very close to all of us.

There was Frankie the Gas Man.
That was--

- Frankie the Gas Man?

- Joe Snuff--remember Joe
Snuff with the glass eye?

- I know Joe Snuff
with the glass eye.

Is Grandma there?
Put Grandma on the phone.

You're confusing the [bleep]
out of me, lady.

Okay, I got it.
My mom's...

my mother's mother--

so my mom's
great-grandmother...

yeah, my mother--yeah.

- I'll have to write it down.
- All right.

My head is spinning
right now, so--

- You don't have
to understand.

He comes from Lamberti,
and so do you.

- Love you.
Thank you for that.

- Love you.
- [laughing] Goodbye.

Holy [bleep].

If you would've--Lashes.
- Yeah?

- I've never heard more
nicknames in my entire life

than I just did right there.

- Are those
your family members?

- Somehow--
- So everyone has all

these cool nicknames,
and then

yours is Pool Party Papii?

- [sighs]
Whatever.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Morning.
- Hey.

Good morning, good morning.
What you making?

- Oh, my God.
- Yo.

- Oh, no!

- Cool.

- You walked in,
and she got all steamy.

- Hi, Vinny.

Before I got here, I felt like
I didn't wanna be his friend

and I didn't want
any type of relationship.

- What are you making?
- Mac 'n' cheese.

- Sick.
- [laughing] Stop.

- Hi, Vinny.
Just cooking with your boo.

That's cute.
[both laugh]

- But now that we made up,
I just feel comfortable

and I feel like I'm okay
with what we have now,

which is just a friendship
and friendly flirting.

How was your sleep?

- It was good.
- Great.

- Maria is someone
who I would chill with

and get physical with
and hang out and watch Netflix

and she's definitely someone
that I would try

to build on a little bit.

- Oh.
- Hey, there's my guy.

- Oh, [bleep].
- There's my guy.

- What's up, my best man?
- How you doing?

What's up, buddy?
Looking good as always.

- You too, man.
- What's up, brother?

Good to see you guys.
- Looking good, smelling good.

- I gotta get ready for work.
- Really?

This morning,

me, Nikki, Suzi, and Antonio
have to go to work.

But as long as it means
that I'm out early

and I can watch Pauly play,
I'm freaking hyped.

[lively music]

- I feel bad for whoever
got the afternoon shift.

That's gonna suck to work
during Pauly's pool party.

Sucks to suck, losers.

♪ ♪

- What it do, baby?
- Morning.

- You look a little tired.
- Hello, guys.

- Morning.

All right, it's early,
you know?

But Pauly's day, big day.
We're slammed today.

We have over 3,000 people,
guest list.

We have 50 tables,

so it's gonna be
a really, really busy day.

You'll start setting up the
venue like we do every morning.

And I don't know if you saw
when you walked in--

we have a whole photo
and Pauly area

so people can take photos
with him in front of the sign.

You're also gonna hand out
foam fingers, necklaces.

You're gonna tattoo people,
the whole nine.

- Well, let's do it.

- ♪ Working for the man,
but the pleasure's all mine ♪

♪ May not have a lot of money,
but I got a lot of grind ♪

♪ Grind, grind, grind, grind ♪

♪ I'm busting out
grind, grind, grind ♪

- And then for the tattoos,
you gotta get a bucket of water

and a sponge.
- Okay.

- Just make it look all neat.
- We're gonna need more balls.

So I'm gonna have to have
you guys blow up some balls

and we're gonna have to roll
pallets too in a little bit.

- ♪ Yeah, yeah,
get in the groove ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, paying my dues,
yeah, yeah, nothing to lose ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah,
something to prove ♪

- I can't believe you, bro.
- What?

- You did the deed again

after you specifically said,
"I'm done."

- It's not even like that.

She's like, "You could hook up
with someone tomorrow.

I could hook up
with someone tomorrow."

It's not even like that.

- Brandon is absolutely crazy

if he thinks that he could
just bring home girls

in front of her,
because when he does

or if he does,

Marissa's coming at his head.

Like, I know it's coming.

He's just so dumb, man.

- I'm [bleep] so hyped, bro.

- Yeah, it's gonna be
a good day.

- ♪ 24/7, I be here ♪

♪ Grinding for my riches,
yeah ♪

- How was last night?

- [chuckles]
- What?

- I slept with [bleep]
Brandon again.

- I had a feeling.
- Yeah.

He's just charming, so that's
why it happened again.

[bleep].

It was actually better
this time, like, a lot better.

- He lasted
an extra 14 seconds?

- [laughs] Shut up.
No, it wasn't awkward.

It was fun.
- Mm-hmm.

Have you ever lived

with a person that
you were sleeping with?

And it ended well?

I don't think so.

This is why I'm very selective

with guys.

I just don't want
this kind of drama.

- I really don't wanna
work today at Pauly's show

'cause I wanna party.

It is so lame--
the afternoon shift--

'cause you have to go to work
while Pauly DJs.

It definitely feels like
I'm being punished

for having to work this shift.

- My boy's DJ-ing.
Like what the [bleep]?

- I gotta be working.
- I'm gonna be extremely

mediocre working.
- It's not cool, man.

- Like I'm gonna do
the minimal of the minimal.

- We have to, we have to,
you know?

- Yo, what up?
- Oh, cugine!

We're a little upset
that we have to work, bro.

- Yo, I'm upset
for you guys honestly.

- It's [bleep] up.

- What happened last night?
- Too much happened last night.

- Like Marissa and Brandon
was getting it in

or something like that,
I heard.

- Oh, Suzi and Nick
got it in.

[both laugh]
- Wait, what?

You [bleep]ed Suzi?
- I did, bro.

- No, you cracked that code?

- It just happened,
you know what I mean?

She's a good-looking girl.

- I just wish I was
a fly on the wall

for the Suzi and Nick hookup.

She was just like, "Oh, yeah."
[imitates Suzi's giggles]

And he was probably like,
"Oh, you like that, cuz?

That's [bleep] good, cuz.
Aw, yeah."

Holy [bleep].

- But she brought
to my attention--

she goes, "If you bring home
a girl and I bring home a guy,

we're cool--we're still,
like, friends."

- [sighs]

That's what I said too.

So, like, good luck.

We'll see what happens.

- I know, I know.
- Yeah.

- And that scares me
a little bit.

- Is she at work?
- Yeah.

- I feel so bad for you guys.

I used to have to go through
[bleep] like that, though.

Like, when you have to work
at, like, during fun stuff.

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- When I woke up this morning,
I'm like, "It's Pauly D Day,

"and let me make sure
I'm fresh to death.

I hope today's gonna be lit."

I feel like the man right now.

My hair's on point,
tan's on point,

and I worked out today.

The residency at Drai's
means the world to me.

And here I am in Las Vegas

DJ-ing the biggest
pool parties in Las Vegas.

This is actually even better
than my dreams.

I never could even imagine
how great this actually is.

So it's very important
that I make sure

everything's on point,

everything's perfect.

[phone chimes]

- What up?
- Dustin.

- How are you, sir?
- Good. How are you?

- I'm good.
Are you excited for today?

- Oh, my God.
I'm so pumped for today.

The buzz is unbelievable.
I wanted to see.

I wanted to ask for a favor.
- Okay?

- How do you feel around him?
- [smacks lips]

[sighs]
Confused.

- You wanna be friends
or more with him?

- I don't wanna be friends
with him.

I can't be friends with him,
so after this,

if nothing happens,
then I'll get over it.

It feels good knowing
that we're back

in each other's good graces,

but I can't do
the whole friend thing.

What I want so bad is
a relationship.

And if Pauly's
not open to that,

I need to walk away.

- ♪ Yeah, first
you be loving me ♪

♪ And then I'm loving you,
and now you cussin' me ♪

- It's just weird.
I feel uncomfortable.

I need a second
to figure it out.

- Right.

You wanna go get some food?
- Okay.

In a weird way,

if I feel like I know him
as much as I think I do,

the things that I've been
reading for the past few days

makes me feel like

he wants the same thing.

But I could be wrong.

- ♪ You bring me up ♪

♪ Just to bring me down ♪

- I love food. [laughs]
It makes me feel better.

- Same.

- ♪ Down, down,
down, down, down ♪

announcer:
Get ready for DJ Pauly D.

[lively music playing
from speakers]

- Exactly.

- Yeah.

- Newsflash: I don't wanna
be friends with Pauly.

I wanna be with him.

- They're making out!
- [giggles]

- If you wanna see Vinny
make out with Maria,

make some noise.

[cheering]
- Maria!

- ♪ Go, go, go, go, go
go, go, go, go, go, go ♪

- Hey, hey.
Yeah, Court!

Yes, me first.

- Pauly, Pauly.
- Hi, girls.

Welcome to Drai's.
How are you?

It's Pauly D Day!
[all cheer]

- ♪ Way too dope,
young boy, way too dope ♪

- I don't know
if I told you, Vin,

but my game in boccie
is straight fire right now.

Like, I made it to the prison
championship of boccie twice.

- Really? You know, I have
a boccie court in my yard.

- I know you do.

That's why I'm extending
a challenge for a boccie--

- Dual?
- Yes.

I have, like, that soft touch.

[relaxing music]

[iPad chimes]

- It's Pauly.
- That's cugine?

- Pauly--answer it, answer it.
What up, bro?

- All right, here's the deal.

You know I like you guys
a lot, right?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

[all cheering]

- Ah, there you go.

- Time to party, baby.
Let's go!

My cugine!
- Yo, they got totally off?

- All totally off.

[all cheering]

- Thank God.

- I guess we'll see you
in a little bit.

- Thanks, cugine.
- Thank you, Pauly. I love you!

- Thank you, cugine.

- I'm so happy.

[upbeat music]

- You're done?

Go change, get dressed,
come back,

and I'll see you guys later.

Good job today.
Thanks, guys.

♪ ♪

- I'm leaving the pool party
right now.

I asked Dustin if I could
bring the life-sized figure

of Pauly D with me.

- [laughs]

- I'm using it as promotion.

I'm running around with
this thing above my head,

talking like him,
"Yeah, buddy."

"Yeah, buddy."

Even in the hallways.

It's Pauly D Day upstairs

if you wanna go up.

"Please, Nikki, I'm sorry
for everything that happened.

Just kiss me, love me.
Give me a kiss, baby."

- He actually looks fly
right now.

[all oohing]

- I am ready to just
go get my [bleep] done

and just come back and party
with Pauly D all day.

- Busted!
all: Hey!

- Yo, he came here
to pregame with us.

both: We get
to party with Pauly D!

- We're so hyped
because we're off,

and we kind of wanna rub it
in their face right now.

- We get to party with Pauly D.

- I felt like you guys
were missing the--

- Yo, that's so [bleep] up.

- Because we don't
have to work.

- We don't have
to work, mother[bleep]!

[overlapping chatter]

Cugine, we ain't
working, cuz.

We're partying too.
- No way.

- We don't have to work.

- I can't believe you guys
don't have to go to work.

- I love winning.

- Do you think Dustin
likes you guys more than us?

- No, you got the early shift
like you wanted.

- I'm pissed.
Now I'm pissed.

- ♪ I'm feeling
lucky tonight ♪

- ♪ I can feel it ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪

- ♪ I can feel it ♪
- ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

- ♪ I can feel it ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪

- ♪ I'm feeling lucky
tonight ♪

- ♪ I can feel it ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪

- Vin, am I gonna be able
to get in the club

with these guns?

- No.
- 'Cause I don't...

- You gotta check that
at the door.

Today at Drai's, there's
gonna be a situation.

- Exactly.

- ♪ Run up or run with me ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Boys, come get me ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Windows down
and we're doin' about 50 ♪

- Pauly D!
- ♪ Get on the bus ♪

♪ Or get under the bus ♪

♪ Run up or run with me ♪

- Every single time I have
a show,

you always wonder,

"Is it going to be popping?

"Is it gonna be lit?

"Am I going to play
the right music?

"Are they gonna like the vibe?

Are people going to show up?"

Hey, what's up, my dude?

- How are you, brother?

- Good, man, how are you?
- I'm good, man.

- Excited, excited
for today, man.

It's gonna be lit.
I'm excited, man.

- It's gonna be nuts.
- Yeah.

- I'm a DJ--you never know
what you're gonna walk into.

Could be 100 people,
could be 10,000 people.

- Pauly, Pauly!
[girls cheering]

- Dustin depends on me
to bring a huge crowd.

both: [chanting] Pauly, Pauly!

- I'll see you upstairs.
We're gonna have a good one.

- Yes, sir.
My man.

This is what I do
for a living,

so that is a lot of pressure.

They should know,
but put those stickers out too.

I put them in a bag, a big
stack, so I'ma throw them out.

For me, today's show
is extra special.

I got Mike "The Situation,"
straight from graduation here,

so we're making sure
the show is perfect.

The girls can walk out with the
gowns, and then I got two mics.

I'm gonna give Vinny one too
so he can do it.

- Perfect.
- We'll call him out.

This has to be one of the best
days out here in Las Vegas.

Everything has to be on point.
- ♪ Run up or run with me ♪

♪ I ain't hard to find,
so boy, so come get me ♪

- I love Vegas pool parties
this time of year.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Get on the bus
or get under the bus ♪

♪ Run up or run with me ♪

[cheering]

- Let's go, let's go!

- Are you ready
to party, cousin?

- I'm ready to party
with Pauly D.

- Yeah, we're about
to see the kid go off.

[ambient music]

- ♪ Party, party,
party, party ♪

♪ Party, party, party, party,
party plan ♪

♪ Push that system,
bring the heat ♪

♪ So the whole world
feels it ♪

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- This is like
the most surreal [bleep]

I've ever been a part of
in my entire life.

There's girls, like,
trying to grab us

and taking pictures of us.

Like, I feel like the
Backstreet Boys in the 1990s.

Dude, this is what Pauly does
every weekend, man

and it's crazy.

- I have the chills right now.

- The pool is poppin' and
I do not think I've ever seen

so many people
in my entire life.

[cheering]

- Aye!

As soon as I entered
into the club,

the crowd just, like, erupted.

- Listen, it don't get
no better than that.

From prison--from prison--
- To the pool.

- Straight to a Vegas pool
party.

- Mm-hmm.
- You can't make

that [bleep] up.

- ♪ It's been a long journey,
man, I'm feeling good ♪

♪ Finally reached my goal
like a real player should ♪

- ♪ I survive
through any situation ♪

♪ Do you wanna be a champion ♪

♪ All the hard work
and the dedication ♪

- Pauly D!

[suspenseful music]

I was a bit nervous before,

but now, after seeing
the crowd,

this is an epic start.

- If you look up "the best day
of my life" in the dictionary,

there's a great, big video
of what it's like

when I walk to stage.

It never gets old.

all: [chanting]
Pauly, Pauly!

- These people are screaming,
cheering for me.

It's that moment they go nuts.
I love that.

I love raves
this time of year.

announcer:
Get ready for DJ Pauly D.

[cheering]

- Las Vegas, put those hands up
one time!

[lively music playing]

- Pauly hits the stage,

and this mass of people
goes absolutely wild.

♪ ♪

Pauly is a big freaking deal.

- Hands up!
Hands up!

We're turning up one time.
DJ Pauly D, let's go!

[EDM music]

♪ ♪

Hey, check this out.

My buddy, Vinny Guadagnino, and
I were hanging out last night.

So Vinny, come down here
and help me out for one second.

Vinny's nice on the mic.

He does it
at the Chippendale show.

And today was Bring
Your Boyfriend to Work Day,

so I gotta let him work.

- Give it up for [bleep]
DJ Pauly D right now!

Yeah!

- That's what
I'm talking about!

- Yo, me and Pauly D are doing
our thing out here in Vegas,

and a special someone
surprised us.

- Oh, [bleep].
Oh, [bleep].

- He actually just graduated
college, right, Pauly?

Ayo, Mike "The Situation,"
come and join us one time!

[cheering]
- Let's go, cuz.

- When I say "free,"
you say "Sitch."

Free...
all: Sitch!

Free...
all: Sitch!

- Mike "The Situation,"
what up?

- Happy graduation, Mike.
- Ayo, Mike.

Put this on for me, my guy
'cause you graduated.

Today's a super special day.

Mike has come such a long way.

He's overcome so much.

I love you, my guy.
This is for you.

All that transformation, all
that hard work is for today.

I'm really proud
of this guy right now.

Put one hand in the air
right now for The Situation.

- ♪ The blood
and sweat and tears ♪

♪ We made it
through another year ♪

- ♪ Party like it's
your graduation ♪

♪ Now hold your tassels ♪

- Congratulations, Mike.

- All I gotta say
to everybody is

the comeback is always greater
than the setback.

- ♪ Now I'ma sing lines,
lines and verses ♪

- Yeah, buddy!
Yeah!

- There it is.
- ♪ I wanna see the ♪

♪ Lines and verses ♪

- Hey, to Mike.
To Mike.

Congratulations
on your graduation.

- That's [bleep] amazing.

[cheering]

- ♪ Tryna make a dollar
out of 15 cents ♪

♪ Tryna make a dollar
out of 15 cents ♪

- DJ Pauly D Day's lit.

My boy, Dustin, is here,

and as long as he's happy,
I'm happy.

We'll see how it goes.
- Yup, yup.

I have the best boss
in the world.

What up, Dustin?
What's good?

- Yo, tell me what happened
with Brandon last night.

- Yeah, yeah, of course.

- Of course, so I was like,

"Yeah, I'll cuddle with you.
Like whatever. That's it."

But it's like
I don't want anything.

- Like, I get it,
but I don't get it.

- At the end of the day,
I'm just having fun.

We'll see where this goes.

- ♪ Elevated ♪

- Las Vegas, I love it!

Hey!
- ♪ I got elevated, yeah ♪

♪ And if you don't do it,
bet somebody else can ♪

♪ 'Cause I got hella bands ♪
- Oh, my God, hi.

And I see Ricky walking
to the pool party.

I'm, like, a little bit
embarrassed from last time.

How are you?
- I'm good, baby.

- But I'm very excited
Ricky is here.

- Was it a great surprise?

- Yeah, I'm surprised
you showed up.

When they told me,
"He's not coming,"

I was like, "Oh, okay."

I didn't think I would
ever see him again.

I'm happy you're here, though.
- I'm happy you're here.

- Thank you.
Who knows?

Maybe he actually likes me.
Let's just see what happens.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

And I feel like I'm finally
able to be his friend.

- When you get to be someone's,
like, their friend,

you get to know them even more.

Your relationship
actually expands more

than just, like, the physical.
- Yeah.

- Back in the day, we had--
me and my wife,

we had broken up.

We had became friends.

And eventually, we had
reconnected years later.

And now, you know,
it's like a fairy tale.

I'm saying you don't know
what's gonna happen.

- Exactly.
And I'm open to it.

Me and Vinny obviously have

our chemistry
and we have our connection.

It's the humor,
it's the sexual,

it's the intelligence,
it's what we have in common.

There's a connection.

- I did.
- That's in the past though.

I was getting turned on by it.

- And today, for the first
time in a very long time,

it feels right, it feels good.

This is the comfortable
that I've been searching for

when it came to Vinny.

- Dirty.
- But she is too!

She is too.

- Me and Maria have had
a rocky start.

I wasn't talking to her
at first,

then we squashed
our differences,

then it was still kind of
awkward and separate.

But right now
at this pool party,

we're both in this atmosphere
a little bit tipsy.

Maria is starting to warm up
to me a little bit.

- Whoo!

[funky music]

♪ ♪

When Pauly and I
are good, we're good.

But...when we "break up,"

it's like the worst thing
in the world.

- You're, like, partying with
him, living with him--

- No!
I don't wanna party with him.

I wanna be with him! Like...
- You wanna be legit.

- Yeah.
And I don't care about...

all this.

♪ ♪

- You okay?

- Like, he makes me happy.
- Yeah.

- You know?

- He told me, like, "I don't
know what her intentions are,"

and you're telling me you kind
of feel the same way about him.

- Same thing.

Obviously Pauly wanted
to know where my head was at.

It tells me something,
you know?

'Cause if he didn't care,
I feel like

he wouldn't be sending people
to talk to me, you know?

- But if your end goal is to
be, like, happy and with him,

you need to tell him that.

No?
- I'm scared.

- Don't be scared.

If you want something,
you go and tell him.

You never know
if you don't try.

- Yeah.
- You know?

- Like in that exact moment,

it hit me.

Like, yeah, I wanna be
with him.

I'm scared and there's
all these things,

but if I want anything
with Pauly,

I have to really go for it.

Hi.
- Hi.

- My connection with Pauly
was legit.

- Are you in love with Pauly?
- Yes.

And even though
we're not together...

Oh, wow.

I never stopped caring
no matter what happened.

Now it's time to put that
to the table.

- ♪ All I ever needed ♪

♪ Was someone to believe in ♪

♪ And now I believe in me,
now I can breathe ♪

- I wanna go down there.

- ♪ Ride with me,
ride with me ♪

- Wow.
- Oh, my God, bro.

- Nikki right now is making
her way to the DJ booth.

And I'm thinking,
"Holy [bleep].

"I hope she doesn't do
something stupid

while Pauly DJs on stage in
front of thousands of people."

- ♪ Ride with it, yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you ride with it,
aye, aye ♪

- We had our talk, we got past
whatever the [bleep] was.

What was your name
again, sweetie?

I'm just glad that Nikki
feels comfortable enough

to come to the stage
and dance with me.

[funky music]

- Being in the booth
with Pauly--

we're vibing, we're dancing.

And I'm so happy
I took Lauren's advice

because nothing else
around me matters.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Cugine, you're gonna
drop the next one.

- Cugine!

- ♪ Right, tears
from the sunlight ♪

♪ Show 'em how it's done,
I'm knowing that you the one ♪

- Y'all see Maria and Vinny
right now.

Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey!

- I'm feeling these vibes
that Vinny's giving Maria

and Maria's giving Vinny back.

I'm like, "I can certainly
be that wingman."

If you wanna see Vinny
make out with Maria,

make some noise right now.
[crowd cheering]

Hey, hey, hey!

Wow, wow!
Get it!

- Come on.

- [bleep] it, we gotta give
the people what they want.

[chuckles]

- Oh, my God.
- Wow!

- That's happening.

- We're about to have...

- Pauly, [bleep], like,
what the [bleep]

is going on right now?

- They're doing it!
- Aye!

- Maria trashed him
on the internet,

she trashed him in the suite,
she trashed him in real life.

But here they are
in front of a sea of people,

making out.

I honestly saw this coming
from miles away.

- [bleep] just got real.

- [screams]

- I think this is a buildup
of us flirting with each other

for a long time, and now,
the floodgates are open.

Like, this is gonna be fun.
[chuckles]

- Vinny!
- [screams]

- Oh, my God.
What exactly just happened?

[Rihanna's "We Found Love"
playing]

- ♪ Yellow diamonds
in the light ♪

♪ And we're standing
side by side ♪

♪ ♪

♪ It's the way I'm feeling ♪

♪ I just can't deny ♪

♪ ♪

♪ But I've gotta let it go ♪

- ♪ We found love
in a hopeless place ♪

♪ We found love
in a hopeless place ♪

- I feel like Pauly felt like
whatever happened, happened,

and it was so bad that
he could never feel this way

about me again, but I want
to be his girlfriend.

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.
- They're making out.

- Whoa!
Whoa.

- [giggles]

- ♪ Hopeless place ♪

- Here we go again.

- ♪ Hopeless place ♪

- What is going on?

I cannot believe this
is happening right now.

I know in that moment, he's
probably like, "I'm on stage.

"This girl's in front of me,
she wants to kiss me.

Let's do it."
But it's Nikki.

She's been waiting
for this moment for months.

Nikki every night
has gone to sleep

thinking about, "When will I
ever reunite with Pauly?

When will I ever
touch him again?"

And that moment to her
is happening right now.

So like, where do they go
from here?

I like being around Nikki
right now, but

I don't wanna lead her on to
anything more at this moment.

I just wanna see how it goes.

Little by little,
I'm gonna take this slow.

I hope there's a way there's
a middle ground here somewhere.

Can she be okay with that?

- Las Vegas, give it up

for DJ Pauly D!

[cheering]

- Sharing this moment
with all my friends--

with Vinny, with Mike,

with my new friends,
with my ex-girlfriends--

has been extra special.

Things are on the up
with Nikki and I

and we're at a good place
right now.

I love a good pool party
this time of year!

I want the whole place
fist pumping.

Who's tryna fist pump
with DJ Pauly D?

Let's go!

- ♪ I was born
with this ambition ♪

♪ The wings,
I was born with this ♪

- Hey!
- ♪ Envision the wings ♪

- That's gonna wrap it up
for Pauly D today!

Make some noise
if you had a good time,

[cheering]

- ♪ Envision the wings ♪

♪ ♪

- Come here.
Let's go hang out.

- Whoa, Nicky!

These people are
dropping like flies.

- We're gonna work out
our problems.

- Yeah.

- Never seen anything
like this.

- But I definitely see
some vibes.

- ♪ Turn it up, yeah,
we're gonna celebrate ♪

♪ The crowd is up,
pump until ♪

- You killed it bro.
For real.

- Lauren, this is
my ex-girlfriend.

- I know.
We had a talk.

- We broke up.
- We had a good talk.

It didn't look like that
down there.

- Lauren, shut up!

- Nikki took our talk to heart.
She went for it.

- And after this one's
motivational speech to Maria...

- We definitely got a situation
out here.

- I absolutely had no idea

that I would get this close
this fast with Vinny.

This was no my intentions
at all,

but I go by what I'm feeling
at the moment,

and what I'm feeling at the
moment is a lot of confidence

and a lot of energy.

- How was it?
- It was good.

- Should I do it again?
- Yeah, you should do it again.

- Yeah, obviously.
What the [bleep]?

- I love it,
I love it, I love it!

- ♪ Back and
I ain't done nothing ♪

What's wrong with me?

- Why?

- Oh, all right.

- [chuckles]
Oh, God.

I'm very excited that Ricky
is back in my life,

but I gotta be careful
with what I say to him

because I don't wanna
[bleep] this up.

- I definitely like him
way more than any other guy

I've ever talked to, and
I wanna see where this goes.

- Good things come
to those who wait, right?

- That's right.

[ambient music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Find me in the club-y
going super dummy ♪

♪ Borrowing your money ♪

- [screams]
- Ew.

- Are you gonna let me swallow?

- Attending a Pauly D show
does something to you.

The amount of sexual energy
right now

is nothing short of amazing,
and I'm thinking,

"If we don't leave right now,
my roommates are

"all going to be
having sex in public,

and I don't think anyone
really wants to see that."

- Let's go back to the suite.
- Let's go.

- Yo, we out.
Don't fall, don't fall.

- What's up, guys?

- ♪ The way she want me
to get up in her tummy ♪

♪ That's why they call me
Gutsy, yeah ♪

- I don't know if the L
and the V in Las Vegas

stands for "love."

Like, what is happening here?
But everyone is hooking up.

I've never seen
so many people, like,

just touching each other.

I'm like, "What is happening?"

Someone's gonna
get pregnant today.

I'm not sure who,
but someone is.

And it's not gonna be me.

- [bleep]!
- Oh, Vinny and Maria!

- [screams]

- ♪ Read the signs
of my body ♪

♪ Can't you feel me
getting naughty ♪

- Cugine, come on.
- My shoe.

- Save me, Jebus.

Everyone in the house was like,
"We are friends.

Everything is platonic."

Next thing you know,

Pauly and Vinny went
from 0 to 100 real quick.

Come here, come here.
I love you, man.

- That was
a good-ass show, bro.

- Yeah, it was.
I mean, listen.

That's what you call life, man.

You don't know what
you're gonna get into.

You just gotta get into it.

All right, see you guys later.
- [bleep].

- Bye.
[overlapping chatter]

- Maria and Vinny just need
to [bleep] [bleep] already.

- [laughs]

- Suzi and Nick just need
to [bleep] go get it on.

Where'd Brandon go?

Someone needs to be
in my [bleep] V.

I should stop talking.

- Pauly, thank you for
inviting me out here in Vegas,

but me and the missus got
to get to the relations.

All right, so you're gonna have
to leave for a second.

- Yeah, he's gotta
get out of here.

That's creepy.
I need a nap.

- All right, honey.
I need my wife.

[both laugh]

- Oh, I'm kissing the side,
not the middle.

I don't kiss the middle
of my ex-girlfriends,

just the side.

- I would never kiss any
of my ex-girlfriends.

- Ever. Ever.
- Ever.

That's stupid.
- Vinny.

Show her your suite, Vinny.

- We're gonna work out
our problem.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Ooh, Vinny took Maria
to the suite.

- Look, I know that this might
not be the best thing to do

because I'm the one
that always says,

"Don't hook up
with your roommates,

don't hook up with your exes."

And, like, right now,
I'm doing both.

- Oh, my God.
- Pauly, are you coming?

[both laugh]

But honestly, with Maria,
I'm not thinking about that.

This is, like, a long,
built-up thing.

Like, me and Maria
have business to handle.

- ♪ Come on,
move my body, yeah ♪

[EDM music]

- You're gonna
take off your chains?

- Come here.
Let's go hang out.

- Whoa, Nicky!

Oh, damn, people are
dropping like flies.

- Whoa, where are
you two going?

- We're just living
our best lives.

- I've never seen
anything like this.

- Pauly.
- Hi, Marissa.

- I wanna disappear
into the [bleep] night.

- But I definitely
see some vibes.

- All right, we have
multiple snacks for you.

Who wants what?

- I want blue ones.

- I want the blue one.
- What's happening?

- Uh-oh.
It's about to go down.

- When it comes to Brandon,

it's definitely hard
to resist him.

Like, even though
he's an asshole...

How many fingers
am I holding up?

- Shocker.
- You're disgusting.

I have kind of
a soft spot for him,

so I just wanna,
like, attack him.

And like, everyone else
is hooking up.

- Suzi's really horny, bro.
- No, I'm not.

- Yeah, you are.
- Okay, yeah.

[giggles]
- Is my shirt over there?

- So here we go again.

- There's a lot of people
in here.

- This is crazy.
- I need a condom, for real.

I don't think I have any
in here.

[lively music]

- [giggling]

- I don't know what the hell
is going on right now.

Everyone's hooking up
with somebody except me.

- I like it.

- I'm about to watch
a live porno.

- [giggles]

- Come on.
- What?

- This sucks.
This is miserable.

I miss my girl so much.
- Ah, my face!

But it's okay.
Who needs sex?

I'm not gonna cheat.

Why cheat when
you can have a treat?

[chuckles]

- I got them.
Sick.

- No, but if we do this,
like, what does it mean?

- I won't sweet bite you.
- Nah, deadass though.

Are we cool, though,
even if we do this?

Like if we don't end up, like,
being boyfriend and girlfriend?

- Yeah, it's fine.
- [bleep] yeah.

- Since day one,
I've been saying

that I'm out here to have fun.

[laughing] Amazing.

And maybe that means that
I have to make some choices

that I didn't think
I was gonna make.

But it does not mean I'm
gonna fall in love either.

- ♪ Yeah, I'm a little wild,
but I won't apologize ♪

♪ 'Cause you want me
like I'm wanting you ♪

♪ So here's the plan ♪

♪ You can have your way
with me if it feels right ♪

♪ ♪

♪ So baby, make it
feel right ♪

♪ ♪

- Who needs a TV when you can
just watch this [bleep]?

- I feel like I've seen
this show once before.

- I've seen this before.
This is awfully familiar.

- I feel like I was
on this show before.

- This is a repeat.

- I don't kiss
my ex-girlfriends.

You know that, right?
- No [bleep].

- Yeah, so stop it.

What the hell?

I'm over here hooking up
with my ex-girlfriend.

I bet you didn't think
that was gonna happen.

- All right, they're moving on
to something amazing.

- I feel like
you're judging me.

- Are we together?

- Did she say,
"Are we together?"

- Do you think we should stop
seeing other people again?

- Mm-mm.
- [gasps]

- They're gonna be together
for 48 hours.

- What do you mean no?
- Mm-mm.

- Can we change the channel?
This [bleep] they bump.

- Oh, my God.
[clears throat]

I...
- Anyways, so...

Wow, I can't believe
it actually happened.

- When you are
finished with sex,

and you don't know whether
you just got closer to God

or you should ask God
for forgiveness,

that's what after sex
should feel like.

That's the type of sex
that me and Maria had.

[both laugh]
- What--stop this.

- Did you have
a good time tonight?

- I did.
I had a good time.

It was swell.
It was a swell time.

- It was swell.

I hated this girl
a few weeks ago,

and now Vinny [bleep] Maria.

Ow!
- Stop, [bleep] bitch.

- Me and Maria just did Bible
study for, like, an hour.

- I believe that.

- So we read Corinthians 2.7...

- Four.
- Four.

- You're out of control, my G.

You guys look good
together, though.

- I mean, yes.

[both laugh]

- I'm so happy
for Maria and Vinny.

I feel like this needed
to happen because

they need to explore whatever
it is that they have going on.

I mean, let's be honest,

this has been brewing
for a long time.

It's just like, "Finally."

- So what's going on here?

- We was just doing
ex-girlfriend [bleep].

- Yeah.

Like that.

- We kind of told the guys
not to hook up

with people in the house,
but you know--

- We don't gotta take
our own advice.

- Nah, hell no.

When have we ever done that?
- I know.

- I would never talk
to one of my exes.

- Wow, let alone kiss them.

- That's just a bad decision,
you know what I mean?

- You know what's so funny?
We're still broken up.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

- Do you remember
when we broke up?

- Mm-hmm.
It was April 2nd.

- Seriously?
- Yeah.

- Wait, it's official?
Like that--

- She has it tattooed
to her [bleep] side.

Typical Nikki.
Of course she knows that date.

I just hope that Pauly knows
what he's getting into.

- No, you're gonna get makeup
all over your shirt.

- I don't care.
- [giggles]

What the heck?
- I have to go pee.

- ♪ Do you love,
do you love me ♪

- Pauly's arms feel like home.

That's, like, my comfort,
his arms,

when it comes to him.

[chuckles]

- You're gonna make
your fan club

when we get out of here.

I don't really know how
this is gonna play out

at this point, and the last
thing I wanna do in this world

is hurt anyone's feelings
or hurt my own.

But Nikki and I, we're
at a good place right now.

I'm feeling it,
so maybe this time

we could see where it goes.

- ♪ Do you love,
do you love me ♪

♪ ♪

- Who wants to go
see some men ass?

- Give it up for
The mother[bleep] Situation.

- Make some noise!

- You [bleep] somebody
and she was uncool with it

'cause she didn't get it in
with Pretty Ricky.

- Suzi doesn't know when to
shut her big [bleep] mouth up.

- You're obsessed with a man

that doesn't even [bleep]
with you!

- [bleep].
[exhales]