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- We broke up. It was ugly.

- Sorry.

- You wanna hug my spiky bra?

- Not really.

I'm awkward-- - This is very awkward.

- Aye, yo, The Situation's in the building!

- Is that The Situation? - What?

So I was with Nikki, okay?

We moved past all the awkwardness.

We're at a place right now I think is good.

- Yeah, I'll talk to her. - Appreciate that.

- She's ready to go.

She wants to get to the room already.

- Marissa, you wanna try one more time?

- Shut up.

Like I have the angel here and the devil here.

And one's like, "Do it, do it, do it."

And the other one's like, "Don't [bleep] do it,

you dumb bitch."

- ♪ Hey, hey ♪

- ♪ Hey, hey ♪

- Yeah, buddy.

♪ ♪

- ♪ You make me say, hoo, hoo ♪

♪ You make me say la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ ♪

- It's so crazy Mike's here.

- Bro, I cannot believe he came here.

- [laughs] Crazy.

- I still think he's, like, in prison.

Like, the last person I would expect

to bust through that door is Mike.

- Off to Vegas. So cool.

- You make the bed every day at home.

- I take pride in making sure the bed and everything is

nice and clean and tidy,

because if you cannot do great things,

do small things in a great way.

- And he's coming for your party.

He's never been to your pool party.

- No. He's so dope.

Today is DJ Pauly D Day.

This is the biggest party in Las Vegas.

And I cannot wait to have Mike and Laurens there.

I'm call Dustin and be like,

"Yo, we're gonna make this Mike's graduation party."

- Oh, my God. He would love that [bleep].

Hopefully the crowd knows that

he didn't really graduate college

'cause he might not sound like a college graduate.

He might sound like someone who just got out of prison.

[both laugh]

- I'll get the girls all dressed up,

graduation hats and [bleep].

- Oh, [bleep], like the bottle girls?

- Yeah. [Bleep]'s gonna be lit.

Penn State. State pen. Same thing.

I love graduations this time of year!

[energetic music]

- Last night got interesting.

Me and Marissa did the dirty deed again.

But this time, we came to an agreement

to just hook up and keep it casual.

- And I don't know what's gonna happen

because, last time,

hooking up with Marissa turned into a debacle.

- I wish and I regret that I ever slept with you.

- Hey. - Hey, Suzi.

I heard you had some cugine cuisine last night.

- [giggles] Italian sausage?

Me and Nick kind of, like, hooked up.

[sensual music]

And we did it, and it was--it was dope.

And it's Pauly D Day, so we're gonna have fun.

And I'm excited, so it's lit. I'm gonna take a shower.

[line trilling]

- Hello?

- Guess what? - What?

- One of our cousins showed up yesterday.

- Really? [laughs]

- I am related to Mike in a weird way.

We go back to family members

with nicknames like Vicky and Chicky.

- Vicky and Chicky would be his great-aunts and uncles.

Boss is the oldest of the cousins.

Did you ever hear me say "Cookie"?

You know, Cookie? - Yeah.

- Cousin Cook--

well, his father is Cookie's brother.

- So The Situation's father, Frank's brother,

is--is Cookie?

- Yes, we call him Cookie and his real name is Joe.

They lived on Bissell Street,

and his father, Frankie, was very close to all of us.

There was Frankie the Gas Man. That was--

- Frankie the Gas Man?

- Joe Snuff--remember Joe Snuff with the glass eye?

- I know Joe Snuff with the glass eye.

Is Grandma there? Put Grandma on the phone.

You're confusing the [bleep] out of me, lady.

Okay, I got it. My mom's...

my mother's mother--

so my mom's great-grandmother...

yeah, my mother--yeah.

- I'll have to write it down. - All right.

My head is spinning right now, so--

- You don't have to understand.

He comes from Lamberti, and so do you.

- Love you. Thank you for that.

- Love you. - [laughing] Goodbye.

Holy [bleep].

If you would've--Lashes. - Yeah?

- I've never heard more nicknames in my entire life

than I just did right there.

- Are those your family members?

- Somehow-- - So everyone has all

these cool nicknames, and then

yours is Pool Party Papii?

- [sighs] Whatever.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Morning. - Hey.

Good morning, good morning. What you making?

- Oh, my God. - Yo.

- Oh, no!

- Cool.

- You walked in, and she got all steamy.

- Hi, Vinny.

Before I got here, I felt like I didn't wanna be his friend

and I didn't want any type of relationship.

- What are you making? - Mac 'n' cheese.

- Sick. - [laughing] Stop.

- Hi, Vinny. Just cooking with your boo.

That's cute. [both laugh]

- But now that we made up, I just feel comfortable

and I feel like I'm okay with what we have now,

which is just a friendship and friendly flirting.

How was your sleep?

- It was good. - Great.

- Maria is someone who I would chill with

and get physical with and hang out and watch Netflix

and she's definitely someone that I would try

to build on a little bit.

- Oh. - Hey, there's my guy.

- Oh, [bleep]. - There's my guy.

- What's up, my best man? - How you doing?

What's up, buddy? Looking good as always.

- You too, man. - What's up, brother?

Good to see you guys. - Looking good, smelling good.

- I gotta get ready for work. - Really?

This morning,

me, Nikki, Suzi, and Antonio have to go to work.

But as long as it means that I'm out early

and I can watch Pauly play, I'm freaking hyped.

[lively music]

- I feel bad for whoever got the afternoon shift.

That's gonna suck to work during Pauly's pool party.

Sucks to suck, losers.

♪ ♪

- What it do, baby? - Morning.

- You look a little tired. - Hello, guys.

- Morning.

All right, it's early, you know?

But Pauly's day, big day. We're slammed today.

We have over 3,000 people, guest list.

We have 50 tables,

so it's gonna be a really, really busy day.

You'll start setting up the venue like we do every morning.

And I don't know if you saw when you walked in--

we have a whole photo and Pauly area

so people can take photos with him in front of the sign.

You're also gonna hand out foam fingers, necklaces.

You're gonna tattoo people, the whole nine.

- Well, let's do it.

- ♪ Working for the man, but the pleasure's all mine ♪

♪ May not have a lot of money, but I got a lot of grind ♪

♪ Grind, grind, grind, grind ♪

♪ I'm busting out grind, grind, grind ♪

- And then for the tattoos, you gotta get a bucket of water

and a sponge. - Okay.

- Just make it look all neat. - We're gonna need more balls.

So I'm gonna have to have you guys blow up some balls

and we're gonna have to roll pallets too in a little bit.

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, get in the groove ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, paying my dues, yeah, yeah, nothing to lose ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, something to prove ♪

- I can't believe you, bro. - What?

- You did the deed again

after you specifically said, "I'm done."

- It's not even like that.

She's like, "You could hook up with someone tomorrow.

I could hook up with someone tomorrow."

It's not even like that.

- Brandon is absolutely crazy

if he thinks that he could just bring home girls

in front of her, because when he does

or if he does,

Marissa's coming at his head.

Like, I know it's coming.

He's just so dumb, man.

- I'm [bleep] so hyped, bro.

- Yeah, it's gonna be a good day.

- ♪ 24/7, I be here ♪

♪ Grinding for my riches, yeah ♪

- How was last night?

- [chuckles] - What?

- I slept with [bleep] Brandon again.

- I had a feeling. - Yeah.

He's just charming, so that's why it happened again.

[bleep].

It was actually better this time, like, a lot better.

- He lasted an extra 14 seconds?

- [laughs] Shut up. No, it wasn't awkward.

It was fun. - Mm-hmm.

Have you ever lived

with a person that you were sleeping with?

And it ended well?

I don't think so.

This is why I'm very selective

with guys.

I just don't want this kind of drama.

- I really don't wanna work today at Pauly's show

'cause I wanna party.

It is so lame-- the afternoon shift--

'cause you have to go to work while Pauly DJs.

It definitely feels like I'm being punished

for having to work this shift.

- My boy's DJ-ing. Like what the [bleep]?

- I gotta be working. - I'm gonna be extremely

mediocre working. - It's not cool, man.

- Like I'm gonna do the minimal of the minimal.

- We have to, we have to, you know?

- Yo, what up? - Oh, cugine!

We're a little upset that we have to work, bro.

- Yo, I'm upset for you guys honestly.

- It's [bleep] up.

- What happened last night? - Too much happened last night.

- Like Marissa and Brandon was getting it in

or something like that, I heard.

- Oh, Suzi and Nick got it in.

[both laugh] - Wait, what?

You [bleep]ed Suzi? - I did, bro.

- No, you cracked that code?

- It just happened, you know what I mean?

She's a good-looking girl.

- I just wish I was a fly on the wall

for the Suzi and Nick hookup.

She was just like, "Oh, yeah." [imitates Suzi's giggles]

And he was probably like, "Oh, you like that, cuz?

That's [bleep] good, cuz. Aw, yeah."

Holy [bleep].

- But she brought to my attention--

she goes, "If you bring home a girl and I bring home a guy,

we're cool--we're still, like, friends."

- [sighs]

That's what I said too.

So, like, good luck.

We'll see what happens.

- I know, I know. - Yeah.

- And that scares me a little bit.

- Is she at work? - Yeah.

- I feel so bad for you guys.

I used to have to go through [bleep] like that, though.

Like, when you have to work at, like, during fun stuff.

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- When I woke up this morning, I'm like, "It's Pauly D Day,

"and let me make sure I'm fresh to death.

I hope today's gonna be lit."

I feel like the man right now.

My hair's on point, tan's on point,

and I worked out today.

The residency at Drai's means the world to me.

And here I am in Las Vegas

DJ-ing the biggest pool parties in Las Vegas.

This is actually even better than my dreams.

I never could even imagine how great this actually is.

So it's very important that I make sure

everything's on point,

everything's perfect.

[phone chimes]

- What up? - Dustin.

- How are you, sir? - Good. How are you?

- I'm good. Are you excited for today?

- Oh, my God. I'm so pumped for today.

The buzz is unbelievable. I wanted to see.

I wanted to ask for a favor. - Okay?

- How do you feel around him? - [smacks lips]

[sighs] Confused.

- You wanna be friends or more with him?

- I don't wanna be friends with him.

I can't be friends with him, so after this,

if nothing happens, then I'll get over it.

It feels good knowing that we're back

in each other's good graces,

but I can't do the whole friend thing.

What I want so bad is a relationship.

And if Pauly's not open to that,

I need to walk away.

- ♪ Yeah, first you be loving me ♪

♪ And then I'm loving you, and now you cussin' me ♪

- It's just weird. I feel uncomfortable.

I need a second to figure it out.

- Right.

You wanna go get some food? - Okay.

In a weird way,

if I feel like I know him as much as I think I do,

the things that I've been reading for the past few days

makes me feel like

he wants the same thing.

But I could be wrong.

- ♪ You bring me up ♪

♪ Just to bring me down ♪

- I love food. [laughs] It makes me feel better.

- Same.

- ♪ Down, down, down, down, down ♪

announcer: Get ready for DJ Pauly D.

[lively music playing from speakers]

- Exactly.

- Yeah.

- Newsflash: I don't wanna be friends with Pauly.

I wanna be with him.

- They're making out! - [giggles]

- If you wanna see Vinny make out with Maria,

make some noise.

[cheering] - Maria!

- ♪ Go, go, go, go, go go, go, go, go, go, go ♪

- Hey, hey. Yeah, Court!

Yes, me first.

- Pauly, Pauly. - Hi, girls.

Welcome to Drai's. How are you?

It's Pauly D Day! [all cheer]

- ♪ Way too dope, young boy, way too dope ♪

- I don't know if I told you, Vin,

but my game in boccie is straight fire right now.

Like, I made it to the prison championship of boccie twice.

- Really? You know, I have a boccie court in my yard.

- I know you do.

That's why I'm extending a challenge for a boccie--

- Dual? - Yes.

I have, like, that soft touch.

[relaxing music]

[iPad chimes]

- It's Pauly. - That's cugine?

- Pauly--answer it, answer it. What up, bro?

- All right, here's the deal.

You know I like you guys a lot, right?

- Yeah. - Yes.

[all cheering]

- Ah, there you go.

- Time to party, baby. Let's go!

My cugine! - Yo, they got totally off?

- All totally off.

[all cheering]

- Thank God.

- I guess we'll see you in a little bit.

- Thanks, cugine. - Thank you, Pauly. I love you!

- Thank you, cugine.

- I'm so happy.

[upbeat music]

- You're done?

Go change, get dressed, come back,

and I'll see you guys later.

Good job today. Thanks, guys.

♪ ♪

- I'm leaving the pool party right now.

I asked Dustin if I could bring the life-sized figure

of Pauly D with me.

- [laughs]

- I'm using it as promotion.

I'm running around with this thing above my head,

talking like him, "Yeah, buddy."

"Yeah, buddy."

Even in the hallways.

It's Pauly D Day upstairs

if you wanna go up.

"Please, Nikki, I'm sorry for everything that happened.

Just kiss me, love me. Give me a kiss, baby."

- He actually looks fly right now.

[all oohing]

- I am ready to just go get my [bleep] done

and just come back and party with Pauly D all day.

- Busted! all: Hey!

- Yo, he came here to pregame with us.

both: We get to party with Pauly D!

- We're so hyped because we're off,

and we kind of wanna rub it in their face right now.

- We get to party with Pauly D.

- I felt like you guys were missing the--

- Yo, that's so [bleep] up.

- Because we don't have to work.

- We don't have to work, mother[bleep]!

[overlapping chatter]

Cugine, we ain't working, cuz.

We're partying too. - No way.

- We don't have to work.

- I can't believe you guys don't have to go to work.

- I love winning.

- Do you think Dustin likes you guys more than us?

- No, you got the early shift like you wanted.

- I'm pissed. Now I'm pissed.

- ♪ I'm feeling lucky tonight ♪

- ♪ I can feel it ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪

- ♪ I can feel it ♪ - ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

- ♪ I can feel it ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪

- ♪ I'm feeling lucky tonight ♪

- ♪ I can feel it ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪

- Vin, am I gonna be able to get in the club

with these guns?

- No. - 'Cause I don't...

- You gotta check that at the door.

Today at Drai's, there's gonna be a situation.

- Exactly.

- ♪ Run up or run with me ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Boys, come get me ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Windows down and we're doin' about 50 ♪

- Pauly D! - ♪ Get on the bus ♪

♪ Or get under the bus ♪

♪ Run up or run with me ♪

- Every single time I have a show,

you always wonder,

"Is it going to be popping?

"Is it gonna be lit?

"Am I going to play the right music?

"Are they gonna like the vibe?

Are people going to show up?"

Hey, what's up, my dude?

- How are you, brother?

- Good, man, how are you? - I'm good, man.

- Excited, excited for today, man.

It's gonna be lit. I'm excited, man.

- It's gonna be nuts. - Yeah.

- I'm a DJ--you never know what you're gonna walk into.

Could be 100 people, could be 10,000 people.

- Pauly, Pauly! [girls cheering]

- Dustin depends on me to bring a huge crowd.

both: [chanting] Pauly, Pauly!

- I'll see you upstairs. We're gonna have a good one.

- Yes, sir. My man.

This is what I do for a living,

so that is a lot of pressure.

They should know, but put those stickers out too.

I put them in a bag, a big stack, so I'ma throw them out.

For me, today's show is extra special.

I got Mike "The Situation," straight from graduation here,

so we're making sure the show is perfect.

The girls can walk out with the gowns, and then I got two mics.

I'm gonna give Vinny one too so he can do it.

- Perfect. - We'll call him out.

This has to be one of the best days out here in Las Vegas.

Everything has to be on point. - ♪ Run up or run with me ♪

♪ I ain't hard to find, so boy, so come get me ♪

- I love Vegas pool parties this time of year.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Get on the bus or get under the bus ♪

♪ Run up or run with me ♪

[cheering]

- Let's go, let's go!

- Are you ready to party, cousin?

- I'm ready to party with Pauly D.

- Yeah, we're about to see the kid go off.

[ambient music]

- ♪ Party, party, party, party ♪

♪ Party, party, party, party, party plan ♪

♪ Push that system, bring the heat ♪

♪ So the whole world feels it ♪

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- This is like the most surreal [bleep]

I've ever been a part of in my entire life.

There's girls, like, trying to grab us

and taking pictures of us.

Like, I feel like the Backstreet Boys in the 1990s.

Dude, this is what Pauly does every weekend, man

and it's crazy.

- I have the chills right now.

- The pool is poppin' and I do not think I've ever seen

so many people in my entire life.

[cheering]

- Aye!

As soon as I entered into the club,

the crowd just, like, erupted.

- Listen, it don't get no better than that.

From prison--from prison-- - To the pool.

- Straight to a Vegas pool party.

- Mm-hmm. - You can't make

that [bleep] up.

- ♪ It's been a long journey, man, I'm feeling good ♪

♪ Finally reached my goal like a real player should ♪

- ♪ I survive through any situation ♪

♪ Do you wanna be a champion ♪

♪ All the hard work and the dedication ♪

- Pauly D!

[suspenseful music]

I was a bit nervous before,

but now, after seeing the crowd,

this is an epic start.

- If you look up "the best day of my life" in the dictionary,

there's a great, big video of what it's like

when I walk to stage.

It never gets old.

all: [chanting] Pauly, Pauly!

- These people are screaming, cheering for me.

It's that moment they go nuts. I love that.

I love raves this time of year.

announcer: Get ready for DJ Pauly D.

[cheering]

- Las Vegas, put those hands up one time!

[lively music playing]

- Pauly hits the stage,

and this mass of people goes absolutely wild.

♪ ♪

Pauly is a big freaking deal.

- Hands up! Hands up!

We're turning up one time. DJ Pauly D, let's go!

[EDM music]

♪ ♪

Hey, check this out.

My buddy, Vinny Guadagnino, and I were hanging out last night.

So Vinny, come down here and help me out for one second.

Vinny's nice on the mic.

He does it at the Chippendale show.

And today was Bring Your Boyfriend to Work Day,

so I gotta let him work.

- Give it up for [bleep] DJ Pauly D right now!

Yeah!

- That's what I'm talking about!

- Yo, me and Pauly D are doing our thing out here in Vegas,

and a special someone surprised us.

- Oh, [bleep]. Oh, [bleep].

- He actually just graduated college, right, Pauly?

Ayo, Mike "The Situation," come and join us one time!

[cheering] - Let's go, cuz.

- When I say "free," you say "Sitch."

Free... all: Sitch!

Free... all: Sitch!

- Mike "The Situation," what up?

- Happy graduation, Mike. - Ayo, Mike.

Put this on for me, my guy 'cause you graduated.

Today's a super special day.

Mike has come such a long way.

He's overcome so much.

I love you, my guy. This is for you.

All that transformation, all that hard work is for today.

I'm really proud of this guy right now.

Put one hand in the air right now for The Situation.

- ♪ The blood and sweat and tears ♪

♪ We made it through another year ♪

- ♪ Party like it's your graduation ♪

♪ Now hold your tassels ♪

- Congratulations, Mike.

- All I gotta say to everybody is

the comeback is always greater than the setback.

- ♪ Now I'ma sing lines, lines and verses ♪

- Yeah, buddy! Yeah!

- There it is. - ♪ I wanna see the ♪

♪ Lines and verses ♪

- Hey, to Mike. To Mike.

Congratulations on your graduation.

- That's [bleep] amazing.

[cheering]

- ♪ Tryna make a dollar out of 15 cents ♪

♪ Tryna make a dollar out of 15 cents ♪

- DJ Pauly D Day's lit.

My boy, Dustin, is here,

and as long as he's happy, I'm happy.

We'll see how it goes. - Yup, yup.

I have the best boss in the world.

What up, Dustin? What's good?

- Yo, tell me what happened with Brandon last night.

- Yeah, yeah, of course.

- Of course, so I was like,

"Yeah, I'll cuddle with you. Like whatever. That's it."

But it's like I don't want anything.

- Like, I get it, but I don't get it.

- At the end of the day, I'm just having fun.

We'll see where this goes.

- ♪ Elevated ♪

- Las Vegas, I love it!

Hey! - ♪ I got elevated, yeah ♪

♪ And if you don't do it, bet somebody else can ♪

♪ 'Cause I got hella bands ♪ - Oh, my God, hi.

And I see Ricky walking to the pool party.

I'm, like, a little bit embarrassed from last time.

How are you? - I'm good, baby.

- But I'm very excited Ricky is here.

- Was it a great surprise?

- Yeah, I'm surprised you showed up.

When they told me, "He's not coming,"

I was like, "Oh, okay."

I didn't think I would ever see him again.

I'm happy you're here, though. - I'm happy you're here.

- Thank you. Who knows?

Maybe he actually likes me. Let's just see what happens.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

And I feel like I'm finally able to be his friend.

- When you get to be someone's, like, their friend,

you get to know them even more.

Your relationship actually expands more

than just, like, the physical. - Yeah.

- Back in the day, we had-- me and my wife,

we had broken up.

We had became friends.

And eventually, we had reconnected years later.

And now, you know, it's like a fairy tale.

I'm saying you don't know what's gonna happen.

- Exactly. And I'm open to it.

Me and Vinny obviously have

our chemistry and we have our connection.

It's the humor, it's the sexual,

it's the intelligence, it's what we have in common.

There's a connection.

- I did. - That's in the past though.

I was getting turned on by it.

- And today, for the first time in a very long time,

it feels right, it feels good.

This is the comfortable that I've been searching for

when it came to Vinny.

- Dirty. - But she is too!

She is too.

- Me and Maria have had a rocky start.

I wasn't talking to her at first,

then we squashed our differences,

then it was still kind of awkward and separate.

But right now at this pool party,

we're both in this atmosphere a little bit tipsy.

Maria is starting to warm up to me a little bit.

- Whoo!

[funky music]

♪ ♪

When Pauly and I are good, we're good.

But...when we "break up,"

it's like the worst thing in the world.

- You're, like, partying with him, living with him--

- No! I don't wanna party with him.

I wanna be with him! Like... - You wanna be legit.

- Yeah. And I don't care about...

all this.

♪ ♪

- You okay?

- Like, he makes me happy. - Yeah.

- You know?

- He told me, like, "I don't know what her intentions are,"

and you're telling me you kind of feel the same way about him.

- Same thing.

Obviously Pauly wanted to know where my head was at.

It tells me something, you know?

'Cause if he didn't care, I feel like

he wouldn't be sending people to talk to me, you know?

- But if your end goal is to be, like, happy and with him,

you need to tell him that.

No? - I'm scared.

- Don't be scared.

If you want something, you go and tell him.

You never know if you don't try.

- Yeah. - You know?

- Like in that exact moment,

it hit me.

Like, yeah, I wanna be with him.

I'm scared and there's all these things,

but if I want anything with Pauly,

I have to really go for it.

Hi. - Hi.

- My connection with Pauly was legit.

- Are you in love with Pauly? - Yes.

And even though we're not together...

Oh, wow.

I never stopped caring no matter what happened.

Now it's time to put that to the table.

- ♪ All I ever needed ♪

♪ Was someone to believe in ♪

♪ And now I believe in me, now I can breathe ♪

- I wanna go down there.

- ♪ Ride with me, ride with me ♪

- Wow. - Oh, my God, bro.

- Nikki right now is making her way to the DJ booth.

And I'm thinking, "Holy [bleep].

"I hope she doesn't do something stupid

while Pauly DJs on stage in front of thousands of people."

- ♪ Ride with it, yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you ride with it, aye, aye ♪

- We had our talk, we got past whatever the [bleep] was.

What was your name again, sweetie?

I'm just glad that Nikki feels comfortable enough

to come to the stage and dance with me.

[funky music]

- Being in the booth with Pauly--

we're vibing, we're dancing.

And I'm so happy I took Lauren's advice

because nothing else around me matters.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Cugine, you're gonna drop the next one.

- Cugine!

- ♪ Right, tears from the sunlight ♪

♪ Show 'em how it's done, I'm knowing that you the one ♪

- Y'all see Maria and Vinny right now.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

- I'm feeling these vibes that Vinny's giving Maria

and Maria's giving Vinny back.

I'm like, "I can certainly be that wingman."

If you wanna see Vinny make out with Maria,

make some noise right now. [crowd cheering]

Hey, hey, hey!

Wow, wow! Get it!

- Come on.

- [bleep] it, we gotta give the people what they want.

[chuckles]

- Oh, my God. - Wow!

- That's happening.

- We're about to have...

- Pauly, [bleep], like, what the [bleep]

is going on right now?

- They're doing it! - Aye!

- Maria trashed him on the internet,

she trashed him in the suite, she trashed him in real life.

But here they are in front of a sea of people,

making out.

I honestly saw this coming from miles away.

- [bleep] just got real.

- [screams]

- I think this is a buildup of us flirting with each other

for a long time, and now, the floodgates are open.

Like, this is gonna be fun. [chuckles]

- Vinny! - [screams]

- Oh, my God. What exactly just happened?

[Rihanna's "We Found Love" playing]

- ♪ Yellow diamonds in the light ♪

♪ And we're standing side by side ♪

♪ ♪

♪ It's the way I'm feeling ♪

♪ I just can't deny ♪

♪ ♪

♪ But I've gotta let it go ♪

- ♪ We found love in a hopeless place ♪

♪ We found love in a hopeless place ♪

- I feel like Pauly felt like whatever happened, happened,

and it was so bad that he could never feel this way

about me again, but I want to be his girlfriend.

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God. - They're making out.

- Whoa! Whoa.

- [giggles]

- ♪ Hopeless place ♪

- Here we go again.

- ♪ Hopeless place ♪

- What is going on?

I cannot believe this is happening right now.

I know in that moment, he's probably like, "I'm on stage.

"This girl's in front of me, she wants to kiss me.

Let's do it." But it's Nikki.

She's been waiting for this moment for months.

Nikki every night has gone to sleep

thinking about, "When will I ever reunite with Pauly?

When will I ever touch him again?"

And that moment to her is happening right now.

So like, where do they go from here?

I like being around Nikki right now, but

I don't wanna lead her on to anything more at this moment.

I just wanna see how it goes.

Little by little, I'm gonna take this slow.

I hope there's a way there's a middle ground here somewhere.

Can she be okay with that?

- Las Vegas, give it up

for DJ Pauly D!

[cheering]

- Sharing this moment with all my friends--

with Vinny, with Mike,

with my new friends, with my ex-girlfriends--

has been extra special.

Things are on the up with Nikki and I

and we're at a good place right now.

I love a good pool party this time of year!

I want the whole place fist pumping.

Who's tryna fist pump with DJ Pauly D?

Let's go!

- ♪ I was born with this ambition ♪

♪ The wings, I was born with this ♪

- Hey! - ♪ Envision the wings ♪

- That's gonna wrap it up for Pauly D today!

Make some noise if you had a good time,

[cheering]

- ♪ Envision the wings ♪

♪ ♪

- Come here. Let's go hang out.

- Whoa, Nicky!

These people are dropping like flies.

- We're gonna work out our problems.

- Yeah.

- Never seen anything like this.

- But I definitely see some vibes.

- ♪ Turn it up, yeah, we're gonna celebrate ♪

♪ The crowd is up, pump until ♪

- You killed it bro. For real.

- Lauren, this is my ex-girlfriend.

- I know. We had a talk.

- We broke up. - We had a good talk.

It didn't look like that down there.

- Lauren, shut up!

- Nikki took our talk to heart. She went for it.

- And after this one's motivational speech to Maria...

- We definitely got a situation out here.

- I absolutely had no idea

that I would get this close this fast with Vinny.

This was no my intentions at all,

but I go by what I'm feeling at the moment,

and what I'm feeling at the moment is a lot of confidence

and a lot of energy.

- How was it? - It was good.

- Should I do it again? - Yeah, you should do it again.

- Yeah, obviously. What the [bleep]?

- I love it, I love it, I love it!

- ♪ Back and I ain't done nothing ♪

What's wrong with me?

- Why?

- Oh, all right.

- [chuckles] Oh, God.

I'm very excited that Ricky is back in my life,

but I gotta be careful with what I say to him

because I don't wanna [bleep] this up.

- I definitely like him way more than any other guy

I've ever talked to, and I wanna see where this goes.

- Good things come to those who wait, right?

- That's right.

[ambient music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Find me in the club-y going super dummy ♪

♪ Borrowing your money ♪

- [screams] - Ew.

- Are you gonna let me swallow?

- Attending a Pauly D show does something to you.

The amount of sexual energy right now

is nothing short of amazing, and I'm thinking,

"If we don't leave right now, my roommates are

"all going to be having sex in public,

and I don't think anyone really wants to see that."

- Let's go back to the suite. - Let's go.

- Yo, we out. Don't fall, don't fall.

- What's up, guys?

- ♪ The way she want me to get up in her tummy ♪

♪ That's why they call me Gutsy, yeah ♪

- I don't know if the L and the V in Las Vegas

stands for "love."

Like, what is happening here? But everyone is hooking up.

I've never seen so many people, like,

just touching each other.

I'm like, "What is happening?"

Someone's gonna get pregnant today.

I'm not sure who, but someone is.

And it's not gonna be me.

- [bleep]! - Oh, Vinny and Maria!

- [screams]

- ♪ Read the signs of my body ♪

♪ Can't you feel me getting naughty ♪

- Cugine, come on. - My shoe.

- Save me, Jebus.

Everyone in the house was like, "We are friends.

Everything is platonic."

Next thing you know,

Pauly and Vinny went from 0 to 100 real quick.

Come here, come here. I love you, man.

- That was a good-ass show, bro.

- Yeah, it was. I mean, listen.

That's what you call life, man.

You don't know what you're gonna get into.

You just gotta get into it.

All right, see you guys later. - [bleep].

- Bye. [overlapping chatter]

- Maria and Vinny just need to [bleep] [bleep] already.

- [laughs]

- Suzi and Nick just need to [bleep] go get it on.

Where'd Brandon go?

Someone needs to be in my [bleep] V.

I should stop talking.

- Pauly, thank you for inviting me out here in Vegas,

but me and the missus got to get to the relations.

All right, so you're gonna have to leave for a second.

- Yeah, he's gotta get out of here.

That's creepy. I need a nap.

- All right, honey. I need my wife.

[both laugh]

- Oh, I'm kissing the side, not the middle.

I don't kiss the middle of my ex-girlfriends,

just the side.

- I would never kiss any of my ex-girlfriends.

- Ever. Ever. - Ever.

That's stupid. - Vinny.

Show her your suite, Vinny.

- We're gonna work out our problem.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Ooh, Vinny took Maria to the suite.

- Look, I know that this might not be the best thing to do

because I'm the one that always says,

"Don't hook up with your roommates,

don't hook up with your exes."

And, like, right now, I'm doing both.

- Oh, my God. - Pauly, are you coming?

[both laugh]

But honestly, with Maria, I'm not thinking about that.

This is, like, a long, built-up thing.

Like, me and Maria have business to handle.

- ♪ Come on, move my body, yeah ♪

[EDM music]

- You're gonna take off your chains?

- Come here. Let's go hang out.

- Whoa, Nicky!

Oh, damn, people are dropping like flies.

- Whoa, where are you two going?

- We're just living our best lives.

- I've never seen anything like this.

- Pauly. - Hi, Marissa.

- I wanna disappear into the [bleep] night.

- But I definitely see some vibes.

- All right, we have multiple snacks for you.

Who wants what?

- I want blue ones.

- I want the blue one. - What's happening?

- Uh-oh. It's about to go down.

- When it comes to Brandon,

it's definitely hard to resist him.

Like, even though he's an asshole...

How many fingers am I holding up?

- Shocker. - You're disgusting.

I have kind of a soft spot for him,

so I just wanna, like, attack him.

And like, everyone else is hooking up.

- Suzi's really horny, bro. - No, I'm not.

- Yeah, you are. - Okay, yeah.

[giggles] - Is my shirt over there?

- So here we go again.

- There's a lot of people in here.

- This is crazy. - I need a condom, for real.

I don't think I have any in here.

[lively music]

- [giggling]

- I don't know what the hell is going on right now.

Everyone's hooking up with somebody except me.

- I like it.

- I'm about to watch a live porno.

- [giggles]

- Come on. - What?

- This sucks. This is miserable.

I miss my girl so much. - Ah, my face!

But it's okay. Who needs sex?

I'm not gonna cheat.

Why cheat when you can have a treat?

[chuckles]

- I got them. Sick.

- No, but if we do this, like, what does it mean?

- I won't sweet bite you. - Nah, deadass though.

Are we cool, though, even if we do this?

Like if we don't end up, like, being boyfriend and girlfriend?

- Yeah, it's fine. - [bleep] yeah.

- Since day one, I've been saying

that I'm out here to have fun.

[laughing] Amazing.

And maybe that means that I have to make some choices

that I didn't think I was gonna make.

But it does not mean I'm gonna fall in love either.

- ♪ Yeah, I'm a little wild, but I won't apologize ♪

♪ 'Cause you want me like I'm wanting you ♪

♪ So here's the plan ♪

♪ You can have your way with me if it feels right ♪

♪ ♪

♪ So baby, make it feel right ♪

♪ ♪

- Who needs a TV when you can just watch this [bleep]?

- I feel like I've seen this show once before.

- I've seen this before. This is awfully familiar.

- I feel like I was on this show before.

- This is a repeat.

- I don't kiss my ex-girlfriends.

You know that, right? - No [bleep].

- Yeah, so stop it.

What the hell?

I'm over here hooking up with my ex-girlfriend.

I bet you didn't think that was gonna happen.

- All right, they're moving on to something amazing.

- I feel like you're judging me.

- Are we together?

- Did she say, "Are we together?"

- Do you think we should stop seeing other people again?

- Mm-mm. - [gasps]

- They're gonna be together for 48 hours.

- What do you mean no? - Mm-mm.

- Can we change the channel? This [bleep] they bump.

- Oh, my God. [clears throat]

I... - Anyways, so...

Wow, I can't believe it actually happened.

- When you are finished with sex,

and you don't know whether you just got closer to God

or you should ask God for forgiveness,

that's what after sex should feel like.

That's the type of sex that me and Maria had.

[both laugh] - What--stop this.

- Did you have a good time tonight?

- I did. I had a good time.

It was swell. It was a swell time.

- It was swell.

I hated this girl a few weeks ago,

and now Vinny [bleep] Maria.

Ow! - Stop, [bleep] bitch.

- Me and Maria just did Bible study for, like, an hour.

- I believe that.

- So we read Corinthians 2.7...

- Four. - Four.

- You're out of control, my G.

You guys look good together, though.

- I mean, yes.

[both laugh]

- I'm so happy for Maria and Vinny.

I feel like this needed to happen because

they need to explore whatever it is that they have going on.

I mean, let's be honest,

this has been brewing for a long time.

It's just like, "Finally."

- So what's going on here?

- We was just doing ex-girlfriend [bleep].

- Yeah.

Like that.

- We kind of told the guys not to hook up

with people in the house, but you know--

- We don't gotta take our own advice.

- Nah, hell no.

When have we ever done that? - I know.

- I would never talk to one of my exes.

- Wow, let alone kiss them.

- That's just a bad decision, you know what I mean?

- You know what's so funny? We're still broken up.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

- Do you remember when we broke up?

- Mm-hmm. It was April 2nd.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

- Wait, it's official? Like that--

- She has it tattooed to her [bleep] side.

Typical Nikki. Of course she knows that date.

I just hope that Pauly knows what he's getting into.

- No, you're gonna get makeup all over your shirt.

- I don't care. - [giggles]

What the heck? - I have to go pee.

- ♪ Do you love, do you love me ♪

- Pauly's arms feel like home.

That's, like, my comfort, his arms,

when it comes to him.

[chuckles]

- You're gonna make your fan club

when we get out of here.

I don't really know how this is gonna play out

at this point, and the last thing I wanna do in this world

is hurt anyone's feelings or hurt my own.

But Nikki and I, we're at a good place right now.

I'm feeling it, so maybe this time

we could see where it goes.

- ♪ Do you love, do you love me ♪

♪ ♪

- Who wants to go see some men ass?

- Give it up for The mother[bleep] Situation.

- Make some noise!

- You [bleep] somebody and she was uncool with it

'cause she didn't get it in with Pretty Ricky.

- Suzi doesn't know when to shut her big [bleep] mouth up.

- You're obsessed with a man

that doesn't even [bleep] with you!

- [bleep]. [exhales]