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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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- [RINGING CONTINUES]
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[MACHINE BEEPS]
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[HORST SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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[IN ENGLISH] You have reached the
award winning Eismann Gallery.
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We will be closed due to an
acute and unexpected infestation
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from the 13th of the month
until further notice.
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[COUGHING]
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[CONTINUES COUGHING]
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Thank you.
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[MACHINE BEEPS]
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[CLIFF SCREAMING]
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[GRUNTS IN PAIN]
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I'm going to kill that
motherfucker. [SIGHS]
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[RITA] My bees.
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My bees!
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[GIBBERING]
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[LAUGHING] My bees.
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My bees?
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Oh, Rita!
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Thank God, you're home.
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Mickey.
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You look a fright, what's the matter?
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The long and short of it is
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Isabel got run over
by a tractor trailer.
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- How awful...
- I was gonna cancel the show
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but then I'd have to eat the
deposit on the theater and...
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[CLICKS TONGUE] What do you say?
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Can you take over the
role of the Blob Lady?
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Mickey, a cast is a team.
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When one of our ranks
falls, it's up to the others
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- to carry...
- It's a yes or no question, doll.
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Yes! I'd be honored for
the good of the team.
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Thanks, kid.
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[WOMAN] You're welcome.
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[WHISPERS] Mother.
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What are you doing here?
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Saving your career.
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What else?
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[SCOFFS] I beg your pardon.
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[MIMICS RITA] I beg your pardon.
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Don't you dare
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put on those airs with me,
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Gertrude Cramp.
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I hope you know
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you weren't Mickey's first choice
to replace that little harpy.
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But I changed her mind.
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Changed her mind, how?
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I think we both know the answer to that.
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[GASPS]
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Bullshit!
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What's up?
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Nothing.
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Um...
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It's just...
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when you said you live with a mummy,
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I thought you were exaggerating.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, hell no.
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If anything, I downplayed most of
what I told you about this place.
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Come on.
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Yo, Larry!
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You okay?
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[SIGHS] Not since the early '60s, no.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Uh, this is Roni.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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We'll just...
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let you keep doing...
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whatever.
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We're looking for Niles,
you know where he is?
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[LARRY] Space.
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As in, outer?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Any idea when he'll be back?
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Come on.
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Bye.
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[SIGHS]
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[RITA] My bees.
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My bees!
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My bees.
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- My bees?
- Hey, Rita!
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You have got to try this frittata.
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They will change your life.
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[VIC] This is Roni, by the way.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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And which one are you?
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Oh, my God, you're Rita Farr.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm Miranda.
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- Hmm.
- Apparently she's an amazing cook.
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Where's Jane?
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She's taking some time for herself.
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Really?
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I just can't believe I'm actually
talking to you right now.
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I'm such a big fan.
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Oh, don't be nervous, dear.
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Celebrities are just
like regular people.
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Well, not really.
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What's with the get-up?
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I'm preparing for a role
in a local production.
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The Cloverton beekeeper
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has graciously agreed to
let me shadow her today.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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I also had to subscribe to
her Honey of the Month club.
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Are those pancakes I see?
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I made them special for Dorothy...
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as a peace offering.
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I want her to know that
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everyone in the Underground
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wants to find a way to work
through this, together.
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- What's the Underground?
- Oh, it's a place, uh...
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inside Jane's mind.
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Anyone know where Dorothy is?
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[LARRY] Yeah, space.
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- Chief's on it.
- Oh.
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I best be off.
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Okay. Um...
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Okay, I've seen a lot of shit.
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But this...
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y'all ain't right.
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I wish I could say you
get used to it, but...
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[LARRY] What is it?
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It's a crate, Larry.
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[SNIFFS]
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Did anyone else just feel something
weird go up their nose?
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Or is that some status
quo shit around here too?
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- I felt it.
- [LARRY] Yeah.
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Okay.
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- Let's open this bad boy up and see what's what.
- Wait.
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It says "do not open" on the front
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and on the side...
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and on the back.
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Maybe we should wait for Niles. Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm with Vic.
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I... I can't explain it but it...
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It feels like a really good idea
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to open that crate.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Well, let's get this party started.
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No, no, wait.
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[LARRY] Is that the
painting that ate Danny?
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[VIC] Hold on.
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Where's Mr. Nobody and the Beard Hunter?
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That's too bad.
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I was really looking forward
to catching up with those guys.
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[LARRY] Oh, yeah, that
would have been nice.
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[NILES] Slept all the way through
our landing, didn't you?
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Dream well, dear girl.
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I'll be back.
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[BEEPS]
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[WIND BLOWING]
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[CLIFF] Fine!
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I'll fucking walk.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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God damn, mother... Piece of shit.
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I'm going to kill him.
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I'm gonna kill him.
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I...
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am going...
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- to kill...
- [BIRD CAWING]
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What the fuck?
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Get back! Fuck!
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I'm going to kill him.
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I'm gonna kill that bird.
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Then I'm gonna fucking kill him.
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[RITA] Good morning.
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Morning.
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You must be the actress.
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Actress, storyteller,
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student of character,
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pleasure to meet you.
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Mmm.
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Are they gonna have real bees on stage?
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No, I don't think so.
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Don't need the outfit, then.
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A ballerina doesn't wear
a tutu to a bowling alley.
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Terrific point.
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What you writing?
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I like to take notes.
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Every bit helps me
prepare for my monolog.
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Monolog?
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The script you sent
me only had one line.
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"My bees".
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Why say it in one line,
when you can say it in seven.
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There is so much more
to your story, I know it.
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Not really.
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The only reason I'm in this...
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Rhiannon, where you think you're going?
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Don't forget that honey jar.
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Got to get Mr. Fusco
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something sweet so that you
don't flunk biology again!
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You really shouldn't do that.
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- Do what?
- That.
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The honey.
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Using bribery to open
doors for your daughter.
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[LAUGHS] Trust me, that
girl's as dumb as shit.
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Ain't no jar of honey
gonna get her into Yale.
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She's your daughter!
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How dare you say that about her?
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She's more than just a honey jar.
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She is a person...
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with hopes and dreams...
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and potential.
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Not bad, Ms. Monolog.
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That coffee tastes like piss.
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I'm gonna get a beer.
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You want a beer?
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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[SIGHS]
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Everything all right, Larry?
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Well, not really.
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Look, I... I don't like to burden
people with my problems.
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But you seem like someone
I can really open up to.
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You know?
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[SIGHS]
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My grandson is in the hospital
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and my family doesn't
want me to see him,
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mostly because I'm the
reason he's in the hospital.
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Hmm.
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Your family will understand...
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in time.
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You just have to give
them a little space.
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[SIGHS]
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Yup.
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I should go visit them.
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You could.
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But that would be the opposite
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of giving them space.
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Ah.
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Jane once told me
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never to ask her other
personas for favors...
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but you just seem so sweet
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and I really need to
talk to Flit, right now.
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Of course.
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[WHOOSHES]
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Hi, I'm here to visit Dex Trainor.
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Sorry.
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The family isn't taking
any visitors right now.
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No, it's okay.
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- I'm his grandfather...
- [OFFICER] Freeze!
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- [LARRY] Oh, shit.
- [OFFICER] Hands behind your heads!
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[GUNS COCKING]
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Get down on your knees!
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One sec, I got an idea.
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[WHOOSHING]
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[LARRY SIGHS] Maybe this was a mistake.
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Now my family hates me.
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The Bureau of Normalcy is hunting me.
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I could never just
walk in to a hospital.
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Unless...
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Hello,
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I'm Dr. Larry Trainor and I'm
here to check on my grand...
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Um...
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- I mean... patient.
- Patient.
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De...
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Dex Trainor.
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Um, could you remind me
where he's being treated?
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Um...
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Stat.
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[GIGGLES]
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[LARRY WHISPERS] Don't worry.
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They're never going to
see through our disguise.
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00:13:51,602 --> 00:13:53,551
[GUNS COCKING]
273
00:13:53,553 --> 00:13:55,163
Um...
274
00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:56,375
Flit?
275
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,658
- [AGENT 1] Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- [AGENT 2] Fuck.
276
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,387
Hold on, wait.
277
00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:08,371
We can't do this right now.
278
00:14:08,373 --> 00:14:10,368
- Why not?
- Because we came here to try and fix you.
279
00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:11,884
Well, yeah, but your...
280
00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,372
grandpa...
281
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,378
dad...
282
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,367
friend, he's not here.
283
00:14:16,369 --> 00:14:17,374
Remember?
284
00:14:17,376 --> 00:14:19,366
- He's in space.
- It doesn't matter, we don't need him.
285
00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:21,021
He's actually a pretty bad scientist.
286
00:14:21,023 --> 00:14:24,371
And I'm carrying around the most
advanced AI system on the planet.
287
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,540
I could fix you myself.
288
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,368
[MIRANDA] What's up?
289
00:14:30,618 --> 00:14:33,925
Well, Vic's just offered
to perform surgery on me.
290
00:14:35,603 --> 00:14:36,911
Like, himself?
291
00:14:38,265 --> 00:14:40,781
- Oh, anything we can do to help?
- [VIC] Hell, yeah.
292
00:14:40,783 --> 00:14:43,366
- You're already dressed like doctors.
- [GASPS]
293
00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:46,608
You ready?
294
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,485
Booyah.
295
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:49,969
Booyah.
296
00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:51,900
Should probably get you
something to bite down on first.
297
00:14:51,902 --> 00:14:53,735
- Good idea.
- [MIRANDA] Hey, again.
298
00:14:53,737 --> 00:14:56,376
Sorry, I know I'm new.
299
00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:59,374
But are you guys absolutely
sure this is a good idea?
300
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,381
Yes.
301
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,698
I've never been more certain
of anything in my whole life.
302
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,363
It just seems...
303
00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:07,887
that everyone, including Flit,
304
00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:10,878
has been acting strangely,
since this morning.
305
00:15:14,383 --> 00:15:16,368
You're right, Nicer-Jane.
306
00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:18,372
I have been acting strangely.
307
00:15:18,374 --> 00:15:19,478
But I think I know why.
308
00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:21,684
Roni,
309
00:15:21,686 --> 00:15:23,680
I know we haven't been dating very long,
310
00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:26,382
I mean, we only slept together
two and a half times...
311
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,370
but I just can't pretend anymore.
312
00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:30,722
I love you.
313
00:15:33,372 --> 00:15:34,374
[LARRY] Aw!
314
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,372
Cut me open, you big softy.
315
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,577
[KIPLING] Oh, you fucking twats.
316
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,377
You did it, didn't you?
317
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:45,882
You opened the box.
318
00:15:45,884 --> 00:15:48,732
The one that's marked "do not open"
319
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:49,780
on the front,
320
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,378
the back and the sides.
321
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,736
All caps.
322
00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:53,885
Underlined.
323
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,474
I thought it was more of a suggestion
324
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,718
as opposed to a hard rule.
325
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,818
Anyone else infected?
326
00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,726
Infected? With what?
327
00:15:59,728 --> 00:16:01,351
- The love bug.
- The love bug.
328
00:16:01,353 --> 00:16:03,056
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
329
00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:06,388
Scants.
330
00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:08,194
The painting was crawling with them
331
00:16:08,196 --> 00:16:09,853
when we traded it to Horst Eismann,
332
00:16:09,855 --> 00:16:11,059
although we didn't know it.
333
00:16:11,061 --> 00:16:13,572
Now, that old Swiss
bastard's entire collection
334
00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:15,110
is crawling with the buggers.
335
00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:16,476
Only way to clear 'em out
336
00:16:16,478 --> 00:16:17,690
is to kill the queen.
337
00:16:17,692 --> 00:16:18,773
If I don't,
338
00:16:18,775 --> 00:16:22,373
Eismann's gonna feed my
ass to a zombified alicorn.
339
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,174
- What?
- Uh, first of all...
340
00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:25,385
Nice butthole?
341
00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:26,861
Really makes your eyes pop.
342
00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:29,382
And second, what exactly are Scants?
343
00:16:29,384 --> 00:16:32,381
Niles has an old Templar
slideshow in his study.
344
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,584
It'll tell you everything
you need to know.
345
00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:39,374
Now, just sit tight
346
00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:41,380
and watch telly till Mommy gets back.
347
00:16:41,382 --> 00:16:42,385
All right, loves?
348
00:16:43,516 --> 00:16:45,515
God help you morons.
349
00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:48,620
[BEEPS]
350
00:16:48,622 --> 00:16:50,628
- [MAN ON TV] Scants and You.
- _
351
00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:54,210
Have you ever seen a Scant?
352
00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:55,377
Well, I have.
353
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:57,890
And I'd like to tell you all about them.
354
00:16:59,201 --> 00:17:01,900
Scants are pink humanoid pests.
355
00:17:01,902 --> 00:17:04,393
Odd-looking fellows, aren't they?
356
00:17:04,395 --> 00:17:07,547
Scants adhere to a social hierarchy
357
00:17:07,549 --> 00:17:08,908
similar to bees.
358
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:10,120
There's a queen
359
00:17:10,122 --> 00:17:12,385
and the faithful drones that serve her.
360
00:17:12,387 --> 00:17:14,381
Just how do they serve her?
361
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:16,387
I'm so glad you asked.
362
00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:19,374
Scants place bad ideas in your head.
363
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:23,375
When your brain accepts the
bad ideas as good ideas,
364
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,013
a pink viscous substance
365
00:17:25,015 --> 00:17:28,374
- called Idyat secretes from your ears.
- [LAUGHS]
366
00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:31,382
Idyat, however, is
only visible to Scants.
367
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,380
The Scants harvest the Idyat
368
00:17:33,382 --> 00:17:36,375
and refine it into its most potent form,
369
00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:38,388
known as Uma Jelly.
370
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,379
The queen then feeds upon the Uma Jelly,
371
00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:44,922
which gives her a variety
of extraordinary powers.
372
00:17:44,924 --> 00:17:48,145
The only way to clear
a Scant infestation
373
00:17:48,147 --> 00:17:49,593
is to kill the queen.
374
00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:52,506
If you discover a Scant infestation,
375
00:17:52,508 --> 00:17:54,122
under no circumstances
376
00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:56,170
should you approach it
377
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:58,391
unless you have the proper equipment.
378
00:17:58,393 --> 00:18:02,379
Becoming infected by Scants
is extremely dangerous,
379
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:06,376
as the bad ideas will
compound and lead to death...
380
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,388
dismemberment...
381
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,378
and more death.
382
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,173
Thank you for your kind attention.
383
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,584
We here at the Knights Templar
384
00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:15,507
hope you have a wonderful,
Scant-free day.
385
00:18:15,509 --> 00:18:17,502
[MIRANDA] This makes so much sense.
386
00:18:18,377 --> 00:18:20,375
You guys are infected.
387
00:18:20,377 --> 00:18:22,388
Mmm, I don't think so.
388
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:24,380
- What?
- [RONI CHUCKLES]
389
00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:27,384
You were about to operate on Roni.
390
00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:28,892
He had a lab coat on.
391
00:18:28,894 --> 00:18:30,375
[VIC] Good thing we did.
392
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,273
Now we can help Willoughby
kill the Scant queen.
393
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:35,382
- Yes! Great idea.
- Vic. Larry.
394
00:18:35,384 --> 00:18:38,596
I applaud your heroic spirit.
395
00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:42,985
But I think it's best
if we sit this one out.
396
00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:43,987
Miranda.
397
00:18:45,382 --> 00:18:46,382
You're great.
398
00:18:46,384 --> 00:18:49,373
Like, really, really great.
399
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:52,377
You are so great.
400
00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:55,375
But we're gonna need more of
a can-do attitude from you.
401
00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:02,384
Okay.
402
00:19:02,386 --> 00:19:03,883
- We'll do it.
- Yes!
403
00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:06,371
But, before we go into that painting,
404
00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:08,378
we should come up with a plan, first.
405
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,382
Yeah.
406
00:19:11,378 --> 00:19:12,385
[MIRANDA SIGHS] Okay.
407
00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:18,919
Guys?
408
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:24,383
[WIND BLOWING]
409
00:19:55,396 --> 00:19:58,382
[VOICES WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
410
00:20:00,386 --> 00:20:02,375
[BIRD CAWING]
411
00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:09,395
[VOICES WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
412
00:20:19,381 --> 00:20:21,380
[ANIMAL GROWLING]
413
00:20:24,386 --> 00:20:26,383
Fuck, fuck!
414
00:20:26,385 --> 00:20:29,071
Fucker ejects me into space?
415
00:20:29,073 --> 00:20:30,392
What kinda person does that?
416
00:20:30,394 --> 00:20:33,387
Asshole person, that's who!
417
00:20:33,389 --> 00:20:35,378
Has no business looking after a kid.
418
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,383
None!
419
00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:39,378
I ought to do Dorothy and
the entire planet a favor
420
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,390
by killing the shit out of him.
421
00:20:41,392 --> 00:20:44,626
Yeah, first I'll eject him into space,
422
00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:46,040
then I'll find his stupid body,
423
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,378
rip off his stupid head
424
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,095
and take a mother of all
craps down his neck-hole.
425
00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:53,378
Except I can't shit anymore.
426
00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:55,296
Shit! Okay. New plan!
427
00:20:55,298 --> 00:20:57,349
Eject him into space, find his body
428
00:20:57,351 --> 00:20:59,167
and a Great Dane with giardia,
429
00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:01,170
have it take a shit down his neck-hole!
430
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,235
Yes!
431
00:21:02,237 --> 00:21:03,751
Revenge by Marmaduke.
432
00:21:03,753 --> 00:21:04,821
It's happening!
433
00:21:04,823 --> 00:21:06,509
[POWERING DOWN]
434
00:21:06,511 --> 00:21:07,514
The fuck?
435
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,677
What the fucking fuck?
436
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,761
Okay, okay, it's stuck,
437
00:21:12,763 --> 00:21:14,557
first time something
like this has happened.
438
00:21:14,559 --> 00:21:17,555
[BABBLING]
439
00:21:20,565 --> 00:21:21,565
Okay.
440
00:21:22,385 --> 00:21:23,386
Here we go.
441
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,713
[GRUNTING] Come on.
442
00:21:26,563 --> 00:21:29,562
Move, you stupid asshole legs.
443
00:21:29,564 --> 00:21:32,555
Motherfucker!
444
00:21:37,561 --> 00:21:41,563
Seeing one's mother as a sexual
being is traumatic enough.
445
00:21:41,565 --> 00:21:44,560
Seeing her get rigorously
boffed by one's producer
446
00:21:44,562 --> 00:21:47,175
- is a whole other basket of cheese.
- I'll bet.
447
00:21:47,177 --> 00:21:49,465
Look, I'm no big city headshrinker.
448
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:50,869
But the way I see it,
449
00:21:50,871 --> 00:21:53,213
you're suffering from a whopping case
450
00:21:53,215 --> 00:21:54,511
of imposter syndrome.
451
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:57,307
Believe me, I'm aware.
452
00:21:57,309 --> 00:21:59,313
What I can't figure out is how to...
453
00:21:59,315 --> 00:22:00,571
just move past it.
454
00:22:00,573 --> 00:22:02,210
It might help if you saw things
455
00:22:02,212 --> 00:22:04,252
through your mom's eyes, for a minute.
456
00:22:04,254 --> 00:22:05,711
I highly doubt it.
457
00:22:05,713 --> 00:22:06,895
Humor me. See,
458
00:22:06,897 --> 00:22:08,179
what people don't realize
459
00:22:08,181 --> 00:22:09,332
is that their moms
460
00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:10,997
are just as stupid as they are.
461
00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:13,969
But because they squeeze the human
being through their pee-hole...
462
00:22:13,971 --> 00:22:16,567
they expect them to be super-human.
463
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,569
My, what a way with words you have.
464
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:22,556
A mom can love a kid
to the moon and back,
465
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,867
but it doesn't mean that
she knows how to express it
466
00:22:24,869 --> 00:22:27,255
in healthy and constructive ways.
467
00:22:27,257 --> 00:22:29,511
So, when your mom boffed...
468
00:22:29,513 --> 00:22:31,501
that producer...
469
00:22:31,503 --> 00:22:33,561
she didn't realize that
she was shackling you
470
00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:36,564
with chronic self-doubt.
471
00:22:36,566 --> 00:22:38,564
I believe she did it
because she loved you.
472
00:22:39,562 --> 00:22:40,872
Oh, so that's it?
473
00:22:40,874 --> 00:22:44,558
We're just supposed to endure the
toxic stupidity of our mothers?
474
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,291
Well, you could...
475
00:22:46,293 --> 00:22:48,296
give her a call and
tell her how you feel.
476
00:22:48,298 --> 00:22:50,555
Ugh, she's been dead for ages.
477
00:22:50,557 --> 00:22:52,980
- Oh.
- She went peacefully in her sleep.
478
00:22:52,982 --> 00:22:54,570
Unfortunately.
479
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:58,220
Well, in that case,
you need a surrogate.
480
00:22:58,222 --> 00:22:59,365
For what, precisely?
481
00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:00,567
To yell at, dummy.
482
00:23:00,569 --> 00:23:04,022
To say all the crap that you
want to dump on your mother.
483
00:23:04,024 --> 00:23:05,426
You want me to yell at you?
484
00:23:05,428 --> 00:23:06,570
No, not me.
485
00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:08,933
"My bees".
486
00:23:09,861 --> 00:23:12,262
You want me to scream at your bees?
487
00:23:12,264 --> 00:23:13,907
It ain't gonna hurt their feelings none.
488
00:23:13,909 --> 00:23:16,554
You can't believe how cathartic it is.
489
00:23:16,556 --> 00:23:18,659
Sometimes I think that's the
only thing that's keeping me
490
00:23:18,661 --> 00:23:20,663
from killing that
dumb-as-shit kid of mine.
491
00:23:33,574 --> 00:23:36,275
[MIRANDA] Hey!
492
00:23:36,277 --> 00:23:37,557
Hey.
493
00:23:37,559 --> 00:23:39,555
I know I'm new to the group...
494
00:23:39,557 --> 00:23:41,558
and I don't know how you handle...
495
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,562
things like this.
496
00:23:42,564 --> 00:23:44,351
[LARRY] Well, typically
we just kinda wing it
497
00:23:44,353 --> 00:23:45,564
and everything works out.
498
00:23:45,566 --> 00:23:48,897
And, uh, under typical circumstances
499
00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:50,567
I'm sure that's a fine way to go.
500
00:23:50,569 --> 00:23:53,557
And... [SIGHS] I'm sorry
to keep harping on this,
501
00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:56,323
but you guys are
infected with bad ideas.
502
00:23:56,325 --> 00:23:58,221
So, any strong urges
503
00:23:58,223 --> 00:23:59,559
you might be having
504
00:23:59,561 --> 00:24:01,559
- are probably not good.
- [MAN] Shh!
505
00:24:04,566 --> 00:24:05,567
Beard Hunter?
506
00:24:07,569 --> 00:24:08,569
Cyborg!
507
00:24:10,712 --> 00:24:13,222
- How the heck can you see me?
- Hey, wassup, man?
508
00:24:13,224 --> 00:24:14,636
- Oh.
- How you doing?
509
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,570
- How am I?
- Yeah.
510
00:24:16,572 --> 00:24:19,352
Uh, well, you know, I've been
stuck in this friggin' painting,
511
00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:21,563
being hunted by tiny pink eunuchs.
512
00:24:21,565 --> 00:24:23,298
So...
513
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,343
how are you?
514
00:24:24,345 --> 00:24:26,342
Amazing, I'm in love.
515
00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:27,836
- With her.
- Okay. Yeah.
516
00:24:27,838 --> 00:24:29,828
If we can just keep it
down, for cripes' sake,
517
00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:31,305
it's, uh, a little sketch in here.
518
00:24:31,307 --> 00:24:32,558
Hey, where's Mr. Nobody?
519
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,557
Oh, yeah, I would love to meet him.
520
00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:36,957
Yeah, well, you know, he got a gig
521
00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:38,954
on some animated bullcrap.
522
00:24:38,956 --> 00:24:41,569
So, haven't seen him since.
523
00:24:41,571 --> 00:24:43,560
Are you infected, too?
524
00:24:43,562 --> 00:24:45,566
[SCOFFS] With Scants?
525
00:24:49,901 --> 00:24:51,220
No way, Jose.
526
00:24:51,222 --> 00:24:53,090
So you thought it was a good idea
527
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,091
to just paint the front of your body?
528
00:24:56,558 --> 00:24:57,571
Pardon me, gentlemen.
529
00:24:57,573 --> 00:24:59,567
[CLEARS THROAT] Listen, little lady.
530
00:24:59,569 --> 00:25:02,711
I'm a self-trained shinobi warrior.
531
00:25:02,713 --> 00:25:06,019
And a semi semi-professional,
Fortnite streamer.
532
00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:07,024
Okay.
533
00:25:07,026 --> 00:25:09,022
So, if anyone knows
how to stay hidden...
534
00:25:10,491 --> 00:25:11,502
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
535
00:25:11,504 --> 00:25:12,562
Oh, shit.
536
00:25:12,564 --> 00:25:13,564
Scants.
537
00:25:13,566 --> 00:25:14,711
Get behind me, quickly.
538
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:15,745
Quickly, quickly.
539
00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:16,747
- Quicker than that.
- [SCANTS] Beep!
540
00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,409
- Help her, she's slow.
- [SCANTS] Beep!
541
00:25:18,411 --> 00:25:19,981
Don't move, if they
see us, we're all dead.
542
00:25:19,983 --> 00:25:21,964
- [INHALES SHARPLY]
- [SCANTS] Beep!
543
00:25:22,751 --> 00:25:24,728
Beep!
544
00:25:25,751 --> 00:25:27,729
Beep!
545
00:25:28,743 --> 00:25:29,749
Beep!
546
00:25:29,751 --> 00:25:31,330
Uh, excuse me.
547
00:25:31,332 --> 00:25:32,514
- [WHISPERS] What're you doing?
- [SCANTS] Beep!
548
00:25:32,516 --> 00:25:33,521
[LARRY] Excuse me.
549
00:25:33,523 --> 00:25:34,683
Hi.
550
00:25:34,685 --> 00:25:36,640
I'm Dr. Larry Trainor.
551
00:25:36,642 --> 00:25:37,738
No.
552
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:38,740
No, that's not right.
553
00:25:38,742 --> 00:25:41,297
Don't worry, guys, I got this.
554
00:25:41,299 --> 00:25:43,459
Name's Vic, aka Cyborg.
555
00:25:43,461 --> 00:25:45,461
We're a rag-tag group
of misfit superheroes
556
00:25:45,463 --> 00:25:47,467
hoping to kill your queen.
557
00:25:47,469 --> 00:25:48,909
Can we follow you to your hive?
558
00:25:51,399 --> 00:25:52,403
Guys?
559
00:25:52,405 --> 00:25:53,708
We should start running.
560
00:25:54,481 --> 00:25:55,513
- Beep!
- Beep!
561
00:25:55,515 --> 00:25:57,194
- Beep! Beep! Beep!
- [RONI] Nah, it's cool,
562
00:25:57,196 --> 00:25:58,736
they're totally gonna
let us follow them.
563
00:25:58,738 --> 00:26:00,432
Because they're taking us hostage.
564
00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,742
Come on, you guys.
565
00:26:01,744 --> 00:26:02,748
Keep up.
566
00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:05,747
- Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
- Okay.
567
00:26:12,294 --> 00:26:15,406
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
568
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:16,742
Can't fucking move!
569
00:26:16,744 --> 00:26:19,333
Can't fucking kill the Chief
if I can't fucking move.
570
00:26:19,335 --> 00:26:20,345
[CAR TIRES SCREECH]
571
00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:22,746
Can't get my fucking moving
fixed if I fucking kill the Chief.
572
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,746
- Fuck!
- [CAR DOOR OPENS]
573
00:26:24,748 --> 00:26:26,007
Whoa.
574
00:26:26,009 --> 00:26:27,210
No way.
575
00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:28,742
A talking statue?
576
00:26:28,744 --> 00:26:30,084
I'm not a fucking statue.
577
00:26:30,086 --> 00:26:31,232
I'm a fucking robot.
578
00:26:31,234 --> 00:26:33,156
Whoa, robot?
579
00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:34,162
Can you move?
580
00:26:34,164 --> 00:26:36,414
Not at the moment.
581
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:37,740
I don't know, dawg.
582
00:26:37,742 --> 00:26:39,733
Sounds like something
a statue would say.
583
00:26:39,735 --> 00:26:40,737
[CLIFF GROWLS]
584
00:26:40,739 --> 00:26:42,732
- What the...
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
585
00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:45,507
- [CHUCKLES] Lit.
- Hey, uh... my dude.
586
00:26:45,509 --> 00:26:46,742
Could I use your phone?
587
00:26:46,744 --> 00:26:48,229
Maybe so, my friend.
588
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,643
Yeah, maybe so.
589
00:26:49,645 --> 00:26:51,644
But first, could I get you
doing a quick shout-out
590
00:26:51,646 --> 00:26:52,743
to my boy Double Grapes?
591
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:53,791
He's gonna trip.
592
00:26:53,793 --> 00:26:54,814
What? No!
593
00:26:54,816 --> 00:26:56,813
Dude, just let me use
your fucking phone.
594
00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:57,815
Please?
595
00:26:59,419 --> 00:27:01,413
What up, Double Grapes?
596
00:27:01,415 --> 00:27:03,412
It's me, Robotman.
597
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:06,310
Congratulations on making bail again.
598
00:27:06,312 --> 00:27:07,735
One love.
599
00:27:07,737 --> 00:27:09,744
[PHONE LINE RINGING]
600
00:27:09,746 --> 00:27:12,742
Pick up, pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up, pick up.
601
00:27:12,744 --> 00:27:18,738
- [PHONE RINGING]
- [WOMAN MOANING IN DISTANCE]
602
00:27:25,482 --> 00:27:27,471
Shit, let's try another number.
603
00:27:27,473 --> 00:27:28,564
Whoa.
604
00:27:28,566 --> 00:27:29,876
One shout-out, one call.
605
00:27:30,641 --> 00:27:31,740
Are you fucking kid...
606
00:27:31,742 --> 00:27:33,148
What up, Thunder Nuts?
607
00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:36,367
Sorry to hear that your
stepmom is allergic to cats.
608
00:27:36,369 --> 00:27:39,437
Tell her Robotman said,
"Go fuck yourself!"
609
00:27:39,439 --> 00:27:40,482
One love.
610
00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:41,492
[PHONE LINE RINGING]
611
00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:45,736
Clara? Clara, don't hang up, it's...
612
00:27:45,738 --> 00:27:46,974
[BUMP] Hi, you've reached
613
00:27:46,976 --> 00:27:49,741
Salty Bump's Bar and
Restaurant and Taco Shop.
614
00:27:49,743 --> 00:27:51,530
- Bump?
- Our operating hours
615
00:27:51,532 --> 00:27:53,854
- are 8:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m.
- You gotta be kidding me.
616
00:27:53,856 --> 00:27:56,297
Closed on Sundays, for Jesus.
617
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:57,300
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
618
00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,120
Hey, Clara, it's Cliff.
619
00:27:59,122 --> 00:28:00,197
Your dad.
620
00:28:00,199 --> 00:28:01,203
Your real dad.
621
00:28:01,205 --> 00:28:03,434
Not that folksy asshole
on your answering machine.
622
00:28:04,739 --> 00:28:05,744
You know what?
623
00:28:05,746 --> 00:28:08,432
You had the chance to
have me in your life
624
00:28:08,434 --> 00:28:10,739
and you fucking threw it away.
625
00:28:10,741 --> 00:28:12,739
I'll probably die here
on the side of the road
626
00:28:12,741 --> 00:28:14,749
just like you wanted.
627
00:28:14,751 --> 00:28:16,117
Maybe you're right.
628
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,500
Maybe I'm not cut out to be a father.
629
00:28:18,502 --> 00:28:20,222
I'm just a robot.
630
00:28:20,224 --> 00:28:21,639
A statue,
631
00:28:21,641 --> 00:28:22,960
a piece of trash.
632
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:26,961
So don't bother throwing a
wake at your shitty bar for me.
633
00:28:28,739 --> 00:28:30,730
Oh, wait, that... That came out wrong.
634
00:28:30,732 --> 00:28:32,231
- [PHONE BEEPS]
- Oh!
635
00:28:32,233 --> 00:28:33,517
Oh, man.
636
00:28:33,519 --> 00:28:34,519
Bro.
637
00:28:35,362 --> 00:28:36,462
That's some rough shit.
638
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,081
Give the phone back! I need a do-over.
639
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,749
Look, man, sometimes you need
to know when to take the L.
640
00:28:40,751 --> 00:28:41,751
You know what I'm saying?
641
00:28:43,749 --> 00:28:45,746
One love.
642
00:28:45,748 --> 00:28:47,415
Hey, come back here!
643
00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:49,515
Give me that goddamn pho... [SCREAMS]
644
00:28:51,738 --> 00:28:53,187
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
645
00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:54,742
Holy shit.
646
00:28:54,744 --> 00:28:56,156
Holy shit!
647
00:28:56,158 --> 00:28:57,389
Whoo-hoo!
648
00:28:57,391 --> 00:28:58,394
One more chance.
649
00:28:58,396 --> 00:29:00,008
One more chance!
650
00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:01,746
One more chance!
651
00:29:01,748 --> 00:29:03,233
One more chance!
652
00:29:03,235 --> 00:29:04,741
One more chance!
653
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,951
One more chance!
654
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:07,739
One more chance!
655
00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:13,596
[RITA] Well, this is a bit
melodramatic even for me.
656
00:29:13,598 --> 00:29:15,508
- Oh, Mother.
- [BEES BUZZING]
657
00:29:15,510 --> 00:29:17,520
If you could see me now.
658
00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:20,508
How the mighty have fallen.
659
00:29:21,741 --> 00:29:23,745
Who was once on the cover of Vogue?
660
00:29:25,292 --> 00:29:27,297
Fine. Who was on the inside cover?
661
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,736
Inside back cover.
662
00:29:29,738 --> 00:29:30,741
And you know what?
663
00:29:30,743 --> 00:29:33,142
That should have been
good enough, shouldn't it?
664
00:29:33,144 --> 00:29:34,749
I did that.
665
00:29:34,751 --> 00:29:36,744
And I did so much more.
666
00:29:38,175 --> 00:29:39,176
[SIGHS]
667
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,996
Without any help from you.
668
00:29:40,998 --> 00:29:43,187
I'm sure you thought
you deserved credit.
669
00:29:43,189 --> 00:29:44,747
You don't!
670
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,748
I gave you enough.
671
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,743
I solved all of your problems.
672
00:29:49,745 --> 00:29:51,951
And who's going to solve mine?
673
00:29:52,745 --> 00:29:53,745
Me?
674
00:29:54,597 --> 00:29:55,675
[SIGHS]
675
00:29:55,677 --> 00:29:57,889
I wouldn't even know where to start.
676
00:30:02,262 --> 00:30:03,553
How am I supposed
677
00:30:03,555 --> 00:30:06,728
to fix something inside
of me that you broke?
678
00:30:06,730 --> 00:30:07,743
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
679
00:30:08,729 --> 00:30:09,750
[BEES BUZZING]
680
00:30:12,742 --> 00:30:15,612
This was supposed to be cathartic.
681
00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:16,616
[SCOFFS]
682
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:24,411
[NILES] What is this?
683
00:30:24,413 --> 00:30:25,725
You're here, aren't you?
684
00:30:29,749 --> 00:30:31,739
My love, you're here?
685
00:30:33,406 --> 00:30:34,919
I can sense you.
686
00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:39,430
I came all this way.
687
00:30:39,432 --> 00:30:41,542
I need to speak with
you about our daughter.
688
00:30:43,304 --> 00:30:45,313
Our daughter.
689
00:30:45,315 --> 00:30:46,322
She's...
690
00:30:47,198 --> 00:30:48,513
She's extraordinary.
691
00:30:49,743 --> 00:30:52,734
She's amazing every moment.
692
00:30:53,614 --> 00:30:54,822
Her kindness...
693
00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:58,735
her purity of spirit.
694
00:30:59,746 --> 00:31:02,746
I thought I needed to
protect her from the world.
695
00:31:04,376 --> 00:31:06,372
But now I fear I must protect
696
00:31:06,374 --> 00:31:07,746
the world from her.
697
00:31:08,747 --> 00:31:10,737
She is dangerous
698
00:31:10,739 --> 00:31:11,746
beyond measure.
699
00:31:13,487 --> 00:31:14,489
Please.
700
00:31:15,391 --> 00:31:16,598
I've tried everything.
701
00:31:17,741 --> 00:31:19,751
I need you to understand that.
702
00:31:23,738 --> 00:31:26,735
Now I fear I must do something awful.
703
00:31:30,287 --> 00:31:31,707
If you know
704
00:31:31,709 --> 00:31:33,713
of a better way, please tell me.
705
00:31:34,487 --> 00:31:35,489
Show me.
706
00:31:37,189 --> 00:31:38,703
She's your daughter, too.
707
00:31:40,736 --> 00:31:43,739
[CANDLEMAKER] The
mother cannot hear you.
708
00:31:46,744 --> 00:31:50,191
The child belongs with me.
709
00:31:50,193 --> 00:31:52,744
No, no, she does not!
710
00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:55,733
Not whilst my blood runs in her veins.
711
00:31:55,735 --> 00:31:57,131
Not whilst her mother's blood...
712
00:31:57,133 --> 00:31:59,735
The mother is gone.
713
00:31:59,737 --> 00:32:03,744
Soon the father will join her.
714
00:32:03,746 --> 00:32:07,085
I endure...
715
00:32:07,087 --> 00:32:08,091
You are just...
716
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,735
a passing nightmare to her!
717
00:32:10,737 --> 00:32:13,735
I was here before you, Father,
718
00:32:13,737 --> 00:32:17,744
and I will be here
long after you are gone.
719
00:32:17,746 --> 00:32:21,735
You speak of the mother
as if you know her.
720
00:32:21,737 --> 00:32:23,737
You are a fool.
721
00:32:23,739 --> 00:32:27,739
Just as the mother
gave birth to the child,
722
00:32:27,741 --> 00:32:31,731
the mother gave birth to me.
723
00:32:31,733 --> 00:32:35,736
You speak of her ancestors, Father.
724
00:32:35,738 --> 00:32:39,728
Who do you think created me?
725
00:32:40,747 --> 00:32:42,751
No! [ECHOING]
726
00:32:44,404 --> 00:32:46,410
It can't be, it's not possible.
727
00:32:49,502 --> 00:32:51,499
What did that monster mean when...
728
00:32:51,501 --> 00:32:53,714
he said your people created him?
729
00:32:55,093 --> 00:32:57,095
Why would they curse her like this?
730
00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:01,379
How could you do this?
731
00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:03,251
How could you do this
732
00:33:03,253 --> 00:33:05,866
to our little girl!
733
00:33:09,742 --> 00:33:12,742
[SCANTS BEEPING IN BACKGROUND]
734
00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:15,929
[KIPLING] Lovely tent, lads.
735
00:33:15,931 --> 00:33:17,414
Yo, Kipling,
736
00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:18,422
you made it.
737
00:33:20,414 --> 00:33:22,404
Hey, where's your butt mask?
738
00:33:22,406 --> 00:33:23,444
Don't need it.
739
00:33:23,446 --> 00:33:25,445
Got 'em exactly where I want them.
740
00:33:25,447 --> 00:33:28,153
Unless they kill me,
I'll initiate my plan.
741
00:33:28,155 --> 00:33:30,569
Damn! They'll never suspect that.
742
00:33:30,571 --> 00:33:33,566
[FANFARE PLAYING]
743
00:33:34,606 --> 00:33:36,597
Hmm.
744
00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:38,442
There you guys are.
745
00:33:38,444 --> 00:33:39,745
Welcome.
746
00:33:39,747 --> 00:33:42,269
Are you all settled in?
747
00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,373
All right.
748
00:33:44,443 --> 00:33:46,957
Let me explain what's about to happen.
749
00:33:47,743 --> 00:33:49,743
It's all very simple.
750
00:33:51,089 --> 00:33:52,738
As we speak,
751
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,146
the machine you're hooked up to
752
00:33:54,148 --> 00:33:56,534
is draining a substance called Idyat,
753
00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:58,868
from your quaint little brains
754
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,743
and converting it into
a resource that we call...
755
00:34:01,745 --> 00:34:02,745
Uma Jelly.
756
00:34:02,747 --> 00:34:04,539
[ALL IN UNISON] Uma Jelly.
757
00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:07,093
Uma Jelly is pure,
758
00:34:07,095 --> 00:34:09,287
uncut enlightenment.
759
00:34:09,289 --> 00:34:12,286
Bottled evolutionary potential, not...
760
00:34:12,288 --> 00:34:13,596
from concentrate.
761
00:34:14,731 --> 00:34:16,728
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
762
00:34:25,751 --> 00:34:27,738
[GULPS]
763
00:34:28,747 --> 00:34:29,748
Wow.
764
00:34:30,746 --> 00:34:32,320
[RONI] Oh, wow.
765
00:34:32,322 --> 00:34:33,323
[SCANT QUEEN] Mmm.
766
00:34:33,325 --> 00:34:35,326
Thank you, thank you.
767
00:34:35,328 --> 00:34:37,188
No, seriously, thank you.
768
00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:39,206
Once we drain all the
Idyat from your brains,
769
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:41,639
each of you will shit
your pants and die.
770
00:34:41,641 --> 00:34:42,646
So, thank you.
771
00:34:56,748 --> 00:34:58,980
[MAN 1] Hey, don't make
any sudden moves, man.
772
00:34:58,982 --> 00:35:00,667
- [MAN 2] Hey, hey, please...
- [MAN 1] Give me your backpack.
773
00:35:00,669 --> 00:35:01,739
Take it off right now, get it off...
774
00:35:01,741 --> 00:35:02,747
- I'm taking off the backpack!
- I will shoot you...
775
00:35:02,749 --> 00:35:04,740
- I will shoot you right now!
- Please, don't.
776
00:35:05,742 --> 00:35:07,746
[ARGUMENT CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
777
00:35:10,211 --> 00:35:11,228
[THUDDING]
778
00:35:12,283 --> 00:35:14,593
[RITA] I'm sorry, did that sting?
779
00:35:21,604 --> 00:35:23,605
Holy cow.
780
00:35:23,607 --> 00:35:25,747
I feel amazing.
781
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,958
Seriously, I've never had Uma Jelly
782
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,196
this potent before, I'm tingling.
783
00:35:30,198 --> 00:35:33,610
You chickadees must
have some truly, deeply,
784
00:35:33,612 --> 00:35:35,919
terrible ideas.
785
00:35:37,505 --> 00:35:38,743
However so tragic,
786
00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:41,744
you're each other's worst idea.
787
00:35:41,746 --> 00:35:42,767
Like...
788
00:35:42,769 --> 00:35:44,745
a duck being friends with a lobster.
789
00:35:44,747 --> 00:35:46,739
- Damn straight.
- [GUFFAWS]
790
00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:49,230
She was right,
791
00:35:49,232 --> 00:35:50,735
you don't belong here.
792
00:35:50,737 --> 00:35:54,320
Your biggest mistake is
thinking that you can stay.
793
00:35:54,322 --> 00:35:55,411
Wow.
794
00:35:55,413 --> 00:35:57,417
That's amazing, you nailed me.
795
00:35:57,419 --> 00:36:00,747
Oh, darling, I wasn't talking to you.
796
00:36:00,749 --> 00:36:03,399
I was talking to that poor little...
797
00:36:03,401 --> 00:36:04,740
stray
798
00:36:04,742 --> 00:36:06,741
living inside you.
799
00:36:08,528 --> 00:36:10,525
Doesn't matter how many times
800
00:36:10,527 --> 00:36:12,528
you summon her, Willoughby.
801
00:36:12,530 --> 00:36:14,204
She'll never love you.
802
00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:15,744
She's a talking horse
803
00:36:15,746 --> 00:36:17,741
and she has no torso.
804
00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:18,947
You don't know that.
805
00:36:20,608 --> 00:36:23,601
You don't need a torso to have a heart.
806
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:26,312
[SCANT QUEEN SCOFFS]
807
00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:27,628
Interesting.
808
00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:30,617
I've never met someone...
809
00:36:30,619 --> 00:36:33,242
who displayed an immunity
to our Scantification.
810
00:36:33,244 --> 00:36:35,230
- What's your name?
- Miranda.
811
00:36:35,232 --> 00:36:36,747
Miranda.
812
00:36:36,749 --> 00:36:38,733
What's your secret?
813
00:36:38,735 --> 00:36:42,745
I mean, I know there's a bad
idea in there, I can smell it.
814
00:36:42,747 --> 00:36:44,737
Perhaps one of the worst
815
00:36:44,739 --> 00:36:46,430
ideas of all time.
816
00:36:46,432 --> 00:36:48,742
But somehow, you're keeping it from me.
817
00:36:49,746 --> 00:36:53,732
We just need to squeeze it out.
818
00:36:53,734 --> 00:36:54,747
[WHOOSHING]
819
00:36:54,749 --> 00:36:56,728
[SCANT QUEEN GASPS]
820
00:36:56,730 --> 00:36:57,747
[HISSING] Eat...
821
00:36:57,749 --> 00:37:00,730
shit.
822
00:37:02,738 --> 00:37:05,740
- My water bed broke!
- Beep, beep, beep.
823
00:37:05,742 --> 00:37:07,746
No!
824
00:37:07,748 --> 00:37:10,730
Somebody, get the patch kit!
825
00:37:10,732 --> 00:37:11,743
[SCANT QUEEN SCREAMS]
826
00:37:18,744 --> 00:37:20,734
[SCANTS SCREAMING]
827
00:37:39,512 --> 00:37:40,818
Shall we go home now?
828
00:37:56,111 --> 00:37:57,231
- You know what?
- I think...
829
00:38:01,716 --> 00:38:02,747
I should...
830
00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:05,740
- probably just...
- No, screw that nasty ass...
831
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,742
earwax-eating freak.
832
00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:11,453
Like, who is she to say it's a
bad idea for us to be together?
833
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:12,499
[SCOFFS]
834
00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:14,637
Well, she's the queen of bad ideas.
835
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:17,068
So, I'm guessing she kinda
has an authority on that subject.
836
00:38:17,070 --> 00:38:19,735
Look, if we want to do this,
then we should just do it.
837
00:38:24,747 --> 00:38:25,747
I like you.
838
00:38:27,749 --> 00:38:28,749
A lot.
839
00:38:29,746 --> 00:38:30,749
So, what do you say?
840
00:38:33,421 --> 00:38:35,417
I thought you said you loved me?
841
00:38:39,747 --> 00:38:42,107
- But that was when I was...
- So you didn't really mean it?
842
00:38:47,406 --> 00:38:50,617
[LAUGHS] I'm just
fucking with you, dude.
843
00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:55,487
Aw, thank you for trying
to let me down gently.
844
00:38:55,489 --> 00:38:56,519
Okay.
845
00:38:56,521 --> 00:38:58,749
Oh, that was, uh,
before when I, uh, uh...
846
00:38:58,751 --> 00:39:01,084
Well, yeah, so you think
you're a comedian now, huh?
847
00:39:01,086 --> 00:39:02,494
- Oh, I bet I can be one.
- Is that right?
848
00:39:02,496 --> 00:39:03,782
Give me something to laugh at.
849
00:39:10,984 --> 00:39:11,984
I gotta go.
850
00:39:12,748 --> 00:39:13,748
You coming?
851
00:39:14,746 --> 00:39:15,866
I'm going to wait for Niles.
852
00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:18,750
Call me later?
853
00:39:26,487 --> 00:39:27,490
We'll see.
854
00:40:31,276 --> 00:40:32,483
Can I help you, sir?
855
00:40:35,439 --> 00:40:36,743
Um...
856
00:40:36,745 --> 00:40:39,990
Uh, yeah, the patient who was
in this room, Dex Trainor...
857
00:40:39,992 --> 00:40:41,978
Checked out this afternoon.
858
00:40:43,831 --> 00:40:44,836
Was he, uh...
859
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,320
How was he?
860
00:40:50,456 --> 00:40:53,442
I can't tell you anything specific...
861
00:40:53,444 --> 00:40:55,604
but we don't tend to release
people who are still sick.
862
00:40:56,749 --> 00:40:57,750
Thanks.
863
00:41:20,747 --> 00:41:21,749
Cliff?
864
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,274
Clara?
865
00:41:27,741 --> 00:41:29,739
Your friend Vic let me in.
866
00:41:29,741 --> 00:41:31,740
Wh... What are you doing here?
867
00:41:31,742 --> 00:41:33,728
I got this in the mail.
868
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,299
The man...
869
00:41:40,301 --> 00:41:41,308
Niles Caulder...
870
00:41:42,609 --> 00:41:44,610
he really do all those things to you?
871
00:41:48,741 --> 00:41:50,747
[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
872
00:42:01,744 --> 00:42:03,743
I don't see what the big deal is.
873
00:42:03,745 --> 00:42:05,937
I saved our asses a
hundred times before.
874
00:42:05,939 --> 00:42:07,318
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
875
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,741
You know what Miranda doesn't do?
876
00:42:09,743 --> 00:42:11,750
Pout, like a little bitch.
877
00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:23,670
Holly.
878
00:42:24,512 --> 00:42:25,512
What's wrong?
879
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,746
Have you seen...
880
00:42:27,748 --> 00:42:28,859
Scarlet Harlot?
881
00:42:28,861 --> 00:42:29,882
Not lately...
882
00:42:29,884 --> 00:42:31,877
but she's a bit of a night owl.
883
00:42:33,274 --> 00:42:34,295
Why?
884
00:42:34,297 --> 00:42:36,745
She didn't show up for book club...
885
00:42:36,747 --> 00:42:38,737
and we read that new dinosaur memoir
886
00:42:38,739 --> 00:42:40,946
and she was ever so keen to discuss it.
887
00:42:42,441 --> 00:42:43,761
I'm starting to get worried.
888
00:42:57,115 --> 00:42:58,397
[JANE] Scarlet?
889
00:42:58,399 --> 00:42:59,748
Are you here?
890
00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:02,729
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
891
00:43:06,265 --> 00:43:09,575
_
892
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:16,731
The fuck?
893
00:43:18,749 --> 00:43:20,746
Why is your station closed?
894
00:43:30,428 --> 00:43:31,431
[SIGHS]
895
00:43:41,235 --> 00:43:44,736
_
896
00:43:44,738 --> 00:43:46,748
Talk soon, my love. [KISSES]
897
00:43:49,492 --> 00:43:54,488
[NILES] ♪ Mrs. Brown,
you've got a lovely daughter ♪
898
00:43:55,737 --> 00:44:01,093
♪ Girls as sharp as her
are somethin' rare ♪
899
00:44:01,095 --> 00:44:02,603
Oh, fuck me.
900
00:44:14,742 --> 00:44:16,744
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
901
00:44:27,390 --> 00:44:28,393
Hello, Kipling.
902
00:44:32,489 --> 00:44:33,491
I...
903
00:44:35,747 --> 00:44:36,750
I, um...
904
00:44:40,352 --> 00:44:42,334
So this is...
905
00:44:42,336 --> 00:44:44,335
that call, then.
906
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,502
[NILES] It is.
907
00:44:51,505 --> 00:44:52,506
[KIPLING] When?
908
00:44:53,749 --> 00:44:55,734
[NILES] I need one more day.
909
00:44:57,747 --> 00:44:58,750
Then...
910
00:45:02,413 --> 00:45:03,753
What will you do with her?
911
00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,740
You don't have to worry about that.
912
00:45:07,537 --> 00:45:08,749
I just need to know...
913
00:45:08,751 --> 00:45:10,742
where and when.
914
00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:13,751
I'll make sure it's done.
915
00:46:26,113 --> 00:46:27,615
[MAN] Greg, move your head!
916
00:46:27,617 --> 00:46:33,117
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