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EMMA: LATER, SKATER.

MANNY:THANKS, SPIN.

HEY, THERE'S DARCY.

HEY, YOU SHOULD'VECOME IN FOR COFFEE.

WHAT'S UP?

HEY.

COME ON, I THOUGHT YOU GUYSWOULD NEVER LEAVE.

GO, GO, GO!

WORK. EXAMS.WORK. EXAMS.

I NEEDS MESOME DARCY.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

I HAVE SOMETHINGTO SHOW YOU.

KIM GOT ME A JOBAS A COUNSELOR.

DARCY DOESSUMMER CAMP.

SOUNDS LIKEMY KIND OF MOVIE.

SUCKS I'M GONNA HAVE TOSTAY HERE IN TORONTO

AND MISS IT.

WITH LOTS...

AND LOTS OF OTHER GIRLSAROUND.

DARCY, I DON'T WANT TO BEWITH ANYONE ELSE.

YOU'RE EVERYTHING TO ME.

[LAUGHS]

SORRY, SPIN.

WE CAN'T.

WE TOOK A VOW.

TO REMAIN VIRGINSTILL MARRIAGE.

[SIGHS]

VIRGINS, YEAH.

TOTALLY.

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it through

? If I hold out

? I know I can make it through

? Be the best

? Be the best I can

? And I say to you

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it through

YOU'RE CHIPPERFOR SOMEONE

WHO WAS ON THE PHONEWITH CRAIG UNTIL 3 A.M.

IT'S YOUIN THE FOOD LINE.

BEATS THE HOSPITAL.YAY, THERAPY!

ALTHOUGH,COMPARED TO THE CAF?

HOSPITAL FOODGETS A BAD RAP.

OH NO.FOOD AND DRINKS.

WE NEED REFRESHMENTSFOR THE VARIETY SHOW,

AND I STILL DON'THAVE A TECH CREW.

MANNY,YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR

AND THE LEAD ACTOR.

THIS IS YOUR SHOW,TAKE CHARGE.

SPINNER: I'VE BEEN READING BLOGS BY CHRISTIAN TEENS,

ON ABSTINENCE.

IT'S ALL ABOUT PREVENTION.

SO, WE HAVE TO FIND WAYSTO STAY BUSY.

MANNY: OKAY, ALL YOU DEGRASSI-ITES!

THE VARIETY SHOWNEEDS VOLUNTEERS.

SO, C'MON EVERYONE! SHOW SOME SUPPORT!

DANNY:TAKE IT OFF!

OOH! OOH! OOH!

HOW PERFECTIS THIS?

MAN, WHEN GODANSWERS PRAYERS,

HE'S QUICK.

SIGN US UP, MANNY!

MANNY:OMIGOSH, SPINNER,YOU ARE MY HERO.

[CLEARS THROAT]

AND YOU TOO, DARCY.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

MS. HATZILAKOS:SO, GRAD WEEKENDIS ALMOST HERE,

AND OUR 50TH ANNIVERSARYVARIETY SHOW

IS COMING TOGETHERVERY NICELY.

AND ATTENTION SPANSARE ZERO,

SO IT MUST MEANTHAT IT'S TIME

FOR MY POST-SECONDARYPREPAREDNESS CLASS.

FIRST UP... FINANCES.

UM, MY HOPED FOR UNIVERSITY,BANTING,

PLETHORA OF SCHOLARSHIPS,

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO ME

THEY HAVEN'T BEENSO ACCEPT-Y, YET.

WELL, ACCEPTANCESARE JUST TRICKLING IN.

AND I'M SURE WHENYOURS COMES IN PAIGE,

YOU'LL BE PREPARED.

I'M PREPAREDFOR A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

IF IT DOESN'T.

MAYBE I'LL GETA TATTOO.

HELLO?

DISCUSSINGTHE FUTURE HERE -

MY FUTURE.

AS IN THINGS THAT COULD AFFECTTHE REST OF MY LIFE.

OR I COULD LEARNHOW TO PLAY THE BASS.

THESE ARE YOURFUTURE PLANS?

THINGS THAT COULDHAPPEN NEXT WEEK?

ALEX: IT'S CALLED "LIVING IN THE NOW".

AND WE BOTH KNOW

THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGABOUT THE NOW IS ME.

LOOK! THE BIG ENVELOPEFROM BANTING.

AND EVERYONE KNOWSTHE BIG ENVELOPE

MEANS YOU GET IN.AND I DID! I GOT IN.

WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE!

YOU'RE LATE,

AND OUR BOSS HAS BEENBREATHING DOWN MY NECK.

UM, WHAT PART OF,"WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE"

DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

WE? I DIDN'TGET INTO BANTING.

MALE CUSTOMER: AND DON'T FORGET, TOPPING HALFWAY,

AND THEN AGAIN ON TOP.THANKS.

WELL, MAYBEYOU COULD COME WITH?

WE COULD GET OUR OWNCOZY LITTLE PLACE?

ALEX:SOUNDS COZY.

BUT WHAT WOULD IACTUALLY DO...

IN KINGSTON?

YOU COULD WORK.

GET A TRANSFERFROM THE MOVIE THEATRE.

YOU CAN KEEP THAT TOPPINGCOMING, MISS.

YOU'LL BE STUDYING YOUR BUTT OFFAND MAKING NEW FRIENDS.

AND I'LL STILL BEDISHING OUT POPCORN?

MALE CUSTOMER: MISS, DO I NEED TO SHOW YOU

WHAT I MEAN BY MORE TOPPING MYSELF?

[BUTTER SLOSHES]

CAN'T WAITFOR YOUR HEART ATTACK.

NEXT TIME YOU INSULTA CUSTOMER,

MAYBE NOT IN FRONTOF YOUR MANAGER.

ALEX, CAN I SEE YOUIN MY OFFICE?

[SIGHS]

STOP. STOP.

DO I HAVE COOTIESALL OF A SUDDEN?

NO, I JUST...

I DON'T WANT ITTO GO TOO FAR, OKAY?

[IRRITATED EXHALE]I BET IF MANNY WERE HERE,

SHE'D BE ALL OVER YOU.JUST LIKE IN THE CAF.

AW, THAT WAS NOTHING.

THAT'S JUST MANNY'S WAY.

SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINEWHAT SHE WAS LIKE

WHEN YOU TWOWERE GOING OUT.

YOU WANTA PLAY-BY-PLAY?

SPARE ME.

I CAN BARELY STANDTHE IDEA

OF YOU BEING WITH HERAT ALL.

TRUTH IS,WHEN I WAS WITH MANNY,

WE DID NOTHING TOGETHER.

ZIP.

YOU'RE SERIOUS?

YEAH, I WASN'T EVENINTO HER THAT WAY.

HER WHOLE SEXUAL PAST...

AW, IT JUSTTURNED ME OFF.

SO YOU'RE REALLYA VIRGIN?

SPINNER:I'M SO VIRGINAL...

MARY'S JEALOUS.

[LAUGHING]

I FEEL SO BAD NOW,ABOUT MANNY.

YOU KNOW, IF SHE JUST REPENTEDAND PURIFIED HERSELF,

HER PAST COULD TOTALLYGO AWAY.

YOU CAN DO THAT?

YEAH,IT'S A CEREMONIAL THING.

I THINK IT COULDREALLY HELP HER.

HEY!

CANDY AND A CHICK FLICK?

SOMEONE'S GOT IT BAD.

YEAH WELL,IT'S NO "CLOWN ACADEMY II".

BUT IF DARCY'S HAPPY,I'M HAPPY.

BUT YOU'RE NOT.

MM, I'M GREAT.EVERYTHING'S PEACHY.

BANTING?

YOU'RE LOOKING ATTHEIR NEWEST ACCEPTEE.

PAIGE,THAT'S AWESOME!

GET OVER HERE!

WHOA! BANTING IS LIKETHE HARVARD OF THE NORTH.

I AM LIKE,SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

THIS IS SO COOL.

OH, CANDY'S ON ME.

IT'S MY TREAT.

THE EVIL ONE MADE MECLEAN THE BATHROOMS.

THEN SHE FIRED ME.

FOR THE TOPPINGINCIDENT?

STRIKE THREE:GOODBYE POLYESTER;

HELLO UNEMPLOYMENT.

I DON'T WANTTHIS STUPID JOB.

IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON,DO SOMETHING ELSE.

ANYTHING IN MIND?

RIGHT NOW?NO.

I JUST GOT FIRED.

CAN WE LAY OFFTHE CAREER PLANNING,

JUST FOR TONIGHT?

I HAVE TO GO.

SEE YOU TOMORROW?

SPINNER: I SAW THESE LAST NIGHT.

THEY'RE CLADDAGH RINGS.

SEE...

WHEN THE HEART FACES THE BODY,

IT MEANS COMMITMENT.

BEING HONEST AND TRUETO EACH OTHER.

SPINNER,THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

TO OUR FUTURE TOGETHER.

I LOVE IT.

[BIKE BELL RINGS]

MANNY: AND ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR...

CUT IT.

THERE'S MY FAVOURITETECHIE!

THE LIGHTING BOARDNEEDS A FRIEND.

GET ACQUAINTED.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

HE SO HAS A THINGFOR CHEERLEADERS.

YOU'RE NUMBER THREE.

AND A LOCK TO LEADTHE SQUAD NEXT YEAR.

YOU THINK SO?

MANNY: YEAH, YOU'RE PRETTY, YOU'RE GRACEFUL,

A NATURAL DANCER.

PLUS, YOU DIDN'TGET KICKED OFF

'CAUSE EVERYONE SAWYOUR BOOBS.

SO THAT'S A BONUS.

MANNY?I'VE BEEN THINKING.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTA FRESH START?

THE DOOR'S ALWAYS OPENAT FRIENDSHIP CLUB.

[CHUCKLES]UM, SWEETIE,

THE NUN-LIFESTYLE RULES

AREN'T EXACTLY MY SCENE.

TRUST ME,ANYONE CAN CHANGE.

I MEAN, LOOK AT SPIN.

PRAYER, ABSTINENCE... HE'S A BELIEVER.

AS IN ABSTI-NO-SEX?

KUDOS TO YOU FOR MAKINGTHAT HAPPEN WITH SPIN.

YOU MUST BEA MIRACLE WORKER.

WAIT. UM,ARE YOU SAYING THAT

YOU AND SPINNERHAVE HAD SEX?

DARCY,ARE YOU SERIOUS?

WHAT HAS HE BEEN TELLING YOU?

MS. KWAN:CONGRATULATIONSON ALL YOUR HARD WORK.

BELIEVE ME,NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO,

YOU'LL THANK ME

FOR YOUR EXCELLENTCOMMUNICATION SKILLS.

ALEX.

THANKS FOR NOTHING.

OH, "A MINUS".I AM ON FIRE.

THAT'LL IMPRESS THE PANTS OFFANY ADMISSIONS OFFICE.

JIMMY: I HOPE SO.

BECAUSE I'M A COUPLECREDITS SHORT,

AND UH...

IT'S STILL ALLUP IN THE AIR.

YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLYWHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN,

AND THE SKY ISN'T FALLING?

AMAZING.

MM. SHE'S HIGHON CARPE DIEM.

SIDE EFFECTOF BEING FIRED.

I'LL GET ANOTHER JOB.

OR THERE'S ALWAYS WELFARE.

GREAT PLAN, ALEX.THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

FUN.

DO YOU EVEN KNOWWHAT THAT IS?

THIS, THIS IS FUN.

DO YOU REALIZEHOW CLOSE I AM

TO THAT SCHOLARSHIP?

YOU WANT FUN?

LET'S CUT CLASS TOMORROW.

DO SOMETHINGWE'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE;

SOMETHING WILDAND CRAZY

AND TOTALLY NUTS.

OR THERE'S A SALE ONAT THE MALL.

YOU'RE STARTINGWITH THE 60S,

THEN MOVING ONTO THE 1800'S?

THIS IS A MESS!

OKAY, IT'S CALLEDCREATIVE LIBERTY, LIBERTY.

AND I AM AN ACTOR,NOT A HISTORIAN.

FINE. BUT I DON'T THINKCHARLOTTE DEGRASSI

HAD AN MP3 PLAYER.

I NEED TO STEALYOUR BOYFRIEND, DARCY.

LIBERTY: NATE HAS MONO. SPINNER, YOU ARE VICTOR.

MANNY - CHARLOTTE.

W-W-WAI-WAIT.I'M ON LIGHTING.

I'M MORE OFA BEHIND-THE-SCENES

KIND OF GUY.

YEAH,THE SHOW'S IN TWO DAYS.

WE DON'T HAVE TIMETO DISCUSS THIS.

READ, NOW.

UM... CHARLOTTE,

PROMISE MEYOU'LL BE MINE FOREVER.

OF COURSE, VICTOR.

OUR LOVE SHALL LASTA LIFETIME.

MARRY ME,CHARLOTTE.

I WILL, VICTOR!I WILL!

[QUICK KISSING SOUNDS]

SPINNER AND MANNY: [LAUGHING]

WHAT WAS THAT?

UM, IT'S JUST PARTOF THE SKETCH, SWEETIE.

IT'S IN THE SCRIPT.

MANNY,I'M NOT STUPID.

YOU'RE CONSTANTLYFLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

YOU STILL LIKE HIM.

OKAY,I'M BACK ON LIGHTING.

UM, WHO WANTS TO BEMANNY'S ACTING PARTNER?

ANYBODY?

YEAH, NOT SURPRISING.

WHAT IS THATSUPPOSED TO MEAN?

MANNY, EVEN YOU CANBECOME PURE AGAIN.

ALL IT TAKESIS REPENTANCE.

YEAH,I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.

WELL, YOU SHOULD,

CONSIDERING YOU ARETHE SCHOOL'S BIGGEST SLUT.

YOU ARE THE LAST PERSONTO EVER CALL ME THAT.

MALE STUDENT: OH! OH!

OHHH!

MANNY AND DARCY:[SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE]

SPINNER:GIRLS! MANNY!

MANNY!

GET UP!

HAVE YOU TWO GONECOMPLETELY PSYCHO?

YOU LIED ABOUT BEINGA VIRGIN, SPINNER.

SHE TOLD ME.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

GET- GET BACK TO WORKPLEASE!

GET GOING!

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS STARING AT?

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

OKAY. HOW'S THIS?

GOOD MORNING,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

FRIENDS AND FAMILY,

TEACHERSAND ADMINISTRATORS-

OH, I THINK YOU LEFT OUTTHE JANITOR?

PAIGE, IT'S A VALEDICTORIANSPEECH.

I WANT TO BE INCLUSIVE.

REFILLS?

WHOA!

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST LIVEDTHROUGH A COUNTRY SONG.

MY DOG IS FINE.MY TRUCK RUNS TOO.

MUST BE GIRL TROUBLE.

MARCO: HA, NO KIDDING.

YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUTTHE DARCY/MANNY CAGE MATCH?

SPINNER: DUDE, DON'T REMIND ME.

DARCY'S COMPLETELY CONVINCED

THAT THERE'S SOMETHINGGOING ON WITH ME AND MANNY.

[SCOFFS]JEALOUSY IS A NASTY THING.

'KAY, BUT THERE'S NOTHINGTO BE JEALOUS OF

'CAUSE I'M NOT CHEATINGWITH MANNY.

THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT, HON.

DARCY IS JEALOUSOF YOUR PAST,

NOT YOUR PRESENT.

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

UNLESS YOU CAN -

I DON'T KNOW -SOMEHOW CREATE A TIME MACHINE

AND ERASE THAT PAST.

ALEX: YOU SHOULD ADD THIS TO YOUR LIST.

I THINK YOU MIGHT REALLY LIKE HER.

THANKS, HON.

UM, SO...

HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT TO,YOU KNOW, BANTING?

THE FUTURE?

NOPE.

IT'S MONTHS AWAY.

WHY WOULD IT EVEN BECROSSING MY MIND?

BECAUSE...

IT'S IMPORTANTTO HAVE A PLAN;

TO KNOW WHAT'SGOING ON;

TO HAVE SOMESORT OF DIRECTION.

IT'S ALSO IMPORTANTTO HAVE FUN.

WHICH, BY THE WAY,TODAY HAS BEEN COMPLETELY

AND UTTERLY LACKING.

FINE. WHAT'S FUN?SHOW ME.

I DON'T KNOW.

TAKE THAT CD.

EXCUSE ME?

YOU'VE NEVER STOLEN ANYTHINGIN YOUR LIFE BEFORE,

HAVE YOU?

AND I'M NOT ABOUTTO START.

IT'S A RUSH.JUST TRY IT.

NO THANK YOU,REALLY.

[ALARM BEEPS]

[ANGRY SIGH]

PAIGE:HI, I'M SORRY.THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

MARCO: SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

SPINNER: DUDE, I'M SURE, OKAY?

THE QUESTION IS, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I MEAN,YOU AND FRIENDSHIP CLUB

DIDN'T EXACTLYHIT IT OFF.

AH, OLD NEWS, BUD.

I'M JUST, I'M HAPPY YOUEVEN ASKED ME TO HELP.

HEY GUYS.WHAT'S GOING ON?

SPINNER:YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING.

AND RIGHT NOW,IN FRONT OF ALL OUR FRIENDS,

I WANT TO START OVER.

WITH A CLEAN SLATE.I WANT TO PURIFY MYSELF

AND BECOME A VIRGIN...AGAIN.

IT'S NOT JUST A MATTEROF SAYING IT.

DARCY, I WAS UP ALL NIGHTMEMORIZING SCRIPTURE.

I WANT TO DO THIS.

I, GAVIN MASON,

PROMISE TO HONOUR GODWITH MY BODY.

I WILL RESIST TEMPTATION

AND TO SAVE MYSELFFOR MARRIAGE.

"COME NOW,LET US REASON TOGETHER,"

SAYS THE LORD.

"THOUGH YOUR SINSARE LIKE SCARLET,

THEY SHALL BE AS WHITEAS SNOW."

THAT WASN'T FUNNY.

IT WAS STUPIDAND EMBARRASSING.

COULD YOU NOT BESUCH A DRAMA QUEEN?

CAN YOU NOT BE SO IMMATURE?

I CAN'T DO THIS.

CAN'T DO WHAT?

THIS "LIVING IN THE MOMENT"THING.

I NEED STRUCTURE:

PLANS, IDEAS,

AND...

MAYBE JUST A LITTLE EXCITEMENTABOUT THE FUTURE -

OUR FUTURE.

IT'S YOUR FUTURE,PAIGE,

NOT MINE.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

IT MEANS I HAVE TOFIGURE OUT WHAT I WANT;

WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME.

FOLLOWING YOUTO BANTING?

WORKING SOME CRAPMINIMUM-WAGE JOB

AND BEING YOUR LAPDOG?

DOES THAT SOUND GOOD?

MAYBE I'LL GO TO COLLEGE,MAYBE I'LL JOIN THE ARMY,

MAYBE I'LL START A BUSINESS -I DON'T KNOW.

BUT I HAVE TOFIGURE IT OUT,

ON MY TIMETABLE.

WHAT'RE YOU TRYINGTO SAY?

I THINK YOU CANFIGURE IT OUT.

YOU ALWAYS WERETHE SMART ONE, PAIGE.

HMM...SMILING AND CHEWING.

THAT'S TALENT.

I'M HAPPY,FOR YOU.

'CAUSE YOU GET TOSTART ALL OVER AGAIN.

[DOG BARKS]

WELL, IT FEELS GOOD.

IT'S LIKE BEINGFACTORY FRESH.

MAN, WHO WOULDA THOUGHTI'D BE VIRGIN AGAIN?

NOT AFTER LAST SUMMER.

BUT WAIT,YOU AND MANNY WERE TOGETHER

DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR.

I DON'T GET IT.

UM...

DARCY, MANNY?SHE WAS MY FIRST...

BUT SHE WASN'T MY LAST.

HOW MANY EXACTLY?

TWO.

YOU HAD SEXWITH TWO OTHER GIRLS?!

SPINNER: YEAH, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I MET YOU.

UH, BEFORE I FOUND CHRIST.

SINCE THEN I'VE DONENOTHING WRONG.

BUT YOU LIED!

SO,I WAS STILL CLEANSED.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

NO. IT'S NOT.

HOW AM I EVER GOINGTO TRUST YOU?

YOU LIED TO ME, SPINNER.

THIS WHOLE THING,IT'S NOT-

IT'S NOT ABOUT LYINGOR GOD OR ANYTHING,

EXCEPT YOUAND YOUR STUPID JEALOUSY!

WHATEVER. OKAY?

BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANTTO BELIEVE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE,DARCY?

I BELIEVE I WILL NEVERBE CLEAN ENOUGH -

NOT FOR YOU.

WE'RE THROUGH, OKAY? IT'S OVER.

SPORTS ANNOUNCER: SWING AND OH,

A LINE DRIVE TO CENTRE LEFT.

GOING... GOING...

JAY:I'M NOT HERETO BUG YOU, OKAY?

I'M-I'M WATCHING THE GAMEWITH CHAD.

OR... I WASBEFORE HE PASSED OUT.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT HIT BY A BUS.

PAIGE MICHALCHUK,BREAKUP EXPRESS.

YOU LOOKING FORA SHOULDER TO CRY ON?

ER, MAYBE JUSTA QUICK REBOUND?

JAY, I'M NOT BI.

I'M NOT CONFUSED.I'M A LESBIAN -

AN ACTUAL LESBIAN -

WHO JUST BROKE UPWITH HER FIRST GIRLFRIEND

AND IT SUCKS.

I'M SORRY.

THAT'S ONE OF THE FIRST TIMESI'VE SAID I'M SORRY

AND ACTUALLY MEANT IT.

THAT'S ONE OF THE FIRST TIMESYOU'VE SAID SORRY,

AND I ACTUALLYBELIEVED YOU.

UM, DO YOU WANNA WATCHSOME TV WITH ME?

NO FUNNY BUSINESS,

JUST FRIENDS HANGING OUT?

FINE.

[SNORTS]

[DOOR CHIMES JINGLE]

HOT DATE WITH YOURCOURSE CALENDAR?

[EXHALES] UM...

ALEX AND I BROKE UP.

I JUST NEEDED TO BE ALONE.

WELCOME TO SPLITSVILLE.

YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

YOU TOO?

MAN, I WISH I WAS GETTINGOUT OF HERE, LIKE YOU.

HMM.DO NOT ENVY ME.

SURE, I GOT INTO BANTING,BUT...

WHAT IF I BLOW IT?

WHAT IF EVERYONE SEES

THAT I AM JUST THIS...

THIS BIG FAKER

WHO DOESN'T BELONG THERE?

PAIGE, YOU TOTALLYBELONG THERE.

TAKE IT FROM SOMEONEWHO KNOWS, OKAY?

YOU'RE AMAZING.

YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.

THANKS.

NO EXTRA CHARGE.

OH, MAN, THE TIME.

UH, CAN I DRIVE YOU HOME?

SURE.THAT'D BE GREAT, SPIN.

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