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[MUFFLED THUMP OF MUSIC]

[DOOR BANGS SHUT]

HEY.

GOT YOUR CALL,

SO... HERE I AM.

WHAT'S UP, STOCKBOY?GOT SOMETHING TO TELL ME?

YEAH, I HEARD UH...

I HEARD "CLOWN ACADEMY'S"AWESOME.

YOU MIGHT WANTTO CHECK IT OUT.

YEAH.

THANKS FORTHE MOVIE TIP.

WHY DID YOU REALLYCALL ME HERE?

THIS IS THE GUYYOU TOLD ME ABOUT?

YOU TOLD HIMABOUT ME?

JUST SHOW AARONWHAT YOU GOT

BEFORE HE LOSESHIS TEMPER.

OXYCODONE.

SWEET.

YOU DID GOOD.

$800.00

WOW,I KINDA NEED MORE.

HERE'S ANOTHER $400 -

TOWARDS YOUR NEXT SCORE.

ADMINISTRATION FEE.

SO THERE YOU GO,STOCKBOY.

THERE'S YOUR FIRSTDRUG DEAL.

[VOMITS AND COUGHS]

CROWD:[CHUCKLING]

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it through

? If I hold out

? I know I can make it through

? Be the best

? Be the best I can

? And I say to you

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it through

TOBY:SHOWER MASSAGER, HELLO!

AND A GREAT VIEWOF THE YOGA STUDIO

ACROSS THE STREET.

MAN,THOSE HONEYS ARE FLEXIBLE.

FIRST AND LAST.

I DON'T KNOW, KID.

I GET THE FEELINGI COULD BE TAKING

A REAL BIG RISK HERE.

BUT YOU'RE NOT,OKAY?

MY GIRLFRIEND AND IWE'RE VERY QUIET,

WE'RE VERY RESPONSIBLE-

LANDLORD: VERY PREGNANT.

ARE YOU SURE YOU TWOCAN AFFORD THIS PLACE?

RAISING KIDSAIN'T CHEAP.

YES, I'M AWARE, SIR,

BUT I'M ALL OVER IT.

I'VE-I'VE GOTA GOOD REALLY JOB.

ALL RIGHT.

WELCOME TO THE BUILDING.

[BABY CRYING]

FEVER STILL UP?

EAR INFECTION,THE SEQUEL.

I CAN DROP YOU OFF.

[BABY WALES]

YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY TO DRIVEON TWO HOURS SLEEP?

I'M ON A FIRST-NAME BASISAT THE HOSPITAL.

I COULD GET THEREWITH MY EYES CLOSED.

DINNER IS-

MEATLESS MEATLOAF MONDAY,AS USUAL.

YOU KNOW WHAT?YOU GO AHEAD.

I'LL BIKE, ALL RIGHT?

CRAIG:BYE GUYS.

SIMPSON:NOW THIS MUST BEJEREMIAH MOTORS'S

FAVOURITE NEW CLIENT.

DIANE BOUGHT A CAR

AND THE SALESMANWAS A NO-CHARGE OPTION.

[WEAK CHUCKLE]

I'M ARCH- SNAKE.

SO YOU'RETHE NOTORIOUS SNAKE.

STILL TEARING UP THIS PLACELIKE YOU AND JOEY USED TO?

UH SADLY, NO.

I'VE BECOME ONE OF THE TEACHERI USED TO GAVE HEADACHES TO.

HEY, HOP IN.WE'RE HITTIN' THE OPEN ROAD.

TOP DOWN, WIND BLOWING THROUGH OUR... YOU KNOW.

I GOTTA PUNCH THE CLOCK.

JOEY: JUST AROUND THE BLOCK, SNAKE.

BE SPONTANEOUS.

JOEY, IN MY LIFE SPONTANEOUSIS A FOUR-LETTER WORD.

MY FRIEND,YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO LIVE.

DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF.

YOU DESERVE TO.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

ALL RIGHT.CIAO!

TELL ME YOU'RE NOT JOKING.

I'M DEADLY SERIOUS.

LET THE DAYS OF SINFULCOHABITATION BEGIN.

TWO DAYS AGOWE COULDN'T AFFORD THIS.

WHAT'S THE CATCH?

I UH...I TALKED TO MY GRANDMA

AND SHE'S LOANING METHE MONEY.

THE WAY SHE HANDLEDTHE PREGNANCY NEWS,

I'M SURPRISED.

WELL, IT TOOK A LOTOF PERSUADING

AND SHERRY.

JT, THAT'S AMAZING!

SO WHEN DO WE MOVE IN?

AS SOON AS WE TELLYOUR PARENTS.

I WAS HOPING WE COULD SKIPTHAT STEP.

BUT WE HAVE TO TELL THEM,LIKE TODAY.

MRS. VAN ZANDT: EXCUSE ME?

YOU'RE DOING WHAT?

LIBERTY:I'M MOVING IN WITH JT.

WHY WOULD YOUWANT TO DO THAT?

SO YOU CAN-SO YOU CAN BE WITH HIM?

I HAVE A NAME, SIR.

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.

WELL, YOU WILL BE,OKAY?

BECAUSE I'M THE FATHEROF YOUR FIRST GRANDCHILD.

MRS. VAN ZANDT:[SQUEALS]

MOM, DAD,

PLEASE TRY NOTTO BE ANGRY.

[LAUGHS]

WE'LL TAKE CAREOF EVERYTHING -

OURSELVES,THE BABY.

EVERYTHING.

DAD,PLEASE SAY SOMETHING.

WHAT WOULD YOULIKE ME TO SAY?

THAT I'M HAPPY?THAT I'M PROUD OF YOU?

I KNOW. I'M STUPID.

SO STUPID.

MR. VAN ZANDT: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, LIBERTY.

IT'S THE FAULT OF THAT FOOLSTANDING BESIDE YOU.

STOP IT, DAD.

OKAY,JT'S BEEN AMAZING.

HE'S TAKING GOODCARE OF US.

MRS. VAN ZANDT:LIBERTY, YOU'RE OUR DAUGHTER,

AND WE'LL HELP YOUANYWAY WE CAN.

WHICH IS WHY WE CAN'T ALLOWYOU TO MOVE OUT.

WE NEED YOU HERETO HELP YOU THROUGH THIS -

AS A FAMILY.

I GET IT,

YOU WANT JTOUT OF THE PICTURE.

I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIM HEREAS LONG AS I LIVE!

WELL, THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.

BECAUSE JT'SNOT GOING ANYWHERE.

JT, LET'S START PACKING.

LOOKS LIKE SNAKESHED HIS OLD SKIN.

DON'T MAKE ME THINKABOUT HIS SKIN.

SO THAT MUST BEYOUR SPORT BIKE

PARKED IN THE LOADING ZONE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

BOLD NEW LOOKFOR THE SCHOOL?

SOMEWHERE VALENTINO ROSSI

IS WALKING AROUNDIN HIS UNDERWEAR.

GRAZIE.

NO IDEA WHO THAT IS.

MOTO GP WORLD CHAMPION.

AH, I GATHERTHIS IS A NEW HOBBY?

YES, IT IS.

BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT

I HAD NO IDEA YOU WEREA MOTORCYCLE FAN.

YEAH...

ROCK ON, MS. H.

JUST MOVE THE MOTORCYCLE.

PRONTO.

LIBERTY:EXCUSE ME, SIR.

BY WHOM MUST ONEBECOME IMPREGNATED

IN ORDER TO RECEIVESOME SERVICE?

NOT IN THE MOODFOR PITHY BANTER?

NOT SINCE I REALIZED

I'LL BE SPENDING EVERY WAKINGMOMENT HERE

IF WE'RE GONNA LIVETOGETHER.

WELL, ON AVERAGE,

A BABY GOES THROUGHTEN DIAPERS A DAY.

THIS JOB'S WORTH ITFOR THE EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT.

MR. MCKAY: JT.

WE SEEM TO BE MISSINGSOMETHING.

I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

NO ONE'S BEEN BACK THERE.HONEST.

YOU DON'T THINK SOMETHING'SBEEN STOLEN, RIGHT?

NO. I DIDN'T SAYANYTHING'S BEEN STOLEN.

RIGHT. WELL...

I JUST GUESSED

BASED ON YOURWORRIED EXPRESSION.

WELL, WE'RE MISSINGA GREAT DEAL OF OXYCODONE.

IT'S A POWERFUL DRUG,

SO YOU CAN UNDERSTANDMY CONCERN.

YUP.

YEAH, IT'S-IT'S TOTALLYUNDERSTANDABLE.

SEE OR HEAR ANYTHING,

YOU TELL ME,HUH?

WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANTELEMENT OF A RELATIONSHIP?

I DON'T KNOW.LOVE?

HONESTY.

SO TELL ME,HONESTLY,

THE MISSING DRUGSAND THE APARTMENT -

NO RELATION?

I JUST THOUGHTIT WAS A GOOD IDEA.

YOU STUPID, THOUGHTLESS,IMBECILE!

YOU WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING.

OW! STOP!

YOU COULD GO TO JAIL.

YES, THAT THOUGHTCROSSED MY MIND.

THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT?

WE NEEDED THE MONEY,OKAY? BAD.

LOOK, I'LL JUST-I'LL GET SOME CASH

AND I'LL BUY THE DRUGSBACK FROM THE DEALER.

AND THEN I'LL GIVE THE DRUGSBACK TO THE PHARMACY.

AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE,OKAY?

HONEST.

WAY TO GET MY HOPES UP.

TOBY:COME ON FIT.IT'S FOR CHARITY!

JT:LIBERTY MADE IT LOOK SO EASY.

TOBY:REMIND ME NOT TO TAKE ANYTHINGELSE OFF HER PLATE.

IS THE LAST PARAGRAPHOF AN ARTICLE REALLY NECESSARY?

I COULD SHOW YOUA TRICK OR TWO

FOR A PRICE.

ANYTHING. NAME IT.

$1200 DOLLARS,TODAY.

[CHUCKLING]I'LL PASS.

TOBY, I'M SERIOUS.

OKAY, WELL,GET THE MONEY BACK

FROM YOUR LANDLORD.

I ALREADY TRIED,OKAY?

IT'S NON-REFUNDABLE.

LOOK, TO GET THE RENT MONEY,

I HAD TO DO SOMETHING - BAD.

AND NOW I NEED TO UNDO IT,

OR I'M IN TROUBLE.

TOBY:OKAY, FINE.

BUT WHERE AM I SUPPOSEDTO GET $1200 TODAY?

DON'T YOU HAVE BONDSOR SOMETHING?

[LAUGHS]ARE YOU CRAZY?

IF I TOUCH THOSE BONDSMY MOM GOES BANANAS.

JUST SCREW IT, OKAY?

I NEED HELP!

OF A MENTAL VARIETY.

TOBY,I'M ASKING YOU NICELY.

I NEED THAT MONEY.

JT, YOU NEED TO LET GO.

NOW.

SEE? THIS IS WHYYOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?GET AWAY FROM ME!

STAY AWAY.

SIMPSON:HARD TO BELIEVETHAT JACK IS ASLEEP

AND WE'RE ALL SITTING DOWNTOGETHER, HUH?

PLEASANT SURPRISE,ACTUALLY.

TALK ABOUT SURPRISES!

WHAT ABOUT THE JAW-DROPPINGARRIVAL

YOUR HUBBY MADEAT SCHOOL YESTERDAY?

SPIKE:EXCUSE ME?

WHAT DID HE DO?

POP A WHEELIEON HIS BICYCLE?

YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

EMMA? BEANS?

DIDN'T KNOW WHAT?

SOMEONE FILL ME IN HERE.

OH UH...

JOEY HAS A FRIENDWHO'S SELLING A MOTORCYCLE.

LOANED IT OUT TO MEFOR A FEW DAYS

TO TRY IT OUT.

YOU'RE BUYINGA MOTORCYCLE?

WITH WHAT -COUCH TREASURE COINS?

I WAS GOINGTO TALK TO YOU.

YOU WILL.LATER.

I CUT YOU SOME SLACK,STOCKBOY.

BUT I'M RUNNING LOWON PATIENCE.

WELL, THAT MAKES YOUA PRETTY BAD DOCTOR THEN,DOESN'T IT?

HA HA.SPEAKING OF DOCTORS,

AARON IS CONSIDERINGSENDING YOU TO ONE.

SO YOU MIGHT WANNAQUIT WITH THE JOKES.

I GAVE YOU AN ADVANCE.

WHICH I NEVER SHOULDHAVE ASKED FOR, OKAY?

I'M GONNA GET YOUALL OF YOUR MONEY BACK.

REALLY?

YEAH, BUT I JUST NEED YOUTO GIVE ME THE DRUGS BACK -ASAP -

SO THAT I CAN GIVE THEM BACKTO THE PHARMACY.

[NERVOUS LAUGH]DUDE, DON'T.

THAT'S IN CASEYOU DIDN'T KNOW...

I RUN THE SHOW.

AND I DON'T WANTMY MONEY BACK.

I WANT MORE DRUGS.

I'LL GO TO THE COPS.

AND WHAT?

WHAT, YOU GONNA GET YOURSELFTHROWN IN JAIL

FOR STEALING DRUGS?

THAT'S A SMART MOVE.

JT, JUST GET THE MANWHAT HE WANTS.

THIS WILL ALL BE OVER.

MR. MCKAY:HEY! COME BACK HERE!

JT, CALL SECURITY.

I CAUGHT THIS SHOPLIFTER RED-HANDED.

YEAH, SURE.SURE THING.

HOW WORRIEDSHOULD I BE?

I'LL DRIVE CAREFULLY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

IS THIS THE STARTOF YOUR MIDLIFE CRISIS?

AH, "THE TALK".

SPIKE, IT IS A MEANSOF TRANSPORTATION.

IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

THEN WHY ALL THE CLOAKAND DAGGER?

LOOK, DAY IN, DAY OUT,

I'M MR. STRAIGHTAND NARROW, OKAY?

IT'S WORK, FAMILY.WORK, FAMILY.

IT'S JUST SO PREDICTABLE,HUH?

SORRY IF WE'RE CRAMPINGYOUR STYLE.

HEY, I'M HAPPY TO MAKESACRIFICES FOR YOU

AND FOR THE KIDS,

THERE HAS TO BE MORE TO LIFETHAN ROUTINE.

TELL ME WE HAVE NOTHINGTO WORRY ABOUT.

I WISH I COULD.

WE'LL GO TO MY PARENTS.

WE'LL GET THEIR HELP.MY DAD'S A LAWYER.

I DON'T NEED A LAWYER.

I NEED A SUPERHERO

TO KEEP A DRUG DEALERFROM KILLING ME.

WHAT DRUG DEALER?

THE GENTLEMAN WHO FINANCEDOUR APARTMENT.

HE MADE ME STEAL AGAIN.

AGAIN?

BUT MR. MCKAY WASALREADY SUSPICIOUS!

HE'LL CATCH YOU!

MAYBE NOT, OKAY?

MAYBE MR. MCKAYWON'T NOTICE.

AND MAYBE I'LL TOTALLYGET AWAY WITH IT.

AND MAYBE WE'LL BE FINE.

I THOUGHTYOU'D CHANGED.

I THOUGHTYOU'D GROWN UP.

LIBERTY,I HAVE CHANGED.

YEAH.

NOW YOU'RE A DRUG DEALER.

JT:HERE.

NOW GO RUIN SOMEONEELSE'S LIFE.

WHAT?!ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!

HUH?!

HEY, EASY.EASY.

I GOT HIM.EASY.

I GOT HIM!

YOU GOT ME INTO THIS.

YEAH, AND I JUSTSAVED YOUR BUTT.

OR WERE YOU TWO GUYSGOING TO KISS?

NOT THAT IT'S ANYOF MY BUSINESS

WHAT TEAM YOU PLAY FOR.

JUST ASK THE GIRLWHO'S CARRYING MY KID.

UH-OH.BUN IN THE OVEN.

YEAH.

AND THANKS TO THESE,

I'M DEAD TO HER.

COME ON, MAN.IT'LL BE OKAY.

IT'S OKAY?

I LOST MY GIRL.

I LOST MY BEST FRIEND.

I LOST MY JOB AND MY FAMILY.

AND NOW I'M PROBABLYGOING TO JAIL.

HEY, BUMMER TIMES.

LEAST THERE'S A PARTY.

WORKING LATE AGAIN?

NOT RIDING THAT BIKEOUTSIDE,

ENJOYING THE LAST RAYSOF SUNSHINE?

I'M GIVING IT BACK.

IT'S THAT OR THE WIFE.

MMM...

MY EX HAD A CHOICE ONCE:

ME OR THE INTERN.

SOME PEOPLEMAKE YOU WONDER, HUH?

TOO BAD ABOUT THE BIKE.

IT REMINDS ME OF THE ONEI USED TO OWN.

WOW.

TRYING TO WRAP MY HEADAROUND THE IDEA

OF YOU ON A SPORT BIKE.

WHY IS THAT SO HARDTO FIGURE?

BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN?

BECAUSE YOU'RE MY PRINCIPAL.

WELL, I USED TO BEA WILD CHILD IN MY DAY.

A LOT HAS CHANGED.

BUT I STILL LOVE MOTORCYLES.

AS A MATTER OF FACT...

I WAS GONNA ASK YOUFOR A RIDE.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

JAY:HEY, CHECK IT OUT.

STOCKBOY'S GONNA BE A PAPPY.

AARON:HEY CONGRATS, STUD.

THIS ONE'S ON ME.

[LAUGHING]

ACTUALLY, IT'S ON ME.

[LAUGHTER]

JAY:HEY. HEY BUDDY!

HEY!

SOMEBODY GET THE CAR!

SOMEBODY GET THE CAR!

HE'S FAST,HE'S FURIOUS,

HE'S COVEREDIN KEVLAR!

HEY SNAKE.

GOOD MORNING,JOEY.

I GOING TO NEED TO TALKTO THAT FRIEND OF YOURS;

ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.

OH, DON'T YOU WANT TO SEEHOW THE COOL-ECTOMY GOES

BEFORE YOU GIVETHE SUIT BACK?

THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

THIS IS FOR THE KEVLAR

AND THE WHEELSTHAT GO WITH IT.

SNAKE...

THIS IS EXACTLYWHAT YOU NEED.

MR. VAN ZANDT:I SPOKE TO MR. MCKAY.

TRIED TO EXPLAINTHE SITUATION.

WE'RE GOING TO TRYTO WORK OUT A DEAL.

BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.

THANKS, DAD.

MR. VAN ZANDT:YEAH.

JT:STOMACH PUMP ONE.

JT ZERO.

HOW CAN YOU MAKEJOKES ABOUT THIS?

COUNSELING,

SUICIDE-WATCH?

BELIEVE ME,IT'S NO JOKE.

WELL, I'M GLADYOU'RE GETTING HELP.

JT, DID YOU TRYTO KILL YOURSELF?

[CRYING]

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

LEAVING ME ALONEWITH ALL THIS?

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY TOO.

LIBERTY,I SCREWED UP, OKAY?

DON'T TAKE IT OUTON THE BABY.

WE BOTH SCREWED UP.

I'M GOING TOTHE ADOPTION AGENCY.

JT, IT'LL BE FOR THE BEST.

[CRYING]

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