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JT:SO WHAT NOW, MS. SAUVE?

PREGNANCY YOGA?LAMAZE CLASS?

MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.

AT THIS POINT,

THE HEALTH OF THE BABYIS PARAMOUNT.

SO WHO KNOWS?

ONLY MY BROTHERAND TOBY.

NOT YOUR PARENTS?

LIBERTY, YOU'RE 6 MONTHS PREGNANT.

I KNOW, MS. SAUVE.

[SIGHS]

BUT MY FATHER...

THERE'S NO WAYI CAN TELL HIM.

SO YOU'VE JUST BEENHIDING IT?

WELL,LET'S TALK ABOUT OPTIONS.

IT'S LATE IN THE GAMEFOR AN ABORTION,

SO I ASSUME THAT'S OFFTHE TABLE.

ABSOLUTELY.

I WANT TO CARRY THIS BABYTO TERM.

BUT AFTERWARDS...?

LIBERTY, THERE ISNO AFTERWARDS, OKAY?

WHAT ABOUT ADOPTION?

I CAN REFER YOUTO AN AGENCY.

JT: YES, THAT'S PERFECT.

WE'RE IN.

WE?

JT, YOU BROKE UPWITH ME.

YEAH,BUT I'M STILL THE FATHER.

IF YOU DECIDE TO KEEPTHIS BABY,

THEN IT BECOMESMY PROBLEM TOO.

SAUVE: SO, DO YOU WANT ME TO REFER YOU

TO AN ADOPTION AGENCYOR NOT?

YES.

NO.

SOUNDS LIKEYOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

[SIGHS]

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it through

? If I hold out

? I know I can make it through

? Be the best

? Be the best I can

? And I say to you

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it through

JT: THE GLITTER STICKS TO THE GLUE,

AND TA-DA!

YOU HAVE YOUR TIARA

LIKE MEGAN AND MADISON.

AND JUST LIKE OUR FAVOURITEROYAL PRIMATE -

PRINCESS APE - WEARS.

AND SHE'LL BE COMING UP NEXT!

SO STAY TUNED!

FLOOR DIRECTOR: CUT, RESET.

HEY, TOBES.

WHAT'RE YOUDOING HERE?

SURPRISE, SURPRISE.YOU FORGOT.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH"CLOWN ACADEMY" TONIGHT.

SORRY.BRAIN FART.

I TOTALLY FORGOT.

I'M DUEAT THE PHARMACY.

TWO JOBS, SCHOOL,PREGNANT EX.

NO WONDER YOUR BRAINIS FLATULENT.

WELL, THERE IS TWO SOLUTIONSTO MY PROBLEMS,

MY CAREFREE FRIEND.

MOCHACHINO AND ADOPTION.

ADOPTION?

WOW, YOU SURE LIBERTYWILL GO FOR THAT?

SHE'S FIFTEEN.

IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE.

FLOOR DIRECTOR:OKAY, JT. LET'S DO IT.

RIGHT.

OKAY...WELL, TAKE TWO.

I'M GONNA GOCONTINUE TO MAKE

A COMPLETE DINK OF MYSELF.

DIRECTOR: ROLLING TAPE.

MAN: ROLLING!

EMMA: [CLEARS HER THROAT]

I'D TELL YOU GUYSTO GET A ROOM,

BUT YOU HAVE A ROOM.

WHICH ALSO HAPPENSTO BE MY ROOM.

WELL, TONIGHTYOUR ROOM IS ALL YOURS

BECAUSE CRAIG IS TAKING METO SEE A BAND.

IT'S FRIEND OF FRIENDS,IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL.

I THOUGHT WE WERE STUDYING.

UNLESS...

I MEAN,IT'S NOT REALLY A DATE,

IF YOU WANNA TAG ALONG?

YEAH.

ALMOST PERSUASIVE,

BUT I'LL PASS.

COME ON, EMMA.IT'S TOTALLY COOL.

EMMA: IT'S TOTALLY THIRD WHEEL, CRAIG.

YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE.

AND I'M... JUST ME.

PLUS, I HAVE A HOT DATE TONIGHT.

IT'S A VERY SEXY RED.

HEY,YOU SELL GLITTER GLUE?

WHAT CAN I SAY?

YOUR CRAFTWORKON TELEVISION...

IT INSPIRES ME.

YOU KNOW,I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER

WHY A GUYWHO'S GOING TO SCHOOL

IS WORKING SO MANY HOURS.

YOU IN SOME KINDA TROUBLE,STOCKBOY?

DON'T YOU HAVESOMEONE ELSE TO BUG?

JAY: JUST SAYING...

IF YOU NEED MONEY,

TALK TO ME.

I GOT ALL SORTS OFCREATIVE SOLUTIONS.

WELL, I CAN DO WITHOUTYOUR BRAND OF CREATIVITY.

PUT THAT BACK.

ALL OF IT.

WHATEVER YOU SAY,NARC.

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]

EMMA:JAZZ COMBO,

OR RAISING MONEYFOR CANCER RESEARCH?

FIGHTING CANCER -EXCELLENT CHOICE.

NOW IF WE COULDONLY STOMP OUT JAZZ

IN OUR LIFETIME.

PETER:HITTING THE PAVEMENT FORA CANCER-FREE WORLD TOO?

YEAH, YOU MEAN ONEWITHOUT YOU IN IT?

IF YOU NEED A VICTIM

FOR YOUR NEXTSEXPLOITATION FLICK,

KEEP LOOKING.

MY MOM TOOKMY CAMERA.

I'M COMPLETELYUNARMED.

LOOK, IF WE'RE BOTH GONNA BEON THE RELAY COMMITTEE,

MAYBE WE SHOULDSTART OVER.

MAYBE YOU CANGET OUT OF MY WAY?

PA: ATTENTION STUDENTS: TODAY'S LUNCH SPECIAL

WILL BE SMOKED HAM AND MASH POTATOES.

TOBY: HEY!

MISS YOURMOCHACHINO FIX?

MY GRANDMA DECIDED THE HOUSENEEDED VACUUMING

AT 6 A.M.

YOU TELL HER ABOUTTHE BABY YET?

NO.

LIKE SHE NEEDS MORETO WORRY ABOUT.

LIBERTY!

HERE I GOT YOU SOME...SOME GINGER TEA.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO HELPWITH MORNING SICKNESS.

OH, THAT'S SWEET.

THANK YOU.

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT...

YOU KNOW LIKE OPTIONS?

OR LIFE-PLANS?

NOT REALLY.

LISTEN...

DO YOU REALIZEWHAT HAVING A KID MEANS?

I MEAN,FOR YOUR FUTURE?

IT'S JUST NOT LOGICAL.

JT, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE,OKAY?

OKAY.LET ME HELP YOU, OKAY?

I'VE HAVE AN ULTRASOUNDAT 2 P.M.

COME WITH ME?

SIMPSON:BEFORE WE CONTINUE,

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE?

ABOUT SAY, HIMSELF BEINGAN UP-AND-COMING TV STAR?

BIG HIT WITH THE KIDS.

ON EVERY DAY AT 3:00 P.M.?

MR. SIMPSON,PLEASE, DON'T.

PLEASE.

SIMPSON: PEOPLE...

OUR NEXT UNITIN MEDIA IMMERSION

IS PRESCHOOL TELEVISION!

WATCH CLOSELY,

BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA LEARNFROM A MASTER.

JT:GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE,GOBBLE, GOBBLE...

IT'S ALMOST THANKSGIVING,

AND TODAY, WE ARE GOING TO BE MAKING

NONE OTHER THAN...

A TURKEY!

GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE...

BUT BEFORE WE MAKE OUR TURKEYS,

I'M GOING TO NEED MY HANDY DANDY LITTLE HELPERS!

WHERE ARE MY HANDY-DANDYLITTLE HELPERS?

THERE THEY ARE!

GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE,GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE...

THAT IS SO CUTE!

SHE'S RIGHT.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MEABOUT THIS?

YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON TV,

AND THERE YOU ARE.

SO DO YOU WANNA TELL HEROR SHOULD I?

CRAIG:OKAY, I'LL TELL HER.WELL...

NO, NO, NO YOU TELL HER.

YOU TELL HER - IT'S TOO GOOD.

[CONTINUE ARGUING]

CRAIG AND I,

WE MET THIS REALLYCUTE GUY.

AND HE'S TOTALLYYOUR TYPE.

WELL,CUTE IS MY TYPE.

CRAIG: HIS NAME IS DEREK.

HE'S A BASKETBALL BUDDYOF JIMMY'S.

HE'S IN GRADE 10,

BUT HE'S ALL RIGHT.

HEY DEREK!

WEIRD. WEIRD.

I MEAN,IT'S-IT'S COSMIC.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.

AMAZING.

YOU'D THINKIT WAS A SETUP.

MANNY: DEREK,

THIS IS MY SINGLE FRIEND,EMMA.

DID I MENTIONTHAT SHE'S SINGLE?

HEY EMMA.

UM, THESE GUYSWERE TELLING ME

THAT YOUR PARENTS USEDTO GO TO DEGRASSI?

IT'S PRETTY WEIRD, EH?

IT'S A MAGICAL STORY.

I'LL TELL YOUALL ABOUT IT FRIDAY.

UH, FRIDAY?

LIKE, AT NIGHT?

IT'S A DATE.

HOW DOES HEOR SHE LOOK?

I DON'T KNOW.

I CAN'T.

JT, PLEASE.

IT...

IT LOOKS...

REAL.

PASSED WITHFLYING COLOURS.

LIKE MOTHER,LIKE OFFSPRING.

THEY'LL BE HAPPYTO HEAR THAT

AT THE ADOPTION AGENCY.

REALLY?

YOU'RE SURE?

NO.

I DON'T WANT TOGIVE OUR BABY UP,

BUT YOU DO,OBVIOUSLY.

LIBERTY,IT'S NOT THAT EASY.

WE HAVE LIVES AHEAD OF US -

SCHOOL AND JOBS.

SO?WE CAN DO IT.

ALL OF IT.

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

BECAUSE YOU NEEDED IT.

LOOK...

I LOVE YOU, JT.

AND WHATEVERYOU WANT TO DO

I'M FINE WITH IT.

LET'S KEEP THIS BABY.

BRIGHT AND EARLY,AS REQUESTED.

MRS. COONEY: WHO WANTS MUFFINS?

CARROT MUFFINS.YOUR FAVOURITE.

LIBERTY:GOOD MORNING,MRS. COONEY.

MRS. COONEY:OH LIBERTY,

I AM SO HAPPYYOU'VE TAKEN THIS ONE BACK.

LUCK OF THE IRISH,HE'S GOT.

WE'RE BOTH VERY LUCKY.

SPEAKING OF WHICH,WE HAVE GREAT NEWS.

WE'RE HAVING A BABY.

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

YEAH, WE ARE.

WE'RE GOINGTO BE PARENTS.

JAMES TIBERIUS,

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

WHAT IT TAKESTO RAISE A CHILD?

YOU ARE FAR, FAR TOO YOUNG.

WELL, I THOUGHTTHAT YOU COULD HELP US.

I MEAN, YOU RAISED MOMAND ME.

AND I'M NOT PLANNINGTO SPEND MY RETIREMENT

GOING THROUGH IT AGAIN.

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT ADOPTION?

WE'VE CONSIDERED IT,BUT NO.

LOOK GRANDMA,WE LOVE EACH OTHER, OKAY?

THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

AND THE RESTWE'LL FIGURE OUT.

THE WAY YOUR FATHERFIGURED IT OUT?

BY LEAVING YOUAND YOUR MOTHER

WHEN THE GOINGGOT ROUGH?

I'M NOT LIKE HIM.

NOT AT ALL.

[SIGHS]

LET'S GO.

EMMA. HEY.

OKAY, LOOK...

IF WE'RE BOTH GONNA BETHE RELAY FOR LIFE COMMITTEE,

DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD BEA LITTLE BIT MORE CIVILIZED?

IT'S A CANCER RUN,NOT A TEA PARTY.

I KNOW VIDEOTAPING MANNYWAS STUPID,

BUT SHE ASKED METO DO IT.

SHE WAS DRUNKAND VERY PERSUASIVE.

AND YOU EMAILING ITTO YOUR FRIENDS

MAKES IT RIGHT?

NO.OF COURSE NOT.

PLEDGE FORMS FOR ALL YOURFABULOUS CANCER-FIGHTING

FRIENDSAND FAMILY MEMBERS.

LEAVE NO WALLET UNTAPPED.

LOOK, I SHOULD HAVE NEVERGONE FOR MANNY.

YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND -MAJOR CATCH.

SMART, FUNNY,

INSANELY GORGEOUS.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINKI'M INTERESTED?

WE CARE ABOUT THINGS,

IMPORTANT THINGS.

MAYBE I HEARD THAT,

ONCE,YOU WERE KINDA INTO ME.

PAIGE:OKAY, BUTTS INTHE BLEACHERS PEOPLE.

WE'LL GO OVER THE ROUTE.

THERE'S A MOVIETOMORROW NIGHT.

7:30 P.M.,CINEMA 3.

SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.

I'LL BE THERE.

DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.

WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

CURING CANCERCAN ALWAYS WAIT.

LIBERTY:JT, PLEASE DON'T MAKE MEDO THIS.

JT:LIBERTY, WE CAN'T KEEPAVOIDING THIS, OKAY?

WE HAVE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS.

LIBERTY:AFTER WHAT HAPPENEDWITH YOUR GRANDMA?

JT:SO SHE DIDN'T TAKE ITSO WELL.

LIBERTY:THAT'S NOTHING, JT,OKAY?

YOUR GRANDMA'S A LAMB.

MY PARENTS ARE LIONS.

JT:WELL, LIBERTY,YOU'RE THEIR DAUGHTER.

MAYBE THEY'LL UNDERSTAND.

LIBERTY:IT'S NOT MY MOTHER,IT'S MY FATHER.

HE'LL KICK ME OUT,GUARANTEED.

[SIGHS]

WELL, LET HIM, OKAY?

BECAUSE WE'RE GOINGTO GET OUR OWN PLACE.

YOU, ME AND THE BABY.

YOU'RE SERIOUS?

I GUESS I COULD USEMY SPELLING BEE MONEY.

YEAH.

AND I'LL TAKE MORE SHIFTSAT THE PHARMACY.

AND I'LL QUITTHE TV JOB.

JT, YOU CAN'T.

NO, I HAVE TO,

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T PAY.

BESIDES, THEY CAN JUST GETSOMEONE ELSE TO MAKE TIARAS.

IT'S FINE.

SO... WE'RE NOTTELLING THEM?

NO. NOT YET.

BECAUSE BEFORE WE JUMP,

WE'D BETTER HAVEA SAFETY NET.

[SARAH HARMER'S"BASEMENT APARTMENT" PLAYS]

? WELL YOU LIVE OUT

? WHERE THE STREET ENDS

? IN THE BASEMENT APARTMENT

? WITH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS

? AND THE TAP DRIPS ALL NIGHT

? WATER TORTURIN' THE SINK

? THE FURNACE IS BURNING

? BUT IT'S STILL COLDI THINK ?

? TOASTER STICKS

? AND THE EMPTIESARE PILED ?

? I HAVEN'T BEEN UPSTAIRSIN A WHILE NOW ?

? I GOTTA WASH THE SHEETSON MY BED ?

? I GOTTA WATCH THOSE THINGSTHAT GO UNSAID ?

? GOD, I WISH WE'D LEAVE ITAT THIS ?

? EVERY TIME I BREATHE

? EVERY TIME I TRY TO LEAVE

DEREK:SO, YOU, MANNY AND CRAIGBEEN FRIENDS FOR LONG, OR...?

EMMA:MANNY FOREVER.

CRAIG FOR A WHILE.

DEREK:CHECK IT!

IS THAT GROVER SMASH?

EMMA:I THINK IT IS.

WHO IS GROVER SMASH?

ONLY HALFOF THE LEPER TWINS.

TAG TEAM?

OH, WRESTLING.

JUST WON THE BELT.

WHICH OBVIOUSLY MEANSSQUAT TO YOU.

WHAT ABOUT TV?

WHAT DO YOU WATCH?

MOSTLY "BRIDESHEADREVISITED" ON DVD.

I READ THE BOOK.

OH, COOL.

YOU KNOW, SOME WRESTLERSHAVE THEIR OWN BOOKS TOO -

COMIC BOOKS!

THAT'S HOW I GOTINTO WRESTLING -

READING COMICS WHEN MY DADTOOK ME HUNTING.

DUDE, UNTIL YOU HAVETASTED FRESH VENISON,

YOU HAVE NOT LIVED.

I'M A VEGETARIAN.

OH.

SO DO YOU EAT CHICKENOR-

DEREK.

UM LISTEN,I HAD A GREAT TIME.

WELL, AN OKAY TIME.

ACTUALLY,A HAD PRETTY LAME TIME.

SO LET'S JUST QUITWHILE WE'RE BEHIND?

SORRY.

LANDLORD:THREE-QUARTER INCH PIPE.LOTS OF PRESSURE.

THE LAUNDRY'S IN THE BASEMENT.

LIBERTY:I CAN'T WAIT TO DOOUR OWN LAUNDRY!

JT:AND IT'S SO CLOSETO THE SCHOOL.

IT'S PERFECT.

IS IT PERFECT?

LIBERTY:IT'S PERFECT.

WELL, RENT IS $750 A MONTH,KIDS,

AND I'LL NEED FIRSTAND LAST UP FRONT.

TWO MONTHS RENT?

THAT'S $1500.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S PRETTYSTANDARD PRACTICE, KIDS.

I CAN GIVE YOU A MINUTETO THINK ABOUT IT.

[EXHALES]

WE CAN'T AFFORD IT.

JAY:NO FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNTSTHIS TIME - PROMISE.

JT:BELIEVE ME, THEY DO NOT PAY MEENOUGH TO STOP YOU.

JAY:SO I SAW SOME NEW REJECTON TV TODAY

TRYING TO KEEP KIDSFROM EATING GLUE.

HE POACH YOUR SHOW?

NO. I QUIT.

THAT JOB DIDN'T PAYAND THIS ONE DOES.

AH WELL, THIS IS WHERETHE BIG BUCKS ARE, EH?

YEAH.MINIMUM WAGE?

I'M A REAL TYCOON.

YOUR PROBLEM,STOCKBOY -

TUNNEL VISION,OKAY?

YOU NEED MONEY?

GET CREATIVE.

JAY, SPARE METHE LAME-ASS SCHEME.

SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

LOOK, YOU HAVE BEHIND-THE-COUNTER PRIVILEGES.

WHERE THE GOOD STUFF IS.

YOU EVER HEARD OF OXYCODONE?

IT'S A PAINKILLER.

I KNOW PEOPLE

WHO'D BE WILLING TO SELL THEIR MOTHERS

TO GET THEIR HANDS ON THIS STUFF.

AND YOU GOT ITRIGHT BACK THERE.

BUCKETS OF IT.

PETER:EMMA, OVER HERE!

YOU CAN CANCEL THE BULK

I-HAVE-A-NEW-GIRLFRIENDEMAIL.

I HAVE BEEN PLANNINGTO SEE THIS MOVIE FOR WEEKS.

YEAH, OF COURSE.

A CLASSIC TALE OF TRIUMPHOVER ADVERSITY.

WHO KNEW CLOWN ACADEMYHAD A FOOTBALL TEAM?

OR CHEERLEADERS!

FOR THE RECORD,WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN,

YOUR HAND STAYSIN YOUR OWN POPCORN BAG.

I'M ON PROBATION.GOTCHYA.

SO SHOULD I DRAW A LINE

DOWN THE CENTREOF THE ARMREST OR WHAT?

LINE'S MOVING.NO MORE TALKING.

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