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[MUFFLED MUSIC BLARES FROM CAR THEN STOPS]

WHAT? NOW?

I DON'T EVEN HAVEMY BEGINNER'S.

OH COME ON,MY LITTLE SPEED DEMON.

OKAY, SO...

GIVE 'ER SOME GAS.

OMIGOD, IT'S WORKING!I'M DRIVING!

JT: YOU DID FINE.

YOU DID WONDERFUL,OKAY?

NOW,WE'LL GO CELEBRATE.

I'VE GOT TO JUDGEVIDEO ANNOUNCEMENTS

IN 15 MINUTES.

WELL, BELIEVE ME,

THAT'S WAY MORETHAN ENOUGH TIME.

LIBERTY...

DO WE HAVE TO TALKABOUT THIS?

JT: I JUST...

I WANNA KNOW IF IT'S SOMETHING I'M DOING, OKAY?

BECAUSE EVER SINCESCHOOL STARTED

YOU'VE BEEN LIKE...AN ICEBERG.

YOU KNOW, STUDENTCOUNCIL PRESIDENT

COMES WITH A LOTOF RESPONSIBILITY,

IF YOU EVEN KNOWWHAT THAT MEANS.

WHATEVER YOU SAY,YOUR MAJESTY.

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it through

? If I hold out

? I know I can make it through

? Be the best

? Be the best I can

? And I say to you

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it through

SIMPSON:CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WIN,MADAM PRESIDENT.

LIBERTY:THANK YOU, MR. SIMPSON.

TOBY: OKAY, WE'LL BE READY TO START AUDITIONS

JUST AS SOON AS OUR STUDENTCOUNCIL PRESIDENT ARRIVES...

WITH HER MAN-SERVANT.

HA HA.

I'M ACTUALLY HERETO AUDITION.

FOR I SEEK NOT ONLYTO INFORM,

BUT TO ENTERTAIN, AS WELL.

YOU'RE AUDITIONING?

IS THERE A PROBLEMWITH THAT?

I'M SORRY,BUT EARLY MORNINGS?

WRITING COPY?BEING ON TIME?

DOES THAT SOUND LIKEJT YORKE TO YOU?

LIBERTY, THIS IS KINDAIMPORTANT TO ME.

WHEN THAT LITTLE LIGHTGOES ON,

IT'S A RUSH.IT DRAWS ME IN.

LIKE A MOTHTO A BUG ZAPPER.

ARE YOU SURE BECOMING AN ENTERTAINER

IS A RESPONSIBLE,MATURE CAREER PATH?

WHAT'S THATSUPPOSED TO MEAN?

NOTHING.DO WHAT YOU WANT, JT.

JT: I'LL JUST SEE YOU IN CLASS.

I'LL AUDITION TOMORROW.

SPINNER: A-MINUS?!

YES!

KWAN:NICE WORK, GAVIN.

KEEP IT UP

AND YOU MIGHT EVENPASS THIS YEAR.

GOT ANY TIPS ON HOW TO GET PASTKWAN'S MARKING SYSTEM?

OH, I GOT TIPS,LOTS OF TIPS,

AND UM... I'D BE HAPPYTO SHARE 'EM WITH YOU

ANY TIME, ANY PLACE,ANY SUBJECT.

I'VE GOT A TIPFOR YOU.

THE FLIRTING?LAME.

OKAY, SO WE'LL TRADE.

I'LL HELP YOU WITH ENGLISH;

YOU HELP ME FLIRT.

SO... YOU FAILEDLAST YEAR?

YEAH, I HAD SOME PROBLEMS.

WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS?

MY DOG... GOT SICKWITH LEUKEMIA.

ALL HIS FUR FELL OUTRIGHT AROUND EXAMS.

AND I WAS JUST TOO BROKEN UPOVER SPARKY-

WOW...

NOT ONLY ARE YOUBAD AT FLIRTING BUT...

YOU SUCK AT LYING,TOO.

KWAN: OKAY CLASS, LET'S BEGIN.

GAVIN, ATTENTION, PLEASE.

JT: TOBES.

WANNA HANG OUTTONIGHT?

DON'T YOU HAVE TO RUBLIBERTY'S FEET OR SOMETHING?

LOOK, IT'S JUST...

THE WAY SHE TALKS TO YOU?

YOU GOTTA BE THE MAN,JT.

OH, BELIEVE ME,TOBES,

I HAVE BEEN THE MAN,OKAY?

ALL SUMMER LONG.

YOU AND LIBERTYHAVE BEEN...

GETTING OUR FREAK ON? OH, YEAH.

DOZENS OF TIMES.

SHE ESPECIALLY LIKES ITWHEN I-

? OH CAAA-NA-DAAAA!OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND- ?

OKAY, I'LL STOP.

SO... WHY IS SHE BARKING ORDERS AT YOU?

SHE JUST BECAME STUDENTCOUNCIL PRESIDENT, OKAY?

MY VIRGINAL FRIEND.

SHE'S STRESSED.

SO MAYBE ALL SHE NEEDS IS A LITTLE...

DE-STRESSING.

SPINNER: JIMMY.

C'MON, MAN, WILL YOU JUST GIMME A CHANCE?

IT'S A WHOLE NEW YEAR.

LOOK, JUST 'CAUSETHEY LET YOU BACK,

IT DOES NOT CHANGEWHO YOU ARE.

SPINNER:BUT I HAVE CHANGED, MAN,I HAVE.

[ANNOUNCEMENTS IN BACKGROUND]

LISTEN, I'VE GOTTATELL YOU SOMETHING.

'KAY? THE TRUTH.

I WAS...

I WAS EXPELLED LAST YEAR.

OKAY.THAT'S A START.

WHY?

I GOT ROPEDINTO SOMETHING.

WE PLAYED A LITTLE PRANKON THIS GUY,

AND HE WENT PSYCHO.

HE CAME TO SCHOOL SHOOTING.

I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.

I JUST DIDN'T KNOWYOU WERE INVOLVED.

ONLY IN THE MOSTINDIRECT WAY.

AND I'VE- I'VE MORETHAN PAID FOR IT,

BUT PEOPLE AROUND HERE,THEY...

THEY WON'T EVENLOOK AT ME.

I'M PERSONA NON GROTTO,

AND IT SUCKS.

LOOK, A BUNCH OF USARE MEETING UP AFTER SCHOOL.

ROOM 208.

WHY DON'T YOU COME,HANG OUT?

HEY, I READ YOUR DANCECOMMITTEE BUDGET -

ON TIME, UNDER BUDGET.

PRESIDENT VAN ZANDT SHOOTS!SHE SCORES!

THE CROWD GOES WILD!

WEIRDO TEACHER OVERLOAD.

DIAGNOSIS:SIMPSONITIS.

IT'S NOTHING.MINOR HEADACHE.

I MEAN,IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.

YOU'RE SPINNINGA HUNDRED PLATES AT ONCE.

HEY, MAYBE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL'SHIRING.

DON'T WASTE YOUR"A" MATERIAL ON ME.

OKAY.

JUST TELL ME ONE THING.

WHAT'RE YOUDOING TONIGHT?

WORK, WORKAND MORE WORK.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YOU'RE GONNA COMEWITH ME

AND OUR FRIENDSTO MOVIE NIGHT.

BUT THERE'S THE BUDGET,AND AGENDAS TO COLLATE,

MEMOS TO WRITE...

ALL OF WHICH CAN WAIT.

OKAY. COOL.

I'LL PICK YOU UP.

JT?

YOU'RE REALLY GREAT.

I KNOW.

[PEOPLE TALKING IN LOW VOICES]

DARCY:EVERYBODY?THIS IS SPINNER.

SPINNER: HI.

WHY'RE YOU GUYS ALL SITTINGIN A CIRCLE?

YOU SHOULD MOVETHOSE CHAIRS.

IT'S SPINNER'SFIRST TIME HERE

SO WHO WANTS TO TELL HIM

THE FIRST RULEOF FRIENDSHIP CLUB?

ALWAYS TALKABOUT FRIENDSHIP CLUB.

RIGHT.SPREAD THE WORD.

OKAY, SO SINCEI'VE GOT THE FLOOR,

I GUESSI'LL KICK US OFF TODAY.

CLUB MEMBERS:OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN,

HALLOWED BE THY NAME. THY KINGDOM COME.

THY WILL BE DONE,

ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN.

GIVE US THIS DAY...

JT:OH, POLYESTER'SIN THIS SEASON?

PAIGE:20 MOVIE THEATRESIN THIS CITY,

AND EVERYONE FROM DEGRASSICOMES TO THIS ONE.

WHAT?

I'LL HAVE ONE EXTREMECORN BUCKET -

DOUBLE TOPPINGS -

UM... A COLA TUB.

ACTUALLY, MAKE THATROOT BEER, PLEASE,

AND TWO BENDY STRAWS.

MANNY:UGH! ENOUGH WITH THE PDA.

EMMA:SORRY GUYS,BUS TOOK FOREVER.

ANOTHER ADVANTAGEOF DATING JT.

MY MAN'S GOT A CAR.

AND MY LADY GETS A RIDEWHENEVER SHE WANTS.

ACTUALLY, I GAVE LIBERTYA REALLY GOOD DRIVING LESSON.

SHE'S PRETTY HANDYWITH THE OLD STICK SHIFT.

OKAY, ENOUGH ABOUTYOU AND LIBERTY'S SEX LIFE!

JT:UH...HEY, UH,GOOD HUSTLE, PAIGE.

YEAH, THAT'LL BE$400 DOLLARS.

LIBERTY: MAYBE THIS'LL TEACH YOU

TO KEEP PRIVATE MATTERS PRIVATE.

YOU STILL HAVETO PAY FOR THAT.

I'VE CALLED.I'VE EMAILED.

IF I GIVE YOU A LIFT,

WILL YOU TAKE THATAS AN APOLOGY?

LOOK,I'M SORRY.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADETHOSE JOKES TO TOBY

ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE.

YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE TOLD HIMABOUT OUR SEX LIFE, PERIOD.

IT WAS STUPID.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAKINGSUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS?

BECAUSE YOU TALKWITHOUT THINKING.

YOU'RE IMMATURE.YOU'RE A CLOWN.

YOU TREAT MELIKE A KID, OKAY?

YOU BOSS ME AROUND

AND YOU WOULDN'T EVENLET ME AUDITION

FOR THE VIDEO ANNOUNCEMENTS.YOU DECIDE EVERYTHING.

GROW UP, JT.

JT: RESPECT ME, LIBERTY.

OKAY AND THEN MAYBE WE CAN MAKEA DECISION TOGETHER FOR ONCE.

LIBERTY: WE DID.

LAST SUMMER,REMEMBER?

WHEN WE DECIDED TO USETHE KING SIZE CONDOM?

THE ONE THAT SLIPPED OFF?

I'M PREGNANT.

JT!

[LOUD CRASH,GLASS SHATTERS]

PASSERBYS: ARE YOU OKAY?

[INDISTINCT COMMENTS OF CONCERN]

JT:OH MY GOD!

WHAT...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

HATZILAKOS:WHAT HAPPENED?ARE YOU OKAY?

WE'RE FINE.

A DOG RANONTO THE ROAD.

JT SWERVED.

HE DID EVERYTHINGHE COULD.

HATZILAKOS:WELL, YEAH...ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN.

WHY DON'T YOU GO INSIDE? I'LL TALK TO THE POLICE.

I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE OKAY.

SIMPSON:SO, WHAT DRAWS US TO SOMEADVERTISING AND NOT TO OTHERS?

IS IT THE LOOK?

THE HOOK? OR IS IT...?

OKAY. [CLAPS]

PEEPERS UP FRONT, PEOPLE.

IT'S TIME TO PARTNER UP.

LIBERTY AND JT, NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US.

HOW LONGHAVE YOU KNOWN?

A WHILE.

A WHILE?WHAT'S A WHILE?

DAYS? WEEKS?

TRY MONTHS.

THREE.

LIBERTY.

I DON'T WANTTO BE PREGNANT,

OKAY?

MORNING AFTER MORNINGI WAKE UP AND GUESS WHAT?

I STILL AM.

WELL,UH, WHAT ABOUT A...

AN ABORTION?

I DON'T EVEN WANTTO THINK ABOUT THAT,

LET ALONE TALK ABOUT IT.

AND ARE YOU SURE THATYOU'RE REALLY PREGNANT?

DO YOU NEED PROOF?

FINE. GO BUYA PREGNANCY TEST.

YOU HAVEN'T DONE ONE?

A WOMAN JUST KNOWS,JT.

THERE ARE A VASTMULTITUDE OF SIGNS.

INCLUDING FREQUENT URINATION.MR. SIMPSON?

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

NO.

YOU WERE AWFULLYSPLITSVILLE LAST NIGHT.

DIDN'T LIKE THE CLUB?

IT WAS CHRISTIAN.

SO? I JOINEDA COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.

IT'S FUN.

GUESS I'M NOT INTO THE...

JOINED-HANDS-GROUP-PRAYERVARIETY OF FUN.

RIGHT,'CAUSE THAT'S ALL I DO.

JUST BECAUSEI'M CHRISTIAN

DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T CREAM YOUIN LASER TAG.

OOH, LASER TAG.WHAT A PARTY.

UM, WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO?WEENIE ROASTS?

I LIKE HORROR MOVIES,MAKE FART JOKES,

WATCH THE OCCASIONALULTIMATE FIGHTING CHALLENGE.

YOU'RE ALLOWEDTO DO THAT?

YES.

I'M NOT IN SOME CULT,SPINNER.

I DO PRETTY MUCHANYTHING I WANT.

UM, ARE YOU ALLOWEDTO DRINK COFFEE?

LIKE, SAY, TONIGHT,AT THE DOT?

[BABY CRIES OUT]

[BABY SQUEALS]

SHE IN THERE AGAIN?

GET COMFORTABLE.SHE'S GONNA BE AWHILE.

PROBABLY ALL BUNGED UP.

YOU ARE AN IGNORANTLITTLE PUKE!

YOU KNOW NOTHINGABOUT LIBERTY, OKAY?

SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE,AND GET LOST!

MAN, YOU GOT ISSUES.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

IT'S POSITIVE?

TOBY:YOU MISSED IT!

HEATHER SINCLAIR AUDITIONEDWITH A DANGLER.

SHE HAD A BOOG HANGINGFROM A NOSE HAIR!

YOU OKAY ENOUGHTO DO THIS?

YEAH, IT'S MINE.

ALRIGHTY.

SO UM...I'LL POINT TO YOU

AND THAT'SWHEN YOU START.

HELLO, I'M, JT YORKE WITHYOUR MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS.

I... UM... OKAY.

GOOD MORNING.

CONGRATS TO OURSENIOR GIRLS RELAY TEAM,

WHO KNOCKED UP-

[NERVOUS LAUGH]UH... WHO KNOCKED OFF...

RIVAL CARSON HILL,

AND ARE NOWGUARANTEED A BERTH...

UM... A BERTH IN...

I'M GONNA BE SICK.

TOBY:OKAY. UH... NEXT?

THAT WENT GREAT.

I'LL JUST HAVE TO NOTIFYHEATHER SINCLAIR

SHE HAS THE JOB.

I CAN DO BETTER,OKAY?

I TOLD YOUNOT TO AUDITION.

ENTERTAINMENT IS NOT A PRACTICALCAREER PATH FOR YOU.

WILL YOU STOP?

JUST STOP TRYINGTO CONTROL ME - PLEASE.

FINE, I'LL FOCUS ONCONTROLLING OTHER THINGS.

LIKE MY VOMITING.

LIBERTY?

WE NEED TO GET YOU A DOCTOR,AND GET YOU CHECKED OUT.

ACTUALLY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.

MEDICAL CONCERNS,TELLING PARENTS,

ALL THE PRACTICAL DETAILS.

WHILE I JUST STAND AROUNDAND WATCH?

JT:THE CANYON HOPPER XT.

IT'S AMAZING IT STILL WORKS.

TOBY: YEAH. I FOUND IT CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE.

TECHNICALLYIT'S HALF YOURS.

YEAH WELL, WE SOLDA LOT OF GOLF BALLS.

TOBES?

LIBERTY'S PREGNANT.

WOW.

YEAH.

OKAY. OKAY, UM...

THEY HAVE- THEY HAVESUPPORT GROUPS, RIGHT?

AND UH...

YOU CAN TALK TO MISS SAUVEAT SCHOOL AND...

AND TELL YOUR PARENTS.

ACTUALLY, THERE'SA BIGGER PROBLEM.

A BIGGER PROBLEM THANLIBERTY BEING PREGNANT?

YEAH, HER.

LIBERTY.

EVERYTHING SHE USEDTO LIKE ABOUT ME?

SHE NOW HATES.

I MEAN, SHE TREATS MELIKE CRAP, TOBES.

UM...JUST TALK TO HER.

TELL HER TO QUIT IT.

DOESN'T WORK.NOTHING WORKS.

WHAT AM I GOINGTO DO?

CORNER TABLE.NICE.

YEAH, IT'S ONE OF THE PERKSOF WORKING HERE.

HERE.MADE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

HMM. GREEN DAY,MISSY E.,

UH... ARCADE FIRE?

COOL.NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.

YOUR TURN.

TELL ME SOMETHINGABOUT YOURSELF

THAT I WOULDN'T EXPECT.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS GOES RIGHTIN THE VAULT, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLEMR. HANDSOME CONTESTS?

BEAUTY PAGEANTS FOR BOYS?

YOU ARE LOOKINGAT LITTLE MR. HANDSOME,

AGE FOUR THROUGH SIX.

[LAUGHS]

SO, WHAT HAPPENEDAFTER SIX?

GOT UGLY, I GUESS.

[LAUGHS]

JIMMY:JUST A HEADS UP?

YOU SHOULD BE CAREFULWITH THIS GUY.

HE'S DANGEROUS,YOU KNOW.

JIMMY-

HE TENDS TO GETPEOPLE SHOT.

THAT'S NO GOOD.

I DON'T KNOWWHAT HE TOLD YOU BUT...

I DOUBT IT'S THE TRUTH.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

I'M GOING TOASK YOU THIS:

CAN I DO THE MORNINGANNOUNCEMENTS?

NO.

OKAY.I'M GONNA ASK AGAIN.

JT, WE'RE NOT TALKINGABOUT THIS.

LIBERTY, IF WE CAN'T TALKABOUT THIS,

THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA DEALWITH THE FACTTHAT YOU'RE PREGNANT?

WE'RE NOT;I AM.

OH, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

JUST LIKE YOUTO MAKE A JOKE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU USEDTO LIKE ABOUT ME, REMEMBER?

IS THAT I MAKE JOKES?

YEAH, WELL,EVERYTHING'S CHANGED.

I DON'T HAVE TIMEFOR JOKES.

THIS IS SERIOUS.

I CAN'T TRUST YOUTO DEAL WITH THIS.

FINE.

THEN I CAN'T DEALWITH YOU.

THAT'S IT, LIBERTY.I'M DONE.

YOU'RE BREAKING UPWITH ME?

NOW?

LOOK, WHATEVERYOU HAVE TO SAY,

I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE,OKAY? SO...

YOU DON'T HAVETO BOTHER.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL METHE WHOLE STORY?

SPINNER: BECAUSE...

JIMMY WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

I BASICALLY CUTHIS LEGS OFF.

I DON'T LIKETO BROADCAST THAT.

YOU DIDN'T SHOOT HIM.

NO,BUT I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE.

IT WAS TOTALLY MY FAULT.

I KEEP TRYINGTO TALK TO HIM BUT...

YOU CAN'T MAKEJIMMY FORGIVE YOU,

ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVEN'TFORGIVEN YOURSELF.

YEAH, I GET IT.FRIENDSHIP CLUB.

RIGHT?BLAH BLAH BLAH.

NO,I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.

BECAUSE I LIKE YOU.

HERE...

IF YOU STILL WANTTO GET TO KNOW ME BETTER.

LIBERTY?

I GOT A JOB...AT A DRUG STORE.

YOU DID?

SO NOT ONLY WILL I BE ABLETO SHARE THE COSTS,

BUT WHEN THE BABY COMES,

I'LL GET A PRETTY GOOD DISCOUNTON DIAPERS, TOO.

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

BECAUSE...

I WANT TO HELP.

AND IT'S THE ONLY WAYI KNOW HOW.

AND I DIDN'T NEEDYOUR PERMISSION.

THAT WAS A PLUS,TOO.

WE'RE NOT BACK TOGETHER.

I KNOW.

BUT I'M NOT GONNAABANDON YOU,

AND I'M NOT GONNAABANDON THIS BABY.

I'VE NEVER-

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