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ALEX: YOU COULD BE IN ONE OF THESE UNIVERSITY GUIDES.

EVERYBODY IN HERE LOOKS SO HAPPY.

SAY ITIN YOUR SQUEAKY VOICE.

[SQUEAKY VOICE]EVERYBODY LOOKS SO HAPPY.

[PAIGE CHUCKLES]

I'M BORED.

MAYBE I SHOULDEAT SOMETHING.

20 UNIVERSITIESAND COLLEGES

ARE COMING TO DEGRASSION WEDNESDAY.

SO?

LOOK,DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

YOU'RE APPLYING TO BANTING -

WORRY ABOUT CHOOSINGTHE RIGHT SUV

FOLLOWING GRADUATION.

ALEX...

OH...

UM... WANT TO TAKEMY SHIFT TOMORROW?

I NEED THE MONEY.

WANT TO KNOW WHY?

MATT'S BACK.

NOW SAY ITIN YOUR SQUEAKY VOICE.

PAIGE: HE CALLED ME LAST NIGHT.

ALL OUT-OF-THE-BLUE.

BY THIS TIME TOMORROW?

MATT AND I WILL BE REUNITED.

RESUMING QUEL GRAND ROMANCE.

ALEX: GREAT.

NOW I'M BORED,NAUSEOUS AND IRRITATED -

ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

WELL, I'M JUSTPLAIN OL' HAPPY.

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it through

? If I hold out

? I know I can make it through

? Be the best

? Be the best I can

? And I say to you

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it through

JT: [CLEARS THROAT]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,YOUR NEW PRESIDENT.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

MARCO: LOOKS LIKE LIBERTY WON SCHOOL PRESIDENT.

WAS THERE AN ELECTION?

THERE WAS AN ACCLAMATION.

AND NO, YOU DIDN'TMISS ANYTHING.

SO MATT'S BACK TONIGHT.

MMM...MINI HOORAY.

NOW BACK TO ME.

LOOK, I NEED TO DECIDEMY FUTURE

OVER MY LUNCHOF CABBAGE ROLLS.

APPLY TO BANTING.

BANTING IS FOR RICH KIDS

AND FREAKISHGENIUS-SAVANTS.

DID YOU SIGN-UP FOR THOSECOLLEGE INFO SESSIONS TOMORROW?

WHY DO YOU DRONE ONABOUT ME GOING TO COLLEGE?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANTTO COME BACK FOR THE REUNION

TO FIND OUT MY FORMERFRIENDS ARE LOSERS.

THE SIGN-UP SHEET'SIN GUIDANCE. GO.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

PERINO: SO PRIME MINISTER TRUDEAU HAD TWO CHOICES.

HE COULD EITHER BRING INMARTIAL LAW,

OR LET THE QUEBEC RIOTSESCALATE.

HE CHOSE THE FIRST.WHY?

IS ANYBODY PAYINGATTENTION ANYMORE?

PAIGE?

UM...

HE HAD TO DO WHAT WAS BESTFOR THE COUNTRY.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU,PAIGE.

SOMETHING TO SHARE,ALEX?

PAIGE LIKES TO DECIDEWHAT'S BEST FOR PEOPLE, SIR,

AND JAM ITDOWN THEIR THROATS.

OH...WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

YOUR JUDGMENTAL SELF.

ALEX? SHUT UP.

PERINO: OKAY.

I'M NOW GOING TO BRING IN MARTIAL LAW.

YOU CAN WORK THIS OUT LATER -

IN DETENTION.

NO. NO, NO, NO, SIR.NOT TODAY.

SIR, YOU CAN POSTPONEDETENTION FOR WORK, RIGHT?

I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT.

PAIGE: AND I HAVE A DATE!

A BEYOND LIFE-CHANGING DATE!

SIR?

SIR!

OH... [SIGHS]

[COACH BLOWS WHISTLE]

JIMMY: OKAY GUYS, BRING IT IN. LET'S GO!

HUSTLE. LET'S GO!

WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?

I'M JIMMY BROOKS,ASSISTANT COACH,

AND I'LL BE WATCHING YOUSHOOT TODAY.

WHY?

SO I CAN HELP YOU GET BETTER.

LOOK, I'VE PLAYED FOR THIS TEAM THREE YEARS IN A ROW.

TEAM CAPTAINEACH AND EVERY ONE,

EXCEPT FOR LAST YEAR.

YOU'RE THE GUYTHAT GOT SHOT.

JIMMY:UH, MOST PLAYERSMAKE THE MISTAKE

OF NOT SETTING THEIR FEETBEFORE THEY SHOOT.

NOT LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

OKAY, YOU SET YOUR FEET -THAT'S COOL -

BUT YOU'RE NOT USINGYOUR LEGS.

SO?

THE POWER FROM YOUR SHOTCOMES FROM YOUR LEGS,

NOT THE HANDS.

THE HANDS JUST GUIDE THE BALL.

CAN YOU MENTALLY WILLTHIS THING TO GO FASTER?

I'VE TRIED.

ALL WEEK I'VE TRIED.

SIMPSON:GOT A MINUTE?

OH YEAH,YOU'VE GOT 30.

[LAUGHS]

I'VE BEEN SAVINGTHAT ONE.

UM... LOOK, PAIGE,

YOU LISTED YOUR TOP THREECHOICES FOR UNIVERSITY

BANTING, BANTING, BANTING.

IT'S GOOD TO AIM HIGH,SIR.

YOU'VE AIMEDFOR THE HIGHEST.

WELL, THE BUSINESS PROGRAMI'M APPLYING FOR

IT'S EXTREMELY SELECTIVE.

ONLY 30 APPLICANTSACCEPTED ANNUALLY.

ALL THE MORE REASONFOR A PLAN B.

KEEP A SECRET?

MY MOM'S BESTEST GIRLFRIEND,

SHE'S HEAD OF ADMISSIONS.

WELL,IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT

YOUR WHOLE LIFE PLANNED OUT,PAIGE.

I KNOW WHAT'S BESTFOR ME.

NOW, SIR,

I SNIPED AT ALEXIN CLASS;

HE DISTRIBUTEDMANNY SANTOS'S BREASTS

THROUGH THE SCHOOLELECTRONICALLY.

I DON'T BELONG HERE.

FAR BE IT FOR METO STAND IN THE WAY

OF YOUR PERFECT LIFE.

HEY, IF SHE GETS TO GO,CAN I?

ISN'T THIS YOUR FIRSTOF FIVE WEEKS DETENTION?

YEAH,MS. HATZILAKOS -

OH, I MEAN, YOUR MOMMY -WOULD SAY NO.

THESE KIDS, HAZE,

I DO NOT KNOW WHERETHEY LEARNED TO SHOOT,

BUT THEY'RE GONNA HAVE MEBUSY ALL YEAR.

WELL, THEY COULDN'T HAVEA BETTER COACH,

COACH BROOKS.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

DEREK: LESS POWER ON THAT BALL.

FASTER ON THOSE CROSS-OVERS.

ALL THE COACHES OUT THERE AND THEY GIVE US A CRIPPLE?

COME ON, MAN.

THANK YOU.

PAIGE.

[LAUGHS]

SORRY ABOUT THE BAG.

I DIDN'T GET A CHANCETO GO HOME.

CAME STRAIGHTFROM THE AIRPORT.

I-I LIKE THATI'M YOUR FIRST STOP.

YOU'RE SCRATCHY.

OH YEAH,THE BEARD.

AND YOUR HAIR...

YEAH, IT'S NOT HEALTHYTO WASH IT TOO MUCH.

SOMETHING I LEARNEDTHIS SUMMER.

OKAY, HERE.

PRESENTS DON'T HAVE TO WAITUNTIL AFTER DESSERT.

OH... IT'S A...IT'S AN ORGANIZER.

YOU SAID YOUR LIFEWAS CHAOS.

YEAH,I WASN'T COMPLAINING.

MATT,I'M APPLYING TO BANTING.

BANTING? WOW.

THAT'S AIMINGFOR THE STARS.

YEAH.

AND ONCE I GRADUATEFROM BUSINESS SCHOOL,

I'LL BE ABLETO AIM EVEN HIGHER.

EVERYBODY WHO GRADUATESFROM THERE DOES WELL.

AND I WAS THINKING THAT,

WITH ME MOVING TO KINGSTONFOR SCHOOL...

MAYBE YOU'D CONSIDERMOVING, TOO?

UH... I KNOW YOU WANTTHIS WHOLE...

BIG MONEYEXECUTIVE THING,

AND THAT'S-THAT'S GREAT...

FOR YOU.

BUT MY LIFE'SJUST NOT SET.

I'M RE-EVALUATING THINGS.

YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

WHAT?LIKE YOU'VE FIGURED IT OUT?

I MEAN, PAIGE LIKE...

YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE ANSWERS,

BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWTHE QUESTIONS.

I HAVE A BUDDYIN VANCOUVER...

WHO SAYS THAT HE CAN GET MEA JOB PAINTING HOUSES.

SO WHEN WILL I SEE YOU?

DO I GET TO SEE YOU?

YOU KNOW,I-I FEEL LIKE SUCH A JERK.

YOU GOT ME A PRESENT

AND I DIDN'T...

BRING YOU BACK ANYTHING.

HERE.

YOU'RE DUMPING ME?

AND GIVING ME DRUGS?

PAIGE, I CAN'T BE EXPECTEDTO SIGN UP FOR THIS BORING,

ROUTINIZED LIFEYOU'VE GOT LAID OUT.

I DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING,MATT.

I WAS HOPING

THAT YOU WOULD WANTTO BE WITH ME,

THAT'S ALL.

PAIGE, I...

COME ON, PAIGE.

PAIGE: [SIGHS]THE MOST HUMILIATING PART?AFTERWARDS.

"THE PUBLIC TRANSITRIDE-OF-SHAME."

BUS?YOU COULDN'T TAKE A CAB?

OH, WHY BEHYSTERICALLY EMOTIONAL

IN FRONTOF ONE CABDRIVER

WHEN YOU'VE GOTTHE ENTIRE TTC?

WOW. LOOK, I HAVE TO GETTO A SEMINAR

FOR UNIVERSITYIN NUNAVIT.

MARCO,COME TO BANTING.

YOU'RE GOINGTO BE OKAY?

YOUR FACE IS PUFFIERTHAN USUAL.

DOES THATANSWER YOUR QUESTION?

SO YOUR DATEDIDN'T GO WELL?

AREN'T YOU GOINGTHE WRONG WAY?

COLLEGES YOU WANT TO SPEAKTO ARE INSIDE.

I'M NOT TALKINGTO ANY COLLEGES.

FINE.

TAKE IT.IT'S A PRESENT.

YOU'RE PULLING OUTA JOINT?

ON THE FRONT STEPSOF DEGRASSI?

HOW VERY UN-YOUOF YOU.

WOULD YOU GOIF YOU'RE STONED?

I'LL GOIF YOU'RE STONED.

MY CLOTHES AREN'T GONNA SMELL,AREN'T THEY?

OR MY HAIR?

OOH, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW,SOMETIMES IN MOVIES,

CHARACTERS EYESLIKE GLOSS OVER

AND THEY START TO NOD THEIR HEAD A LOT.

YOU'RE NODDING.

SO IT'S TRUE?

IT DOES SUCK -MATT DUMPING YOU.

UNIVERSITY REP:HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF SUDBURY

AS A POTENTIALPOST SECONDARY SCHOOL?

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SUDBURY

AS A POTENTIALPOST SECONDARY SCHOOL?

[LAUGHING]

LET'S ROCK AND ROLL.

UNIVERSITY REP:WE HAVE A STATE-OF-THE-ARTCAMPUS,

GREAT FACILITIES,

GREAT LIBRARY,

POOL...

[LAUGHING]

OUR UNIVERSITY HAS ANINTERNATIONAL REPUTATION

FOR EXCELLENCEIN ACADEMICS.

BUT OUT ROOT STRENGTH

LIES IN OUR PASSION FOR TEACHING OUR STUDENTS

HOW TO BECOME LEADERS AND INNOVATORS.

TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO DISCUSSOUR 10 WORLD CLASS FACULTIES

AND THEIR ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS.

DEREK,

I WANNA TALK TO YOU.

YEAH, WHAT'S UP?

GOT SOME MOREPOINTERS TO SHARE?

TEACH ME HOW TO JUMP?

WHOA! EASY.

WHAT MAKES YOU SO ARROGANT?

YOU THINK YOU'REBETTER THAN ME?

WHAT?

ANSWER MY QUESTION.

DUDE,BACK OFF, NOW.

MAKE ME.

WHAT'S WRONG,YOU SCARED?

YEAH, I'M SCARED.

I'M SCARED OF HURTINGA CRIPPLE.

ARMSTRONG:HEY!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HE STARTED IT.

I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR!

ARMSTRONG:WELL, WHATEVER HAPPENED,IT'S OVER.

I'LL SEE YOU TWOAT PRACTICE.

HOW ARE ALL THESE PEOPLESUPPOSED TO AFFORD

UNIVERSITY OR COLLEGE?

LOTS AND LOTSOF STUDENT LOANS.

WHAT IF YOURONLY COLLATERAL

IS YOUR MOTHER'SWELFARE CHEQUE?

THE POINT IS TO PAY BACKTHE LOAN

AFTER YOU GRADUATE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

OFF MY WELFARE CHECK.

[LAUGHS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

SO I'M APPLYING TO BANTING.

WHAT?[HAPPY SQUEALS]

WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND?

MARCO: I WANT TO DO SOCIAL-

SIMPSON: PAIGE?!

I'LL CONFESS,WHEN YOU SAID YOU HAD

A FAMILY FRIEND AT BANTING,I DID NOT BELIEVE YOU.

SHE'S HERE?

WELL, SHE'S LEAVING,BUT I SAID I COME GET YOU

BEFORE SHE GOES. SHE'LL BEIN THE RESOURCE CENTRE.

ALEX:PAIGE, PAIGE!

THIS PERSON -SHE'S A FAMILY FRIEND?

YES.

WHICH MEANS...

NOT ONLY AM I GONNALOSE OUT ON BANTING,

BUT...

MY PARENTS ARE GOINGTO FIND OUT

I'M A POTHEAD,TOO.

BLOW IT OFF.

I CAN'T JUST-JUST BLOW IT OFF.

IT'S REMARKABLY EASY.

MY ENTIRE FUTUREDEPENDS ON THIS.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

BECAUSE YOU DON'THAVE A FUTURE.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

SIMPSON: [KNOCKING] PAIGE?

HAVE A GOOD INTERVIEW,PAIGE.

JIMMY:OKAY GENTLEMEN,BRING IT IN FOR ME, PLEASE.

OKAY, YOU CAN'T WINWITHOUT FUNDAMENTALS,

SO TODAY, WE'RE GONNA WORKON OUR THREE-POINT SHOOTING.

OKAY.GIVE ME THE BALL.

SUPERSTAR.

THAT'S HOW YOU SHOOTA THREE-POINT SHOT.

DEREK: REALLY.

'CAUSE THIS ISHOW I DO IT.

SO...WHAT DID YOU THINK?

I THINK IT'S TIMETO TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL.GIVE ME THE BALL.

LET'S SEEWHAT YOU GOT.

HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS.

IT WAS EASY.

BYE, BYE.

TEAM: OOH, YEAH!

I GOT THIS.

I GOT THIS.

TEAM: [LAUGHS] YOU SUCK.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU JUST GOT BEATBY A CRIPPLE.

UH, MS. MYERS?ELIZABETH? LIZ?

PAIGE, HEY.

SO, YOU WANT TO COMETO BANTING.

THAT'S PRETTY EXCITING.

UH...

YEAH, IT IS UM...

EXCITING.

PRETTY.

MAYBE WE CAN FINALLYGET YOUR MOTHER UP

FOR REGULAR VISITS,HUH?

DEFINITELY.

LOTS AND LOTS OF MOM.

SO THIS FAIR...

DID YOU FIND ITAT ALL HELPFUL?

NOT REALLY.

YOU DIDN'T FIND

ANY OF THE UNIVERSITIES HEREINTERESTING?

INTERESTING.

THAT'S AN INTERESTINGQUESTION.

WERE THEY INTERESTING?

WOW...

WHO'S TO SAY?

WHY BANTING?

WELL, YOU'RE THE-THE HARVARD OF THE NORTH.

I MEAN, NOT YOU,MS. MYERS.

ELIZABETH. LIZ.

BUT BANTING,I MEAN.

ELIZABETH: BANTING HAS A CACHE, YES.

BUT WHAT ALSO ATTRACTS YOUTO OUR UNIVERSITY?

WELL...

IT'S VERY GREEN.

SORRY, PAIGE,

I FEEL I HAVETO ASK YOU THIS.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO PURSUEA CAREER IN BUSINESS?

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.

AND I AM SO HIGH.

[LAUGHING]

DEREK: WHOA! DUDE, STOP!

WAS THAT A FLUKE?

PLEASE, TELL METHAT WAS A FLUKE.

ARE WE TALKINGABOUT ME

SINKING ITFROM THE TEN SECOND LINE?

AND NOT JUST THAT.

FOUR - IN A ROW.

FROM A CHAIR,WITH NO JUMP.

TRY 12.

I'VE DONE 12 IN A ROWFROM A CHAIR

WITH NO JUMP.

LOOK, YOU GOTTATEACH ME THAT.

COME ON.

OKAY.

BUT WHEN YOU'RE SHOWING OFFFOR YOUR FRIENDS -

AND I KNOW YOU WILL -

TELL THEM YOU LEARNED ITFROM YOUR COACH,

NOT THE GUYWHO GOT SHOT.

YOU GOT IT.

STIR THE POPCORNAND DON'T TALK TO ME.

IF IT'S ANY COMPENSATION,

MY MOM'S BESTEST FRIENDIS ALSO HER INFORMANT.

AND I'M GROUNDEDUNTIL I DIE.

OR GO TO UNIVERSITY.

YOUR PARTY TO CELEBRATEMY DEMISE

CAN COMMENCE NOW.

WHAT HAPPENED TOTHE YOU-NOT-TALKING IDEA I HAD?

I WAS A TOAD TO YOU.

A WARTY, BUMPY,

GREEN-SKINNEDHORNY TOAD.

BUT YOU WERE RIGHT.

NO, I WASN'T.

I'M NOT.

ALEX.

PAIGE, I DON'T HAVEA FUTURE, OKAY?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEREI'M SLEEPING TONIGHT.

THE WAY MY MOMAND HER STUPID BOYFRIEND FIGHT,

I MIGHT BE AT HOME

OR I MIGHT BEAT A WOMEN'S SHELTER.

SO HOW AM I SUPPOSEDTO PLAN

FOR SOMETHING LIKEUNIVERSITY?

NO.

I'M WEARING THISTHE REST OF MY LIFE.

YOU'RE NOT.

ODDS ARE I AM.

WELL, GOOD TO KNOW.

THAT'S TWO OF USWHO ARE SCARED.

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