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PETER:ONE, TWO, THREE... ACTION!

DO YOU THINK THAT AGENTIS EVER GONNA CALL ME?

DO YOU THINK THAT PETER GUYIS EVER GONNA NOTICE ME?

WE'VE BEEN COMING HEREFOR WEEKS.

OKAY.WHAT IF I STOOD UP?

DO I HAVE, LIKE,LUMPY CHAIR DENTSIN MY THIGHS?

ALL RIGHT,YOU'D NEED FATON THEM - OR ANY.

EMMA: LOOK. HE'S TALKING TO THAT TURQUOISE TANKINI TRAMP.

I HATE HER.

YOU'VE ALREADY WON.

YOU DON'T NEEDA TANKINI

TO HIDEYOUR BUDDHA BELLY

OR SHORTS TO CAMOUFLAGE YOUR BUTT.

EMMA: MANNY...

HE'S LOOKING AT YOU.

MANNY: PLEASE.

I'M NOT HIS TYPE.

HE'S LOOKING AT YOU -YOU ARE.

THAT IS THE FIRST GUYI'VE LIKED

SINCE HURRICANE SEAN

BLEW THROUGHMY EMOTIONAL TRAILER PARK.

EM, I HAVE ONE GOALTHIS YEAR,

AND IT AIN'T ANONYMOUSHOT-DUDE-AT-POOL.

I'M GONNA BE AN ACTRESS.

GO AHEAD, SMILE,

'CAUSE I'M DOING IT.

WHATEVER IT TAKES?

I'M DOING.

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it through

? If I hold out

? I know I can make it through

? Be the best

? Be the best that I can

? And I say to you

? Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it through

PAIGE: CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT WE,

THE MOST CURSED CLASS IN HISTORY,

ACTUALLY MADE ITTO SENIOR YEAR?

ALL:NO.

HAZEL:I GUESS ASHLEYDIDN'T MAKE IT.

CRAIG:YET. SHE'LL BE HERE.

RIGHT, EL?

DEFINITELY.

HEY!

SHE'S A BIG AGENT.

SHE'S PROBABLYJUST BUSY.

JT: TRUST PAPA SUPAFRY, OKAY?

THE ACTING WORLDIS ALL ABOUT BRUTAL REJECTION.

HATZILAKOS: YOU PUT IN A LOT OF WORK THIS SUMMER,

AND THAT'S WHY I'M LETTING YOU BACK.

BUT ONE SLIP-UP,AND I MEAN ONE,

AND YOU'RE OUTTHAT DOOR.

GOT IT.

I WON'T DISAPPOINT YOU,MISS H,

I SWEAR TO GOD.

MALE VOICE OVER P.A.: CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

A SET OF KEYS WAS FOUND UNDER THE BLEACHERS IN THE GYM.

IF YOU'VE LOST YOUR KEYS...

SPINNER: HEY GUYS.

LOOK WHO'S BACK?JIMMY.

UH... GOOD SUMMER?

HEY.

GUY: HEY MANNY.

HE'S ACTUALLY HERE.

YOU CAN DO IT.

UH, I'M TOO NERVOUS!

[LAUGH] HI.

WELCOME TO EMMA,I'M DEGRASSI.

NICE TO MEET YOU,DEGRASSI.

MANNY:IT'S A TRADITION -BACKWARDS GREETING.

WE ALL DO IT FIRST DAY.

SO YOU'RE MANNYAND I'M...?

PETER.

I KNOW YOU. YOU'RE THE ACTRESSFROM THE KEVIN SMITH FILM.

YEAH.

I'M A DIRECTOR.WELL, ASPIRING, ANYWAY.

YOU GOT AN AGENT?

I SENT MY PHOTOSTO BERNICE FEIN AND...

SHE'S THE BESTIN THE CITY,

SO, I'M JUST WAITINGFOR A CALL.

PETER: FOREVER.

THAT'S HOW LONG YOU'RE GONNAHAVE TO WAIT.

YOU GOTTA MARCHRIGHT INTO HER OFFICE,

LOOKING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS,AND DEMAND TO SEE HER.

MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS,

"IF YOU WANT SOMETHING IN LIFE, DON'T ASK.

JUST TAKE."

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

EXCUSE ME.

HELLO?

ELLIE: ASHLEY HASN'T EMAILED IN A WEEK.

SHE'S TOTALLY DISAPPEARED.

MARCO:OKAY... UH...

MAYBE-MAYBE-MAYBESHE'S GONNA SURPRISE CRAIG?

HMM? SHOW UPAT HIS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.

IT'S TOMORROW?

WHAT DO WE DO?

OH MANUELLITA,I DIDN'T MAKE LUNCH.

I JUST CAMEFOR MY CREDIT CARD.

UH... LEFTOVERS?OR A TOASTY SANDWICH?

I COULD THROW TOGETHERAN OMELET.

MOM, IT'S MY CREDIT CARD,AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHY YOU GUYS DON'T LET MEKEEP IT.

YOUR DADDY AND I

JUST WANT YOUTO BE RESPONSIBLE.

I AM!

I WORKED REALLY HARDON THE MOVIE

TO MAKE ALL THAT MONEY.

SOMETIMES WE ARE CONCERNED.

WHAT YOU WEAR,WHERE YOU GO...

WITH BOYS.

AND YOUR GRADES.

WHAT, DO YOU THINKI'M RETARDED?

I'M NOT!I CAN MANAGE!

I'M SMART!

I JUST...

I JUST NEED SOMENEW CLOTHES FOR SCHOOL,

OKAY MOM?

FIFTY DOLLARS ONLY,OKAY?

YOU KNOW HOWYOUR DADDY IS.

HE'LL CHOP OFFOUR HEADS.

OKAY.

THANKS, BYE.

MARCO: I DID A SAFARI IN MASAI MARA,

AND HONEST EL,IT BLEW MY MIND.

[GIGGLING]

WHAT?YOU TWO HAVEHAND SIGNALS?

WE DON'T EVEN HAVEHAND SIGNALS.

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

OH... GOOD,IT'S FROM ASH.

NOT GOOD.

WAY... WAY NOT GOOD.

UH... THAT...

THAT IS-THAT IS NOT CRAIG.

IT'S ALISTAIR,AKA "ALI",

AKA THE REASON SHE'S...

STAYING IN ENGLAND.

WHAT? OH...

NICE BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

ELLIE: OKAY, WE HAVE TO THROW HIM THE GREATEST,

MOST ROCKINGESTPARTY EVER.

WOW.

DID YOU JUST SAYROCKINGEST?

YEAH.

I'M THAT UPSETFOR HIM.

? LOVES ALIVE IN THE CITY

? I FEEL IT DEEP DOWN

? SOON I'LL BE SITTIN' PRETTY

? I'M GONNA BREAK NEW GROUND

? THE ROAD AHEADDON'T SCARE ME ?

? 'CAUSE THE FUTURE'SMINE TO HOLD ?

? SO WHY CHANGE ME?

? 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT IT'S LIKE ?

? LET 'EM WALK IN MY SHOES

? STEP BY STEPI'M GETTING THERE ?

? YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT IT'S LIKE ?

? IN A WORLD SO BRAND NEW

? FOR A GIRLTHAT'S GETTING THERE ?

? BUT I SWEARI'M GETTING THERE ?

TWO MINUTES,I PROMISE.

I WON'T LEAVE.

AND I'LL STAREAT YOU...

REALLY, REALLY HARD.

SPARE TWO MINUTESFOR PEST CONTROL?

THANKS, BERNICE.

"AND IN THE MIDSTOF ALL THAT RESCUING,

IN THE MIDSTOF ALL THAT CLAWING FOR HOPE,

NOBODY MADE ITOUT OF OUR WEDDING ALIVE."

A GLASS OF MILK,HONEY.

YOU WANT ME TO- ?

BERNICE: I MEAN, IT'S NICE - MILK.

UH... IT'S KINDA BORING.

DANNY, TAKE A LOOKAT THE WALL BEHIND ME.

TELL ME WHATYOU SEE, DEAR.

A BUNCH OF REALLYGORGEOUS PEOPLE.

MM-HM.

BUT THEY'RE NOTJUST GORGEOUS.

THEY'RE SPECIAL.THEY HAVE "IT".

LOOK AT ROBIN.ROBIN HAS "IT".

ROBIN IS SPECIAL.

WHAT'S SO SPECIALABOUT YOU?

HMM?

EXACTLY MY POINT.

SO, YOU GO FIGURE THAT OUTBEFORE YOU COME BACK HERE.

OH, AND A WORD OF ADVICE?

STOP WITH THE BEANS AND RICEAND UH...

DUMP THE LUMPS.

COME.

[HORN BLARES]

[SCREAMS]

HI, EMMA?

CAN YOU MEET MEDOWNTOWN, NOW?

EMMA: UGH, LOOK AT THAT ASS.

SHE SAID"DUMP THE LUMPS".

OKAY, SHE'S OUTOF HER MIND.

AND I'M A GLASSOF MILK.

OKAY, YOU ARE OUTYOUR MIND.

MANNY,YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

YOU DO NOT NEEDTO CHANGE.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOTYOUR PERIOD IN CLASS-

SHH...

REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOTYOUR PERIOD IN CLASS

AND EVERYONEWAS LAUGHING AT YOU

AND YOU JUST TOLD THEM ALLTO SHUT UP?

I FEEL LIKE THATEVERY DAY.

LIKE EVERYBODY'SJOKING ABOUT ME,

AND I CAN NEVERGET THEM TO SHUT UP.

AND A PLASTIC SURGEONCAN CHANGE THAT?

THEY WON'T BE LAUGHINGWHEN I'M FAMOUS.

MANNY SANTOS?

SO, SOME OFF MY UH...THIGHS AND,

MY...

YOUR BOTTOM?

YES, BUT I THINK MY...

BOSOM?

YES, I THINKTHEY'RE FINE

OR... IT -OR MY BUST -

I THINK IS FINE.

BUT CONSIDER...

A LARGER BUSTWILL ACTUALLY HELP

BALANCE OUTYOUR LOWER HALF.

SO IF WE COMBINE LIPOWITH BREAST AUGMENTATION,

I CAN CREATE FOR YOU, MANNY,A VERY, VERY STRIKING FIGURE.

OH, OKAY.

I WANNA DO IT.LET'S DO IT.

OKAY.

THERE'S SOME DETAILSTHAT WE HAVE TO DISCUSS

INCLUDING THE RISKS, OF COURSE.

FINE. HOW MUCH?

[LAUGHS] AH WELL...

SIX THOUSAND IS THE AVERAGECOST OF AN IMPLANT,

PLUS OR MINUS,

DEPENDING ON MODEL,ET CETERA.

UH... LIPOSUCTION, MORE OR LESS $3000.

I HAVE ENOUGH.

AND PARENTAL CONSENT?

I HAVE ENOUGH...OF IT.

I'M SORRY,I HAVE IT.

AND [AHEM] HOW SOON?

UH, SIX, SEVENOR EIGHT WEEKS

UNTIL THERE'S AN OPENINGIN THE O.R.,

BUT THAT'S ONLYIF YOU BOOK NOW

AND LEAVE A DEPOSIT. OTHERWISE-

DO YOU TAKECREDIT CARDS?

HEY, SPINNER.HAVE ANY COFFEE?

SPINNER:YEAH, THEY TELL METHAT'S WHAT THE CUPS ARE FOR.

ONE TO GO,PLEASE.

HM... PARTY SUPPLIES, EH?

I KNOW SCHOOL'S EXCITINGBUT...

IT'S CRAIG'S BIRTHDAY.

SO WHAT, YOU GUYSBEST FRIENDS NOW?

NO, NO...

I JUST...I KINDA FEEL RESPONSIBLE

SINCE MY FORMER BEST FRIEND'SRUINED THE GUY'S LIFE.

OOPS,ASH DID IT AGAIN.

SHE PLAYEDWITH HIS HEART,

GOT LOST-

ANYWAY...

NOW I'VE GOT NO PLACETO THROW HIMHIS CHEER-UP PARTY.

WELL, YOU KNOW I COULDGET US THAT WHOLE CORNER.

I MEAN YOU.

YOU GUYS CAN HAVETHAT WHOLE CORNER.

REALLY?

YEAH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

I'M HERE FORTHE NIGHTSHIFT ANYWAY.

CAPTAIN COOK?

DIDN'T WE ALREADY DO HIMIN LIKE, GRADE FOUR?

PETER: YEARS LATER, PETER WAS TO LOOK BACK

AND REMEMBER HOW CUTE IT WAS

WHEN SHE MADE FUNOF HIS HISTORY PROJECT.

OKAY, WAIT, WAIT.

I HAVE THIS IDEAFOR A MOVIE.

IT'S ABOUT A GIRLLIKE YOU -

SMART, FIERY,NOT TOTALLY HIDEOUS.

CHARMING, THANKS.BUT I DUNNO.

WHY NOT?

A GOOD MOVIEUNDER YOUR BELT?

YOUR AGENTWOULD LOVE THAT.

YOU DID GO TALKTO THAT AGENT,

DIDN'T YOU?

YEAH, BUT SHE SAIDI NEED SOME WORK.

SO DO IT.

AND LISTEN TO THIS:

"I HAD THE AMBITIONNOT ONLY TO GO FARTHER

THAN ANY MAN HAD EVER GONE,

BUT TO GO AS FAR AS IT WAS POSSIBLE TO GO."

YOU FREE TONIGHT?

MY FRIEND'S HAVINGA PARTY.

UM... SORRY,I CAN'T.

BECAUSE?

MANNY: JUST BECAUSE BUT...

YOU SHOULD ASK EMMAIF SHE'S FREE.

I WILL ASK HERBUT UH...

HERE'S THE ADDRESSFOR YOU -

JUST IN CASE.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVETHEY LET HIM BACK

AFTER WHAT HE DID.

IT MAKES ME SICK.

BLAH BLAH, SPINNER.THAT'S SO LAST YEAR.

I WANT THE LATEST

WITH THE PRINCESSASHLEY DIARIES.

HOW'S CRAIG DOINGPOST DUMPAGE?

WELL. REALLY WELL.

MARCO: YEAH, 'CAUSE UM... HE DOESN'T KNOW YET.

OH.

ELLIE: HEY, IT'S THE GUY'S BIRTHDAY.

IT CAN AT LEAST WAITTILL TOMORROW, RIGHT?

THERE HE IS!

ALL:SURPRISE!

[CHEERING AND BLOWINGPARTY HORNS]

WHO DID THIS?I HATE SURPRISES.

[LAUGHING]

EVERYONE:[LAUGHING]

ELLIE:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

CRAIG: THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

THIS IS GREAT!

SORRY.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

A DOCTOR'S OFFICECALLED TODAY...

TO GET PERMISSION...

FOR BREAST SURGERY?!

OKAY. WAIT.

I HAVE TO EXPLAIN.I WAS JUST... ASKING.

I WAS... CURIOUS-

JOSEPH:DON'T LIE!

YOU MADE A DEPOSIT!

I CALLED THE CREDIT CARDCOMPANY.

I'M TRYING TO BEAN ACTRESS.

I NEED TO MAKE CHANGES -FOR MY JOB.

SCHOOL'S YOUR JOB.

AND THE ONLY CHANGINGYOU SHOULD DO

IS INTO-INTO DECENT CLOTHES.

MY CLOTHES ARE FINE.

DO YOU THINK I SACRIFICEDALL MY LIFE

SO YOU COULD BEA LOOSE GIRL?

I'M NOT A LOOSE GIRL!

THEN WHY YOU WANTBIGGER BOOBS, HUH?

HUH?

WHAT KIND OF GIRLWANTS THAT?

A GOOD GIRL?NO!

ONLY A SLUT.

JULIETTA: MANUELLA! WAIT!

JOSEPH!

[SOBBING]

[PARENTS ARGUING]

THERE ARE TWO EXTRASCOOPS IN THERE.

I WON'T TELL.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,MAN.

YEAH.

I GOTTA GET BACK.

UH, CRAIG,

I'M SORRY ABOUTWHAT HAPPENED, EH?

IT SUCKS.

I MEAN,YOU'RE A GREAT GUY,

AND YOU DESERVEDBETTER THAN THAT.

BETTER THAN WHAT?

BETTER THAN ASHLEY.

MAN, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT, OKAY?

ALL ABOUT WHAT?

WHAT THE HELLARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

ELLIE SAID THAT...

NOTHING.

IT'S NOTHING.

NOTHING. IT-

ELLIE:TIME TO OPEN PRESENTS?

IT'S TIME TO TELL THE TRUTH.

WHAT IS GOING ONWITH ASHLEY?

IF YOU TOLD SPINNER,YOU CAN TELL ME.

SHE WANTED TOTELL YOU HERSELF.

SHE WANTED TO WAITTILL THE TIME WAS RIGHT.

WHATEVER.JUST TELL ME.

SHE MET SOMEONE.

WAIT...

YOU KNEW ANDYOU DIDN'T TELL ME?

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER,CRAIG.

WE-

CRAIG: YOU KNEW, TOO-

DID EVERYBODY KNOW?

SCREW YOU.

[LOUD MUSIC BLARING]

JENN: ARE THEY VINTAGE? LOOK LIKE VINTAGE.

EMMA:YEAH, THEY'RE FROM THATLITTLE STORE

AT DUNDAS AND GRACE.

HEY MANNY!

WHAT'RE YOUDOING HERE?

I WAS JUST BORED,I GUESS.

SO, HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS PARTY?

PETER:HEY MANNY,GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

I GUESSHE INVITED YOU.

JENN:OH!

THAT EXPLAINS IT.

PETER INVITED HER.

HE DOES GO FOR GIRLSLIKE THAT.

[MEAN GIRLS GIGGLE]

MANNY,WHAT IS GOING ON?

HAVE YOU BEEN CRYING?

NO, I'M FINE.JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

HI, CAN I BORROWSOME VODKA?

[MUSIC BLARING]

ELLIE:HOW IS HE?

MARCO:WELL, HE'S BASHING ONTHE POOR DEFENSELESS DRUM KIT,

BUT HE'LL BE FINE.

UGGGGGHHHH!SO TERRIBLE.

EL, IT'S NOTYOUR FAULT,

OKAY?

DON'T WORRY, I THINKHE KINDA SAW IT COMING.

THEN WHY DO I FEELSO AWFUL?

'CAUSE YOU LIKE HIM.

MARCO, HE'S MY BEST FRIEND'SBOYFRIEND.

YEAH, BUT...

NOT ANY MORE.

YEAH.

WELL...YOU'RE STILL WRONG.

[MUSIC BLARING]

[INDISTINCT PARTY CHATTER]

[NEW SONG BLARING]

[NEW SONG BLARING]

MANNY:AND THEN, MY DADCALLED ME A SLUT.

MUST BE QUITE THE CONVERSATION.I THINK IT'S TIMEFOR YOU TO GO HOME,

LITTLE GIRL LOST.

I'M NOTA LITTLE GIRL.

[GIGGLING]

HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN A GIRLWHO GOT A BOOB JOB?

OR IS GONNA?

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TALKINGABOUT YOU.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

I SAID MY BOOBSARE GREAT,

AND DOCTOR SAIDI'M WRONG.

WELL, MAYBE YOU NEEDA SECOND OPINION?

MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKEA LITTLE MOVIE...

'CAUSE CAMERAS NEVER LIE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?YOU'RE RIGHT, MANNY.

CAMERAS NEVER LIE.

IN FACT,THIS CAMERA...

WILL GIVE A PERFECTSECOND OPINION.

I'M GONNA BEAN ACTRESS,

LIKE, ACADEMY AWARD WINNING,

AND YOU CAN SELL THISFOR A MILLION DOLLARS!

'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS!

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