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- So your big screen debut, huh?

Are you nervous? You seem a little nervous.

- It's normal when you're planning a wedding,

right? - What?!

- I asked Joey to marry me and he said yes.

- Congratulations! That is so amazing.

- Alright, folks, time to shoot. Whoa!

This is why I came up here to shoot: to get a chance

to catch Canadian chicks embracing like that.

- Even if the "chicks" are already spoken for?

- Christine, you might be spoken for; this one, though...

- ... Asked Joey to marry her. I've gotta call Emma. Excuse me!

- Seriously?

- Y-yeah.

- Um... wow.

I must be the worst kisser in the world,

'cause... - No.

Kevin, no. - Uh, you know what? I'm sorry.

I've gotta... set the... for a shot for the day.

So I'll just... I'll peep you out there.

Hey, Mewes?

� Whatever it takes �

� I know I can make it through �

� Uh huh alright �

� If I hold out �

� If I do �

� I know I can make it through �

� Be the best �

� Be the best I can �

� And... and I say to you �

� Whatever it takes � � I know I can make it �

� I know I can make it �

� I know I can make it through ��

- Jay?

Um... I'm not getting freaked by this lame hide-and-seek game.

I'm gonna eat your breakfast, man.

Hey!

- My arm. Ow!

- Craig?

- Spinner? Get off of me.

- Dude, what are you doing here?

I thought you were in England.

- After the song's done for Kevin Smith's movie.

He's kinda bending the rules a little bit,

he's letting me hang here.

Oh, my eggs are done!

Oh - nobody knows, okay?

- Lips are, uh, steeled!

Dude, I just wanna say, about Ash and the whole band thing...

- Oh, Spin, it's in the past. It's like...

It's water under the bridge.

- Okay.

Um... she was a good contribution, though.

I mean, she knew her stuff. - No.

She was a virus.

She gets her way inside;

everything's okay for a bit,

then - BAM - she rips it all apart.

I'm gonna be in the boiler room,

I've got work to do.

But, uh...

lips sealed, my friend.

Right?

- You are the ones who are the filthy potty mouths!

Yous guys keep talking about the Periodic Table!

- Mrs. Hoffman, he went into my purse,

stole my tampons

and did...

did this!

- Uh... Mrs. Joey?

That'd be your line, hon.

- Sorry.

Brain-dead over here.

- I would not disagree with you. CUT.

We'll be going again, kids.

- Um, can you take your hand off my knee?

- What? What? Oh...

What was that doing there? Naughty, naughty you!

� There'll never be a single place �

� There'll never be a single place �

� I couldn't see your face �

� But I know from f... �

� I know from fate ��

- Take 35!

- Have you heard about the old-fashioned Cajun...

Canajun...

- Wrong. CUT!

- Take 36!

- Have you heard about the good old-fashioned

Canajun strap, Jason? - Okay, cut!

It's not "Jason"; that's his name in real life.

It's "Jay" in the movie. It's three lines!

Can't you get through three lines?

- I know my lines, Kevin. I'm just...

After 36 takes, I'm a little bit flustered.

- You know what? I'm a little bit flustered.

And I'd almost rather have anyone else do the part.

As a matter of fact... Hey, slate girl.

Why don't you jump in there and do the part?

- Do I get paid?

- Even better: you swing by my trailer,

we'll do a little open-mouthed kissing.

- Uh, no. - Don't listen to this fool.

It's real easy: just jump behind there,

start acting like you're not up in your head,

thinking about wedding gowns.

Where are you going? - Maybe you should start acting

like a director and not some jealous boyfriend.

- Well, maybe you should try acting like an actress

instead of whatever it is... the TV thing... She's gone.

- Well, Jay, that doesn't cut it for me or any other woman

at this school. So from this point on--

- Kevin? Is Kevin here? - Who's that? CUT!

- Problem I was having: writing a love song.

It should be like a... like a breakup.

Leaving high school is breaking up with your teen years.

What do you think? - I think you gotta do

what you gotta do. Craig, what are you doing here?

- Uh, Mr. Smith?

- Yeah? Ohmygawd - who're you now?

- I'm... I'm Spinner. I'm a friend of Craig's.

- Well, Spinner, friend of Craig's,

what is Craig doing here instead of being in England

where he's supposed to be?

- He's staying here on the set. He's sleeping here.

He told me you knew that.

- I knew that?

Spinner, the only thing I know

is that making a movie with a bunch of high-school kids

is way worse than making a movie with Ben Affleck.

Way worse. I'll take one of these.

- Oh, Kevin, great, great. Come in.

I'm still working on the lyrics, but let me just play what I...

- I think you know what you can do

with Tessa Campanelli's address, Snake.

Oh, that's Joey coming in the door. Yup.

Okay, bye. Uh...

Invite list is shaping up... - Remind me - did I,

or did I not, tell you that sending Craig

off to England was a bad idea?

- Whoa. Don't make it my fault.

- Oh, no? It was your idea.

You supported it.

Now he and Ashley broke up.

And know what? He's been living in the Degrassi boiler room.

- Okay, we're going upstairs.

- Aren't you at all curious as to why he lied,

felt like he couldn't trust you? - Trust me?

I'm the only one he can trust!

- Joey, you fly off the handle. - And you don't think!

You never have! Like up and quitting your job!

Why? - Oh, okay!

Thanks for mixing up the fight, Joey!

And as for Craig? Kevin and I saw

what you couldn't: his heart was breaking!

- I am more concerned about his mind right now,

because it's a helluva lot more fragile.

You wanna consider yourself part of this family--

- Don't pull the family card. Because if it wasn't for me,

you wouldn't even have a roof over your head! Remember?!

You were right.

And you're the only person I want to talk to.

- Come on.

- Hey, not a free show.

Uh...

I meant that as a donation, not a duet.

- Alright.

- Beggars can't be choosers, huh?

Skinny.

- Craig.

- Craig, I'll tell you what -

you play another hour,

and I'll split what we rake in 50-50.

- Throw in a place to crash and it's a deal.

- Done.

(music)

- Is it Kevin now, or Silent Bob?

- What brings you back to my set, Ms. Ryan?

- Uh...

I just wanted to thank you for the pep talk last night

and... being a friend.

- I am a friend. For now.

Next time you show up at my room 2:00 in the morning,

I'm getting to second base, at least.

Maybe third.

Deal? - Deal.

- Shhh!

- Jay, if you really love me,

then you're gonna have to wait till I'm 18.

- I'd wait forever, my love. What grade are you in?

- I'm a freshman.

- Freshman?!

Yo, is there any seniors up in this piece?

- Come on.

- Shouldn't you be directing? - Like I ever direct.

- What kinda movie is this, anyway?

- It's my movie, alright?

And in my movie, Kevin Smith gets to dance with Caitlin Ryan.

(detonation)

- Ah!

- Oh, Snap - Canadian Ninjas, Lunchbox!

HIP-HIP-DOOO-GAN!

Oh, sir, look!

Die, ninja, die! - Oh! Hey, hey!

Sorry.

I'm looking for Caitlin. - CUT!

- Listen, I know I shoulda called, but by the time

I woke up Spike to let me come in and crash--

- Just forget about that, okay? I can't find Craig anywhere.

I think he's run away again. - What?

- I called all his friends, the police,

I even called Ashley in London. They haven't seen him.

He's just disappeared. He even stopped taking his medication.

- Okay. We'll find him, alright?

You and me.

- $3.82. You know what that gets us?

- These are hard times. And I think with the weather...

and, I don't know,

maybe the economy and all-- - Hey. Hey.

- You wanna ask him for money? - Why ask

when I can take his wallet?

- We can't just rob somebody.

- You know how much his car's worth?

And we can't even afford dinner.

- Wait, Skinny, stop.

What was that for?!

No, not my guitar.

No, not my guitar! Please.

- Looks more like breakfast, lunch, dinner,

and a lot of meals after that. - No, not my guitar!

No, please, not my guitar!

- That's perfect, Angie.

(knocking)

Hey! - Hey. I hope

this isn't being too intrusive. - No.

- I just had a few hours till call tonight and felt like

maybe I should stop by, see if you guys heard anything.

- Craig still isn't home.

- We're dying over here.

Just wish we could talk to him, you know?

Two minutes - anything.

- Well, do you think maybe a public appeal

made by a Z-grade celebrity might help in any way?

I mean, it's worth a shot, right?

- This is fine. This is just like home.

Just like Mom made. This is fine. This is fine.

- We need your help finding this teenager.

His name is Craig Manning.

- I know that guy, eh? It's Kevin! Hey!

- ...and he's been missing since yesterday.

This is his dad, Joey.

- Craig...

- It's Kevin Smith. I'm writing a song for his movie.

- It's Kevin Smith. - We just want you back.

- I'm writing a song for his movie.

Here, listen.

� There'll never be a single place �

� Where I'll feel safe �

� Where I can escape from you �

- If anyone knows him, please call 1-555-MISSING.

- So thanks for dropping me off. That was really cool of you.

- Sure you don't wanna hang out tonight?

We're shooting the big football-game scene

where Jay saves Apollonia

from the soul-sucking cheerleaders of Kingsberg.

- I should really be there for when Joey brings Craig back.

- Yeah.

Joey!

- Thank you.

- For what?

- Everything.

- I'm sorry, I have to try this again.

- Mr. Smith? - James Tiberius.

- The testy First A.D. wants you on set. As in immediately.

- Tell him I'll be there in a couple.

Go. Adults are talking now.

That AD's kind of a man-eater,

so I'm gonna head off.

Hey... just don't settle, alright?

You know, for somebody else's idea of what the real world is.

You're just far too cool a chick for that.

Pick your own real world.

You deserve that much.

- Thank you.

- My guitar, my guitar, he took my guitar,

when I said... He knew that it was mine.

Joey. Joey can help me get my guitar back. Can't you?

Listen, he stole it. My friend.

Not my friend! Does Caitlin hate me?

- Why would Caitlin hate you?

- Because I make you fight, and I run away.

And I... I always hurt you. Like my dad hurt me.

You know my dad used to hit me?

But you just think I'm crazy! Everyone just thinks I'm crazy!

- No, I don't think you're crazy, you're ill, okay?

It's the bipolar acting up--

- You blame everything on me being crazy!

- I won't.

I won't, I promise you. Never again. Okay?

I just want to get you home, Craig, please.

- Joey...

my guitar.

What did I do with my guitar?

Help me find it, please?

- He's asleep.

I got him to agree to go to the police first thing

and give a description of this "Skinny."

Who calls themselves that, anyway?

- Who calls themselves Snake? Or Wheels?

- I just hope this guy's neck is skinny enough for me to break.

- He might be mentally ill too, Joey. Remember that.

Maybe he's another lost Craig.

- Oh, come on. You don't see Craig

beating up strangers in the street, do you?

- No, he just beats you up at home.

- Just...

Forget it.

- What are we doing, Joey?

- Fighting.

Like usual.

- All we ever do is fight.

I mean, Craig's upstairs safe and sound.

How can we get married?

Really.

I mean, I love you...

and Craig and Angela so much.

But this...

it's just--

- It's not what it should be.

So are you gonna take that job offer...

in LA?

- I'm thinking about it, yeah.

- Yo, Edmund Fitzgerald Secondary.

me and Lunchbox would like to thank yous Canadians

for treating us like one of yous guys.

You all talk stupid, but you have great beer.

- Let me just add - because... heavens ! -

be it your blizzards or your Bonhommes de Neige

or your Coureurs des Bois...

- What kinda baby-talk is that?

That was just-- (hitting)

- You made me and my fallen hetero life-mate

feel like a big part of your home and native land.

AND...

seriously made this

the best BLEEP-ing year of our lives!

Whoo!!!

Cut!

Degrassi, that's a wrap!

(cheering)

Kids, I'll never work with you again.

Thank you for all your help.

You...

You were heaven on earth. Now get outta my way.

- Sir, why do you always gotta get the last line in?

- Why does it bother you so much - is my question.

- 'Cause you're always trying to upstage me -

"Look at me! I'm Silent Bob!" - Oh, look at this!

- Dude! I took the cup off!

- And I knew that.

Mr. Manning.

- Kevin.

- Well remembered, sir.

Oh, hello.

- Congratulations. - Thank you, Ms. Ryan.

- And now, congratulate me.

- Why would I be doing that, exactly?

- 'Cause I said yes to the L.A. offer.

- No!

- Ryan's Planet's will spin once again because of you.

- Come here.

- Joey, where are you going?

The party's just getting started.

- Home. Sorry, Caitlin's home.

- We're supposed to talk, remember?

It goes both ways.

(crying)

- I don't want her to go.

- I know. I know.

But I'm here.

And Angie's here.

And we're not going anywhere.

I'm not going anywhere.

- Folks, I would like to raise a very simple toast.

To Degrassi!

(cheering)

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