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(PA announcement) - Ow! Stop!

- I love how mature your boyfriend is.

- Put me down. Jay...

Great. First doctor's note I have

that isn't a forgery and Mr. "I Can Pick Up A Girl"

has to make it look all suspicious.

- Hey, Emma, did JT say

where we're supposed to leave our costumes?

I've had more conversations with the janitor

than I've had with you.

- I was acting.

Just kissing all my nerves out, pre-dress rehearsal.

But don't worry, Nate,

I'll wait for my cue next time.

� Whatever it takes �

� I know I can make it through �

� Uh huh alright �

� If I hold out � � If I do �

� I know I can make it through �

� Be the best �

� Be the best I can �

� And... and I say to you �

� Whatever it takes � � I know I can make it �

� I know I can make it �

� I know I can make it through ��

- Are you hot for Dracula or you trying to mess with me?

- Are you gonna to be in the ravine again tonight?

Are we gonna party?

I think I need another bracelet.

- I don't like being messed with, okay?

- I know.

- I need a minute with my daughter.

- Aw. That's adorable, sir.

- Cut the commentary, Jason. Go.

- And stand by for concerned-father-figure lecture.

- You come in at three in the morning,

hysterical, crying, wanting to talk about the shooting,

and now you're kissing random guys?

- It wasn't "random."

- Please, Em, let me be here for you,

let me talk to you.

- The bell's gonna go.

- Thanks, Marco.

Taping this one right to my computer monitor.

Take care, Jimmy.

- Poor Nurse Paula.

She's gonna miss me.

But home has a full fridge and a wide-screen.

- Craig and I can come, hang out without visiting hours.

Uh, we can play Kid Elrick as loud as we want.

- Yeah, your dad can tuck you in instead of Nurse Paula.

- She's the only thing I'm gonna miss about this place.

- Don't block the doorway, Pops.

No time for speed bumps. We ready?

- You look good, Jim.

- I don't like "You look good, Jim."

- The rails they're putting in at the condo, they're not done.

Not yet.

- So?

- So I'm all over the contractors.

- So?

- One more week, tops.

Maybe sooner, if I can string it.

- Mr. Brooks? Jimmy gets around well.

- I know Jimmy's made great progress,

but I can't be with him 24/7 right now.

And I don't want something happening,

something that's gonna trash all the progress he's made.

- He really wants to go.

What, uh... what about Mrs. Brooks?

Or a nurse? I mean, we could even help out.

- Forget it, guys. Whatever.

- Sixteenth May.

Castle Dracula is a veritable prison and I am its prisoner.

Worse, I fear I may be going mad.

- If Nate was 50 and fat, you could've caused cardiac arrest.

- Anything for the thea-aht-ah.

- Shhh!

- I need complete teen-girl details.

Why? Good? Tongue?

Like it or not, you bring the answers over tonight.

I'm going to the ravine tonight. I'm meeting some people.

- Is it too much to ask for silence in the peanut gallery?!

- There, in the moonlight,

were three young women.

Three?

- Am I ever gonna get three of them?!

- Alex's at the doctor. She should be back.

- Lexi, it was nothing. C'mon.

- "Lexi" is late for her scene.

- You want a scene, JT?!

Hey, "best friend Amy," let's give JT a scene!

Tell me about the ravine, Amy!

About how you went down on my boyfriend, Amy!

And the bracelets you got for it.

- I didn't sleep with him!

- By whose definition? - Just come outside, Alex.

- Don't touch me.

Don't talk to me.

I'll deck your smug face, too.

(PA): Dr. Johnson, line 2-3-5, please.

- Shake it off, Mopey Brooks.

- I'm not mopey.

- You know, a chair's only a prison if you let it be.

- Okay, stop the inspirational quotes. I'm not buying it.

- What you shouldn't buy is your dad's attitude.

You and I both know

Jimmy Brooks can do whatever he sets his mind to.

At least I know it.

- It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure it out.

Why would you hook up with Jay?

Are you in love with him?

- No, of course not. - So...

what do you get out of it?

- That's a really stupid question.

- No, what you're doing is stupid.

You're letting a disgusting bottom-feeder use you

to serial-cheat on his girlfriend.

- Should you really be preaching to anyone about that?

We're not having real sex. - It's pretty close.

- But I'm not getting pregnant.

- Why are you trying to hurt me?

- 'Cause you won't leave me alone.

- You're better than this. Better than what you're doing.

- What do you know about who I am

or what I'm worth or anything?

(PA): Dr. O'Sullivan, line 3.

- Special delivery

from the Sorry-Your-Dad-A- Sucks-A Pizzeria.

- Uh, I'll hold out till tomorrow.

- What's tomorrow?

- Student Council Prez-Man gets you both out of school

and then you come over here

and bust me out.

- That sounds like trouble.

- I'm n-n-n-not... I'm not good with trouble.

- I need to see something beyond you two

and these ugly-ass walls.

- Tomorrow.

- You're Houdini on wheels.

- Okay. And Houdini...

wants to see Kid Elrick.

Live. Tomorrow night.

Yeah!

- Hey, have you seen Jay?

- Hang with me instead.

You could use another friend, right?

- Friends with benefits.

- Hey, we could all use a good benefit, too.

- Maybe next time.

Jay? Can I climb in?

I went to the ravine, but you weren't there.

- My day kinda sucked, in case you didn't notice.

- So let's make you feel better. - Alex is sick

with... something.

She thinks I gave it to her and she won't talk to me.

So I don't feel like it tonight.

- You gonna cry now?

- You are one cold girl.

- There's a ton of guys

who would love a chance to be with me.

- Well, right now,

I'm not one of them.

(PA): Dr. Arken, you have a telephone call on line 3.

- It's, uh...

sweet of you to bring this incredible "disguise."

Hate to tell ya, but, uh...

it does absolutely nothing to hide

this enormous shiny mass of scrap metal that I'm sitting in.

- I thought it'd be cool to look like ninjas.

Oh, he's coming. Here he comes. - Yeah, it's cool.

- I'm here for Dr.Schinkelhaten?

- I'm sorry?

- I mean Dr. Schpitzelhaven?!

- Sir, I'm afraid we don't have anyone here by that name.

(phone ringing)

H.S. Ryan Recovery Centre,

good afternoon. - Dr. Schpilkimischun?

- Ahem! This is, uh...

This is, uh, Dr., uh... Schpikenzitski here.

It's an emergency of the highest degree.

(gasping)

- Um, are you okay sir?

(struggling for air)

- Go get Dr. Schonkenhauzer!

- Uh, the man in front of you

is extremely dangerous. I ask you to leave the area.

Abandon it. Now!

- Could you, uh, wait here a sec?

- Go get Dr. Schonkenhauzer!

- Go! Go! Go!

- Come on! Come on! Let's go! Go!

Operation Jimmy Freedom is go! - Open the door!

Rushy, rushy, always with you!

- Jay. Ahem. Jay.

Um, about last night...

Ahem. - You alright?

- Yeah. Just a sore throat, that's all.

I don't care about Alex or anything, you know.

Really I don't.

- Raw egg, honey and lemon.

Drink.

- JT, my voice is just tired, that's all.

- Just drink, okay?

You told me you'd be able to do this show.

So you're gonna do this show. Period.

- This stuff is so rude.

- Come on, take your seat, the both of you.

- Public Health Nurse? Oh, goody.

Another evil omen to put me at calm.

- Show of hands:

oral sex is safer than regular intercourse?

Okay.

We think there's been

a mini-outbreak here, at Degrassi,

of this.

- Gonorrhea?!

Sorry. Did I just say that out loud?

- It's not a very nice word, is it? Gonorrhea.

And how do you know if you have gonorrhea?

Well...

Some symptoms are genital discharge,

bleeding, burning.

Orally, you might get a fever, or a sore throat.

- Hey, Em, you got something to tell us?

- Shut up. - And sometimes,

those with the disease show no symptoms at all.

"Lucky," you might think.

Think again.

Untreated, gonorrhea can cause arthritis,

heart disease, infertility.

Okay.

Recognize this?

Good.

If you've had any sex,

without using one of these, you are at risk.

This applies to oral sex as well.

Especially if you've had it with a bunch of people,

or if your partner has.

- That was so incredibly stupid.

- You're here, aren't you? Breathing fresh bar air?

- Mr. Mobility just got checked out.

- It was more like a "what's with the gimp" drive-by...

Oh! Aw...

Man, I'm so sorry. Uh...

- Leave it.

- You sure? I'm really sorry.

Okay, guys, let's go back, now!

- Not unless the Kid is performing live

in your hospital wing. Come on.

- I can't believe I have to be Alex.

Tell me you're as nervous as I am?

- Is the Pope a Catholic?

Does Jay have gonorrhea?

- Manny.

- Alex and Amy "happen" to be sick?

What are you gonna do out there?

- I'm Emma. I play the part of Mina.

- If you have any conscience at all,

you will not kiss Dracula.

Emma!

- The Kid's gonna be on any second.

I can't see a thing.

- There aren't really any wheelchair seats.

There aren't any seats.

- Maybe there's some down in front?

- Uh, maybe there's a manager.

- You guys can't leave me here!

- Just two seconds, okay, buddy? - Good evening, Toronto!

- Oh, come on.

- Yo, when my manager said we should do

a small show like this, thought he was back on the sauce,

but it is wicked-good to see you all!

(cheering) - Excuse me!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

I can't really see.

- No problem, man.

� My name is Kid Elrick �

� And I'm comin' to town �

� Gonna make some noise gonna burn it down �

� I'm back in the saddle gonna rock your world �

- Excuse me. VIP coming through.

Excuse me!

� Yeah I'm the Kid �

� Yeah I'm the Kid �

� Yeah I'm the Kid �

� I'm gonna turn it up gonna make it loud �

� When it comes to makin' noise The Kid is well endowed �

� Got my ride cranked and a smokin' back tire... ��

- When my brain says come to you,

you shall cross land or sea to do my bidding.

And to that end,,,

this!

- But no.

I cannot!

Dracula!

(whispering):What are you doing? (whispering): Keep going!

- What have I done?

What have I done to deserve such a fate?

I, who have walked in meekness

and righteousness all my days.

God, pity me!

You threw the scene!

That was completely unprofessional!

- I'd rather be that than diseased.

- What did you say?

- There isn't enough antibiotic in the world

that would make me kiss you.

And that little smooch in the hall the other day?

Who knows what I caught from that?

Thanks so much.

- Screw him. - Why did you do this to me?

- I didn't do anything. - You gave me a social disease.

- You said you didn't care. Even this morning you said it.

- Just leave me alone, okay?

- Look, I never told Alex about you, Emma.

I liked how you had virtue

or whatever.

- I don't.

Not any of that.

- Come on0!

Who you trying to fool? Everybody knows.

Everybody knows about the real you. Just...

- ...send this dreadful creature back from whence it came.

- Dearest Lucy, forgive me.

Forgive us all!

- Ah!

- Hold fast, dear boy. Hold fast!

- Man, we were so close,

The Kid was basically sweating on us.

- Man, I'm never gonna shower.

- What?!

(laughter) - Smell like Jack Daniels, eh?

- Your nurse called me. I'm furious.

- So what are you gonna do...

ground me?

Look, today was an obstacle course, okay?

And I brought my A game.

I had an A game. - James, listen--

- No, I'm ready to come home.

Now you have to be ready for it.

- Will you be here tomorrow morning?

- Depends. What are you offering?

- Find you a home-care person,

to fill in the gap, be with you all the time?

Okay?

- Okay. Okay.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

- She was so amazing,

I couldn't believe it was the same girl.

- Kate Hepburn was reborn.

- Did we wake you, Miss Hepburn?

- I-I wasn't asleep.

- Post-show adrenaline.

You probably feel fantastic right now, huh?

And for the record? Snake and me

walking on eggshells around you is officially over.

Our girl's back.

- I just wanted you to be proud before.

How brave and perfect I was.

And after everything happened and Rick died...

I couldn't hold on to it anymore.

- You don't have to be brave or perfect, ever.

Just be you.

- But what if I don't like me very much right now?

I need somebody to take me to the clinic.

- Are you sick? Do you have a fever?

- I just need to go to the health unit.

Tomorrow.

- Um, there's something going around at school right now.

But it's, uh... it's a very specific group.

And, Em, if you're worried,

there's a good chance you don't have to be.

I have to be.

- Emma?

- Just say you'll take me.

Just say.

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