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(car horn honking) - Yo, Richard!

(music blasting) Hey, buddy.

Hey, man, I said hi. It's rude not to say hi back.

(turns off music)

Seriously, what's that?

I mean... - Hi, Spinner.

- Hi. - New haircut?

- Yes, it is.

- New chapeau? Ooh.

- Oh, man, this is nice.

(whistling)

- Oh-ho. - Hey, this is nice. So soft.

Where'd you get it?

I know where you can find it. - Ah...

Oh, man! - You know what? I'll help you.

Oh, there. - Is that it?

- Ah! (laughing)

- Well, I hope you find it.

Along with maybe a little snack or somethin'.

- Yeah, see you tomorrow, freak.

� Whatever it takes �

� I know I can make it through �

� Uh huh alright �

� If I hold out �

� If I do �

� I know I can make it through �

� Be the best �

� Be the best I can �

� And... and I say to you �

� Whatever it takes � � I know I can make it �

� I know I can make it �

� I know I can make it through ��

(school bell ringing)

Oh, man.

- Oh!

You might wanna watch where you're going, loser.

- You might wanna watch where you're going, Neanderthal.

- What'd you just say?

Morning, sir.

I've got a hall pass. I'm good.

- Quick. World's three longest rivers, in order.

- Uh, OK, the Nile,

Amazon and...

the Yangtze?

- Most NBA Championships?

- Boston Celtics. Why?

- OK, well, we got, uh, geography and sports covered.

Rick, meet your new teammate.

- What?!

- Heather Sinclair just came down with mono.

Her loss is Jimmy's gain. Welcome to "Whack Your Brain."

- The day after tomorrow's the open house.

You'll have to clean.

- OK. Uh, what else?

- Oh, dust, maybe vacuum. Sweep the floors--

- I mean "what else" else? I have to sell my home, Helen.

You gotta gimme more to do than just spit and shine.

- And we will sell it, Joseph.

With our asking price, this house will be snapped up.

- Excuse me.

Craig...

(coughing)

why aren't you dressed?

- Clammy palms, scratchy throat...

- Well, if I don't see a fever, you're out the door in ten.

Okay, no TV, no phone.

Just rest.

Helen, I'm sorry, but this meeting,

it-it's gone on longer than I expected.

- But we still have business to finish.

- Well, I have a business to get to,

or I'm finished.

So, please, just sell my house.

- Hey, guys! I made flashcards.

You want me to quiz 'em by category, or should I shuffle?

- I'm quitting. - Rick, the finals are tomorrow.

- We have a new teammate - Jimmy Brooks,

AKA my daily tormentor. - I told you, go to Simpson.

Just ask him for a rethink on his decision.

- If Jimmy's booted now, he'll know it was me.

- Jimmy and them? They don't like you

'cause they don't know you. - So?

- So you came back to Degrassi to show you changed, right?

So work with Jimmy on the team.

Show him you're not the guy he thinks you are.

- Think they want to know? They want to torture me.

- Rick, we need you on the team.

So you need to do something.

- Mr. Raditch, sir? I require a kind of a favour.

Um, it's concerning a member of the "Whack Your Brain" team.

- Do I look like I have time for a chat, Richard? Your point?

- Uh, he's harassing me, sir. - Harassing how?

- Well, uh, he doesn't like me

and he has no qualms expressing it.

- So are you asking me to order this student to like you?

Do you really think that will resolve matters?

Richard, I've told you time and time again,

it takes two to tango. - Sir--

- You don't like him and he doesn't like you.

So I suggest you try harder to get along.

Come back if anything serious happens.

That is all.

- This car is cursed, alright?

Totally cursed.

(music blasting from car)

- You too?

- Somebody picked the wrong guys to mess with.

- Someone named Rick Murray.

- You guys are gonna wanna get this off your clear coat

before it ruins it.

- Screw that - it's evidence. I'm telling Raditch.

- "I'm telling Raditch!"

You don't think he's gonna wanna know why Rick tagged you?

- Sean's right.

Let's keep Raditch outta this.

- Buddy's going down.

He's toast.

(PA): Today's lunch special is macaroni and cheese

with garlic bread. And the soup is beef barley.

- Hey, reject, where's your friend?

- As if I'm gonna tell you.

- Hey, wiener, he asked you a question.

- Thought you were smarter than this.

- Ah, our hi-tech genius has arrived.

And he's bleeding.

- Skateboard accident. I'm fine.

- I'll get you some ice.

- So give it up, Isaacs.

Who did it?

- Wish you hit him, Jimmy? Miss out on all the fun?

- Look, Rick, why don't you just back off?

- I've been suffering for weeks.

It's a big joke to you and your friends.

Why should you stop it?

Toby doesn't deserve this.

Nobody does.

(TV): The forecast: showers and thunderstorms.

- Craig, I said no TV.

- Hi, Joey.

- Syd?

- Craig called me at work. Here's your tea.

- How do you feel about younger men?

- Uh... you look good.

- I've been good.

Your house, Joey, you should have called me.

It's who I am. It's what I do.

- That-that's why you're h...?

Syd, you sell department stores,

office towers, banks, uh...

- Craig told me, Joey.

I didn't know the business was doing so badly.

(sighing)

- How "badly" did he make it out

to get you here? Especially after the--

- After that whole "viciously dumping me for Caitlin" thing?

(chuckling) C'mon, Joey,

we're not eighteen.

This was a mistake.

(whispering): Joey!

She's not desperate for the job. Let her help.

- It's good to see you.

Bye.

- Which poem ends with the line

"And miles to go before I sleep"?

- "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening,"

Robert Frost. - Correct.

Which element, represented by T-e,

has also been known to cause garlic breath?

- Tellurium. - Bingo.

And one last question, from the world of sports.

Which team has suffered the most consecutive Super Bowl losses?

(ringing in) - The Buffalo Bills?

- Four-time losers, no wins!

- Futility perfected.

- Amazing trivia skills, Jim.

- Thanks. You were good too.

- Yo, Jimmy. Hey, Dog-Meat, you got something on your shirt.

- That's just weak. Grow up.

- Ooh! Ricky found a friend.

- Give it a rest. It's boring.

- Bad move, freak.

- All set. A year from now,

you'll be the same size as your father.

- I don't want a sales job.

I never want any job.

- He doesn't like being sent out of town,

Ricky. (doorbell ringing)

Oh, hey, Toby!

Are you as excited as Ricky?

The lights, the cameras, the thrill of performance?

Ricky tells me that you

and your new friends-- - Oh, uh, Jimmy and Emma!

- --that you all have become practically inseparable

at school! - Uh, Jimmy?

- And to think that I wanted you to transfer to another school.

- You worry too much, Mother.

Pretty soon, Toby and I'll be running that place.

- Uh... yeah.

We're the coolest.

- Craig, come on, get up!

- I'm as sick as yesterday.

Mm... scratch that - sicker.

- I gotta get this place ready for the open house,

so the dealership's gonna have to stay closed today.

- So you're here all day?

- Well, I might step out briefly.

And when I get back, I don't wanna find

Tessa Campanelli sitting on my front doorstep, Okay?

You shouldn't have called Sydney!

How pathetic did you make me sound, huh?

Did you tell her we were, uh, burning furniture f-for heat?

Sleeping on sewer grates?

Eating out of...

What are you doing?

- I'm going to school -

that's how badly I don't wanna be around you lately.

- Excuse me?

- Look, sorry if I'm the only one

that actually cares about this place.

Joey, you'd sell it for beads. Sydney won't.

- Hey! My, uh, my thoughts are on sale today.

Two for a penny. You can pay me later.

- Okay.

- Thank you for talking to me.

You know, about Jimmy.

When you speak, I listen.

You're my guide.

- I'm glad things worked out. I knew you'd make friends.

- Hi, Jimmy. - Hey, Rick.

- So, ya nervous?

- Uh... no.

Not really. - Oh.

- Yes. Yeah,

I am a little bit, yeah. - Yeah.

Well, don't worry.

Together we'll lead the team to new heights of victory.

- OK.

- Raditch, line one.

Wants his suit back.

- Uh, take a message.

- Four, three...

(music and applause) - Good morning, folks,

and welcome to the world's favourite quiz show.

We are back to attack your cranium and...

(audience): Whack Your Brain!

- We got your boy Joe, we got a good game for ya today.

Northern High is getting ready to go up against Degrassi C.S.

Both these teams are ready, let's not waste anymore time.

Hands on buzzers, here we go.

In what Canadian city was the telephone invented?

(buzzing) - That'd be Brantford, Ontario.

- You're on the board! (applause)

Culture. Name the spicy Spanish vegetable soup

usually served chilled.

(buzzing) - Uh, gazpacho?

- Good job! (cheering)

Science. What scientific instrument cuts very thin slices

for examination by microscope?

(buzzing) - A microtome.

- You're on the board! Geography.

What is the geographical term for land between areas

of permanent snow and the tree line in Arctic regions?

(buzzing) - Tundra?

- Good job! Sports.

In tennis, what term describes the ball touching the net

and falling into the opponents' court?

(buzzing) - Let.

- Good job!

Degrassi has thirty points. (applause)

Geography.

(buzzing) - The Great Circle Route.

(buzzing) - Franz Ferdinand.

(buzzing) - Namibia.

(buzzing) - The Pleistocene.

- Good job. Northern at 180 points,

Degrassi right there with 170. Just a reminder,

in case of a tie, each team will select one player

to compete in the final Lightning Round.

Hands on buzzers, teams. Your last category: sports.

Name the first golfer

to win the British and U.S. Opens

in the same year.

Anyone?

(buzzing)

- Bobby Jones?

- Tie game! (cheering)

A short break - when we come back,

the final Lightning Round. Don't go anywhere!

- You're gonna take that, right? - Yeah.

- So let me ask you a question.

How did you become an encyclopedia?

- Eh, I read a lot. A lot of time to myself.

I, uh, thought sports was your territory.

- Yeah, yeah, I had a little brain cramp,

and, anyways,

golf is not a sport. (laughing)

- I swear, that's what she did. - No, no.

- Hey, man, that was so sweet.

I mean, y-you're a know-it-all trivia machine.

- This competition is money in the bank

with my boy right here.

- Nice. Are you doing the Lightning Round, buddy?

- Affirmative.

- It's probably better him than me, right?

- Huh.

- We're cool, man.

"Better him than me"?

- Yeah.

Alright, you are sure Alex can set this up?

- Dude, the best part about dating the Student Council VP?

Nobody asks questions.

- I'm sorry, I'm late. - No problem. You're here.

I, uh...

I-I really appreciate that.

- Say something else to make me stay.

- Um...

I need help.

Badly.

Craig was right, you were right.

I should've come to you weeks ago.

- I could sit here all day and come up with ways to hate you,

but your family's in trouble.

Being here isn't easy for me, either, Joey.

- I know.

Look...

the way we finished,

I'm not proud of that.

- My assistant will be here within the hour

and put a sign up on your lawn.

I'll pop by after work, say five-thirty?

- So... w-we're going with the open house?

- Think about creating an atmosphere.

Start with some music playing-- - Music?

- --but not that demo tape that you used to play me

from your band. Your band...

- Zit Remedy. - No zits.

- No. - No remedies.

But a pie, something baking in the oven?

That would be nice. Okay?

- Okay.

- The deepest place on earth?

- The Mariana Trench.

(gong sounding) - Time!

Northern with 40 points! Good job!

Degrassi? Who's up?

- This is all for you.

- There's the score you have to beat.

Thirty seconds on the clock. Time begins... now!

The Confederation Bridge links Prince Edward Island

with what Canadian province? - New Brunswick.

- A minimum of how many games does it take

to win a set in tennis? - Seven?

- What was the original home-video game console

introduced in 1972? - Magnavox Odyssey.

- Sauron reigns over what territory?

- Mordor.

- Who spent 27 years in prison before being elected

President of South Africa?

- Nelson Mandela. - In what Robert Bolt play

does Sir Thomas More face a moral dilemma?

- A Man For All Seasons. - Time! That's it! 50 points!

Degrassi wins!

Degrassi wins! (cheering)

(laughter)

- Rick. Rick, what happened,

it only makes the people who did it look totally juvenile.

- They ruined it, Emma.

They're life-ruiners.

Everyone laughing.

- But nobody's ever gonna forget who won,

who is the smartest guy

in the school, in the whole city.

Rick?! What are you doing?

Let go!

- I thought you loved me.

- I felt sorry for you,

I pitied you.

Get a clue.

(doorbell ringing)

- Around the world in just over 180 days.

- Caitlin?!

- I'm on emergency hiatus from the AIDS piece.

Turmoil in Haiti.

So I took the first flight home.

Why is Sydney's name on your lawn?

- Mm...

- Mother?

Father?

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