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Marco: Guys! Guys!

Check it out, okay?

It's the poster for the semi-formal.

Watch.

Huh? Come on.

It's themed on those movie musicals from India?

So hot right now.

Spinner: Yeah, if you're a big flaming-

Mr. Del Rossi!

What are you doing at our school on this fine morning?

Mr. Del Rossi: My company make the posters for your dance.

Marco: Yeah, and the tickets.

I'll need two...

For the soon-to-be crowned king and queen of Degrassi.

Excuse me?

That's me and Jimmy.

Mr. Del Rossi: Oh, no, no, no.

This year the king is gonna be Marco Del Rossi!

But who's going to beside him to share the glory?

Marco: Pap, I'm chair of the committee this year.

I'm not gonna have time for a date.

Mr. Del Rossi: Marco.

All these beautiful girls over here, and not one you like?

Mr. Del Rossi: You're too shy, Marco. Huh?

Hey Spinner? Help your friend, please?

(laughs politely) (bell rings)

Pap, we're gonna be late.

Thank you.

Yes. Okay. Ciao, everyone.

Bye, Pap.

� Whatever it takes �

� I know I can make it through �

� If I hold out �

� I know I can make it through �

� Be the best �

� The best that I can be �

� Hear what I say to you �

� Whatever it takes �

� I know I can make it �

� I know I can make it through ��

Marco: (imitating his dad) Oh Marco,

all these beautiful girls and there is not one you like.

Dylan: Sounds beyond embarrassing.

Yeah, and just to shut him up I wanted to say,

Papa, there is somebody I like - a guy!

Anyone I know?

Uh... yeah.

Well, just someone.

So uh, you seen that new zombie movie yet -

"Killer Rage"?

Uh, Ellie did.

She said it was a clever critique on consumerism.

And scary too.

I've just been waiting forever for it to come out,

But... You know, no one will go.

It sounds cool,

but zombie flicks,

they sort of freak me out...

Like bad.

All right.

Well, Tom said he wanted to go so...

Gotta go.

JT: Whassup, dawg?

What do you think?

Here I am, there I am,

here I am, there I am.

Pretty weird, huh?

That's one word for it.

Man: Okay, JT, time to give it back.

Thanks for letting me... borrow me.

I can't believe that cut-out's gonna be in the caf. Our caf.

I know.

And schools across our fair land.

Just what the country needs - more JT.

Take your cheap shots now, my friend, 'cause tonight...

The commercial hits the airwaves!

Morning, Manny.

Hey!

We could have a launch party!

Invite people over to watch my big debut?

Yeah, too bad your apartment's so small.

Yeah.

If only I knew someone

with a big living room and a big TV.

All right, fine. We can have it at my place.

Just don't invite too many people.

No, no, no.

The invite list will be handpicked.

Very exclusive.

JT Yorke commercial launch party...

Casa Kerwin-Isaacs. See you there.

Here you go, guys.

See you guys there.

Do you like Dylan or what?

A little louder, Spin. I think the kids in the back didn't hear you.

Just answer the question.

Yeah. I mean, he's the first guy

I can actually see myself hooking up with, you know.

Wait, why am I telling you this?

What difference does it make? I'm your friend. I wanna help.

Okay.

Yeah, I like him, but...

I'm scared.

Okay. But you need to get over that.

Just ask the dude out.

Marco: How do I start?

Spinner: Dude, it's not grade 9 Public Speaking.

Just go up to him and say,

"Dude, I like you. You like me. Let's hook up."

Okay, maybe not those exact words.

Just go. Come on.

Tom: Here's that CD I made you.

Dylan: Oh, thanks, Tom.

Marco. Hey.

Hey. I gotta jet.

Hatzilakos: So from an evolutionary standpoint,

bees are almost perfect

and that's why in millenia, they've barely changed.

Marco: Spin. Spin! I hate bees, okay?

They're like flying death monkeys.

Dude, bees are small.

You just smack 'em.

Oh, and speaking of bugs that need a smack?

What's with Tom?

I don't even want to hear his name, okay?

He stole my crush.

C'mon...

Marco: No.

It's a lost cause anyway. I mean...

I'm too young for Dylan.

And what do I know about sorts, man? Nothing.

I'm too girly.

Dude, do not put yourself down, okay?

Dating is war. You have to be ready to fight dirty.

Look, all I know...

is that Dylan's moved on.

So maybe I should too.

(bell rings)

Spinner: Dylan, my man.

What's going on?

Spinner?

Yeah uh, listen... I need to talk to you

about your little friend Tommy boy.

Okay, on the down-low?

Dude's got scabies.

What?

I saw him in the shower. It's sick.

It's disgust-

Dylan: What is this? Hug the homo day?

Spinner: I just care about you, man, showing you love.

Spinner, I can't believe you, man.

I'm just only trying to help out Marco.

You like him, right?

Then ask him out.

I don't think he's ready.

What's the worst that could happen?

Listen, I wasn't ready for my first date, okay, and it was a disaster.

I just don't want to put Marco through that.

It won't happen.

What do you know about being gay?

Well, I know Marco.

And I know he likes you a lot.

Just think about it, okay?

(music)

Great slide, sweet potato. So I hear you're having a-

Sorry, but I can't talk right now.

Manny.

Sorry. No pockets.

Just read it.

Everyone's gonna be there.

Emma, Liberty.

But this is at Ashley's house.

Yeah, but Toby said she's out tonight.

I'd really like it if you came.

Me too,

but I can't.

Why? Just tell me.

At school, when people talk about me?

I walk.

At a party, I'm stuck.

Well, what if I told you I won't let anyone say a word about you?

That's really sweet, but...

Manny, please.

The commercial might seem dumb but...

It's a dream come true.

Okay.

I'll be there.

(music)

Dylan: Hey.

We need to talk.

Uh... okay.

I just thought you should know that there's someone I like.

Oh.

Yeah.

I mean, I understand.

I'm too short, too young, too girly-

And way too hard on yourself.

Are you messing with me?

Guilty as charged.

You're such a jerk!

Hey take it easy!

I haven't even asked you out yet.

So tonight,

you want to go see that zombie movie

or will it freak you out?

Yeah, a little,

but I want to.

Good.

Good.

So, it's a date?

You bet.

Kendra: Spinner, Marco's here!

Marco: Spin, I'm dying!

Here. Okay, fashion crisis.

Do I go sporty,

cowboy,

vintage, or...

clubby? I don't know.

Uh dude, maybe you didn't get the memo - I'm straight.

Marco: Yeah,

but your taste is way closer to Dylan's than mine is.

So help me, please.

Spinner: Okay. It's like "Straight eye for the gay guy".

Okay, this?

Enrique called, wants his shirt back.

And this whole Oliver Twist thing?

Please sir, don't wear this.

You'll look like an idiot.

Spin, what?

Planning on rustling cattle, dude?

Don't throw that.

Now this?

Classy, sporty, very David Beckham...

And very Del Rossi.

Cool.

Spin?

I just want to say thanks for...

Well, I guess for everything.

Yeah, don't get mushy.

Spinner: Marco!

Marco: Yeah.

Evening, Mr. Mason.

Marco ready?

You bet.

Marco: You look nice.

Dylan: Thanks. So do you.

Except for this.

Well, I mean, it's great...

for a club.

Yeah.

Spin tried to warn me. I'm so stupid.

Marco, it's fine.

It's just a hat.

Okay.

Oh my God! Oh my God! Bee in the car!

Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee in the car!

Sorry.

I have a bit of a bee phobia.

Marco: So you don't think I'm completely lame?

Dylan: Your bee phobia?

Pales in comparison to my fear of killer whales.

My mom took me to a marine park for my tenth birthday,

and I volunteered to be kissed by the whale.

But when it leapt from the water

it just had this look in its eye,

like "I'm gonna kill you".

I just, I ran from the park screaming.

Guess I'm a freak, huh?

No.

Actually... you're pretty great.

I think you're pretty great too.

(sound of TV)

Toby: Handpicked invite list?

Exclusive?

Boy: Chips!

JT: (notices the TV) This is it! This is it!

JT: Yo dawg, these fries are whicky-whicky-whack!

What they need? Is some stupid supafly flavour.

(dog barks)

JT: First we give 'em the mad curl.

Then we dunk 'em in the dope batter.

Then it's time to kick the supafly fry flavour...

A crazy combo of seven slammin' spices!

That supafly taste is off the chain, yo!

Hey, don't get all up on my fries, dawg!

Get your fry on, with supafly fries!

Uh, guess it wasn't really off the chain then?

Jimmy: Look, if people do make fun of you tomorrow,

you just tell 'em...

(imitates him) Don't get all up in my fries, dawg!

(everyone laughs)

(sound of the horror movie)

It's okay.

Dylan: What about that priest, and that zombie priest

just came running after him like that.

Marco: No, no, no, no.

The part when the zombie just tore off his arm?

God, I nearly...

Dylan: I know.

I can't believe it.

They're here.

Who? Flesh-eating zombies?

Worse. My parents. Okay?

Mrs. Del Rossi: Marco!

Hey, Ma.

I thought you were studying with Spinner?

Marco: Uh, Spinner got sick.

Actually, I bumped into Paige's brother, Dylan.

Mr. Del Rossi: You are Dylan?

My son, he talks about you all the time.

He does?

Mr. Del Rossi: Yes. He says you are a great hockey player...

and I love hockey.

Why don't you come to dinner with us!

Ma, we already ate.

You know how your father gets.

Mr. Del Rossi: So you play forward. Which line?

Dylan: First. I'm a pretty high scorer.

Mr. Del Rossi: Yeah. On the ice. How about with the girls?

Not like Marco...

Marco: Pa?

I'm just saying, you guys are young.

Right now it should be girls, girls, girls.

Like Gabriella... from church?

Ma, she's 300 pounds.

She's big, but nice.

Maybe Dylan would like her?

Marco: No.

He wouldn't.

Gay waiter: How are you all doing?

Can I get you anything?

No, we're okay. Thank you.

How can a fruity-boy

carry those plates with those limp wrists?

Pa...

Mr. Del Rossi: I never understand that kind?

Two men. Together... is disgusting.

Marco: Pa...

It's sickening.

Pa, stop!

The time -

uh, I've got early practice tomorrow so...

Nice meeting you both.

Mr. Del Rossi: Nice to meet you too.

That's a nice boy. - How can you say that?

- Say what? - You got a big mouth.

Mr. Del Rossi: I got a big mouth?

Just put the pasta in your big mouth and leave me alone.

I don't make no commotions...

Jay: Hey, where's your dog, dawg?

Sean: Has he been getting up in your fries?

It's a fun way to start to the day, huh?

JT, your commercial sucked.

Thanks.

But you didn't.

You were great.

Well, you mind telling everyone in the school that?

Coming from the school tramp,

I don't think they'd listen.

I do not want to go in there.

Manny: I know,

but we've got Armstrong's test

and we have to get our math on.

I am so going to kill you!

Marco: Look Spin, I'm telling you, okay?

It was the date from hell.

And I don't know how I'm going to face Dylan today, now.

Well, you're about to find out.

Dylan: Hey.

Hey.

Talk to you a sec?

Okay.

Marco: Look, you don't have to explain about what my dad said.

Dylan: No, it was stupid and offensive,

but you know, we've both heard worse.

Yeah, but the way you just run off like that...

You looked like you were going into cardiac arrest. I was sparing you.

(both laugh)

Man, after that pimp hat, and the bee incident,

and then what my dad said?

I just...

I thought you were never going to talk to me again.

Well, it crossed my mind, but uh...

I do think you're pretty cute.

So then, does that mean I get another shot?

A chance to redeem myself?

That depends.

What are you doing this Friday?

(breathy chuckle)

DVD captions: CNST, Montreal

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