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Raditch: Good morning, students.

Glad you could all make it on a beautiful Saturday.

But then, it's not like you had much choice.

Welcome to detention.

No talking.

No chewing gum.

No getting up.

No feet on the table.

No doing your nails.

No eating, until I say.

There is one bathroom pass which you must carry with you.

You get one half hour for lunch.

The rest of the time is spent doing homework.

This is a time to reflect on past behavior.

I am all eyes, all ears.

(burps)

Raditch: I heard that, Mr. Cameron.

� Whatever it takes �

� I know I can make it through �

� If I hold out �

� I know I can make it through �

� Be the best �

� The best that I can be �

� Hear what I say to you �

� Whatever it takes �

� I know I can make it �

� I know I can make it through ��

Jimmy: Can you stop being an idiot?

Sean: I missed the part

when you became Raditch.

Ellie: Right on my bag. Thanks.

Sean: Is anything broken?

Hazel: Okay, a little to the left.

No, the other left.

Do you wanna do this, princess?

Jimmy: She's trying to help. Okay, lay off.

Toby: Uh, I don't really like heights.

Just shut up and do it.

Toby: Whoa...

Sean: Watch it. Toby: Whoa...

All: Agh! Ow.

Hazel: Are you okay?

Jimmy: At least it's fixed, right?

Raditch: (clears throat)

You, there. You, over there.

Far corner, ladies in the middle.

Someone tell me that clock is wrong.

Uh, some of us have social engagements?

Like what?

Does Paige need you to lick her boots before she goes out?

Back it up, Sean.

Sean: Still, a guy's gotta wonder

why your girlfriend, Miss Conformity,

ended up in detention.

Me?

I'm pleased to announce that I'm here for eight solid weeks -

for anti-social behaviour.

Hazel: Surprise, surprise.

And I'm not his girlfriend.

I skipped class.

What? I didn't feel like going.

Jimmy: Wow, that's a great story, Ellie.

Sean: Is yours any better?

Jimmy: I should be at the concert of the year today. But-

I hacked the school computer to change his grades. We got busted.

No, you got busted and you ratted me out.

Anyways, back to Hazel.

Why do you think I'm here?

Your shoes didn't match your purse?

Hazel: Yeah, that's it.

I'm outta here.

(music)

(giggle)

It's a Swiss ball,

from Switzerland.

Okay.

Raditch: What are you doing here?

Hazel: See you, Sir. (laughs)

Jimmy: Do the Raditch impression again.

Sean: It's a Swiss ball. (laughs)

Hazel: I'm bored of doing it. I'm bored of this room.

I'm bored of everything.

Fine. Truth or dare.

Truth.

Truth.

Truth.

Hazel, truth or dare?

Truth.

So what are you doing in detention?

Out with it, Aden.

Ellie: It's either that or take a dare.

So what are you doing in detention?

I've changed my mind. Give me a dare.

Fine. I dare you to kiss Toby.

Toby: Jimmy! Hazel: Jimmy!

Sean: Yes! On the lips. Like you mean it.

(music)

Whoa!

Oh! (laugh)

Satisfied?

Yeah.

Welcome back, Simpson.

Toby: He scores!

Scores again that is.

Wait'll I tell JT.

He's going to be so jealous.

Hazel: No. Because you're not telling him.

Sean: Why not? It was just some stupid dare.

Because she's too embarrassed to have anyone know

that she macked a total geek.

Even as a joke.

Sean: That's great, Hazel.

Very evolved.

Hazel: Hey, I don't make the rules.

Sean: No, you just follow them.

You know, you don't even have the balls to tell us

why you're here.

Leave her alone.

Shut up, Jimmy.

Why are you here? Hmm?

Paige pull your puppet strings, make you dance?

Paige can't make me do anything.

Sean: Whatever.

Why-

'Cause I got caught surfing porn, okay?

All: (laughing)

Hazel: I got some spam in my e-mail and I was curious.

Oh.

(cheers)

(giggles)

Simpson: What's going on in here?

Jimmy: It's Raditch's bad kids detention round-up.

Oh.

Are you here, Mr. Simpson, because you're coming back?

You're okay?

For the moment. Chemo's done.

I'm starting to get a bit antsy.

And I missed all you bad kids.

Toby: So, are we playing?

I'm bored. You guys can go ahead.

Toby: Okay, let's go.

Hazel: Okay, I'm in.

Ellie: Want some?

Sean: Thanks.

Toby: You're gonna get killed by Hazel. Wow.

Hazel: My shoe... (laughs)

What's with the elastic bands?

You don't want to tell me.

That's fine.

I just thought you weren't hiding it.

It's a therapy technique.

To stop me from... you know.

I guess everyone knows about me?

They know about the rumours.

Ellie: I'm sure the rumours are more interesting.

Sean: I doubt it. So why do you cut?

Ellie: What, you're not going to scare it out of me Like you did with Hazel?

No.

Ellie: I think...

It was the only pain I could control.

That makes sense.

You're the first person who's ever said that.

People talk about you, too.

Why? Cause stuff gets stolen?

Ellie: Yeah.

But it's all talk though, right?

You don't know anything.

I do...

Because I'm stealing it.

Jimmy: Incoming!

Hazel: Take that, Toby!

Raditch: (clears throat)

Sorry to crash the party.

Ellie on tape: But it's all talk though, right?

You don't know anything.

Sean on tape: I do...because I'm stealing it. (rewinds)

I do...because I'm stealing it.

� Do do-do do-do... �

I can't sit in a room by myself for the next three hours.

Raditch says we stay separate.

And I say screw it. let's go.

You're pretty cool, Miss Nash.

Toby: We're gonna get caught.

Hazel: Live a little, Toby.

Jimmy: Do we really need Sean?

Ellie: No one gets left behind, right?

Hazel: We're taking a walk.

Jimmy: Come on, Cameron. You chicken?

I'm not a joiner. I don't do group activities.

Jimmy: Okay.

Tell Jay that next time you two decide to steal something.

Hazel: What if Ellie wants you to come?

Ellie: Hazel!

(music)

Ellie: I didn't know we had an elevator.

Jimmy: I didn't even know we had a basement.

Sean: Chee-chee-chee cuh-cuh-cuh.

Toby: You're freaking me out, Sean.

Cool.

Ellie and Hazel: Chee-chee-chee cuh-cuh-cuh.

Toby: Stop it.

Hazel: We need a key.

Jimmy: Wait a sec.

I-I think it's a sign. I think we should go back.

No way.

No way.

Hazel: Okay, that elevator is possessed.

Sean: Sick!

Toby: Guys? I don't think this is such a good idea.

Stop whining and climb.

Whoa! We're on the roof.

Hey guys?

I have acrophobia, remember?

F-fear of heights?

Guys, I'm scared.

Wh-where you going?

Hazel: I wonder if we're the only kids to ever come up here.

Jimmy: I don't think so.

Hazel: Wow!

It's pretty!

Well, you found it, so you should keep it.

Jimmy: No. You know what?

I think it would look a lot better on you.

Thanks.

And thanks for standing up to Sean this morning, too.

What was that for?

For making you kiss Toby, I guess.

I kissed Toby! Oh my gosh.

Ellie: I didn't expect so much... space.

You carry that bag with you everywhere, huh?

It's a psycho girl thing.

Emphasis on psycho.

I think you're cute.

Guess I got to you?

Dream on.

You don't seem scared of me.

No.

You don't seem freaked by me.

Nope.

Are you freaked now?

Raditch: So you're back next week?

Simpson: And glad of it.

Raditch: Lots of behavioural problems around here lately.

Big crackdown going on.

I'll fill you in on Monday.

Simpson: Are Saturday detentions part of this crackdown?

Raditch: Yesiree. Zero tolerance.

Simpson: So now we're the police.

Raditch: Surely you believe we gotta control these kids.

Simpson: Educate them, yes.

Discipline them? Sure.

But control?

Raditch: Archie- Simpson: Oh, come on.

What's the worst that any of them have ever done?

You've got Jimmy and Hazel and Toby?

And Sean.

This is the first Saturday in months

I haven't felt like dying, Dan.

And life? It's way too short.

Toby: Guys! Guys, he's coming!

Jimmy!

You locked it?

Sean: I-I don't know!

Jimmy, come on!

Sean: He's coming, he's coming. Just go. Just go.

Thanks.

Just tell me who took the keys.

Okay, fine.

You all have Saturday detention for the next three weeks.

I'm trying to do the right thing here.

Help me out.

Mr. Raditch-

Toby: I did it.

I took the keys.

Toby, I'm disappointed,

but I appreciate the honesty.

Go home - all of you.

Enjoy your weekend.

Detention is over.

He didn't even freak on you.

Jimmy: Toby, that was cool.

I didn't expect it.

Hazel: Awww! You guys - group hug!

Wait.

I've got an instant camera in here somewhere for posterity.

Sean on tape: Guess I got to you.

Ellie on tape: Dream on.

Sean on tape: You don't seem scared of me.

Ellie on tape: No. You don't seem freaked by me.

Sean on tape: Nope.

Ellie on tape: Are you freaked now?

Why would you tape us like that?

Ellie: It's for a TV piece - for co-op.

But I wasn't going to use any names!

Toby: A piece about what?

Us? Detention?

Sean: No.

About theft at Degrassi.

Not cool, Ellie.

(thwack of elastic band)

Hazel: Hey Toby.

Toby: Hey guys.

JT: What happened here on Saturday?

Toby: Wouldn't you like to know.

Jimmy: Sean, what's up, man?

Sean: Good to see you.

Ellie: Hi.

Listen...

I know I was wrong.

But what happened between us on the roof...

I really, really want that

to be the real truth.

Here's the tape you want to stomp on.

There's no story.

Sean: So I don't freak you out either?

No.

Not at all.

DVD captions: CNST, Montreal

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