Original subtitles

Look, I don't know why you hate Paige.

'cause she's pure evil?

She's very sweet, actually,

and don't worry about today, okay?

You're my guest.

Ellie, I thought vampires couldn't go out in the sun?

Spinner: I guess that leaves shotgun for Del studly,

unless he wants to sit back here with his honey?

No that's cool, shotgun for me.

Paige: Oh, Marco,

meet my brother Dylan, our chauffeur for the day.

Dylan: Hey Marco. - Hey.

(shouts) Let's go!

� Whatever it takes �

� I know I can make it through �

� If I hold out �

� I know I can make it through �

� Be the best �

� The best that I can be �

� Hear what I say to you �

� Whatever it takes �

� I know I can make it �

� I know I can make it through �

Jimmy: Dylan, thanks for the ride, man.

Bring on the bikinis.

Spinner: Woo! Beach.

Nice beach.

Wow! We're gonna have so much fun!

Marco: Come on, El, cheer up.

Paige: Haze, don't forget the umbrellas.

Hazel: Okay.

Yeah, I'm not carrying that.

Why not?

What? You want me to look like some homo?

No, not homo as in gay. Homo as in uh...

Milk?

It's okay.

I told her not to pack that ridiculous picnic basket.

I told Spin not to be an insensitive jerk today.

Jimmy: Guys, let's go. Guys, where's the water gun?

Marco: Here.

Spinner: Wait, where are the marshmallows?

(laughter)

Spinner: What?

(sneezes)

Shh! Shh.

When you gave birth it- Spike: Shh!

It was to a baby, not a jet engine, right?

Emma.

Between Jack's all night crying

And the drip-drip-drip of that hot water heater,

- I'm not sleeping. - I'm on it!

Foam, wrapped around the heater?

No more drip-drip-drip.

- Ow! - Shh!

- Fiddlesticks! - Oh! Snake!

(whispering) Here hold the baby. Come here sweetie.

Okay.

(sneezes)

If you're sick, you can't stay here.

Jack just got over a cold.

Spike-

I'm serious.

Emma: Mom, Jack's not in a bubble.

Really?

Do you want to breast-feed him when he's running a fever?

Simpson: No and neither to you.

So...

There we go.

Yes, that's a good boy.

Simpson: Jeremiah?

Feel like having some company this weekend?

(sneezes)

Spike: Shh! Shh.

Dylan: Let's play some volleyball, man,

Spinner: Whatever you like.

Okay, so maybe it was a mistake inviting you today.

Well I couldn't let my "honey" come here all by himself.

Earlier?

Spinner called me your honey and you didn't correct him.

I didn't think it was that big a deal.

Last year, fine. But I'm not lying anymore.

I'm not your girlfriend.

Okay, fine then. No more lies, okay?

We're just friends from now on.

Hey guys, volleyball game. You in?

I am.

You play. I'll read.

(music)

Spinner: I thought we'd kill them, the boys versus the girls?

Jimmy: Yeah plus a big junior "A" hockey star.

Dylan: Guys, I've four tickets

to our exhibition opener on Tuesday. You want 'em?

Jimmy: Yeah, sure. Thanks we'll be there.

Paige: Come on.

Man, you totally creamed us, like... bad.

The trick is to toss the ball lightly and then serve.

Don't slam...

Control.

Pretend I'm the net, and just concentrate on getting it over.

Okay.

(nervous exhale)

See! You're a natural.

Thanks.

Okay, so I'm thinking uh,

put Ange to bed at eight,

Joey won't get back 'til like at least midnight and uh...

we've got the house pretty much to ourselves.

Missing the beach? Not so bad after all.

(doorbell rings)

Joey: Still here.

Wow. You look awful.

Nice to see you too, Jeremiah.

Angela: Uncle Archie's here! Yeah!

Craig: Joey?

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you.

Snake's spending the weekend with us.

- What? - Yeah I got a cold.

Spike's a little crazy

about germs and the baby right now so...

Oh, so you can come here and infect us.

Joey: No, he gets to help out with the babysitting, okay?

Okay, I gotta go, I'm gonna be late.

I go to pick up Sydney. I'll see you guys later. Have fun!

Didn't plan on spending Saturday night with ol' Mr. Simpson, huh?

No, not really.

Dylan: Looks like the guys are having fun.

Look at them. Paige: Mmm hmm.

So you and Spin are like joined at the hip.

Jimmy used to date Ashley.

And... Marco?

Dates Ellie.

What?

Nothing, just...I thought that maybe he might be...

You know?

Not everyone is gay, Dylan.

I'm freezing! Who's gay? Paige: Dylan thinks Marco is,

even though he and El have been dating forever.

Like I've never dated any girls.

What's your take on this Hazel?

Well, as someone who had the most pathetic crush

on Marco last year? Join the line-up.

He and Ellie are soul mates.

Sorry.

No problem. Hmm, moving on.

Hey.

Hello there. Look at them sweat. Paige: Woo! (cat call)

Dylan: Oh yeah!

That's just wrong.

What? He's gay. That's what they do.

Yeah but... It's gross. I mean, touching another guy,

and kissing him? It's...

But you were all over Marco just a second ago.

Yeah, that's funny. (forced laugh)

I mean, they should just put them all

on an island or something. I don't know.

Jimmy: Right, right, that's the answer, right?

Simpson: Eat my powder, Manning. Craig: You don't.

Simpson: Oh yeah, here I come. Here I come!

Craig: No, come on-

That's it! That's-

Simpson: I'm going all the way. Craig: No you're going down.

Simpson: No no no! Here I go.

Craig: Oh no! Simpson: Yes, yes, yes!

Who is the sultan of the slopes?

Who is the master of the moguls?

Mr. Simpson?

I must have taken that last turn a little bit too hard.

Um... You're bleeding. Should I call Spike?

No!

No, I'm fine.

I'm just a little over-stimulated.

Need to take it easy.

Are you sure? Simpson: Yeah, I'm fine.

But Spike will just worried over nothing.

So... one more slalom?

(music of video game)

Come on, Manning, take me on.

I'll kill you.

(guitar strumming)

Jimmy: Want to split that?

That's just gross.

Okay I want it soft and gooey, but not burnt carcinogenic so-

- Don't worry. - Not so close to the fire.

(disgusted sigh) Thanks.

(mocking) Not close to the fire.

Marco, why are you all the way over here?

Ellie's over there. Go be a boyfriend, come on.

So uh... What you playing?

I don't know. Nothing. Just...

Strumming.

Marco!

Paige: It's okay, he's your boyfriend.

He's not my boyfriend, actually.

We... we broke up.

Didn't we, Marco?

You okay?

(tearing up)

Spinner: I can't believe they broke up.

Paige: Sorry, but I'm not surprised.

Ellie must've been a blast to date.

Spinner: Yeah, but why didn't he tell me?

Paige: 'Cause maybe it wasn't any of your business?

We're like best friends now.

Well, maybe that's not all he's lying about.

It's stupid, okay?

But Dylan thinks that Marco might be gay.

What? No, he's been with Ellie, he's...

Yeah, like Dylan never dated girls before he came out.

Though you gotta admit, they would make a cute couple.

- Paige ? - What? Dylan's a total catch.

Spinner: Stop. Marco's not gay, end of story.

He shoots, he scores.

Craig: Too much sun on the weekend, Marco?

What are you wearing?

Jimmy: First the whole break-up mystery

and now you've got a sudden interest in hockey?

Marco: Hey, I like hockey.

And as for El... Look man, I don't know.

I was embarrassed, okay? Del studly, losing his girl.

Oh please, there's plenty more fish in the sea, my man.

So, Marco

what do you think of the Antropov trade to the Redskins?

Antropov?

Oh man, I think it's great.

I really think that his... his skating skills,

they're really gonna help.

- What? Spinner: Redskins are football.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Craig: O-kay.

Marco, hey.

Hey.

You have fun at the beach.

Yeah. I mean, it's the beach, right?

Fun's sort of built in there and...

Yeah. Cool. You're a fan of the Buds?

The Maple Leafs? Your jersey.

Yeah, I love 'em. They're a great hockey team.

Hey buddy, better not drop anything in front of homochuk.

(laughs)

Whatever.

Thanks.

No problem.

Craig: Hey, Emma. Emma: Hey.

Did your house guest totally destroy your weekend?

Craig: No, he was pretty cool.

Emma: Since Jack was born,

my mom has been a total germ freak.

Snake's got a cold, big deal.

What?

I just... I'm not sure that's all that's wrong.

Marco: Guys, Kelly, what's up? How are you?

Girl: Hey, how are you? Marco: Not bad.

Hey, what time did you guys leave the party last night?

Girl: Really late.

Marco: Yeah? Anyway, I gotta jet, bye.

Yeah, take care guys. Girl: See you, bye.

Hatzilakos: Okay the first step, you're gonna add two drops

of the paramecium culture to your slide.

Then you're going to add one drop of the methyl cellulose.

That's going to help slow down the movement of the paramecia.

So you never told me why you and Ellie split.

Oh... It just wasn't working.

She wouldn't put out?

Spin... No.

We just... we felt more like brother and sister. Friends.

So why don't we get you a real girlfriend?

Who? Everyone's paired up.

Not Hazel.

What? I mean, she's single, she's... hot.

She, she liked you last year. I mean what's the problem?

Nothing.

Cool. Hazel, great.

Great. I'll set it up... for tonight.

Manny: It's a silent auction.

All proceeds are going to the Junior Spirit

Squad Cheer Campaign. Our routines are so 2001.

I'm sorry, what do I have to do again?

Just donate something for our silent auction,

and be there for the bidding. Whatever you want.

Fine, fine, you got me.

(sighs)

Manny should get into sales.

Yeah.

Hey, is something wrong?

I don't know. Is there? Craig told me you passed out.

(laughs) Yeah and uh...

Thank you for the concern,

but I'm not the first person with a cold

to get a little dizzy.

But what if it's not a cold? What if it's more serious?

Emma, would you stop thinking the worst?

I'm over-tired, I'm over-worked,

and I've got a cold. So what?

That's all it is, okay?

Okay, I'm sorry.

Hi, this is Archie Simpson,

I'd like to make an appointment with Doctor Moragoda.

4:30? This afternoon, um...

Okay. Thanks.

(laughter)

Marco: And this film is about this woman in a coma, right?

And her male nurse is hot for her.

For a chick in a coma?

That's what I'm saying? It's dysfunctional.

Hazel: It sounds hilarious.

So you want to see it again? We could go together.

Yeah, sounds good.

I'm getting kinda dry, does anyone want another drink?

On me?

Okay.

(exasperated sigh)

He's so cute.

Spinner: Maybe he needs a little... help.

Hazel: Oh.

Thought you might need some help with those drinks.

Marco?

Sorry.

Dude, just ignore her.

Totally. We should all go see that movie.

You don't like subtitles, Spin, but...

Paige: Yeah, they involve reading.

Hazel: But it might be cool, all of us, freaky coma story.

I gotta go.

My mom's making marinara sauce, and I always help her.

Thanks, Hazel. It's just getting kinda late.

Did I do something?

So doc, since when has blood-letting

become a cure for the common cold, huh?

Dr. Moragoda: I wish it were that trivial.

Oh but there's nothing trivial about a cold.

Sneezing, sniffling...

I have to do more tests and a bone marrow biopsy.

Bone marrow? Why?

Because your symptoms all point to acute myeloid leukemia.

Cancer of the blood.

Cancer? But uh...

Dr. Moragodo: It's a scary word, I know,

but like I said we have to run more tests.

The important thing is, if it is cancer,

we've caught it early, and we can beat it, okay?

- What are you doing? - Leave me alone, Spin.

You just walked out on your date with Hazel.

- She's sitting there- - Spin! Please, back off!

What's going on?! What is your-

- You won't understand. - What, that you're psycho?

You just walked out on a date with one of Degrassi's coolest girls

for you mom's pasta sauce? It doesn't make sense.

Yes, it does.

Spinner: Oh yeah? Then stop crying and explain it to me,

'cause I'm obviously a moron and don't get it.

Just because, Spin.

- Because why?! - Because I'm gay.

(crying)

DVD captions: CNST, Montreal

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