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? YOU'RE BRAVEBUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT
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? YOU'RE STRONG BUT YOU CAN'T FEEL IT
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? YOU'RE GOODBUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT.
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I LOVE IT.
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IT SHOWS HOW GLAD I AM WE'REBACK - REDISCOVERING EACH OTHER.
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YEAH. YEAH. ME, TOO.
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I MEAN LAST YEAR WE WERE JUST -THIS THING BUT,
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NOW WE REALLY CONNECT.
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LET ME PLAY YOU THE REST.
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? I KNOW YOU, THE REAL YOUI KNOW YOU, THE REAL YOU.
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it through
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? If I hold out
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? I know I can make it through
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? Be the best
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? The best that I can be
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? Hear what I say to you
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? Whatever it takes
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? I can see it
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it through
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ATTENTION STUDENTS, IF YOU'VE LOST A KEYCHAIN
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WITH A PINK WHISTLE ON IT,
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PLEASE SEE MRS. SMITH IN THE OFFICE
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TO IDENTIFY IT AND PICK IT UP.
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LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?
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YEAH, ACTUALLY. MY BOYFRIEND.
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TALL, CUTE. YOU MIGHT'VE SEENUS TOGETHER LAST YEAR?
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SPEAKING OF LAST YEAR -GRADE EIGHT YEAR BOOK.
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GRADE EIGHT -NOT EXACTLY MY BEST.
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SOME OF IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.SO WILL YOU SIGN IT?
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WE'RE BACK TOGETHER NOW, RIGHT?
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BACK TOGETHER. SOUNDS NICE.
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SO SIGN IT?
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OKAY, DID MY MOM PICK OUTMY CLOTHES?
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YOU LOOK GREAT.
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I LOOK AWFUL.
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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, FREAKSHOW.
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TRY LOOKING IN THE MIRROR.
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FREAKSHOW.
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BE CAREFUL, JIMMY.
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ALTHOUGH IT IS NICE OF YOUTO DATE THE CREEPY CHICKS,
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LEAVE THE HOT ONES FOR US.
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SHUT UP. I'M SORRY ASH.
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HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
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IF JERKS LIKE HIM KNEW HOWBEAUTIFUL YOU WERE
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ON THE INSIDE, THEY'D KEEPTHEIR MOUTHS SHUT.
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IT'S THE EVENT OF THE YEAR.
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DR. SALLY'S SEX-TALK.
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AS IF I COULD FORGETABOUT HER
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WITH YOU TALKING ABOUT ITEVERY TWO SECONDS.
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FIRST YOU GET THE KNOWLEDGE,THEN YOU GET THE POWER.
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THEN YOU GET-
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WHAT?
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BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'T WANTTO KNOW.
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NOW, IN ADDITION TO CONDOMS, WE HAVE THE PILL,
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THE DIAPHRAGM AND THE IUD.
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GUYS, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT.
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MAYBE WE'D FEEL A LITTLE MORECOMFORTABLE
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IF DR. SALLY WAS HERE.
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LIKE I TOLD YOU AT THEBEGINNING OF THE CLASS,
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DR. SALLY IS IN CHINA.
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WELL, SEND HER A PLANE TICKETOR SOMETHING.
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BEING SEXUALLY RESPONSIBLEMEANS BEING PREPARED.
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BUT THE BEST FORM OF PROTECTION IS ABSTINENCE.
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WHAT'S-WHAT'S 'ABSTINENCE'?
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NOT HAVING SEX.
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NO SEX, YOU DON'T GET PREGNANTOR CONTRACT AN STD.
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HOWEVER, IF YOU DECIDENOT TO ABSTAIN,
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MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYSHAVE A CONDOM ON YOU.
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UNTIL NEXT TIME WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED
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THIS CLASSIC PRESENTATION OF 'TAMING OF THE SHREW.'
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SO.
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ANY THOUGHTS ON SHAKESPEARE'SCOMIC MASTERPIECE?
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GAVIN?
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UM, MAYBE ADD A JOKE OR TWO?
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YOU DIDN'T FIND IT FUNNY?
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FUNNY? UH - NO. SORRY.
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NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.
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BECAUSE I'M OFFERING YOU ALLA CHALLENGE -
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I'VE PAIRED YOU UP,
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AND I WANT YOU TO WORKON ACT TWO, SCENE ONE.
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THIS PLAY'S BEEN AROUND FOR OVER FOUR-HUNDRED YEARS,
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SO IT MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.
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WHAT I WANT, GUYS, IS A VERSION THAT RINGS TRUE FOR YOU.
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HAVE FUN WITH IT.
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ATTENTION STAFF AND STUDENTS-
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"GOOD MORROW, KATE;FOR THAT'S YOUR NAME, I HEAR."
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HEY I WAS THINKING ABOUTOUR SCENE.
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AND YOU WANTED TO SHOOTYOURSELF?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVETO DO THIS "COMEDY". IT'S SO -
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SEXIST? OUTDATED? UNFUNNY?
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ALL THREE. SO I WAS THINKING--
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WHY DON'T WE SHOW THAT,
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AND PLAY IT FOR WHAT'S REALLYGOING ON.
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OR NOT...?
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NO. TOTALLY.
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I'M JUST - SO GLADWE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
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YEAH? KWAN'S GONNA REGRETPAIRING US.
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WAS IT JUST ME,
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OR WAS HEALTH CLASS MORE THANA LITTLE CONFUSING?
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WHY? BECAUSE DR. SALLY LET USDOWN, BECAUSE DR. SALLY DIDN'T-
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WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?
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I MEAN CONDOMS.THEY'RE CONFUSING.
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WELL, THEY'RE PRETTY SIMPLE,TOBES.
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YOU JUST OPEN THE PACKAGE,SLIP 'EM ON AND--
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I MEAN - YOU KNOW,WHEN DO WE BUY THEM?
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NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.
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KNOW THE DRILL, PRACTICE.
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I MEAN, WE COULD MEET THE WOMANOF OUR DREAMS TOMORROW!
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I ALREADY MET MINE.
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LOOK.
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THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU WANTTO BE PREPARED.
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IT'S WAY TOO EARLY FOR THAT.
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WHAT IF PASSION TAKES OVER SOMEDAY?
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AND YOU, TOBY ISSACSGET A CHANCE TO GET IT.
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DON'T YOU WANT TO BE PREPARED?
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I GUESS...?
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YES, YOU DO.
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SO - DRUGSTORE, AFTER SCHOOL.OUR STUDLY FUTURE CALLS.
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THE CONCEPT'S HILARIOUS.
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"ASSES ARE MADE TO BEAR,AND SO ARE YOU!"
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HEY GUYS.
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YOUR BOYFRIEND?HYSTERICAL. CIAO.
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SOMEONE'S HAVING FUN.
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YEAH. OUR SCENESHOULD BE GOOD.
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OF COURSE, NOT AS GOODAS IF I HAD WORKED
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WITH MY FAVOURITE PARTNER.
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THAT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?
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BURN IT, PLEASE.
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AW, BUT YOU LOOK SO CUTE.
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SO - DINNER.
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JEFF'S MAKING BURGERSAND KRAFT DINNER.
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YOU KNOW, MY PARENTSMISSED YOU.
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SO DID I.
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I'M SO GLADYOU'RE COMING.
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J.T., YOU DO NOT NEEDEXTRA-LARGE.
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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?RIBBED.
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FOR HER PLEASURE? NO IDEA.
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HM. BETTER FIND OUT.
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DID YOU SEE THE UH -PINA COLADA FLAVOUR?
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YEAH.
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TOO BAD THEYDON'T HAVE BACON.
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SO WHAT'D YOU GET?
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OH.
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THE FORCE IS STRONG WITHIN YOU.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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NO, COME ON.
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OKAY, SO CALL ME LATER?OKAY, BYE.
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WE JUST WANT TO BE READY,YOU KNOW.
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HE-HE DOES. AND-AND ME.TOGETHER. BUT NOT - TOGETHER.
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UH - COULD WE HAVE THOSE IN SEPARATE BAGS, PLEASE?
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AND UH - MAYBE YOUR PHONENUMBER?
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SO DID DR. SALLY COME TODAY?
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UH - NO. ARMSTRONG FILLED IN.
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DID HE GIVE OUT CONDOMS?
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WHAT?
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NO, NOT THAT THAT'S ANY OF YOURBUSINESS!
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RELAX. I JUST THINK THAT KIDSSHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO CONDOMS.
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IT'S AN IMPORTANT ISSUE,EH JIMMY?
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SURE IT IS. UH - I'M STARVING.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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TEACHERS GIVING OUT CONDOMSSUGGESTS
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THAT KIDS SHOULD BE HAVING SEX.
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WELL, KIDS ARE GONNA HAVE SEX, JEFF -
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BUT AT LEAST THEY SHOULDBE PROTECTED.
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JIMMY? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I'M NOT SURE. YOU ALL HAVEREALLY GOOD POINTS.
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OKAY, AND WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
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I THINK JEFF'S RIGHT.
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HANDING OUT CONDOMSSENDS A MESSAGE. SORRY.
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DON'T BE. YOU'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION.
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I JUST WISH I DIDN'T HAVETO DRAG IT OUT OF YOU.
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WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
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YOU'RE THE GENIUS WHO TALKED MEINTO BUYING THEM.
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THEY'RE YOUR PROBLEM NOW.
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"FOR I AM BORN TO TAME YOU,KATE.
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AND BRING YOU FROM A WILD KATE, TO A KATE CONFROR- CONFROBAB-"
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THAT'S IT, SPINNER -WALK AND TALK.
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HA HA HA.
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OOH, J.T. THE STUD.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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GUYS, THEY'RE NOT MINE.
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THEN WHOSE ARE THEY?
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THEY MUST BE TOBY'S.THAT'S GROSS.
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EW. THAT IS SO CLASSIC.
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TOBY? KENDRA? HE'S PLANNING ON-
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WITH MY SISTER?
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NO, SPINNER - IT'S JUST--
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WHEN I FIND ISAACS,HE'S FINISHED.
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ATTENTION STAFF AND VISITORS, THERE IS A DARK GREEN MINIVAN-
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YOU NEED SOME HELP WITH THAT?
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SURE. IT'S FOR JIMMY.
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YEAH.
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THANKS.
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NO PROBLEM. HOPE HE LIKES IT.
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JIMMY. FOR YOUR LOCKER.
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THANKS.
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UM, IT'S SUPPOSED TO REPLACE THAT ONE.
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MORE PICTURES OF YOU, THE BETTER.
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WHAT?
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NOTHING. JUST--
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WHAT?
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WHICH PICTURE DO YOU LIKEBETTER?
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I LIKE THEM BOTH.
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YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.
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ASH--
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SPEAK YOUR MIND. I MEAN IT.WHICH DO YOU LIKE MORE?
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THE OLD ONE, OKAY?THE OLD ONE.
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ATTENTION.
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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT INCREASING AMOUNTS
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OF LITTER ARE BEING LEFT IN THE HALLWAY,
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PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE AND PICK UP AFTER YOURSELVES...
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[Bell Rings]
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WOULD NICOLE HAMILTON PLEASE REPORT TO THE MAIN OFFICE IMMEDIATELY...
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AGAIN - NICOLE HAMILTON.
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I'LL BE HONEST. I DON'T GET IT.
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THIS IS WHO I'VE BEEN SINCEBEFORE WE MET.
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ASH! WOW.
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WELL, YOU-YOU ACTUALLY LOOK...ALIVE.
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THANKS. I THINK.
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I WAS JUST GETTING USEDTO THE WHOLE GOTH THING.
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THIS IS SO--
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TAMED?
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EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS, PLEASE.
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SPINNERS LOCKER PAGE? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?
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I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.
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LOOK, IF WE CAN FIGURE OUTHIS SCHEDULE,
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MAYBE YOU CAN TRY TO AVOID HIMFOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
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AND WHAT ABOUT KENDRA?SHE PROBABLY THINKS I'M SLIME.
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YOU'LL EXPLAIN IT TO HER,SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
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EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
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OR NOT.
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DON'T OPEN IT!
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TOO LATE.
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OH GOOD--
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HOW OLD AM I?
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UH. TWELVE.
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AND WHAT GRADE AM I IN?
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SEVEN?
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AND YOU THOUGHT I'D HAVE SEXWITH YOU? PERVERT!
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I KNOW, I LOVE EXISTENTIALJEANS.
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THE FIT IS LIKE, PERFECT.
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YEAH, I LOVE THE COMMERCIAL.WHEN THAT HOT GUY SAYS -
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"LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUTJEANS."
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"EXISTENTIAL!" HAHAHA.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE.
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DON'T WORRY - WE'LL GET YOUBACK IN THE LOOP.
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SPEAKING OF LOOP - WHAT'S WITHTHE STYLE REWIND, ANYWAY?
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YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
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SURE, BUT THE GOTH LOOK WASSORTA WORKING FOR YOU.
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WHY THE CHANGE?
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I HAVE TO GO,I HAVE TO MEET CRAIG.
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FOR I AM BORN TO TAME YOU KATEAND--
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HEY.
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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AND YOU ARE--?
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LATE. SORRY. CAN WE START?
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YEAH. SURE.
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"GOOD MORROW, KATE;FOR THAT'S YOUR NAME I HEAR."
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WAIT.
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WHAT, NOT STRONG ENOUGH?
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NO. IT'S JUST-- THE WAYPETRUCHIO WANTS TO CHANGE KATE.
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ISN'T IT OUT OF LOVE?
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THAT'S WHAT HE CLAIMS. SO?
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SO, WE'RE MAKING HIM INTOA VILLAIN. WHAT IF WE'RE WRONG?
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ASH, THE GUY'S A SEXIST PIG.AND ABUSIVE.
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I KNOW. I READ THE PLAY, BUT--
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BUT - NOTHING. EVEN IF HEWASN'T, HE'D STILL BE A JERK.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE IF HE REALLY LOVED KATE
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HE WOULDN'T WANT TO CHANGE HER.HE'D LOVE HER FOR WHO SHE IS.
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IT'S JUDGMENT DAY, ISAACS.
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GO AHEAD.
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BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THATTHE REASON I BOUGHT THAT STUFF
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WAS 'CAUSE I REALLY LIKE YOURSISTER.
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I MEAN, I REALLY LIKE HER,
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BUT I WASN'T THINKING OF HAVINGSEX WITH HER -
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WE'VE ONLY KISSED. ONE TIME.
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IF YOU WEREN'T THINKINGABOUT IT,
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WHY'D YOU BUY ALL THAT STUFF?
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BECAUSE - IF I WAS GOINGTO HAVE SEX WITH KENDRA,
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WHICH I'M NOT - I'D WANTTO TAKE CARE OF HER.
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I MEAN, HAVING SEX NEVER EVENOCCURRED TO ME
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UNTIL J.T. STARTED TALKINGABOUT BEING PREPARED--
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J.T.? SO THIS WAS J.T.'S IDEA.
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NO. NO, NO, NO.
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HE JUST SUGGESTED THAT I BUYTHAT STUFF,
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YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW,JUST IN CASE--
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BREAK A LEG.
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YOU, TOO.
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YOU OKAY?
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YEAH. JUST - A LITTLE NERVOUS.
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YOU'LL BE GREAT. AND I'LL BERIGHT THERE, WATCHING.
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YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE!
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"KATE; IN SOOTH YOU SCAPE NOT SO."
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"I CHAFE YOU IF I TARRY;LET ME GO."
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"NAY, FOR I AM BORN TO TAME YOU,KATE,
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AND BRING YOU FROM A WILD KATETO A KATE CONFORMABLE
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AS OTHER HOUSEHOLD KATES.
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I MUST AND WILL HAVE KATHERINETO MY WIFE!"
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GIMME AN L-O-V-E-! GO LOVE!
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SO - THOUGHTS?
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IT KEPT MY ATTENTION.
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ME, TOO. LOVE THE COSTUMES.
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WHY FOOTBALL?
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WELL, WE THOUGHTADDING A MODERN TWIST
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WOULD MAKE IT FUNNIER.
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PETRUCHIO'S A MANLY-MAN.
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MAKING HIM A FOOTBALL PLAYERSEEMED PERFECT.
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AND HE MAKES KATE INTOTHE PERFECT WIFE FOR HIM -
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HIS OWN CHEERLEADER.
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GOOD JOB.
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OKAY - ASHLEY AND CRAIG?
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YOU READY?
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YEAH. FOR REAL.
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"KATE; IN SOOTH YOU SCAPE NOTSO."
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"I CHAFE YOU IF I TARRY;LET ME GO!"
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"NAY, THOU MUST BE MARRIEDTO NO MAN BUT ME.
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FOR I AM BORN TO TAME YOU,KATE,
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AND BRING YOU FROM A WILD KATETO A KATE CONFORMABLE
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AS OTHER HOUSEHOLD KATES.
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I MUST AND WILL HAVE KATHERINETO MY WIFE!"
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WOW. INTENSE.
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UH, YEAH. WE SAW IT A BITDIFFERENTLY.
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ASH?
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IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMEDYTO US. IT FELT - DARKER.
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CAN YOU TELL US WHY YOU FELTTHAT?
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IT'S ABOUT BREAKING A PERSON,THEIR SPIRIT.
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TAMING THEM AND MAKING THEM INTO SOMEONE
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THAT THEY AREN'T...
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MAKING THEM INTO A LESSERVERSION OF THEMSELVES.
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ISAACS. JUST THE MAN I WASLOOKING FOR.
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LIKE HIS NEW LOOK?
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OKAY, AND NOW FOR YOUR FEET.
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NO, SPINNER PLEASE, PLEASE.
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I PROMISE I'LL NEVER BUYCONDOMS AGAIN.
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IT IS NOT ABOUT BUYING CONDOMS.IT'S ABOUT KENDRA.
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THERE'S ENOUGH PRESSURE OUT THERE ABOUT HAVING SEX.
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SHE DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE FROMYOU TWO.
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NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...ISSACS, HIT THE LIGHTS-
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I GIVE YOU,THE HUMAN GLOW-WORM.
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[LAUGHTER]
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HEY.
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HEY.
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I SIGNED IT LIKE YOU ASKED.
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"WE CLING TO ONE ANOTHER,THE STORM RAGING AROUND.
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MY HEAD SLIPS UNDER THE WATER, YOU CAN'T HEAR ME CRY.
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AND SO I LET GO, DRIFT AWAY,LEAVE YOUR COMFORT BEHIND.
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AND SAVE US."
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"LOVE ALWAYS, ASHLEY."
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