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THE PHYSICS OF ATTRACTIONAND REPULSION -
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IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO EXPLORETODAY USING STATIC ELECTRICITY.
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SO I WANT ALL OF YOU TO PAYCAREFUL ATTENTION
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TO YOUR EXPERIMENTS
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AND PLEASE MAKE SURE THATYOU TAKE DETAILED NOTES.
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WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND, TOBY ISAACS?
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WILL YOU SHUT UPAND DO YOUR WORK?
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HELLO!
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JT!
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UGH!
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I'M A MASTODON. I DIED10,000 YEARS AGO.
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YOU RUINED THIS.
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WILL YOU BEMY FRIEND?
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NO!
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YOU HAVE THE CUTEST BONES...
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I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALLTHE SKELETAL MASTODONS...
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NO... JUST YOU... I'M GONNAKISSY- KISS YOU ALL OVER...
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JT YORKE.
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SORRY, MS. HATZILAKOS.
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I'M SORRY TOO. OH DON'T LISTENTO HIM, HE'S LYING.
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ONE WEEK, GUINEA PIG DUTY -
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EVERY DAY BEFORE AND AFTERSCHOOL, RIGHT HERE, WITH ME.
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make through
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? If I hold out
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? If I do
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? I know I can make through
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? Be the best
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? The best that I can be
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? Hear what I say to you
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? Whatever it takes
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? I can see it
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? I know I can make it
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? I know I can make it through
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THANKS.
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COME ON IN.
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GOOD MORNINGMS. HATZILAKOS.
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OH, GOOD MORNING JT.
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OKAY LET'S GET STARTED.RIGHT THIS WAY.
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SO WE MAINLY FEED THE GUINEA PIGS DRIED TIMOTHY GRASS.
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SUPPLEMENTED WITH PELLETS,FRESH VEGETABLES.
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OF COURSE, THEY ALWAYS NEEDA FRESH SUPPLY OF WATER.
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DO YOU MIND?
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OH SORRY.
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OH, IS THAT YOUR PENON THE GROUND?
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NOPE. MUST BE YOURS.
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OKAY, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE BROOD.
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RIGHT HERE WE HAVEJASPER, BISMARCK,
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AND THIS CUTIEIS ISABELLA.
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SHE'S LIKE A BIG BALLOF FLUFF.
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A REALLY FAT BALLOF FLUFF.
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YEAH, SHE IS MUCH BIGGERTHEN USUAL.
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WELL LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU'VE HAVETHE MAGIC TOUCH.
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DID YOU EVER THINKOF BECOMING A VETERINARIAN?
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I TRIED ONCE, BUT THEREAREN'T ENOUGH RECIPES.
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PLUS I LOVE MEAT.
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I SAID VETERINARIAN,NOT VEGETARIAN.
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I KNOW.I WAS JOKING.
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"THE MEDIUM IS THE MESSAGE."DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO SAID THAT?
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MARSHALL MCLUHAN -
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THE GODFATHER OF MODERN MEDIA AND COMMUNICATIONS.
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AND DID YOU KNOW MCLUHAN WAS CANADIAN?
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HEY - HOW WAS YOUR'QUALITY TIME'
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WITH MS. HOT SAUCE?
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HOT AND SAUCY.
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FULL REPORT. NOW.
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FIRST? I DID ONEOF THESE - OOPS!
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THEN SHE BENT DOWNTO PICK IT UP - OH!
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JT? IS THIS YOURS?
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YEAH.
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YOU WANNA PAY ATTENTION?OKAY.
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ANYWAYS...
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YOU GUYS CAN'T IMAGINETHE THINGS I SAW...
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NOT BAD, GAVIN. BUT WHATEXACTLY IS A "SEXAGRAM"?
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THAT THINGYWITH SIX POINTS?
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AH NO, THAT'SA "HEXAGRAM".
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OH. OOPS.
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COME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE ANOTHERLOOK AT YOUR ANSWER
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FOR PROBLEM NUMBER TEN.
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OH THAT HAS TO BEA TRICK QUESTION.
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AH NO, JUST UH, SIMPLE BATH -UH, MATH.
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JULIAN CAN I SEE YOUR ASSIGNMENT PLEASE?
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IS THAT SPINNER THAT SMELLS?SHOULD WE TELL HIM?
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HONESTY NEVER HURTS.
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RULE NUMBER ONE OF PUBERTY?SHOWER EVERY DAY.
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DUDE, DUDE.
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THE TRUTH -DO I STINK?
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UM, YEAH,ACTUALLY.
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YOU'VE SMELLEDREALLY BAD ALL WEEK.
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WELL, WHY DIDN'TYOU TELL ME?
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I DIDN'T WANTTO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
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WELL, BETTER I HEAR IT FROMYOU, THEN ELLIE, DUDE.
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THE TRUTH FROMNOW ON, OKAY?
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"YOU CAN'T HANDLETHE TRUTH."
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JACK NICHOLSON.
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UM OKAY.BUT THIS - IT'S SERIOUS,
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IT'S IMPORTANT.COME ON, LET'S MAKE A PACT.
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SURE, MAN. WHATEVER.
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JIM-!
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OKAY IF IT TAKES FRED45 SECONDS
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TO FILL HIS TEN LITRE FISHTANK,
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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE HIMTO FILL HIS OTHER TANKS:
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NOW, FIVE OF THEM AREFIVE LITRE TANKS
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AND TEN OF THEM ARE TWO LITRETANKS?
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YEAH, I THINK FRED NEEDSTO GET A LIFE.
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THANK YOU, MR. YORKE...
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JT HAS A LIFE.HE'S GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND.
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REALLY?YOU MEAN LIBERTY?
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FINALLY!
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NO.
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MS. HOTS-O-LA-KOS...
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THAT IS SO TYPICAL.
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NO, SO JT.IMMATURE AND DUMB.
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WHY?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH A YOUNGER GUYDATING AN OLDER WOMAN, ANYWAY?
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THERE'S A RULE.
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THE YOUNGEST YOU CAN DATE ISHALF YOUR AGE PLUS SEVEN.
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SO FOR MS. H - WHO'S, WHAT, THIRTY?
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THAT'S - FIFTEEN PLUS SEVEN...
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WHICH IS TWENTY-TWO.
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AND YOU'RE SHORTBY A COUPLE OF YEARS.
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AND MORE THEN A COUPLEOF FEET.
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MELANDA STARED INTO THE SOULOF THE ECLIPSE.
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AND SAW THE WORLDFOR WHAT IT WAS -
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A SHADOW OF BLACK, EMPTY,DESPAIRING NOTHINGNESS.
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WOW. HAPPY.
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THOUGHTS ANYONE?
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JIMMY BROOKS?
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OH UH, WELL I, YOU KNOW -THOUGHT IT WAS POETIC.
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YO, YOU MADE A PROMISE,DUDE.
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SPIN - SHUT UP.
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GENTLEMEN, IF YOU HAVEANY COMMENTS,
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PLEASE SHARE THEMWITH THE CLASS.
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I DON'T.
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OH, HE DOES, MS. KWAN.JIMMY?
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OKAY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYINGWAY TO HARD TO BE PROFOUND
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AND YOU JUST LOST THE STORY.
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HONESTLY? IT SOUNDED LIKEA SUICIDE NOTE.
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WELL, I WOULDN'T EXPECTA CONFORMIST TO UNDERSTAND.
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ASHLEY - THIS EXERCISE IS ABOUTCONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.
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OKAY WE'VE GOT ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES LEFT.
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ENOUGH TIME FOR TWO MORE VOLUNTEERS.
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ANYONE? STEVEN, ARE YOU READY TO READ?
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HEY, WHAT'S UP?
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JT! I WANT TO SHOW YOUSOMETHING.
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I'LL BET SHE DOES...
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WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUTWHAT YOU SAID -
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ABOUT ISABELLA'S WEIGHTPROBLEM.
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WELL IT'S NOT THAT -SHE'S PREGNANT!
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WOW. A HUNDRED LITTLE GUINEAPIGS JUST WAITING TO BE BORN.
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WELL, MORE LIKE THREE OR FOUR.
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YOU CAN FEEL THEM, INSIDE HER.THAT'S HOW I REALIZED.
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HERE.
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RIGHT THERE.
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CAN YOU FEEL THEM?
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WOW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE ISABELLAIS GONNA BE A MOM.
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THAT IS SO COOL.
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DOES SHE NEED ANYTHING?
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LIKE - A SPECIAL DIET OR SOMETHING?
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HOW ABOUT I DO SOME RESEARCH?
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THAT'D BE GREAT. THAT WOULD BEA GREAT HELP, THANKS JT.
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IT'S OKAY.
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WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
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AND ON YOUR LUNCH HOUR?
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JUST TRYING TO DO SOME RESEARCHFOR MS. HATZILAKOS.
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YOUR SPELLING...
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AH, THERE IS SUCH A THING AS PRIVACY, YOU KNOW.
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YEAH, I KNOW, BUT --
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OH... THANKS.
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NO PROBLEM.
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NOW - WHEN MANNY RUBS THE BALLOONS ON HER HAIR,
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THEY BECOME NEGATIVELY-CHARGED.
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AND THEY BECOME ATTRACTED TOHER POSITIVELY-CHARGED HAIR.
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NOW THE MOMENT MANNYSTEPS AWAY ...
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THE BALLOONS REPEL
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BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTHNEGATIVELY-CHARGED.
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MS. HATZILAKOS - CAN ISEE YOU FOR A SECOND?
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AH, SURE.
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WHY DON'T YOU CONTINUEBLOWING UP YOUR BALLOONS.
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AND I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
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LOOKS LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIENDHAS A BOYFRIEND.
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MR. ARMSTRONGIS MARRIED.
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SO? MS. HATZILAKOSISN'T.
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SHE'S NOT LIKE THAT.
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IT WAS A JOKE.
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YEAH REMEMBER?
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YOU USED TO TELL THEM?
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HELLO I'M A MASTODON.
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TOBY SHUT UP?I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.
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SORRY, LIBERTY.
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SO TEACHER'S PET,
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WHEN IS MS. HGETTING YOU YOUR OWN CAGE?
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I'M NOT HER PET.
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OH REALLY. LET'S SEE HERE.
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WE'VE GOT JASPER, BISMARCK, ISABELLA - JT.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER SEAN? HUH?
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YOU JEALOUS?
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DO YOU WANT TO BE MY OTHERGUINEA PIG BOY?
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OH AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, TOBY?
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MY, MY, MY YOU'RE A FURRYLITTLE ONE.
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YEAH, I'M SUREYOU DO-
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ITHYOUR STUPID HONESTY PACT.
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DUDE, YOU DID HER A FAVOUR.SHE SHOULD HAVE THANKED YOU.
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YEAH WELL TELL HER THAT.
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SPIN, SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON'TWANT THE WHOLE TRUTH.
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WELL, THEN THEY'RE STUPID.
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IF IT WAS ME? I'D WANTTHE WHOLE TRUTH ENCHILADA.
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JIMMY.
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ASH. UHM, LOOK,
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I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUTYESTERDAY.
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ACTUALLY? YOU SAVED MY STORY.
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WHAT?
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YOU WERE RIGHT.
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I WENT THROUGH IT LAST NIGHTAND MADE SOME CHANGES
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AND IT IS WAY BETTER.
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I LIKE THIS NEW JIMMY.
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I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT, MAN.
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ALL HONESTY - ALL THE TIMEFROM NOW ON.
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GOOD. CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU?
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GO AHEAD. WE'RE TIGHT.
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OKAY. YOU AND ASH GETTING BACKTOGETHER?
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THE STUPIDEST IDEAI EVER HEARD.
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WHAT?
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WELL, YOU BECOME THIS WEAK,
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PATHETIC PUPPET WHEN SHE'SAROUND.
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AND SHE'S THE EVIL PUPPETMASTER.
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HERE THIS IS YOU -
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ASHLEY I DON'T WHAT TO GO...
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[WHIPPING SOUND] OKAY,OKAY I'M GOING.
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OW, THAT HURTS. OW.
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OKAY, OKAY I GET IT.
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THANKS FOR THE HONESTY.
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DUDE? MY PLEASURE.
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LOOK I'M SORRY,OKAY?
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I APOLOGIZE.
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THANK YOU.
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THAT'S' IT?
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PARDON ME.
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I APOLOGIZED.WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
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JT DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M ANGRY?
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BECAUSE OF THE THING I DID.
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YES. BUT DO YOU KNOWWHY I'M REALLY ANGRY?
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NO.
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LOOK, YOU'RE FUNNY, OKAY?
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BUT YOU'RE ALSO VERYINTELLIGENT,
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AND YOU'RE JUST WASTING IT BYALWAYS BEING THE CLASS CLOWN.
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JUST WASTING IT.
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WELL THEN I'LL JUST STOPWASTING YOUR TIME.
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I'LL TRANSFER OUTOF YOUR CLASS.
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WELL YOU DO WHAT EVER IT ISYOU NEED TO DO.
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WHAT'RE YOU DOING?SCHOOL'S OUT.
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IT'S AN HONESTY LISTABOUT SPINNER.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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NO, IT'S CONSTRUCTIVECRITICISM.
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"YOU'RE CHEAP."VERY CONSTRUCTIVE.
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OKAY, DON'T MAKE MESTART A TERRI LIST.
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TOP ITEM? NOSEY -DOESN'T MIND OWN BUSINESS.
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OH GREAT. HELLO?
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OH NO!
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MS. H!
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MS. HATZILAKOS.
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MS. H!
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I'M ON MY WAY OUT.
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YEAH I KNOW.BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
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WELL MY OFFICE IS OPEN EARLYTOMORROW.
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NO, IT'S ISABELLA.SHE GOT OUT OF HER CAGE.
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WHAT? OH NO!
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I WAS JUST ON MY WAYTO CLEAN THE ROOM
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AND THE DOOR WAS LOCKED.
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I WAS JUST WALKING BY
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AND I SAW THAT SHE WAS UNDERNEATH THE DESK.
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THE CAGE...
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WAIT. THERE SHE IS. OKAY.
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SHHH, LET'S BE VERY QUIET.
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OKAY.
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CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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TRY NOT TO SCARE HER.
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COME ON ISABELLA.
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I'LL TRY TO PUSH HERTOWARDS YOU.
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THAT'S A GOOD GIRL. COME ON.
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OH! SH--.
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GO! GO! YOU GO THAT WAY.
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GO THAT WAY.
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OH, THERE SHE IS.
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QUIET.
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I GOT HER, I GOT HER,I GOT HER, I GOT HER.
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OW!
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OH MY ELBOW!
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THERE SHE IS.
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WHERE DID SHE GO?
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RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE.
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WHERE DID SHE GO?
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LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST FOUNDA DARK, SAFE SPOT
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TO HAVE HER BABIES.
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THAT'S WHAT THEY LIKE TO DO.
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I DID SOME GUINEA PIG RESEARCHON THE COMPUTER.
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SHE'S NOT SAFE, JT.
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THE JANITOR'S SPREAD RAT POISONALL AROUND THE SCHOOL.
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BECAUSE OF RODENT PROBLEMS...
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WHAT?!
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ISABELLA! COME ON!
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16. DANCES LIKE A STUPID ROBOT. 17. BAD TASTE IN MOVIES.
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AND 18. SHOOTS BASKETS LIKE A GIRL.
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OKAY, DUDE ARE YOU DONE?
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UM. ONE MORE THING. YOU SAY'DUDE' LIKE EVERY THIRD WORD.
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OH YEAH? WELL YOUHAVE A SHINY FOREHEAD, DUDE.
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WHAT?
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AND... CAN YOUSTOP COPYING ME?
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YOU'RE THE ONETHAT COPIES ME.
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OKAY, POPPY-SEEDBAGELS!
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THE SEEDS STICKTO YOUR TEETH
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AND YOU WALK AROUND ALL DAYLIKE SOME POPPY-TOOTHED FREAK.
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SHRIMP CHIPS!
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THEY MAKE YOU STINK UPTHE CHANGEROOM.
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SHRIMP AND B.O.
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YOU'RE A BUM AND YOU HANG OUTAT MY HOUSE TOO MUCH.
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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU PEEON THE TOILET SEAT!
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MY MOM DOESN'T WANT YOU OVER!
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WHAT!
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COME ON ISABELLA, COME ON.
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THIS IS ALLMY FAULT -
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I THINK I LEFT HER CAGEOPEN WHEN I FED HER.
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NO, NO, IT'S NOTYOUR FAULT.
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COME ON!
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I CAN'T QUITEREACH HER.
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WELL IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKESHE'S COMING OUT ANY TIME SOON.
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LOOK JT I CAN STAY,
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YOU CAN GO.
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NO.
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LOOK, CAN YOU CALL MY PARENTS?
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TELL THEM I'M STAYING HEREUNTIL ISABELLA COMES OUT.
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OKAY, BUT THIS COULD TAKEAWHILE.
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THAT'S OKAY,
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COME ON.
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MAYBE WE HAVE TOLURE HER OUT.
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MAKE IT SEEMMORE COMFORTABLE OUT HERE.
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IT'S HOPELESS.
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IF I WASN'T SO TIRED.
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I SAW ON THE NET THAT THEY LIKESOFT MUSIC AND LOW LIGHTS.
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HEY, YOU EVER WONDER WHY THEYCALL THEM GUINEA PIGS?
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I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT FROM GUINEAAND THEY'RE NOT PIGS.
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THEY'RE RODENTS.
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EXACTLY. IT'S LIKE QUICKSAND.
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THEY CALL IT QUICK-SAND,
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BUT IT ACTUALLY WORKS REALLYREALLY SLOWLY.
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AND A BOXING RING IS SQUARE.
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STAND-UP COMIC, HUH?
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ALL RIGHT, I CAN SEE IT.
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SO SHOULD I GIVE UP MY DREAMSOF VET-HOOD?
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NO, YOU SHOULD DO EXACTLYWHAT IT IS THAT YOU WANT DO.
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BUT MAKE SURE YOU GRADUATE FROM SCHOOL FIRST.
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WERE YOU ALWAYS A SCIENCETEACHER?
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I MEAN, NEVER A - A MODEL?
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NO. TEACHING IS MY LIFE, JT.
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AND THAT'S WHY WHAT YOU DID -REALLY HURT ME.
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I'M SORRY OKAY.
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I REALLY AM.
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UH JT, YOUR PLAN WORKED.
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LOOK.
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HEY.
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CLOSE THE DOOR.
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ALL RIGHT,GOOD JOB.
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<8<8xppANYMORE HONESTYYOU WANNA SHARE?
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UM YEAH -YOUR IDEA SUCKED.
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YEAH. THE TRUTH DOES HURT.
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OKAY, LET'S TAKE OUT YOURCOPIES OF "THE CHRYSALIDS".
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GENTLEMEN?IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
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UM... NO NOTHINGAT ALL - HONEST.
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YEAH WE WEREJUST TALKING ABOUT
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HOW STUNNING YOU LOOKTODAY, MS. KWAN.
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OKAY, LET'S START WITHTHE THEME.
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YOU KNOW I WASN'T REALLY GOINGTO TRANSFER OUT OF YOUR CLASS?
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REALLY? MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE.
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THE TOUGH PART OF THE TERMSTARTS TODAY.
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I'VE GOT A KILLER POP QUIZ.
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GOTCHA.
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OKAY HOW DID EVERY ONE DO WITH THEIR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT?
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HEY.
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I HEARD YOU HAD A LITTLE"QUALITY TIME" LAST NIGHT
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WITH MS. HOT SAUCE.
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YEAH SO THROW USA BONE HERE.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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LAST NIGHT?WELL THE LIGHTS WERE DIMMED.
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SOFT MUSIC PLAYED ON THE RADIO.
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WE JUST LOOKED INTOEACH OTHER'S EYES.
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I MEAN, WE WERETHIS CLOSE.
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AND...
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AND...
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IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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ISABELLA CRAWLED IN HER CAGE
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AND HAD HER BABIES FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER.
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THAT'S IT?
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THAT'S ALL?
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HEY GUINEA PIG CHILDBIRTH ISA VERY EXCITING PROCESS, GUYS.
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