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HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OFHAVING AN ABORTION?
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IT'S A WOMAN'S CHOICE.
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WHAT ABOUT THE BABY'S CHOICE?
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I'M NOT GONNA DEBATE THIS WITHYOU. IT'S MY DECISION, EM.
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WHAT ABOUT SNAKE?
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OF COURSE, HE'D BE A PART OF IT.
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YEAH, LIKE HE'S A PART OF ITRIGHT NOW.
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EMMA, YOU'RE WAY OUT OF LINE.
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY?
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MAYBE SOMETHING SUPPORTIVE.
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IF YOU HAD AN ABORTIONTHE FIRST TIME,
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I WOULDN'T BE HERE.
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WELL IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES,
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AND MADE THIS MISTAKE A SECONDTIME?
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EM...NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.
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? Whatever it takes
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? I know I can make it though
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? If I hold out
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? If I do
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? I know I can make it through
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? Be the best
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? The best that I can be
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? Hear what I say to you
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? Whatever it takes
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? I can see it
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? I know I can make it through
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? I know I can make it through
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OKAY, FANCY PROBABLY WON'T BEON FOR AWHILE.
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BUT WE'LL HAVE TO STAY AWAKE,OKAY?
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YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.
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I'LL TAKE FIRST SHIFT,YOU TAKE SECOND.
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DEAL.
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WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT?
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WE WON'T.
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AND EVEN IF WE DO, WHAT'RE WE DOING WRONG?
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I DON'T KNOW.INVASION OF PRIVACY?
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TOBY, SHE'S A STRIPPER.
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PRIVACY ISN'T IN HERVOCABULARY.
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YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.SHE IS TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES.
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AND SHE'S GETTING PAID.
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I JUST WISH WE WERE INSIDE.
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I KNOW.
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BUT WE'LL STILL BE CLOSER THANEITHER OF US HAVE COME
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TO SEEING A REAL LIVE NAKEDWOMAN.
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EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME
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WHEN YOU WALKED IN ON YOURGRANDMA IN THE SHOWER.
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WE BOTH AGREED - THAT NEVERHAPPENED.
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RIGHT.
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COME ON.
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GO, GO, GO, GO.
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TIME TO TEST OUTTHE FANCY CAM.
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RADITCH!
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RADITCH!
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AHHHHH!
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TURN IT OFF!TURN IT OFF!
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SORRY.
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WHY IS HE THERE?
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IT'S GETTING LATE.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE HEADINGTO THE BOWLING ALLEY.
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OH, YOU WERE SERIOUSABOUT THE BOWLING ALLEY?
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WHAT? BOWLING'S FUN.
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ARCHIE, MY MAN.
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THIS IS YOUR STAG AND I WANTYOU TO GET INTO IT.
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RIGHT, MR. RADITCH.
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AND I MEAN - RIGHT NOW.
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AND IT'S DAN TONIGHT.
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OOH! CHEESE BALLS.
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I'M SURE SHEDIDN'T MEAN IT.
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SHE SAID,"SAME MISTAKE TWICE."
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YEAH, BUT SHE DIDN'THAVE AN ABORTION.
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SO?
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SO, YOU WERE WANTED.
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OKAY, FINE, WHATEVER!
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BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME.
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IT'S ABOUT MY FUTUREHALF-BROTHER... OR SISTER.
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AND WHAT ABOUT SNAKE?
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EMMA -
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I MEAN, HERE WE ARE DEBATINGABORTION
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AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOWSHE'S PREGNANT.
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WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T TELL HIM?
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DO NOT EVEN THINKOF INTERFERING.
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DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT THATSTUPID.
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GOOD. SO LET'S GET SOME SLEEP.
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BECAUSE TOMORROW'S GOING TO BEA LONG AND WONDERFUL DAY.
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WOW!
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YEAH! YEAH.
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[DOOR BELL]
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HOLD ON.
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GUYS, THE PARTY'S STARTED.
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HI.
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HEY.
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ARE YOU SNAKE?
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WHY, YES, I AM.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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COME ON!
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GO UPSTAIRS,GO UPSTAIRS NOW.
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HI, COME ON IN.
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[Clapping]
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UH, THAT'S SNAKERIGHT OVER THERE.
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JEREMIAH...
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IT'S YOUR PARTY MAN, HAVE FUN.
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OW! WHOO HOO HOO!
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SO, SNAKE.
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EMMA DOESN'T HATE YOU.
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IF YOU COULDA SEEN THE LOOK INHER EYES.
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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YEAH, BUT YOU'VE JUST BEENTHROWN FOR A MAJOR LOOP.
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YOU GOT TO CUT YOURSELF SOMESLACK.
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I NEED TO TALKTO ARCHIE.
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UH, NOT TONIGHT THOUGH,RIGHT?
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BACHELOR PARTY -NOT IN A STATE TO HEAR THIS.
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HE NEEDS TO KNOW.
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AND YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELFTOGETHER. RIGHT?
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CALL IN THE MORNING.IT CAN WAIT.
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IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
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AHHHHH!
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AHHHH!
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AHHHHH!
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WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?
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SEEING A STRIPPER.AND YOU?
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OH, SURPRISE, SURPRISE.
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COME HERE, COME HERE -BOTH OF YOU.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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GET IN THE HOUSE!
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BOTH OF YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHATTIME IT IS?
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MR. SIMPSON, WE NEED TO TALK.
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YOUR PARENTS MUST BE WORRIED SICK.
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MY PARENTS? WHAT ABOUT US?
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WE MISSED FANCY,HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL?
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DO YOU THINK I CARE? BUT I'MSURE YOUR PARENTS WILL.
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I WANT YOU TO BOTH STAY THERE,DON'T GET INTO ANY TROUBLE.
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I'M TAKING YOU BOTH HOME.
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EMMA, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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I DON'T EVEN KNOWHOW TO SAY THIS.
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TRY. BECAUSE YOU'RE GIVING MEA HEART ATTACK.
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OKAY. MOM IS PREGNANT.
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AND SHE'S THINKINGOF HAVING AN ABORTION.
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YEAH, I'M WORRIED ABOUT ASTRIPPER, AND SHE'S PREGNANT.
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SNAKE, PLEASE, JUST LISTEN.
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EMMA, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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WHY ARE YOU HERETELLING ME THIS?
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BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KNOW.
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WHY YOU?WHY NOT YOUR MOM?
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WHY NOT YOUR MOM?!?
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I'M SORRY.
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BUT REALLY, WHAT KIND OF FAMILYIS THIS?
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YOU WAIT HERE AND JOEY WILL DRIVE YOU HOME.
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JUST GREAT.
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IT'S MY WEDDING DAY AND THE GROOM HAS DISAPPEARED.
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HE'S NOT AT HIS APARTMENT OR AT JOEY'S.
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HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS CELL.
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU!
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BUT NOT YESTERDAY?
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NOT LAST NIGHT?
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NO, RIGHT. BECAUSE IT WASEMMA WHO WAS LOOKING FOR ME.
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WHAT?
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HOW DOES INFORMATION TRAVEL IN THIS FAMILY?
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OH, RIGHT - EVERY WHICH WAYEXCEPT FROM YOU TO ME.
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EMMA.
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NO, NOT EMMA! THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND ME!
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HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL METHAT YOU'RE PREGNANT?!
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WE NEED TO TALK.BUT WE ARE NOT DOING IT HERE.
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WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THISRIGHT NOW.
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NOT HERE!
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? EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING,THEY'LL NEVER GIVE UP.
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? EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING.
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HEY, EM.
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THAT'S A DUMB SONG.
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IT'S SAVE THE HAIR TIME.
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IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS,COME ON INSIDE.
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I'LL GIVE YOU THE SHIRTOFF MY BACK.
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HEY COME ON, I KNOW THINGS LOOK BAD.
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BUT WE GOT TO KEEP GOING AS IFTHE WEDDING IS HAPPENING. HERE.
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AS IF IT'S HAPPENING?
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WHICH MEANS, IT'S NOT?
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HEY COME ON,YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
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JUST FORGET IT!I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!
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EMMA, STOP BEING A BABY.
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JUST GET READYFOR THE WEDDING.
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MANNY, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
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OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
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DIDN'T I TELL YOUTHE SAME THING, LAST NIGHT.
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I DID WHAT I FELTWAS RIGHT.
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YESTERDAY YOU FREAKEDBECAUSE I TALKED TO SEAN.
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WHAT YOU DID,WAS SO MUCH WORSE.
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WELL, GEE, MANNY.
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THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.WHAT A BEST FRIEND YOU ARE.
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GUYS...
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HEY, HEY, LADIES, LADIES, TAKE IT EASY.
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EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE.I KNOW IT.
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HEY!
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DON'T HIT THE CAR.
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I JUST FOUND OUTYESTERDAY.
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THEN YOU SHOULD'VECOME TO ME.
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I KNOW -
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TO HEAR IT FROM EMMA...AND AN ABORTION!?
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DO YOU REALLY THINKI'D SEND EMMA,
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU?
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YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT'S LIKEYOU AND EMMA ARE THE COUPLE,
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NOT YOU AND ME.
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SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.
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YOU CAN'T EXPECT THAT I'LLJUST CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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OF COURSE NOT.
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BUT IF THIS IS GONNA WORK, THENSOME THINGS HAVE TO BE PRIVATE.
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I DON'T LIKE SECRETS,SNAKE.
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AND NEITHER DO I.TRUST ME.
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YOU SURE YOU'RE NOTHAVING DOUBTS?
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ARCHIE...
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THIS ALL HAPPENEDPRETTY FAST.
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WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHERSINCE JUNIOR HIGH.
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YEAH. AS FRIENDS.
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MAYBE WE'RE SUPPOSEDTO KEEP IT THAT WAY.
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MAN, THESE WRESTLER'S TODAY.
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OH SEAN, YOU GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT, MAN.
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HI EMMA.
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EMMA? GREAT.
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SEAN, I'VE RUINEDEVERYTHING.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT?
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I INTERFERED AND I RUINEDEVERYTHING.
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AND I DON'T EVEN THINK THEWEDDING'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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AND EVERYONE'S GOINGTO HATE ME.
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EMMA - YOU INTERFERING?
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IT'S NOTHING NEW.
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DO PEOPLE EVER HATE YOUFOR IT?
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MAYBE? BEHIND MY BACK.
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NO. NEVER.
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SO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.IT'LL ALL WORK OUT.
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I REALLY,REALLY HOPE SO.
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SEAN.
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WHAT ABOUT WHAT I DIDTO YOU? IT WAS -
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IT SUCKED, ALL RIGHT?
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MANNY SHOULD HAVENEVER INVITED ME.
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I KNOW. I SHOULD HAVE.
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SEAN, IF THE WEDDINGDOES HAPPEN?
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THE PARTY STARTS AT THREE.
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THANKS.
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EMMA?!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURHAIR?
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YOU'RE - YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
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SO UM, I TAKE IT THAT WE HAVEA CHANGE OF PLANS TODAY?
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WHERE IS THE BRIDE?
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YEAH, NO BRIDE,NO GROOM.
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NO BRIDE'S MAIDEITHER.
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HOW BAD DID YOUR PARENTSBUST YOU?
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ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10?
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136.
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YEAH, I'M GROUNDED TILLDOOMSDAY.
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ME TOO.
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IF I WASN'T AN USHER,
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KATE WOULDN'T HAVE LET ME OUTOF THE HOUSE.
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HEY.
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OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.
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YOU HERE TO STEAL ANOTHER ONEOF OUR BRILLIANT IDEAS, CRAIG?
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NO, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU
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THAT SOMEONE VERY, FANCY JUSTPULLED UP.
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FANCY?
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YEAH. FANCY.
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MADAME.
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YOU'RE HEREFOR THE GROOM?
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NO, THE BRIDE.
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CHRISTINE DOESMY HAIR.
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OH, VERY GOOD.
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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HE GETS LOSTEASILY.
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ALLOW ME.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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NO, ME.
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NO REALLY, ME!
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OKAY.
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REALLY, OKAY,THAT'S ENOUGH.
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I GOT IT.
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SPIKE'S JUST LATE, AS USUAL.
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YEAH, NOTHINGTO WORRY ABOUT.
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OKAY.
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RIGHT?
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OH, I JUST HOPE I CAN GET MYMONEY BACK FOR THE SUIT.
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HUH!
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JOEY!
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HEY! ARE THEY HERE YET?
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NOT YET.
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BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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SORRY ABOUT EARLIER.
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SORRY ABOUT THE HAIR.
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LUCY, IF IT'S HUMANLY POSSIBLE,
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COULD YOU PLEASE TRY AND DOSOMETHING ABOUT THIS HAIR?
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SURE, COME ON EMMA.
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I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTANDHOW IT HAPPENED.
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YOU WERE THERE.
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I MEAN, YOU'RE ONTHE PILL.
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YEAH, WHICH IS98 PERCENT EFFECTIVE.
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SO WE'RE JUST INTHE UNLUCKY TWO PERCENT.
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GREAT.
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SOME COUPLES WOULD THINKOF THIS AS A BLESSING.
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TOO BAD YOU'RE AGAINST KIDS.
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HEY, I NEVER SAID THAT.
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HOW ABOUT YESTERDAY?
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YOU SAID YOU HAVE TOO MUCHON YOUR PLATE.
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WELL YEAH, I DO. I'VE GOT A LOTGOING ON RIGHT NOW.
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I'M MOVING IN, I'M GONNA BE AHUSBAND AND A STEP-DAD
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AND I'VE GOT A LOT -
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A LOT OF ADJUSTING, I KNOW.
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BUT LIFE DOESN'T WAIT FOR YOUTO 'GET ADJUSTED', SNAKE.
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IT JUST HAPPENS.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT EMMA.
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SHE COULDN'T HAVE COME AT A WORSE TIME.
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BUT WAS IT A MISTAKE TO HAVEHER?
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NO.
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I WOULDN'T TRADE HERFOR ANYTHING.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THERE'SA LITTLE ONE GROWING IN THERE.
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THERE IS. SHE - OR HEIS GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL.
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SO, WHICH ONE OF US DOESN'TWANT THIS BABY ANYWAYS?
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IT IS A BIT LATE.
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THEY'LL BE HEREANY SECOND.
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WE HAVE ANOTHER WEDDINGCOMING IN HERE IN AN HOUR.
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I'M AFRAID IF THEY'RENOT HERE SOON,
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WE'RE GOING TO HAVETO RESCHEDULE.
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NO, THEY'LL BE HERE.NOT TO WORRY.
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EMMA, THEY'LL BE FINE,THEY'LL MAKE IT.
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AHHH!
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EMMA!
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HEY!
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HEY MOM, SNAKE.
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WE'VE GOT A WEDDING TO GO TO. COME ON.
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COME ON, WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
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HELLO! HEY... SORRY WE'RE LATE, EVERYBODY.
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DO YOU, CHRISTINE NELSON, TAKE ARCHIBALD RUPERT SIMPSON
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TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDEDHUSBAND?
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I DO.
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AND DO YOU, ARCHIBALD RUPERT SIMPSON,
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TAKE CHRISTINE NELSON TO BEYOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE?
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I DO.
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THEN WITH THE POWER VESTED IN ME,
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I NOW PRONOUNCE YOUHUSBAND AND WIFE.
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YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
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[Clapping]
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WOO HOO HOO!
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YEAH!
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WOO HOO!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING, EVERYBODY.
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THANK YOU.
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CONNIE! YOU MADE IT.
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OH, OF COURSEI MADE IT.
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I WOULDN'T MISS ITFOR THE WORLD.
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THIS IS MY HUSBAND,ARCHIE.
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ARCHIE, HUH?
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HONEY? YOU DON'T LOOK LIKEAN ARCHIE TO ME.
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CONGRATS.
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HONEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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UH, NO.
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WHAT IS IT?
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I UM... HOW DO I SAY THIS?
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JOEY SORT OF ARRANGED FORA STRIPPER TO COME THE STAG.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT - IT WASFANCY. CONNIE.
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[Laughing]
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YOU'RE NOT MAD?
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FANCY CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTSWITH HER BODY.
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IT'S HER BUSINESS.
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WHAT A RELIEF.
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WAIT A SECOND. I'M COOL WITHHOW FANCY MAKES HER LIVING...
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I SENSE A 'BUT' COMING.
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BUT I'M NOT COOL WITH MYHUSBAND
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BEING ONE OF THOSE PATHETICLOSERS WHO GOES TO STRIPPERS.
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ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW THE STRIPPER.
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GROSS.
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POINT TAKEN.NEVER AGAIN.
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WAIT A MINUTE.WHAT IF PEOPLE FIND OUT?
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WELL, THEY WON'T.IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK...
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GIRLS?
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NO, NO, NO, DON'T -DON'T YOU -
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IT'S TIME TO TOSS THE BOUQUET!
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COME ON.WHO WILL BE THE LUCKY GIRL?
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LOOKS LIKE I'M THE LUCKY GIRL.
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WICKED CATCH.
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SORRY.
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WHAT?
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IT ACTUALLY HAS TO BE CAUGHTBY A GIRL.
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BUT I HAD SO MANY PLANS.
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EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU MINDPUTTING THAT DOWN FOR ME.
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THANK YOU.
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DO TELL.
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I WILL. BUT YOU HAVETO DANCE WITH ME FIRST.
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WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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SO DEMANDING.
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NO, NO.
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? IT WAS AN AVERAGE DAY,DULL IN EVERY WAY
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? UNTIL - UNTIL THE SUN BROKETHROUGH
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? IT WASN'T IN THE SKY, NO.THE LIGHT CAME FROM HER EYES
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? SHE TURNED - TURNED THE GREYSKY BLUE
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? ON A CLEAR SEPTEMBER MORNING,I SAW HER IN THE RAIN
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? TO ME SHE WAS A MOVIE STARTO THE WORLD
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? FIRST SHE SEEMED CONFUSED
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? I SAW SHE WASN'T SURE MY SMILEWAS MEANT FOR HER
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? I SAID I CAN'T HELP NOTICE YOU
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? AND WHEN YOU FIND THAT SOMEONESPECIAL
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? DON'T LET THEM SLIP AWAY
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? SO TELL ME WHAT YOUR NAME IS
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? SHE ANSWERED BY SAYING,JUST JANE...
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HEY.
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HEY.
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UH, IT'S A SLOW SONG,AND YOU'RE NOT DANCING?
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NO ONE REALLY CAUGHTMY INTEREST.
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OH. HOW 'BOUT NOW?
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I'D LOVE TO.
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? SHE'LL ALWAYS BE JUST JANE.
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