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C.S. LEWIS CALLED ROMANCE'THE RELIGION OF LOVE'.

BUT FOR MANY WRITERS, ROMANCE ISN'T SO SIMPLE.

IT IS OFTEN A CONFUSING EXPERIENCE.

[Knocking]

EXCUSE ME, MS. KWAN?I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

BUT UM...

BUT, I'VE COME TO COLLECTMY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE.

? WON'T YOU BE MY CINDERELLA?

? COULD I KISS YOU MANUELA?

? YOU CAN SEE ME, HOWEVER

? YOU MUST LOVE ME FOREVER.

? FOREVER.

I NEED TO GET THAT.

PARDON ME?

THE AV CART BEHIND YOU.

MR. SIMPSON SENT ME TO GET IT.

AND UM, YOU'RE ON THE CORD.

YEAH, YOU COULD JUST MOVE IT.

? W Whatever it takes

? I know I can make it through

? If I hold out

? If I do...

? I know I can make it through

? Be the best

? The best that I can be

? Hear what I say to you

? Whatever it takes

? I can see it

? I know I can make it

? I know I can make it through.

MR. SIMPSON, SOMETHING HORRIBLEHAS HAPPENED TO YOUR COMPUTER!

JT, DID YOU EMAIL ME NAKEDBABOON PICTURES AGAIN?

IT'S SERIOUS. I THINK YOURCOMPUTER HAS A VIRUS.

YOU HAD ME GOING.

WHO DID THIS?

SO, YOU'RE NOT UPSET THATI TOLD EVERYONE

YOU AND MOM GOT ENGAGED?

NO, IT'S SWEET. THANK YOU.

BUT, HOW DOES IT FEEL,MR. SIMPSON,

I MEAN, TO FIND YOUR ONE TRUELOVE?

WELL, I JUST HOPE ONE DAYALL OF YOU FIND SOMEONE

WHO TRULY MAKES YOU HAPPY.

OKAY. WE STILL HAVE STUFF TO LEARN TODAY.

SO, BACK TO YOUR SEATS.

WHO CAN TELL ME THE SIZE OF A KILOBIT?

THE RING IS SO NICE.

A DIAMOND SOLITAIRE WITHA PLATINUM SETTING.

MR. SIMPSON LET ME HELP HIMPICK IT OUT.

HE CHECKED WITH YOU BEFOREHE PROPOSED?

NO. BECAUSE MR. SIMPSON DIDN'TPROPOSE.

MY MOM DID.

YOUR MOM DID?!OH, THAT'S COOL.

MANNY, WOMEN CAN PROPOSE TOO.

I KNOW. IT'S JUST NOT AS -

ROMANTIC.

BECAUSE MY MOM SAW WHAT SHEWANTED AND WENT FOR IT?

WHY NOT?

HEY GIRLS.

I THINK CRAIG REALLY LIKES YOU.

THEN WHY DOESN'T HE ASK ME OUT?

UGH! THIS IS TORTURE.

MANNY, THIS IS JUST WHATWE TALKED ABOUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.SO, GO FOR IT.

MY FAVORITE LETTER IS E.

"E IS FOR ERNEST WHO CHOKED ON A PEACH."

YOU LIKE EDWARD GOREY?

YEAH, I LOVE HIM.

I MEAN, HIS STUFF IS A PERFECTBALANCE BETWEEN DARK AND FUNNY.

KWAN THOUGHT IT WAS TOO MORBIDFOR MY BOOK REPORT.

SO SMALL MINDED, HUH?

NOT LIKE ME AND YOU.

I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARCO?

KINDA CUTE I GUESS.

I THINK HE'S REALLY CUTE.

WHICH POSES THE QUESTION:

CUTE, NICE, SMART AND STILLSINGLE?

NOT FOR LONG.HAZEL'S ON THE CASE.

THINK I NEED 'HELP' WITHMY MATH HOMEWORK.

HEY, MARCO, I WAS WONDERINGIF YOU COULD...

PERSONAL E-MAIL DURING CLASSTIME?

YOU'RE SUCH A REBEL, NASH.

YOU KNOW ME.

NO. 'CAUSE I HAD NO IDEA YOUHAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE.

WHO?

YOU'RE EMBARRASSED.

NO.

AND YOU'RE SHY.

ELLIE NASH. WOW.

I'VE NEVER LIKED ANYONE LIKETHIS BEFORE.

IT'S WEIRD.

IT'S LOVE.

IT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS.SHUT UP.

SORRY I'M LATE.

FLOOD IN THE MEN'S WASHROOM.NOT A PRETTY PICTURE.

FOR YOU.

OH, CRAIG.

DO YOU LIKE ME?

LIKE YOU?

MANNY, I THINK I LOVE--

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

BYE.

CRAIG? I LIKE YOU.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAIDTHAT.

WELL, NICE TALKING TO YOU.

WAIT.

MANNY?

I, UH, I LIKE YOU TOO.

ARRR!

OH, I'M SORRY! SORRY.I'M SUCH A DITZ!

NO, NO. IT WAS CUTE.

SO, CRAIG. TONIGHT? WANNA -

CATCH A MOVIE? AT THE MALL?

A MOVIE? SURE.

OH - YOU MEAN WITH YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

KIDDING! I'M KIDDING.

OKAY. YOU SO HAD ME THERE.

I COULDN'T RESIST.

SO PICK ME UP AT EMMA'S OK?SEVEN?

I'LL TALK ABOUT HIGH AND LOWPRESSURE SYSTEMS COLLIDING.

YEAH, COOL.

UH, EL, I GOT THIS REALLY WEIRDEMAIL,

AND IT'S SORT OF CONFUSING ME.

WHAT DOES IT SAY?

'S AS IN SECRET, I ADMIRE.

YOU, FROM A - A FAR.

- XO BAD RHYMER'.

WOW. CRYPTIC.

YEAH, WELL, WHICH IS COOL.

BUT, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

SOMEONE LIKES YOU?

OKAY. SO WHY TELL ME LIKE THAT?

E-MAIL'S ANONYMOUS.

AFRAID OF THE RESPONSE,IT KEEPS YOU A STEP AWAY.

YOU MEAN YOU'D DO THAT TOO?

TELLING SOMEONE YOU LIKE THEM'SHARD.

YEAH. YEAH, IT IS.

BIANCA, I'M SORRY, IT DIDN'TWORK OUT OKAY?

IT'S OVER. YOU HAVE TO STOPCALLING ME NOW.

ALRIGHT? GOODBYE.

SHOULD'VE ENDED IT WEEKS AGO.

LET THAT BE A LESSON.

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UPFOR?

A DATE.

MY FIRST.

HEY, CONGRATULATIONS.

SO YOU FINALLY ASKED THAT ASHLEY GIRL OUT?

WELL, NO.

MANNY ASKED ME OUT.

MANNY? ISN'T SHE A BIT YOUNG FOR YOU?

IT'S JUST ELEVEN MONTHS, JOEY.

SHE'S JUST ELEVEN MONTHSYOUNGER.

ALRIGHT, AGE AIN'T NUTHIN'BUT A NUMBER.

LOOK AT MR. MOO-MOO, CRAIG!

MR. MOO-MOO, CRAIG!

VERY NICE.

SO SHE ASKED YOU OUT, HUH?

CHECK OUT CRAIG - SUPER-STUD.

TAKES AFTER HIS STEP-DAD.

JUST BE BACK BY 10, OKAY? I'M SERIOUS.

[Phone Ringing]

HELLO?

SO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY IF MY PARENTS CALL?

MANNY, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH IT.

AND WHAT IF YOUR MOM COMES HOME?

SHE'S OUT TILL 11:00 WITHMR. SIMPSON, DON'T WORRY.

SO?

CRAIG DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M TRYING NOT TO FREAK

BUT CRAIG'S THE FIRST BOY WHO'SEVER LIKED ME.

AND HE WON'T BE THE LAST,OKAY?

[Screaming]

HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE!I'M GOING TO GO GET IT.

HEY, I HEARD SCREAMING.

THAT WAS THE TV.

HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE...

MANNY -

YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE.

YOU TOO.

OH! I ALMOST FORGOT.

THIS IS FOR YOU.

THAT'S JUST TOO PICTUREPERFECT.

SMILE!

YOU READY FOR OUR DATE?

I AM SO READY.

SO? WHAT HAPPENED?

AT FIRST, I WAS SO NERVOUS.

BUT THEN I GOT INTO IT.

AND BY THE END? I JUST KNEW.

CRAIG WAS 'THE ONE'.

SO YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND-BOYFRIENDNOW?

IT'S OFFICIAL?YOU TALKED TO CRAIG?

NO. BUT I DON'T THINK I HAVETO. I JUST KNOW.

I GUESS THAT'S WHAT FALLINGIN LOVE IS ALL ABOUT.

CHECK OUT 'THE QUIET MAN'.

YEAH, DUDE HASN'T SAIDA WORD ALL DAY.

SORRY. I UM, - I GOT A LOTON MY MIND.

I GET IT.

CRAIG IS LOST IN LOVE WITHLITTLE MISS SANTOS.

MUST'VE BEEN A SERIOUSLY HOTDATE.

HOT?

NO. I'D SAY THE BEST WAYTO DESCRIBE OUR DATE IS -

BIZARRE.

THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE OUR DATE WAS -

MAGICAL.

I THOUGHT WE'D JUST GO TOTHE MALL, SEE A MOVIE,

NOTHING SPECIAL.

AND THEN WE GET THERE AND --

OH MY GOSH, THE CARNIVAL IS ON!

SO YOU DON'T WANT TO SEETHE MOVIE?

AND MISS ALL THIS!

I LOVE THE BALLOONS AND THE CLOWNS.

OH, LOOK.

AND COTTON CANDY?IT'S SO DELICIOUS.

I KNOW. IT'S SO DELICIOUS.

ONE COTTON CANDY PLEASE.

NO! NO, IT'S FOR YOU.

DON'T BE SILLY.

THEN THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING HAPPENED.

MY FINGERS BRUSHED HIS LIPS.

I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE.

MAYBE YOU CAN HELP FIGUREIT OUT.

MANNY LOOKED SO AWESOME.

AND I WAS HAPPY TO BE WITH HER.

BUT THEN -

THE CARNIVAL IS ON!

WAIT, SO YOU DON'T WANT TO SEETHE MOVIE?

AND MISS ALL THIS?

I LOVE BALLOONS AND THE CLOWNS.

UH, LOOK.

AND THE COTTON CANDY.YUMMY YUM YUM.

YEAH, YEAH.

YUMMY YUM YUM.

NO, NO, NO. IT'S FOR YOU.

DON'T BE SILLY.

THE COTTON CANDY INCIDENT.

SHE NEARLY CHOKED ME WITH IT.

LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, DUDE.

IF IT WAS A CANDY APPLE?YOU WOULD HAVE BE DEAD.

YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?

YEAH.

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.

WHOO! GO, CRAIG, GO.

TODAY BALL TOSS. TOMORROW THE WORLD!

YOU'RE LIKE, I DON'T KNOW -

THE NEXT FAMOUS PITCHER GUY ORSOMETHING.

THIS IS FOR YOU.

OH, THIS IS THE BEST!

IT'S SO CUTE.

HIS NAME IS HORSEY-HORSE.

I'VE ALREADY GOT PIGGY-PIGAND LAMBY-LAMB AND -

YOU KNOW? THE FLUFFIE FLUFFCOLLECTION?

I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER STOP TALKING.

THIS IS THE BEST GIFT.THANKS, CRAIG.

AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?

WHAT. NO, IT'S JUST -

IT'S YOUR TURN TO WINME WHATEVER.

JUST, DON'T THROW IT TOO HARD,OKAY?

AAAHHHHHHH!

OH, CRAIG.

I AM SORRY I HURT YOU.

DON'T, IT'S OKAY.

THEN I LOOKED INTO HER EYES.

AND I SAW HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE WAS.

I MEAN, THE THING IS,I DO LIKE HER.

IT'S JUST SHE'S A BIT YOUNG.

ONLY BY A YEAR, DUDE.

YOU WANNA KNOW THE REAL REASONI COULDN'T KISS HER?

SHE REMINDS ME OF MY FIVE YEAROLD HALF-SISTER.

RIGHT.

THAT'S, THAT'S MESSED UP.

YEAH, THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.

YEAH, DON'T SAY THAT.

WELL, I KNOW.THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

'CAUSE SHE'S ALSO REALLY SWEET.

SO WHAT DO I DO?

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BOUGHT YOU A ROSE.

CRAIG IS A TRUE ROMANTIC.

I JUST WISH OUR DATE HAD ENDEDBETTER.

WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?

MORE LIKE WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

TODAY BALL-TOSS,TOMORROW THE WORLD!

THIS IS FOR YOU.

OH, THIS IS THE BEST.

MY FAVOURITE THING,'CAUSE YOU WON IT.

THANKS, CRAIG.

AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?

NOT AT ALL. IT'S YOUR TURN.

JUST TRY NOT TO THROW TOO HARD,OKAY?

OKAY.

OH DEAR! THAT SMARTS.

OH, CRAIG, I AM SO SORRYI HURT YOU.

NO, IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.

I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLYSORRY.

MANNY -

I SHOULD GET YOU HOME.

I'LL BET HE WANTED TO.

HE JUST WANTED TO GET YOU BACKTO MY HOUSE ON TIME.

WHICH I THINK IS COOL.

ABSOLUTELY.

CRAIG HAS MY TWO FAVOURITEQUALITIES:

PASSION AND PUNCTUALITY.

THAT'S WHY HE'S MY GUY.

OKAY, THAT WAS A GOOD ANALYSIS OF PRINT ADS, EVERYONE.

YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG OF READING

THE UNDERLYING SALES MESSAGE.

SO, LET'S MOVE ON TO TV. COMMERCIALS.

MOST OF US MAY SEE THEM AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET A SNACK,

BUT TV ADVERTISING CAN REAP HUGE PROFITS.

NOW TAPE THREE COMMERCIALS -

ONE FOR LAUNDRY DETERGENT,

ONE FOR THE LATEST LUXURY VEHICLE,

AND THE LAST FOR ATHLETIC SHOES.

WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE IMAGES

HOW THEY'VE BEEN SHOT, EDITED...

MANNY...

HEY YOU! WHERE YOU BEEN?

DID YOU MISS ME? I MISSED YOU.

EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT US.

YEAH, THEY SAY WE'RE DEGRASSI'SHOTTEST NEW COUPLE.

YEAH.

I'M EMBARRASSED, TOO.

PEOPLE TALKING LIKE THIS.

BUT I HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME.

THE CARNIVAL, THE GIFT.

IT WAS, LIKE - THE BEST NIGHTOF MY LIFE.

AND ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.

GREAT.

WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER?

GREAT. BYE.

THAT WAS - WEIRD.

MAYBE CRAIG'S NOT REALLY INTOTHIS.

NO, NO. HE'S JUST MOODY.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN?

YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU GET HURT.

NO. HE NEEDS IS CHEERING UP.

WHICH I'M GREAT AT!

HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOTHING.

BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEETHAZEL AND...

I KNOW.

YEAH?

I KIND OF KNOW FIRST-HAND,ACTUALLY.

EL, HAVE YOU BEEN THE ONEWRITING ME?

EL?

[Cell Phone]

HELLO?

ELLIE.

I HOPE YOU'RE CALLING TO TELLME ABOUT YOUR SUDDEN CASE

OF AMNESIA.

NO.

I WISH I HAD AMNESIA.

DON'T TAKE REJECTION WELL.

ELLIE. TURN AROUND.

I DIDN'T REJECT YOU.

FELT LIKE IT.

WELL OF COURSE IT DID. YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.

BUT YOU WERE -

I WAS GONNA MEET HAZEL TO TELLHER THAT -

WELL, TO TELL HER THAT SHE'SNOT MY TYPE.

I MEAN, I GO FOR COOL,ALTERNATIVE...

GIRLS LIKE ELLIE NASH.

OH.

I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.

NO.

IF YOU WERE, WOULD I STILL ASKYOU OUT?

FOR C,

AS IN COFFEE?

HOW WAS PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB?

FINE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LOCKER?

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP.

I, UH, HOPE I'M NOTINTERRUPTING.

YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SIGN THIS?

YEAH, THIS IS THE PETITIONPROTESTING GM FOODS, RIGHT?

GM FOODS?

STANDS FOR GENETICALLYMODIFIED.

DOES THAT -

MAKE THEM GOOD?

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, CRAIG.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD TALKTO HER ANYMORE.

UH, SHE'S IN MY CLASS.

SO - WHAT'RE WE DOING FRIDAYNIGHT?

YOU'RE MOODY AGAIN.

IS IT YOUR LOCKER?

YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

NO, MANNY.

I'M SORRY -

BUT IT'S NOT MY LOCKER I DON'TLIKE.

IT'S YOU.

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