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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,630 --> 00:00:05,289 TODAY WAS SO CRAZY. MELISSACALL IN SICK AGAIN. 2 00:00:04,639 --> 00:00:09,057 I FORGOT POOR MRS. HIRSCH UNDER THE DRYER. FOR AN HOUR. 3 00:00:08,255 --> 00:00:10,395 IT'S TIME TO FOUND A JUNIORSTYLIST. 4 00:00:10,050 --> 00:00:11,741 I KNOW. 5 00:00:19,933 --> 00:00:22,038 SO. EM. 6 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,421 WHAT'RE YOUR BIG PLANS FORTHE WEEKEND? 7 00:00:24,929 --> 00:00:27,104 GOT ANY 'HOT DATES'? 8 00:00:27,386 --> 00:00:29,319 NO, MR. SIMPSON. 9 00:00:29,016 --> 00:00:32,744 EMMA'S BEEN WORKING REALLY HARDON HER SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT. 10 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,498 OH GREAT! WHAT'S IT ON, AGAIN? 11 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:37,761 THE EFFECT OF A HEALTHYBREAKFAST ON SCHOOLPERFORMANCE. 12 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:39,617 THE BETTER YOU EAT,THE BETTER YOU PERFORM. 13 00:00:39,230 --> 00:00:42,061 OH THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. 14 00:00:42,046 --> 00:00:44,497 THANK YOU MR. SIMPSON. 15 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:52,061 EMMA, MR. SIMPSON IS FINE FORSCHOOL 16 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:59,039 BUT WHEN WE'RE HERE - I'D LIKEIT IF YOU CALLED ME ARCHIE. 17 00:00:59,134 --> 00:01:04,795 WOULD YOU PASS THE KUNG PAO...MR. SIMPSON? 18 00:01:03,745 --> 00:01:06,403 ? WHAT EVER IT TAKES 19 00:01:07,416 --> 00:01:11,110 ? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH 20 00:01:12,634 --> 00:01:14,809 ? IF I HOLD OUT 21 00:01:16,361 --> 00:01:20,123 ? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH 22 00:01:24,367 --> 00:01:26,335 ? BE THE BEST 23 00:01:26,023 --> 00:01:29,095 ? THE BEST THAT I CAN BE 24 00:01:29,364 --> 00:01:32,470 ? HEAR WHAT I SAY TO YOU 25 00:01:32,704 --> 00:01:35,397 ? WHAT EVER IT TAKES 26 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,461 ? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT 27 00:01:41,179 --> 00:01:44,941 ? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH 28 00:01:52,939 --> 00:01:54,734 HOW MANY? 29 00:01:54,458 --> 00:01:57,772 FORTY-EIGHT. FOURTEEN MORE THANYOU DID LAST WEEK, 30 00:01:57,191 --> 00:02:00,091 WHEN YOU WERE EATING JUNK. 31 00:02:01,194 --> 00:02:05,785 EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, THEREHE IS. AT HOME, AT SCHOOL. 32 00:02:04,948 --> 00:02:07,399 CAN YOU EVER GET TOO MUCHMR. SIMPSON? 33 00:02:06,991 --> 00:02:08,440 UH, YEAH? 34 00:02:08,234 --> 00:02:10,409 HE CAME OVER AGAIN FOR DINNERLAST NIGHT - 35 00:02:10,055 --> 00:02:11,850 AND GUESS WHAT HE ASKED ME. 36 00:02:11,574 --> 00:02:13,023 WHAT? 37 00:02:12,816 --> 00:02:15,991 IF I HAD A 'HOT DATES'THIS WEEK-END. 38 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,406 EW! GROSS! 39 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,993 YOU WANT GROSSER? 40 00:02:18,696 --> 00:02:23,701 HE WANTS ME TO CALL HIM BY HISFIRST NAME - ARCHIE. 41 00:02:22,782 --> 00:02:24,784 DOES THAT MAKE YOUR MOM BETTY? 42 00:02:24,466 --> 00:02:30,403 I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS MOREOF A VERONICA TYPE. 43 00:02:31,616 --> 00:02:36,690 WE'D HAVE FUN ON A DATE, GUARANTEED. 44 00:02:35,757 --> 00:02:38,069 ALL I NEED IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 45 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:45,422 JIMMY YOUR EX IS MY NEW BESTFRIEND. YOU'RE CUTE, BUT NO. 46 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:46,476 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. 47 00:02:46,055 --> 00:02:47,988 SENIOR STUDENTS PLEASE NOTE 48 00:02:47,683 --> 00:02:54,138 THAT GYM CLASSES ARE CANCELED TODAY FOR JUNIOR SCIENCE FAIR. 49 00:02:52,928 --> 00:02:55,172 STORY OF MY LIFE, EH. 50 00:02:54,806 --> 00:02:56,531 COME ON, LET'S GO. 51 00:02:57,041 --> 00:03:00,597 CAN'T. MY BAT. IT'S WOODEN. 52 00:03:02,922 --> 00:03:06,788 SORRY, MY EARS WERE PLUGGED.SORRY. 53 00:03:06,842 --> 00:03:08,602 I HAVE A BONER. 54 00:03:14,296 --> 00:03:16,160 AND IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS ALLWEEK. 55 00:03:15,869 --> 00:03:18,493 A GIRL WALKS BY AND BAM! 56 00:03:19,624 --> 00:03:24,283 IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF EMMA'S STUPID SCIENCE PROJECT. 57 00:03:23,434 --> 00:03:26,230 WHAT DOES THE PROJECT HAVE TODO WITH IT? 58 00:03:25,752 --> 00:03:29,377 SHE MADE ME EAT GRANOLA.AND FRUIT. 59 00:03:28,734 --> 00:03:32,393 BANANAS DON'T GIVE YOU BONERS.HORMONES DO. 60 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:35,230 ALL I KNOW IS I ATE SOMEHEALTHY FOOD 61 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:37,790 AND I'M LIKE THE SEX SUPERMAN. 62 00:03:38,314 --> 00:03:40,316 YOU'RE A SUPER FREAK. LET'S GO. 63 00:03:39,997 --> 00:03:44,174 JIMMY, I'M STILL IN THE RED. 64 00:03:44,608 --> 00:03:48,405 I DON'T KNOW WHATI'M DOING- HERE. 65 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:53,015 A BINDER-BONER-SHIELD. THANKS. 66 00:03:56,948 --> 00:04:00,710 ALL RIGHT, THE FAIR IS TOMORROWAT NINE SHARP. 67 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:05,459 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME OF YOUALMOST FINISHED -- 68 00:04:04,457 --> 00:04:08,150 AND LOOKING AROUND, LOOKS LIKESOME OF YOU ARE LAGGING BEHIND. 69 00:04:07,493 --> 00:04:09,323 DOES ANY ONE NEED ANY HELP? 70 00:04:09,039 --> 00:04:12,526 YES PLEASE, MS. HATZILAKOS. 71 00:04:15,666 --> 00:04:18,289 EM, YOUR PROJECT IS GONNA BE SOAWESOME. 72 00:04:17,846 --> 00:04:21,229 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH WORKYOU DID. 73 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,809 YOU ARE SO GONNA WIN. 74 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,003 UM, NO. 75 00:04:23,837 --> 00:04:26,287 MY PROJECT ON THE EFFECTS OFLIGHT DEPRIVATION 76 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,502 ON HOUSEHOLD PLANTS 77 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:33,300 IS SO DETAILED, SO THOROUGH,IT IMPRESSES EVEN ME. SORRY! 78 00:04:32,588 --> 00:04:34,486 DON'T LET HER BUG YOU. 79 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,261 IT'S NOT HER. IT'S MY PROJECT. 80 00:04:35,928 --> 00:04:37,412 IT'S NOT WORKING. 81 00:04:37,198 --> 00:04:40,477 TWO OF THE KIDS DID BETTER EATING JUNK FOOD. 82 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,733 REALLY? WHO? 83 00:04:41,450 --> 00:04:45,143 SPINNER MASON. AND GUESS WHOELSE? 84 00:04:49,318 --> 00:04:50,733 SORRY. 85 00:05:05,854 --> 00:05:07,027 WOW, WHAT'D I DO NOW? 86 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:08,463 YOU DID BETTER AFTER EATINGJUNK. 87 00:05:08,228 --> 00:05:10,714 YOU FAKED MY TESTS AND RUINEDMY PROJECT. 88 00:05:10,298 --> 00:05:12,438 MOI? WHY WOULD I? 89 00:05:12,093 --> 00:05:14,820 I ONLY DID YOUR STUPID PROJECTFOR THE FREE FOOD. 90 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:16,704 WELL, THERE'S NO OTHEREXPLANATION. 91 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:19,907 SURE THERE IS. THE HEALTH FOODYOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST STINKS. 92 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:22,273 YEAH, AND IT'S TRYING TOESCAPE. 93 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,756 [BURPING] 94 00:05:28,408 --> 00:05:30,203 I'M NOT EATING ANY MOREGRANOLA. 95 00:05:29,927 --> 00:05:31,031 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 96 00:05:30,893 --> 00:05:32,861 YOU ALREADY MESSED UP MYPROJECT. 97 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:34,378 YOU MESSED UP MY LIFE. 98 00:05:34,095 --> 00:05:39,100 YOUR HEALTH FOOD UNLEASHEDTHE BEAST WITHIN. 99 00:05:38,181 --> 00:05:40,079 SPINNER OPEN YOUR EYES. 100 00:05:39,783 --> 00:05:41,232 SORRY, ELLIE. 101 00:05:45,883 --> 00:05:47,919 I HAVE TO GO NOW. 102 00:05:47,595 --> 00:05:51,564 WAIT. I WANTED TO GO OVERTHESE RESULTS WITH YOU. 103 00:05:50,853 --> 00:05:51,958 SPINNER -? 104 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,569 YOU WANT SOME ICE CREAM. 105 00:05:58,334 --> 00:05:59,094 YEAH. 106 00:05:59,024 --> 00:06:00,301 YEAH? 107 00:06:06,505 --> 00:06:10,371 SO. HOW'S THE PROJECT? 108 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,545 HOW'S IT LOOK? A DISASTER. 109 00:06:12,054 --> 00:06:14,229 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 110 00:06:13,876 --> 00:06:15,844 JT AND SPINNER ARE THE MATTER. 111 00:06:15,532 --> 00:06:18,190 MY HYPOTHESIS FELL APART. 112 00:06:19,674 --> 00:06:24,990 YOU KNOW EINSTEIN SAIDIMAGINATION IS MORE KEY THANKNOWLEDGE. 113 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:28,047 MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET A LITTLECREATIVE. 114 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:29,530 LOOK AT THINGS FROM ANOTHERANGLE. 115 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:31,241 GEE, THAT'S HELPFUL. 116 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:35,776 HOW HANDY TO HAVE YOU RIGHTHERE IN MY HOUSE! 117 00:06:38,584 --> 00:06:45,798 WELL. GUESS I'LL LEAVE YOU TOIT THEN. GOOD NIGHT, EMMA. 118 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:15,193 MR. RADITCH? I GIVE YOU - THE WOMAN OF THE FUTURE. 119 00:07:14,831 --> 00:07:17,351 DO I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 120 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:20,692 IT'S A REPLACEMENT FOR THESILICONE IN BREAST IMPLANTS. 121 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,093 ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT NATURAL. 122 00:07:21,761 --> 00:07:25,109 MADE OF WATER, FLOWER AND LARD. 123 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:29,685 MR. RADITCH, WOULD YOU LIKETO SEE MY PROJECT? 124 00:07:29,076 --> 00:07:30,353 YES PLEASE. 125 00:07:31,313 --> 00:07:34,316 SURVEILLANCE: FRIEND OR FOE? 126 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:38,885 MY PROJECT WAS GONNA BE SOGOOD. 127 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:43,060 CHOCOLATE? IN THE MORNING? 128 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:48,520 I KNOW IT'S NO GOOD FOR ME. BUTIT TASTES LIKE... HAPPY! 129 00:07:50,886 --> 00:07:53,406 MANY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? 130 00:07:55,855 --> 00:07:59,376 I TASTES LIKE HAPPY. WHY? 131 00:07:58,753 --> 00:08:01,549 MANNY, YOU ARE BRILLIANT! 132 00:08:02,619 --> 00:08:03,827 THANK YOU. 133 00:08:27,823 --> 00:08:29,825 HOUR ONE-HUNDRED AND FORTYSEVEN. 134 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:32,373 NOTICEABLE LACK OF GREEN ON THEFERN. 135 00:08:31,881 --> 00:08:33,883 HOUR ONE-HUNDRED AND FORTYEIGHT. 136 00:08:33,566 --> 00:08:36,569 EVEN THE CACTUS ARE BEGINNINGTO DRYING UP. 137 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:38,121 HOUR ONE-HUNDRED -- 138 00:08:38,037 --> 00:08:39,591 THANK YOU, LIBERTY. THAT'LL DO. 139 00:08:39,363 --> 00:08:41,365 BUT THERE'S FIFTY-TWO MOREHOURS - 140 00:08:41,047 --> 00:08:42,462 I'M SURE THERE ARE. 141 00:08:42,262 --> 00:08:46,058 IF WE ONLY HAD ENOUGH TIME. 142 00:08:47,313 --> 00:08:50,523 TWO OF HER SUBJECTS HAVEIRREGULAR RESULTS. 143 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,897 PLUS SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE. 144 00:08:51,592 --> 00:08:52,973 WAIT. 145 00:08:53,746 --> 00:08:56,921 SORRY. LAST MINUTE BURSTOF INSPIRATION. 146 00:08:56,396 --> 00:08:59,227 NO PROBLEM AT ALL. 147 00:08:58,742 --> 00:09:00,468 YOU'RE JUDGING? 148 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:06,591 YUP. I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ABOUTYOUR INSPIRATION. SO GO AHEAD. 149 00:09:05,396 --> 00:09:06,673 OKAY. FOR MY PROJECT, 150 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,778 I SET OUT TO PROVE THAT HEALTHYFOOD IS GOOD FOR YOU. 151 00:09:08,405 --> 00:09:12,202 BUT AS SCIENTISTS, WE MUSTREMEMBER THE HUMAN FACTOR. 152 00:09:11,525 --> 00:09:13,492 TAKE JT YORKE FOR EXAMPLE. 153 00:09:13,181 --> 00:09:14,734 HIS RESULTS THREW ME. 154 00:09:14,506 --> 00:09:17,509 UNTIL I REALIZED THAT CHOCOLATE AND BURRITOS MAKE HIM HAPPY. 155 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,406 BETTER MOOD? BETTERPERFORMANCE. 156 00:09:19,006 --> 00:09:24,115 AND WHAT ABOUT SPINNER MASON?HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HIS RESULTS? 157 00:09:23,174 --> 00:09:29,111 MARGIN OF ERROR - IT MAKESSENSE, SINCE IT'S SPINNER... 158 00:09:28,006 --> 00:09:31,147 IT'S A VERY ORIGINAL PROJECT. 159 00:09:44,735 --> 00:09:46,564 OH I LOVE THOSE GIRLS. 160 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:51,010 YEAH ME TOO. I REALLY LOVETHEM. 161 00:09:51,085 --> 00:09:54,330 STILL IN THE RED ZONE? 162 00:09:55,998 --> 00:09:58,035 WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 163 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,872 FIGHTING THE HEALTH FOODMOLECULES. 164 00:10:01,492 --> 00:10:04,875 CHEMICALS AND PRESERVATIVESARE THE ANTIDOTE. 165 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,627 IT'S NOT HEALTH FOOD MOLECULESGIVING YOU BONERS, 166 00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:08,036 YOU REALIZE THAT. 167 00:10:07,759 --> 00:10:09,106 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 168 00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:11,196 BECAUSE THAT'S STUPID. 169 00:10:10,823 --> 00:10:12,238 YOU'RE STUPID. 170 00:10:12,811 --> 00:10:16,435 ALL I'VE GOTTA DO IS GET BACKMY CHEMICAL-ENRICHED METABOLISM 171 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:18,864 AND I'LL BE MY OLD SELF. 172 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:25,650 WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU TO BEGIN.COULD YOU TWO MOVE ANY SLOWER? 173 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,698 MAYBE ONE DAY, PEOPLE WILLREALIZE 174 00:10:27,249 --> 00:10:32,323 THAT THE WOLF IS ACTUALLYOUR FRIEND. THANK YOU. 175 00:10:31,721 --> 00:10:34,310 CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN TONADIA, 176 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:37,741 FOR WINNING FIRST PRIZE INTHE GRADE SEVEN CLASS. 177 00:10:37,049 --> 00:10:39,983 AND NOW, OUR FINAL AWARD. 178 00:10:39,479 --> 00:10:43,724 JUNIOR SCIENCE FAIR FIRST PRIZE. 179 00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:48,487 HOPE THE ENGRAVER SPELLED MYNAME RIGHT. EXCUSE ME. 180 00:10:47,788 --> 00:10:50,446 AND IT GOES TO EMMA NELSON 181 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:54,450 FOR MIND/BODY CONNECTION. 182 00:10:57,313 --> 00:10:59,142 CONGRATULATIONS. 183 00:11:01,564 --> 00:11:04,256 ALRIGHT EMMA! 184 00:11:06,064 --> 00:11:07,997 YOU'RE SO JEALOUS. 185 00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:14,285 I'M NOT JEALOUS. I'M APPALLED.TEACHER'S PET WINS AGAIN... 186 00:11:18,514 --> 00:11:23,692 I'VE BEEN THINKING. YOU KNOWABOUT MY CONDITION. 187 00:11:22,738 --> 00:11:24,223 DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS? 188 00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:25,976 OKAY LOOK IT'S NOT ALL BAD. 189 00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:30,670 INCONVENIENT, YES.BUT IT DOES HAVE AN UPSIDE. 190 00:11:29,751 --> 00:11:31,200 WHAT? 191 00:11:31,352 --> 00:11:34,148 WELL, WHATEVER'S GIVING MEBONERS, 192 00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:38,572 IS ALSO TURNING ME INTO A MAJORCHICK MAGNET. 193 00:11:41,815 --> 00:11:46,164 GIRLS HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT ME,DIFFERENT. 194 00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:48,482 DIFFERENT. LIKE YOU'RE CRAZY. 195 00:11:50,897 --> 00:11:53,486 NOW TAKE THIS. 196 00:11:53,326 --> 00:11:55,846 SHEILA LET ME TAKE THIS FORFREE. 197 00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:59,808 SHE EVEN COMPLIMENTED ME ONMY ENSEMBLE. 198 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:08,241 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 199 00:12:07,985 --> 00:12:11,230 THAT THE ENTIRE FEMALE RACEIS A SLAVE FOR SPINNER. 200 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:16,048 SO WHY FIGHT IT? FRUITAND ONLY FRUIT FROM NOW ON! 201 00:12:26,785 --> 00:12:31,273 [WHISTLE] OKAY. WE ALL HAD FUNAT THE SCIENCE FAIR, 202 00:12:30,457 --> 00:12:32,735 BUT BACK TO BUSINESS. 203 00:12:32,914 --> 00:12:34,364 MOTHERBOARDS. 204 00:12:35,344 --> 00:12:40,521 NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS ONE HAS NO FRONT-SIDE BUS. 205 00:13:07,478 --> 00:13:10,895 OH NO. OH NO. OH NO. OH NO. 206 00:13:10,293 --> 00:13:10,984 MANNY! 207 00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:13,413 OH, SORRY. 208 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:15,615 OH LORDY. 209 00:13:16,698 --> 00:13:18,459 EMMA WHAT'S WRONG? 210 00:13:18,189 --> 00:13:21,745 DON'T LOOK AT YOUR E-MAIL. 211 00:13:29,094 --> 00:13:35,997 MISS SANTOS. YOU WILL SEE MEIMMEDIATELY AFTER CLASS. 212 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:44,277 THANK YOU. 213 00:13:45,961 --> 00:13:48,239 I'LL BE CALLING YOU. 214 00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:54,533 ELLIE'S NUMBER! 215 00:13:58,936 --> 00:14:03,872 JIMMY. I'M A LOVER NOT AFIGHTER. 216 00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:07,488 OKAY, OKAY LISTEN. EVOLUTIONCLASS? 217 00:14:06,859 --> 00:14:08,758 CHARLES DERWIN SAID THAT 218 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,635 MANKIND MUST SPREAD HIS SEED TOSURVIVE. 219 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:15,356 SO DATING ELLIE IS JUST PARTOF MY HUMAN DUTY. 220 00:14:14,423 --> 00:14:18,807 ITS DARWIN. THE GUY'S NAME WASDARWIN. THERE IS NO DERWIN. 221 00:14:18,012 --> 00:14:20,118 WHATEVER. 222 00:14:20,221 --> 00:14:23,948 HAVE YOU CONSIDERED CHANGINGYOUR DIET? 223 00:14:23,285 --> 00:14:24,942 BECAUSE WITH A LITTLE BIT OFHEALTH FOOD 224 00:14:24,693 --> 00:14:27,627 THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS. 225 00:14:31,953 --> 00:14:34,335 AND NOW I HAVE TO WRITE ATHOUSAND WORD ESSAY 226 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,150 ON INTERNET PRIVACY! 227 00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:39,594 SO IT'S TRUE? 228 00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:42,734 SIMPSON IS DATING MY MOM. YES. 229 00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:46,151 AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS.EMBARRASSING. 230 00:14:45,508 --> 00:14:48,580 OF COURSE, I WAS A VICTIM OFGOSSIP LAST YEAR. 231 00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:49,877 SO I SYMPATHIZE. 232 00:14:49,594 --> 00:14:50,664 THANKS, LIBERTY. 233 00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:51,741 YOU'RE WELCOME. 234 00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:54,136 NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT WE'REGOING TO DO. 235 00:14:53,707 --> 00:14:55,053 ABOUT WHAT? 236 00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:57,007 THERE WAS A JUDGING BIAS INYOUR FAVOUR. 237 00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:59,036 SIMPSON'S DATING YOUR MOM. 238 00:14:58,649 --> 00:14:59,028 SO? 239 00:14:59,643 --> 00:15:03,406 SO HIS BIAS DOESN'T BOTHER YOU? 240 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,357 DON'T LISTEN TO HER, EM. 241 00:15:04,115 --> 00:15:07,360 SHE CAN MAKE UP HER OWN MIND.IT SHOULD BOTHER YOU. 242 00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:10,279 BECAUSE YOU, EMMA NELSON,ARE A WOMAN OF CONSCIENCE. 243 00:15:09,664 --> 00:15:13,979 ONE SIMPLE SOLUTION -TURN IN THE AWARD. 244 00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:23,274 MR. SIMPSON? 245 00:15:22,998 --> 00:15:26,346 I KNOW. WHAT HAPPENED WITHMANNY WAS UNFORTUNATE. 246 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,484 YEAH IT WAS A MISTAKE. 247 00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:29,051 WE'RE BOTH SORRY ABOUT IT. 248 00:15:28,768 --> 00:15:31,874 OKAY. FAIR ENOUGH. 249 00:15:32,191 --> 00:15:34,297 ANYTHING ELSE, EM? 250 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:36,616 SO I DON'T GET PUNISHED?JUST MANNY? 251 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,513 SHE SENT THE EMAIL - 252 00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:39,328 YEAH BUT I TOLD HER ABOUT YOUAND MOM. 253 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:43,670 THERE'S NOTHING TO HIDE, EM.WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT? 254 00:15:42,819 --> 00:15:43,889 KIDS ARE TALKING. 255 00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:46,830 THAT I WON THE AWARD BECAUSEOF FAVORITISM. 256 00:15:46,298 --> 00:15:47,541 WHAT? 257 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,238 WELL IT'S TRUE. WHEN GUYS LIKEYOU DATE SINGLE MOMS 258 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,952 THEY ALWAYS TRY TO BRIBETHE KIDS. 259 00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,683 GUYS LIKE ME? 260 00:15:57,479 --> 00:15:59,895 WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS -LATER. 261 00:15:59,494 --> 00:16:02,013 NO, WE'RE GONNA DISCUSS THISNOW! 262 00:16:01,592 --> 00:16:03,352 EMMA CLASS IS ABOUT TO START. 263 00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:06,189 I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE BIASED!JUST ADMIT IT ARCHIE! 264 00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:08,308 EMMA, YOU WON THE AWARD ON YOUROWN MERITS. 265 00:16:07,858 --> 00:16:09,274 THE RUNNER-UP, LIBERTY VANZANDT, 266 00:16:09,073 --> 00:16:11,455 MADE A STRONG EFFORT BUT THEJUDGES THOUGHT IT LACKED FLAIR. 267 00:16:11,061 --> 00:16:13,512 YOURS WAS EXCITINGAND ORIGINAL. 268 00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:16,486 ORIGINAL, EXCIDING. OF COURSE,YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. 269 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,791 BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH! 270 00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:21,228 I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT FELTTHAT WAY. 271 00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:23,692 LOOK AT THE JUDGING SHEETS. 272 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,027 OK. ENOUGH TIME LEFT FORIMPROV! 273 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:33,196 WE NEED TWO VOLUNTEERS.NOMINEES? 274 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:36,784 I'M GONNA GO WITH PAIGE... 275 00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:38,813 AND SPINNER! 276 00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:45,826 DON'T! YOU KNOW I CAN'T! JIMMY! 277 00:16:48,854 --> 00:16:50,201 WHAT'S THE SITUATION? 278 00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:54,570 SITUATION. SPINNER'S DELIVERINGA PACKAGE. 279 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:59,463 AND PAIGE IS A LONELYHOUSEWIFE. VERY LONELY. 280 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:08,760 MA'AM, I HAVE A PACKAGE FORYOU. 281 00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:11,438 I BET YOU DO, BIG BOY. 282 00:17:10,884 --> 00:17:14,716 YEAH SO JUST TAKE IT AND SIGN,OKAY? 283 00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:19,312 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, YOU BIGHANDSOME HUNK OF MAN? 284 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:23,274 WHY DON'T YOU BRING THAT PACKAGE IN FOR A LITTLE DRINK? 285 00:17:22,368 --> 00:17:27,270 NO, NO I CAN'T. BECAUSE I HATEYOU. 286 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:34,793 SHH. I WON'T SIGN UNLESS YOUCOME IN - AND HAVE SOMETHING. 287 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:42,308 GAVIN. WE NEED TO SEE YOUR FACESO WE CAN HEAR YOU. 288 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:44,772 MS. KWAN, I CAN'T. 289 00:17:53,978 --> 00:18:00,950 OKAY. NOW THAT'S WHY NO ONESHOULD EVER WEAR TRACK PANTS. 290 00:18:05,904 --> 00:18:12,221 HEY SPIN. AND HOW'S LITTLESPINNER DOING TODAY? 291 00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,455 ARE YOU STILL IN THE RED? 292 00:18:13,054 --> 00:18:15,056 LITTLE SPINNER IS HIDING. 293 00:18:14,739 --> 00:18:20,296 AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO.BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 294 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,475 COME ON. IT WAS FUNNY. 295 00:18:21,585 --> 00:18:25,485 FOR YOU. FOR ME IT WAS JUSTBRUTAL. 296 00:18:26,029 --> 00:18:30,827 YOU CAN'T SPEND THE REST OFYOUR HORMONAL LIFE LIKE THIS. 297 00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:34,333 IT'S NOT MY FAULT.IT'S THE HEALTH FOOD. 298 00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:38,888 FOR THE LAST TIME, FOOD HASNOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 299 00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:43,326 SHEILA? CAN YOU COME HERE FOR A SECOND? 300 00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:45,927 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, LADIES? 301 00:18:45,326 --> 00:18:51,332 QUESTION. DOES FOOD- HEATH FOODHELP GET MEN IN THE MOOD? 302 00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:54,058 WELL THEY SAY CLAMS DO. 303 00:18:53,635 --> 00:18:59,365 BUT I COOKED 'EM FOR THE HUBBYAND ALL HE GOT WAS GAS. 304 00:19:00,427 --> 00:19:07,572 OKAY SAY YOU KNEW A TEENAGER AND HE WAS ALWAYS IN THE RED. 305 00:19:06,224 --> 00:19:08,744 WOULD FOOD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT? 306 00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:08,944 FOOD? 307 00:19:13,899 --> 00:19:15,832 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING. 308 00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:19,566 AT YOUR AGE IT'S ALL ABOUTHORMONES. 309 00:19:18,841 --> 00:19:19,393 SEE? 310 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:24,135 DON'T WORRY, JIMMY, IT'S JUSTA STAGE. 311 00:19:23,506 --> 00:19:26,716 A HORMONAL HICCUP. 312 00:19:27,703 --> 00:19:29,049 IT'LL PASS. 313 00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:37,938 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE THINKSIT'S ME. 314 00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:44,358 WELL I MEAN. WHY NOT? IT'SALL ABOUT THE HORMONES, RIGHT? 315 00:19:43,631 --> 00:19:46,220 COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE. 316 00:19:51,388 --> 00:19:53,287 I NEVER WIN ANYTHING! 317 00:19:52,989 --> 00:19:54,163 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON A STREAK. 318 00:19:54,012 --> 00:19:57,636 FIRST ME AND NOW THECENTREPIECE. 319 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,293 HEY EMMA. 320 00:20:02,597 --> 00:20:05,739 I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 321 00:20:05,192 --> 00:20:08,644 MR. SIMPSON - CAN I TALK TO YOUFIRST? 322 00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:22,606 I WAS A BIT OF A FREAK TODAY. 323 00:20:23,081 --> 00:20:25,187 YOU WERE CONCERNED. 324 00:20:25,317 --> 00:20:29,425 YOUR MOM AND I PUT YOU IN ANUNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION. 325 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,446 NO KIDDING. 326 00:20:30,176 --> 00:20:37,425 IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE IF YOUHADN'T OF DONE IT IN FRONT OFMY CLASS. 327 00:20:36,056 --> 00:20:39,197 YOU KNOW I CARE ABOUT YOURMOTHER. 328 00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:41,274 NO. IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. 329 00:20:41,715 --> 00:20:44,097 IT'S ABOUT ME, IN SCHOOL. 330 00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:45,912 AND EVERYONE THINKING I'M YOURLITTLE PET. 331 00:20:45,552 --> 00:20:49,832 I PROMISE, I'LL TREAT YOUEXACTLY THE WAY I TREATEVERYONE ELSE. 332 00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:53,132 THAT WON'T MATTER. PEOPLE THEYTHINK WHAT THEY WANT TO THINK. 333 00:20:52,399 --> 00:20:55,402 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE - 334 00:20:54,884 --> 00:20:58,163 WE SHOULD JUST TRANSFER YOU OUTOF MY CLASS? 335 00:20:57,616 --> 00:20:58,100 NO. 336 00:21:00,377 --> 00:21:04,450 OR YOUR MOM AND I SHOULD STOPDATING. 337 00:21:05,374 --> 00:21:08,377 I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER... 338 00:21:11,199 --> 00:21:14,927 YOU KNOW I WAS PROUD OF YOUTODAY. 339 00:21:14,263 --> 00:21:16,887 THE WAY YOU SAVED YOUR PROJECTAT THE VERY LAST SECOND? 340 00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:18,619 WAS VERY, VERY COOL. 341 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:23,678 AND VERY DESERVING OF FIRSTPLACE. OKAY? 342 00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,838 OKAY. THANKS... SNAKE. 343 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,897 NO PROBLEM, EMMERS. 344 00:21:31,904 --> 00:21:33,112 ARCHIBALD. 345 00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:34,914 EMMALADA. 346 00:21:35,189 --> 00:21:36,881 THE SNAKESTER. 347 00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:41,481 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25531