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THANKS AGAIN FOR BRUNCH, DAD. I HAD A GREAT TIME.
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ME TOO, ASH.
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MR. SIMPSON IS SO EXCITED
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THAT YOU'RE COMING TO SPEAKTO OUR CLASS TOMORROW.
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SO AM I.
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SHOULD BE A LOT OF FUN.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU OFF.
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ASHLEY -
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YEAH?
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NOTHING. JUST - SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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BYE DAD.
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BYE HON.
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YOU DIDN'T PUT THE VINEGAR IN THE DISHWASHER
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LIKE I ASKED YOU TO, RIGHT?
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I'M SORRY KATE, I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER THINGS LIKE THAT.
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COME ONE, THAT'S AN EXCUSE TOBY WOULD MAKE.
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OH KATE COME ON, YOU GONNA COMPARE-
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BETTER BE CAREFUL.
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SHE'S IN ONEOF HER MOODS AGAIN.
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I WOULDN'T BE, IF YOU'D GRASPTHE CONCEPT OF HARD WATER.
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OH DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
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WE'RE JUST HAVING ONEOUR THINGS.
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SO HOW WAS BRUNCH?
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GREAT. DAD TOLD ME
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THAT HE WENT TO THISROYAL RECEPTION LAST WEEK
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AND HE SHOOK HANDSWITH PRINCE CHARLES!
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WOW. VERY CHI-CHI.
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SO - DID YOU TALK ABOUTANYTHING ELSE,
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OR JUST LIFE IN LONDON?
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NO. WHY, WAS THERESOMETHING ELSE?
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NO. JUST -
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ME BEING NOSY.
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I'M GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.
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? WHAT EVER IT TAKES
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? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH
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? IF I HOLD OUT
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? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH
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? BE THE BEST
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? THE BEST I CAN BE
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? HEAR WHAT I SAY TO YOU
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? WHAT EVER IT TAKES
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? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT
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? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH
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MY DAD GAVE IT TO MY MOM ON THEIR FIRST ANNIVERSARY.
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SHE LEFT IT FOR ME,AFTER SHE DIED.
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TERRI, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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YOUR MOM - SHE'S SO PRETTY!
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MY DAD CALLED HERHIS "MOVIE STAR".
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I KNOW,THAT'S PRETTY CHEESY.
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NO, IT'S SWEET. YOU LOOK JUSTLIKE HER, YOU KNOW.
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SHHH. QUIET DOWN.
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REMEMBER, OUR LORD OF THE FLIESTEST IS IN TWO DAYS.
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SO LET'S USE THIS TIME IN CLASSTO CATCH UP
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WITH ANY READINGYOU HAVEN'T DONE.
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SO, WHAT DOES YOUR MOM THINKABOUT YOUR DAD MOVING BACK?
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I'M NOT SURE...
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THEY DON'T GET ALONG?
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NO, THEY GET ALONG FINE.
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BUT - YESTERDAY,AFTER MY DAD DROPPED ME OFF,
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SHE WAS ACTING PRETTY WEIRD.
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HOW?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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SHE JUST SEEMED TENSE OR SOMETHING.
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AND SHE AND JEFF HADTHIS FIGHT -
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ASHLEY -?
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SO, YOUR DAD'S STILL COMINGTO MEDIA IMMERSION
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THIS AFTERNOON, RIGHT?
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YEP. YOU'RE NOT GOING TOBELIEVE SOME OF THE STUFF
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HE'S DONE, COVERING WARSFOR THE NEWS.
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OKAY, SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO ISHIGHLIGHT THIS HERE -
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AND THEN HIT THE HYPERLINKBUTTON. AND YOU'RE DONE!
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GOOD.
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HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR HAIKU FOR MS. KWAN YET?
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HER CLASS IS IN, LIKE,TEN MINUTES.
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HAVE YOU?
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"ANCIENT WAVES SO PURE
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LAPPING ON THE SHORES OF TIME
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EARLY DEATH OUR FAULT."
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THAT'S - HAPPY.
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THAT'S ABOUTOUR POLLUTED OCEANS.
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UM,HM
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HEY GUYS - CHECK THIS OUT.
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OKAY.
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SO, WHO'S THE AERONAUTICSGENIUS?
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LIBERTY. THIS IS YOURS?
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YES. AND I APOLOGIZE. PROFUSELY.
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WELL -
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DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
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??
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WHAT WAS WITH LIBERTY?
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SHE WAS ACTING LIKETOTALLY WEIRD.
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SHE IS WEIRD.
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WHY WOULD LIBERTY, WHO'S NEVERMISSED A DAY OF SCHOOL
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IN HER LIFE,
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PUT HER NECK ON THE LINE -AND FOR YOU?
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HELLO? LIBERTYHAS A MAJOR CRUSH ON J.T.
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WHAT?!
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COME ON! IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
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I TOOK IT WHEN MR. SIMPSONWASN'T LOOKING.
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THANKS. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKETHE BLAME TODAY IN HOMEROOM.
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WELL YOU KNOW,YOU GET IN TROUBLE SO MUCH.
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SOMEONE HAS TO WATCH YOUR BACK.
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THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU,LIBERTY.
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OH, AND BY THE WAY.
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IT'S TIME THE GRAPEVINEHAD A SEVENTH GRADER
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AS STUDENT OF THE WEEK. SO I PICK YOU.
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WHY...?
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WELL YOU KNOW EVERY ONE KNOWS
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YOU'RE GOING TO BEFAMOUS ONE DAY.
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SO, I JUST WANT TO SAYI INTERVIEWED YOU FIRST.
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COOL.
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SO - INTERVIEW AFTER SCHOOL?
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SURE.
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OKAY.
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? J.T. AND LIBERTY, SITTIN'IN A TREE,
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? K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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WOULD YOU SHUT UP!
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SHE DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSHON ME!
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SURE.
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YEAH RIGHT.
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" POETRY IS CRIME
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NO IDEA HOW TO RHYME
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STUPID WASTE OF TIME."
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A POEM ABOUT HATING POETRY.
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SINCE POETRY'S ABOUT PUTTING YOUR FEELINGS
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INTO VERSE,THIS HAIKU ACTUALLY WORKS.
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NICE JOB, SEAN.
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OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
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LIBERTY. COME ON DOWN.
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"SMILE LIKE A SUNBEAM
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HEIGHT SUBORDINATETO HIS HEART
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MAKES ME LIE AWAKE."
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LIBERTY - WOW.
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ONE TOO MANY SYLLABLES IN THE SECOND LINE,
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BUT YOUR FEELINGS ARE DEFINITELY SHINING THROUGH.
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GREAT WORK.
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WELL THEY STITCHED ME UPIN A FIELD HOSPITAL
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ON THE KOSOVO BORDER.
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I STILL HAVE A PIECEOF SHRAPNEL --
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-RIGHT HERE.
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BUT - I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING TO YOU
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ABOUT THE ROLE OF MASS COMMUNICATION IN SOCIETY,
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NOT REHASHING OLD WAR STORIES...
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THAT'S OKAY.
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DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVEA QUESTION FOR MR. KERWIN?
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WHEN THE SHRAPNEL HIT -DID YOUR LIFE, LIKE,
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FLASH BEFORE YOUR EYES?
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MY LIFE?
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NO, NOT A BIT.
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BUT THE BOMB BLAST SURE DID.
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OKAY, I AM SO IN LOVE.
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PAIGE - HE'S MY FATHER?
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FATHER, SHMATHER,YOUR DAD'S HOT -
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IN AN OLD MAN SORT OF WAY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MOMEVER LET HIM GO.
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'LET HIM GO?'
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IT DIDN'T EXACTLY HAPPENLIKE THAT.
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HE LEFT US, AND MOVEDTO EUROPE.
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THERE WASN'T MUCHMY MOM COULD DO.
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SO, WHY DID HE LEAVE?
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I DON'T KNOW -
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WAS THERE ANOTHER WOMAN?
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NO.
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HE DOESN'T EVENHAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW.
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THEY JUST - DIDN'T GET ALONG.
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WELL, NOW THAT HE'S BACK,
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MAYBE YOUR MOM AND DAD WILLWORK THINGS OUT.
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GET BACK TOGETHER.
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HEY, ASH - NEED A RIDE HOMEAFTER SCHOOL?
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MEET YOU OUT FRONT.NICE MEETING YOU, GIRLS.
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BYE, MR. KERWIN...
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BYE MR. KERWIN.
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TOBY?
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TOBY! OVER HERE!
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TOBES.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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AVOIDING LIBERTY.
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR INTERVIEW?
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DID YOU HEAR HER HAIKU?
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SHE WANTS ME, MAN.
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I'M OUTTA HERE.
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J.T., YOU WERE SUPPOSEDTO MEET ME SEVEN MINUTES AGO.
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LIBERTY, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
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I CAN'T COMETO THE INTERVIEW TONIGHT.
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TOBY AND I'VE GOT --
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-- DANCE LESSONS TONIGHT.
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RIGHT. TONIGHT IT'S - BALLROOM.
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OH, I GET IT! IT'S A JOKE!
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J.T., YOU ARE BEYOND FUNNY.
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DANCE LESSONS-WITH A BOY!
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ANYWAY, LET'S USEYOUR HUMOUR IN THE ARTICLE.
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BUT IF YOU EVER WANTTO TAKE ACTUAL DANCE LESSONS,
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YOU SHOULD LOOK ME UP...
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HELP ME!
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HERE WE GO.
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THANKS AGAIN FOR TALKINGTO OUR CLASS TODAY, DAD.
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HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW HAPPYI AM THAT YOU'VE MOVED BACK?
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I'M HAPPY TOO, ASH.
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ASHLEY, CAN WE -
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I THOUGHT I HEARD A CAR.
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HEY, ROBERT.
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WOW - YOU LOOK GREAT!
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I'M HOLDING A BAG OF GARBAGE...
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ASH - THERE'S ONE MORE BAGIN THE GARAGE.
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COULD YOU GO GET IT, WHILE YOUR DAD AND I CATCH UP?
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SURE.
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DAD - WE'RE STILL ONFOR SUNDAY, RIGHT?
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DEFINITELY.
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GREAT.
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YOU KNOW, THE OLDERYOUR DAD GETS,
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THE HANDSOMER HE BECOMES. LUCKY GUY.
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EVERYONE AT SCHOOL LOVED HIMTODAY.
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EVERYBODY ALWAYS LOVES HIM.
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HE'S THE MOST CHARMING MANON THE PLANET.
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YOU STILL THINK SO?
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AFTER EVERYTHING YOU GUYS'VEBEEN THROUGH?
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OF COURSE.
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YOUR DAD AND I STILL CAREABOUT EACH OTHER.
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YOU KNOW THAT, ASH.
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GEE, ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE YOUWANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER...
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GET BACK TOGETHER? NO.
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WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW,
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YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN ACTING LIKETHERE'S SOME BIG SECRET LATELY.
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I JUST THOUGHT, MAYBEIT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU TWO.
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WHAT, IS THERE SOMETHING?
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ASH -
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HE HASN'T FOUND SOME OTHERWOMAN, HAS HE?
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HE'S NOT GETTING MARRIED -
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NO.
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WELL, THEN WHAT?
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IS HE GAY? IS THAT WHATYOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME?
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ASH, THERE ARE THINGS YOUR DADAND I SHOULD'VE TALKED TO YOU
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ABOUT A LONG TIME AGO -
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MOM, I WAS JOKING -
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IT'S NOT A JOKE.
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YOUR DAD IS GAY.
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I'M SORRY, I JUST DON'T GET IT.
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HOW CAN ASH'S DAD, LIKE, DO ITWITH OTHER GUYS?
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NOT ONLY THAT,HOW DOES HE DO IT -?!
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I DON'T KNOW, J.T. I DIDN'T ASK.
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WOMEN OKAY - REAL WOMEN,NOT GIRLS? - ARE SEXY.
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BUT GUYS...
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I MEAN, WE HAVE MUSCLES.WE SMELL.
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WE HAVE BODY HAIR.
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YOU WISH.
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WOMEN CAN HAVE BODY HAIR, TOO.
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MY AUNT BETTINAHAS THIS MOUSTACHE -
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
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I DON'T KNOW, J.T.
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SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST GAY,I GUESS.
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SO - HOW DID YOUR INTERVIEWWITH LIBERTY GO?
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DON'T ASK. DON'T TELL.
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HEY, ASH -CAN I JOIN YOU?
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IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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YEAH. EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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YOU'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRDALL DAY...
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I FOUND OUT SOMETHINGABOUT MY DAD -
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HEY ASH, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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PAIGE, WE'RE TALKING -
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PERFECT. 'CAUSE I WANT TO TALKABOUT SOMETHING TOO -
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PAIGE, I'M REALLY NOTIN THE MOOD -
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- CONCERNING YOUR DAD.
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WHAT ABOUT HIM?
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OKAY, I WAS THINKING.
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ROBERT KERWIN - HANDSOME,STYLISH, CHARMING, SUCCESSFUL.
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A TOTAL CATCH, RIGHT?AND YET - STILL SINGLE?
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WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
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WELL - HE COULD STILL BE HUNGUP ON YOUR MOM.
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OR - AND I'M SURE THIS ISN'TTHE CASE -
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BUT HAVE YOU EVER WONDEREDIF MAYBE IF YOUR DAD'S GAY?
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IT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT.
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IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE?
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NO, HON, NO -
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YOU JUST BETTER MIND YOUR OWNBUSINESS FOR ONCE, PAIGE.
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BUT - MY OLDEST BROTHER'S GAY,
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TER, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!
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??
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DON'T YOU THINK I'M MAKINGHEADWAY WITH J.T.?
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WOULDN'T IT BE SOMETHING
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IF WE BECAME THE NEWJIMMY AND ASHLEY?
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YEAH - SOMETHING.
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YOU THINK I SHOULD ASK HIM OUT?
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OR IS THAT EVEN OKAY TO DO?
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SURE.
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IF YOU THINK HE LIKESYOU BACK.
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YOU DON'T THINK J.T. LIKES ME?
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J.T.'S A BOY. WHO KNOWS WHAT'SGOING ON IN HIS HEAD?
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OKAY, THAT'S IT!
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I'VE STOOD HER UP,I'VE IGNORED HER,
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I'VE BEEN VERY RUDE TO HER -AND SHE WILL NOT TAKE A HINT!
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THEN TELL HER, POINT-BLANK,YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED.
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OKAY, THIS MAY SOUND DESPERATE,BUT - IT'S A PLAN.
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REMEMBER THAT LITTLE TALK WEHAD ABOUT ASHLEY'S DAD,
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AND HIS 'ORIENTATION'...?
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YEAH...
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WELL YOU KNOW WHAT COMING OUTDID TO HIS MARRIAGE.
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WHAT IF I, UH,"CAME OUT" TO LIBERTY?
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UH...
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IT'D WORK. YOU KNOW IT WOULD.
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ASHLEY -
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I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS.
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I'VE SIGNED YOU OUT THE RESTOF THE AFTERNOON.
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ASH, WE NEED TO TALK. PLEASE.
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LIBERTY! WAIT UP!WE NEED TO TALK.
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I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.YOU FIRST.
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YOU'LL BE THE ONLY PERSONWHO KNOWS
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WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU,
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AND I'D LIKE TO KEEP IT THATWAY. OKAY?
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SO DO YOU PROMISE YOU CAN KEEPA SECRET?
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OKAY, I PROMISE.
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CROSS YOUR HEART, HOPE TO DIEPROMISE?
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YES, WHAT IS IT?!
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I'M GAY.
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WHAT?!
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I LIKE BOYS. NOT GIRLS. GAY.
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YOU'RE - YOU'RE JOKING.
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NO I'M NOT.
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AND I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW,SINCE, YOU THINK WE-
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YOU THOUGHT I HAD A CRUSHON YOU?
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PLEASE. OF COURSE I DON'T.
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OKAY, WELL - GREAT. IT'S A LOTEASIER THAN I THOUGHT IT'D BE.
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YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING?
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NO, IT'S - NOT IMPORTANT.BUT THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW.
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IT'S, UH, OUR LITTLE SECRET.
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WERE YOU EVER PLANNINGTO TELL ME?
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ASH, YOU WERE TOO YOUNGTO UNDERSTAND -
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TOO YOUNG? WHEN YOU LEFT US,OKAY.
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BUT YOU GUYS HAD FIVE YEARS -
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WE DIDN'T HANDLE THISCORRECTLY, I ADMIT.
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BUT WE THOUGHT IT'D BE BESTIF WE WAITED
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'TIL YOU WERE OLDER.
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GUESS WHAT? I'M OLDER.
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AND IT'S STILL PRETTY HARDTO HEAR. RIGHT?
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THIS IS GOING TO SOUNDSO SELFISH -
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AND INCREDIBLY LAME -
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BUT I HAD TO FIND MYSELF, ASH.
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EVEN IF IT MEANT HURTINGYOU AND YOUR MOTHER.
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IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT. AND IT'S NOT WRONG.
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IT'S JUST THE WAY I AM.
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SO WHY DID YOU EVEN GETMARRIED? YOU DIDN'T LOVE MOM --
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ASH, OF COURSE I DID.I STILL DO.
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BUT, I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER.
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I TRIED TO MAKE IT WORK.
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BUT I JUST COULDN'T.
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AND I HATE MYSELF FOR HURTINGYOU -
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BUT IT WAS THE ONLY THINGI COULD DO. HONEST.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED.
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NO - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USEDTHAT EXCUSE!
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OKAY, THERE SHE IS.IT'S TIME TO CEMENT THE DEAL.
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HEY, LIBERTY GIRLFRIEND.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD TONE IT DOWN.
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HAVE YOU, YOU KNOW,BEEN WITH...
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OTHER MEN?
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BUT MOSTLY, JUST ONE MAN.CHRISTOPHER.
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CHRISTOPHER?
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MY PARTNER. HE'S A GREAT GUY -
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CHRISTOPHER. THE BLONDE GUY,WITH THE MOUSTACHE.
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THE GUY WE WENT TO THE ZOOWITH THAT DAY.
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WHEN I GOT THAT HORRIBLESUNBURN -
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THE GUY YOU SAID WAS YOURFRIEND FROM WORK.
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DAD - WE HAD HIM OVER FOR DINNER, IN OUR HOUSE--!
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HONEY -
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YOU LEFT US FOR HIM.
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ASH, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE -
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WE FELL IN LOVE.
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I'M SORRY BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO SAY IT -
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NO.
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ASH -
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HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
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YOU SEE THIS IS EXACTLYWHY I WANTED TO WAIT
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TILL YOU WERE OLDER.SO THAT YOU'D UNDERSTAND -
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UNDERSTAND?!
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YES. AND NOT JUST HATE ME.
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FOR WHAT, DAD? HUH?
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FOR KNOWING YOU WERE GAY?
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OR FOR KNOWING THAT ALL YOU'VEEVER DONE IS LIE TO ME?!
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ASHLEY?!
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LIBERTY. DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHATI SAID EARLIER?
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LOUD AND CLEAR.
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AND THOUGH IT WAS A SHOCK, I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING.
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DANCE LESSONS? AND THAT BOY BANDCOMPILATION CD YOU OWN?
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THAT'S MY SISTER'S CD -!
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WHATEVER! SO, I WAS THINKING.
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT - I MEANYOU CAN SAY NO -
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BUT WOULDN'T IT GREAT IF YOU CAME OUT IN THE GRAPEVINE?
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WHAT?
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WELL YOU KNOW.
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AS PART OF THE INTERVIEW.
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TO HELP ALL THE OTHER KIDSSTRUGGLING
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WITH THIS SAME ISSUE.
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LIBERTY, I DON'T THINK THAT'SA VERY GOOD IDEA.
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J.T., IT'S NOTHING TO BEASHAMED OF -
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LIBERTY, I'M NOT GAY, OKAY?!
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YOU LIED?
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YES, 'CAUSE - YOU JUST WOULDN'TTAKE A HINT.
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AM I REALLY THAT HORRIBLE?
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LIBERTY -
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IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE ME,YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID SO.
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ASH! WHERE WERE YOU AFTERLUNCH?
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NOWHERE. JUST - LEAVE ME ALONE.
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ASH, C'MON. SOMETHING HAPPENED-
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YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S BEENHAPPENING?
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MY DAD CAME HERE TO TELL METHAT, NOT ONLY IS HE GAY?
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BUT HE DROPPED OUT OF MY LIFEBECAUSE OF HIS BOYFRIEND.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?
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DOES THAT EXPLAIN ALL FOR YOU?
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ASH, COME ON -
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I'VE - COME TO A DECISION.
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MY DAD IS CUT OUT OF MY LIFE.FOR GOOD.
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ASH, COME ON -
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I HAVE MY MOM, I HAVE JEFF -I EVEN HAVE TOBY.
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I DON'T NEED HIM.
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ASH, WHAT YOU FOUND OUT -OF COURSE YOU'RE UPSET.
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BUT YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT I MEAN,OKAY?
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOINGTHROUGH?
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MY MOM DIED, ASH.
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SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK.
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BUT YOU?YOU HAVE YOUR DAD BACK.
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TERRI IT'S NOT THE SAME -
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NO, IT'S NOT THE SAME.
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AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
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'CAUSE YOU HAVE A CHOICE.I DON'T.
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DON'T MAKE THE WRONG ONE.
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