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DO YOU THINK JIMMY WILLLIKE IT?

IT IS SO PERFECT. ROMANTIC YETMASCULINE. JUST LIKE JIMMY.

SHAKESPEARE'S LANGUAGECAN BE HARD TO FOLLOW.

SO WHAT WE'REGOING TO DO IS

WE'RE GOING TO BREAK UP INTOGROUPS

AND WE'RE GOING TO PERFORMSCENES FROM ROMEO AND JULIET.

OH, COME ON!

WE'RE GOING TO PERFORMTHE SCENES NEXT WEEK

WITH THE TEXT FULLY MEMORIZED.

I'M PLAY BALTHAZAR. WHO'S SHE?

HE IS ROMEO'S SERVANT.

LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE JULIETAND JIMMY'S ROMEO.

HE'S ROMEO. BUT I'M THE NURSE.

SO WHO'S JULIET?

"ROMEO, O ROMEO,WHEREFORE ARE THOU, ROMEO?"

? WHAT EVER IT TAKES

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH

? IF I HOLD OUT

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH

? BE THE BEST

? THE BEST I CAN BE

? HEAR WHAT I SAY TO YOU

? WHAT EVER IT TAKES

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT

? I KNOW I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH

HEY TOBSTER, CHECK IT OUT.DR. SALLY IS COMING

TO DEGRASSI - TODAY.

WHO'S DR. SALLY?

THE SEX LADY.

BUT SHE'S ONLY TALKINGTO THE EIGHTH GRADERS

- OF COURSE.

OF COURSE.

IT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR.

I HEARD THAT SHE BRINGS LIKEPROPS. AND SHE GETS GRAPHIC -

AS IN PORNOGRAPHIC. EIGHTHGRADERS GET ALL THE LUCK.

OKAY, PEOPLE, AS WE DISCUSSEDAT THE END OF THE LAST CLASS,

TODAY YOU GUYS ARE GOINGTO CREATE A WEBSITE

ON AN ANIMAL OF YOUR CHOICE.

OOH.

CAN WE DO IT ON A SPECIFICANIMAL - LIKE MAMA ONU?

MAMA WHO?

MAMA ONU. SHE'S AN ENDANGEREDGREEN TURTLE

FROM THE SOUTH PACIFIC.

THAT SOUNDS VERY INFORMATIVE.YOU KNOW,

BUT DON'T FORGET TO HAVE FUNAND USE THE TECHNOLOGY

AND YOUR IMAGINATION, OKAY?

THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT IS TAKING THE TECHNOLOGY

TO THE NEXT STEP.

? SHE WANTS ME, SHE NEEDS ME, SHE LOVES ME...?

? BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET

WOW.

TOBY.

HEY MAN, THANKS FOR LETTINGME BORROW YOUR NOTES.

YEAH. NO PROBLEM, SEAN.

REALLY? THAT'S YOURFRIEND'S BROTHER?

YOU OKAY?

YEAH... YEAH.FINE. PERFECT.

AS THE MALE BECOMES AROUSED,THE PENIS FILLS WITH BLOOD

AND HE GETS AN ERECTION.

NOW IF YOU WANT TO AVOID HERPES, AIDS, CHLAMYDIA

AND AN UNPLANNED PREGNANCY, YOU MUST PRACTICE SAFER SEX

BY USING ONE OF THESE - A CONDOM.

ROLL A CONDOM DOWN OVER THE PENIS RIGHT TO THE BASE,

LEAVING A SPACE AT THE TIP.THIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING,

I KNOW THAT. BUT IT'S SOMETHINGYOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW.

PROTECTION FOR BOTH OF YOU.YES?

UM, YEAH, I HAVE A FRIEND.HE'S ABOUT MY AGE.

HE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ARE LIKETOTALLY SERIOUS.

I'M TALKING LIKE EIGHT MONTHSSERIOUS.

MHM.

AND AH, HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSEDTO KNOW WHEN

OR IF THEY'REREADY TO, YOU KNOW, DO IT?

WELL, ANATOMICALLY PHYSICALLYYOU'RE READY RIGHT NOW.

BUT EMOTIONALLY,PSYCHOLOGICALLY,

WE'RE NOT SURE.YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO DECIDE.

DECIDE WHETHER YOU LIKE YOUR BODY-

OKAY, I WILL NEVER EAT ANOTHERBANANA AS LONG AS I LIVE.

I THINK IT WAS GOODSHE WAS SO BLUNT.

I MEAN WE'RE NOT ALL GOINGTO WAIT UNTIL WE GET MARRIED.

I'M GOING TO STRANGLE SPINNER.CAN YOU BELIEVE HE ASKED THAT?

I MEAN, HELLO, WHO ELSE INTHIS SCHOOL

HAS BEEN GOING OUT FOREIGHT MONTHS?

WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU AND JIMMY?

I MEAN EIGHT MONTHSIS A LONG TIME.

OUR RELATIONSHIP IS DEEP ENOUGHWITHOUT SEX.

LOOK WHAT HE MADE ME FOROUR ANNIVERSARY.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HIS HEART.

IT LOOKS MORE LIKEA PILE OF-

I THINK IT'S SWEET.

IT IS SO ROMANTIC.

ROMANTIC OR-

WHAT?

WELL, YOU GOT HIM A $50 SILVERCHAIN, RIGHT?

AND HE GOT YOU A HUNK OF CLAY?BUT, WHAT DO I KNOW?

SPINNER IS READING?QUICK, RECORD THE TIME OF DAY.

YO MAN, SHAKESPEARE WAS WILD.

JULIET LIKE DOES IT WITH ROMEOAT THIRTEEN.

YOU KNOW, I GUESS SHE WAS READYPHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY,

YOU KNOW?

HEY ROMEO, I'VE MEMORIZEDMY LINES ALREADY.

I HEARD SHE DID IT LAST SUMMERAT CAMP WITH THE COUNSELLOR.

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. REMEMBER?

RIGHT. ASHLEY YOU'LL-NEVER-GETPAST-SECOND-BASE KERWIN.

SPINNER YOU-BETTER-SHUT-YOURMOUTH MASON.

LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU'VEGOT TWO DINERS

BUT ONLY ONE IS SELLING FRIES.

AND YOU'VE REALLY GOT A CRAVINGFOR FRIES.

SHUT UP!

I COULD HELP YOU WITH YOURASSIGNMENT. I GET STRAIGHT A'S.

AND I GET STRAIGHT D'S.SO WHY ROCK THE BOAT?

OH. HEY, SEAN.

THE LEATHERBACK TURTLE.IS THAT FOR MEDIA IMMERSION?

ISN'T EMMA ALREADY DOINGENDANGERED TURTLES

FOR HER ASSIGNMENT?

I WAS INSPIRED AFTER LEARNINGABOUT MAMA ONU

TO UNCOVER THE PLIGHT OF OTHERTURTLES. THAT'S OKAY ISN'T IT?

OF COURSE. WHO KNEW I COULDHAVE SUCH AN IMPACT.

YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS DVDIN THE VIDEO STORE

THE OTHER DAY.

IT'S A DOCUMENTARYON ENDANGERED SPECIES.

WE SHOULD WATCH IT TOMORROWNIGHT.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOINGTO THE MOVIES.

MAYBE THE FUTURE OF HELPLESSANIMALS

IS A LITTLE MORE IMPORTANTTHAN THAT.

WE CAN WATCH IT AT MY PLACE.MY DAD WON'T LET ME GO OUT

ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.BUT YOU GUYS CAN COME OVER.

HOW ABOUT YOU, SEAN?WANT TO COME?

NO, I'VE GOT OTHER PLANS.SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS A BITMUCH?

'OH HI, EMMA. I'VE RENTED THISDVD FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.'

J. T., YOU BETTER SHUT UP.

'I WAS SO INSPIREDBY MAMA ONU

AND THE PLIGHT OF OTHERTURTLES.

EMMA, I - I LOVE YOU.'

YOU DO KNOW THAT PHYSICALVIOLENCE VIOLATES

THE DEGRASSI CODE OF CONDUCT,DON'T YOU?

VIOLATES THE CODE OF CONDUCT?

I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES.

OH VENDOR SAINT,LET LIPS DO ENHANCE YOU,

THEY PRAY. GRANT NOW,LEST FATE TURN TO DESPAIR.

SAINTS DO NOT MOVEGRANT NOW FOR PRAYER'S SAKE.

THEN MOVE NOT WHILEMY PRAYERS AFFECT THY TAKE.

THUS FROM MY LIPS BYTHINE MY SIN IS PERCHED.

MADAM, YOUR MOTHER CRAVESA WORD WITH YOU.

ASHLEY, YOU DON'T COMEIN FOR ANOTHER HALF PAGE.

OKAY, WHY DON'T WE STARTFROM THE TOP AND KEEP DOING

WHAT YOU'RE DOING BECAUSE YOURCHEMISTRY IS GREAT.

ASH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

IT'S JUST A HOMEWORKASSIGNMENT.

YOU DON'T GET IT.EVEN WHEN WE WERE LITTLE,

ANYTHING I EVER HAD, PAIGE HADTO HAVE TOO.

I HAVE TO DRAW THE LINEAT MY BOYFRIEND.

WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

HEY ASH, YOU WERE A GREATNURSE.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING,PAIGE MICHAELCHUK.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'M NOT BLIND. YOU WEREALL OVER JIMMY IN THERE.

IT'S CALLED REHEARSAL.

IT'S CALLED BACK STABBING.

ASHLEY, WE'RE STUDYINGROMEO AND JULIET -

NOT JULIUS CAESAR, OKAY?

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

ANYWAY, JUST BECAUSE YOU TWOHAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR LIKE

FOREVER DOESN'T MEAN THAT JIMMYIS BORED OF YOU.

AT LEAST HE'S NEVER SAIDSO TO ME.

YOU'VE HEARD JIMMYIS BORED WITH ME?

NOT AT ALL. BUT IF I WERE YOU,I'D MAKE SURE HE WASN'T -

BEFORE SOMEONE WITH A LITTLEMORE CHEMISTRY COMES ALONG.

HEY, ASHLEY. I WAS LOOKINGFOR YOU. I JUST -

YEAH.

WHOA. WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

DIDN'T YOU LIKE IT?

SURE.

WELL, IF YOU LIKE THAT YOU'LLLOVE WHAT I HAVE PLANNED

FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY.

MOM IS GOING TO SEE JEFFPERFORM IN HIS ORCHESTRA

AND TOBY IS GOING TO A FRIEND'SHOUSE.

SO WE'LL BE ALL ALONE. REMEMBERWHAT DR. SALLY SAID TODAY?

WELL, I'M READY.

HE SCORES.THE CROWD GOES WILD!

HEY!

WHAT'S WITH YOU TODAY?

FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY, ASH WANTSTO GIVE ME THE ULTIMATE GIFT.

A FERRARI.

YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.NO. WHAT JULIET GAVE ROMEO.

ASH WANTS TO HAVE SEX!MAN, YOU'RE GONNA GET SOME?

YOU GOT HORSESHOESUP YOUR BUTT.

YEAH COOL, HUH?

LOOK, TO MARK THIS HEROICOCCASION

I THINK YOU BETTER GET LITTLEJIMMY JR. THERE A PRESENT.

WHAT?

CONDOMS, YOU IDIOT.

CONDOMS. RIGHT.

FRENCH DELIGHT, THAI TICKLER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CANBUY CONDOMS ON THE NET.

TERRI, YOU CAN BUY ANYTHINGON THE NET.

WHY ISN'T JIMMY, YOU KNOW,TAKING CARE OF THIS?

YOU HEARD WHAT DR. SALLY SAID.

IT'S THE GUY'S AND THE GIRL'SRESPONSIBILITY.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE MAKINGTHE RIGHT DECISION?

OF COURSE. I MEAN JIMMYAND I LOVE EACH OTHER, RIGHT?

IT'S JUST YOU SAID YOURRELATIONSHIP

WAS DEEP ENOUGH WITHOUT SEX.THEN PAIGE-

THIS HAS NOTHINGTO DO WITH PAIGE.

I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO REGRETTHIS LATER. IT'S A BIG DEAL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M LISTENINGTO RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

FROM SOMEONE WHO'S NEVEREVEN HAD A DATE.

OKAY, I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR DINNER.

THERE'S NOTHING!

SOMETHING WRONG?

YEAH. PEOPLE THAT ARE HUNTINGGREEN TURTLES

HAVE ALSO WIPED THEM OFFCYBER SPACE.

HM, CAN I TRY?

GO AHEAD. BUT IT'S HOPELESS...

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

IT'S A LITTLE GIFT I HAVE.

??

TOBY.

TOBY! IF WE'RE GOINGTO WORK ON THIS TOGETHER,

CAN YOU AT LEAST TRYAND STAY AWAKE?

SORRY.

WHOA! CHECK OUT THIS SITE.

THERE'S TONS OF STUFFON TURTLES.

WAY MORE THAN I'D HOPED FOR.

HEY. UM, I AH, NEED TO GET IN.

SO ARE WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?

HEY ASHLEY, AT REHEARSALTOMORROW,

WE CAN DO IT WITHOUT YOU.

IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHINGELSE.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

WELL, THE SCENE IS ALL ABOUTJIMMY AND ME.

SO WHY SHOULD YOU WAIT AROUNDFOR WHAT, JUST TWO LINES?

BUT IT'S UP TO YOU, OF COURSE.

WE ARE SO ON FOR TONIGHT.

COME ON, YOU GUYS.LET'S WATCH TOBY'S DVD.

EMMA! YOU SAID YOU'D HELP PROOFTHIS ISSUE OF THE GRAPEVINE.-

REMEMBER? IT'S SCHEDULEDIN MY PALM PILOT.

RIGHT. I'LL BE THEREIN AN HOUR. I PROMISE.

WHOOP.

OH! MOM,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

LAST TIME I LOOKED,I LIVED HERE.

BUT AREN'T YOU GOINGTO SEE JEFF PERFORM TONIGHT?

YEP. THAT'S WHY I HAD TO COMEHOME AND MAKE MYSELF GORGEOUS.

[Knock at door]

OH. I'LL GET IT.

OKAY.

PACKAGE FOR YOU.

HI.

HEY, WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

OH AH, YOU KNOW,JUST GIRL STUFF.

GIRL STUFF?WHAT KIND OF GIRL STUFF?

MOM?

OKAY, OKAY.

WELL, COME ON.THEY WON'T BITE YOU.

I'LL GET THESE.

WELL, ARE YOU SURETHIS IS THE RIGHT SIZE FOR YOU?

CAUSE WE'VE GOT SMALL, MEDIUM,LARGE AND EXTRA LARGE.

THOSE ARE FINE.

THEN YOU'VE ALSO GOT YOURCHOICE

OF REGULAR AND SUPER SENSITIVE.

JUST RING THEM IN.

BUT THEN THERE'S COLOURSTO THINK OF.

BECAUSE PERSONALLY, I THINKA LITTLE BIT OF COLOUR

SPICES THINGS UP.

JUST RING THEM IN, PLEASE.

OKAY.

HEY.

HI.

SO?

RIGHT.

ARE YOU SURE MY EDITORIALON SCHOOL FOUNTAINS

BACTERIA BREEDERSISN'T TOO LONG?

POSITIVE.

GREAT. HEY, ON THE WAY HOMEWANT TO GRAB A SMOOTHIE?

UM, ACTUALLY, I FORGOT.

FORGOT WHAT? NOT SOMETHINGFOR THE PAPER I HOPE?

NO. SEAN ASKED ME TO HELP HIMAFTER SCHOOL. I'VE GOTTA RUN.

OKAY. SEE YOU TOMORROW THEN.OR, AS THEY SAY IN ITALY,

A DOMANI.

SPRINGER SPANIELS? HARDLYON THE ENDANGERED LIST.

SO? MR. SIMPSON DIDN'TSAY THEY HAD TO BE.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. OF COURSENOT. WHY SPRINGER SPANIELS?

I USED TO HAVE ONE WHEN I LIVEDWITH MY PARENTS. CHARLIE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

I HAD TO LEAVE HIM.

MY BROTHER'S BUILDING,IT DOESN'T ALLOW DOGS.

YOU MUST MISS HIM.

HE WAS SORT OF DUMB, YOU KNOW.HE CHASED HIS OWN TAIL.

HE WAS AFRAID OF CATS.BUT, I MISS HIM - A LOT.

WHAT'S WRONG?

ASH?...

I'M AH, I'M JUST GOINGTO GO AND FRESHEN UP.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

COME ON, ASH. GROW UP!

YOU CAN DO THIS. JUST GROW UP.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, I--.

ASH, WHAT'S WRONG?

I CAN'T. I'M SORRY, JIMMY,BUT I JUST CAN'T.

MAYBE SOMEBODY LIKE PAIGE CAN.

WHAT DID YOU SAY? ABOUT PAIGE?

JUST - MAYBE SHE'S THE GIRL FOR YOU.

YOU THINK BECAUSE OF THISSHAKESPEARE STUFF,

I WANT TO BE WITH PAIGE?

SHE'S READY TO DO THIS.SHE'S DONE THIS. BUT I'M NOT.

GOOD. CAUSE TO BE HONEST,NEITHER AM I.

I CAN'T BELIEVE EMMADIDN'T SHOW UP.

SHE'S PROBABLY STILL AT SCHOOL.YOU KNOW WHAT LIBERTY IS LIKE.

EMMA'S LUCKY. THAT BORING DVD

ALMOST PUT ME ON THE ENDANGEREDSPECIES LIST.

I RENTED IT FOR HER!

ASH, I'M HOME.

OH, TOBY. UM, YOU'RE HOMEEARLY.

WE WERE JUST-

UM, MAKING DECORATIONS.

YEAH. FOR THE DANCE.

DO YOU THINK I'M A COMPLETEIDIOT?

YOU BETTER GET THESE CONDOMSAWAY

BEFORE DAD AND KATE GET HOME.I'M GOING TO BED.

AND JIMMY, GIRLS ARE NOT WORTHIT - BELIEVE ME.

OW!

WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING?

A SYMBOL OF OUR LOVE.

OH, I ALMOST FORGOT...

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN-

NO. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT -JULIET.

ROMEO.

--THE ONE ABOUT THE GUYTHAT GOES BACK IN TIME?

OH REALLY?

YOU GUYS, SORRY ABOUT LASTNIGHT.

DID LIBERTY CHEW YOUR EAR OFF?

NO. I RAN INTO SEAN. WE JUSTSTARTED TALKING.

HE USED TO HAVE THIS DOG-

OH. SO YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOTHERSHOWING UP.

NOT EVEN A PHONE CALL?

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

YOU SAID YOU'D COME. WHAT KINDOF FRIEND ARE YOU ANYWAY?

WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

AH, HE'S GOT A MAJOR CRUSH ONYOU.

TOBY? WHAT?

HEY. HOW'D IT GO?...

AW... WHAT? YOU GUYS DIDN'T-

MAN, WE WERE THIS CLOSE.

THEN HER BROTHER CAME HOMEEARLY. MESSED UP EVERYTHING.

THAT SUCKS. WANT METO TAKE CARE OF HIM?

HEY. ABOUT WHAT I SAIDYESTERDAY?

I WAS TOTALLY OUT OF LINE.I GUESS I WAS JUST NERVOUS.

NOT THAT THAT'S AN EXCUSE.

FINE.

I'M SORRY, TERRI.I'M REALLY SORRY.

ANYWAY, JIMMY REALLYLIKED HIS GIFT.

YOU GUYS DIDN'T ACTUALLY...

NO, OF COURSE NOT.IT WASN'T RIGHT.

JIMMY WASN'T UPSET?

NO, HE WAS PRETTY COOL ABOUTIT.

ENTIRELY COOL ABOUT IT,ACTUALLY.

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