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Principal: And we hope to have our overactive furnace repaired

As soon as possible.

Merry christmas, ladies.

Merry christmas.

Melanie: So how'd you do?

I think okay.

I'm glad exams are over.

Yeah.

Christmas is the best time of the year.

Choir: ? ...A merry christmas and a happy new year. ?

? now bring us some figgy pudding ?

? now bring us... ?

Hi, yick.

Merry christmas, arthur.

Gee, thanks.

Hey, got you something, too.

It's exactly what you've always needed.

When I saw it, I knew it was perfect.

It sure is big.

Just because it looks big

Doesn't mean it is.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Was it expensive?

When it's perfect, money's no object.

That means it's expensive.

Yick, christmas has nothing to do with money.

Easy for you to say-- you're rich!

Why do you bug me about being rich?

It's true, ever since you won that lottery.

You don't have to remind me.

I can say what I want

And I say you're rich.

Come on, yick.

You are rich.

I won't give you a present, then.

Fine, I don't care about your dumb present.

? wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely ?

? gee, I got to go to school ?

? I don't think I can make it, don't think I can take it ?

? I'm wondering what I'm going to do ?

? but when I look around, I see ?

? that someone is smiling right at me ?

? wait! ?

? that someone's talking to me ?

? hey! I've got a new friend. ?

? everybody can succeed ?

? all you need is to believe ?

? be honest with yourself ?

? forget your fears and doubts ?

? come on, give us a try ?

? at degrassi junior high. ?

Woman: Oh, this is just lovely.

Oh, that's a perfect touch.

Just great!

The best christmas tree I've ever seen.

Oh, and casey, merry christmas!

Where's the part I ordered?

I'm sorry, I don't know.

It's on back order-- that's the best we can do.

Hey, louella, when will the furnace be fixed?

My fault the part I requisitioned hasn't arrived?

So it'll stay this hot?

Good guess, goofball.

We've got to have the weirdest janitor in history.

She called me goofball.

It's okay, joey.

We apologize for the problems with the heating system.

We're doing everything we can and I'm confident...

What's wrong with your cousin?

I don't know, but I'm going to fix it.

Come on, arthur.

Where's your good mood?

It's christmas.

I was in a good mood, till yick ruined it.

He called me rich.

You are rich.

That's not the point--

I hate being reminded all the time.

It's dumb to fight on the last day before the holidays.

He started it.

Go away.

Why do you keep calling arthur rich?

He is rich.

You know it bugs him.

So what? Quit bugging me.

Go away.

Come on, arthur.

It's supposed to be the season of peace and goodwill.

Can't you at least talk to each other?

Yeah, right.

You've been friends forever.

Remember how you met?

I'm showing him the ropes.

How's it going, arty?

Uh, arthur, it's arthur.

No problem.

Your class, mr. Kobalewscuy.

We'll see you maybe later.

See you around. Thanks, joey.

Hey, guys, this is definitely not my class.

What a broomhead!

Arthur: Joey, let me out!

I'm looking for miss avery's class.

Miss avery? We're in the same room.

Do you know where it is?

No, but it's got to be somewhere.

Maybe we can look for it together.

Come on.

That was a long time ago, and besides, he's changed.

I'm not the one that's changed.

But you've been friends ever since you came to degrassi.

Swamp sex robots!

This is pornography!

You want to see this, don't you?

Yeah.

It's so hot it'll fry your eyeballs.

I'll call to tell you when my mom leaves.

Can others come watch?

Sure.

I wonder what swamp sex robots do exactly.

I don't know, but we'll find out.

All right!

See you.

Don't watch it till I come back tonight.

Okay, bye.

Hey, yick.

Hey, arthur.

Hey, arthur.

Hey, hey!

Hey!

Dorothy: You've been friends too long to stop over something dumb.

If he apologizes, I might talk to him

But he has to apologize.

I'm not apologizing.

Fine then, neither am I.

Fine.

Have a merry christmas.

Kathleen: What do you do at christmas?

Maya: Jews don't have christmas; we celebrate hanukkah.

What happens at hanukkah?

Thank goodness that exam is finally over.

Don't worry, you'll do fine.

You got the best mark last year.

I could study then.

A baby couldn't take up that much time.

You have to pay attention every minute.

She sounds like a monster.

She seems like one sometimes.

I don't know if I'll pass any of my exams.

My marks are way down.

I might flunk.

You'll do fine.

Don't worry.

No way, miss straight-a nelson.

Will christine nelson please report to mr. Lawrence's office?

That's me.

Bye. See you.

Good luck.

Hey spike, how's emma?

Fine.

She won't let me see her.

Forget about the baby.

Why? She's mine.

Don't worry about her.

She's half mine.

Shane: Spike won't let me see emma.

I don't know-- she just won't.

Come on, yick.

What about the times he's helped you?

Him, help me?

What times?

What about when he lent you stephanie's papers?

Raditch: Mr. Yick yu, who else?

Listen, mr. Yu, the disorganized.

Your work is...

How can I explain this to you?

There's ten seconds left.

You're down by 50 points, and you don't care.

Kindly pay attention.

Next week I would like to see

Clear essays.

He picks on me.

He thinks I'm stupid

Always gives me the same crummy marks

Doesn't even read my stuff.

Sure he does.

No, I could hand in einstein's paper

I'd get a "d" or "f."

What if we did an experiment?

What sort of an experiment?

You could copy a paper from raditch's class last year

And we'd know if he marked you harder.

Where will you get it?

Stephanie.

It won't make a difference.

He'll give me a bad mark anyway.

It's worth a try.

Cheers. Cheers.

Hi.

Do you have it?

All right, a "b-plus"!

Raditch: And finally, mr. Yu, the disorganized.

An "a"-- an "a-minus", true

But an "a" nonetheless.

Congratulations, yick, real improvement.

Yick: Yeah, he was a big help-- I got in trouble.

This proves he's an unfair marker.

The marks should be the same.

He was so impressed I could do anything.

He gave me too good a mark.

Maybe you should talk to him about this.

No way-- I still need stephanie's papers.

I was particularly interested in yours, mr. Yu.

Yes, I was quite taken by what you wrote.

It was clear, lucid--

Yes, I was impressed.

Not as impressed as I was last year

When I first read this paper.

How did you get stephanie kaye's paper?

I'm waiting, mr. Yu.

I gave it to him, sir.

I want a paper from both of you

On why you did this and why it was wrong.

You'll write it tonight during detention.

Am I understood?

So? You were cheating

And remember what happened after we got caught?

This is so unfair--

Missing basketball practice.

We did cheat.

Whose side are you on?

See if I help you practice basketball again.

At least I'm trying to play.

You're not trying, you're cheating.

You're using mr. Raditch as an excuse.

I think it's a good paper, yick.

For real this time.

An "a" paper.

Thanks to me

You got the first good mark you ever had.

What should we get mom?

I have no idea.

Spike's been gone a long time.

You don't think she flunked?

No. I hope not.

She worked so hard.

It wouldn't be fair.

There she is!

Look what she's got!

It's emma!

What's emma doing here?

The girl that minds her-- her dad got in an accident.

He's okay...

Spike's baby! I've got to see her.

Me, too. Me, too.

And you?

No.

This is her first christmas ever!

Spike: We were once this tiny.

Monster.

She's not a little monster.

I can't imagine her giving you a hard time.

Girl: She's so adorable.

Erica: She looks a lot like you, spike.

Joey: Where can I get one?

Principal: We're doing everything we can.

I'm confident the temperature will return to normal very soon.

I help you more than you help me.

When?

I taught you to play basketball.

I didn't make the team.

What about when you had those dreams?

What dreams?

Uh, never mind.

If not for me, you'd have a complex.

Attendance is highly recommended.

Hi, arthur-- been looking for you.

I was here.

What's with the book?

Uh, nothing.

What's with you? You've been acting weird.

Sit down.

I've been having weird dreams lately.

So?

I mean really weird.

Kind of where you wake up and you sort of... Leak.

Oh, you mean a wet dream.

Shh!

Lots of people get them.

Once a week?

Once a week?

Maybe I'm becoming a sex maniac.

No!

Maybe all those wet dreams are normal.

Shh!

I wish I could talk to somebody.

What about your dad?

No, he'll think I'm a pervert.

I don't want to call dr. Sally tonight.

She's only on once a week.

Next week.

Don't be so chicken.

This is your big chance.

You ask.

No way.

What if somebody recognizes my voice?

Who'll recognize it?

Melanie.

Hi, this is the sex show.

I'm on!

Hello? Do you have a question?

My friend gets a lot of wet dreams-- is he a pervert?

I'm not a pervert.

You're a chicken.

You're a broomhead!

I'm a broomhead?

Wet dreams are very common for young guys.

It's one of the first indications of puberty.

Your friend is perfectly okay.

He's not a pervert or an animal out of control.

Wet dreams are the body's way of relieving sexual tension...

I would've called her without you.

But what were the dreams about?

Uh, it's not important.

Well, I helped you get a date with melanie.

Hi, arthur.

Hi, melanie.

Hi.

You like melanie?

Yeah, sort of-- I'd like to ask her out.

So ask her.

I can't-- she might say no.

She might say yes-- you've got to try.

See you after band practice.

Bye.

Thanks, arthur.

Hi, yick.

Um...

Why didn't you ask?

I couldn't.

It looks like you need some serious help...

From me.

How will this work?

It'll put her in the mood.

She can't say no after a compliment.

You're the expert.

One more practice.

Your eyes are so blue.

They remind me of swimming pools.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Those things haven't been right yet.

Hi, melanie.

Hi, yick.

Your eyes are as blue as "pimming swools."

I mean, um...

"pimming swools?"

What?

What are "pimming swools"?

"pimming swools?"

What was that all about?

Broomhead!

You call that help?

She didn't go out with me till I stopped listening to you.

And our thought for the holidays is goodwill.

She's so cute!

You know, like the ads on tv

And a ten-speed and a radio-control car.

There's more to christmas than presents.

Look at that!

Well, they are the best part.

The best part is seeing my grandparents.

There's wheels.

Poor guy--

His first christmas since his parents died.

Let's go talk to him.

Hey, wheels!

Merry christmas!

Listen...

You can come over for christmas dinner.

I'm having dinner with my grandparents.

They're invited, too.

My grandpa's kind of old.

So?

So... He kind of drools when he eats.

It's christmas-- anyone can drool if they want.

My mom's making ceppi di natale.

It's italian.

I'd go for it.

Okay, I'll ask my grandma.

All right!

Did you see spike's kid?

I saw it-- where's shane?

Right there, but he won't go up to her.

Hi, emma.

Can I hold her?

No.

I've been helping support her

And I've been giving you half my allowance.

Please?

It's christmas.

Go on.

It can't hurt.

Okay, but only for a bit.

Hi, emma.

It's daddy.

That was nice.

That was beautiful.

They look good together.

Yeah, they do.

You broke my vase.

It wasn't valuable.

So you still broke it.

You lied, and it was thanks to me your speech was good.

Let's play basketball.

I have to do research for my project.

Research? Isn't it supposed to be about your family?

I can't write about being poor and living with relatives.

Tell them about before you got here.

Who cares about refugees?

I need something interesting.

That's it!

It's been in my family for thousands of years.

It's very valuable.

What dynasty it?

Oh, ming or manchu, I don't know.

Both maybe.

My father knows an antique dealer

Who could appraise it.

Maybe later.

Oh, no!

Tv announcer: ...Concludes our programming for today-- good night.

Or return them directly to alex yanko...

So where's my vase?

Um...

Come on, today's my speech, I need it.

You've wrecked it!

It was an accident-- I'm sorry.

I'll pay for it.

Now I don't have anything to show.

Just tell them how you and your family got here.

Who cares about boat people?

But it's a great story

And it really happened.

We were at sea for more than a month.

We had little to eat.

We finally got to a safe port.

We escaped with only our clothes.

That's why I don't have anything to show.

Thank you, yick.

That was truly excellent.

On that note, class is dismissed.

That was amazing!

It was your dumb idea to play mr. Fix-it.

I was trying to help.

You call that help?

You're a broomhead.

You're a liar.

Don't call me liar.

That's what you are-- liar!

Liar! Broomhead!

What's wrong with you guys?

It's the season of peace and goodwill

And you're acting like scrooges.

Look at all the stuff you've done together.

Look at all the fun you've had.

You even bought each other presents.

If you want to ruin everything

Over something really dumb, you're both broomheads.

I can't take much more of this heat.

I'm burning up.

There's louella.

Find out when the furnace will be fixed.

Hey, louella.

Did you fix the furnace?

It's fixed-- for now.

All right!

Hey, guys, louella fixed the furnace.

Not bad for a woman.

Goofball.

I think dorothy's right.

This is dumb.

Yeah, it is.

I'd still like you to have this.

Thanks-- I'd still like you to have this.

Can I open it now?

Sure-- I'll open mine.

I only spent a little--

All I could afford.

It's embarrassing sometimes being poor.

Yick, who cares how much you spent?

Everyone knows it's the thought that counts.

All right, a calculator!

For counting your money.

This is it?

Fooled you.

My family tries to make it so you can't guess what it is.

I still don't know.

It's a strap... For holding up your glasses.

Choir: ? we wish you a merry christmas ?

? we wish you a merry christmas... ?

So you don't have to push them up all the time.

What did this cost, three bucks?

So?

I spent $14.95 on yours.

It's the thought that counts, right?

Yeah, right.

Merry christmas, arthur.

Happy holidays, broomhead.

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