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I'm here on a supply run,
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doing something completely unheard of.
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The falcated duck male...
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it possesses an elaborate tail plumage,
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which I plan on recreating,
using a little known technique,
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which uses paper feathers.
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The tail plumage is
actually a sign of fitness
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and it denotes the male sexual vitality.
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This duck fucks.
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I inherited it from Rod Carrow.
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No. He won the nationals in '83.
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Yep. There's a lot of
history in this tool.
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You want to hold it?
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Come on. Don't tease me.
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Go on.
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Oh my God. It's like a lightning rod.
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I gotta tell ya,
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that chisel helped me rough out
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some of the best ducks I ever carved.
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And do you miss it? Carving?
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Every day.
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Enjoy it while you've got it, kid.
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Brunswick.
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Peltier.
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Oh, boy!
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There's a lot of delicate egos
coming through this competition
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and this arrangement
takes a lot of brain power.
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A star next the name
on this list indicates
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that someone has requested that
they not be placed next to you.
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Imagine...
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Wait a minute.
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Hold on.
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That just might be it.
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Dennis!
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Yeah?!
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- Dennis, come here!
- What?!
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- Come up!
- What?!
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Oh, wow.
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You cracked it.
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It nearly killed me, but
I think I really did it.
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This is...
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What? What is it?
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Open your eyes, Barb.
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You got Frank Brunswick
next to Ed Macyk.
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That's suicide!
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I can't do it. it's too much!
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Pull yourself together! Come on!
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There's thirty-six
people relying on you!
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You think I don't know that?!
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You lost?
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Draw knife bit the dust.
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So, I thought I'd patronize a
struggling small business owner.
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The only thing I'm
struggling to do is understand
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why you didn't just order one online.
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Oh, God, the history here...
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It's like two rutting
bucks locking horns.
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Alberta carving has
been a three-horse race
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for the last twenty years...
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Donald "The Loonatic" Sinclair,
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Rhett Peltier, and Frank Brunswick.
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Frank Brunswick has never
taken home the crown.
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Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
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Rhett and The Loonatic
have been trading the title
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back and forth, until, three years ago,
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when Rhett had to step off
the competition circuit.
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Tremors.
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And well, we lost The Loonatic.
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And so, now,
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Frank Brunswick is the top dog.
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I'll take a draw knife.
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That's a serious tool, Brunswick.
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Before purchase,
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I'm gonna have to ask you if
you're capable to handle it.
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Peltier...
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I doubt you'd be able to
ID tupelo from basswood.
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That's rich, coming from
Frank "The Copycat" Brunswick.
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He's never carved an
original decoy in his life.
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- Ball hockey.
- Oh, yeah?
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'92?
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You showed up with an exact replica
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of Russ Mann's shoveler,
which won in '86.
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I've never heard of Russ Mann.
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What about '98?
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Andy Pelech set the circuit
on fire with a Canvas Back,
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and lo and behold, old
Brunswick here shows up with,
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you guessed it, a Canvas Back.
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You don't have an
original bone in your body.
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Oh my God.
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It is a cage match!
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No one, and I mean no one,
on the circuit has relied more
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on sucking up to the
judges than you, Rhett.
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I lobbied for blind submissions...
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keep the carver out of it...
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and you were the one who was so scared.
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It's duck carving, Frank!
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You can't separate the
carver from the duck!
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You want to sterilize carving,
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surround yourself with
diagrams and charts.
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But by God, you'll never get it.
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Nothing about duck
carving has to be correct;
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it just has to be true.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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Just give me the damn knife and I'll go.
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Take the knife,
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free of charge.
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I don't want you having any excuses
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when you lose again this year.
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You and old Donald Sinclair,
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playing grab ass in the winner's
circle for the last ten years.
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I'm glad he's gone.
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Get out.
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My technique will finally get
the recognition it deserves.
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The only thing you deserve
is a rotary tool up your ass.
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The joke's on him...
I don't use power tools.
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How about this?
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Whoops. So long.
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You weren't actually going
to stab him, were you?
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I brought dinner!
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Dinner? I just met her.
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That one doesn't work.
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Ehh. It kind of does.
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And yeah, no, dinner would be fantastic.
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I'll take it in my studio.
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Your studio?
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This is our dining room
and you're not a painter.
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Painter?
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I just met her!
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She loves it.
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The Mallard duck has managed
to exist in man's world
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and he's done it most successfully.
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You win.
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For a more complete
story on the mallard duck,
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why not contact the Canadian
Wildlife Service in Ottawa?
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I... I know now why my
dad loved this so much.
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It's so peaceful.
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And when you see it come
together from a block of wood,
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you feel so... accomplished.
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The time I wasted when he was around
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and I took it for granted.
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I could have done this
with him a hundred times,
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I never did.
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I only thought about myself.
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You know, he's never talked
about his dad that much
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since he's passed.
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I'd like to return this wood.
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What seems to be the issue, Zeke?
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Carver's block.
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You hear about it happening to people,
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just don't think it's
gonna happen to you.
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I see.
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Zeke, brother...
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I owe you an apology.
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No. I'm the one that
needs to apologize...
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to the wood, to the trees,
to the gods of carving.
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No. This block's defective.
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- Defective?
- Yeah, man.
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I must swap this. No charge.
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Hang on.
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I am so sorry, man.
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You really should be a
little more careful, Rhett.
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Some people go crazy when it
comes this carving business.
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They can lose their minds!
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It's irresponsible.
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Sorry, Zeke.
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Won't happen again..
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I knew there was something
off with that wood.
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Exact same piece of wood.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Ex... excited for the
competition, I bet.
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Maybe you'll meet a
nice guy there this year.
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Someone to date. Wouldn't that be nice?
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Well...
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... I'll leave you to it.
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That would be nice, but
I don't have much hope.
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It doesn't help that the
average age at the competition
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is probably 70 and...
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none of the seniors want a relationship.
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They just wanna hook up.
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It's done.
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Oh my God.
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- All done.
- Wow.
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Looks pretty good, this one.
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I think so, too.
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I hope the judges agree.
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Thank you, Dennis.
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We will get this done, Barb, okay?
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Somehow we will.
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We have to.
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Starting from scratch.
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- No!
- I'm sorry.
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It's late, babe.
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I'm almost done.
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Wow. It looks great.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Just have to glue these
eyes on and then I'm done.
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It's kind of absurd.
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The rules say they have to be glass.
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Wait, there's rules?
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Are there? There's twenty pages of them.
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No. You've got to be kidding me.
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Look at this.
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"Carvers will be judged on how
well they capture the bird's jizz."
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Please tell me that "jizz" means
something else in duck carving.
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Thankfully, it does. There's
no jizz capturing happening.
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It's just... you know, it
means the bird as a whole. Okay?
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Well, it seems safer to say that.
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We carvers prefer "jizz."
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I, um... I know you'll be happy
to see this all cleaned up.
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I'll tidy everything before
I go to Lloyd tomorrow
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and then, I'll be out of your hair.
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About that, um...
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Sarah's in town this weekend.
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- Okay.
- She offered to take my shifts.
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I'm coming with you.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You're coming to Lloydminster?
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Yeah. I don't wanna miss it.
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I gotta make sure you capture that jizz.
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