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come on people with boots behaviour

stranger entering your life so do i

straight yeah yeah yeah

dreamed about you every

back together in here the cranky this

summer will be even better than last

year

yeah now the roller we can do a lot more

stuff Caves activities

I missed you so much I read both your

letters

I live the picture you sent me with you

and your pom-poms oh oh I wanted that

picture back the second I sent it mail

it so demented with the spikes

may have so much better than blood there

were you keep it down the hole but isn't

interested well pardon me Miss

Congeniality why don't you mind your own

business

clearly jealous zero fashion sense I

don't know Dracula

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excuse me you are Peter right there are

a couple of guys back there who want to

counter it

what's your need

oh you know things are gonna be

different to me this year Chuck's gained

four pounds do 11 push up a swim 9 laps

this is gonna keep my ear back oh sorry

it's good

pony I warned you about c40 in the

aisles now sit down

you're just lucky you're in shake about

you

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hey what

representin

Oh

we're gonna kill her

what are you doing here now is that any

way to make new counselors feel welcome

Roger birth trail bike instructor and

counselor of Sycamore B and this is

penny the new waterskiing instructor

very surfing and my name is petty

of course it is silly me you've got to

be kidding right

hi thanks for sticking up for me no big

deal uh my name is max Lindsey it's a

beautiful name I hate it oh well it was

nice meeting you yeah you stay dry

yes sir this is gonna be my both in your

bunk counselor welcome to camp

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Millie all those years cooped up as an

accountant this is what I was dreaming

it look at those kids huh oh thanks wish

me luck honey good luck sweetheart from

now on I think you should pay a little

bit more attention to your attire why

what's the matter with what I have on

there's not enough of it look boys will

be boys always shouting unbeaten I mean

do camp director Colonel mark right off

the bat I want to assure you veteran

campers that I will be continuing the

same fun-filled tradition asst major

Milton Captain Steve now beginning next

weekend we are going to have a 14th

annual camp Cucamonga Battle of the

bunks this clown he's my father now the

team with the most points he's very

elegant will be given ready a free day

in town chaperone the court

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but I failed to mention that each camper

will receive $25 for every member of the

winning team

I know that this summer is gonna be

jam-packed with a lot of fun wonderful

memories as Cucamonga is Apache for

enthusiasm what do you say we we give

out with the camp cheer okay is

everybody ready 1 2 3

Cucamonga Cucamonga we a pie

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start Jennifer you go right under five I

was just thinking - Nikki Courtney he

doesn't know anyone here Raleigh sure

took care of that

hey got that you might not give me a

headache just ignore her Courtney she's

got no manners

how'd you like to have no teeth listen

scuzz bees you have been a pain in the

bed chill out I'm gonna be in this bunk

together all summer

you start out like this you be bunkers

by the fourth of July here chamomile

it's good for stress chewing

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your parents uh-huh

they're really nice-looking couple dad

Saddam look I don't care about making

new friends and having a swell time at

camp so don't bother being nice to me

okay and you don't have to stick up for

me with a queen brat over there either I

can fight my own battles whatever you

say Lily hurry up this waters getting

too cold well honey if you had to chase

Virgil all over camp the least you could

have done was get out of your wet

clothes first well he got me all riled

up tell me those termites were taken

care of

oh it's too hot no sweetheart don't

forget we got to keep the camp in

tip-top condition we're facing that

inspection by the camping Society and

you never know when those inspectors

might show up Marvin

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honey brace yourself

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the inspector will be here tomorrow

afternoon honey this is condition red

first push to the parent asks where the

camp is accredited or not you lose this

seal of approval we'll be out of

business for sure oh don't you worry

your man can handle this I got it

the inspector will dine with us that's

it honey tomorrow and get three juicy

steaks I'll make that for KC's a Chow

hound don't you think that he might want

to eat the same food that the campers

eat sweetheart you want to impress him

oh gee what are you doing here I thought

I fired you I come here for my severance

pay I started on to this you owe me

every two weeks next Wednesday

but since Monday was a holiday but

you're a great athlete and Amos Troy

every black kid isn't bo Jackson but I

do okay well this could be the year my

team wins battle the bucks I'm the best

athlete in camp Thank You Chuck a pretty

good but uh not this is a wash it out

tell me about it

max what are you doing come on man we

have inspection tomorrow in your cubbies

a disgrace Troy if you wanted our

mothers here we would have packed him

hey Chuck never all that telescope why

it's not dark yet setting my sights a

little lower what do you see the girl is

going to take showers oh come on let me

see think you think is cuter than he

went last year yeah so online you can't

take a shower yeah I know your slime

will clog up the drain why don't you

leave her alone

hey try the wake I heard the counselors

go skinny-dipping now who would tell

such a naked lie well good evening

ladies ah fellas I'm afraid I'm gonna

have to teach you guys a lesson and

confiscate this now colonel Marv asked

me to read this to you

lights out regulations camp Cucamonga is

a co-ed camp

I think we've confirmed that tonight huh

and proper behavior must be observed at

all times as I expect staff members to

set an example this rule also applies to

instructors counselors so much for that

fellas now listen go get washed up and I

will see you ladies in the morning okay

see

guess what he's going after yeah well

he's got the right idea

yeah so let's say we take a closer look

at the ladies wait a minute guys guys

you can't do that I mean your hand

Colonel Mars regulations fine sorry

you stay here and polish your trophies

but I'm with you Frankie me too and me

this is kind of a delicate maneuver

bully

you're the camp klutz max no offense

weight room business yeah

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don't even ask even big boys aren't

supposed to be in girls camp after

lights out oh well I had to cheer up a

homesick friend we have regulations at

this camp

Roger even your father has regulations

now as a healthy all-american girl you

have to figure out ways around them it

would be my pleasure to personally

assist you in this test so you can are

somewhere else fine bleep Lizzy why

aren't you in the box because my bunk

mates are boneheads the first day is

always rough freedom campers why don't

you just give the other girls a few days

look I hate him now I'll hate him in a

few days if I come back for a camp

reunion in 20 years I'll him dead okay I

don't even want to be here so just leave

me alone

she's in your bunk a flirt welcome to

camp

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well good morning my friend doesn't like

home stick to me well I gave her a

heckuva tell me you're not alone come on

I just met you yesterday

some girls were fast you oughta know a

number I'm Courtney I know Frank three

full days four ribs aren't bacon fried

eggs and multi pancakes that's the

gamble some uncle special combo why not

eat this crust morning miss screams nice

flower dude is that your new flame max

locket

Marvin we have too much work to do

before the inspector gets here you

should never have fired Virgil well

don't worry I called a handyman in town

and left word it was an emergency

put those steaks in our cabin I don't

want the kitchen staff getting any ideas

stakes stakes good morning campers

I am very happy to announce that tonight

and out of a very special guest we're

going to have a cucamonga cookout

cucamonga is navajo / camp spirit so

what do you say we saw a guest a load of

it by yeah

practicing our camp anthem right now huh

okay ready 1 2 3

you

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one of this

no I

then cherry on top

susie-cake

Jennifer okay good job Jennifer that was

even better than last time you might

tell anything you know sometimes I think

I was born a hundred years too late I

would have made an awesome cowboy

sitting tall in the saddle riding the

trail dyed seeds helped did you hear

that

yeah Wow woman we make a great team dad

yes sir sweetheart I don't know what

I've ever done to deserve a daughter

like you

one of those lucky breaks I guess oh

listen

when that handyman in town gets here you

can go back here

Oh

maybe I'll just walk the rest of the way

good idea uh yeah thanks honey this

Roger Burke character he seems a little

bit reckless and irresponsible what do

you know about this guy is he any good

at what he does

well the women around here seem to think

so oh thank you sweetheart I'd better go

check out the boats I'm exhausted

hmm Marvin this camp needs a handyman

and honey I could use a handyman myself

I'm Sadie bill I'm looking for Colonel

Schechter pretty dolled up for a

handyman ain't you

yeah well my nephew got married this

morning I came straight from the

reception when I got the Colonel's mess

got my tool kit in the truck

think of somebody a man has some old

clothes I could borrow yeah he ain't

borrowing mine I'm out of this dump

well can you tell me what the font

colonel schechter yeah big cabin in the

center a camp he's a colonel I'm general

Koster

sweetheart I'm sorry I haven't been able

to pay much attention to you but the

camp comes first

oh no oh

the inspector honey look we just gotta

stall Cucamonga yes sir I'm Herbert

Himmel

mr. Helme oh we've been expecting you

I'm sorry about the robe I've uh I've

just been enjoying our lake oh no

problem

I bet you think I'm a little overdressed

don't you say that no not really

well uh if I could borrow a pair

overalls I'm all set to give you a camp

but good going-over no I won't hear of

it I mean you've been on the road a long

time I suggest you sit down relax have a

little snack maybe well you know I get

paid by the hour doesn't bother me if it

doesn't bother you doesn't bother me

it's brutal Marv Lily mr. hippo would

you care for some cheese and crackers or

some pate or some grapes

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only the first day Lindsay I'm sure

you'll get something tomorrow my gosh my

pants are so deep for their 15th

anniversary they're gonna relive their

honeymoon flying all the way back to

Niagara Falls

my parents are that way too every year

they renew their vows in church what did

we say I wish I knew I'd keep saying it

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what's I do wrong why are you punishing

me this is not a punishment most kids

would consider it a privilege are you

kidding star campus for boneheads then I

must be a bonehead because I went to

summer camp when I was your age and I

had a terrific time well I bet your camp

didn't make you wear Chipmunks on your

chest Lindsey I'm having enough trouble

with your father I don't need any grief

from you my mind is made up

I'm 14 years old I have my own mind and

I don't want to go I'm 40 years old I'm

your mother and you're going period

you're 41

Oh

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Mina

you don't

I can find a joy well I really

appreciate the Biddle's Colonel Moore

now let's do in these fixing around here

Herbert what do you say we take a little

rider on the leg first

sure all positive you don't Cucamonga is

hoping for hospitality well don't bother

me

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Wow look at that

beef oh my gosh I don't know how you can

eat those steaks in good conscience well

we'll just have to force ourselves Troy

you know this might be just the meal to

share with the opposite sex

what about me

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mom it's Lindsay nothing happened mom

I'm okay

it's just it's not gonna work out here

mom I know I just got here but I can

tell these kids are all different from

me it's not my imagination mom it's the

truth

I want to come home

I realize things are difficult for you

right now hey I'm sorry I think a bad

time to miserable that's just the way it

is how can you come and get me out of

this place

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too busy sure I understand

I gotta get off down mom well I can't

eat well the food stinks yeah I love you

too

Lindsay if something is wrong and you

want to talk about it nothing's wrong

and I don't want to talk about it no you

don't following me

Oh Paul we happen to come across some

steaks and I thought you might want to

share one with me tonight if you're not

too upset I'm not fat max you really

have steaks good one no great maybe a

welcome ah terrific

are you comfortable never felt better

it is delightful well Herbert this sure

beats working for a living doesn't it

that it does that it does

Cornie do you mind artists at work

Jennifer this how would you like to skip

out on those puny hotdogs to cook out

join us for a steak dinner in the woods

how romantic

what do you say Jennifer I don't know I

have to think about it a little Jennifer

please this is the nineties you like him

he likes you

why don't we all go out and have a good

time while we're still young

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okay count me all right thank you guys

at the fire hey guys I got a date for

tonight when do we leave

max there's four states me Dennis amber

and Jennifer it's four people six is a

crowd

dirty-ass that's your problem pal

I mean you invited her to a party that

you are invited to

I'm a phobia with a date you're supposed

to hell great pervert you look like one

of the family love I mean with the

snacks and the boat rides in the back

I'm starting to feel gotta give it a

bump that holes in the screen why don't

I get bad luck what miss one of these

nice juicy thick marinated steaks of

mine

yes me wreck I speak to you for just a

moment

certainly pumpkin excuse me I don't let

this guy's Grammer fool you he's as

sharp his attactive waylaid him all day

and he still found things wrong well

something else is wrong now the steaks

are missing I don't believe it look at

this guy showed up well it's about time

are you Marvin Schecter so I am Marvin

sector house long I know I'm a bit late

the Flatiron rode up here car what in a

ditch been a rough two hours I don't

have time to listen to your life story

pal look there's a map of the camp and a

list of everything that needs checking

out or repairing why it's helpful look I

was hoping to borrow some plain clothes

when I'm here Oh

clean clothes gonna do a little modeling

for us you came here to work no good

beat it now

little nuisance tonight's gonna be a

night to remember

oh yeah when we get those babes in the

forest it's gonna be nasty all right I

just want to tell you guys no hard

feelings and good luck tonight all right

max hey buddy that's cool you understand

all right I mean it's a double date not

a convention oh no problem oh by the way

what steak recipe you gonna use well

you're not just gonna drop them on the

grill and watch them cook I oh yeah we

want to show these babes you got class

now were you gonna eat in the woods

oh what's that mean I mean you got a

romantic spot picked out or you're just

gonna waste an entire evening poking

around the woods let me take a wild stab

your max you got a steak recipe and the

romantic spot in the woods all picked

out like bingo all right

listen max if you stay out of our way

don't cramp our style too much you can

come if you're lying to us ye just wait

for you taste steak a lot max in the

perfect setting now uh give me some room

I gotta get dude it up good luck max

you've got a tough job ahead of you Hey

ladies go mom you have no idea how happy

I am to hear you say that

Martha Mulder those patties himself

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your pops a heck of a guy not a my job

would even give me a glass of water

dad's a real sweetie what are you doing

here

whatever I visit a camp I like I've

suffered with the campers is that right

how long did you get in that list I gave

you

about halfway and I found it very

interesting we'll get back to it

we'll find the second half fascinating

but I'm hungry you eat when you finish

barking I'll get back to it

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your daughter's boyfriend cuddle mom my

dead body

Oh Marvin don't be morbid I see you got

stuck with your folks for the cookout I

thought maybe a little later you'd like

to get away take a midnight stroll like

a wonderful morning fellows singsong

sorry yeah let's just wait here for what

someone else is gonna come help us out

with the picnic I thought it was just

the four of us

hey it's just someone helping us out

with the cooking it's not some dork like

max Plotkin is it

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what's she doing here helping the chef

you didn't tell me your friends were

bringing girls from my bunk well I

thought it'd be a nice surprise you

expect me to have a romantic dinner with

Freddy's nightmare around you guys

I let the grill work max read away

if I wanted a nature hike I would have

signed up for one amber was wise you all

right you know oh it's just up here

here we are

welcome to Max's drive all right yeah

good can I pick a spot or what max

shouldn't you check the stakes again no

way hey you gotta keep smokin to bring

out the flavor they were starting to

turn black

oh it's Nero Charbroil black on the

outside the pink in the center

max the girls get kinda hungry how the

steaks turn they're ready they need a

few more seconds okay perfect

New Orleans blackened steak Cajun style

steak all a max night boy whose name's

Billy and body went down to old spooky

swamp

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under control

come on max where they take our very

simple frame being left at the split up

a rightful woodpecker's nest we double

back to the left on the second path cam

right through you

Max's grotto Timmy you know this right

back where we started

we're lost aren't we no kidding well

when you lost in the woods and it's

gonna get dark the best thing to do is

stay put till morning what makes you

Daniel Boone my father used to take me

camping

now let's gather some wood we're gonna

need a fire to keep warm come on hey

let them go gather wood how about you

and I getting cozy come on this is

spooky swamp you know what happens every

year here on this very same night and

Billy and Bobby said no we don't then

the Horesh bangs you looked at him with

terror in his eyes forgot what you said

in over 40 years as I heard your story

and there was something real messy don't

amber along with you sobs are driving me

crazy they're attracted to all that

mousse in your hair you gotta wash it

out in this dream I don't need any

fashion tips from you amber just do it

guys not hey another trout very handsome

oh I'll get the barbecue tongs doesn't

you slippery max the best way is Annette

whoa while you figure it out I'm gonna

go dry my hair wait a minute we can use

Amber's pantyhose are you out of your

minds Frankie tire funds or something

looking at me like that what every said

you were starving think how good that

droughts gonna take

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Bobby and Billy screamed

and then the ghost of swamp

put his head under saw anyway he said

Bobby and Billy you know what I wanna do

I'm gonna cut you in two with a chainsaw

no I'm gonna hack you into never never

have I been this hungry

that was not my stomach I'm scared

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sure you don't want me to use the couch

perfect place here I guess now sleep

well remember Cucamonga is Comanche from

pleasant dreams

you folks sure know how to treat a man

good night

oh good night hey listen sleep tight

don't let those bedbugs bite good night

Marvin this couch has lumps aren't we

overdoing it not if we get accredited

it's too dark to do any more work

tonight I left the finish in the morning

they'll be back at sunup

Colonel Schechter where are my jobs

taking two days in the past person in

charge is always been pleased to put me

up well if that's what you prefer let me

see if I can help you find a suitable

accommodation

kidding Courtney Tina wake up the other

girls are missing end up back yet

back from what Courtney it's late

wherever they are they could be in

trouble

talk I something he always happens when

there's a full moon

well why did it take so long to find out

they were missing isn't the console on

duty is supposed to do a bed check hey

there we were just taking the scenic

route back to the bunks well while you

were out on your stroll six kids

disappeared into the woods and it's a

counselor on duty Roger they are your

responsibility Roger you didn't tell me

you were on duty tonight I forgot

let's go a look Roger I'm sorry it's not

your fault Cindy it's mine hey wait up

look I want to help please all right

come on wait a minute

let's split up I'll take the pass over

the hill Ava you take the Pats they left

Burke you go right well mean with a pass

conversion let's pray that one of us

finds those kids

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hello

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hey no luck either no not a trace of

we're just gonna keep looking it was

your dad I don't know you're supposed to

be here

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don't tell it where we are smell the

fish told it where we are if it's a bear

a loud noise and scare it away if I ever

run the campfire girls I want you in my

truth

let's see maybe you should try to scare

it away again I think it's a plan B

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come on kid

thank God I found your time maybe I'm a

little bit too late hello anybody here

hey Roger need to rest we can't rest

those kids Chuck I know how awful you

feel about what happened but we've been

pushing for hours

God just sit a minute okay

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Thanks

for understanding how I feel

I must be slipping here we are two of us

alone in the woods all I want to do is

find six kids to join us

there's more to camp than just piling up

playmates let's go

we've all had quite an adventure get

some rest okay sleep tight you little

pockets

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no Marshall thanks for not getting Metis

to be out here well I'm just glad you're

all okay I'm also glad I know the reason

you took off those clothes I'll go to

sleep and don't get any naughty ideas

because I'm gonna be sitting right here

and I intend to stay wide awake until

it's time to move out

everybody wake up Dennis Center where

you going I'm gonna kill you I'm really

gonna kill him 100 nights it would have

been a lot worse without you there to

help us win Jennifer I didn't do that

please it makes money the bear looks

like an amateur Smokey the Bear wouldn't

make me take off my pantyhose

what he's going on here it's none of

your concern get back to work this is my

work as chief inspector of the camping

Society of America concerned for the

physical and moral well-being of the

campers is our first requirement for a

seal oh my feelings exactly look don't

get the wrong idea

we were we were on a field ship a night

in the forest another field trip I

suppose found them you may know children

a bit lost you know what's always really

temporarily way to go chief listen don't

get the wrong idea about me and your

daughter

we were strictly business huh Colonel

Schechter I have heard enough sharking

your responsibilities the frightened

neglect of duty practice by you and your

counseling staff make my decision

painfully clear camp Cucamonga x' seal

of accreditation is hereby revoked

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Marvin what happened water folks who I

slept like a baby now what's for

breakfast a knuckle sandwich

dirty stinking lowdown scum of the earth

you mean Colonel Schechter who else

house mom

Herbert him Robert let me tell you

something

my Colonels lucky I didn't leave him

layin in a heap Howard I was gonna kick

his teeth in and pull his insides out

but there's kids here and I don't wanna

sit no bad example

I admire your restraint Herbert why

don't we continue this conversation over

breakfast why traitor your tree

just watch the campers at least they can

say again one fit summer house I had my

shot and I blew it about that seal of

accreditation we're not gonna get any

kids to come back to Cucamonga and it's

goodbye Colonel Marr hello Marvin

Schechter CPA this is your dream dad

don't give up always told me the

Schechter's never quit I'm not quitting

honey just can't figure out any more

ways to fight oh hey no big deal my

press the type who won't write for a

week and then they'll knock off three

letters in a day I hope so honey

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just local man I wanted to see big news

not in the mood Roger why don't you try

telling it to Patty or Kenny

Muffy or Buffy because they don't care

about my surefire plan to win back that

seal look I got you into this mess the

least you can do is give me a chance to

help you get out of it

it's all a matter of public relations in

which I haven't now major now with the

right campaign you can change anybody's

mind about anything nothing is going to

change Sloane's mind Sloane doesn't have

a mind just the mustache we're going

over his head

Thornton Bradley who's Thornton Bradley

he's the Big Kahuna His Holiness the

Regional Director of the camping Society

of America now let's get some pens let's

get some paper let's get our bunks

together all right let's see what we got

here

see mr. Bradley camp is cold but I wish

more girls would wear string bikinis

Dennis Brooks

dear mr. Bradley don't close our camp I

need this vacation from my parents

amber Lewis mr. Bradley you gotta help

us

they only serve three meals a day here

Chuck Zamboni it's true

if you shut down Cucamonga can I have

the totem-pole

max pocket whose side are you guys on

hey letters from camp are always bogus

man wait a minute you want to get

something happening yet let's do a rap

video yo my name is Max and a Goldie

coup for money yeah into it okay my name

is max hello all right do it

Lindsay why don't you help amber with

more well why don't we just have Lindsay

do with you yeah amber you can help the

guys at the rap okay

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but enough to make you wanna barf again

huh hey are disturbing up concentration

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people need to eat you okay everybody

that's 30 for lunch

Lindsay where you going I'm just gonna

drop some letters the mailbox I'll walk

with you

you know they're not taking full

advantage of my talent in this video I

mean I should be out front laying it

down I'm the original rottenness Maxie

to be a cowboy or a chef a rap master

just be yourself

hey check it out it's nut Youngblood

Caen no Lindsay so the only one who

appreciates me around here just one side

let's show everyone else just once I'd

like to hear someone say and the winner

is

max plaque and everybody cheer that's

what I'd like

maybe it'll happen someday max yeah

Lindsey what would you be my date for

the victory dance after the Battle of

the box your date I'm really not into

the whole pygmy but someone with a

croissant a max in other words no okay

max I'll go with you you will all right

oh there you don't wanna miss lunch okay

those writing himself his letters are

addressed to you max forget I ever saw

these letters understand leave me alone

okay I'm looking forward to the dance

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but everybody

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like everybody

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the end of the day is my little trip

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that is the most unusual piece of mail I

have ever seen I better go there first

movies oh thank you so much sweetheart

campers your attention please

I'm thrilled to announce that we're

going to have a most special guest of

the final day of the Battle of the bunks

mr. Thornton Bradley of the camping

Society of America

and all I can see that

you're a video idea really worked what

do you say we become the new Paula Abdul

in Michael Jackson max they're tight

with Lindsay right sure she's my main

squeeze

she's a lucky girl I've always found you

fascinating myself you have yeah I like

to get to know you so why don't you tell

me all about yourself and all about

movie Cucamonga the time has drawn my

day of reckoning is here is begun report

to your cabins for your counselors will

reveal the names of your brother and

sister bunks good luck to you all and

remember Cucamonga is high you for

teamwork

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by 50 points listen up

we haven't won yet we gotta hold on to

our lead right okay are we done with the

riding events uh we still have the girls

barrel race left with only one entry per

team

Genevieve it should be her she's faster

no not

we're both timed in 14 seconds get your

swing - why right straight from Belgium

arrow and your cut your time by a second

so you ride - is there anything you

can't do

monkey on tree well honey come on it's a

big day Bradlee himself is gonna be here

yeah and we don't have a thing to worry

about because the camp couldn't be in

better shape Roger I know I kid you

about your playmates I've noticed but

since I've gotten to know you a bit

better I realized you're actually pretty

nice guy well that's very sweet of him

but do not my type that's my girl Shh we

are strapping see I need a one-woman man

daughter I spy

sweetheart how would you like to take a

walk around a camp with your mom and

your old man okay dad

see you later Roger

carry on

I know that laugh anywhere Dennis come

on out here uh-huh uh-huh

Jennifer go back to your bunk now

lipstick Oh

Dennis Dennis Dennis you are guilty of

the worst crime and camper can drive you

that chase Colonel Schechter I had a

chat with how it's Sloane and he

mentioned the reception you gave him no

favors food a flimsy hammock mr. Bradley

allow me I was a favorably impressed you

were you wouldn't believe the lengths

that some camp directors go to just to

Korean inspectors favor flash state

genders boat rides some of them will

even offer an inspector their own bed to

sleep incredible sir would you care to

watch the writing events Oh it'd be a

pleasure colonel if you win this break

Lindsay it's all over we wouldn't even

have to show up unless see you then okay

team take your letters you get ready for

the writing events Courtney amber amber

yeah Lindsay you're on roll letter two

days in a row

guess your folks finally got the hang of

it don't kid yourself

amber you're so full of it yeah you will

check out the two letters on a shelf

they have shade evil postmarks on that

now let's see what she writes herself

but dearest Lindsay I'm sorry I haven't

written you sooner but things have come

to a head the time and father and I

spent apart is only convinces that any

lasting reconciliation is impossible and

so my darling we have decided to file

for divorce

I'm sorry Lindsey it's gonna be alright

forget it let's just got a crowd

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Lindsay I just want to say good luck max

did you tell Ambria about my letters

well I talked to a lie about you they

might come up

get out of here max representing Tunip a

sycamore B Lindsay Scott

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oh what a pity what we prefer to call it

character building no buttercup

Lindsay its max are you in there

I want to apologize I'm sorry I blabbed

to Amber Lindsay

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hey guys Linc's run away from camp we

gotta find her

let's go wait a minute we've got a

softball game to play and look we came

up short in the rioting events if you

lose this game you lose the Battle of

the bunks well I'm coming with you

I am to come out of here wait a minute

amber if it wasn't for you'll indeed

still be here I know that's why I want

to come

let's go then we gotta get to town the

best way we can wait a minute give up

the softball game

get your the nets cover boys bud

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so six kids are missing that's right

you know what they do to deserters in

the army Troy

shut up excuse me

I'm Helen Scott Lindsey Scott's mother

can you tell me where I could find her I

guess it's not customary for a parent to

drive up unannounced but I really do

need to talk to her this is Scott I

think Lindsay needs to talk with you too

let's go find her

something wrong hold down the fort I

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don't believe it

our own coach going AWOL oh shut up

Troy six kids gone what am I gonna tell

this should be some ball game for her

Marv yes it should really should

anywhere any field we're gonna find them

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where's the rest of this team colonel

Marv the ranks have been decimated by a

pinkeye epidemic

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kid

came to get you never leave the race

broad why because you didn't want to

tell us about your parents

I felt the same way when mine got

divorced and forget about the race care

a lot more about getting you back to the

bat at the box yeah yeah you on the bus

often she's off it aren't you

yeah

let's go back

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Roger honey are you all right yeah I'm

all right mom what are you doing here I

told you I was driving up in the letter

I wrote to you I guess I never finished

reading it

Lindsay I've thought a lot about your

phone call

and if you want to come home it's okay

with me I can drive you back today I

really appreciate you coming up here but

I think for the rest of the summer I

want to stay at camp

with my friends

okay

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we've got a game to play

now the miraculous recovery from pinkeye

wouldn't you say Colonel

I'll explain later sir come on we

deliver lots of fast let's play ball

scared we're losing 11 to 2 I love a

challenge

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to us and Maxim all right come on for a

shoulder to you stir this match back

it's

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didn't you tell me you're a Sagittarius

yeah okay they just told me a horoscope

for today it says you will perform

thorough clean competition you've got a

maid Mac so just relax keep your eye on

the balls take a good cut

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you

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No

we thought you an instant at Europe

climax looks great tonight

I'm gonna dance

Thank You Mac oh girl please excuse me

put up my team okay we'll be back

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maybe you'll write about this whole date

what do you mean well I mean maybe we

should be free to spend time with other

people

I mean don't take this personally but I

don't think I'm ready to go

thank you tinyface something what the

last summer was fireworks but this

summer's a fizzle

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if you care more about Lindsay than you

do about moon well I can handle that we

did have one lab summer

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friends

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in a new partner wanna dance

I thought you'd never ask

I

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jeez

sure

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Roger now what's the party animal like

you doing behind a Punchbowl yeah come

on and dance with me sorry ladies I

turned over a new leaf I'm a one-woman

man children really in sadieville

chasing after a bunkmate that's right

well I must tell you again I'm very

favorably impressed with losing the

competition to help a friend in need

Colonel you are building carrot again we

try sir if you'll excuse me I have an

announcement to make the truck

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sorry canvas your attention please

well it's that time for me to announce

this year's most valuable bunkmate award

Thank You Billy it gives me great

pleasure to present it to the team

member most responsible for tulip a

sycamore bees dramatic victory and the

winner is max let's get cracking

on behalf of the camping Society of

America I hereby award camp Cucamonga

our official seal of accreditation

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as you place your hands upon the pillows

campus foes your sleepy little eyes

remember the kookamunga is shawni for

appreciation so remember and appreciate

all those find new wonderful friends you

made remember the excitement of the

Battle of the bunks the thrill of the

victory dance beat come on over here

colonel

I want to celebrate that feel that's it

everybody right now now I'll make sure

my confession to be happening is my

intention if you looking for what's

cooking take a little trip can't do come

on

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