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He didn't look how I
expected him to look.
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He was older, greyer.
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Not as intimidating.
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But when he spoke...
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The way he looked at me...
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I could tell...
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He was a man capable of things.
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Mr Mc... Mr McCann.
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You, Vincent, are the shit on my shoe.
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An irritation, unpleasant,
has to be dealt with.
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Can't go around with shit
on your shoe.
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It ruins the overall effect.
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Try scraping it off,
but a bit always lingers
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in the cracks.
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So, in the end, inevitable,
no way around it,
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you have to remove the shoe.
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Deal with the shit properly.
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No.1: You stay out of my life,
away from anything I'm involved in.
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If I even hear your name again,
you're done.
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You or those you love.
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No.2: For the pony,
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for the money you may or may not
have stolen from Glen Glenson...
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my money-I want compensation.
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20k this month.
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No ifs, no buts.
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You've got a weed business.
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Sell weed, sell your mother, sell
your arse. I don't fuckin' care.
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Money.
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Yeah.
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Do you know, the ironic thing is
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his shoe did actually smell
a little bit like shit.
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That's scary. You wanna be careful.
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- What are you gonna do?
- Well, me mum always used to say
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you should never give in
to a bully, you know.
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Mind you, she also used to say
that goat jizz cured cancer.
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She was never the gospel
of good advice.
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Oi! Jimmy Savile, move along!
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Eh?
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Staring at the kids.
Fiddlin' with yourself.
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- I weren't fiddlin' with myself.
- I was here, watchin' ya.
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I saw you put your hand
in your pocket
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and you were messin' with it.
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I was loosening the elastic
on my boxers.
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They're diggin' in.
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You were fiddlin',
and you were stroking it.
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Hang on, I weren't strokin' meself.
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On your way, perv!
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Oi! That's my little lad over there.
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I was keeping me eye out
for the champ. Forget about it.
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I know a fiddler when I see one
and you were fiddlin'.
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Imagine just finding out
you're a dad.
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I honestly... I hope I don't fucking
hand on any of this shit on.
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I mean, my fucking...
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- Can you take a look at this?
- What?
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- Just take a look at this.
- Come on.
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- Tell me if you've seen anything like it.
- Whoa, whoa!
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- Here. Take a look. Look at that.
- For fuck's sake!
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- It's horrible, isn't it?
- Yes, it is horrible.
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- It was this girl the other night.
- Fuck! Whoa!
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- Have you been bashing it about?
- I haven't been bashing it about.
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- Why does it look like that?
- Think she had a piercing.
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- Oh, dude.
- Or a scab. I hope it wasn't a scab.
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- That looks really sore, man.
- Bloody is sore.
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- Had any cream on it?
- I've had a cortisone.
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- It's not working.
- All right. Yeah. Whoa!
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- Yeah. There! - Balls as well.
- Look at that!
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- Let's put it away now.
- It's spreading.
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- All right. Let's just sheave it.
- Sorry.
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You don't mind, do you?
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You've done it. Of course I mind,
it's wildly unprofessional.
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- I'm supposed to... What?
- That's fatherhood for you.
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Fuckin' unbelievable!
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- Rubbish.
- I'm telling you. He'll back me up.
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- Two separate occasions?
- Two separate occasions. - Same otter?
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- Will you tell her the story?
- You just told her.
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Terry Nutkins, the bloke from
The Really Wild Show
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got his finger bitten off
by an otter.
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Went back a year later,
same otter bit the other finger off.
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- There is no way this happened.
- It happened.
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Dozy bugger.
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It's bitten him once.
What's he stickin' it in again for?
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Aye-aye.
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She don't look like
she's in the right pub.
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I'm not here. Get rid of her.
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- Hello, boys.
- You're after Tommo, are you?
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He's just gone.
He just ran over there.
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- I'm not shaggin' her.
- You can use the disabled toilet.
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He can't. There's 26
satellite dishes in there.
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- And by the way, I want them moved.
- Mm.
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- Hi, Tommo.
- 'Ey up, Daffne.
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You dropped something?
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While you're down there...
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- It's all right. It's Vinnie I want.
- Hm?
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- So, go on, what can we do for you?
- Business, Vinnie.
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I hear that you're a man
that can get things done,
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so how about you buy me a drink
and I'll tell you my proposition?
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What do you want? A pint of cider?
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G&T would be lovely.
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Plenty of ice, go easy on the tonic
and give me a twist of lemon.
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As you're aware, my husband,
he's a very unpleasant man.
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He's manipulative, conniving...
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- sexually immoral.
- Yeah, I can vouch for that.
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And we're currently engaged in
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a very bitter and acrimonious
maintenance battle.
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The bastard won't
pay me what he should.
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Not to me or to my kids.
His own flesh and blood.
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He's denying them the basics.
I wanna hit him where it fuckin' hurts.
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- His fish. - His fish?
- Koi carp.
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He keeps them in a special aquarium
in a fish shed since the divorce.
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- Involving his fish is a bit harsh.
- Those fish broke up our marriage.
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Well, that and the prostitutes,
and the doggin'.
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I mean, he'd shag the bloody things
if it wasn't illegal.
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I don't...
I don't think it is illegal.
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It's got to be, man.
Bestiality, summat like that.
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And how would you even do that?
Where would it go?
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- I'm googling it.
- JJ, stop googling shit like that, man.
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Someone checks your phone,
you're gonna be in trouble, aren't you?
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We've had this chat. What do you
want us to do? Rob 'em or what?
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Rob 'em? No. I want them dead.
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- Dead?
- Dead.
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Well, the thing is, we're thieves,
primarily.
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Fish murder doesn't come under our
remit. You know what I mean?
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- You go fishing. He's always at it.
- That's not the same. - Why not?
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Because I either eat them
or throw them back.
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Well, eat these. Mount them
on the wall. I don't care.
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I just want them dead because...
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Well, because of everything
that man's ever put me through.
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- What are you doin'? - I'm sorry.
- Stop doin' that.
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- Are you tryin' to cry?
- Pardon?
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- Are you pretending to cry?
- Pardon?
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You don't have to do
that, we'll kill his fish.
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What? Will we?
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Yeah, but we need more than that.
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This now.
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Same again when it's done. Deal?
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- Deal.
- Call me when it's done.
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Tommo... just call me.
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Yeah, it's pretty much illegal.
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Bloke did it with a dolphin once.
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- Hired killers now, are we?
- No, because I was thinking,
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we're gonna sell them fish.
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If he's an enthusiast, they're gonna
be good quality. Ask him.
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Yeah?
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So, we nick 'em, sell 'em,
tell her they're dead, easy money.
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- Who's payin' for her drink?
- Tommo!
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Is this a good idea?
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Of course it is a good idea.
It's practically free money.
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If we're gonna pay McCann
back, we need help.
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Which is why I'm doing.
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- Do you need that blue badge?
- No, I've got last year's.
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In case you need remindin',
stealin' a small animal
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- landed us in the shit we're in now.
- This is different.
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- How is it different?
- Because we know Bishop.
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Well, Tommo knows Bishop. I mean,
essentially he's a knob head.
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He's a fish enthusiast
who likes getting spanked.
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Yeah, right, well, I'll catch
you later. We'll talk logistics.
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Can I just use your bog
for a quick pee?
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- Hiya.
- Hi. You all right?
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Hi. Just doing some revision.
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- Stick t'kettle on.
- I thought you just needed a pee.
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While I'm here,
you know what I mean...
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No wonder you're always pissin'.
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All right, babe.
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- Right, this has to stop.
- What? - You appearin'.
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Stop ignoring me.
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I'm not ignoring you.
You're like a fuckin' stalker.
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- Because I wanna see him.
- You can't. - Erin.
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No. Look, things go on as they were
no-one knows and no-one will.
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Honestly, for a second,
just imagine how he'd feel.
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He doesn't have to know. I'm after
one day. One day as Uncle Vinnie.
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Fuck's sake.
I wish I'd never told you now.
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You should have told me
six fuckin' year ago.
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I'm after one day.
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No. You'll end up telling him, Vin,
and it'll screw with his head.
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- I'm not gonna tell...
- It will screw with his head.
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He doesn't know who his dad is.
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The only man he needs in his life
is your best mate.
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What about the one
that grows in your belly?
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The one he doesn't even know about?
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- That's none of your fuckin' business.
- Yeah, I know,
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- but he has a right to know, Erin.
- Why has he?
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Why? Has he ever once expressed
his desire to have a child with me?
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- To be a father? To be responsible? No.
- Erin?
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Brew's ready.
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OK.
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One day.
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I'll think about it.
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So, who's this bloody buyer, then?
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Just a bloke online. He does
a podcast. Oh, man, I love it.
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- You listen to a fishing podcast do you?
- Yeah. It's not just fishing.
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There's golf, there's TT's,
Taekwondo as well.
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- Do they do one for S&M?
- How much is he paying?
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- Well, it depends.
- On what?
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- Bloodline.
- Bloodline?
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Yeah. Well, you know, pedigree.
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It's like dogs, bruv.
Top quality koi carp.
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- They've got a desirable bloodline.
- All right, nuts and bolts.
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- How we gonna steal 'em?
- OK.
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Main thing,
and I know it might sound obvious,
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but gotta keep them alive, yeah?
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Transporting fish from a fish shed
to here is fraught with problems.
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- Lesson No.1, boys: Fish hate volatility.
- Don't we all?
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Well, count me out, I'm playing
poker and I need to prepare.
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- Typical.
- I'm in. What do we need?
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We need tanks, filters, pumps.
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It needs setting up in that van
before we lift the carp.
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- How much is that gonna cost?
- Well, a lot.
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There's no point doing the job
if it's that much outlay, is there?
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- Why don't we just kill 'em?
- Yeah.
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- Why don't we just kill 'em?
- No, listen.
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There will be profit.
There'll be profit.
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If they're good fish,
a grand a piece.
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- A grand a...? A grand a piece?
- A grand?
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My spanking bench was only 600
and that's stainless steel.
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I still don't fancy
shelling out for all that gear.
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Shit. I've had an idea.
Does Jim still have Pinky and Perky?
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- Certainly not Pinky and Perky.
- Yeah. - Definitely, yeah.
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Mate, you're insane.
They fractured Cardi's shoulder.
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Where is the fat chuff anyway?
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Guess who?
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Er, soft hands.
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Faint whiff of hummus. Jake.
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- You all right?
- Yeah.
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- So, proposition for you.
- Er, go on.
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How do you fancy
being my girlfriend?
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Just for the day, fake girlfriend.
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No sex necessary,
unless you absolutely insist.
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- Why do you need a fake girlfriend?
- For a wedding.
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My cousin. They asked months ago
if I was bringing someone
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and I don't know why but I said
I was seeing a girl called Meghan.
231
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:15,980
- Meghan?
- Yeah.
232
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,640
- How very royal.
- Mm-hm.
233
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,161
So, you're seriously asking
me to be Meghan for the day?
234
00:13:20,186 --> 00:13:21,215
Yeah.
235
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,640
Free food, free booze.
236
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:26,480
You get to wear a nice dress and hang
out in a posh hotel in Wilmslow.
237
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,640
- When is it?
- Saturday. - Can't.
238
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,055
Come on, it'll be fun.
My cousin's fiance's Scottish.
239
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,280
All the men are wearing kilts.
240
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,381
Are you gonna miss
seeing me in a kilt?
241
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,897
Sorry. Saturday's out.
242
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,220
Send me a photo.
243
00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:44,680
- Bye.
- Bye.
244
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,239
I'm bringing these back.
245
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,460
They're geese.
246
00:13:59,284 --> 00:14:00,439
I want my money back.
247
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,800
- But we don't sell geese.
- I've got the receipts.
248
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,880
I mean, not on me
but, you know, somewhere.
249
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,400
Think about going and getting your
manager. You can have these back.
250
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,240
Yeah. Get out of here!
Mental. Crazy.
251
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,000
Get 'em! Hey!
252
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,000
I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to
get those geese out of the store.
253
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,719
You sold 'em to me, sunshine.
254
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:26,935
- You neglected to mention they're vicious.
- We don't sell geese.
255
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,040
We sell rabbits and
we sell hamsters and... grab him.
256
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,920
Ow!
257
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,600
Hey, Curly-Sue,
getting up in my grill. Liam!
258
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,335
Don't flick my badge.
259
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,720
- Don't flick my badge.
- I'll flick your badge again, mate.
260
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,200
- Don't flick my badge.
- I'll flick your badge all day.
261
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,000
He's going for it.
262
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:53,960
- What about Tommo?
- Never mind him. He's having a great time.
263
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,100
Come on.
264
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,760
Can I at least have a credit note?
265
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:14,600
Right, as fast as you can.
I'll ring if anyone arrives back.
266
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,700
Just need a little push.
267
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,760
- Code.
- Er, zero-two-two-six.
268
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,800
Asia's longest-living fish:
269
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,480
Koi Hanako.
270
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,440
- It's got this amazing...
- Just get the fish.
271
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,020
Wow.
272
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,020
This is...
273
00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:06,260
Oh, man,
look at how perfect they are.
274
00:16:07,202 --> 00:16:09,362
Oh, he's done such a good job.
275
00:16:09,387 --> 00:16:12,020
This is the work
of a true fish-lover, this.
276
00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:16,939
I've got to be honest,
I'm not sure I can take 'em.
277
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,060
You what?
278
00:16:18,775 --> 00:16:22,500
It's not right. I mean, look at
them, the beauty that he's created.
279
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,300
He comes in here
280
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,260
and he's happy.
281
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,740
He's truly happy.
282
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,540
Give me the chuffin' bucket!
283
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:41,020
Mm. No, no, no.
284
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,380
Go back inside.
285
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,040
- Perfect.
- Oh, man, these are such beautiful fish.
286
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,560
You googled it, dick-head,
it's illegal.
287
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,359
- Yeah?
- How long you gonna be?
288
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,280
- Got a nosy neighbour who's in the gate.
- How long we gonna be?
289
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:10,400
- Two minutes. - Two minutes.
- Shit. I'll have to head him off.
290
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,160
Excuse me, excuse me.
Sorry to bother you.
291
00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:17,535
It's all right.
I'm sorry to bother you.
292
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:20,600
- I'm just looking for Mount View Crescent.
- Mount View Crescent?
293
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,575
- Sorry, never heard of it.
- I'm tryin' to find my nan's house.
294
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,440
Bloody sat's brought me down
the wrong way.
295
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,720
- You don't know where it is?
- Never heard of it.
296
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,920
- Oh! What is it?
- Are you OK? Where's the pain?
297
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,880
- It's just down my side there.
- Is it a sharp pain?
298
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,720
It is a sharp pain, yeah.
It's, I don't know, a twisted bowel.
299
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,815
- Oh. Yes, it's how my dad went.
- Can I do anything for you? - Whoa!
300
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,399
You're gonna have
to ring an ambulance.
301
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,400
You're gonna have to ring
an ambulance right now.
302
00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:47,464
- An ambulance?
- Yeah.
303
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,480
L-L-Look, erm, yes, yes.
I will, yes. Stay there.
304
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,160
Thanks, man. Thank you.
305
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,120
Shit.
306
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,280
Ash, come on. Get a shift on, mate.
307
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,120
Oi! You chaps!
308
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,719
I'm calling the police!
309
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,000
Maureen! Maureen! Intruders!
310
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,640
Stay indoors
and call the authorities!
311
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,120
They could be armed. Don't come
out here, whatever you do!
312
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,735
Liar! Maureen, it's thieves.
313
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,159
Dial 999.
314
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,280
Vinnie, slow down, man.
There's water splashing everywhere.
315
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:33,240
- You're gonna have one flopping out.
- How am I gonna get away at this speed?
316
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,800
I'm really sorry, fishes.
Please don't die, yeah?
317
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,680
Any chance of stopping
for chips on the way home, Vin?
318
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,640
Alright, so what if I said
I wanted a grand a fish?
319
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,680
- I'd laugh in your face.
- You can piss off.
320
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,920
You want these swimmers.
Especially, that big fella there.
321
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,948
Look, these three, they're not
worth much, common as chip paper.
322
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:55,384
Now, these two, nice fish,
unusual, but...
323
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,071
These four: her, her, her,
324
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,440
and especially her,
325
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,360
they're the sweethearts.
326
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,480
Give you two grand for the lot.
327
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,360
- Eight.
- Three.
328
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,000
- Seven.
- Four. - Six.
329
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,000
May God strike me dead. I swear
to God I won't take a penny less.
330
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,260
Five.
331
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,580
Done.
332
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:26,055
So, er, what days are you open
down here?
333
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,280
Hm?
334
00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:44,180
Paid to kill 'em.
Paid to bloody sell 'em.
335
00:19:45,235 --> 00:19:48,555
That's double-bubble. I'm a bloody
genius. Fish genius is what I am.
336
00:19:48,715 --> 00:19:50,520
- Change your tuna.
- Oh.
337
00:19:51,035 --> 00:19:52,995
You're giving me a haddock.
338
00:19:53,155 --> 00:19:56,475
- Oh, Christ. - Headache.
- It's bloody awful.
339
00:19:56,635 --> 00:19:59,155
- As good as his tuna one.
- Bloody terrible, Kath.
340
00:19:59,315 --> 00:20:02,035
Listen, you need to smash
that poker tournament tomorrow.
341
00:20:02,195 --> 00:20:04,835
We'll be rolling in it.
We'll pay McCann what we owe him.
342
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,075
We might even have
a bit of money left over.
343
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:10,940
- Argh! - What's up with you?
- Hardwicke! - Oi! - Russell Hardwicke!
344
00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:14,275
Stop banging on stuff. Come here.
Fuckin' hell's teeth. Come here.
345
00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:16,915
I've worked hard for it
and I was earning money.
346
00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:21,095
All right. Now listen. Listen to me.
Calm down a bit. What's going on?
347
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,235
He kicked me up the arse,
he stole all my money,
348
00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:25,475
- he called me a peasant.
- All right, listen.
349
00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:27,515
Listen to me.
Just tell me what happened.
350
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,135
I was s-selling the
golf balls I recovered.
351
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,239
Yeah.
352
00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:34,455
And everything w-was going well.
353
00:20:34,515 --> 00:20:36,795
And then he turns up,
the orange prick.
354
00:20:36,915 --> 00:20:38,995
Oi. They're mine.
355
00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,120
My pond.
My balls.
356
00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:45,355
- I found them.
- Get off my golf course now.
357
00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:47,715
No, that's mine.
358
00:20:48,835 --> 00:20:51,475
You fat, fucking peasant.
359
00:20:52,715 --> 00:20:54,795
Mate, all right, come on.
Give me a love.
360
00:20:54,955 --> 00:20:57,240
It's all right, it's all right,
it's all right.
361
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:00,794
I wanted to earn money
to help with McCann.
362
00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:01,899
And you did.
363
00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:04,167
You did earn money
to help with McCann.
364
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:08,143
Listen to me, listen to me. He's a knob
head and we're gonna sort him out.
365
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,159
But we can't do that tonight.
Do you know why?
366
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,775
Cos we're celebrating.
Gonna get you a beer.
367
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,599
Gonna get you a kebab later. You're
not even supposed to have them.
368
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,640
Cardi, get a bloody round in.
Come here. Stick that in your gob.
369
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,880
Yeah. Today is a good day.
370
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,420
Come on now.
371
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,120
There they are,
them are the buggers.
372
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,760
Tommo. Got you, you fucker.
373
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:51,399
Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh!
374
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,880
Right,
I am off on this poker trip.
375
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,600
- When are you back?
- Tomorrow morning.
376
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,640
Will you win millions?
377
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,360
Probably... billions! Rargh!
378
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,920
I'm gonna come back tomorrow, yeah?
379
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,960
I'm gonna pull out
a massive pile of notes.
380
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,680
We'll toss 'em in the air, and any you
can grab before your mum, you can keep.
381
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,600
- No chance. They're mine.
- Mine.
382
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,640
Fight you for it.
383
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,840
Have a good day, yeah, my man.
Call you later.
384
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,440
- Bye. Love you.
- Bye. Love you.
385
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,680
- Play well.
- Play bad.
386
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,440
Right so today you got a play-date
with your Auntie Kath.
387
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,680
- That'll be fun, won't it?
- Have you?
388
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,240
No, darling, no.
389
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,000
Mummy's got important,
boring things to do.
390
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,600
But, it'll be fun.
391
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,000
You can eat crisps
and drink lots of beer.
392
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,080
- Not loads though.
- OK. - OK.
393
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,120
Erin. Shall we?
394
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,640
I'm just gonna nip to the toilet.
I'll be two minutes.
395
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,295
- Hello?
- Right. Tyler... today.
396
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,080
Pick him up from Cass,
you can have him till bedtime, alright?
397
00:24:26,105 --> 00:24:28,239
No, wait. I didn't get to bed
till four.
398
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,895
- Do you wanna have him or not?
- Yeah, but if you'd have
399
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,960
told me I wouldn't have
mixed booze and pills.
400
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,280
All right, well, have fun.
401
00:24:35,305 --> 00:24:37,525
We can work out what
we'll tell Dylan later, OK?
402
00:24:37,550 --> 00:24:38,589
All right.
403
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,280
Here he is!
Hey! There he is!
404
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,320
Oh, fuckin' hell, my head.
405
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,800
You're killin' it, killin' it!
406
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,120
No hands. All right,
say bye to Auntie Kath.
407
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,800
- Bye.
- See you later.
408
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,560
- What does Mummy not let you do?
- Blue ice cream?
409
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,080
Blue ice cream? We can do better
than blue ice cream.
410
00:25:57,105 --> 00:26:00,615
What about... ride a tractor?
Or shoot a gun?
411
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,519
Let's go and rob that bank
over the road.
412
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:06,175
Can I go to your house,
in the woods? I love it there.
413
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,615
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Yeah? Don't wanna rob the bank? - No.
414
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,280
Loads of money in it.
Let's go and get a pastie.
415
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,240
Wow! Look at this place.
416
00:26:30,343 --> 00:26:33,640
They're loaded.
All right, then, Meghan.
417
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,200
Come meet the family.
418
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,359
Get off! Get off!
419
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,280
Nobody gets my biscuits.
420
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,480
- Give me here!
- No, don't. Don't.
421
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,520
Piglet! Hang on, dude.
422
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,560
Piglet nips.
423
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:57,307
- You all right, mate?
- Don't call me "mate", arsehole.
424
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,960
Who's this?
425
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,080
I've got 'em. Hm. Tommo.
426
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,480
Tied up in a secure location.
427
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,530
You don't get him back
until I get my Renee.
428
00:27:06,555 --> 00:27:07,584
Renee?
429
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,340
The... The fish you stole.
430
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,080
All right, well...
431
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,360
- What makes you think it was us?
- CCTV. - Shit.
432
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,400
And Tommo admitted it
under questioning.
433
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,080
Course he has. Course he has.
You've done your research clearly.
434
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,320
- Go on, what do you want?
- I want her back. Hm.
435
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,160
And the others.
436
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,840
But, Renee...
437
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,160
she's a princess.
438
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,095
Well, look, Mr Bishop, I'm sorry.
439
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,640
I'm not sure how much Tommo's told
you, but she's died.
440
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:41,120
- What?
- Yeah. Your ex paid us to kill 'em, so...
441
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,200
Yeah. She kinda fell out
of this bucket
442
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,800
and then she was floundering
around on the pavement.
443
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,240
She bashed her own head in, you see
444
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,680
and we tried to get her back in,
but it was too late.
445
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,159
She just suffocated.
446
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,164
Ju-Just...
447
00:27:53,189 --> 00:27:56,175
I'm, in this moment,
I should have softened the blow.
448
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,000
I should... I should've lied.
449
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,200
I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
450
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,660
Hello?
451
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,960
That's not good.
452
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,400
- You killed Renee?
- Mm.
453
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,160
No, she went on holiday.
454
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,220
Go and get a biscuit.
455
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,200
No point. You know where he lives.
456
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:34,640
I say we go round to his gaff and just
ask him nicely to give us Tommo back.
457
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,680
We can't go round there
without Renee.
458
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,640
I'm tellin' you he's tapped.
How's he managed to kidnap Tommo?
459
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,680
He's got a slate loose. What's the odds
on getting 'em back off the buyer?
460
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,095
- Zero.
- Well, then, just nick 'em back.
461
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,200
- Mate, I don't even know where he lives.
- Fuck!
462
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,400
I can't...
463
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,295
- What she look like?
- She's a fish. Speckled.
464
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,600
- We could replace her.
- You can't just replace...
465
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,000
Cardi, they're rare. We're not just
gonna find one in your nan's pond.
466
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,280
- You know what I mean?
- Golf course. - Eh?
467
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,440
Russell Hardwicke's pond,
there's loads of carp in there.
468
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,360
Are you serious?
Are you sure they're carp?
469
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,200
Of course I'm sure. They're morons.
470
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,000
They've been g-g-getting
in my way all week.
471
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,255
- How many are there?
- Ponds or carp?
472
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,240
- Oh, for God's sake, carp.
- Hundreds.
473
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,679
Hundreds?
That's gotta be worth a shot.
474
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,560
We need that McCann money.
Are there any white with red spots?
475
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,735
- Get your diving gear.
- No way.
476
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,640
- I'm not going back.
- Get your diving gear.
477
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,680
This is your revenge on Hardwicke.
478
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,160
- He called you a fat peasant.
- N-No way.
479
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,899
- Just lend us the gear and he can do it.
- I'm not doing it.
480
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,120
JJ, you're the fish freak.
I don't know what I am doing.
481
00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:39,184
No.
482
00:29:41,327 --> 00:29:43,080
Are you flippin' kidding me?
483
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,544
Ashley...
484
00:29:44,569 --> 00:29:47,135
I actually can't because
I've got a date to go on.
485
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,080
You haven't got a date, have you?
486
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,707
I'll steal 'em.
487
00:29:50,769 --> 00:29:51,769
Handsome.
488
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,240
Will you? Right, get your coat on.
489
00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:59,220
- Right, Cardi, we need that suit.
- What? For him?
490
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:02,799
- Not for him, you moron, for me.
- There's no time.
491
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,840
It's not gonna fit on him,
he's only a child.
492
00:30:04,865 --> 00:30:07,640
- No time.
- It's tiny. It's not for him.
493
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,280
- You OK?
- Yeah.
494
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:12,759
- Comin' in with me?
- No.
495
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,400
Are you havin' a bloody laugh?
It's your idea.
496
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,015
- I haven't got my swim trunks.
- Good point.
497
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,000
You keep watch then.
He's bloody useless.
498
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,200
Have you got a girlfriend?
499
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,520
Eurgh!
500
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,080
No, me neither.
501
00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:44,800
Fake girlfriend, eh?
Was that your plan?
502
00:31:45,260 --> 00:31:47,320
Get me here, make your move?
503
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,000
Or did you wanna show me
how the other half live?
504
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,040
I just thought it might be fun.
505
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,560
It's not even that
I'm envious of it,
506
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,400
or I wish I'd been born into it.
507
00:31:57,207 --> 00:32:01,800
I just don't see why I can't have
the opportunities you lot have got.
508
00:32:01,825 --> 00:32:05,065
To come to places like this, and talk
about the stuff you all talk about,
509
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,610
- without feeling like an imposter.
- You're not. - I am.
510
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,200
And no matter how much I educate
myself, I'll never belong.
511
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,160
Because people like me
512
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,840
make shit decisions.
513
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,640
Shit decisions, shit mistakes.
514
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,260
That's rubbish.
515
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,920
Anyone can change their life.
They can.
516
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,040
You can rise up,
just like you can drop down.
517
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,680
Of course, you're gonna say that,
cos life's taught you anything's possible.
518
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,080
You think, I've had...
You think I've had everything easy?
519
00:32:33,105 --> 00:32:34,184
Yeah.
520
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,960
Well, for one, you try being
this colour, in this country.
521
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,280
What I'm saying is
anything is possible.
522
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,320
It's about the choices you make.
523
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,520
You're doing everything right.
524
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,840
- Am I?
- Yes.
525
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,700
You are.
526
00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:52,040
Look, this isn't about me,
it's about you
527
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,100
and where you wanna be
in five years.
528
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,340
Write it down.
529
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,880
Actually do it.
Write it on some paper,
530
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,920
fold it up, put it in your purse.
531
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,660
Then make every single decision
get you to that place.
532
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,300
You're a beautiful...
533
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,540
- brilliant girl...
- Woman.
534
00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:22,500
- Woman. - Yes.
- Woman, sorry.
535
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:29,220
After you, madame.
536
00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:36,495
There not as good, man.
There not as unusual.
537
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:37,999
They keep swimming off.
538
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,215
Yeah, they're fish, man.
They'll do that.
539
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,575
- I need some help.
- I already told you, man,
540
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,480
there's no way
I'm getting into this lake.
541
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,120
It's bloody freezing.
542
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,920
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him, man.
543
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,560
Bloody shit.
544
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,080
Where's that kid?
545
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,240
- I'm freezing.
- You fell in the water.
546
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,280
I didn't fall.
547
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,760
He slipped right in, didn't he?
548
00:34:18,091 --> 00:34:19,971
All right, listen, listen.
Stop, stop.
549
00:34:20,131 --> 00:34:21,839
Stop your diarrhoea song.
Listen to me.
550
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,880
We're gonna take the fish to his
backyard and put them in his tank.
551
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,560
Then we're gonna have a word
about letting Tommo go.
552
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,640
Are you gonna stay here
or come with us?
553
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,160
He's five, man.
You can't leave him here alone.
554
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,960
You're doing your first
break in and entry.
555
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,200
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Come on, then.
556
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,719
It's not workin', is it?
557
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,600
No, man. Try it again.
Zero-two-two-six.
558
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,260
Zero-two-two-six.
559
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,680
Oh, no. Come on.
560
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,639
Come out. I can see you.
561
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,560
And I'm warning you, I am armed.
562
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,055
All right.
All right, we're coming out.
563
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,680
Listen, we brought you
some carp there as a pea...
564
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,720
What are you wearing?
565
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,120
As a peace offering.
Just have a look, they're nice.
566
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,780
They're not Renee.
567
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,120
Will you calm down a bit?
I've got a little lad with me here.
568
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,840
Put the ornamental sword down.
Let's have a proper chat.
569
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,040
- It's not ornamental.
- It looks ornamental.
570
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,920
It's not. I have got some
ornamental ones but this is real.
571
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,040
From over there,
it looks ornamental.
572
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,920
- It's not fucking ornamental.
- Will you mind your bloody language?
573
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,760
Sorry. Your dad keeps saying this
is ornamental. It's not ornamental.
574
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,800
- He's not my dad.
- Look at this.
575
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,780
- What's ornamental?
- Pretend.
576
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,840
Where's Tommo?
577
00:35:54,865 --> 00:35:57,264
- Wouldn't you like to know?
- Yeah, I would.
578
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,280
- I'm in here.
- Tom? Come here, you.
579
00:36:00,384 --> 00:36:02,904
Step away. Come here.
580
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,780
Simmer down.
581
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,680
Wanna check he's all right.
What are them shoes all about?
582
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,620
Come on.
583
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,820
Have you locked him in here?
584
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,320
A delicate garden shed.
585
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,540
Do you know what I mean?
586
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,000
Oh, for God's sake.
587
00:36:24,025 --> 00:36:26,720
Why didn't you break out?
And why are you half-naked?
588
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,022
That bitch woman.
Puttin' a hit out on my Renee.
589
00:36:31,047 --> 00:36:34,615
And you two murderers.
I'll take your heads clean off.
590
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,855
- How'd you like that?
- Not with that. It's ornamental.
591
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,775
It is not ornamental.
592
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,560
- It looks ornamental.
- It's not ornamental!
593
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,640
- It looks ornamental.
- It looks it. - It isn't!
594
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,200
Mr Bishop, just calm down, OK?
595
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,560
Just, can you please
look at the fish?
596
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,880
All right.
They're a good pedigree, man.
597
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,800
And... man to man, yeah.
598
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,840
I know how you feel about Renee.
599
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,680
I know she was precious.
And I know she can't be replaced,
600
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,960
but you know a heart's
a fickle beast, Mr Bishop.
601
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,960
Maybe, and this is a big maybe,
right? Give it a bit time.
602
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,920
One of these lovely, little ladies
will help you fill that void.
603
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:10,320
Mm?
604
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,320
Yeah, all right.
605
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,500
It's cold out, isn't it?
606
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,360
There's a good lad.
607
00:37:26,385 --> 00:37:28,920
Gimme them. I'll do it.
You're gonna do it?
608
00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:35,820
- You had a good time? - The best.
- Yeah?
609
00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:38,460
- We played monsters.
- And we had a sword fight.
610
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:40,580
Yeah, don't tell your mum that.
611
00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:43,815
- Here she is.
- You should be in bed.
612
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,360
Sorry, we had a bit too much fun.
613
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,080
Right, go on, baby.
Put your jamas on.
614
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,719
No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
615
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,159
Come here right now
and give me a snuggle.
616
00:37:52,184 --> 00:37:53,204
Go on. Quick.
617
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,720
- Right, I'll see you soon.
- Yeah. - All right.
618
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,480
Good lad. Go on, get in.
Do as your mum says.
619
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,640
- It's bloody freezing.
- I'll be up in a minute, OK?
620
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,119
So? Where have you been with him?
621
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,935
In fact, don't even bother.
622
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,000
I know where you've been with him,
cos Kath told me.
623
00:38:17,039 --> 00:38:19,562
- Nickin' fish.
- He had a good time.
624
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,810
That's your day with him, is it?
625
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:24,260
You asked for a day,
I give you a day
626
00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:27,020
and you introduce him
to a world of petty crime!
627
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,380
You look nice.
628
00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:33,040
- Where have you been?
- A wedding.
629
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:37,255
- A wedding?
- Mm-hm, as a fake girlfriend for a day.
630
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,760
Favour to a friend. And, no,
before you ask, Dylan didn't know.
631
00:38:42,367 --> 00:38:44,287
- It was that Jake, was it?
- Yeah.
632
00:38:45,226 --> 00:38:48,680
- Dry run, to see how it feels?
- No.
633
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,720
Then why the fuck do it, then?
634
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,460
Because I felt like being
someone else for the day, Vin.
635
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,980
He loves you, you know? Dylan.
636
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,580
He's an idiot and I know
he doesn't tell you.
637
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:09,820
He doesn't tell you how he feels,
but he does.
638
00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:11,860
He worships the ground you walk on.
639
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,300
Trouble is, Vin, he loves you too.
640
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,335
How can I not be a part
of that kid's life, Erin?
641
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,820
I can keep me gob shut about not being
his real dad, but I need days like this.
642
00:39:26,902 --> 00:39:28,542
You're gonna move...
643
00:39:29,607 --> 00:39:31,787
You're gonna move away,
you're gonna piss off.
644
00:39:31,812 --> 00:39:32,871
I am.
645
00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:34,036
I have to.
646
00:39:34,933 --> 00:39:37,820
I've never felt this way
about anyone since my mum.
647
00:39:40,558 --> 00:39:42,340
I really love him.
648
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,480
You're breaking my heart, you are.
I don't want you to leave.
649
00:39:50,918 --> 00:39:53,280
I mean, I definitely
don't want Dylan to go...
650
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,280
To take Tyler,
to take him away from me...
651
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,920
I like how
I'm third on your list.
652
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,080
- Please, Erin.
- I'm sorry.
653
00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:08,660
It's written down, all right.
654
00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:10,700
It's a life I wanna live.
655
00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:17,199
- Yeah.
- Vinnie... Vin...
656
00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:57,900
Oi! Arsehole!
Do you mind telling me
657
00:40:58,060 --> 00:41:00,860
why my husband is sending me
WhatsAppss with this on them?
658
00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:02,900
I don't know.
Let me have a look. Christ!
659
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,740
- What is it?
- What is it?
660
00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:07,440
It's a fuckin' 35 grand fish,
that's what it is.
661
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:08,504
- What?
- Super rare.
662
00:41:08,529 --> 00:41:10,644
Now he's acting like
he's grown a second dick.
663
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:13,740
He says you got it for him.
I paid you to piss him off,
664
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,380
not make his fuckin' year.
Well, I want it all back.
665
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:20,381
Every last penny,
you useless, fucking fish killer.
666
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
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