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Okay.

We feeling better yet?

Well...

...you sure knowhow to make a guy happy.

This would be perfect if Iwasn't afraid I was going to

lose an eye.

Sorry

My fondue wenton a .

Very dangerous.

I think I the last one Ihad was when my 8th grade

girlfriend took mefor my birthday.

Yeah?

Mhm.

I thought you said therewere no girls before me.

No, what I said was there wereno great loves before you.

I wish I was your8th grade girlfriend.

I bet you were so adorable.

But that might bebroken up by now.

I don't plan on everbreaking up with you.

I don't care whenwe would have met.

Whenever we laid eyes oneach other we would have

fallen madly in love.

You're a hopeless romantic.

Admit it, it's true.

Right, whenever we laid eyeson each other we would have

fallen madly in love.

Say it like you mean it!

Whenever we laid eyes oneach other we would have

fallen hopelessly,completely in love.

Better.

All right, so why did it takeyou so long to find me, huh?

Perhaps because you werebusy marrying someone else.

How could you let me makesuch a stupid mistake?

I didn't even know you.

My point exactly.

You're right.

I'm sorry; I shouldhave found you earlier.

You should have.

Well maybe I can makeit up to you right now.

Oh yeah?

Janie?

What just happened in there?

Do you really think aftereverything I went through in

my first marriage that I'dbe prepared to do it again?

Yeah, I hope so.

Doug was awful.

It was a nightmare!

I'm not asking youto marry Doug baby,

I'm asking you to marry me.

It's all the same.

Sorry, I didn't meanit the way it sounded.

It's just...it'll end withsomeone's heart being

completely shattered and Ican't sign up for that again.

What are you saying?

It's me, it's George.

I want to spend the restof my life with you.

I want us to bemarried, to be a family.

Well I want us justthe way we are.

Please, baby please; we'vegot everything already.

I don't have a wife, youdon't have a husband and we

don't have marriedand forever.

Did you know that foreverlasts no longer than a year

and usually ends in divorce?

Well not if you marrythe right person.

Really, how canyou be so sure?

I've never been so sureof anything in my life.

I just...I don'thave that luxury.

I don't wantanybody but you.

Nothing's going to change.

I don't want anyonebut you either,

that's what I'mtrying to tell you.

A romance like oursshould end in marriage.

Well for an add man, that'sa great ;

marriage where romance ends.

I want to be your husband; Iwant to spend my life making

you happy.

I am happy. I am.

I thought Dougloved me, you know.

But all he wanted was a wifewho was smart enough to take

to business dinners and dumbenough not to know he was

messing aroundall over town.

Do you love me Janie?

Completely.

Do you want to be with me?

All the time.

Then stop thinking about usas some other relationship

you once had.

We're us; we'remeant to be together.

We were meant to betogether a long time ago.

The ring is amazing.

Marry me?

Hi.

Happy Monday darling.

Happy Monday.

Hey, those are gorgeous.

Oh, I know.

Calla liliescan't resist them.

Oh dear Jane got a ton ofmail today; it's all there.

There are a few juicyones I might add.

Hey, stop reading my mail.

They say dear Jane,not dear Freddy.

And that brings us toBurger and Moss again,

congrats on theNike campaign;

that was fantastic.

I'm sure you can come upwith something equally

successful for our friendsover at Valley de Fleur.

Here's to new clients!

Right.

Diller and Kincaid, the BMWmeeting is set for next

Friday, so let's notwaste any time all right.

And lastly, Murrayand Blinten,

after that razzle dazzle youdid with Preparation H I'm

sure this new assignmentwill be right up

your....alley...ha, ha...

All right, Ithink that's it.

Great.

Odor eaters?

Tucks pads?

When did we becomethe hygiene kings?

When that putz became VP.

There is one bit of businessI'd like to clear up before

you all leave.

You are no longer employedas a Johnson Advertising.

Welcome to Johnsonand Harrington.

Partner?

Partner?

Partner!

I can't believethis is happening.

Wake up and smell the springfresh sneakers spray Harvey,

you just did.

And I'm out of here.

You'd still be pushing amail cart if it wasn't for me.

I know he soldyour sketches,

presented the Mitsubishicampaign without you and the

rest is history.

What?

When did you andGeorge break up?

What?

Dear Jane, mymother-in-law's a very sweet

woman and we'vealways gotten along.

In December she's havingsurgery and my husband wants

her to stay with usfor the holidays.

We usually stay with myfamily at that time of the year

and I'm not sure how they'regoing to feel about this.

How should I handle thissituation without upsetting

my parents?

Signed, a little mixed up.

Dear Mixed up: Divorceseems the only alternative.

Your husband's inconsideraterequest shows that he puts

his mother before you.

This is unacceptable,sincerely, Dear Jane.

I can't print those.

They're like those whackedout answers you wrote when

you and Doug broke up.

All right, here it is.

George and I got engaged.

It might have inspiredsome of those responses.

You're engaged?

We got engaged.

Oh, oh my goodness.

Gorgeous.

Gorgeous.

Yeah, I know, its mygrandmother's ring.

He had it reset with thediamond. He knew I loved it.

I love that George.

Yeah, me too.

Oh and wasting no time,this is the invite to the

engagement party my ecstaticallyhappy mother is throwing.

Oh congratulations.

You okay?

Yeah, just...Idid this already.

Yeah, I know, I was there.

It was almost exactlyten years ago.

Nov. 6th, 1999 a day thatwill live in infamy.

Well look atthe bright side,

at least your mother won'tbe sitting Shiva this time.

Thank you, thanks for that.

My mother thewedding coordinator.

So she cut out a fewpictures of wedding gowns.

A few pictures?

She's had a Jane's 2ndwedding file since before my

first wedding.

Mary says I'm nervous nowand I shouldn't be and I

should have been withDoug and I wasn't.

She never liked him did she?

No, always thoughthe was a jerk.

You know I didn't even getit when he showed up half an

hour late for ourwedding rehearsal.

Well how could you know hewas in the honeymoon suite

doing it with thewedding coordinator?

Oh, I don't know.

You know I swear I saw him winkat her during the ceremony.

I'm not kidding.

Well as long as your mom isour wedding coordinator,

I can prettymuch guarantee history is

not going to repeat itself.

Very funny.

I love you.

You're sweet you know.

I love you too baby.

Oh, yellow light,make a wish.

Make it through yourwish comes true.

Hey, you didn't make a wish.

I didn't want to be greedy.

Mine already came true.

Ah.

All right, you're right,you're absolutely right.

This is going to be great.

It's going to be thebest thing for me.

Starting tonight I'm goingto enjoy the fact that we're

getting married.

It's so nice to see you,I'm glad you could make it.

You know, marriage is notsomething you enter into

frivolously, youknow what I mean?

It involves avery sacred vow.

The vows that Itake with George,

I will honor allthe days of my life.

My mommy says that yourfirst marriage was a disaster

and that $100 weddinggift was a big waste of money.

And daddy says he's notgetting into that monkey

suit again foranybody, not even you.

There's a specialwedding rule;

mommy has a whole year toget you a present and this

time she's going waitto make sure it sticks.

Okay, cheers.

Hey, Jane's dad wantsto make a toast.

Have you seen her?

Seal the exits.

Look into that crystalball of yours would you,

and tell me where she is?

Crystal ballsare for amateurs.

I see a crowded room,celebration of some sort...

we're goingto go find her.

Those are really nice.

Put that bottle down rightnow and get back to your party.

And leave my sweet,sweet nieces and nephew?

No thank you sir.

While you're in here doingyour best Who's Afraid of

Virginia Wolf impression,that perfect little fiancé of

yours is out there charmingthe pants off everybody.

Exactly, he's betteroff without me.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

You need to get backto the living room.

Your father wantsto make a toast.

Okay, okay, I'm coming.

Now.

Let's go.

Just give me one more...

Now!Okay.

Jane, your mother and I haveloved each other through it

all for 40 years and we wantto wish you and George a

whole lifetime of thesame kind of love,

joy and devotionthat we've shared.

Cheers everyone.

Cheers.

Thank you, thank you Sam.

Thank you.

I just want tosay a few words.

Come here.

When I first met Jane I knewfate had played its hand and

I was ready.

I remember when I calledher for our first date....

She's a little old foranother go-around.

I hope she's notplanning to wear white.

I don't think she shouldhave worn white to the first

one, you know what I mean?

Mhm.

Let's hope this one can waituntil after the wedding to

start cheating on her.

Or at least tillafter the rehearsal.

I knew she was the girl forme and I just want to thank

everybody for coming tonightand sharing this with us and

I feel so grateful thatyou could all be here.

So I want to give a toast toyou and to Sam and Lillian

for throwing us thiswonderful engagement party.

To my beautiful bride-to-be,the woman I've been waiting

my whole life for.

To Jane.

Cheers.

Let's danceeverybody, come on.

Sorry I gottago back to work.

See, married life;starting already.

Unlike that ex of yours,I'm actually going to work.

We're in a crunch, got apresentation due Monday.

That's fine. I'm exhaustedanyhow Just go in,

take a couple of aspirin.

I'll call you beforeI go to bed okay.

Mhm.

I really do loveyou very much.

I want you to know that.

Of course I know that.

I love you too sweetheart.

I'm going to marryyou aren't I?

Yes sir, that's the plan.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

This isn't working.

I'm getting punchy.

All I can think of when Ithink of hemorrhoids is I

don't want to thinkabout hemorrhoids.

Yeah, painful, itchingand swelling...

Yeah, that's not helping.

You know what we need to do?

I'm too tired.

It'll make us feel better.

All right.

And a 5, 6, 7, 8...

Bet you Fred Astairenever had hemorrhoids.

No, he wore a tux,he didn't use them.

Wait a minute; classyguy, hitting the road.

Tux jacket swungover his shoulder,

nothing holding himback, he's suave,

he's debonair....

Have tux, will travel.

I like it.

Hallelujah!

Okay.

What time is it?

Late.

It's weird, I haven'theard from Jane.

She's probably asleep.

No, she said shewas going to call.

Hi, you've reached George; I can't take your call right now.

Hi baby, it's me.

You're not here and I've just been thinking about you

and thinking about you.

I can't stop thinking about you.

I can't do this George.

It's just too hard.

I want to do it but I can't.

I know it's not right to leave this on your machine,

but I couldn't bring myself to say it in person.

Oh my god.

I'm messed up baby.

You know it and I know it.

If I can't marry you I'd have to be...

I'm going to go away for a little bit.

I love you I really do.

What?

Jane's got cold feet.

I'm going over there.

I'll be back, I'll be back.

I'll be here.

Oh come on, come on.

I wish I met Janebefore she was married.

Hey buddy.

Can you tell me your name?

Yeah, George.

George Murray.

Well Georgie, you were in quitea little fender bender here.

Sorry man.

You know what happened?

Uh, I was drivingthrough an intersection.

I don't know;something hit me.

Did you see it?

Not clearly, but I feltit and I can tell you one

thing, it was no Smart Car.

Right.

If it was smart, then itprobably wouldn't have hit you.

Felt more like a hummer.

A hummer?

You a vet George?

You having a flashback?

Uh?

How's the head feeling?

I've felt better.

You know whereyou are George?

Uh, Woodruff and Hill.

You know the date?

November 2nd.

How about the year?

2009.

Okay George listen; we'regoing to get you in the

ambulance in justa minute okay.

Is there anybodyyou want us to call?

Anybody you want to meetyou at the hospital?

Jane.Okay.

Yeah...

Whoa, whoa, okay,we'll call her.

Do you remember her number?

No, you don't understand,I've got to go.

No, George, George, yousustained a blow to the head.

You need to goto the hospital.

I gotta getoutta here, I gotta go.

Geo...George, you're doingthis against medical advice!

I don't care!

Janie, open up it's George!

Janie are youin there? Open up!

Janie!

Jane...

You get away frommy door right now!

Got it?

No, this is Jane's door.

Welcome to thetwilight zone!

Harvey?

Harvey!

What's going on?

Hey you, this isyour wakeup call.

What?

You're wakeup call buddy.

Time to move on.

Oh, what a night.

What a nightmare.

Really tied one on huh?

There's an accident,I got a head injury.

The kind you get when youhit the bottle too hard.

Yeah.

Whoa, where do youthink you're going?

I'm going to my office.

Where, in there?

Only for thelast five years.

When the hell didwe redecorate?

Hey, where's Harvey?

Delivering the mail.

Very funny. Wherethe hell is he?

Relax buddy.

He's up on twodelivering the mail.

Okay, he'sdelivering the mail.

Where's Johnson;serving coffee?

Actually he'sright over there.

Oh, Mr. Johnson.

Thank god, I was startingto think I was going crazy.

You look good sir.

Thank you and who are you?

Very funny.

You know me.

Young man, I neverforget a face.

The hygiene guy.

I hardly think so.

Now kindly step aside.

What's going on?

What is going on here?

Is everybody gone crazy?

Apparently one of us has;let's continue gentlemen.

Harvey!

Thank god.

You would not believe what'shappened to me since I left you.

Do you know this man?

I've never seen this manbefore in my life boss.

But Harvey, it's me, George.Your partner.

I didn't evenknow he was gay.

Hey, whoa, I swear I'venever laid eyes on him.

Okay everybody, I'm punked.

Come on where's the cameras?

I want this man removed.

Yes sir Mr. Johnson.

Harvey, you gotta help me.

Look what areyou guys doing?

It's already been done.

It's not I can't hear you;it's can you hear me now?

What did you say?

Can you hear me now?

Can you hear me now?

Can you hear me now?

Can you hear me now?

Write that down?

Are you people tryingto go out of business?

Why, what do you mean?

Does this look familiar?

taco bell?

This guy is amazing.

Come over here John.

It's George sir.

Of course, comeover here George.

We're working on a new beercampaign geared to the

African Americandemographic.

What's your reaction?

Sir...wha's up?

What exactly do you mean?

Wha's up?

Wha's up?

Wha's up?

I've heard enough.Brilliant.

George, I want you to godown to personnel right now.

I already work here sir.

That's right George,you already work here.

But would you minddoing a guy a favor?

Could you go down there andhumor me by filling out some

paperwork?

If you insist sir.

Thank you George.

And George, look your friendHarvey can go down with you.

Don't lethim out of your sight.

He may be a kook but he'san advertising savant

and I want him.

George?

So Mr. Murray you say you'vebeen with us since 2004.

Yeah, spring 2004and after two years,

Harvey Blinten and Istarted our partnership.

You mean themailroom Harvey?

Yeah...no, I mean hewasn't mailroom Harvey.

Look, my paperwork has gotto be in there somewhere.

Okay, okay, Mr. Murray, it'sjust that I can't seem to

find it right now.

So I'm going to fill outsome new paperwork with

today as your start date.

Do you think that wouldbe okay Mr. Murray?

Yeah, okay great.

It makes about as muchsense as anything else.

So your new hiredate will be Nov. 3rd, 1999.

2009.

99

What are you talking about?

See here, Nov. 3rd,1999, your new start date.

Nov. 3rd, 1999?

Maybe I am crazy.

Can a concussion do this?

Oh my god!

My wish... right beforethe accident there was

a yellow light.

Its 1999.

What's the day?

Nov. 3rd.

I wish I met Janebefore she was married.

That's exactly what I said.

Jane's not married yet.

The wedding's not until the 6th.I've still got three days.

I've got to get out of here.

We can't leave.Mr. Johnson said....

Can you hear me?

I've only got three days!

But Mr. Johnson said....

Wha's up?

Thank god.

Okay.

Whenever we laid eyes oneach other we were falling

madly in love.

Yes, yes, yes.

OK, then we'll defintelybe there.

My god, what areyou doing here?

Hi!

I thought you hadto be at work.

I did, but I had an unstoppableurge to bring you flowers.

She doesn't evenlike daisies.

I know.

Oh baby, thank you.

I also wanted to tell youthat I have to work late

again tonight so I won't beable to meet you for dinner.

Really? Again?

Yeah, I know, I know I'moverworked, but just think,

in a few days we'll bemarried and then you'll

never, ever get rid of me.

Promise?

That's what you think.

May I help you?

Me?

Yeah.

No...uh...yeah, is thisthe Don't Throw Away?

Yeah, I just wanted to saythat I really like your paper.

It's got a great energy.

Practically vibratesright off the page.

It really does, doesn't it.

Yeah.

You're here to tell me that?

Yeah, just came downto tell you that.

Oh, okay.

It's really sonice to have a fan.

You know what; on your wayout why don't you grab our

next issue.

It's the Y2K issue.

Actually I'mhere for the job.

Oh, we don't needanymore freelancers.

No, no, the paperdelivery office job.

Well that's usually reservedfor someone who still lives

at home with his parents.

I just want to be in thenewspaper industry and I'm

willing to start at thebottom and work my way up.

Okay, but it's not CaryGrant and his girl Friday.

I mean it would be like youknow answering phones and

errands and well...wewould be your bosses.

Hi, I'm Jane Gardner.

Hi, I'm George Murray.

I really want to workhere and I had a very,

very strong feeling when Iwalked in that this is where

I'm supposed to be.

It just feels right.

Hey.

Hey.

How's it going out here?

Good, you finallygot me exercising.

Finally?

I mean finallygetting my exercise.

Oh yeah, I know.

Unfortunately you're goingto probably get more than

your fair share today.

Here's a list of all thedelivery locations and I'm

probably going....

Jane, lover boy'son the phone.

Oh, okay, I'llbe right there.

And here is the key.

That's it?

Yeah, lover boy'son the phone.

Doing a great job.

Whenever we laid eyes oneach other blah, blah, blah.

Jane I know we've only knowneach other for a few hours

but we're meantto be together,

drop Doug and marry me.

Sure, I'll give the guy I'vebeen mad about since college

to marry you, an overgrowncirculation engineer.

Jane I'm not going tobeat around the bush.

I've come from the futurewhere we're in love so we

can fall in lovein the past.

You must marry me.

That'll work.

Jane, marry me before I have aheart attack.

Yeah, I alwaysfound the sympathy

approach works best too.

Harvey, what areyou doing here?

Johnson sent meto bring you back.

I'm not going back.

After what the big guysaw of you this morning,

he won't take nofor an answer.

Harvey, that was a mistake.

I didn't mean to do that.

What are you talking about?Your ideas were great.

Well that's thething Harvey,

they weren't my ideas.

They were a whole bunchof other peoples'.

I don't like it whenthe crazy talk starts.

Harvey you shouldshow him your ideas;

your ideas are great.

How would you know?

Crazy people know things.

Look, if you change yourmind call me any time.

Don't you ever move?

I love writingmy own horoscope.

All Pisces will be lucky in loveand will make beautiful brides.

I'm channeling Piscesright now, let me do it.

Listen to this one.

Don't make any life changingdecisions this month and if

you already have, stop.

It's all wrong for you.

Look around the corner.

Something wonderfulis about to come.

Hey, I'm back.

George, you'vebeen gone for ages.

Yeah, thosepapers are heavy.

So George, sit down andhave some pizza with us.

I think there'sa little left.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thanks.

All right, so that's itfor horoscopes, right?

On to predictions.

Okay, I did one ofthose too and I'm done.

Do you want to hear it?Mhm.

Okay, I predict and myangel guide assures me,

in the spirit of inclusionand enlightenment that our

next president willdefinitely be a woman.

It's her 10% success rate thatgives her such confidence.

Pay no attention toher, I am very accurate.

I've got one.

Okay... I predict...

Do you want to try one?

It's not like there areany rules or anything.

Uh, I don't think I'dbe any good at it.

George, George, if you want tobe in the newspaper business

you have to take assignmentsthat are given to you.

Come on, try one.

Just make it up.

Okay, how about Paris Hiltondoes time in the big house.

Sorry, how about Martha Stewartdoes time in the big house.

We're not theNational Enquirer,

I have to beable to print it.

It's just...it has tobe somewhat realistic.

You want to try again?

Okay, let's see.

Arnold Schwarzeneggerbecomes Governor of CA.

He doesn't get it.

Yeah, it's allright. It's all right.

You know what; I shouldreally get going anyway.

Doug's going to be off worksoon and we have so much to

deal with before Saturday.

Are you coming in tomorrow?

Uh, half day tomorrow andthen you won't see me until

after the honeymoon.

Half day tomorrowand then you're gone?

But you're the only reasonI knew what to do today.

Oh, well Mary can teach youanything you need to know.

Yeah, but I have to be ableto get in touch with you.

George, she'sgetting married.

But work is importanttoo isn't it?

George, you just need to gohome and soak in a hot tub.

You look exhausted.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

I'll do that just as soon asI figure out where I'm going

to stay tonight.

You don't haveanywhere to stay?

Well I cam into townunexpectedly and I just...I

haven't had a chance to findan apartment yet, so...

I've a couch in the backyou can crash on it.

Yeah, that'd be fine.

I mean I'm not going to beable to take that hot bath

that you recommended but,no, that would be okay.

Well, I mean you canstay at my apartment.

I have a day bed.

It's nothing fancy but youknow you're welcome to it.

Well that would be great.

Yeah, I mean I'mgetting married,

I'm never there anyway.

I'm usually here orwith Doug or, you know,

doing last minutewedding stuff.

Okay, great, thank you.

Okay, good.

Well I will giveyou a lift then.

Yeah.

Bye.

What?

You don't like my driving?

No, your driving is fine.

You just remindme of someone.

God, I always get that.

I guess I have one ofthose faces, you know.

No, I don't think so.

Your face isdefinitely an original.

In fact I've never seenanother quite like it.

Oh, hurry, there's alight, you gotta make it.

Sorry.

Two tickets last year.

Oh George, before I forget,I'll give you my spare key.

It's going to be upstairs,#4 at the end of the hall.

Are you going tocome up or...?

Oh no, no, I can't.

I've got to meet Doug.

Oh, well thank you, you've beenas kind as I thought you'd be.

Oh no worries.

Just make yourself at home.

Take a hot bath,get some sleep.

Oh and help yourself toanything in the kitchen.

Just check theexpiration dates.

I know.

What?

I will.

Not this time around.

So, Doug sent me my very, veryfavorite flowers in the world.

Now what do you have tosay for yourself huh?

I say they are beautiful andI say they're not from Doug.

Of course they are; whoelse would they be from?

Morning Jane.

Him?

Wait, you bought me flowers?

Oh, I just wanted to thankyou for letting me stay at

your place last night.

Did she tell you Ilove Calla lilies?

Not guilty.

I love them too.I couldn't resist.

Aren't they themost beautiful?

Thank you.

I got somepastries too here.

Oh yeah, what have you got?

Oh my god, I love thesechocolate twisty things!

These happen to be one ofmy favorite danishes too.

Coincidence.

Hey, did Doug call?

No.

Not that I know of.

I have so much todo I'm freaking out.

Like what?

Like I'm getting married onSaturday and we haven't even

got any gifts forthe wedding party.

It's just...as soon as hecalls we're going to go

shopping...

Got you coffee too.

Oh you know what; I'm reallypicky about my coffee, sorry.

It's double espresso,whole milk, three sugars?

I hope that's okay?

Don't you people listento anything I say?

You've got exactly two hoursto come up with something

fresh and original.

Anything that doesn'tbelong in a shredder!

Go!

There you are.

Well, where is he?

Well Mr. Johnson, Itried, I really did.

Can't anybody do anythingright around here?

Actually I know this may bea bit out of the ordinary, but

I was thinking I might havesome sketches you might like.

Looking to get out ofthe mailroom are we?

Isn't everybody?

Tell you what; either youbring that genius back here

in time for the 2:00 meetingor you can consider yourself

out of the mailroompermanently.

Understand?

Then why are you still here?

Hey, where are you going?

You deliver yourmail already?

Aw, I'm on some specialassignment for Johnson

he's such a jerk.

Well you want me to makeyour deliveries for you?

You're kidding? Really?

Yeah, sure, it's no problem.

Don't worry about a thing.

You Don't ThrowAway, can I help you?

Yeah, let me talk to Jane, it's Doug.

Um, she's nothere right now.

Can I take a message.

Yeah, it's Doug, tell her I'm ready to meet her.

Bad...can't...can't...hear....

What...hello?

Hello?

They're beautiful.

I know, aren't they?

So sweet of himto bring them.

That's why he's here, tobring you flowers and Danish

and the perfectcup of coffee.

He's here because he's abit of an eccentric and he

doesn't seem to mindbeing grossly underpaid.

Don't Throw Away,can I help you?

Yeah, you can....Iwant to speak....

Hello...hello...

I said tell Jane that....

Can't hear you, call back.

That was Doug, it was areally bad connection but I

think he said that he wascompletely unavailable and

that you should go onwithout him and then his

phone completely died.

Oh no, I've no idea what I'mgoing to get for these

usher gifts.

I could help you; I'vebeen an usher before.

I know what ushers like.

Yeah, you can go and I willstay here ad man the phone.

Really, would you?

Oh you guys, thatwould be great.

That would be so great.

I'm going to get an advancefrom petty cash for you so

that while you're outshopping maybe you could

stop at the men'sdepartment and...

Buy something new.

Huh.

You see this one here?

Oh the blue?

Yeah.

That's actuallyone of our colors.

Let me see.

Here.

Oh, okay.

It's perfect.

I'll take three.

Do you wrap them?

Of course.

Oh that'd begreat, thank you.

Thank you for finding it.

I owe you one.

Sure now to the usher gifts.

Yes and then we can getyou out of these clothes.

You found the perfect thing.

I'm really pleased.

So now on to theusher gifts...

Oh, thank god I found you.

Look, you have to come backto the agency with me right now.

Are you following me?

No, your office told mewhere you'd be and I've been

looking everywhere for you.

Harvey, I'm not comingback; I told you.

Plus, I'm kind ofbusy right now.

Hi.

Jane, Harvey,Harvey this is Jane.

Hi there.

Oh yeah, Jane.

I've only got three days!

Nice seeing youagain Harvey,

but we need to get going.

Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane,you have to help me.

If I don't get him back tothe office right now my boss

is going to fire me.

Oh my god.

George you should go.

I can do the ushergifts on my own.

No, no, no.

I want to help you.

All you have to do is spendten minutes astounding

Mitsubishi while I just baskin the glow of your heroism

and then you'reout of there.

Mitsubishi? Today's theMitsubishi meeting?

Yeah, in like 20 minutes.

All right we need to getthere before someone puts

their sticky fingerson your sketches.

My sketches?

No, Johnson wantsyou at the meeting.

No, all right....

You guys seem likeyou're really busy.

I'm going to get going.

No, Jane, Jane,come with us.

No, no, no, I'veso much to do...

We need your help,plus you owe me one.

Come on.

Are you sure it'sgoing to be...

Oh yes.

Harvey, you came back.

Look, Johnson's on a tear.

He thinks he's gong to losesome big campaign and he's

blaming it all on you.

What?Yeah.

Well what do I do?

Get the heck out of here.

Don't show your faceagain until tomorrow.

Go, I'll cover for you.

They were rightwhere I left them.

You didn't tell anybodyI was here right?

No, I did just whatyou told me to.

Good.

These are um....

Awful.

Really, I knowif you were...

Oh my god!

No, these aren't mysketches...oh no, no,

these aren't mine.

I would never draw these.

Oh...

That's why Jack was soanxious to get rid of me.

He switched them.

How did you know?

Cause I know that creep froma long time ago and he's

finally about to get his.

Oh, sorry.

Sorry,what a klutz I am.

You okay?

Oh yeah, thank you.You're welcome.

Thanks a lot.

No problem.

Is Harvey Blinten back?

No sir.

Three martini lunch.

Yeah, I hate to say it but Ithink he may be in need of

your very generousemployee rehab program.

In that case I guessthis is your lucky day.

I guess so.

After you.

No, please.

I insist.

No, please.

That was some firstrate work boys.

First thing tomorrow morningsee me in my office,

the martinis are on me andso are the promotions.

Thank you sir.

Promotions!

I guess it went prettywell in there huh?

And a five, six,seven, eight....right,

I haven't taughtyou that yet.

So I have to say today feltvery mission impossible.

It was fun.

But I still don't gethow you knew what to do.

Mission Impossible, I'mMr. Phelps and Mr. Phelps

knows what to do.

And you, you were anextremely attractive,

highly intelligent, totallydistracting femme fatale.

Okay, people whatcan I get for you?

A...can you go first?

Okay, whatcan I get for you?

I'm going to havethe burger and fries.

Go ahead Jane, you loveburgers, just get one.

Stop doing that.

What?

Stop reading my mind.

Oh honey, don't scold themfor the things they do right.

You know my husband, hedidn't care if I ordered a

pizza, burger or thedog food platter.

No, we're not married.

Well hang onto this onetoots, he's a rarity;

a man who wantsto make you happy.

Okay, thank you Marry Anne,I will keep that in mind.

But in the meantime can Ihave the cob salad please?

Thank you for yourwisdom Mary Anne.

Yours was better.

I told you.

I know; I shouldhave had the burger.

Burger, burger.

Oh, I got you something.

Wow!

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Does this mean I'min the wedding now?

No.

It was just when we foundthem for the ushers you said

you always wanted one, so...

That's really sweet.

Thanks.

So George, you can't reallyturn down that advertising

job can you?

Yes.

Seriously?

To deliver papers?

Well maybe I'llget a promotion.

Maybe you'll becomethe next Dear Abby.

Sounds good to me.

Although right now I wish Iwas a little more Elizabeth

Barrett Browning, but...

Why is that?

Well sort of trying to writeDoug a poem for the ceremony

and it's not going well.

Turns out it's a lot harderthan one would think.

You know he's not going tolike it if its too romantic

or mushy or...

Well maybe I could help.

Really?

Okay, go ahead.

Something not too mushyfor an unromantic groom.

Okay, I didn't say that.

Just you know,not too much...

Roses are red,violets are blue,

I hadn't met my soul matewhen I said I'd marry you.

Maybe a littlemushier than that.

More mushy?

Yeah a little bit.

Well it may not beverse but here goes.

If I was marrying the womanof my dreams on Saturday,

I would tell her that she isthe only woman in the world

with whom I could spendthe rest of my life.

And that once I found herewe'd really have no choice

but to be together no matterthe place...

no matter the time...

Lucky girl.

With Mary Anne boy, shehad a lot to say huh?

She is a talker.

I can't find the light.

It's right here.

Oh, right there.

Doug, what areyou doing here?

Waiting for you.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Have you been here long?

Long enough.

Well don't be mad, we werejust...we found great gifts

for the wedding party.

We got these great necklacesfor the bridesmaids and

these utility knivesfor the ushers...

We?

Yeah, I went with George,George from the office.

We should get going anywayto your place, right babe.

I mean we have to finalizethe seating chart and all that.

Let's get some dinnerfirst, I am starving.

Oh, me too.

I'm starving.

Well thank you Georgefor all the help.

No problem.

And you know, don't worryabout work; you'll be fine.

Thanks Jane, you'vebeen nothing but kind.

We should be going.

Yes, we should.

Good bye.

Bye Jane.

We've got our eyes on you.

George,are you in there?

Yeah.

It's me Jane.

Hold on.

What's going on?What happened?

Sorry. Oh sorry.

I feel so stupidcoming here like this.

Don't be silly,its your apartment.

I just...I didn't know whereto go and I was driving

around and it just made mefeel worse so

....Sit, sit, sit.

Thank you.

Want some water?

Wine please.

In one of the biggerglasses please.

I'm sorry, this isso embarrassing.

What's going on?

Um...just Doug and I arefighting about everything.

Like what?

Um...like my lettingyou stay here.

He said you're trying totake advantage of me.

What did you say?

Nothing.

I wanted to defend you butI just...I just thought it

would be easier to letit blow over, you know.

To my assertive training...

And then in the middle ofeverything he got beeped and

had to go back to work.

Do you believe him?

Sort of, I don't now.

I mean...I wantto believe him.

I'm just such anidiot, you know.

I always end up apologizinganyway after we fight.

Can I have somemore wine please?

Sure thing Janie.

Nobody calls meJanie anymore.

I like it.

There you go Janie.

What is it with you?

Where did you come from?

I've never metanyone like you.

It's just me.

Okay, see thatdoesn't mean anything.

I want to know whatyou're story is.

I mean, smart, funny, greatlooking guy just waltzes

into town with theshirt on his back?

Where did you come from?

I'm a lost soul travelingthrough time trying to pick

up the pieces ofmy shattered life.

Oh god, please, noneof this New Age crap,

I get enough ofthat from Mary.

Please tell me in concrete,earth bound terms ...what

are you doing here?

I got my heart brokeand I skipped town.

Really?

I lost the woman I wanted tospend the rest of my life with.

What happened?

After her first marriage toa guy that was completely

wrong for her, she wasscared to death to do it again.

But I was so sure about us Iconvinced her she had to

be my wife.

But while I was offcelebrating our engagement

she was sinking into a holeI didn't know existed.

Then one day she was gone.

What was she like?

Beautiful, smart,funny, a little nutty.

No one every made mefeel the way she did.

That's so sad.

She broke my heart.

You're too sweet tohave your heart broken.

Feeling a little better now.

Maybe you'll fallin love again.

I think so.

Mm, you're a romantic.

I like that.

Night George.

Baby I just had themost vivid dream.

Weird too.

Oh...hello?

Doug?

Oh, no, no, I just woke up.

No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

I just...I had a few glassesof wine last night and just

fell asleep.

Um, he went to a hotel.

You are?

No, I'm just surprisedto hear you say that.

Well I'm sorry too.

I'm so sorry.

I really should have juststayed there and waited for

you last night.

I overreacted.

I think I havethe jitters too.

I can't believeit's tomorrow.

Okay, well I'll just see youat the rehearsal at 4:00 then.

Oh, no, shoot, I forgot topick up my wedding shoes

from the office andI really need them.

You can? Really?

Oh no, that wouldbe so great.

Okay, okay, thanksso much...all right,

I'll see you then.

Yeah, you too.

Bye.

So that's it?

One I'm sorry andeverything's fine?

Oh come on George, everybodyfights before their wedding.

That's just whathappens you know.

He said he was sorry.

He said he had to worklate and ...I believe him.

Why do you believe him?

Because.

Because we've been togethera really long time.

What does that matter?

You weren't so willing tobelieve everything last night.

Forget about last night.

I don't want to forgetabout last night Jane.

Hey, something washappening last night.

Okay, last night youand I drank some wine,

shot the breezeand fell asleep.

That's it, okay?

I'm getting married tomorrow and I really have a

lot of things I'vegotta take care of.

You're not in love with him.

George, I really gotta go.

George?

Pick up the phone.

The Don't ThrowAway, Mary speaking.

Hello?

Great!

Uh, George, whenthe phone rings,

you're supposedto answer it.

I'm sorry, wasthe phone ringing?

Yeah, it was.

Are you okay?

Uh...I can't stopthinking about Jane.

Oh...I knew it!

Is it that obvious?

Well you see with my psychicabilities I could tell from

the beginning that youwere deeply connected.

In fact, I would say thatyou probably loved each

other very muchin a past life.

Future.

Future?

We love each otherin a future life.

Future lives?

Yeah.

Why don't I knowabout these?

Sit down Mary, you'regoing to be the first

to hear all about it.

I knew that you weredestined to be together...

in the past I had doubtsabout my predictions,

but not any more.

This is proof.

I can tell the future.

Well you were rightabout Doug too.

Today when he's supposed tobe at the wedding rehearsal

he's actually upstairs inthe honeymoon suite messing

around with thewedding coordinator.

Oh, I was rightabout him too?

Oh, but that's awful.

You know Jane said shewished somebody would have

taken her upstairs and shownhere who Doug really was

before she got married.

Why don't you?

Well I don't wantto break her heart.

There's got tobe an easier way.

Well does she know howyou feel about her?

She couldn't miss it.

Did you tell her?

I didn't tell herright out exactly.

She's do for a final fittingat Westwood Bridal now.

All right, I'm going to tell herexactly how I feel about her.

Yes.

You know what; if thewedding's not cancelled by

4:00 this afternoon, youcould be my date to the

rehearsal dinnertonight, okay.

And then together we couldtake Jane up to the bridal

suite and show her thatDoug started the

honeymoon without her.

I mean it'll sting, but it'snot going to sting as much

as if she married that jerk.

Love will prevail.

It has to.

And if it doesn't, thefuture is on your side.

Whew! The future!

George.

May I come in?

Oh, sorry.

Excuse us.

What are you doing here?

I really wanted to see you.

Mary told me you'd be here.

I'm glad you came.

I wanted to see you too.

I'm sorry I snappedat you this morning.

It wasn't fair.

You look incredible.

You think?

Yeah, like a picture.

I love my dress.

Have you been practicingyour first dance?

Oh no, god no.

Doug thinks its torture.

You could practice with me.

We don't have any music.

♪ : I think ofyou every morning, ♪

♪ dream of you every night.

My parents used todance to that song.

I used to think itwas so embarrassing.

♪ Darling I'm never lonely,whenever you're in sight. ♪

♪ Now I think its romantic.

♪ I love you; forsentimental reasons. ♪

♪ I hope you dobelieve me... ♪

I've given you my .... Youdon't need any practice;

you're a wonderful dancer.

Jane, I'm in love with you.

George...timingis everything.

You're not married yet.

Maybe if we had metearlier or under different

circumstances...

Marry me tomorrow.

It's crazy.

I don't even know you.

You don't know me.

I could neverdo that to Doug.

Why not?

Why are you so loyal to him?

He's a liar and a cheat.

Okay, that's enough.

Please, please, youshouldn't even be here.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to upset you.

I'm just absolutely certainthat you are making a very,

very bad decision.

Look, Doug is going to be myhusband and you are going to

be that really great guy I metright before I got married.

Okay, so stop makingme miserable please.

You're miserable becauseyou know I'm right.

You're miserable becauseyou're about to marry a guy who

doesn't know you hate daisiesor how you take your coffee.

You have to leave George.

This isn't the marriageyou dreamed of.

We are.

George.

I'm not going to sit by andwatch you make a mistake.

You don't have to.

You're not invited.

Just go.

Please go.

I didn't realize my maid ofhonor was bringing a date.

I'm sorry to do thisto you here, now,

but there's something youneed to know about Doug and

it just...it can't wait.

You just don'tgive up do you?

Do you even knowwhere Doug is?

He's running late.

He'll be here any minute.

Jane, he's upstairs inthe honeymoon suite

with another woman.

You brought him hereto tell me that?

Jane, Doug ischeating on you.

I didn't want to have totell you but you need to

know the truth beforeyou get married.

I do know the truth.

Prove us wrong then.

Let's go upstairs.

If you're so sure he's notupstairs with another woman

then come with us.

I mean what could it hurt?

Fine. Fine.

You want me to go up there,let's get it over with.

Now remember Janeyou're not alone.

We're right here with you.

Doug!

What are you doing here?

Honey, you'reruining the surprise.

Surprise?

Your wedding present.

Oh my god, yougot me a present?

I didn't get you anything.

Oh...thank you.

Oh look, your friendsfrom the office.

Hey.

I think they werejust leaving.

Honey, I'm so sorry butI forgot to pick up the

wedding party giftsfrom your place.

Oh no, shoot.

We gotta passthose out tonight.

I know.

Oh, maybe George herewouldn't mind running over

there and gettingthem for us.

Me?

Yeah, you did pick them out.

I'm sure Jane would reallyappreciate it if you could

do that for us.

Sure, whatever.

It's fine.

Thanks.

That was so embarrassing.

I don't understand whathappened unless somehow Doug

knew we were coming.

Maybe he's from a littlefurther into the future than

you, huh George?

This is so sweet of you.

Let's see what we got here.

What is this?

An IOU?

Exactly.

IOU the weddingpresent of your choice.

This way you can go outand get whatever you want.

Now don't worry, there'll beplenty of time for you to

get me a gift too.

Okay.

Well we should probablyget down there huh?

They're probablyready for us.

Why don't you go first?

I should check in with theoffice before we start, okay?

Okay, but don't betoo long, all right.

I won't.

See you down there.

Yes hello, I'd liketo report a robbery.

My girlfriend's keys wererecently stolen and her

neighbour just called sayingsomeone suspicious was

trying to getinto the house.

Just a minute honey.

Yes, 1408 3rdAve. apartment #4.

Exactly.

Can you send a car overthere right away please?

Thank you.

How many honeymoons are youplanning to have

in here darling?

Just as many asI can get sugar.

We don't have time for this.

They're alldownstairs waiting.

You don't want an uncoordinatedwedding now do you?

I'll take my chances.

I know that George and Ilook like idiots up there,

but I'm telling you,Doug is up to something.

Where is George anyway?

He didn't even comeback with the gifts.

I know, it is kind of late.

Maybe he was just tooembarrassed to come back.

Well he should be.

I mean how could you believesomething as ridiculous as

Doug and the weddingcoordinator?

Because George told me.

He is very intuitive.

George knows things.

Well he certainly knows you.

Well he was wrongtonight wasn't he?

Unfortunately.

So my maid of honor issorry that my fiancé is not

cheating on me.

You're fired.

Fired!

Oh, what a relief.

Now I don't haveto hold my tongue.

Hold your tongue?

Every other word out of yourmouth is some wise crack

about Doug.

Yeah, but I never really gotto say what I needed to say

because this whole maid ofhonor thing tripped me up.

I mean but now Georgeis here and I'm fired.

So here goes.

I know what itslike to be alone.

I know what its like towant someone in your life.

I know what its like to justtake anyone because you just

can't believe that anythingbetter is going to come along.

Mary, you will findsomeone, I know you will.

We are not talking about me.

Don't settle for Doug,especially now that you've

glimpsed a future in whichthere is the kind of love

most of us will onlydream about.

Doug!

Jane!

You two should be up herepracticing for tomorrow.

Oh daddy, you knowDoug hates to dance, and

besides I already practicedearlier at my fitting.

You and your dress dancedtogether at the bridal shop?

No, George was there andI was in my dress and the

moment just sortof took over.

Is he a good partner?

Yes he is.

He can dance?

Yes, he can.

And he's great to hisfriends and he's loyal and

charming and kindand attentive and...

Jane, George loves you.

He really loves you.

And wherever orwhenever he's from,

there's no denying that.

You and George aremade for each other.

It's a fantasy Mary.

George is a fantasy.

Doug is reality.

George is three days,Doug is five years.

George is impulse andintuition and Doug is ...

Doug is what?

All mine.

Empty your pockets.

Put everything onthe counter please.

Its Jane's ring.

And now it's mine.

Hey, when do I get tomake my phone call?

What about my phone call?

Where's my public defender?

Hey? Hey man, Iknow my rights.

I've been in here two weeks,could you give me a phone call?

Two weeks?

I don't have two weeks.

Hey, hey, somebodyget me out of here!

Hey, get me out of here.

I need to make a phone call.

Hey!

So in a couple of hoursshe's going to be marrying

this guy Doug okay and she'snot in love with Doug,

believe me, she'sin love with me.

So I have to puta stop to it.

Which is why I gottaget out of here!

Come on man!

Hey, big mouth, detectiveswant to see you.

Great, let's go.

Is it all right?Mhm.

Is it centered?

Yeah.

Okay. Thanks.

Honeymoon suite, maidof honor speaking.

George?

What happened?

Where are you?

Jail?

Hold on, she's right here.

George?

What is going on?

I got arrested for burglary.

Somebody reported yourapartment key stolen and sent

the police there just as I waswalking out with the gifts.

Oh my god.

Who'd do somethinglike that?

Well Doug is on theshort list of suspects.

Look George, I don'tknow what happened,

but I'm so sorry.

I'll send someone to bailyou out just as soon as the

ceremony is over.

Jane, listen to me.

I've got somethingvery important I

need to tell you now.

Okay George, I'm listening.

You and I are destinedto be together.

In ten years we'regoing to be engaged...

George...

The fiancé, the oneI told you about,

the one who broke my heart?

She's you.

I know this is going tosound crazy but I've come

from the futurewhere we're in love,

to stop you frommarrying the wrong man.

Okay, listen George, Ireally can't do this.

Before I came here you toldme Doug was having an affair

with the weddingcoordinator.

You even told me that hehad to nerve to wink at her

during the ceremony.

You ignore it then.

Jane, please don'tignore it this time.

I'll send someone assoon as I can, okay?

Goodbye George.

Can I make anotherphone call?

I wouldn't missit for the world.

Thanks man.

Don't be nervous now.

Got it, let's go.We gotta get to the wedding.

Okay everyone, here I go.

move along.

Listen, as soon asits over .

Yes, I take care ofeverything, don't worry.

Okay.

Oh, come on, come on.

All right, you knowwhat; I'm going.

Wait for me at the mainentrance and thanks for

bailing me out buddy.

Hey...thanks for bailingme out of the mailroom.

Jane, Doug, we are heretoday with your loved ones

and your friends all aroundyou because you have decided

to make your preciousunion a permanent one.

Did you get George arrested?

Did you get George arrested?

I have no idea whatyou're talking about.

Is everything all right?

Of course it is,please, please go on.

So you didn't do it then?

Of course not, why wouldI do something like that?

Okay, sorry, sorry.

Go ahead.

Okey, dokey then...

I'd like you to turn to oneanother so that throughout

the ceremony you can lookinto the eyes of the one

with whom you have chosenabove all others to

spend your life.

I'd like you to repeat afterme as you put the ring on

Jane's finger, these words.

With this ring as a symbol ofmy undying love I thee wed.

With this ring as a symbol ofmy undying love I thee wed.

What was that?

What?

You winked at her!

No, I had somethingin my eye.

Oh my god.

I say you, youwinked at her.

Jane, stop!

Don't do it.

George, George,you were right.

He did it. He winkedher. I saw it.

I had something in my eye!

Oh, I love you Janie!

Oh god, I know thisis completely insane,

but I love you too.

Jane Lucy Gardner,will you marry me?

Yes, yes, athousand times yes.

Incoming.

What is that ring?

That's mygrandmother's ring.

It's your engagementring, from the future.

That's it, I'mgoing to kill him.

Okay...

George...

...sorry,excuse me....

Harvey, quick,give me the keys.

Oh thank you.

So I guess we've gottenengaged twice now.

Yeah, talk aboutplaying hard to get.

Oh, oh.

Come on, come on.

He made it.

Of course he did.

You can't stop fate.

Hold on, it's time to finallylose that guy for good.

Careful, lightsabout to change.

What are you doing?

Yellow light, make a wish.

Make a wish?

I wish you wouldn't gothrough the light...we're

not going to make it!

You did it.

You did it!

Oh god!

George?

George, are you all right?

What?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm not the one who fainted.

What's going on?

Are you getting married?

No, Jane, Jane,don't get married.

It's wrong.

Wait a minute, I'mthe groom aren't I?

I'm the groom.

Baby we don't have to dothis if you don't want to;

I think you must havereally bumped your head

when you fainted.

No, I'm feeling great.

I'm just getting used to it.

I'm George Murray, we're atthe Stonehouse Inn and the

year is 2009...?

Yeah.

Okay, all right.

No time like the present.

Jane, George...

Wait a minute. No, wait aminute...

What? Jane, no...

No, I have something to say.

Before I met you I didn'tthink a love like ours was

possible and thenthere you were.

You told me our love wasreal and that it would last

and you were right.

I just want to say I havenever loved anyone the way

I love you.

So the answer to yourquestion is, I do.

And now George.

I do...I absolutely do.

Does that meanwe're married now?

Of course you'remarried George.

And may I say I can't thinkof a more beautiful way for

you to celebrate your 10thwedding anniversary than by

this renewal of your vows.

Thank you.

Ten years?

Ten years baby.

You may now kiss the wife.

Feeling better?

Much. Feeling great.

I want a vow renewal.

You two?

It's so great.

Oh, I got a card fromthe office for you.

I think almosteveryone signed it.

So nice.

Even Johnson?

Not from Johnson's officeGeorge, it's from ours.

Blinten and Murray?

Binten and Murray?

Harvey, that's fantastic.

Okay.

Wow!

Only one thing would makethis day more perfect.

Got the car all readyfor the happy couple,

not its right backto the office for me.

The mailrooms don't runthemselves, right boss?

Right, right.

That was it.

Very familiar.

Sweetheart.

Love you.

Hurry back George.

Bye everybody.

Thank you.

Janie you make allmy wishes come true.

You're very sweet you know?

But just in case,I think I'll do the driving.