Original subtitles

Oh fuck !

What do I do ?

* -I have a solution. - Go ahead, give birth!

- But I want something.

- Are you serious ?

"Gimme Some Lovin" (Steve Winwood)

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- Steven?

---

- Yes ?

- When leaving, make sure not to wake up

My children, if it pleases you. - Oh yes... Quite, yes. Yes.

You received it? What is your solution?

"I'll give you the number of a box that will save you."

- What box?

- I'm going to kill him!

On the head of my mother ! Sorry mom.

We're ringing.

Oh!

"Mademoiselle, your fiance is a hero."

- What happened ?

"He saved Timmy,

The dog of a blind child.

One night of hospital and a broken phone.

You can be proud of him.

- And I was thugging you.

I'm sorry.

I am a monster !

(-It is not serious.)

- Oh ! Sorry.

Sorry my love. Qa going?

- And veiled.

He could enjoy his day without worrying about anything.

And that, thanks to us.

- Well done. It's brilliant.

Your physics and your conquests

Have you given the idea to create this box?

- That's nice, but no. At ten years,

My mother grilled an infidelity of my father.

She had already surrendered.

My father regretted. I have suffered.

If he had not been caught, he would have escaped

All 9a.

You got a great resume.

It's impressive.

Just a question.

You never stay more than 6 months?

- The routine tires me.

In your society, you should not be bored.

The phone vibrates.

- Excuse me.

Yes ?

"He will not be in the morning."

- Why ? * -lmagine

The time it takes to squirm.

- You must be ahead.

Mehdi laughs.

- In any case,

Your profile interests me. If you want, you're welcome.

If you have any questions, do not hesitate.

- Only one.

I start when my training, boss?

- A little lie does less harm than the truth.

Live his desires and be discreet.

That is our motto.

Frangoise!

Q3 Goes?

- Very good.

- Hold. - Thank you.

See you next week.

- Fran, look out. You have given

Your blouse upside down.

- Thank you.

Who will eat good muffins?

- It's me !

These are cooking classes.

But you stained your skirt by cooking.

Naughty!

- Some will say that our society is immoral.

It's wrong. We do not endorse it.

We are tied to prevent victims from suffering.

The problem does not concern all our customers.

- Le, these are the typical colors of Pont-l'Abbé,

Yellow and orange.

Bip - Oh, it's Romain!

Yes my heart! * -C0uc0u, sweetheart!

* B0ns0ir, Jacques and Martine.

- BONSOIR, ROMAIN!

- Are you still in the office? "Yes, I do not.

* G0urd0n a advanced the meeting.

* Begin without me. J 'essa yerai

* To get to the dessert.

- Can you free yourself?

I have the pictures of Pont-l'Abbé,

Of the museum of the bigoudéne.

*-No ! What a pity !

*I leave you. I have work.

*I kiss you.

- Goodbye, honey ! - TO THE REVIEW, ROMAIN!

- Top, it's good. Great! Great!

I leave ga lé? - Yes.

Cheers

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"How long do you stay with your mother?"

- I'll be back on Sunday.

You know you're welcome.

- In the mountains with you and your mother, no thanks.

- However you want.

Music Entente

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- Good morning, Mr. Godet. You are fine ?

- We can not do better.

Excited like a fly in the ass of a cow.

- Good morning, Mr. Godet.

- Hello. Qa going?

"Good journey, Monsieur Godet." - Thank you.

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- So, Vegas?

- It's not the lotto of St-Just-en-Chaussée.

- Your toll tickets to Albertville.

And le Beaufort and dry sausage. - Thank you.

"Is he hiding his wife that he won the lottery?"

- The divorce has not yet been pronounced.

* -Back! Back! In stores ! cheers

*Makes some noise!

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Hubbub

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- Hello.

I present Clara to you. - Hello.

- Its good ? Are you okay?

- Yes it's good.

- Keep on going. Keep on going.

Music Entente

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- You're here, baby?

- Yeah, I'm right.

Qa went well your promo, my heart?

- I'm fucked up.

- I made you salmon papillote and vegetables on the téco.

- Oh yeah ? I'm gonna make you papouilles

Watching The Queen of Snows.

- Infallible alibis preserve the secret garden of our customers.

We thus free them from any personal constraint.

Custom solutions have been developed

To justify or excuse our customers without judging them.

Our goal is to help people.

- Here's your contract.

You sign it.

Lé is the confidentiality clause.

- You do nothing after?

We could go for a drink. - Sorry, I'm maqued.

- No, I was not talking to you.

- Ah...

- I told you it was over.

You know that commitment

it's not my thing.

- Good.

We put some music?

"Woman I love" (Jean-Luc Lahaye)

- Not the playlist of Greg. I can not stand the 80s anymore.

- You do not know. This is the best time.

Woman, woman

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- It is very good.

- Thank you.

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- Greg, can you shuffle? - Why ?

-I need to talk to you.

- What's the matter ?

- I know what you're playing with Mehdi?

- You're starting again ? In 20 years, have I betrayed you?

Flippers not.

No one will take your place. We are a team of superheroes.

You're Batman, I'm Superman.

- Muslim was ever part of the team.

- Stop a little.

Hey? Go.

Come on, I tell you.

Sail. Its good ?

No more questions? - No. Yes.

Why did not you stay with Clara?

- I'm not in love.

- You say ga because the story of your parents

Traumatized you.

And hate to love.

- I do not, I can not.

And you,

You never slept. Did you see

Than the vagina of your mother.

"I keep my little flower for the elect of my heart."

It's different. - You never dared.

- Yes. - In life,

Is not that video games...

barking

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Are they serious, people?

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There are things that disfigure me.

But then ga!

It's disgusting.

Come on, my little girl. Come.

Hjappe.

A'l'e! A car is approaching.

Braking and shock

The dog moaned.

* -An impact on a windscreen? Do not wait any longer.

* Call Carglass 08007721...

- lookie ! * - Or book on Carglass.

- Lookie...

Oh, Lookie!

What a connection!

I blame myself for having badly attached him. He is quite young.

- Do not be guilty. It's not

Of your fault.

- I should have taken him with me to piss.

When you look at me, I can not.

So ?

- So what ? He's dead, your cattle!

And that's good !

Qa makes me shit, the beasts.

It's a joke. I'm offline.

It goes very well, this con!

A bump, a broken tooth. To-morrow he makes Roland Garros.

Fuck, she's good! You want some ? Qa would derive the ass.

And you, the blonde, right? - No thanks.

- They're not funny, both.

Come back tomorrow, I'll give you your catch. " Hello.

- Ben... cool! - I am relieved.

I do not know how to thank you.

- Pff... - A restaurant ?

Money ? A pipe?

I'm sorry.

It is the pressure that falls.

- It's nothing.

- And I'm not hungry.

She laughs.

He laughed.

yowling

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Q3 Goes?

- Yes Yes. Yes.

Well... - I have to go.

- OK. - Thank you for coming with me.

My name is Florence, Florence Martin.

- Gregory. Gregory Van Huffel.

- Enchanted. - Nice to meet you.

Soft music

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- It's okay, we put Clara down.

So everything is fine ?

- I do not really know.

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Hello.

- Hello.

Veiled... I come to see you for a married friend.

He met a young woman

With whom he would like to leave

in Week-end. And...

How can you help him? - I see.

What's his name ?

- Uh... - His first name ?

- Jean Claude. - Jean Claude. OK.

So tell your friend that we can put in place

"An alibi lining".

One sends someone to him, or is supposed to be.

This lining

Will use its credit card and will

Act of presence.

We will give another map é Jean-Claude

To spend

Without showing up on his accounts. - Okay.

"Would he leave?"

- V0ile.

- At Cannes. OK. Ah...

Less than 70%. Your friend

Is economical.

- Hmm I do not know. Oh good?

Beep message Facebook

- OK. I'll leave you a form

To learn more and develop the best alibi.

A soon, Jean-Claude.

- A soon...

Um yes.

Rhythmic music

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Crisis of joy - She is, Lookie, that one.

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It is surprising as a place to dine.

- Did you believe a "date"?

- Not at all. I saw on your Facebook that you were taken.

- He spied on me.

It's cute ! No, it's strategic.

Otherwise, you have too many raves to ask as a friend.

- Do not dare, I did not dare you.

It was just for Lookie,

By kindness.

- So, be nice, take care of him.

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Cheers

- And what are you doing

In life, es pissing in the woods?

- I'm a lawyer.

- Lawyer ? That is to say?

- I enforce the law.

I do not like fraudsters, cheaters, liars.

- Ah...

- And you what are you doing ? - Me ?

I...

I...

I am

Stewa rd.

- Cool !

"Woman I love" (Jean-Luc Lahaye)

Oh sorry.

- Are you serious ? Lahaye in phone ringtone?

- You want to win?

Yes I love. So what ?

In your turn to play,

A pity of the air.

- Here. The heath of the air will beat you!

She laughs. - You? You want to bet ?

- I bet what you want.

- OK.

You're gonna screw up. You're gonna screw up. - You do not have the right.

You turn around if not the bet is canceled. Go.

- Mauviette!

"Nobody calls me a wimp!"

Lookie groans.

- Strike!

- Yes...

- It's not possible ! Lookie groans.

- Sail. I won.

He looks better, eh? It's cool.

- Yes, he's better. - Let's go ?

He's laughing. - Its good ? You're happy ?

- Grave! - My clothes!

- You made me my year.

- Great.

He is laughing. You do not care about my ringtone

While you mate

Movies of Van Damme!

- Bloodsport, the best of movies.

And my biggest frustration.

I did not get his kick back.

- Cool your life !

"Do not be venerated. I can not do anything about it

If you're nil at bowling. You're better

Elsewhere, at least? For a competitor,

I'm disgu. - OK. Standing !

- What? - Standing !

The first laughing takes a fucking fag.

- OK.

- No, ga, you do not have the right.

- You lost.

You bring me back?

"Special Partner" (Individual Partner)

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'Ca g' Ca '_>

I hate to see!

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vibrations

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- Sorry. Flo had not told me that his housekeeper was coming.

- I'm his mother.

- Oh, right?

Beep of the phone

- Oh, that's Flo.

She'll be half an hour late.

- Cool.

vibrations

I am sorry. It's not...

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Stuttering vibrations

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Oh yes. No, I'm more than you.

Stop a little?

Come on, me too. Kisses. - Hello!

- Charlie? Why did you leave?

I told you I was not a babysitter.

"But they make fun of me at school."

- In a month, you got a flu, a gastrointestinal

And you lost your 2 grannies. What do I say ?

- Say I have menopause.

Since she has it, Mom is going to work more.

"I'll give you your certificate."

Just go. Go away.

This is the last time.

- Its good.

Your car is clean.

- Thank you, Mehdi, ga me gene.

- You're kidding. You're not gonna

Meet your in-laws

With a dirty car.

- Do you meet them?

- Yes.

- Nice to learn. - You did not know ?

- Excuse me, Augustine.

I'm stressed, I zapped.

- Hey, buddy! Qa will go.

Nothing worse than what happened with his mother,

They sound.

- Hi Dad ! I present to you

Greg, the famous policeman-steward. Greg, my father.

- Good morning, Jean-Claude.

- Gérard.

- Gerard, sorry.

- Come in.

- Gérard,

It's you who touches my photos? They are wrong.

My love ! - Hi Mom !

- Good morning, Marlene. - Good morning, Greg.

"He preferred to dress."

- It's better. He would have complexed Gérard.

- Did you put 5 covers?

- I invited Maurice.

- We're gonna split our mouths.

"He has just separated from his wife."

He was a cuckold. Everyone knew it except him.

It's horrible.

- Indeed. -l goes for a cunt.

It has become a wreck. It is not beautiful to see. A debris!

- I am the.

- I did not hear you coming in.

- It is not serious. I brought you a small gift.

Qa will be fine in your living room.

- Should not.

- I made Marlene.

I spent...

352 hours on.

- It's more than Gerard. - Bof...

I'll get some wine. Are you coming from Greg?

- I brought it back.

- No, but... real wine.

- I can come...

- No, ga's gonna go.

Come in.

Steward! You are not ashamed to lie to my daughter?

"And you, then?" Jean Claude ?

- Hush! - We stop the mission. I can not

To be ga e Flo.

- We do not stop at all. - Sorry.

I refuse the contract. - No way !

- I said no, Gerard!

- OK.

No problem.

- Thank you. It's better like 9a.

It's healthier.

- Yes. Let us be honest and say e Flo

What you do in life.

- No ! I beg you.

- It's healthier.

But I do not know if she will forgive you.

She dropped her guy

For cheating at the Monopoly.

- I do not have the choice ?

- I do not think so.

"Did you have his other guys sing?"

- You are the first she presents us.

- Qa, it was 0U?

- In New Delhi in 87.

I worked for MSF.

So much memories ! - It's awesome.

- It was great.

"But it's you, Maurice?"

- Ah yes.

My son and my wife, before she deceives me.

- Your son ? - Yes.

- Yes. We had a chance on a million to have a black child.

We had that chance.

Some win at lotto, we got a little black.

- Who is he ? - The chief of the village.

He was too friendly.

We went there every year.

- Oh ! This is the year

Of our meeting.

We danced all the time.

We were

The Jay-Z and Beyoncé of the time. She laughs.

It's more of our age.

This is our 30th wedding anniversary on Saturday.

Gerard will not be bound.

- Oh, right?

"He has a pharmaceutical seminary in Beauvais, the poor.

- The job...

- Do not worry.

I'll be with you, Mom. Greg will not be bound.

He goes to Tanzania.

We'll go see our lovers.

- I can come

You cheer up.

"No, please, Maurice. We'll stay with girls.

I also have pictures.

- Are you going to move in? - Yes !

It's a great apartment. We are waiting for the agreement.

But I'm too happy.

- You did not tell me I was the first guy to see your parents.

- I did not mean to scare you.

I find my mother depressed, ga saddened me.

She is bored. In addition, she will be alone on her wedding anniversary.

- Try to change her ideas.

- Yes you are right.

Did I ever tell you I loved you?

- No. - That's con.

I do not want you to leave me alone.

- Welcome to the seminar,

Mr. Martin. Good stay in Beauvais.

- It's ga...

This is 9a.

It's not fun at all.

Phone

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Yes, Gerard?

- What is this bank card?

I took a few bottles. She walks over.

- Baby!

* - Were you sOr?

Music Entente

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*Go Go ?

* Were you léz?

* Allé? Gone, Gerard? - Yes.

* - Y a what you need on the account. The bottle coflates how much?

- Sorry. How much is champagne?

-1,000 euros, sir.

* -Qu0i? I heard you, lez?

* ll a says 1000 euros?

* I will replenish the account but you have to calm down.

- Count on me. Count on me.

- Champagne ! Who is it for ? - IT'S FOR KIKI!

Festive atmosphere

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- Oh no...

Ah... Oh, no...

* Clip from Kiki

LLL '

- I still have no like on my video.

- Oh, right?

LLL '

Indeed, it's weird. That's great!

"But I have a view more than yesterday."

- Because we look at her.

LLL '

- I want to stop.

I will never break through.

- What are you talking about ?

At what age did he pierce De Funés?

- I do not know the singers of your time.

Come on!

- Order us champagne.

- We've had all day, ga va.

- But we did not drink it.

As ga I'll be fit.

She mumbles.

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- All6? Room service?

One would like Dom Perignon in the room.

How ga? You do not have any?

At the price of the hotel, it is a scandal!

Bah... They have nothing left. We dream !

Do not worry, I'll find some in town.

- Thank you, my teddy bear.

I'll put on a lighter outfit.

She mumbles.

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Worrying Music

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Someone knocked.

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- Flo! You open me, honey?

- Yes, I'm coming, Mom, I'm in the bathroom.

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"I just got Mauritius on the phone."

He's going to feed Lookie tonight.

I hope he will not put him in a row.

- By the way, on reception, I was advised the beach Zelos.

It's nice and very retired.

- I do not dare put myself in the swimsuit, I have grown.

- Whatever ! It would be dad, I would understand.

By the way, did you get it?

- I did not succeed. I will try again.

The phone is ringing.

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- Surprise!

"What are you doing?"

- It's our wedding anniversary, is not it?

"And your seminary?"

- In life, there are priorities.

- How did you know we were?

- I left him messages

to say him. - V0ile... It's... the...

ITIGSSGQGS...

- The dress is part of the surprise?

She is really pink your shirt!

"You have taken a beautiful hetel." How

you found it ?

- Gréce é toi and a page open on your computer

With a great offer.

I thought Mother.

- You did well.

- What is your suitcase?

- Uh... Oh... Do not talk about it! They lost it to me at the airport.

- It's not a bowl. - No.

- It's not a bowl.

- No... No bowl...

Phone

- Oh ! It's Greg!

My love, ga go?

- Yeah, ga. I finally arrived. And you, ga, darling?

*-Great. I followed

* Your advice, I took Mom.

- Awesome ! Qa will do him good.

And look who made us surprise to come.

* -C0uc0u!

* -C0uc0u!

"What's going on, little Greg?" How is that, Tanzania?

- Thank you, ga. It is beautiful, Tanzania.

There's lots of... zebras.

* -You'll send me a picture?

- Uh... Yes, of course.

"With you, everything would be perfect.

- I would like to be with you.

I hate to meet you on Monday.

*-Me too. I'm dead and ga picks up badly.

Do we remember tomorrow? I'll leave you with your parents.

* -I was going to show you

* My breasts.

* Bnnn night. Rest well.

- Kisses my love.

What is this mess ?

"They are in the same hotel as I am."

* I had left a page open on the 0rdi.

- Where is Cynthia?

- In his room. What do I do ?

Flo asks questions. I have no suitcase, no alliance.

* She is at home, hidden under my pants.

- We bring you 9a.

* I'm calling you. - Géra rd.

- She comes ! I have to hang up.

* C0ntrairement é you

* M0i, I have a big heart

* Once, I'm even out With a chemeur

LLL '

Phone

- All6 ? * - Cynthia Belinni?

- O u i. * -B0nj0ur. National Police.

* M. Gérard Martin was incarcerated in a sobering cell

* the state of intoxication on the public highway and outrage é agent.

"He's not astonished, he's drunk all day."

* - I note it. We will keep it, it will call you é its output.

- Can I go see him?

- No Madam. It's not a hospital.

- OK. Okay. Well, kisses.

- So ? Qa says what?

- We have a little problem.

We turned off the alarm but there is still a camera in the entrance.

- Shut off the electricity.

"I had foreseen this eventuality.

I'm taking care of it.

- No. You stay here. I'm taking care of it.

You're on trial.

It's okay, I'm here.

I cut the current.

* Missi0n accomplished.

* Greg, I cut the current.

- I'll have to take care of it. Stay here, Greg.

I break the tile.

I would not hurt.

'Q8 va' _>

- Yes.

- You do not start again?

- Afterwards.

Alarm

Intriguing Music

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"You're making a suitcase with his things."

I am in charge of the alliance.

- Okay. Come on, come on.

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A door slams.

---

- Is that the police?

- I dunno.

Fly away! Lookie!

Lookie?

- It's Maurice. He comes to feed the keys.

- Come. Sail.

Veiled your food.

- Come. We're going to hide.

- So ?

It's been a while since we both found ourselves.

You missed me ?

I missed you too.

I love it when you look at me like ga.

Ah! We're all together!

Oh yeah, we're fine.

Yes, yes, my little darling.

What you're pretty, you! Hey?

We're happy to meet again.

You're a little slut! Oh yes.

Have you seen the cattle?

Intriguing Music

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The dog moaned.

Whore !

---

"Augustine, did you take care of the jeweler?" - Yes.

But I was just. - Cool.

Mehdi, is it good for the sapes, the hetels?

- Yes, I was wide.

-It's missing more than this fucking zebra photo.

I do not know how I'm going to do it. - Oh shit !

- What?

- Nothing, I forgot something.

- Did you forget what? - Nothing. Nothing.

- Tell us.

- Well... I have small problems... of narcolepsy.

And I take some pills. - Right?

"Well, then, Monsieur Perfect!

- It's nothing. You will have a coffee in the next area.

Can you hold on? - No problem.

- And have you ga long ago?

Mehdi!

skids

Shock

- Mehdi! Mehdi! Wake up ! - Mehdi! Mehdi!

Mehdi! Mehdi! - Wow! Wow! Wow!

- A trick of egg, lee!

But why did not you say anything? - I wanted to be hired.

I've never had a CDI. I can no longer live with my mother.

- Take your cachets in a pharmacy.

- Impossible, it's on prescription.

I stop in the next area, it's safer.

- Why did not you stop?

Oh but Mehdi!

skids

- Mehdi! Mehdi! Mehdi! - Wow! Wow! Wow!

Sorry.

- You're scary, man!

The cow !

- But Mehdi! Mehdi!

- Stopped. He's not asleep.

- I'm awake. - Ah yes. Sorry.

"Augustine, you're going to drive. - () a better.

Braking

- What are you doing ?

- We're gonna get your photo, Greg.

(-Slowly slowly. Come on. Small, small, small!)

(Small, small, small, small... Small small...)

Wait, wait! I'll make a selfie.

We can not see the zebra well.

Push it to the ass.

(-Go...)

(Go, little zebra, come on.)

(Come on.)

Crisis of pain

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Mehdi laughs.

---

Stopped. He broke the roupettes.

- For what you use. A'l'e!

He broke my face!

- Well done!

- Mehdi, ga va? - Do not worry, it's nothing.

- You, Augustine, ga va? - Yes Yes...

- OK. Come on, we'll go back.

No...

I do not have my picture.

Come, find him. - Oh fuck !

Moaning of pain

Cries of the circus animals

A cat meow.

- Surrounded by wild animals, you're afraid of a cat.

- I never managed to frame them.

---

- It's messed up.

He got the trunk.

Come on, let's go.

"Augustine, wait!

- What?

-There is paint left

In the van?

Intriguing Music

---

- Hello sir. Which floor ? -6e.

- Have a nice day sir.

---

---

- Why did you leave?

- I return the question.

"Promise me not to say anything to your mother."

The door opens.

- Mrs. Martin?

- No... Qa, this is my daughter. - Ah...

- Look.

You think your mother will like it?

I hesitated.

- You laugh ? That's sublime.

You're crazy, ga cofites a fortune.

- Oh, right?

But why did you follow me?

- Uh... I thought you were going to breakfast.

Are we out there?

He blows.

- She should leave you alone.

- She would not forgive me.

Qa is worth how much, this stuff?

- The price of your guilt.

Here is your alliance.

I put on your suitcase labeled XL Airways.

The goal is to keep you away

Of the hotel. You have been

A wine route for the day.

"And Cynthia, how are you doing?"

- No worries.

Music Entente

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- Cynthia?

- Yes ?

- Michael. Nice to meet you.

This is Adel, my colleague. - Enchanted.

How lucky to be here at the same time!

- I had the chance to fall on Marre des Michtos.

- Did you like it? - So much!

We feel the years of work.

D'olll comes this idea?

- I denounce these girls with breasts redone, rinsed with champagne

By old people. - I understand.

- You have been producing since when?

- Ten years at Universal Music.

Then I set up my label.

I launched a bunch of artists,

Like Louane,

Stromae, The Fool...

- It's huge, La Fouine!

- I know thanks.

"No, because he's lying."

That's crazy !

- It's funny, yes...

- You do not greet him?

- Uh...

Yes Yes...

I am going now...

Sail.

Hey!

How are you ? It's good to see you.

It's been a long time. Qa going?

The form ? - Who are you ?

- You do not recognize me?

I came to your concert.

I was in the pit. It was me.

-He does not care about me ?

What do you want ?

- I was looking for the toilet.

-He took me for a GPS and toiletries?

The Fool laughs.

Laughs

-I'm con!

- What did you do ?

You hit me on the shoulder, right?

- Sorry. Excuse me.

I do not know how to forgive me.

- Here.

- Oh yes anyway !

Well...

It's for me.

Tour, guys.

Laughter - I knew you were good.

- I'm a good guy. Thank you.

-It is good.

Thanks guys.

- Thank you. Thank you.

"Break up, you buffoon! - Right.

What a love this guy!

A bit sticky but nice.

- Hat? - No thanks.

You drink what?

- Champagne. - Champagne. OK.

- You drink what?

- Uh... of the Red Bull.

He's going to take Red Bull.

Phone

- You taste but... you spit.

We are entry-level, with a lot of roundness.

But especially a fruity tone.

Someone recognized the predominant fruit?

Passion fruit !

It is said that Louis XIII. Brought the Pentecost

Because these arias married very subtly

With the lamb of...

The green-heart

Good. Like I told you,

In 1930

Sébastien Hamel has completely replanted the field...

-I'm very boring! - Hush! Arréte, Marlene.

- I've been drinking too much, I'm gonna take the air. Here.

- No. Stay there.

- Come on, let's go. He is more hilarious than Maurice.

- Marlene! Marlene, come back!

What are you doing ? We're not going

Abandon the guide!

- Yes ! That is what we are doing.

Intriguing Music

Oh, come on!

We will have fun.

- It's not serious.

---

No, Marlene!

---

Stopped ! - That's great, this thing!

---

Adventure Music

---

He's out of breath.

Bells are ringing.

---

Slow down! You're totally crazy!

- I can not. My shoe is stuck. - What?

Cries and laughter

---

She laughs.

He screams.

He screams.

Ga goes, small?

"Splendid, the chateau!"

- We do not. Go.

Come on! - Hop!

* -Flash special.

* Southern Africa hit by earthquake

* That hits Tanzania.

* The Red Cross makes a call... - You can mount the sound ?

- There are more than 700 missing. Disappeared whose nationality is unknown.

- And I say "Cynthia"

Finally "Kiki".

I can not say "Cycy".

She laughed loudly.

Phone

I tell myself : "Kiki, go to the end of your dreams.

"Lick not the steak!"

She laughed loudly.

"Go ahead, Kiki!"

---

She's like ga Kiki. It is thrown

Or it is kept.

- Excuse me, I'm sorry.

It's the studios. I leave you.

---

A real Kiki!

Come on, tchin!

- In Tanzania?

- Yes, it's to make him a joke.

- OK. But you will buy me my hats after?

- Yes Yes.

Do not worry too much or we'll get roasted.

- No problem. I did theater in my country.

I was called Will Smith za'l'rois.

He laughed.

- Cool.

Phone

---

- Cheri ? * - C0uc0u, my love.

*You called me. How are you ?

- And you ? You got nothing?

"It's all right.

* A guide showed me a little. And it by French. Viewing.

* -B0nj0ur! It's Doudou!

* We are in Tanzania!

"She knows it."

- You're going through an earthquake?

*-An earthquake ? Ah yes, the earthquake...

* Here, we were not too affected.

* Tanzania is great, you know.

- You scared me!

There are many missing. I should have recalled an ex.

* -Ha ha! Very funny!

*Do not worry. Doudou brings me back to Fhetel.

* -Yes, I take him to the Sofitel... Of... of Tanzania.

"Did they put you in Sofitel?" Class ! * -Ya worse, huh?

* What do you do today?

- The pool was crowded. I'm going to the beach.

* -Ah yes? / \ What beach?

- Zelos, I think.

* I was told it was nice.

*-Cool ! "We're in Tanzania, are not we?"

*-Yes. * -We are in Tanzania.

"I leave you, honey. We go to Fhetel.

- Kisses. * -But on is in Tanzania !

We're in Tanzania!

- I cut it. - We're in Tanzania.

- I just got Paris. I told them about you.

They're waiting for you.

- Yes ? When?

- Now.

- I can not, my business is in the hotel.

- We'll take them.

They are very impatient.

- That is true ?

I'm horny like a whore.

- It's shit. Flo arrives.

Stay there. Do not let her go to the hotel when I'm there.

- Count on me.

Marlene laughed.

- Laugh. Laugh. You will remind me never again

To lend you car.

Soft music

- I'm sorry.

- Of what?

- Becoming so boring.

- Oh ! You've always been boring.

- But no... You know...

Since retirement, I serve more nothing, I am more alive.

- It's normal, your work was exciting.

You were living exciting things.

You can still do strong things. Look what you just did.

- You know...

If you had been seen elsewhere...

Well... I could have understood you.

- Uh... Why do you say ga?

And you ?

- I thought about it.

That is true,

You look at me more, we share nothing more.

But I never did.

I love you too much.

I think I was right...

When I see the surprise you have given me.

- Yes... We will stop to depress,

To live in the past.

Viewing. Say you're like that stone.

- Plate? - Yes. Well, not that.

You decide, you let yourself sink or you bounce.

- Teach me.

- Okay.

Here.

Break the wrist.

Well paralleled to water.

But no ! You did not believe it.

Be more optimistic.

Here, go.

Yes !

The child shouts.

Well... We... We go.

- Sun medication!

The new sun drug.

The new fashion

E New York!

Mrs ! Bracelets for the feet?

Sun medication?

The new sun drug!

Hello Madam.

Drug... - Doudou?

- No, it's Baba.

- Sorry. I took you for someone else. I...

I love your outfit.

- If you want, I've sold a lot.

- Good idea. OK.

Phone

---

Go, answer, you dirty rascal!

---

(In English)

* -Hotel Sofitel Zanzibar, what can I do for you?

"Good morning, may I speak to Mr. Gregory Van Huffel?"

*-One moment please.

* Sorry, madam, there is no one e name.

"Are you sure?" He told me he was staying there.

"Really sorry, but I can not find Gregory Van Huffel."

- OK, thanks.

- V0ile.

Bells are ringing.

Thank you, young people! "Nothing, old men!

Rock'n'roll Music

- Do you remember ? There was a lot of fun.

- There are more than 20 years.

---

Funky Music

So what ?

- Ben...

Oh no ! What is this music?

Okay... Come on.

- Hey !

---

Did not you tell me to stop living in the past?

---

Soft music

---

- What is going on ? - My collaborator

Returned to a post last night.

- Why did not he come?

-He managed to manage an important file.

- Good game !

- How is it?

- The blow of the breakdown and all...

- She's really down. - It's 9a.

And my breasts are true. She laughs.

TFQD cute!

- Shit !

She's screaming.

- Oh sorry. - Oh !

Q3 Goes?

- Mehdi? I can not join Greg.

He deposited Cynthia on Paris?

I lost track of Flo's parents.

Please...

- Are you ok? - In the center of Cannes.

- Let's go ! Climb. - Thank you.

Soundtrack

You go on '

Dressed as ga? - Has a superhero party. You come ?

- Super hero ? - Yes.

- I can not. Besides, I have no disguise.

- We're gonna find you one.

- Here. - Thank you.

It's weird. What's this ?

- Beautiful life. Life seems to you magnificent!

Come with us.

We will have fun.

- Come. - No I can not.

- Oh yes ! - Come !

- No. - Come, come, come!

- No. I really can not. I'm sorry, but no.

Soundtrack

---

Progressive house music

---

- What is it Thor? He's stuffed or what?

---

- Magnificent!

---

Intriguing Music

---

(In Arabic) - Wake up !

---

- What is this madness ? I'm 0U?

- Congratulations for the blow of the inflatable mattress.

Applause

---

My brother...

We are going to France.

What's your name? - Oh fuck !

Brouhaha of the Voices

---

- The police ! The police !

Save yourself! Save yourself! Save yourself!

---

- Hold on. Hold on.

Sirenes Hide yourself.

I'll make a diversion.

- Thank you very much.

Thank you. He cries.

- Come on, come home.

Barking of dogs

---

They are hidden there! They are hidden there!

They are out there clandés!

Mehdi shouts.

Stop, I'm French!

- It's 9a. And I drink only water.

- I have my knees loose. - It's the hip.

Flo? You're dead, darling?

A door slams.

Marlene and Gerard groan.

---

Thank you for this evening, Minou.

-"Kitty" ? Qa date ga, "Minou". - Yes I know.

I love you.

- I, too, love you... Minette.

Giggling and laughter

---

Come on.

Chuckles Come closer.

---

- Go ahead, Minou! Cha... Tickle the water lily.

---

- Not moving !

Shocks against the door Remain like 9a.

Go ahead ! Go ahead ! Go ahead ! Go ahead !

Groans Ah! I feel you well!

They orient.

- It was the beach, darling?

Someone knocked.

- Room service.

- I want to die...

- The stuffed mussels?

- It's for me.

"The lobster's tail for Madame?"

Sail.

Please. - Thank you.

"Mademoiselle, you want nothing to command?"

- Are you sure of your haircut?

- Enjoy your meal.

- Honey, what is it?

- I said I was not hungry.

Well, that's Greg... I think he deceives me.

- What? But why do you say ga?

"He's not in Tanzania."

He's not in the hotel. - You called the good?

- I called them all.

- The bastard...

- For once I trusted a guy.

- Hop! It is by le. Hep!

- I'm cold. Take me in your arms.

"I'll give you my jacket," she said.

Hold. - Come on !

Come on, Gadji! Hop!

Give the ball! Get out! Go see your mother.

- Thank you for coming to our rescue.

You give us a proud candle.

Cynthia. Enchanted. And you ?

"It's Marco Garcia of the Garcia clan."

And the woman is Josée, my wife.

Josée Garcia. Hein my dolphin?

Get out of here !

- I love your necklace. Are they shells?

- No, they're snags. - The snags of whom?

'Q8 depends.

This one is that of the one who made me ga.

The narwhal he made my crate!

Unrecoverable. Troufion of his dead!

- Marco! Marco!

Conversation incomprehensible

---

- I did not understand what he said.

- What is happening ?

- An asshole stole a zebra.

He put ga instead.

Picho, show him

What he put in the cage.

We retrieved the video

Surveillance cameras

from the city. Strongly that I see his head

This fucker.

It will end in cement. - In the cement!

Shouts of Clan

---

- We'll leave you. You have things to do.

Thank you so much for your hospitality...

- No way.

A Garcia never leaves someone

In the shit. We're watching the video and we're back.

Ta gadji will not walk

With these godillots in the woods. - Gadji!

- Thank you. We are not e 2 minutes.

(-One has a small problem.)

(I stole the zebra.)

Hubbub

---

- Excuse me. You have a toilet?

- Behind the caravan,

You will be quiet.

- I am going too. - Leave her alone.

Exciting Music Excitement

//

- IT'S HIM !

-It is 0U? Hubbub

Ll is 0U?

- Open this door!

- I do not know it's 0U!

"I will kill your dead,

Son of a bitch!

- I have a career.

It accelerates.

---

Crow of the crowd

---

Music of suspense

---

- My Merco! Fucked!

//

Flush

Worrying Music

---

- You chuck my caravan?

- No no no. Not at all.

---

- You are dead !

---

- It's a misunderstanding.

I can explain.

A'l'e! My hand !

Greg moaned.

- Did you take for whom?

You know who I am ? You know

who I am ?

I'll smash you!

---

She's screaming.

skids

---

Cynthia screams.

Shock and Cries

Shock

Glass breakage

Acceleration

skids

Intriguing Music

---

- What are you doing here ?

Why I'm Epileptic?

- You do not remember?

- Well no.

- We brought you here after the accident.

"How long have I been unconscious?"

- What's her name? - Who's gonna?

"The one with whom you did not leave."

- What are you talking about ?

- Your problem, Greg, is that you do not know how to lie.

I called all the hetels, you were not there.

Do not fuck me or eat a night table

In the face.

- Good...

I'll tell you the whole truth.

- It's wrong !

- What is wrong with you ? He said nothing.

- Oh sorry.

- "With you, everything would be perfect." Did you tell me ga?

So I left Tanzania earlier.

Yes, I lied to you.

When you called me, I had left the hotel.

Arrived here, no taxi.

Some campers took me in a hitch. Flo...

If I were to deceive you, would I have come here?

-It would have to be

To bring his mistress to the same place as his wife.

- It's clear.

- What are you doing ?

- You must have a Tanzanian stamp on your passport.

- Sorry for the setback, Mr. Salem.

But OK...

- Yes, it's ga... Good day.

Augustine?

- Sorry, I have no change.

- It's me, Mehdi. - Mehdi?

Where is Greg? - On Paris with Cynthia.

- Good news at last.

What is this draw?

We had to be discreet.

- You pass incognito.

Laughs

Come on, come on.

- You're finally awake!

Sorry, I borrow it for exams.

- You can cancel

His vasectomy.

I'll be back with my nurse's outfit, if you're wise.

- You're a good guy.

Here, to cheer you up.

"My little Greg, I became aware of many things.

"I realized my chance to have a great woman.

"I did anything and I regret it.

"My contract is over. Thank you for everything.

"PS: I said Cynthia that it was all over.

"The poor woman was in tears.

"I think it will take time E get over it. "

She knocks. - Michael!

Michael!

I found the key to your room in your jacket.

Michael?

Sorry to be gone yesterday.

I wanted to apologize. *-Good game

* On the passport.

- You'll thank Mehdi. It was he who reminded me of it.

I like this guy.

"I had two fingers to grill myself.

Intriguing Music

---

Phone

---

- All6 ?

* - I would need to see a woman Sunday,

* In the utmost discretion.

* I've been told you could mfiaider.

- You are in a relationship ?

*-Um yes.

"And you still love her?" * -Yes, yes... I believe.

- So why do you want to do ga? * -Pard0n ?

- Listen, I have one advice to give you...

Do not go.

You will regret it one day, it is sOr.

Sorry, I can not help you.

Goodbye.

- Well, goodbye.

- Your scooter is ready, Mr. President.

Message beep

The phone is ringing.

- All6 ? * - Greg, we're in the shit.

* On a stole the 0rdi with all our files.

- It's Cynthia.

- I know, we saw it on video surveillance.

* EIIe a left the hotel by taxi to the airport.

- We gotta get the computer, or we're dead.

Go to the airport. I arrive.

Adventure Music

---

My wife is going to give birth.

She lost the waters, 10 minutes ago.

---

It's not over. This is his 8th month.

---

- We're gonna get you out of the... Stifled Cries

---

The fucker of her dead! Come !

Difficult breathing

---

Tire Crunching

---

Stop!

Braking

Give me your cart or I'll chip your chicos.

- Thank you, they made me the tiles.

- Come on, dirty...

Come on! - Stop!

Adventure Music

---

Hard rock music

---

yowling

//

---

---

I'm gonna put you in the asshole!

---

Tear

Music of suspense

---

Long roar

The phone is ringing.

---

Skid

---

Braking

- Hands in the air!

Reactors of an airplane

---

*-Alibi. Com, created by Gregory Van Huffel,

* Which allows its clients to lie: their entourage.

* But the ultraconfidential list

* Has just been published on the Internet

* By Cynthia Belinni, a victim of this company.

* Among the other victims, anon yms,

* Personalities of politics and show business.

* Want a good day for Alibi customers. com.

* They will need it.

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (Bonnie Tyler)

---

Long roar

- What's the surprise?

---

*-OK. Makes some noise!

Effeminished Creeps

---

*-Abstinence. ABSTINENCE.

---

- Van Huffel! Its good,

you can go out. We'll see each other in court.

The door opens.

He hits. - Flo, it's me. Open me !

Your father told me you were lying.

Flo!

"Feerl (clol_)

---

Flo, I have to talk to you. - Why ?

- I lied to you from the beginning on my company

Because I was afraid you would leave me.

When Gerard came,

I did not know who it was.

Afterwards, I was trapped.

"I thought you were the one who would make me happy."

You're the one who hurt me the most.

- Give me a chance.

- Too late. I've moved on.

- So what ? It's finish ?

It's not possible. We two are obvious.

We are like Brandon and Kelly

In Beverly Hills. Horn

Who is he ?

- I'm gone.

---

We had an agreement for the apartment.

---

And in Beverly Hills... Kelly finishes with Dylan.

---

- What's wrong? Who are you ?

- Put me down at the corner.

- No, I'm waiting for my girlfriend...

- This is not the time to be shit! Quickly !

"Hey, sir!"

---

"Yes, my little one?"

- Because of you my parents

Have divorced. Fuck!

---

- You do not want to take a bus or... - Roll, fucking!

- Okay, I'm going...

---

---

"Will you buy the whole stand?"

- I do not know.

But I never saw your father as ga.

"How did you forgive him?" I admire you.

- You know,

We forgive the measure we love. And I love your father.

- The most beautiful flowers for the most beautiful woman.

"Is not Maurice down there?" - Yes, with his son.

- Go ahead, I row the crepes.

- To you. What can I get you ?

- Three crepes with sugar.

"Special Partner" (Individual Partner)

---

- That's it ?

- Uh...

---

No.

- Van Huffel!

---

- Yes ? - Four years !

- Sorry ? - She deceived me 4 years because of you.

- I am sorry. It is ancient history...

No.

Slowly. It is...

Look, the guys...

If you want money, I have nothing more.

I closed my box. - Do not give a damn about your money. I want

That you regret what you did. - I am sorry.

I lost the woman of my life.

- Well done for your mouth. coups

Blows and screams

---

- Stop!

---

Greg laughs.

---

- Why do you laugh, stupid?

"It's a good thing I'll meet you."

- What? He groans.

- I lost my wife.

So, what's the point of continuing? Come on guys,

Give yourself pleasure.

Finish the job. Come.

What are you waiting for?

- He's tired. - The Village People!

What are you waiting for?

- Leave it alone. He's crazy and stinks alcohol.

"Finish me, I tell you.

Blows and screams

Asian Music

---

Long cry

---

Adventure Music

---

She screams.

She moans. - The cunt!

- Flo?

Oh, Flo! Qava? She moans.

- I confirm, never any guy has done me so badly.

- I hurt you? - Oh damn !

What a band of licks!

I hope there are cameras to find them.

"And I'll have my kick from Van Damme."

Laughs

Flo, I have to do what you can to forgive me?

To make me whip?

Going on holiday with Mauritius?

Lose bowling?

- Promise never to lie again.

- I promise you.

- I told you I loved you?

- No.

- That's con.

"Is not N0 Mountain High Enough" (Diana Ross)

---

-Is three? Three workers.

- I'm disgusted. We should never leave him alone.

I would have smashed them.

- From Alibi,

what are you doing ? - We have a box

To reassemble the pieces between the pairs.

- Qa walk?

- Yes. I was able to get an apartment.

We have a consistent client file.

- It's sexy, broken mouths!

- Why I hit you, you think?

- You missed me, little cunt.

- You too.

"Is not N0 Mountain High Enough" (Diana Ross)

---

- What?

---

- Hey, the michtos!

I have a message for you.

DJ! Balance the beats!

With your mini skirts

Your heels and fake tits

Should not

That you are treated as goblins

Me, for my part

I am good even in survival

No mixing

Tampons and towels

1. . "

Who put you on courier

If on the parking lot

You do not have a Ferrari

If you have a Dacia

They do not turn on you

While I do not care

1. . "

You're in a quarter of an hour

If you say you're a footballer

Me, for me pecho

Going to get up tét

But I will make an exception for Rona / do

. ' . . . . '' '. ~~~~~~~~~~. - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

All of these girls

That one might believe

That they work at Bricorama

---

Same as your chihuahua

You must lead him to the hard life

Whereas I

I adore fur coats

---

Tired of the michtos Who put you on courier

If on the parking lot you do not have a Ferrari

If you have a Dacia They do not turn on you

While I do not care

1. . "

You're in a quarter of an hour

If you say that you are a footballer

Unlike é you

I have a big heart

Once, I'm even out with a chemeur

With a chemeur

---

The michtos, stop to play it yourself.

Do like me.

Offer your Louboutin and perfumes

To the little Africans who are dying of hunger.

#pincealinge

After the tsunami, I offered them my Gucci bag.

#anciennecollection

The world is unjust.

Of a summer, it lacks water,

On the other, they have too much.

#not cool

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