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It's said that there was a swordsman outside Shanhai Pass.
With a pot of wine
and a sword,
he alone helped the weak
and the righteous
in the desert beyond law.
You seem to be able to eat a lot.
Do you know where it is?
The swordsman didn't speak.
Because the meat was too dry,
he had to go with wine.
When he finished drinking,
he swallowed his spit
and opened his mouth.
Stop nonsense.
I will kill you.
His sword was fast,
and his moves were deadly.
No matter how strong his opponent was,
he only needed one blow.
Desert Lone Star.
He is
Bai,
Bai…
Wandering in society
with a pot,
I'm Baili Wuyou.
There were still enemies.
He fights
hardly
again
and
again.
An ax went into the back of his head.
He was dead
in this way.
What does the story tell us?
It may be cool to help others,
but you will be killed some day.
Don't go to society in any case.
Just stay at home,
get married and have children.
That's the right way,
you know?
And…
This is the 103rd time that
master has told a story about Baili Wuyou.
This is also the 103rd time that Baili Wuyou died.
At the beginning of the story, there were ups and downs,
but later…
Society…
You're not heroes with a lot of helpers.
Do you dare to challenge me alone?
Go,
Iron Head.
Oh, by the way,
Iron Head, the attendant of Swordsman Baili also died.
But I don't believe Swordsman Baili died.
Because that's the society in the eyes of master.
But my society is…
This is
my
so…
Young Ironsmith,
I acted as your matchmaker last time.
When will you be free?
Go.
Have a blind date with me today.
Not today. Maybe another time.
I have something urgent.
Young Ironsmith,
you didn't make a good knife.
I have something urgent.
Find my master.
Sorry.
Watch out.
What's written on the ground?
Third Great Uncle, are you walking the sheep?
Young Ironsmith.
Young Ironsmith.
Come here. Come here to give me a hand.
OK. Coming.
Here.
Let me help you.
Thanks.
Not at all.
Carrots.
Have a look. Have a look.
Young Ironsmith, Young Ironsmith,
tell us about Baili Wuyou.
Be a good boy.
Next time.
I have something urgent.
Second Aunt's cat is lost again.
Give me one.
Young Ironsmith, what are you doing?
Come here, Abao.
Here.
Eat.
Young Ironsmith,
where are you going?
Society.
Chamber pot.
I care about society.
But I'm only responsible for
pouring the chamber pot.
I wake up early and feel fresh.
I take the chamber pot
out of the outhouse.
Every time I pour the chamber pot,
I will come here.
Master is weird.
He always talks about society,
but never allows me to wander in society.
This is
the farthest away from home,
and
maybe
the closest to society.
Desert Legend
Director, good job.
Tell him.
Here's the decree of His Majesty.
The military power of the He family's army outside Shanhai Pass was taken over by the West Chamber Guards.
Your master refused to hand over the commander's seal.
and his entire family was exterminated.
Are you going to disobey the decree too?
You wrote the decree yourself, right?
Yes.
So what?
Bi Zhongguo,
you want to get military power,
but you still lack something.
Bah.
How dare a nobody
dirty my most precious treasure?
I will protect your treasure well
in the future.
Good-for-nothing.
Give my word to those practitioners.
No matter who
can get the commander's seal
will be rewarded by me.
Yes.
Last time I talked about how Swordsman Baili
broke into Village of King of Hell.
At the beginning, he used Desert Lone Star.
He killed Five Desert Devils himself
and overawed society after that.
Wrong.
I heard from Old Ironsmith that
he was dead.
He was killed by the devils.
That's right. That's right.
Don't listen to his nonsense.
Swordsmen never die.
But how could he win
when fighting against so many people alone?
I wonder too. I wonder too.
Well,
because he shouted loudly that they should fight a duel
one by one.
Are you kidding me?
How could he decide it?
Yes.
You don't understand.
Although the culprits of Village of King of Hell were evil,
they had rules too,
right?
He said he wanted to fight a duel.
They must accept it.
Here he comes again.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's play.
Nephew,
it's time.
Let's begin.
Indeed.
Your master doesn't allow you to go out.
Look at your good muscles and bones.
Don't waste it,
right?
These are my two crazy uncles,
Miracle Doctor and King of Medicine.
This is the 105th time they've tested medicine on me.
There are some side effects.
It can
make you crazy,
and not know what's going on.
Be careful when using it.
Barbecue.
Second Brother,
you only care about food.
Come on. Come here and help me.
Well, just make him relaxed.
Put some green onion.
But don't drink after eating this medicine,
or you will be miserable.
Put some green onion.
What are you doing?
I asked you to make him relaxed
instead of putting some green onion.
If you have green onion after eating medicine,
you will have loose bowels soon.
What are you talking about?
Who has a long face?
Who ate your chicken secretly?
Who wore your underwear secretly?
After they tested on me for so many times,
I have long been impenetrable.
No.
Wait.
Eldest Uncle, Second Uncle,
has master
wandered in society?
What's going on with
Uncle Iron Head mentioned by him?
Why do you mention him suddenly?
You can even speak clearly.
Increase the efficacy.
OK.
Where have you been?
I pasted the windows for Eldest Uncle and Second Uncle.
Work.
OK.
There is a small gap
on the butcher's knife.
The strength of the wrist should be used evenly when you beat it.
The action of forging iron
is to be accurate.
Don't be too heavy or too light.
Don't beat beside.
You beat here too much.
I have to make it even for you.
I know.
After practicing with me for so many years,
you can't even make a pig knife,
because your strength is not used accurately,
you know?
No.
I can't make a knife,
but I can use it.
The waist uses the leg's power and the arms use the waist's power.
Then chop.
I can chop any kind of pork.
Baili Wuyou was different.
He could even chop down iron
with one blow.
He was killed
in the end.
Who can prove that he was dead?
Moreover,
there are so many people in society.
Does any one of them die?
Society.
Let me tell you again
how Uncle Iron Head
wandered in society with me in the past.
Uncle Iron Head…
Every time he can't scare me with Baili Wuyou,
he will talk about Uncle Iron Head.
It roughly means his buddies including Iron Head and he
wandered in society,
but Iron Head was assassinated
and died a tragic death.
Alas, anyway society is dangerous
and don't wander in society.
OK.
I will pour the chamber pot for Second Uncle.
He died exactly like Baili Wuyou.
We looked for him after many years
and found he turned into bones.
What should we do?
Several buddies of us were sorry.
I help two crazy uncles test medicine
or forge iron or pour the chamber pot with master every day.
I think this is my entire life.
When can I
walk fast, drink a lot, kill people without being noticed
and help the weak and the righteous
like Swordsman Baili do?
Is this robbery popular in society?
This fatty doesn't look like a good man.
It will be terrible
if such a beautiful girl is in the hands of culprits.
No.
I have to save her.
But master doesn't allow me to get involved in the affairs of society.
Forget it.
It's none of my business.
If I didn't get wounded,
you wouldn't be my match.
Kill him
and take it away.
I'm just passing by.
Little jerk,
how dare you hit me?
What's it?
Urine!
Girl, don't worry.
I pass by here to empty my chamber pot every day,
so I've got good qing gong.
They can't catch up.
Stop!
Don't run!
Stop!
Stop!
Girl,
are you all right?
Rest assured.
We're going to…
What's going on?
The hero rescued a beauty.
Why is it different from what I think?
The hero rescued a beauty?
She's just a devil.
She?
She's a devil.
She murders and burns,
committing all manners of crimes.
If you, a young hero, didn't help me,
I'm afraid she would be saved by her partners.
Well,
devil?
Young hero?
I am…
Young hero?
Thank you.
I'm flattered.
Hero,
your wound…
Oh,
it doesn't matter.
What's your name, young hero?
He asked me my name.
My name is Young Iron…
Well, no.
I'm…Well…
My name is…
If you don't want to tell me,
I won't force you.
No, no.
Please lend me your pot.
Well, heroic…
I'm going to fetch water with it.
No, hero.
Wait. Wait.
Well…
My name is Lü…
Sansi,
your friend is seriously wounded.
Increase the dosage?
Uncles,
please save him.
Just leave him to us.
Don't worry.
I just made a new drug.
You should save him,
not do tests on him.
Sansi,
he is a man from the society, isn't he?
What?
You actually made friends with a man from the society.
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
Your master doesn't want you
to have connections with people in the society most.
I really didn't.
You can't do this.
You even said you didn't.
Well, I…
What's this?
Baili Wuyou is my idol.
Idol?
Go to meet your master with us.
Go.
Wait.
You can do tests
as you want,
but I have only one condition.
Keep him alive.
Eldest Uncle, Second Uncle,
please keep him alive.
Here. Here.
No, no. Here.
Here. Here.
Hold it.
She's such a pretty girl.
What kind of devil is she?
Where am I?
Why am I here?
Increase the dosage.
You can't drink.
Increase the dosage.
You can't drink.
Third Aunt's buns smell great.
Eldest Uncle, Second Uncle, have breakfast.
It's late.
It's him.
Be careful.
Hero, are you all right?
The poison has been removed,
but my body
is getting stranger.
Hero,
you're also a swordsman, aren't you?
What makes you think so?
You look like a swordsman.
You're also dressed like this.
Who's he?
He's my idol,
Baili Wuyou.
You must have heard of him.
He has a great movement named Desert Lone Star.
I wish
I could see him in this life.
There's a man
who travels a hundred li at night
and drinks three jars of wine in the day.
He kills people invisibly.
At a young age,
you know the matters in the society.
You have a promising future.
You…
You…
Bai…
Baili Wuyou.
Baili Wuyou!
You're Baili Wuyou!
Young hero,
the devil has many partners here.
Don't let
anyone else
know my identity.
Okay.
Okay.
I know you are still alive.
Swordsman Baili,
please tell me about your Desert Lone Star.
Young hero,
it's fate that made us meet.
I have a presumptuous request.
Can you promise me?
Sure.
With simple kung fu and thinking,
you want to travel in the society?
Fine.
You would get killed
before traveling far.
I won't get kill.
Iron Head got killed.
Why can't I
tell you clearly?
Say it again.
I've long known it.
You and your good friend Iron Head
didn't have good skills,
so he got killed
as soon as you stepped into the society.
But, I'm telling you,
the society
is not full of tragedies.
For example, Baili Wuyou.
He defeated
all opponents
by the movement Desert Lone Star only.
There's no kung fu
which can defeat
all opponents.
If the man named Baili Wuyou
really has great skills,
his followers
wouldn't get killed
or go crazy.
In the society,
people will die or keep alive.
I may be
the one who survives.
The society
is a cruel place where
people kill without batting an eye.
Sometimes,
you would be skinned and dried in the sun,
so that they could eat you with wine in their old age.
The society…
When you go to the society, you're a man.
When you leave the society, you…
When you leave the society, you…
When you leave the society…
Promise me.
When you come back,
you must be an integrated man.
Where's my waistband?
Did you see my bamboo hat?
Where's Abao?
Now the West Chamber Guards is in power and persecutes good and loyal men.
This devil is a lackey of the West Chamber Guards,
who knows its secret letters.
Originally, I must
send her to Licorice Shop in three days.
As I am wounded,
I can't go.
Remember.
Pass the gobi
and do not live in any inn
to avoid her evil partners' ambush.
When you arrive at Licorice Shop,
wait for me,
and I will go with you to hand her over to the volunteer army outside the pass.
Though Hero Baili is not with me,
I'm also a young hero.
Since he asked me to escort you,
do not try to run away.
Got it?
She kept silent since yesterday.
Is she dumb?
Is it because she's too heartless and did too many evil things?
She deserves it.
Master,
I'll prove it to you.
Report.
The commander's seal has appeared
and is heading to Licorice Shop.
As expected.
This group of grasshoppers in the society
follow up
once given some sweet taste.
People in the society
are unreliable.
Would you like some?
It smells good.
If you want to eat, take it. Here you are.
What are you doing?
Devil,
don't play any trick.
I'm Young Hero LĂĽ.
I have practiced kung fu.
You dare not do anything.
Devil!
Abao. Abao, slow down.
Abao.
Abao, come on.
Abao, come on.
Abao. Abao, come on.
I told you I got excellent qing gong
when I went to empty my chamber pot.
You can't run away.
I'm right behind you.
Devil,
do you regret now?
Why did you tie me with Abao?
You should run riding Abao.
What are you doing?
Do you want to seduce me?
I won't be…
I forgot to tell you that.
Abao runs
only it has this.
Well, Abao, eat it.
Abao! Abao, why do you run again?
Don't run, Abao.
Abao.
Abao, why are you here?
Where's the devil?
Don't be shy.
Come on.
Don't hide.
Come on.
Beauty,
smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Devil.
Devil.
I told you not to run.
If I didn't arrive in time,
you would have been taken back by the bandits
to marry their head. Do you know?
Do you want to cheat me again?
Are there many bandits behind?
You ran away.
Because you ran away,
I was also caught by them.
It's better to be caught by them
than by you.
Devil,
how can you still smile?
You would rather be their lady
than go to meet the volunteer army with me.
How many wicked things have you done?
Bros,
I'm back.
I'll pay 20 taels of sliver.
20 taels of sliver?
You're so discerning.
Thanks.
Take care.
Look at him.
Everyone,
the excellent one has arrived.
Excellent.
She's pretty good.
A beautiful girl.
Let me tell you.
You don't understand it, do you?
He's saying argot.
He said
I am a young hero.
As for you,
he said
you're too ugly
and too old.
You don't have a good look.
I'm different.
This one looks strong.
But he looks a bit stupid.
Stupid?
How about this?
Does anyone want to pay 5 copper coins?
5 copper coins?
No.
5 copper coins.
She's worth 20 taels of sliver and I 5 copper coins?
Raise the price.
Consider it, everyone.
No.
How about this?
Buy one and get one free.
Does anyone want them?
Me. Me. Me.
Please raise the price a little bit.
So popular?
I'll buy.
King,
why do you come in person?
I'm anxious.
Don't be.
Beauty.
King. King.
You can buy me with 5 copper coins only.
5 copper coins.
Really, 5 copper coins.
Sir, you can buy me with 5 copper coins only.
Please think about it.
Sir, don't go. Please think about it.
You smell good.
Annoying.
Don't do this.
What an unyielding girl.
Make me happy today.
You like this?
I also like it.
Ouch.
King, are you all right?
King,
don't be anxious.
I'll ask the old woman
for some yin-yang combination powder.
I'm sure that
she'll be very obedient.
King.
Why didn't you tell me
there's such a good thing?
You are too anxious.
Don't delay my enjoyment.
I'm going now. I'm going now.
I am anxious.
Well, king, this way.
Beauty,
I'll be back soon.
King.
King, be careful.
You two come over.
Find an old woman
to keep watch on her.
Well, drink.
Drink it up.
This girl is good.
Where are you going?
Pretty good.
Where are you going?
Go inside.
This old woman is good.
King is lucky today.
Devil.
Devil?
I'm here to save you,
but you want to kick me.
Go.
What are you doing?
I risked my life to come to save you,
but you would rather be their king's lady.
Stop it. Go.
King.
Beauty?
Beauty?
I'm coming.
I'm anxious.
You're amazing, king.
Go.
Chase.
Hurry up.
Stop.
Here.
Come.
Don't let him run away.
Stop!
Wow.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Go.
Hurry up.
Go.
Walk over step by step.
Go.
I'll go over.
King,
what's wrong with you?
King, king.
King.
I've got the powder.
King.
Abao.
Abao.
Let's go, Abao.
Before I have my wedding night, you…
They're over there. Chase.
Stop!
Don't run.
King,
be careful.
Stop.
Let me do it.
King.
In the society,
people fight risking their lives.
You saved me today.
You have great morality.
From today on,
you're my brother.
Brother.
Hello?
The weather in the desert
is really changeable.
Let me see.
Don't move.
You'll have an incompletely cured illness
and become lame
if your wound
is not cured in two days.
Why does he treat me?
Doesn't he want to catch me?
When I fight with the bandits,
you could kill me secretly,
but you didn't.
I know you care much about me.
But you're a devil after all.
You and I
are antagonistic.
So,
I'm not caring about you.
I'm a man of the society.
I don't want to owe anyone.
And,
I won't be deluded by you.
I almost lost you today.
I need to take you back intact.
Boy, remember.
I lend this to you.
You have to take it back intact
when you come back.
Otherwise, I will break your legs.
Okay.
I will keep this chamber pot well.
Master,
you should see how good I was today.
Who's that?
Stop it.
This move
is called Shaking the Mountain to Frighten the Tiger.
Are you a man or a ghost?
Come out.
Let me tell you, ghosts.
I'm a man of Swordsman Baili.
No,
I'm Swordsman Gui Jianchou.
Let me tell you.
I don't fear anything.
Headless Ghost.
Swordsman.
Thank you for saving us from the bandits.
Eat it. I still have some.
You saved us
and give food to us.
We're really
unable to repay your kindness.
Thank you, swordsman.
It's okay.
This is what I should do.
Here you are.
I guess this is your wife.
Nonsense.
She's the king's lady swordsman saved
from the bandits.
King's lady?
No, no. She's not.
She is a…
Enjoy it, sister.
Thanks to you.
I was just an ironsmith.
You are an ironsmith, but why do you escort me?
But
I'm not just an ironsmith now.
When I hand you over to the volunteer army outside the pass
to stop the West Chamber Guards' devilish scheme to harm others,
I'll be a real swordsman.
Swordsman,
can you tell me Baili Wuyou's story?
Well.
Sit here.
Look.
This is
Swordsman Baili.
He helped
countless people
in the society.
After passing the reed marshes,
we'll reach Sigu Restaurant ahead.
We're arriving at Licorice Shop soon,
and I will hand you over to the volunteer army.
I can loosen it,
but you can't take the chance to run away.
Do you know?
We people in the society
can't be ungrateful.
In addition, I'm Swordsman LĂĽ.
Director,
is what he said true?
People in the society
are unreliable.
There are all kinds of people
in Sigu Restaurant ahead.
How about…
It's just an ant's nest.
Kill them all.
You're wise and powerful.
Well.
The boss moves up and down before us every day.
I feel itchy seeing her.
If she hears this,
you'll be beaten.
I really want her to beat me.
Our boss
is a flower on the desert.
Do you deserve it?
The desert is vast.
The wanderer
doesn't return home.
Sir,
where are you from?
Where are you going to?
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm here to eat.
I heard that
you are
a flower on the desert.
I think
you are
more beautiful
than flower.
People coming and going
just want to eat here.
Sir,
would you like buns?
People will miss the buns in Sigu Restaurant
after going out Yangguan in the west.
They'd still miss them
even after going to hell.
I
heard that
there's a phoenix
in your restaurant.
I'm here
to taste it
today.
There is
indeed a phoenix,
but I'm afraid you can't stand it.
I've tasted
much fish and meat.
But phoenix…
You really have a dog nose.
So, tell me.
Which part of my body
smells best?
Smell…
Smell…
Your bosom smells the best.
Sir,
does my Phoenix Powder Softening Muscles and Bones
smell good?
You…
What happened just now?
They're people from the West Chamber Guards.
People from the West Chamber Guards?
Why didn't you run away?
Devil, I'm telling you.
Don't try to seduce me again.
Don't mention it again.
What did you say?
I said you can't mention
what happened just now.
You can speak.
I got choked by water,
and you grabbed crazily in the water,
so my acupuncture point was unmade.
That's why
I felt I touched something.
I was afraid your big move
would attract people from the West Chamber Guards.
Don't worry.
No one would seduce you.
No.
But if people from the West Chamber Guards noticed you,
you could escape.
He also came to compete with me for it.
I'm the commander's seal.
There's no volunteer army in Licorice Shop.
I'm not a lackey of the West Chamber Guards.
Your friend named Baili
wants to sell me to West Chamber Guards for money.
Devil,
don't try to fool me again.
If I'm a devil,
I could attract the people from the West Chamber Guards
easily just now.
Why did I hide?
But, devil…
My name is He Qingying.
The commander of the He family's army is my father He Jin.
Since the West Chamber Guards disrupts the state affairs,
the eunuchs have killed those who opposed to them and taken power.
All the civilian and military officers at court are angry but dare not say it.
Bi Zhongguo wants to seize the military power.
My father let me escape from him with the commander's seal
and meet with the volunteer army outside the pass
and go back to the capital to fight.
So Bi Zhongguo offered a reward to the whole society.
Your friend Swordsman Baili
is one of the men in the society who want to take the reward.
Swordsman Baili has a strong sense of justice.
He won't work for the West Chamber Guards.
There is no such absolute thing in the society.
You're just an ironsmith.
You don't understand.
Society. Society. Society.
You talk about society.
My master also talked about society.
You all know society.
What on earth is society?
Why am I the only one who doesn't know it?
I can't let you go.
You.
But I'm not going to hand you out.
I will hide you in Sigu Restaurant first.
I'll go westwards alone
to Licorice Shop
to check what Swordsman Baili is like.
But if he isn't a lackey,
I'll still hand you out.
What if he is a lackey?
If he is willing to share the money reward with you,
will you be a lackey?
I, LĂĽ Sansi,
will never do that.
Never mind.
Please, sir.
There are private rooms upstairs.
Please go upstairs.
Please.
Waiters upstairs,
take care of the customers.
OK.
It's alright.
All are customers.
Come on.
Please first drink.
Take a seat.
Sir, have a seat.
Come on.
Drink first.
I'll serve
first-class alcohol later.
Drink first.
Waiter.
Coming.
Where is the landlady?
Ask her to serve me.
Sir, what a pity!
She is talking
small business with others upstairs.
Talk business?
I think she is the business.
Bro,
talk less, and you can have steamed stuffed bun.
Talk more,
and you will be steamed stuffed bun.
Hey.
What's wrong with you all?
Landlady,
what did you do upstairs just now?
It was so noisy.
As frequent visitors to my restaurant,
you know the business I engage in.
But you've gained nothing.
You'd better
conceal my faults,
so when I get rich,
you'll be benefited.
Sir,
welcome, welcome.
Enjoy yourselves.
Landlady,
here comes the maize.
Should we harvest them?
They are golden this year.
Should we dig them out?
Dig them out from the sea.
In the end,
they come here by themselves.
You're right.
Sir.
Sir, welcome.
Where are you from?
Do you need bodyguards when staying here?
According to the rules,
if you need bodyguards,
you have to share the money with me.
I want a quiet
first-class room.
Is a room
enough?
Yes.
Will it be inconvenient?
Yes.
All is convenient
to us in the society.
I was wrong.
Your girlfriend is here.
Look at you.
You're really green.
So you like young girls.
You misunderstood.
We're not a couple.
I'm sorry.
But are you
going to the west
or are you
from the west?
I'm from Qinjiaji.
You're so funny.
You're from the west,
so you're delivering goods, right?
No.
I am…
Just stop if you don't want to talk.
As people in the society,
we all know it.
Thanks.
Landlady,
I have a question.
Is it the road
to the west tough?
How is the weather?
It's quite windy.
If you go out now,
you'll get lost.
Now that you're here,
stay here for some days.
Please go to the private room on the second floor.
Here,
they call me Liniang.
Come to me
whenever you need.
There is only Sigu Restaurant
in this area.
You won't find another restaurant.
Well, by the way,
in the windy desert,
it'll be hard for you to fall asleep.
I burned incense for soothing the nerves.
Well, here we are.
Young hero,
call me
if you need anything.
Landlady,
don't come in without my permission.
I'll go to Licorice Shop now.
I'll know
if you tell the truth
at most a day later.
Here is the solid food.
Wait for me.
Which one do you want me to be,
a she-devil
or He Qingying?
I…
He Qingying.
He Qingying.
I feel dizzy.
This poor couple
even didn't want to separate.
The commander's seal
is mine.
Green girl,
when I get the money award
and become rich,
I'll enjoy
the life
with your boyfriend.
Where is the commander's seal?
I didn't expect that
you can stand it
though you look weak.
Your incense
isn't as powerful as
that of my uncles.
Then I will
show you
a great one.
We just stay here for a night.
Don't be hard to us.
Now that you're in my restaurant,
you're mine.
I want both
money and you.
Are you,
are you working for the West Chamber Guards?
So you aren't from the west.
So you
really elope with your girlfriend.
Alright.
Now
you're mine.
This Phoenix Powder Softening Muscles and Bones
is really powerful.
I told you many times
not to act when I am busy.
You ruined my business.
I'll cut you Fatty into Skinny
and Skinny into meat pie.
Sir, where are you from?
I'm here to ask for payment.
What do you
want me to pay?
To pay back
your favor back then.
If I didn't open the door for you out of kindness,
you wouldn't have the chance to attack us sneakily.
Kindness?
Do you think I don't know what you're engaging in.
Though I ignored it,
kindness and hatred
are clearly distinguished in the society.
He Qingying.
He Qingying, wake up.
Something bad happened.
I'll kill you first.
Go.
Hurry up.
Swordsman Baili.
You're here, too.
I feared that you may be hurt in this restaurant,
so I specially came here to help you.
Seeing that you're safe and sound, I rest assured.
Young Ironsmith,
don't believe him.
You lackey of the West Chamber Guards.
You actually you broke the mute point.
She-devil,
you've killed so many people.
Are you going to cheat him today?
What do you mean?
Explain it.
If she is a lackey of the West Chamber Guards,
why did the West Chamber Guards offer a reward to catch her?
In addition,
why does she have the commander's seal?
Well,
this is the West Chamber Guards' insidious scheme.
To gain the trust of the He family's army,
the West Chamber Guards asked her to disguise as a member of the He family
to confuse the volunteer army
with the false commander's seal,
so the West Chamber Guards can control them.
Do you know this?
Don't believe him.
Young hero, don't be fooled.
Do you fall in love with her
as you spent these days
with her?
Can I meet the volunteer army?
Sure.
Go to Licorice Shop with me,
and you can meet them.
I won't hand her out
before meeting them.
Young hero,
you had a chance to become famous in the society.
I even thought about taking you as my apprentice.
What a pity!
You really let me down.
Is that how you treat your idol?
I see.
Finally I got it.
You're totally an impostor.
You're from the West Chamber Guards.
You aren't Baili Wuyou.
You fool.
Finally you believe me.
You made me suffer all the way.
You know what?
You acted on your own
and almost destroyed the great cause of righteous people in the world.
How do you fix it?
I…
Shut up.
Fine.
No more nonsense.
No matter
who I am,
I've been detoxified.
Even if you join hands,
you can't defeat me.
Bastard,
don't be unbridled in my zone.
Today
none of you will make it.
I'll get the 1,000 taels of silver.
Tell that to King of Hell.
Desert Lone Star.
Master?
I am
Baili Wuyou
who can travel a thousand miles
in the daytime
and fight enemies at night.
I've told you 103 times,
but you couldn't recognize me.
It was implied.
103 times.
But you didn't say clearly that
you're Baili Wuyou.
Come on.
Can't you guess it?
I'm the most handsome person in the world.
Who dares to pretend to be Baili Wuyou?
Old man,
just fight without nonsense, OK?
No.
I'm teaching my apprentice.
None of your business.
How dare you pretend to be me!
You
don't deserve the society.
Well, Master Baili,
so
you made up the stories of
Five Desert Devils
and Village of King of Hell.
You doubt it again.
They are true.
I won't blow
my own trumpet
as Baili Wuyou.
Two young girls,
what do you think?
I've heard about you
for a long time.
Seeing you today,
I find that you're really elegant.
How sweet she is!
Look.
You're his master?
You're Baili Wuyou?
Certainly.
I'm Baili Wuyou.
How come you have such a stupid apprentice?
Miss,
who are you?
You even criticized me.
I'm He Qingying,
daughter of former imperial guard He Jin.
A great daughter from the general's family.
Are you the girl that
my stupid apprentice wanted to ran away with
even at the cost of his life?
Master.
I saw it all.
That night you went away
with her quickly
riding Abao.
It is a little donkey,
but it could run fast
carrying you two.
It was really hard for it.
Originally I thought
you went to save the world.
You talked big.
You said you went to deal with the unfairness
in the world as a man,
but it turned out that you just wanted to date her.
Master, you misunderstood.
Date is fine.
I told you that
it's right to marry a girl and have children.
Run.
People in the society
are unreliable.
You're rats in a hole.
Hand in the commander's seal
right now,
or I'll kill you.
Ready.
Release.
Liniang.
Go.
Fatty.
Fatty.
Fatty.
Fatty.
Fatty.
Skinny.
Skinny.
Skinny.
Skinny.
I gave you
this name.
Think twice before you act.
Don't try to be overbearing
like me back then.
What is society?
Those who care about themselves
won't fit in the society.
Keep it in mind.
As long as
you keep love
and righteousness in your heart,
you can be free of
worry and confusion
wherever you are
in the society.
Master.
I'm fine.
I have
nothing else
to teach you now.
Finally, Desert Lone Star
has a successor.
Here you are. Take it.
It's too heavy for me.
This hammer
is for you.
It represents
all power.
Now
I can
rest
in peace.
Master.
Master.
Master.
Come on.
Boy, what are you thinking?
Position exactly and then hit it
when forging iron.
Don't just hit
around it,
or you'll make it a flower.
Then I have to make it even for you.
Director,
here they are.
I bring her here,
so keep your promise.
Raise your head
to let me have a look.
Is the commander's seal
with you?
Which alcohol
did General He prefer,
Northeastern spirit
or bamboo leaf-green liquor?
You two
can't fool me.
People in the society
are unreliable.
Brother,
I'm anxious.
Bro,
me, too.
Bros,
teach eunuchs a lesson that
anyone who dares to hurt my brother
will come to no good end.
Go.
Go.
A gang of society bandits.
Finally, Desert Lone Star
has a successor.
Don't drink alcohol after taking medicine.
Otherwise, your power will be greatly increased.
My love.
Desert Lone Star.
People in the society
are unreliable.
We should travel in the desert when alive
and know the evil when we are dying.
I will feed goshawks with my life
and won't be a passenger in the society next life.
[What is society?]
Well, let's separate here.
OK.
Goodbye.
Do you want to go with me?
I mean
if you want to join the volunteer army with me.
I've always wanted to make a living in the society.
Now I'm here,
but I miss Qinjiaji.
Moreover, I have to take of two crazy uncles
my master left behind
Be careful on the way.
OK.
Take care on the way.
Travel around the world with a chamber pot.
Society,
what is the society?
Those with love in their hearts
can come and go in the society as they like
without worry anywhere.
[Years later]
This kid has an amazing skeleton.
I can try my new medicine with him.
Kid, come here.
Don't. Don't run.
Come here.
I found him first.
He will belong to the one who first catches him.
Stop.
I found him first.
Stop.
He is mine.
Stop.
Excuse me.
Do you forge weapons for a she-devil?
It depends on what she is like.
She commits murder and arson,
doing all manner of evil
and being irreconcilable with you.
Well,
no.
Then
what do you forge?
I forge chamber pots alone.
With a chamber pot,
you can travel anywhere without worry
in the society.
Then, how much
does it take?
This is
my desert legend.
Desert Legend
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