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you got mail

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you

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but these changes are different for guys

and girls guys are like microwave ovens

right ladies are more like conventional

ovens guys just need a few seconds like

a microwave to get switched on while

ladies typically need to preheat for a

while

but do not be tempted anyone want to

take a guess at what the boundary is

there Chris marriage yes marriage

exactly right

anyone know what the purpose is you have

children

yeah exactly well a man and a woman

received the sacrament of matrimony God

calls on them to create children in His

image any sex that happens outside of

one man one woman in one marriage is

against God's plan yeah

what about sex with yourself

well can you create life from sex with

yourself no right so it's against God's

plan and now for the Bible passages that

back to south let's start with Galatians

please so that was an interesting class

yeah I didn't know masturbating with us

then of course it is using cyber sex

assistants probably why just wondering

you're making me do one Titanic's after

the qartheen choice is probably sin too

just in case you were wondering that

next I only heard you do that because I

couldn't hear what Kate said when you

ask for too much

mm-hmm which just happens to be before

they make out and steal the car window

at Kate's left hand against another room

with this sheet

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whoever therefore eats the bread or

drinks the cup of the Lord in an

unworthy manner will be guilty of

profaning the body and blood of the Lord

the body of Christ

the body of Christ in the body of Christ

amen

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you

Alice hi come and have a seat

just trying to hook my new computer up

to the Internet

I like photos and documents on there but

I'm still not online yes and I hope the

Pope hasn't been emailing me so what

brings you by sister Louise said I

should see you oh yeah what's that

because I kept my communion wafer why is

that because I didn't confess all my

sins this morning

you know the congregation absolves their

sins just before the Eucharist so when

we say I'm not worthy to receive you but

only say the word and I shall be healed

right clearing our sins Frank calls you

need an ethernet cord

so what oh don't go anywhere I'll be

right back

got it

got it Ethernet cord he's ever heard of

that so we're all set

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you heard yourself I'm waiting to meet

you

how long must I be here in dark harbors

you never stay for long

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ah