Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.MX
2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX
3
00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:39,373
ANNOUNCER (OVER SPEAKERS):
Live, until they drop dead ...
4
00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,674
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
5
00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,576
...from the beautiful
Carlou Theater
6
00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:45,012
in the heart of sunny
Miami Beach, Florida,
7
00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:48,149
it's the Veterans Day
Polio Telethon!
8
00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,884
And now, please
welcome your hosts
9
00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:54,088
the beautiful, the talented,
Lanny Morris
10
00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,790
and Vince Collins!
11
00:00:58,025 --> 00:00:59,827
(BAND PLAYING FUN JAZZ MELODY)
12
00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,999
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
13
00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:18,812
Do you realize, Lanny,
we have to present ourselves
14
00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,948
in front of
these lovely people
for the next three days?
15
00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:23,917
Oh. Hello, lovely people
for the next three days.
16
00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:26,320
-Look at you.
You're a disgrace.
-What?
17
00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:29,823
Look, your hair's a mess,
your shoes aren't shined,
your shirt's not pressed.
18
00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,425
Look at your tie.
It's not even straight.
19
00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:32,660
Look at yours.
It doesn't even clip on.
20
00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,429
AUDIENCE: Oh!
21
00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,031
Now...
22
00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,501
I'm upset.
23
00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,403
You know what
happens when I get upset.
24
00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:45,406
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no. Please.
Please don't hurt me, Vince.
25
00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:48,909
I've had a terrible day
already. All sorts
of bad things have happened.
26
00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,478
I don't wanna be hurt again.
27
00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:52,946
-Oh, you've been hurt already,
have you?
-Yep, it hurt bad.
28
00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:54,782
And what happened,
pray tell?
29
00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,550
-Want me to pray or want me
to tell?
-I think you better pray.
30
00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,619
(LAUGHTER)
31
00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,054
-I saw this stranger...
-I don't know whether
you're singing or speaking.
32
00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,756
(IN SING-SONG)
* Leave my pad
33
00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,258
(PHONES RINGING)
34
00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:08,229
* And I said, "Baby, what
explanation do you have?" *
35
00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:09,630
There's always
a woman involved.
36
00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:12,166
* And she said, "Hmm"
37
00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,335
-Next time?
-Next time.
38
00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:16,804
* And I said
"There will be no next time"
39
00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,939
That's what you said
last time, Lanny,
and the time before that.
40
00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:21,309
* That was the last time
for me
41
00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,643
You have to make sure
there's no first time,
42
00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,044
then there can't be
a next time.
43
00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:26,214
* Said there'll be
no next time
44
00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,216
Or a last time.
45
00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,518
* That was
the last time for me *
46
00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,186
Let's hope so, Lanny.
47
00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,455
Lanny Morris,
ladies and gentlemen.
48
00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:37,458
(MELLOW BLUES PLAYING)
49
00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,866
(COOL JAZZ PLAYING)
50
00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,037
(TIRES SCREECH)
51
00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,973
(HORN HONKS)
52
00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,392
VINCE: My manager
sent me over
some of your work.
53
00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:49,096
It's funny how you're
really in them a lot.
54
00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,565
Whenever I read
one of these interviews
where the writer says,
55
00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:55,002
"This is how I felt
the morning I woke up
to meet the pope"
56
00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,670
"This is how I felt when
the pope greeted me,
57
00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,340
"and how he reminded me
so much of my friend Mike"
58
00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:02,075
I always think,
"Who the fuck is Mike?"
59
00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:05,779
So who are you?
60
00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,849
KAREN:
I was a young journalist
61
00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,051
with a few awards,
62
00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,821
a couple of cover stories
63
00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,857
and a desperate need
to prove myself.
64
00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,262
If you look through my work,
you'll see I try to present
65
00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:25,232
a balanced view
of my subjects.
66
00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,267
I leave the conclusions
to the reader.
67
00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:29,370
I'm not sure
we like balance.
68
00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:30,938
Or leaving
the conclusions
to the reader.
69
00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,840
I'm used to being publicized,
not analyzed.
70
00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,475
It would be your words.
71
00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,110
We'd publish it
as a transcript.
72
00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,146
My questions,
your answers.
73
00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:42,650
If you say it,
I can use it.
74
00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,252
If you don't, I can't.
75
00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,321
And they're gonna pay me
a million for this?
76
00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,457
An excerpt will be published
in a magazine
77
00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,058
as a way of amortizing
the investment
78
00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,760
they'll be making
in the book.
79
00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,296
They're looking
for some...
80
00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:00,734
...provocative stories
for the first issue.
81
00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:04,204
Any thoughts on what
these provocative stories
might be about?
82
00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,976
The breakup.
Why Lanny and you split.
83
00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:15,148
And the girl.
84
00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,851
Maureen.
85
00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,655
What happened
to Maureen O'Flaherty.
86
00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:27,395
KAREN: No one had ever
been able to pin Lanny Morris
87
00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,897
or Vince Collins
to the girl's death.
88
00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,733
All that was clear
89
00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,703
was that Maureen was found
dead in their hotel suite.
90
00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,671
(CLICKING TYPEWRITER KEYS)
91
00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:40,541
It was unthinkable to me
that Lanny and Vince
92
00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,043
could have had
anything to do with it.
93
00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,913
They were my heroes.
94
00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:49,417
GIRL: "The reason
I consider myself
to be a miracle girl
95
00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,184
"is because
I had the good fortune
96
00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:54,788
"to meet Lanny and Vince
when I was sick.
97
00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,125
"Their love of life
is what gave me hope
98
00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,861
"and it's hope that gives us
the power to live."
99
00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,097
Thank you, Lanny.
100
00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,366
Thank you, Vince.
101
00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:09,369
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
102
00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,351
LANNY: Come on,
let's hear it for her.
103
00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:28,021
LANNY: Denise handled
publicity for
the polio foundation.
104
00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,592
And it was her idea
to plug the girl's story
on the telethon.
105
00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:36,597
The day before,
it was my idea to plug Denise
at the Miami Versailles Hotel.
106
00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:51,011
LANNY: You can tell
a lot about a woman
107
00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,247
by the way she acts
when you're having sex
and room service comes in.
108
00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,349
See, some girls will sit up
and light a cigarette
109
00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,554
like there's nothing
funny in the world
about her being naked.
110
00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,556
It's obvious we were
in the process of screwing
111
00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:05,058
so why not let
a complete stranger
into the room?
112
00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,127
Come on in.
113
00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,296
Oh, then there's the kind
that will pull the sheets up
over their head
114
00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,098
and act like they're asleep.
115
00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,266
Where would you
like it, sir?
116
00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,402
Sweetheart,
wherever you'd like it.
117
00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:18,038
Then, of course,
there's the ones
who scrunch real flat
118
00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:21,208
thinking that the bed
will look empty.
119
00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,812
With Denise,
it was kind of hard
to tell which way she'd go.
120
00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,388
Can I have your autograph,
Mr. Morris?
121
00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,357
Sure.
122
00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,527
Should I make it out
to Maureen?
123
00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,699
I mean,
your autograph on the bill.
124
00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,672
Okay.
125
00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:53,707
I mean, I'd love
to have your autograph.
126
00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,811
And maybe a few minutes
of your time.
127
00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,081
I'm a huge fan and
128
00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,351
well, I was thinking about
129
00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,788
writing an article on you
for my campus paper.
130
00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,356
I'm the editor.
131
00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,959
Any interview requests
go through me, honey.
132
00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,398
You know,
it's just a college paper.
133
00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,312
Thank you.
134
00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,314
No, thank you.
135
00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,985
Thank you, Maureen.
136
00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,320
LANNY:
I say goodbye to Maureen,
knowing I'd see her again
137
00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,623
close the door
and then turn
to look at Denise
138
00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:46,894
thinking, "I know this girl
from every college town
we have ever played."
139
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,395
They're called career girls.
140
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,898
The absolute easiest lays
141
00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,066
in this great nation of ours.
142
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,673
Now, since
you're reading this,
you'd be interested to know
143
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,576
that my favorite catches
were the intellectuals.
144
00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,978
They'd be the ones
in the straight black dresses,
145
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,714
severe black hair.
146
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:11,318
Your basic neurotic,
eyeglasses, cool jazz, liberal
147
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,954
"I'll fuck any black guy as
part of my personal apology
148
00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:17,758
"for racism in America" type.
149
00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:21,128
Anyhow, on this
particular night, we're in
a club in New Jersey
150
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:25,165
it's the '50s,
and I'm mingling
with the crowd.
151
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,267
Now, when I say "mingling,"
what I mean is
152
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,737
I was scouting
for who I would sleep with
that night.
153
00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,772
Didn't matter if the girls
came with dates.
154
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:35,408
That was Reuben's job.
Reuben is my valet.
155
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,411
I never figured out
how Rueben helped them
get rid of their dates
156
00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,981
but they were always gone
by the second show.
157
00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,216
Reuben could clean up
any situation.
158
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,385
Excuse me, miss.
May I say that I think
159
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,388
you have the most beautiful
eyes I have ever seen.
160
00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,323
Thank you.
161
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,159
Notice I say,
"I think you've got the most
beautiful eyes I've seen."
162
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,927
that's because
I haven't actually
seen them yet.
163
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,295
I've been too busy
staring at your cans.
164
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,097
(LAUGHTER)
Now, Lanny.
165
00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,799
GIRL: I can't believe
he just said that.
166
00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,634
That is completely
unacceptable.
167
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,602
Madam, I do apologize.
168
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,504
I apologize,
ladies and gentlemen
for my friend's behavior.
169
00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,506
You cannot speak that way
to a perfect stranger.
170
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,809
LANNY: Look,
her husband's not offended.
171
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,944
-VINCE: He's not?
-No, of course
her husband's not offended.
172
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,681
Her husband's not here.
This lucky guy
is her boyfriend.
173
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,349
And even he's not offended,
and do you know why?
174
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,185
Well, I can certainly
hazard a guess.
175
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,619
What the hell is hazard
a guess?
176
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,488
For chrissake, Vince,
this is America.
177
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,356
We don't say,
"hazard a guess."
178
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,125
We say "yes"
or we say "no."
179
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:27,127
MAN: Well, I say
"no" to you, Morris.
180
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,829
Excuse me, sir?
Could you repeat that?
181
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,598
I don't think
the entire audience heard you.
182
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,834
Go back to where
you came from, bastard!
183
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,302
LANNY: I get hecklers
all the time,
184
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,037
but this schmuck
came off personal.
185
00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,371
Where did he think
I came from?
186
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,874
Bastard! Bastard!
He called me a bastard.
187
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,343
Now, it doesn't show
from the front, Lanny.
188
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,714
Now, please, would you
kindly not mount me?
It's very disagreeable.
189
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,116
LANNY: Vince plunges
straight into quoting
some lines I wrote
190
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,784
from a song
from our first motion picture.
191
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:54,187
I happen to be honored
to work with this jerk
192
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,388
LANNY: Is that a compliment?
193
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,957
VINCE: I never frown
with this clown
194
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,225
LANNY: Never, never, never.
195
00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,760
I get a kick from this...
196
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,161
(LAUGHTER)
197
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,264
...friend of mine.
198
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,167
Fine, but don't give
the mike to this kike.
199
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,969
AUDIENCE: Oh!
200
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:14,875
-Well...
-WOMAN: Just relax.
201
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,778
VINCE: It's not often
we get topped by
a member of our audience,
202
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,714
but tonight,
this gentleman has done
the near impossible.
203
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,515
What is your name?
204
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,818
It's Joe.
205
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:28,822
Joe, we were just wondering
if you'd be a great sport
206
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,124
and help us out on stage.
What do you say, folks?
207
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,193
(APPLAUSE)
208
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,229
Go on, Joe.
209
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,833
Joe here is going
to play a crazy
high school professor
210
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:44,071
who's about to give
Lanny and I our final
high school exam.
211
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,907
So if you'll just excuse us
while we help Joe change
212
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:49,276
into his crazy-professor
outfit.
213
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,745
Lanny, a little
costume-changing music
214
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,446
if you please.
215
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,949
(LANNY SINGING)
216
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,389
* I'm just a gigolo
217
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,724
* And everywhere I go
218
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,227
Step this way.
219
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,962
I'll have a quiet word
with my partner
220
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,630
about the way
he spoke to your wife.
221
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,532
JOE: Completely unnecessary.
222
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,267
Just this way.
223
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,437
* There will come a day
224
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,239
* When youth will pass away
225
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,709
* What will they say about me?
226
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:24,644
(VINCE GRUNTING)
227
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,847
(JOE GROANING)
228
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,151
* Life goes on without me
229
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:34,654
You call any Jew
on this planet
anything you like.
230
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:38,391
But nobody calls
my partner a kike.
Do you understand?
231
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,227
(SAXOPHONE PLAYING SOLO)
232
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,012
LANNY: Boffing ladies and
bashing gentlemen.
233
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,648
I tell you, there was
nothing under the sun
234
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,616
Vince and I wouldn't do
for each other.
235
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,353
Are you finished?
236
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,599
MAN: Thank you, Mamie.
237
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,803
I'm sorry about that,
Miss O'Connor.
238
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:27,307
We just needed to be sure
you didn't take any notes.
239
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:30,643
Lanny gave me very specific
instructions on that point.
240
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,146
I don't understand
why he'd want me
to read this.
241
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,417
Why would he ever want
anyone to see
this side of him?
242
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,120
When you contacted us about
meeting Lanny for your book,
243
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,355
it wasn't simply a question
of letting you know
244
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,691
he wasn't interested
in speaking with you.
245
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,794
I believe my client wanted you
to understand that he, in fact
246
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,130
was completing a book
of his own which would serve
247
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,665
not only as his autobiography
248
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:56,803
but also as the definitive
account of the joint careers
of Morris and Collins.
249
00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:00,773
You've had, at first hand,
a sample of Lanny's
writing voice.
250
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,210
Yes, I have.
251
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,312
Such a book, Miss O'Connor
252
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,881
this raw, this honest
253
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,250
would make your own
efforts look...
254
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,185
Well, there's been some
very nice translations
255
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,553
of the Bible
over the centuries,
256
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,854
(CHUCKLES)
257
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,924
but they would run a very poor
second in popularity
258
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:20,793
to the discovery
of the actual
Ten Commandments.
259
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,731
BONNIE: Single best part
about teaching grade two
260
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,100
is the difference
between the bright ones
and the dumb ones
261
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,201
isn't so obvious.
262
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,736
What's so great about that?
263
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,572
The results of my work
as a teacher
aren't so depressing.
264
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:36,543
Also, there's no
homework to correct
in the evenings and...
265
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,979
well, none of the kids
know how to use drugs.
266
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:48,488
KAREN: Bonnie had come
from New York
to visit me that summer.
267
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,624
We'd been best friends
since kindergarten.
268
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,361
At school we started the
Lanny and Vince Fan Club
269
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:58,865
raising almost $200
for that year's telethon.
270
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,767
ANNOUNCER: All of you send in
a bit of your allowance.
271
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,137
Just a little bit.
A dime, a nickel, a penny.
272
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,574
Every bit helps.
273
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:12,345
LANNY: The goal
of the telethon that year
was $3.9 million,
274
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,514
which was
a lot of dough at that time.
275
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,517
Thank you, Tom.
You're a prince among men.
276
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,988
VINCE: Whoa, whoa, Lanny.
There are children watching!
277
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,190
Where does he get his energy?
278
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,824
LANNY:
To remind viewers of the goal
279
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:28,361
we agreed the telethon
could run 39 hours nonstop.
280
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,299
The show would begin
at 9:00 p.m. on Friday
281
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,434
and finish at noon
on Sunday.
282
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,070
We paced it so that
Vince and I were together
for the kickoff,
283
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,905
most of the day Saturday
284
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:43,043
then the big finale
on Sunday with us bleary-eyed
285
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,046
and weeping as America
got ready to go to church.
286
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,616
Lanny, Lanny.
What are you doing?
287
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,851
I'm ordering a pizza.
I'm starving.
288
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,987
No anchovies on mine, Lanny.
289
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,989
Hey, so who are you
talking to?
290
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,392
I'm talking to little Suzie
from Whittier, California
291
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:03,096
and she is going to donate
three weeks of allowance.
292
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,333
-How about that, folks?
-ANNOUNCER: Suzie
from Whittier, thank you.
293
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,301
-Thank you.
-Three weeks of allowance.
294
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,403
Surely, that's a challenge
for all you...
295
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,072
LANNY: See, what you have
to understand is
that Vince and me
296
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,774
were essentially
a boy-girl act.
297
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,410
I was the tramp,
ready for any sort of action
298
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,745
and Vince was the gentleman
299
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,714
always trying to make me
behave myself.
300
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,251
I was pleasure,
and he was control.
301
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,587
I was rock 'n' roll,
and he was class.
302
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:31,124
His presence
gave America permission
to like me.
303
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,597
KAREN: My deal with
the publisher
gave me first-class travel
304
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,499
a luxury I'd never enjoyed.
305
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,934
Is there any chance
of switching
to a window seat?
306
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,404
Sorry, we're completely
booked in first.
307
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,739
But these center seats
are really wonderful.
308
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,242
See...if you push here.
309
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,843
-Can I show you?
-Sure.
310
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,183
The chair swivels
to the left and the right.
311
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,685
And this converts
to a full-sized dining table
312
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,653
during our
Pan Am platinum service
313
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,423
with damask linen
and silverware by Fornari
314
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,858
so you don't have
to eat off a tray.
315
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,595
Again, that's only
for these center seats.
316
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,298
How does that sound?
317
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,033
KAREN: At that time,
when you traveled
first class
318
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:18,271
people would always ask you
if you met someone
famous on the flight.
319
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,473
-Mr. Morris.
-Thank you.
320
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,708
You're welcome.
321
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:35,522
KAREN: Though he would
later accuse me of
engineering this, I didn't.
322
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,225
It just...happened.
323
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:49,336
Reuben. So they record
these songs in a studio
324
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,470
that I am paying for.
325
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,472
Songs that are
recorded for me,
326
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,507
that they are
contracted to provide.
327
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,609
-Are you with me here?
-IRV: Yes, Lanny,
it's just that...
328
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,311
LANNY: No, it's just
that nothing, Irv.
329
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,547
Please, let me finish.
So, they record...
330
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,183
KAREN: I read an interview
where Lanny was given credit
for insisting his butler
331
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:08,188
travel in the same class
and stay at the same hotels
as his boss.
332
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,757
The valet's attentiveness
was impressive.
333
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,528
Looks like you'll be having
dinner with Lanny Morris.
334
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,501
-Hello.
-Hi.
335
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,747
We should get a waiter
to slide a matchbook
under the airplane.
336
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,684
There we go.
337
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,219
That should hold.
338
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,289
This is my friend Reuben.
339
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,324
-Hi.
-Hi.
340
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,594
And this is also my friend,
technically speaking
and business manager, Irv.
341
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,761
Hi.
342
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,165
My name is Lanny.
343
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,471
And what's your name?
344
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,442
Bonnie. Bonnie Trout.
345
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,743
What do you do, Bonnie?
346
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,512
I teach.
347
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,214
And what do you teach?
348
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,649
-Second grade.
-Well, we have a lot
in common.
349
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,385
You teach second grade,
I went to second grade.
350
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,054
-Irv, you went
to second grade too?
-IRV: Many times.
351
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,424
Tell me, Miss Trout
352
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,058
I don't mean to be impolite
353
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,860
but I was wondering
354
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:24,464
how a second-grade
schoolteacher affords
to fly first class.
355
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,935
Well, I have a pass
356
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,772
that allows me free use
of the subway on weekends
357
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,242
and the hot lunches
at school are only 50 cents.
358
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:41,414
And I'm the mistress
of a wealthy married man
359
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,583
and when he and his wife
go on vacation,
360
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,619
he treats me
to a first-class trip
in the opposite direction.
361
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,790
But look at me, talking
only about myself.
362
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,093
What do you do for a living?
363
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,829
I'm a French impressionist
painter out of Tahiti, mainly.
364
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,331
But I'm just doing that
to pay the bills.
365
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,501
My ambition is to be
a stockbroker in Paris.
366
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,670
-I don't get it.
-KAREN: Paul Gauguin.
367
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,838
He gave up being
a successful stockbroker
368
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,307
to become a painter
in the South Seas.
369
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,578
You think the average
person knows that?
370
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,247
Well, we're not talking about
the average person, Irv.
371
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,552
KAREN: In some ways
372
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:23,590
he had never stopped
being a hero to me.
373
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:27,226
That's why it was impossible
to think he might
also be a killer.
374
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,168
Well, this has been great.
375
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,505
I'm gonna see you
inside your apartment.
376
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,140
-There's really no need.
-Don't be silly.
377
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,276
I'm not gonna try to come in.
378
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,545
Promise.
379
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,047
You've been away from your
apartment for how long now?
380
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,516
Ages.
381
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,084
Well, you never know
if somebody's broken in
while you were gone.
382
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:55,455
''ll just see you
inside your door.
383
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:58,491
Believe me, I'm...
I'm not trying
to seduce you.
384
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,660
I have to do the Today show
at 7:00 a.m.
385
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,363
They want me
in Makeup at 6:15.
386
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,632
KAREN: Bonnie had moved
to New York
for the teaching job
387
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,000
a little over a year ago.
388
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:12,038
I had never visited her
and had no idea if this
was the right place.
389
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,707
Which floor?
390
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,109
Why, um...
391
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,046
-Four-D.
-Forty?
392
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,981
It only goes up to six.
(SNICKERS)
393
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,252
Four-D, uh...
394
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,555
-Four-D, the fourth floor.
-Ah.
395
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,344
(GIGGLES)
396
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,012
Which way?
397
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,715
-Guess.
-Why?
398
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,350
It's a test.
399
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,951
A test?
400
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,355
Okay.
401
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,790
This way.
402
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,529
So why didn't
we take this elevator?
403
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,564
Doesn't work.
404
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,199
(CLEARS THROAT)
405
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,202
Well...
406
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,438
Good night.
407
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,673
No, I'm going to see you
into your apartment.
408
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,409
And then I'm gonna leave you
alone until tomorrow.
409
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,584
(KEYS CLINKING)
410
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,362
I never get which key
goes in which lock
the first time.
411
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,600
Hey, looks like
they fixed it.
412
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,240
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
413
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,213
You okay?
414
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,215
Maybe we should
turn on a light.
415
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,154
Whoops.
416
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,799
Well...
417
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,801
I'm going to leave you now
because I have...
418
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:25,337
I have Reuben and Irv
waiting in the limousine
downstairs and
419
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,274
I should get some sleep
for the Today show.
420
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,111
So...
421
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:38,851
It was lovely
to meet you, Bonnie.
422
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:52,899
(BAND PLAYING FESTIVE MELODY)
423
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,934
BOTH:
* We may not go far
424
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:58,370
* But sure as a star
425
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,107
LANNY: By the end
of the telethon,
we had no voices.
426
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:04,711
Thirty-nine hours
of nonstop entertainment.
427
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,780
A telethon was
a superhuman feat.
428
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,650
We weren't just heroes,
we were gods.
429
00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,384
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
430
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:17,089
A couple of the boys
were there to make sure
we got out alive
431
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,858
to make the flight
to New York.
432
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,362
(REPORTERS YELLING)
433
00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:26,398
Everyone. Listen. Listen.
434
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,835
Gentlemen. Gentlemen, please.
435
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:32,204
Gentlemen, if I could just
have your attention.
436
00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:34,273
Everyone, Mr. Collins
and Mr. Morris
437
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:36,743
will answer questions
at the press conference
438
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,645
at the Palace Del Sol.
439
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:41,013
Gentlemen, there will be
plenty of time
440
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,483
to answer your questions
at the Palace Del Sol.
441
00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:47,754
Thank you,
we will answer your questions
at the press conference.
442
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,822
Thank you for coming.
443
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,565
LANNY: We had a full police
escort, along with
several bodyguards
444
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:02,068
who were there to protect us
from any thoughts we might
have had of going AWOL
445
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:04,036
prior to this press conference
446
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:07,540
A pair of New Jersey's finest
walked on either side of us
447
00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:10,142
as we entered
the lobby of the hotel.
448
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:13,112
See, it was an indication
of how legitimate the Mob
had gone
449
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,314
that they could
bring in the local police
450
00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:18,517
to guard the facade
of their racket.
451
00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:22,722
The local chief was a man
named Jack Scaglia.
452
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:25,825
WOMAN: And of course
, the two gentlemen
on my right
453
00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,827
who need no introduction,
454
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,663
have come here directly
from their record-breaking
455
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:34,233
polio telethon
in Miami, Florida.
456
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:38,037
So the first thing
I'd like to announce
is that Mr. Sanmarco...
457
00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:39,572
LANNY: I wish I could tell you
458
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:42,642
that Sally Sanmarco
was a slim, 6' 6'' guy
459
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,612
who looked like a prince
and spoke
with an English accent.
460
00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,280
Then I wouldn't seem
to be falling back
on the stereotype.
461
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:52,719
The trouble was,
Sally was straight out
of central casting.
462
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,921
A gangster
who looked and talked
463
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,757
just like you would expect
from the movies.
464
00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:01,127
How did it feel to raise
all that money for polio?
465
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,462
It felt great.
It felt really great.
466
00:26:03,529 --> 00:26:06,365
LANNY: From a publicity angle,
and in terms
of giving him legitimacy
467
00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:08,768
this was a huge
coup for Sally.
468
00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,303
Like I said, we were gods.
469
00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:15,141
We'd only been in the New York
area for an hour or so,
470
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:18,778
during which time
we were constantly watched
by police and reporters
471
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:22,314
which ended up being
a good thing for us.
472
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:24,250
SALLY: We got you
our best bridal suite.
473
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:28,354
Fucking nice, huh?
474
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,290
People talk about
having fancy apartments
and hotel rooms
475
00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:33,559
on the West Side of Manhattan.
What do they see?
476
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:36,295
Fucking New Jersey.
Here, you see
New York City.
477
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:37,797
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
478
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:46,505
LANNY: Unfortunately,
Vince and I were acquainted
479
00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:51,510
with the dead girl
in the bathroom of our
hotel suite in New Jersey.
480
00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:55,181
Her last name was O'Flaherty.
481
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:58,718
KAREN:
Her first name was Maureen.
482
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:02,321
BONNIE: Karen, we decided
to trade apartments,
not identities.
483
00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:04,023
Why didn't you
make up a name?
484
00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:06,826
KAREN: Bonnie, I was looking
at a five-hour flight.
485
00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:10,162
I didn't wanna make up
a life story that wasn't
attached to anything.
486
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:13,966
Well, I returned the offense.
I got to pretend I was you.
487
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,567
-What do you mean?
-You received a package.
488
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,204
Messenger service.
I signed your name.
489
00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:20,072
-Who's it from?
-No return address.
490
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,307
-Want me to open it?
-Sure.
491
00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:22,842
That's good. I already did.
492
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,143
It's a manuscript.
493
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:28,848
"Excerpt from
the Memoirs of Lanny Morris."
494
00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,616
Hey, all your dreams
are coming true.
495
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:32,952
He's writing you
love letters already.
496
00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:35,121
Bonnie, I need
to know what he's written.
497
00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:38,424
- Well, I'll send it to you.
-No, now. Before he calls me
tomorrow.
498
00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:41,527
(SIGHS)
499
00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,763
-Please?
-All right.
500
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,164
(CLEARS THROAT)
501
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,800
All right.
502
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,268
Here we go.
503
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:55,007
"Let me explain to you
why two very famous guys
504
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:59,712
"just finishing a nationally
broadcast telethon ended up
in New Jersey."
505
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:02,114
(WILD JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
506
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:09,789
LANNY: For years,
the Palace Del Sol was one of
the centers of mob prosperity.
507
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:13,059
Needless to say, a major
headliner in the showroom
508
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:16,262
helped legitimize
the entire operation.
509
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,297
PHOTOGRAPHER:
Give her a kiss.
Yeah, beautiful.
510
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:21,567
One more, guys. That's it.
That's great. Thank you.
511
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:24,136
LANNY: Now, Vince and I
needed help
in keeping us up all the time
512
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,638
and in the way of thinking
in the '50s
513
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,041
anything you didn't take
with a needle was okay.
514
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:32,912
It wasn't serious, serious.
It was like running
a red light.
515
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:37,549
Everyone used bennies.
Vince added them to
his morning coffee like sugar.
516
00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:44,723
Not that you could tell.
517
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,861
When we did finally
decide to flatten out
518
00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:51,030
we'd take
two or three Tuinals,
519
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:53,099
or three or four
"Threeinals."
520
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,533
They were really good.
521
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,903
Between the moment
you took them
and passing out
522
00:28:56,969 --> 00:29:00,372
it felt really sexy.
523
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,942
* One day
524
00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,643
* Why doesn't somebody man up
and pick this man up?
525
00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:06,645
* Put him on the street
give him something to eat
526
00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:08,614
* Make him a little more neat
Introduce him to his mother
527
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,681
* Make him believe
he has a part
528
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,417
* In the great human education
529
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:12,985
* Teach him a little bit
about conversation
530
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,753
* Validation, vindication
531
00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,188
* For God's sake,
send this man somewhere
532
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,957
* where he can have
a bit of self-belief
533
00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:20,759
* Something like the Army
where he can be sent
to exotic places,
534
00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:22,161
* Kill exotic people
535
00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,230
* Give him the very model
of a modern major general
536
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:26,398
* Teach him about equations
both simple and quadratical
537
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:27,934
(APPLAUSE)
538
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,668
* About binomial theorem he's
teeming with a lot of news
539
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:31,871
* Teach him the square root
of the hypotenuse *
540
00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,042
(INDISTINCT)
541
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,276
Sure.
542
00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:39,345
-Enjoyed the show.
-Thank you.
543
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,714
That must have been
good for you.
544
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:45,818
LANNY:
The walls of the Blue Grotto
545
00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:48,821
were made of a mixture
of plaster and Styrofoam.
546
00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:51,858
Flammable as all hell.
But the boys
had learned it was cheaper
547
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:55,494
to give the inspector
200 bucks and a ringside table
to our show
548
00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:59,065
than to spend thousands
of dollars on fireproofing.
549
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:02,368
Besides, it was always vital
in a business enterprise
of this sort
550
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:06,238
to have the option to torch
the place
at a moment's notice
551
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,674
should the need
present itself.
552
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:13,946
One night, after our show,
we were taken
to Sally's office.
553
00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:15,581
We wondered
what we had done wrong
554
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,416
but what we had done
was done good.
555
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:20,052
Sally started going on about
how much he liked us
556
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:23,255
how he thought we were
a good fit with his crowd
557
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,858
meaning that we brought in
an audience of heavy drinkers
558
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:28,027
adulterers and gamblers.
559
00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,897
So, what we want is
for you boys
to come back here
560
00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:34,266
three months from now
and open our new
showroom for us.
561
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,703
A two-week,
exclusive limited engagement
562
00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:41,173
that we want you to do for us
for six weeks.
563
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,010
LANNY:
God help you when a killer
takes a shining to you.
564
00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:49,115
I looked at Vince
and scratched my nose, which
meant our strongest "no."
565
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,950
That's a very great honor,
Sally.
566
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:54,253
-You're damn
fucking right it is.
-The thing is, uh...
567
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,555
We're just trying to cut down
on the nightclub work
at the moment.
568
00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:59,892
We turned down the Sands
so we could do a TV special
569
00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:03,429
and the only reason
we still work the Versailles
is out of friendship for you.
570
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,401
What dates were you
thinking of?
571
00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,070
We open November 15th.
572
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,940
Sally, any other day
we would be here
in a flash
573
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:17,043
but, you know, that's the day
right after the next polio
telethon.
574
00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:20,412
I mean, we always take
two weeks off
right after that to recover.
575
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:21,948
-Right, Vince?
-At least.
576
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:24,283
-I mean, we're tired.
-SALLY: That's the way
I want you.
577
00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:27,987
After the fucking telethon,
we fly you up from Miami
578
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:30,856
hold a press conference,
all fucking exhausted
579
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:33,892
so people know
what heroes you are.
580
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,562
I'll keep a suite for you
with the best hookers I got.
581
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,864
Your own personal cathouse.
582
00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:40,299
And I'll have them send you up
583
00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:42,701
a shipment of lobsters
and stone crabs.
584
00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:45,337
-You like lobsters?
-Love them.
585
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:50,176
And a case of these
special grapefruits
586
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:53,345
that I get special down there.
587
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,448
The most delicious thing
you ever tasted in your life.
588
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:59,551
Juicy, thin skin.
589
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:03,489
LANNY:
Months later, on the night
before the telethon in Miami
590
00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:06,092
we got back to our room
and found that Sally
591
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:09,161
had been more than good
to his word.
592
00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:13,899
Laid out around the room
were various crates
593
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:16,635
bearing the addresses
of their destination.
594
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:20,606
Our suite at
the Palace Del Sol
hotel in New Jersey.
595
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:26,212
VINCE: (IMITATES SALLY)
"You like lobsters?
See you in New Jersey."
596
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,448
(IMITATES SALLY) "Thin skin,
fucking most delicious
fucking thing
597
00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:31,483
"you ever had
in your fucking life."
598
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,519
BONNIE: "What I thought
was a box of beach balls
599
00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:36,655
"turned out to be
the thinnest-skinned,
dripping-wet grapefruits
600
00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:38,857
"I'd ever tasted in my life.
601
00:32:38,924 --> 00:32:41,660
"The 6-foot crate was filled
with fruits of the sea
602
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:44,263
"slowly shifting over
a bed of ice."
603
00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:48,400
Yeah, this is Lanny Morris.
Send up three steaks,
all right?
604
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,901
Yeah.
Make them rare this time.
605
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,537
-Yeah, rare.
-Like bloody.
606
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:54,506
Bloody.
And a couple of bottles
of that champagne.
607
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,742
-Make that three.
-Three bottles of champagne.
608
00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:00,212
And can you make sure
that Maureen delivers them?
609
00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:02,914
Yeah, Maureen.
610
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,383
LANNY:
We called down for Maureen
611
00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:06,418
the room-service girl
I'd met earlier
612
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,321
who wanted the interview
for her school paper.
613
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:12,124
She brought up three steaks,
one for her
614
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:15,094
as her last official
delivery of the day.
615
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,962
As much as I love lobster
616
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:20,232
seeing all that shellfish
nestled on ice in the crate
617
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:23,502
put me in the mood
for hooves, not claws.
618
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:38,717
The interview for Maureen's
campus paper went better
than expected.
619
00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:41,153
Vince and I popped
some Tuinals
620
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,655
to insure that
we would sleep like babes
621
00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:48,060
after we wore off the general
horniness that the pills
first give you.
622
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:53,265
Vince bought insurance
on his bet by having
a few babes on hand.
623
00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:56,768
Well, not exactly
on his hand.
624
00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:58,604
That wasn't his preference.
625
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,973
BONNIE:
"Not exactly on his hand.
That wasn't his preference."
626
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:06,145
"Not exactly on his hand?
That wasn't his preference?"
627
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:10,949
"The Tuinals, coupled with
a nice amount of booze
628
00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:13,685
"guaranteed us
the sleep of the dead.
629
00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:16,455
"Late the next morning,
Maureen was sent packing
630
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:21,160
"and Vince and I prepared
ourselves for
that night's broadcast."
631
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,464
Well, I guess this
is one story
632
00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,266
my kids won't have
to give a book report on.
633
00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:31,737
Thanks.
634
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,705
Must be weird to find out
635
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,875
that the object of all
your adolescent fantasies
is a pig.
636
00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:41,012
He's not like that.
637
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:44,183
Oh, so it's just the way
he describes himself.
638
00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:47,586
KAREN: She was right.
639
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:50,756
Which was the real Lanny?
640
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:53,925
I'd find out later that
the story of the hookers
in the hotel suite
641
00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:56,595
was a complete fabrication.
642
00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:59,531
That night,
Maureen was alone.
643
00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:10,476
(PHONE RINGS)
644
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:12,344
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
645
00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:15,414
(PHONE RINGS)
646
00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:21,387
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
647
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:28,394
Hello?
648
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:29,995
So how did you like
the show?
649
00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:31,630
Lanny?
650
00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:35,601
The Today show.
651
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,769
You did watch,
didn't you?
652
00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:40,406
-The show.
-You didn't watch.
653
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,274
Wow, that's scary.
654
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:47,546
You see,
when you're a star
655
00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:49,114
you live in terror,
656
00:35:49,181 --> 00:35:50,649
wondering if it's all
over yet.
657
00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:52,851
You keep looking
for the signs.
658
00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:56,222
You're shooting a scene
from a movie
on a New York street
659
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,523
and a crowd doesn't form.
660
00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,458
You meet a girl on a plane
and tell her
661
00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,527
that you're gonna be on the
Today show the next morning
662
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,529
and she doesn't
wake up early to watch.
663
00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:07,599
It's very scary.
664
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,969
Hey, you know,
I mentioned you on the air.
665
00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:12,204
(CHUCKLES)
666
00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:15,173
-You did?
-Yes, I proposed to you
on the air.
667
00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:18,109
Your apartment building
is probably surrounded
with photographers
668
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,411
at this very moment.
669
00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:21,247
You're kidding.
670
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:23,081
Yes, I'm kidding.
671
00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,554
So,
672
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:30,422
what time would you
like to meet?
673
00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:57,616
Stanley, this is Bonnie.
Bonnie, Stanley.
674
00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:59,385
Nice to meet you.
675
00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:00,719
Is the food almost ready,
Stan?
676
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,888
Yeah. I'll bring it right out,
Mr. Lanny.
677
00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:06,057
I was very hungry,
678
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,294
so I asked Stanley
to prepare us
something special.
679
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,329
That sounds great.
680
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:13,932
Tell me,
what kind of a meeting
681
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,368
does a schoolteacher
have to go to
during the summer vacation?
682
00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:20,272
I'm exploring the possibility
of another job.
683
00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:23,842
-Something in publishing.
-How did it go?
684
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,944
Okay.
685
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:27,913
Have you ever thought
about writing a book?
686
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:32,518
-About what?
-Your life.
687
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,386
Sure. When I'm dead.
688
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,655
No, seriously.
689
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,857
It would have to be published
after I died
690
00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:42,060
when I wouldn't care what
anybody thought about me.
(CHUCKLES)
691
00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:46,832
So, what would you
write about, if you were
going to tell the truth?
692
00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:48,834
In my book?
693
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:52,571
Well, the truth is,
I've met four presidents.
694
00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:54,473
Each one of them seemed
like they were
totally out of it.
695
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,575
Like they had no idea
what was going on.
696
00:37:56,642 --> 00:38:00,211
Even JFK left me
unimpressed. I felt like
I was with the boss' son.
697
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,880
You don't think
you could say that?
698
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:05,216
Not if I was planning
on living in this country.
No, no.
699
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,320
I don't think
that Judy Garland
was such a great singer
700
00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:10,155
after she turned 16.
701
00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:13,258
That quiver, you know,
it was like she had
no control over it.
702
00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:15,694
I would get killed
for saying that.
703
00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:19,197
Or that Marilyn Monroe
was no better an actress
704
00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:22,133
after she studied with
Lee Strasberg than before.
705
00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:27,773
I'm saying
what really happened.
706
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:34,012
Having to be a nice guy
707
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,382
is the toughest job
in the world
when you're not.
708
00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:45,691
This is a lamb
in tea sauce.
709
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:48,560
This is twice-cooked pork
with shredded,
pickled cabbage.
710
00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:52,063
Kung Pao chicken.
711
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,299
And this is
Kung Ping Loh Haa
712
00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:59,371
lobster in tangerine peel
for you and your lovely
lady friend.
713
00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:01,573
You shouldn't have
done that, Stanley.
714
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,643
I don't eat lobster.
I'm Jewish.
715
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,344
But you eat pork.
716
00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:09,114
-Do you have a problem
with that?
-No, I just thought...
717
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:13,018
No shrimp, no lobster.
They're disgusting.
Take it away.
718
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:14,820
I will pay for the dish,
but take it away, please.
719
00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:17,889
I'll change it.
720
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:21,460
I'm sorry, I...
721
00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:24,029
I should have asked.
Maybe you love lobster.
722
00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,965
I'm fine.
723
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,000
Have you ever had
Szechwan cuisine before?
724
00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:32,037
It's from the northern part
of China.
725
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,840
It must be strange for you.
726
00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:37,409
If you complain to a waiter,
727
00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:40,546
you're not just some jerk
at table five,
728
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,313
you're Lanny Morris.
729
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:45,584
I know that everyone
dreams about being famous
730
00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:47,152
but it would be interesting
to know
731
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,354
what it's like
to relinquish all anonymity.
732
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:57,929
-Gets me a date.
-Does that bother you?
733
00:39:57,996 --> 00:40:00,966
That people only wanna
be with you
because of who you are?
734
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:03,034
As opposed to?
735
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,136
Well, the real you.
736
00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:09,307
LANNY: The real me.
737
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:17,115
The real me was brought up
as a nice middle-class kid
738
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,550
which is not the easiest thing
in the world
739
00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:22,588
when you are extremely poor
and living in a slum.
740
00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:27,626
The real me spent
most of his time getting
the shit kicked out of him
741
00:40:27,693 --> 00:40:29,728
and dreaming about
something better.
742
00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:36,034
Like being here
with someone like you.
743
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:39,170
KAREN:
Fifteen years ago, he had,
for one brief moment
744
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:43,341
made me feel like
the most special person
in the world.
745
00:40:43,408 --> 00:40:47,979
"The miracle in my life
is not that I survived polio
746
00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:50,048
"and am standing here today.
747
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:54,319
"No. The reason
I consider myself
to be a miracle girl
748
00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,054
"is because I had
the good fortune
749
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,924
"to meet Lanny and Vince
when I was sick."
750
00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:02,027
KAREN:
It was a moment
seen by millions of people
751
00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:05,764
but felt only by me.
752
00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:14,072
That moment
had changed my life.
753
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:22,213
I was about to find my own way
into Lanny's book
754
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:26,017
after he had found
such a powerful way into mine.
755
00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:42,360
Checking out today?
756
00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:01,546
Is there a message
for Bonnie Trout?
757
00:43:01,613 --> 00:43:03,982
-From one of our guests?
-Yes, Lanny Morris.
758
00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:08,720
I'm afraid not.
759
00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:10,188
Are you sure?
760
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:12,223
Oh, yes, I'm sure.
761
00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:18,296
Do you need a cab?
762
00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:27,172
I still don't understand
why Vince Collins
763
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:29,540
is willing to be involved
in such an expose
of himself.
764
00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:33,111
Vince is a realist.
765
00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:36,247
The days of his box-office
power are drawing to a close.
766
00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,183
Given the amount of money
we're offering...
767
00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:42,153
And it's because
the investment
in Mr. Collins is so large
768
00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:45,290
I've compiled
a list of questions
769
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,492
we'd like the miracle girl
to ask.
770
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,302
I don't wanna look
at your questions.
771
00:43:57,368 --> 00:43:58,937
I have my own approach.
772
00:43:59,004 --> 00:44:02,040
Ms. O'Connor, we're not
paying a million dollars
for your approach,
773
00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:04,342
we're paying for what
Vince Collins has to say.
774
00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:05,576
To me.
775
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,413
What he has to say to me.
776
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:11,750
Greg, this is not
as easy as it looks.
777
00:44:11,817 --> 00:44:14,652
If you go to Vince Collins
and ask him
a series of questions
778
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,088
you'll come back here
with a 300-page press book.
779
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:20,692
Well, as I've
always understood
this company's policy
780
00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:22,093
while the book
is being written
781
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:26,431
the relationship between
the author and editor
is sacrosanct.
782
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,769
This isn't your typical
book deal.
783
00:44:30,836 --> 00:44:34,639
We've really just leased
an oil well called
Vince Collins
784
00:44:34,706 --> 00:44:38,509
and granted Ms. O'Connor
the right to tap.
785
00:44:38,576 --> 00:44:43,749
I think we have
a responsibility
to...monitor the drilling.
786
00:45:02,768 --> 00:45:04,936
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
787
00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:10,575
-Hello.
-Mrs. O'Flaherty?
788
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,878
Yes.
789
00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:16,314
My name's O'Connor.
I'm the one writing the book.
790
00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:32,931
The book will be
centered around
Vince Collins.
791
00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:35,934
I'll be asking him
a lot of questions.
792
00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:38,236
I wanted to know
if there were any
793
00:45:38,303 --> 00:45:41,039
you'd like to have
answered yourself.
794
00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:49,314
Maureen and I
planted this tree
on her fifth birthday.
795
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:50,916
(CHUCKLES)
796
00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:54,385
Father did most
of the digging, of course.
797
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,155
She'd be 38.
798
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,792
I'm 59, myself.
799
00:46:03,895 --> 00:46:06,131
If she were alive now...
800
00:46:07,866 --> 00:46:10,335
we'd be talking
about things,
back and forth
801
00:46:10,401 --> 00:46:12,570
like two women.
802
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,107
Like you and I are doing.
803
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:23,781
And Maureen's father?
804
00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:27,152
Frank died six years ago.
805
00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:31,122
He took his own life.
806
00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:34,359
One night,
just before he died
807
00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:36,527
he dug up the earth
around this tree
808
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,098
he took the urn
with Maureen's ashes in it
809
00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:42,868
and spread them around
its roots.
810
00:46:45,703 --> 00:46:48,673
So this is my daughter.
811
00:46:51,176 --> 00:46:53,378
This is what
I have of her.
812
00:47:00,685 --> 00:47:03,989
-MRS. O'FLAHERTY:
Are you Catholic?
-KAREN: My... My mother was.
813
00:47:04,055 --> 00:47:06,892
MRS. O'FLAHERTY:
Then you will understand
my dilemma.
814
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:09,560
Our faith
offers an afterlife.
815
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:15,400
A daughter
needs her mother.
816
00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:20,171
So I have to live out
this life as far from sin
as I can manage.
817
00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:27,345
I'll never see
my husband again.
818
00:47:27,412 --> 00:47:28,980
He's consigned
himself to hell.
819
00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:35,120
But what if Maureen
killed herself too?
820
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:42,227
She's in hell,
with my husband.
821
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:47,365
The life I'm trying to lead
will bring me
to heaven's grace
822
00:47:47,432 --> 00:47:50,101
only to hear
their screams of torment.
823
00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:55,140
KAREN: Chief Scaglia,
you were in the hotel room
824
00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:57,342
when they found
Maureen's body in the tub.
825
00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:58,409
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
826
00:47:58,476 --> 00:47:59,978
So was Sally,
827
00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:01,479
so was Lanny,
828
00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:03,648
so was Vince.
829
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:07,018
And there was also
a PR lady there
from the hotel.
830
00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:10,455
How do you think she died?
831
00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:13,658
Oh, she died in an auto
accident two weeks later.
It was terrible.
832
00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:18,229
Uh, no, Maureen.
833
00:48:18,296 --> 00:48:21,266
-How did Maureen die?
-She drowned.
834
00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:23,201
-Why?
-What do you mean, why?
835
00:48:23,268 --> 00:48:26,037
Well, you and I take baths
all the time.
We don't drown in them.
836
00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:29,174
You and I do not
mix sleeping pills
with booze.
837
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:32,577
-She committed suicide?
-Overdose is the official
story.
838
00:48:32,643 --> 00:48:36,481
What's the official story
on the fact that the staff
of the hotel in Miami
839
00:48:36,547 --> 00:48:39,317
all seemed to know
she delivered room service
to the boys' suite
840
00:48:39,384 --> 00:48:42,220
three days before and was
never seen alive again?
841
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,122
What happened to her?
842
00:48:44,189 --> 00:48:47,192
How did she end up
in a hotel room in New Jersey?
843
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:50,996
Sally never had any problem
moving girls around. Okay?
844
00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:52,330
He had two hotels.
845
00:48:52,397 --> 00:48:54,532
-So Sally arranged it?
-No, I don't think so.
846
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:57,702
You see,
she was brought up there
as a reward for the boys
847
00:48:57,768 --> 00:49:00,571
and I think
she started to party
just a little too early.
848
00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:03,241
She was a student.
This was a summer job.
849
00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:05,010
Listen to me,
850
00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:10,348
the Palace Del Sol was very
important to Sally, okay?
851
00:49:11,349 --> 00:49:14,519
He launched his new wing
852
00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:18,389
with a push
from Lanny and Vince
853
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:24,162
and this stupid girl
shows up dead.
854
00:49:24,229 --> 00:49:28,666
She's not gonna come back.
We do the best thing
for all of us.
855
00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:33,404
We speed up the investigation
and we cremate her. Okay?
856
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,872
End of story.
857
00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:39,744
AIRHOSTESS 1: Here you are.
858
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,246
AIRHOSTESS 2:
Here's your lobster.
Bon appetit.
859
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:46,051
-Enjoy.
-Looks great.
860
00:49:46,117 --> 00:49:48,486
"And Sally said,
I'll have them send you up
861
00:49:48,553 --> 00:49:50,555
"your own shipment
of lobsters.
862
00:49:50,621 --> 00:49:53,058
"You like lobster?"
863
00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:57,162
LANNY: We said we did
because we really did.
864
00:49:57,228 --> 00:49:59,597
You shouldn't have
done that, Stanley.
I don't eat lobster.
865
00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:05,536
Were there any signs
of violence on her body?
866
00:50:05,603 --> 00:50:09,274
No, no. There were
some small scratches
on the torso.
867
00:50:12,077 --> 00:50:16,247
MRS. O'FLAHERTY:
Why did my daughter die?
Did she kill herself?
868
00:50:18,149 --> 00:50:21,018
What had they done to her
that would make her do that?
869
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:26,557
KAREN:
What had they done?
870
00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:33,964
Once upon a time
871
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,834
when terrible things
happened to people,
872
00:50:37,935 --> 00:50:40,238
they were left as a mystery.
873
00:50:42,573 --> 00:50:45,076
Even the tabloids
kept a distance.
874
00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:56,654
Some things
were allowed to be left
just the way they were.
875
00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:07,798
Any trouble with
the directions
I gave you?
876
00:51:07,865 --> 00:51:09,800
Only the parts where
I had to turn.
877
00:51:09,867 --> 00:51:11,269
Sorry.
878
00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:14,071
It's the price of seclusion.
879
00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,612
VINCE: You haven't
switched over to cassette?
880
00:51:21,679 --> 00:51:23,348
Actually, it's my dad's.
881
00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:25,816
And what does he do?
882
00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:28,853
He was a journalist too.
883
00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:32,790
He did a big story
on you once.
884
00:51:32,857 --> 00:51:34,692
Followed a little
girl who had polio.
885
00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:37,462
You took her
under your wing...
886
00:51:39,264 --> 00:51:40,865
And now she's
interviewing you.
887
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:48,173
He must be proud that
his daughter's making such
a name for herself.
888
00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:51,142
I'd like to think so.
889
00:51:52,343 --> 00:51:54,945
-He died last year.
-Sorry to hear that.
890
00:51:57,548 --> 00:52:00,251
-Would you like some coffee?
-Sure.
891
00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:10,295
Are you alone here?
892
00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:14,532
Yes. The thought
of having live-in help
is a little poisonous to me.
893
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:16,100
Why's that?
894
00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:18,169
Well, I'd have to
talk to them...
895
00:52:18,236 --> 00:52:20,871
Ask them how
their family was doing.
896
00:52:20,938 --> 00:52:23,541
Hear about this and that,
introduce them
to the guests,
897
00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:26,444
and tell them
how their family was doing.
898
00:52:26,511 --> 00:52:29,447
All so that I would
seem to be a nice guy.
899
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,183
Which is an awful
lot of work.
900
00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:34,719
Considering what I cherish
most in life these days...
901
00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:36,454
Is not to have to
be Vince Collins.
902
00:52:37,255 --> 00:52:38,623
No Reuben in your life?
903
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,360
How do you know
about Reuben?
904
00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:45,930
He was in a lot
of the material
I've been looking at.
905
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:47,665
No, I never had a Reuben.
906
00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,235
Lanny always
paid him directly.
He was Lanny's man.
907
00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:51,469
Right.
908
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:56,040
You know,
what I like is to...
909
00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:58,042
Read...
910
00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:00,811
Think.
911
00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:03,147
It's to have
the freedom to...
912
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:05,683
Get up and leave
without telling
anyone about it...
913
00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:07,618
Any time of day.
914
00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:12,122
Or even having
to say goodbye.
915
00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:18,463
To be backstage, surrounded
by acrobats,
actors, magicians...
916
00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,531
...it was intoxicating.
917
00:53:20,598 --> 00:53:22,600
You know,
I was only 12 years old.
918
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,435
That's a...
919
00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:26,003
That's a pretty
impressionable age.
920
00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:27,438
To hear all these
stories of touring...
921
00:53:27,505 --> 00:53:30,341
KAREN: My father
always told me
that nothing had meaning
922
00:53:30,408 --> 00:53:32,176
unless it could
be put on the record .
923
00:53:32,243 --> 00:53:34,312
VINCE: I also
like the idea of...
924
00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:37,582
KAREN:
Yet things had changed .
925
00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:39,750
As Vince had pointed out
at our first meeting
926
00:53:39,817 --> 00:53:44,622
it had become
fashionable to put
yourself into the story.
927
00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:48,025
The question
became how far you
were prepared to go .
928
00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:15,219
-Excuse me. That's not mine.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
929
00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:21,025
Aren't you Miss Trout?
930
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:24,028
We've met,
on the plane to New York.
931
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:25,430
-Reuben.
-CASHIER: Excuse me, sir.
932
00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:28,232
Can I leave you
for just a second, please?
933
00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:34,705
I'm so deeply sorry,
Miss Trout, the way
you were treated.
934
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:37,775
-He could've left a note.
-Of course.
935
00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:43,013
Miss Trout,
I would like you
to understand something.
936
00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:47,017
I have a great loyalty
to Mr. Morris.
937
00:54:47,084 --> 00:54:48,619
He's treated me very well.
938
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:50,888
I'm very grateful.
939
00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:55,760
He has done
wonderful things
for many people
940
00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:59,930
and I have been privileged
to work for him.
941
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,769
But I do have
certain principles
942
00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:09,440
especially about
how women are to be
treated and respected.
943
00:55:09,507 --> 00:55:12,276
Mr. Morris can be
very attentive,
944
00:55:12,343 --> 00:55:14,111
but once he has a woman...
945
00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:18,148
Oh, God, I think
it's almost a sickness.
946
00:55:20,785 --> 00:55:22,787
When he left you
that morning...
947
00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:25,756
You may have felt bad,
but believe me, Miss Trout...
948
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:27,725
To have him
out of your life...
949
00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:31,596
Is the best thing
that could have
happened to you.
950
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:34,298
At that point,
you may have felt
your life was wounded.
951
00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:38,403
(SOFTLY)
It wasn't.
952
00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:40,671
It was saved.
953
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:52,383
KAREN: Vince ,
I was very clear about this
from the beginning .
954
00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:54,419
I ' m not out to play
games with you .
955
00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:57,555
This is why
you ' re being paid
such a huge amount of money .
956
00:55:57,622 --> 00:55:59,657
VINCE: This isn ' t
entirely about money ,
you know .
957
00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:03,360
A million dollars
is more than the gross
of your last film.
958
00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:05,796
You know, I was somehow
under the impression
that my entire life...
959
00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:09,066
Might have been of more
than passing interest.
960
00:56:09,133 --> 00:56:11,902
But if my fleeting
encounter with a girl
named Maureen O'Flaherty
961
00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:13,203
is all you really
want to talk about,
962
00:56:13,270 --> 00:56:14,839
then that's what we'll do.
963
00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:19,309
I have to make an appearance
at the clinic tomorrow.
964
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,311
We can come back
and talk after that.
965
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,381
It's wonderland.
966
00:56:24,449 --> 00:56:26,150
I imagine you
might remember that.
967
00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:30,087
* One side makes you larger
968
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:34,992
* And the other side
will make you small
969
00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:40,064
* I asked one side of what?
970
00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:43,434
KAREN: He was right .
I did remember Wonderland .
971
00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:47,037
-You ready?
-Ready.
972
00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:49,474
KAREN: When I was a girl ,
the entire hospital
973
00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:51,542
was devoted
to children with polio .
974
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:53,744
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
975
00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:57,347
Since that time ,
it had become
a clinic for kids
976
00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:01,118
with a variety of different
physical handicaps .
977
00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:04,555
* And you know
you're going to fall *
978
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:07,825
KAREN:
Once a year, the children
would put on a pageant
979
00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:11,629
playing different characters
from Alice in Wonderland.
980
00:57:11,696 --> 00:57:14,799
Vince ,
in his continuing support
of the hospital
981
00:57:14,865 --> 00:57:16,567
had hired a band
and a singer .
982
00:57:16,634 --> 00:57:19,236
* ...to call Alice
983
00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:24,174
* When she was just small
984
00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:26,744
Who is that?
985
00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:30,014
I don't know.
She's good, whoever she is.
986
00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:35,486
* Get up and tell you
where to go
987
00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:37,121
(APPLAUSE)
988
00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:41,959
* And you've just had
some kind of mushroom *
989
00:57:42,026 --> 00:57:45,362
Karen, do you mind if
we start this conversation
tomorrow?
990
00:57:45,429 --> 00:57:47,097
I'm just...
991
00:57:47,164 --> 00:57:49,534
I'm not feeling
all that well.
992
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,537
-Vince
-In fact, it won't make
any difference over there.
993
00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:53,871
The office will be closed.
994
00:57:53,938 --> 00:57:55,272
They've been working late.
995
00:57:55,339 --> 00:57:57,074
Then they've been working
much too hard.
996
00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:01,311
First thing tomorrow.
First thing.
997
00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:06,316
(SIGHS)
998
00:58:08,385 --> 00:58:10,821
I hope your editors
were reasonable.
999
00:58:10,888 --> 00:58:14,058
(SCOFFS) Reasonable?
No, they weren't.
1000
00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:16,193
We can go
as late as you like.
1001
00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:17,595
That's good.
1002
00:58:17,662 --> 00:58:19,129
It might take us
into the evening.
1003
00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:21,732
I had a feeling
that might be the case.
1004
00:58:21,799 --> 00:58:24,569
So I've ordered a hot and cold
smorgasbord to be brought in.
1005
00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:26,236
We can work through dinner,
if you like.
1006
00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:28,038
-We'll be having company?
-Yes.
1007
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,942
I have...
1008
00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:34,344
...a surprise for you.
1009
00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:36,747
Actually, this is
a fairly big deal
for me as well.
1010
00:58:38,415 --> 00:58:40,117
I've asked Lanny
to join us today.
1011
00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:43,320
(QUIETLY)
Lanny?
1012
00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:47,024
Well, this is something.
1013
00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:51,161
(SIGHS) Neuman and Newberry
will certainly be getting
their money's worth.
1014
00:58:51,228 --> 00:58:53,698
I thought
that if I was going
to discuss something
1015
00:58:53,764 --> 00:58:55,365
that had such an impact
on our lives...
1016
00:58:55,432 --> 00:58:57,602
It would be fair for Lanny
to hear what I had to say.
1017
00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:00,537
Given that we've
never talked about it.
1018
00:59:00,605 --> 00:59:03,608
I'm sure I'll have
lots to ask him.
When is he coming?
1019
00:59:03,674 --> 00:59:05,576
He should be
here any minute now.
1020
00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:08,078
This is very exciting.
1021
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,247
Shit.
1022
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,962
(PHONE RINGING)
1023
00:59:25,029 --> 00:59:27,464
-BONNIE: Yes?
- Bonnie, I have to talk fast.
1024
00:59:27,531 --> 00:59:30,534
I need you to do
exactly as I tell you and
I can't tell you why, okay?
1025
00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:31,636
BONNIE: Sure .
1026
00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:32,803
(PHONE RINGING)
1027
00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:34,739
Excuse me, that might actually
be him now.
1028
00:59:34,805 --> 00:59:36,073
(CLEARS THROAT)
1029
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:37,642
Yes, hello?
1030
00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:51,756
Yes, thank you.
1031
00:59:52,456 --> 00:59:53,490
(HANGS UP)
1032
00:59:53,557 --> 00:59:54,925
That was my office.
1033
00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:57,662
There's a woman.
A friend, a relative of yours?
1034
00:59:57,728 --> 01:00:00,097
She said she called
on a number you gave her.
1035
01:00:00,865 --> 01:00:02,166
She's gonna call back.
1036
01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:03,801
(RINGING)
1037
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:06,103
(CLEARS THROAT)
1038
01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:11,575
-Yes?
-BONNIE: Hi , kiddo .
1039
01:00:11,642 --> 01:00:14,712
Listen , your brother
Clifford has just been
rushed to the hospital .
1040
01:00:14,779 --> 01:00:16,647
He was doing construction
work , when a thing .
1041
01:00:16,714 --> 01:00:19,016
-A steel girder?
- That ' s it .
1042
01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:21,551
So , you better
come to the city
and make your peace with him .
1043
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,788
I booked you on the next
flight to San Francisco .
1044
01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:26,590
I ' m waiting here for you
in front of the terminal .
1045
01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:28,793
They reserved me
a seat on the next flight
to San Francisco
1046
01:00:28,859 --> 01:00:30,895
-I'll drive you there.
-No, no.
1047
01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:33,831
Sharon is waiting
at the airport for me.
You can't stand Lanny up.
1048
01:00:33,898 --> 01:00:36,333
Please give him
my deepest apologies.
1049
01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:40,170
(GASPS)
1050
01:00:45,409 --> 01:00:49,379
-Hey.
-Please, I can explain.
1051
01:00:49,446 --> 01:00:51,849
You've broken the law,
Bonnie-fucking-Trout.
1052
01:00:51,916 --> 01:00:54,018
You've assumed
another person's identity
for the purposes
1053
01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:56,486
of getting information
from a business competitor.
1054
01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:59,323
Obviously I lied
about who I was.
I'm sorry.
1055
01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:01,692
It was a huge untruth.
It wasn't planned.
1056
01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:05,896
I was just freaked out
about suddenly being
on the plane with...
1057
01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:08,933
With you and...
1058
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:11,268
And how did you get the seat
behind me on the plane?
1059
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:12,837
-It was pure coincidence.
-Bullshit!
1060
01:01:12,903 --> 01:01:14,404
It's true.
1061
01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:15,472
(SIGHS)
1062
01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:20,610
How could you...
1063
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,046
How could you have
just left me at the hotel
like that?
1064
01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:24,414
You were asleep.
1065
01:01:24,481 --> 01:01:27,785
Reuben woke me
to say I had to be
a substitute performer
1066
01:01:27,852 --> 01:01:29,854
at a charity concert
at the Hollywood Bowl.
1067
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,089
I had to get
the first flight out.
1068
01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:33,623
You could have
left me a note
or called.
1069
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,325
-I did leave you a note.
-Where?
1070
01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:40,264
I don't know
why we're even
talking about this.
1071
01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:41,631
I don't like you.
1072
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:44,134
All right? I wish
we had never met.
1073
01:01:50,407 --> 01:01:52,309
Hello, Vince.
1074
01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,044
What the fuck's going on?
1075
01:01:55,946 --> 01:01:58,816
Vince, a few days
after we first met
1076
01:01:58,883 --> 01:02:01,852
I found myself next to Lanny
on a flight to New York.
1077
01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:03,620
It was a complete
coincidence.
1078
01:02:03,687 --> 01:02:05,823
-He asked my name...
-And she lied.
1079
01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:09,026
I had just finished
reading the first chapter
of Lanny's own biography.
1080
01:02:09,093 --> 01:02:12,629
His lawyers had let me see it
in the hope of discouraging
our own project.
1081
01:02:12,696 --> 01:02:15,332
As a reflex,
since I knew he would
view me as the enemy
1082
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:16,834
I gave him the
name of a friend of mine
1083
01:02:16,901 --> 01:02:19,336
whose apartment I was
staying at in Manhattan.
1084
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:22,873
I thought I just had to
get through the awkwardness
of the flight itself...
1085
01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:24,875
-But the trouble is...
-You slept with him.
1086
01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:30,247
-Vince...
-You slept with
my ex-partner.
1087
01:02:31,882 --> 01:02:33,083
Technically.
1088
01:02:34,985 --> 01:02:37,587
Doesn't sound
like things were
particularly technical.
1089
01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:02,312
Now, you listen
to me, sweetheart.
1090
01:03:02,379 --> 01:03:06,283
Vince doesn't always do
what's best for Vince.
1091
01:03:06,350 --> 01:03:09,553
That's why he needed me
here today.
1092
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:13,057
The story of this girl
is the most painful
thing in his life.
1093
01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:15,692
What happened
to her, Lanny?
1094
01:03:15,759 --> 01:03:17,194
(SCOFFS)
1095
01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:18,863
Well, you're
not gonna find out.
1096
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:22,232
Not now.
1097
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,868
Not after what
you've done to him.
1098
01:03:33,878 --> 01:03:35,812
Vince.
1099
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,181
(WHISPERS)
Oh, shit.
1100
01:03:38,883 --> 01:03:41,318
Vince
1101
01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:43,287
I made a terrible mistake
in New York.
1102
01:03:43,353 --> 01:03:46,323
I apologize to you
more than I know how to say.
1103
01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:48,859
I'm so sorry.
1104
01:03:58,969 --> 01:04:02,506
Vince, the realization
of your life story
1105
01:04:02,572 --> 01:04:05,309
shouldn't be threatened
because of my failings.
1106
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:11,181
Please let me continue
to work with you again.
1107
01:04:11,248 --> 01:04:13,583
I'll help you tell
your story right.
1108
01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:18,188
Come back tonight.
1109
01:04:20,157 --> 01:04:21,825
Let me think about it.
1110
01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:38,475
-How do you like the wine?
-It's magnificent.
What is it?
1111
01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:41,378
1961 Haut-Brion.
1112
01:04:41,445 --> 01:04:43,180
People make
a big deal of 1959
1113
01:04:43,247 --> 01:04:47,184
but I don't think
there'll be a year
as special as 1961.
1114
01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:49,453
It was a great year
for French wines.
1115
01:04:53,257 --> 01:04:55,225
Will you join me?
1116
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:58,062
What are they?
1117
01:04:58,128 --> 01:05:02,166
They're like very
mild-mannered
Quaaludes.
1118
01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:04,001
Must've done
a few of those
in your time, right?
1119
01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:08,172
Are you sure
they're okay with alcohol?
1120
01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:11,441
Oh, they're even better
with alcohol. Believe me,
I'd know.
1121
01:05:18,048 --> 01:05:20,951
Come on in, honey.
The water's fine.
1122
01:05:21,018 --> 01:05:26,390
KAREN: All my life , I ' ve h
this idea that I could always
be in control .
1123
01:05:26,456 --> 01:05:28,692
Ever since I was sick,
I had this sense
1124
01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:31,895
that I could make my body
do anything I wanted.
1125
01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:33,697
If I could will
my polio away
1126
01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:36,866
I ' d certainly
be able to will away
the effect of any drug .
1127
01:05:48,112 --> 01:05:50,981
(CHUCKLING)
1128
01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:54,718
Do you mind if
I close the drapes?
The sun's in my eyes.
1129
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,388
It's moonlight.
1130
01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:01,291
Go ahead.
1131
01:06:10,367 --> 01:06:11,368
(GIGGLES)
1132
01:06:18,008 --> 01:06:21,611
(LAUGHING)
1133
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:29,919
ALICE:
* One pill makes you larger
1134
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:34,324
* And one pill
makes you small
1135
01:06:36,293 --> 01:06:40,664
* And the ones that
Mother gives you
1136
01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:45,802
* Don't do anything at all
1137
01:06:46,970 --> 01:06:50,107
* Go ask Alice
1138
01:06:51,075 --> 01:06:53,943
* When she's 10 feet tall
1139
01:07:03,287 --> 01:07:05,021
I remember you.
1140
01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:06,990
You're Alice.
1141
01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:09,359
In Wonderland.
1142
01:07:09,426 --> 01:07:10,427
(CHUCKLES)
1143
01:07:11,228 --> 01:07:13,497
Oh, I don't know.
1144
01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:15,565
I'm really stoned
out of my head already.
1145
01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:18,835
Is it good?
1146
01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:24,508
(COUGHS)
1147
01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:28,645
Jesus, Vince.
It's like monster grass.
1148
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,347
Do you get this
stuff all the time?
1149
01:07:31,115 --> 01:07:32,316
All the time.
1150
01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:33,383
(CHUCKLES)
1151
01:07:38,355 --> 01:07:40,757
(BOTH GIGGLING)
1152
01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:43,627
You're Alice.
1153
01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:49,233
You're so beautiful.
1154
01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:19,796
She's ours.
1155
01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:23,133
Isn't that so, Alice?
1156
01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:25,935
I'm yours.
1157
01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:09,946
KAREN: I had always been
fascinated by how some
women could cross the line
1158
01:09:10,013 --> 01:09:14,651
between who they were
and who they would
let themselves become .
1159
01:09:15,452 --> 01:09:17,153
Maureen .
1160
01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:19,155
Alice .
1161
01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:22,091
And now ...
1162
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,727
Me .
1163
01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:31,735
Morning.
1164
01:09:31,801 --> 01:09:34,838
That was not a Quaalude
you gave me.
I've had Quaaludes.
1165
01:09:34,904 --> 01:09:37,974
Mmm... I said it was
like a Quaalude.
1166
01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:40,410
And you didn't
take one yourself.
You palmed the pill.
1167
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:41,878
Somebody had to drive.
1168
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:45,515
Don't worry,
you won't get pregnant.
1169
01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:47,116
Not from Alice,
and certainly not from me.
1170
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:50,053
I never took
off my pants, as you may
or may not remember.
1171
01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:51,721
There are laws against
drugging people.
1172
01:09:51,788 --> 01:09:54,023
Oh, please.
You took it voluntarily.
1173
01:09:54,090 --> 01:09:55,759
Nobody slipped it
into your drink.
1174
01:09:57,594 --> 01:10:01,164
And you chased it
with one of the most
expensive wines in the world.
1175
01:10:01,231 --> 01:10:04,301
You're just in a dither
because you've discovered
you can swing both ways.
1176
01:10:07,103 --> 01:10:09,773
You see...
1177
01:10:09,839 --> 01:10:11,841
I needed to get
something on you.
1178
01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:15,211
Of course, your behavior
with Lanny might have been
even better than this, but...
1179
01:10:15,279 --> 01:10:16,813
But I'd already
set the wheels in motion.
1180
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:20,250
And as I was dying to see
you and Alice get it on...
1181
01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:23,420
Well, these are just a sample.
1182
01:10:25,622 --> 01:10:26,623
(SIGHS)
1183
01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:33,330
Why would she
agree to do this?
1184
01:10:33,397 --> 01:10:34,564
Doesn't she want a career?
1185
01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:37,301
Well, it's your career
I'm worried about.
1186
01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:40,337
You're a journalist
playing loose
with the rules.
1187
01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:42,939
She's just a vulnerable
young singer you seduced.
1188
01:10:43,006 --> 01:10:45,275
A promising...
Oh, good heavens...
1189
01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:49,112
Promising artist
that I happen to manage.
1190
01:10:49,178 --> 01:10:51,381
You met her through me...
1191
01:10:51,448 --> 01:10:52,949
And had your way with her.
1192
01:10:57,787 --> 01:10:59,389
What do you want from me?
1193
01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:04,928
You're going to continue
writing the book.
1194
01:11:04,994 --> 01:11:09,098
I'm going to continue
telling you juicy stories,
funny stories...
1195
01:11:09,165 --> 01:11:11,335
Heart-tugging stories.
1196
01:11:11,401 --> 01:11:13,370
And you're not going
to ask me a single question
1197
01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:17,240
about what happened
to the girl
in New Jersey.
1198
01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:20,310
You're going to go
to your publisher,
say you tried every angle
1199
01:11:20,377 --> 01:11:23,279
but you could find
nothing odd or suspicious
in what I told you.
1200
01:11:30,186 --> 01:11:32,656
I'll even try to spice
it up a little,
1201
01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:34,724
talk about how the night
before the telethon,
1202
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,126
I wanted to sleep
like a babe
so to cover my bets,
1203
01:11:37,193 --> 01:11:39,663
I kept a few babes
on hand.
1204
01:11:39,729 --> 01:11:41,164
Well, not exactly
on my hand,
1205
01:11:41,230 --> 01:11:43,933
and that's not my
preference, as you might
have gathered by now.
1206
01:11:54,611 --> 01:11:56,780
So you get your bestseller,
1207
01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:58,582
I get my million.
1208
01:11:58,648 --> 01:11:59,983
Everyone goes home happy.
1209
01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:03,453
You've dreaded talking
about Maureen O'Flaherty
since we met.
1210
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,589
If it's something you're
so desperate to avoid,
1211
01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:07,657
why would you ever agree
to do this book?
1212
01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:10,293
I need the money.
1213
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:14,831
Vince, anything you say
in my presence
is mine to use.
1214
01:12:14,898 --> 01:12:17,701
Everything you said
last night and everything
you've just told me.
1215
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:20,804
And since I'm also
allowed to include
contextual background,
1216
01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:23,006
I can write about
how you set me up,
1217
01:12:23,072 --> 01:12:26,676
how you tried to blackmail me.
I'll even include
those Polaroids.
1218
01:12:26,743 --> 01:12:30,146
It's your word against mine.
We have a contract.
Everything's in my words.
1219
01:12:30,213 --> 01:12:33,583
We've agreed to your answers,
but there's nothing to stop me
1220
01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:37,754
from putting
any information I want
into a question I ask.
1221
01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:43,326
Information that
I'd like to be
public knowledge,
1222
01:12:43,393 --> 01:12:45,294
or that the police
might wanna look into.
1223
01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:54,504
Would you like me to fire
one of my loaded questions,
on the record?
1224
01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:56,940
Sure.
1225
01:13:04,648 --> 01:13:06,950
Vince,
1226
01:13:07,016 --> 01:13:11,020
in your suite
at the Versailles
Hotel in Miami,
1227
01:13:11,087 --> 01:13:13,690
was it your or Lanny's idea
1228
01:13:13,757 --> 01:13:17,126
to put Maureen's body
into the case containing
shellfish and ice
1229
01:13:17,193 --> 01:13:18,862
and have it shipped
to New Jersey?
1230
01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:27,170
No answer, Mr. Collins?
So noted.
1231
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:30,306
Oh, and incidentally,
by not answering
1232
01:13:30,373 --> 01:13:33,376
you're in violation
of your contract.
1233
01:13:33,443 --> 01:13:36,680
What a shame.
I understood you needed
that money.
1234
01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:40,416
(GASPING)
1235
01:13:42,886 --> 01:13:43,887
(SCREAMS)
1236
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:53,530
(VINCE SOBBING)
Oh, no. Oh, God.
1237
01:13:53,597 --> 01:13:57,333
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God!
1238
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:58,434
(WHEEZES)
1239
01:13:58,502 --> 01:13:59,769
(COUGHS)
1240
01:14:02,572 --> 01:14:04,273
(VINCE SOBBING)
1241
01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:08,244
Was that how
you murdered Maureen?
1242
01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,281
(PANTING)
1243
01:14:21,558 --> 01:14:22,826
Ask Lanny.
1244
01:14:23,527 --> 01:14:25,094
(SNIFFLES)
1245
01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:27,631
He's the one who knows.
1246
01:14:46,616 --> 01:14:50,453
KAREN:
It wasn ' t that hard for him
to get the suite he wanted .
1247
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:54,658
The Versailles was
still one of the fanciest
of the hotels along the beach .
1248
01:14:54,724 --> 01:14:57,126
But by then ,
its era had passed .
1249
01:14:58,427 --> 01:15:00,029
Thank you, sir.
1250
01:15:09,906 --> 01:15:12,308
All the furniture was new .
1251
01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:14,711
It had been 15 years.
1252
01:15:15,579 --> 01:15:17,581
But the floor plan
1253
01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:19,816
was still the same .
1254
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:23,052
In that spot
1255
01:15:23,119 --> 01:15:25,521
that was where the truth
had come out .
1256
01:15:27,056 --> 01:15:29,158
That was why she had to die .
1257
01:15:40,804 --> 01:15:42,572
Are you Japanese
or Chinese?
1258
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:46,542
Vietnamese.
1259
01:15:46,610 --> 01:15:50,013
The kitchen tell me
you famous person.
1260
01:15:50,079 --> 01:15:52,415
Why you famous?
1261
01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:54,150
They didn't tell you my name?
1262
01:15:54,718 --> 01:15:56,085
No.
1263
01:15:56,152 --> 01:15:57,821
What is it?
1264
01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:01,758
Lanny Morris.
1265
01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:04,628
It's a Jewish name,
1266
01:16:04,694 --> 01:16:05,962
but I'm a nebbish.
1267
01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:09,866
You ordered three bottle
of champagne.
1268
01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:11,835
You want me
to open one now?
1269
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,970
Or wait until friend come?
1270
01:16:15,104 --> 01:16:16,640
Open all three.
1271
01:16:18,274 --> 01:16:20,576
Are you really famous,
Mr. Morris?
1272
01:16:21,745 --> 01:16:23,847
In my day.
1273
01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:25,481
Before your time,
I suppose.
1274
01:16:26,883 --> 01:16:29,518
I come from
the north of Vietnam.
1275
01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:32,288
In my town,
there is no television.
1276
01:16:32,355 --> 01:16:36,693
KAREN: She explained
that American movies had been
banned where she grew up .
1277
01:16:41,831 --> 01:16:44,400
She got better tips pretending
she was Madame Butterfly
1278
01:16:44,467 --> 01:16:47,170
than by telling people
where she was really from .
1279
01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:50,874
What did you do,
Mr. Morris?
1280
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:54,010
I made Vince Collins' life...
1281
01:16:54,978 --> 01:16:57,280
Very difficult.
1282
01:16:57,346 --> 01:17:00,684
KAREN: She didn't understand,
but her policy was not
to linger in the rooms
1283
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:04,020
of solitary gentlemen .
1284
01:17:04,087 --> 01:17:07,490
He signed
the room-service check
under Lanny's name.
1285
01:17:10,559 --> 01:17:12,095
Thank you.
1286
01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:37,553
There was no ice or water
left in the buckets
1287
01:17:37,620 --> 01:17:41,657
when his body was discovered
the next morning .
1288
01:17:41,725 --> 01:17:46,595
He had dumped the ice into
the bathtub and died in it .
1289
01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:49,198
He must have felt
there was some poetry in it .
1290
01:17:53,302 --> 01:17:55,805
His plan was to drink
enough champagne
1291
01:17:55,872 --> 01:17:57,473
with enough sleeping pills
1292
01:17:57,540 --> 01:18:01,978
so that ending things would
become an acceptable idea .
1293
01:18:02,045 --> 01:18:04,647
He could manage that .
1294
01:18:04,714 --> 01:18:08,051
He knew for certain
he couldn ' t manage
anything else .
1295
01:18:11,654 --> 01:18:13,189
Hi.
1296
01:18:13,957 --> 01:18:15,491
(SIGHS)
1297
01:18:15,558 --> 01:18:17,326
I thought you were
gonna be out all afternoon.
1298
01:18:17,393 --> 01:18:18,394
(SNIFFLES)
1299
01:18:22,899 --> 01:18:25,134
I'm sorry.
1300
01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,103
It's okay. Um...
1301
01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:29,572
This was under the door.
1302
01:18:37,814 --> 01:18:39,115
What is it?
1303
01:18:40,516 --> 01:18:42,085
Chapter three.
1304
01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:47,690
LANNY: John , as my lawyer ,
I want you to know that this
next chapter...
1305
01:18:47,757 --> 01:18:49,258
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1306
01:18:49,325 --> 01:18:52,028
...is to be read
after Vince and my death,
1307
01:18:52,095 --> 01:18:56,699
and is only to
be used under the most
extreme of circumstances .
1308
01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:00,303
We knew we wanted to make
an early night of it
1309
01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:04,407
with the telethon starting
the next day , so Vince
suggested we dine in
1310
01:19:04,473 --> 01:19:07,510
so Maureen
could do the interview
for her campus paper .
1311
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:13,116
This is a gift for us
from the audience
1312
01:19:13,182 --> 01:19:17,120
from the people,
the people that are out there.
1313
01:19:18,021 --> 01:19:20,289
Sooner or later you gotta say,
1314
01:19:20,356 --> 01:19:22,525
"We wanna
give something back."
1315
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,227
I think that's
really important.
1316
01:19:24,293 --> 01:19:27,496
Not many people would take
the time out to do that.
1317
01:19:27,563 --> 01:19:29,432
Thank you.
1318
01:19:29,498 --> 01:19:31,334
LANNY: She actually
hid her tape recorder
in the room - service cart,
1319
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,769
because she didn ' t want
the hotel to find out .
1320
01:19:42,378 --> 01:19:45,648
We finished the interview
and then asked her to stay .
1321
01:19:48,684 --> 01:19:52,956
To help us get into the mood ,
I did a Tuinal ...
1322
01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:54,958
Then she did one ...
1323
01:19:55,024 --> 01:19:59,695
And Vince,
he did two, because
he was always doing two.
1324
01:19:59,762 --> 01:20:03,833
We got into the second
of the three bottles
of Moet we'd ordered.
1325
01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:09,105
We thought it would be
better to keep the action
to neutral territory.
1326
01:20:12,675 --> 01:20:14,210
God...
1327
01:20:14,277 --> 01:20:15,979
She was beautiful.
1328
01:20:18,681 --> 01:20:20,950
I chain - locked
the front door
to the living room
1329
01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:24,753
to make sure
that housekeeping,
eager to turn down our beds,
1330
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:27,490
didn't walk in on
an employee having
a menage a trois
1331
01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:29,792
with the hotel's headliners.
1332
01:20:29,859 --> 01:20:32,996
Then I went to chain-lock
the door to Vince's room.
1333
01:20:33,062 --> 01:20:36,465
I took a quick shower,
I put on my robe,
1334
01:20:36,532 --> 01:20:40,769
and brought a robe
for Maureen, in case she
felt a little bashful.
1335
01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:47,243
So much for bashful .
1336
01:20:47,310 --> 01:20:50,646
I threw the robe on the bed
and moved into the room,
1337
01:20:50,713 --> 01:20:53,282
half - worried that they would
finish without me .
1338
01:20:55,451 --> 01:20:57,353
(ROMANTIC JAZZ PLAYING)
1339
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:18,474
Watch it there, compadre.
1340
01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:21,444
It's a little hard to tell
who's who,
under the circumstances.
1341
01:21:21,510 --> 01:21:25,548
I'm the one that's more
than a little hard,
you dumb fucking limey.
1342
01:21:25,614 --> 01:21:28,918
Well, I'm the one
with a foreskin.
Don't you forget that.
1343
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,189
Whoa-whoa-whoa.
1344
01:21:33,256 --> 01:21:34,823
Hey. Watch it. You got
the end zone there, Vince.
1345
01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:38,027
-Come on, come on. Fuck.
-You're gonna like it.
1346
01:21:38,094 --> 01:21:40,029
-It's like from another planet
when you come.
-(MAUREEN GRUNTING IN PAIN)
1347
01:21:40,096 --> 01:21:41,965
-Get the fuck off me.
-I'd never hurt you.
1348
01:21:42,031 --> 01:21:43,967
-I'd never hurt you.
-Get the fuck off me!
1349
01:21:44,033 --> 01:21:47,136
-No, trust me.
It's like double the sex...
-Get the fuck off me!
1350
01:21:47,971 --> 01:21:50,906
We don't fuck, Vince!
1351
01:21:50,974 --> 01:21:54,243
We're buddies, we're pals,
we're partners, we're a duo.
1352
01:21:54,310 --> 01:21:57,580
We love each other,
but we don't fuck!
1353
01:21:58,381 --> 01:22:00,649
We're fucking stars!
1354
01:22:00,716 --> 01:22:02,351
-We can travel together.
-Okay.
1355
01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:04,920
We can hang out together,
we can live together,
1356
01:22:04,988 --> 01:22:07,423
but we can't be queers!
1357
01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:09,825
It's not funny!
1358
01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:35,651
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1359
01:22:35,718 --> 01:22:37,220
About?
1360
01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:40,990
About your nose.
1361
01:22:43,826 --> 01:22:45,361
It's not broken, is it?
1362
01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:49,932
It's how I am.
1363
01:22:49,999 --> 01:22:54,037
Guess the question is,
who's gonna pay me?
1364
01:22:54,103 --> 01:22:56,105
LANNY: This surprised me .
1365
01:22:56,172 --> 01:22:58,107
The girl was not a hooker .
1366
01:23:09,252 --> 01:23:11,420
My wallet was
on top of my robe .
1367
01:23:12,455 --> 01:23:14,857
I took out some money .
1368
01:23:14,923 --> 01:23:16,559
I don ' t remember how much .
1369
01:23:33,576 --> 01:23:36,279
I don't think so.
1370
01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:39,182
That's more than you would
make in a month of tips.
1371
01:23:39,248 --> 01:23:40,983
I'm not looking for a tip.
1372
01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,287
What the hell
are you saying?
1373
01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,855
Honey, I'm in
my last year of college.
1374
01:23:46,922 --> 01:23:48,591
This is a summer job.
1375
01:23:52,728 --> 01:23:54,897
I wanna write.
1376
01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:56,465
I wanna be a journalist.
1377
01:24:02,138 --> 01:24:04,107
So I could either
use this information
1378
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:07,910
or I could use
a lot of money.
1379
01:24:10,113 --> 01:24:12,148
I promise you
this will only cost you once.
1380
01:24:16,352 --> 01:24:18,654
I'm so tired,
I don't even think
I'm going home.
1381
01:24:20,489 --> 01:24:22,024
I think it's the Tuinals.
1382
01:24:24,527 --> 01:24:27,763
Hey, Lanny,
don't take it personally.
1383
01:24:27,830 --> 01:24:30,166
You were a great lover.
1384
01:24:30,233 --> 01:24:33,068
You have got
the cutest little butt.
1385
01:24:38,474 --> 01:24:41,177
I guess Vince
thinks so too.
1386
01:24:46,182 --> 01:24:47,616
Night, Lanny.
1387
01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:53,088
LANNY: I would never
see her alive again.
1388
01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:58,594
I put a "Do Not Disturb" sign
on my door,
1389
01:24:58,661 --> 01:25:02,064
fastened the chain lock,
in case the maid didn't read.
1390
01:25:02,131 --> 01:25:04,267
I left a wake-up call
for 8:00,
1391
01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:06,769
and went to sleep
knowing that a telethon
1392
01:25:06,835 --> 01:25:09,638
was the least of the ordeals
I was going to have
to face in the morning.
1393
01:25:09,705 --> 01:25:10,906
-(PHONE RINGING)
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1394
01:25:15,878 --> 01:25:17,880
The Tuinals had really
conked me out
1395
01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:21,184
and I slept through
my wake-up call
that morning.
1396
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:23,552
The operator had called
Reuben down the hall
1397
01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:25,421
to see if he could
wake me but...
1398
01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:28,591
He couldn't get in because
we had chain-locked
all the doors.
1399
01:25:28,657 --> 01:25:29,692
Hey-hey-hey...
1400
01:25:29,758 --> 01:25:31,827
Reuben!
1401
01:25:31,894 --> 01:25:34,530
I yelled for Reuben
to wake up Vince
while I worked on Maureen
1402
01:25:34,597 --> 01:25:38,066
trying to make myself believe
that she was still sleeping .
1403
01:25:41,170 --> 01:25:42,171
LANNY: Fuck.
1404
01:25:43,406 --> 01:25:44,973
LANNY: No, no. Fuck.
1405
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:48,110
LANNY:
The autopsy revealed the drugs
and alcohol in her body
1406
01:25:48,177 --> 01:25:50,313
but I knew
it wasn't enough to kill her .
1407
01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,553
All three doors
to the suite
1408
01:25:57,620 --> 01:26:00,689
were chain-locked
from the inside
when I found her.
1409
01:26:01,757 --> 01:26:03,692
I hadn't touched her.
1410
01:26:03,759 --> 01:26:09,465
That's how I know
that my former partner
and friend, Vince Collins,
1411
01:26:09,532 --> 01:26:12,100
murdered Maureen O'Flaherty.
1412
01:26:16,872 --> 01:26:20,142
You must have guessed
by now that Vince
and I had found a way
1413
01:26:20,209 --> 01:26:23,346
to relocate Maureen's body
to New Jersey.
1414
01:26:23,412 --> 01:26:27,049
This is the one criminal act
the both of us committed ,
1415
01:26:27,115 --> 01:26:30,919
but we were in
a panic and needed
to create an ironclad alibi.
1416
01:26:30,986 --> 01:26:32,421
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
1417
01:26:32,488 --> 01:26:34,523
The crates were delivered
to our room.
1418
01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:37,493
The publicist had
opened the crates
for a photo op .
1419
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:39,161
But the official story became
1420
01:26:39,228 --> 01:26:41,964
that she found Maureen ' s
overdosed body in the tub .
1421
01:26:42,030 --> 01:26:46,201
A police officer called
Scaglia was there
to witness the whole thing .
1422
01:26:46,269 --> 01:26:48,471
ANNOUNCER:
Live, until they drop dead...
1423
01:26:48,537 --> 01:26:50,105
During the telethon ,
1424
01:26:50,172 --> 01:26:54,042
I kept telling myself that
I could forgive Vince
for two reasons .
1425
01:26:54,109 --> 01:26:57,145
First of all,
I don't think he could have
known what he was doing.
1426
01:26:57,212 --> 01:27:00,949
He was completely out of it,
even more than usual.
1427
01:27:01,016 --> 01:27:02,985
The second is that
he was terrified
1428
01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:06,021
that this incident
would become
public knowledge.
1429
01:27:06,088 --> 01:27:10,158
In those days,
the slightest hint that
he could swing both ways
1430
01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:14,630
would destroy his
show-business career
in an instant.
1431
01:27:14,697 --> 01:27:17,232
As it was, it was
only to destroy us.
1432
01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:20,403
We completed the telethon,
1433
01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:23,038
but we both knew
we were finished.
1434
01:27:23,872 --> 01:27:26,208
The marriage...was over.
1435
01:27:28,944 --> 01:27:31,747
There was a moment
in the middle of the telethon
1436
01:27:31,814 --> 01:27:34,717
where I actually broke down.
1437
01:27:34,783 --> 01:27:38,020
I just couldn't
control myself.
1438
01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:41,757
I remember I mumbled
something to a little girl
1439
01:27:41,824 --> 01:27:45,828
who was recounting
her experiences
with the disease .
1440
01:27:45,894 --> 01:27:48,631
I don't remember
what I said
1441
01:27:48,697 --> 01:27:50,933
but I do remember
feeling worthless.
1442
01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:56,305
Everyone thought
that my tears were for her.
1443
01:27:56,372 --> 01:27:59,074
It made for a great
picture in the papers
the next day.
1444
01:28:01,910 --> 01:28:03,812
Mr. Morris will see you now.
1445
01:28:28,371 --> 01:28:32,741
I expected to see you
at Vince's funeral.
1446
01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:36,278
Kind of heartless
of you not to show up,
don't you think, Karen?
1447
01:28:38,113 --> 01:28:42,918
Considering you're
probably the one
that drove him to it.
1448
01:28:45,688 --> 01:28:47,089
I won't answer that.
1449
01:28:50,025 --> 01:28:51,894
So don't.
1450
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:54,397
So get the fuck
out of my office.
1451
01:28:54,463 --> 01:28:58,434
Lanny, I have interview
material with Vince up until
the moment he met you.
1452
01:28:59,502 --> 01:29:01,870
It would be great if this
1453
01:29:01,937 --> 01:29:04,607
warm, funny side of Vince
could reach the public.
1454
01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:07,610
And what the fuck
do you know about Vince's
warm and funny side?
1455
01:29:10,779 --> 01:29:13,582
What about the warm
and funny fact
that he killed himself?
1456
01:29:13,649 --> 01:29:16,084
-Why would he do that?
-I don't know.
1457
01:29:18,487 --> 01:29:22,324
That's the answer
I'm giving you
and anyone else that asks.
1458
01:29:23,726 --> 01:29:24,893
"I don't know."
1459
01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:26,495
But you do know,
don't you, Lanny?
1460
01:29:26,562 --> 01:29:28,096
Whatever I know, sweetheart
1461
01:29:28,764 --> 01:29:31,066
I'm writing in my book.
1462
01:29:31,133 --> 01:29:33,368
Except you're never
going to finish your book.
1463
01:29:35,003 --> 01:29:37,573
You don't have to.
1464
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:39,575
The person who needed
your book is dead.
1465
01:29:41,410 --> 01:29:43,111
You had always written
the material
for your shows.
1466
01:29:43,178 --> 01:29:45,448
Every single
word was rehearsed.
1467
01:29:45,514 --> 01:29:48,116
The book was a manual,
a set of notes
1468
01:29:48,183 --> 01:29:52,120
so Vince would
get every detail
of the official story.
1469
01:29:52,187 --> 01:29:54,957
"A couple of extra
babes for him
to sleep with that night.
1470
01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:57,092
"A few of them on hand.
1471
01:29:57,159 --> 01:30:00,128
"Well, not exactly
on his hand.
That wasn't his preference."
1472
01:30:01,664 --> 01:30:04,800
-So, what's your point?
-He quoted
that very line to me.
1473
01:30:04,867 --> 01:30:09,037
Quoted it from your
manuscript as if he were
saying it for the first time.
1474
01:30:11,273 --> 01:30:13,108
You wrote it because
you loved him.
1475
01:30:17,546 --> 01:30:19,047
And feared for him.
1476
01:30:22,685 --> 01:30:24,252
And feared for yourself.
1477
01:30:29,091 --> 01:30:31,026
And then you wrote this...
1478
01:30:34,396 --> 01:30:35,397
Where...
1479
01:30:36,699 --> 01:30:38,133
Where the fuck
did you get that?
1480
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:40,836
-Delivered to my room.
-Bullshit. You stole it.
1481
01:30:40,903 --> 01:30:45,373
Maureen O'Flaherty
was killed in the Versailles
Hotel, in your room,
1482
01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:48,010
the night
before the telethon.
1483
01:30:50,412 --> 01:30:52,380
The night before we met.
1484
01:30:59,387 --> 01:31:01,156
Get out of my office.
1485
01:31:49,738 --> 01:31:52,575
Miss Trout?
1486
01:31:52,641 --> 01:31:55,944
KAREN:
We walked through the deserted
backlot of the studio,
1487
01:31:56,011 --> 01:32:00,448
and I confessed
that I wasn't Bonnie Trout.
1488
01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,685
That I was writing a book
about Vince Collins.
1489
01:32:02,751 --> 01:32:04,587
And that I was trying
to uncover the secret
1490
01:32:04,653 --> 01:32:06,989
behind what happened
to Maureen O'Flaherty.
1491
01:32:07,890 --> 01:32:10,559
I told him what I found out .
1492
01:32:10,626 --> 01:32:12,160
He prayed that he would
be forgiven
1493
01:32:12,227 --> 01:32:14,797
for having been there
as the murder was concealed.
1494
01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:16,899
Miss O'Connor,
1495
01:32:16,965 --> 01:32:20,302
I have a tape recording
of the night
Miss O'Flaherty was killed.
1496
01:32:21,570 --> 01:32:24,039
She had brought a machine.
1497
01:32:26,875 --> 01:32:28,977
-For the interview.
-Yes.
1498
01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:31,513
I found it as I was
getting rid of her things.
1499
01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:36,184
She kept it on?
1500
01:32:38,386 --> 01:32:40,488
Could you use this tape
for your book?
1501
01:32:45,327 --> 01:32:46,729
Of course.
1502
01:32:47,763 --> 01:32:49,331
Miss O'Connor...
1503
01:32:50,432 --> 01:32:52,267
Is it something...
1504
01:32:53,268 --> 01:32:54,970
Oh, my...
1505
01:32:55,037 --> 01:32:58,140
Is it something
I could sell?
1506
01:32:58,206 --> 01:33:01,509
Reuben, I can't speak
on behalf of my publishers
1507
01:33:01,576 --> 01:33:04,212
but I'm sure that we can
settle on a price.
1508
01:33:04,279 --> 01:33:05,981
Oh, thank you, Miss O'Connor.
1509
01:33:10,418 --> 01:33:13,055
VINCE: I'll even spice
it up a little,
talk about how
1510
01:33:13,121 --> 01:33:15,257
t he night before the telethon ,
I wanted to sleep like a babe .
1511
01:33:15,323 --> 01:33:16,892
So to cover my bets ,
1512
01:33:16,959 --> 01:33:18,360
I kept a few babes on hand.
1513
01:33:19,762 --> 01:33:21,664
Well, not exactly
on my hand.
1514
01:33:21,730 --> 01:33:24,800
That's not my preference,
as you may have
gathered by now.
1515
01:33:27,235 --> 01:33:28,671
I need the money.
1516
01:33:30,973 --> 01:33:34,142
Did you have
a figure in mind?
1517
01:33:34,209 --> 01:33:38,080
Would you think
a million dollars
would be too much?
1518
01:33:39,782 --> 01:33:43,719
Vince was being
paid a million
dollars for his life.
1519
01:33:43,786 --> 01:33:45,087
This is one night.
1520
01:33:45,988 --> 01:33:49,424
The most important night.
1521
01:33:49,491 --> 01:33:51,626
KAREN:
You could have left me a note
or called me.
1522
01:33:51,694 --> 01:33:53,929
-LANNY: I did leave
you a note.
-KAREN: Where?
1523
01:34:04,206 --> 01:34:07,475
Lanny left this for me
at my apartment.
1524
01:34:07,542 --> 01:34:09,444
It's his version
of what happened that night.
1525
01:34:11,579 --> 01:34:15,417
On its own,
it's absolutely
useless to me.
1526
01:34:15,483 --> 01:34:17,385
I could have
typed it myself.
1527
01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:25,894
But if it matched
what's recorded
on your tape,
1528
01:34:28,630 --> 01:34:30,098
it would make it priceless.
1529
01:34:35,470 --> 01:34:37,239
Which is why
you sent it to me.
1530
01:34:40,142 --> 01:34:43,311
You just said
Mr. Morris left it
at your apartment.
1531
01:34:43,378 --> 01:34:45,347
He was surprised I had it.
1532
01:34:47,983 --> 01:34:51,720
Like he was surprised
I hadn't found the note
he left for me at the hotel.
1533
01:34:51,787 --> 01:34:54,656
The note you must've
disposed of as you were
tidying the room.
1534
01:34:54,723 --> 01:34:57,325
REUBEN: I told you how
he deals with women.
I was afraid.
1535
01:34:57,392 --> 01:34:58,794
Really afraid of what
he might do to you.
1536
01:34:58,861 --> 01:35:01,363
KAREN: Maybe you were
afraid of what I'd...
1537
01:35:01,429 --> 01:35:04,066
I'd do to him. And to you.
1538
01:35:04,132 --> 01:35:08,236
Why would I be
afraid of a schoolteacher
called Bonnie Trout?
1539
01:35:08,303 --> 01:35:10,906
Because you knew
I was Karen O'Connor.
1540
01:35:10,973 --> 01:35:13,809
When I woke up,
you folded my clothes
1541
01:35:13,876 --> 01:35:15,944
and placed my pocketbook
on the bed.
1542
01:35:16,011 --> 01:35:18,747
The pocketbook that had
my name and the letter
from my publisher.
1543
01:35:21,683 --> 01:35:25,220
I was writing about the one
thing you wanted to have
total control over...
1544
01:35:25,287 --> 01:35:26,789
Collins and Morris.
1545
01:35:28,690 --> 01:35:31,894
You made me
abandon any thought
of trying to contact Lanny.
1546
01:35:33,695 --> 01:35:35,831
You made me feel like I was
less than nothing to him
1547
01:35:35,898 --> 01:35:38,200
because you were playing
your own complex game.
1548
01:35:38,266 --> 01:35:43,305
And what exactly
was this complex game
I was playing, Miss O'Connor?
1549
01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:04,426
You were in the room.
1550
01:36:05,727 --> 01:36:08,096
That night.
1551
01:36:08,163 --> 01:36:10,833
Lanny had a robe.
He dropped it on the bed.
1552
01:36:10,899 --> 01:36:13,101
After Maureen
asked for money...
1553
01:36:13,168 --> 01:36:15,904
The wallet was on top.
It had been folded.
1554
01:36:15,971 --> 01:36:19,707
Well, I always,
always arranged
Mr. Morris' things.
1555
01:36:19,774 --> 01:36:23,178
After he went to bed.
You were there before.
1556
01:36:23,245 --> 01:36:26,081
How would I get out?
All three doors
were chain-locked.
1557
01:36:44,867 --> 01:36:47,069
Through Vince's room.
1558
01:36:48,436 --> 01:36:50,038
Then, the next morning,
1559
01:36:50,105 --> 01:36:53,408
you must have chain-locked
the door before you
went to wake him up.
1560
01:36:57,612 --> 01:36:59,247
LANNY: Fuck!
1561
01:37:02,750 --> 01:37:05,387
Lanny let me
read the first chapter.
1562
01:37:05,453 --> 01:37:07,589
Vince sent me the second.
1563
01:37:10,425 --> 01:37:12,360
And you stole this.
1564
01:37:12,427 --> 01:37:13,828
To whet my appetite.
1565
01:37:38,353 --> 01:37:40,188
MAUREEN: I wanna write.
1566
01:37:40,255 --> 01:37:42,690
I wanna be a journalist.
1567
01:37:42,757 --> 01:37:45,393
So I could either
use this information,
1568
01:37:46,694 --> 01:37:48,863
or I could use
a lot of money.
1569
01:37:48,931 --> 01:37:50,665
Is that why
you killed her?
1570
01:37:52,567 --> 01:37:53,868
To protect them?
1571
01:38:01,109 --> 01:38:05,080
KAREN: For 15 years,
1572
01:38:05,147 --> 01:38:08,250
he tormented
Vince and Lanny .
1573
01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:16,224
He could never
blackmail Vince while
Sally Sanmarco was alive,
1574
01:38:16,291 --> 01:38:20,695
so he waited until Sally
died to activate
his retirement plan...
1575
01:38:23,331 --> 01:38:27,169
A million dollars
from Vince.
1576
01:38:27,235 --> 01:38:31,573
A million dollars
for the same tape
he offered to me.
1577
01:38:36,444 --> 01:38:37,812
He would never
get his money,
1578
01:38:37,879 --> 01:38:40,282
and I would never
see him again.
1579
01:38:46,421 --> 01:38:49,191
He had taken her life,
1580
01:38:49,257 --> 01:38:51,526
and with it her
mother's heart,
1581
01:38:52,694 --> 01:38:54,496
and her father's mind.
1582
01:38:56,631 --> 01:38:58,266
And now,
1583
01:38:58,333 --> 01:39:01,703
all that remained
of Maureen O'Flaherty...
1584
01:39:01,769 --> 01:39:05,040
Was a tree
in her mother's garden.
1585
01:39:20,522 --> 01:39:23,891
Your daughter
learned something
about Vince Collins
1586
01:39:23,958 --> 01:39:26,828
that he didn't want
anyone to know.
1587
01:39:26,894 --> 01:39:30,498
Because of that
she was killed.
1588
01:39:30,565 --> 01:39:33,335
If it's of any small comfort,
she probably didn't suffer.
1589
01:39:34,302 --> 01:39:36,871
I want people
to know about this man.
1590
01:39:38,506 --> 01:39:41,043
I want them to know
why he killed her.
1591
01:39:46,648 --> 01:39:48,983
There is someone
in all this,
1592
01:39:49,051 --> 01:39:51,186
who is totally innocent
of any involvement
1593
01:39:51,253 --> 01:39:53,388
in the events of that night,
1594
01:39:53,455 --> 01:39:57,659
but whose life will be made
infinitely worse if I tell
the truth at this time.
1595
01:39:59,294 --> 01:40:02,030
I wanna protect this person
from any further pain.
1596
01:40:05,867 --> 01:40:08,370
I promise you...
1597
01:40:08,436 --> 01:40:12,040
I promise you
I will write down
the truth that I've learned,
1598
01:40:12,107 --> 01:40:15,177
but I have to
let matters lie
until this person has died,
1599
01:40:15,243 --> 01:40:17,179
and the truth
can no longer touch them.
1600
01:40:22,717 --> 01:40:25,853
I saw no indication
on her face
1601
01:40:25,920 --> 01:40:28,156
that she knew
I was talking about her.
1602
01:41:02,590 --> 01:41:05,160
You're a very special girl.
1603
01:41:13,468 --> 01:41:15,337
Forgive me.
117847
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.