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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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[ Nuritza grunting ]

Think you can hide from me, screwdriver?

No dice. I'm going to get you.

Hey, Nuritza, what you -- W-What you doing there?

What's it look like? Reaching for a screwdriver.

Oh, do you need a hand?

I don't need a hand, I need a screwdriver. [ Grunting ]

Well, actually, when I said a hand, I meant help.

I couldn't literally give you my hand.

That would be crazy!

Oh, man, can you imagine?

Hi. I'm Tiggy. I gave away my hand.

[ Chuckles ] Oh, brother.

Okay, fine. Stop your yapping and push.

Okay.

[ Both grunting ]

Ah, finally!

What's this?

It's trash!

Wait! Don't throw that away.

That could be Gweeseek's birth certificate.

No, just a dusty old map.

Dusty old map?! Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!

No, I thought you said it was trash.

I think everything's trash.

Ooh, baby! You know what this means?

We'll never get lost again?

No, Tiggy.

Dusty old maps are for one thing,

and one thing only -- buried treasure.

[ Chuckles ] Gold, gems, jewels as far as the eye can see,

glittering, priceless ancient coins,

loonies, toonies, gold doubloons.

Cool. Gold doubloonies. Hey, Boss!

Shh! Shh! Shh!

This Guy! Guess what we just found!

Hey, what's the big idea, Nuritza?

I just wanted to tell Boss and This Guy

about the buried treasure!

Don't you want to tell Boss and This Guy

about the buried treasure?

Did you say something?

Yes.

Oh, you mean just now? No.

W-Why are you pushing me into this room?

I was trying to tell all of our best friends

about the buried treasure!

Think, Tiggy! For once in your life, think!

This treasure could have us living on Easy Street,

coasting on doughnuts,

but if we get those two involved,

we'll be left with peanuts!

Mmm, my two favorite kind of nuts. Yum.

We need to keep this map to ourselves.

Then we can split the treasure 50/50.

Well, what about Gweeseek?

[ Purring ]

Fine, 50/50, um, 50.

So, then we're all agreed. We'll keep it a secret.

Ooh, a secret.

I've always wanted to tell somebody a secret.

No!

Oh, right. Yeah. Mm-mm-mm.

Mm-mm-mm!

First things first, what's this even a map of?

It looks sort of familiar.

Um...huh.

What do you think, Seek?

Ah, a triangle -- must be Bermuda.

This might be a one-way trip, or it could be a pyramid.

Yeah, that's it -- a pyramid.

Those mummies were loaded.

Mummies? Don't worry.

We can outrun a mummy easy.

They're all tangled up.

I don't think this is Egypt.

Tiggy, trust me. I'm a woman of the world.

But if you turn it around,

it sort of looks like the department.

The department! Of course!

The treasure's been right under our snouts

the whole time!

So that's the pole.

That's the door.

That's the spot where I spilled a gallon of grape juice.

Then that means the "X" is over...there!

In Boss' office. Let's go!

Ba, ba, ba, bap. Slow your roll, pussycat.

We got to get past the big guy over there.

Oh, right.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Walk in a straight line, Tiggy --

Uh, I mean, lamp.

Rats. Boss is still in his office.

What do we do? Okay, don't freak.

We've just got to get him out of the picture.

[ Gulps ] You mean like...

What?! No! We got to get him to leave!

Oh, right. [ Chuckles nervously ]

Hey, you know what? I got this.

We need Boss out of there? I'm your man.

I'll tell him what's what, give him the old what for,

show him who's who. [ Bones cracking ]

Oh, watch and learn.

Uh, excuse me, sir.

I-I don't mean to interrupt,

but I-I was wondering if maybe, possibly, you,

uh, might want to leave your office perchance?

Yes.

And that is how it is done.

Oh, you mean right now? No.

Oh. Okay then.

Sorry to bother you. Keep up the gold work!

Watch it!

Keep up the regular work!

Well, kid, I guess we got to wait out Old Yeller in there.

Boss never works late.

He hardly even works at all.

Yeah. He'll be out of there any minute now.

Any minute now.

Stop saying that. It's been hours.

Oh, I can't help it! I'm just so excited!

What are you going to do with your share of the treasure?

Me? I'm taking my gold straight out of this dump,

and I'm going straight to a smelting factory

where I'll melt it all down into solid gold tools

so I can finally fix up this dump in style.

What about you, kid?

I think I'll use my treasure to buy Gweeseek

a giant cat tree -- No, a cat castle.

It'll be tall as a skyscraper, complete with an elevator

and an apartment for me to stay in when I come visit.

And you, Gweeseek?

What are you going to buy with your cut?

Maybe a little something for your pal Tiggy

since he loves you so much and is so generous, huh?

Aw, come on, Gweeseek.

I got you such a nice cat castle.

Don't you want to get me something?

Ah, don't take it personal.

Gold changes people.

For the better? No, not for the better!

[ Gulps ]

Geez, Tig, you're looking a little pale.

Why don't you go take a nice little nap?

I'll let you know when the rooster flies the coop.

Wow, how uncharacteristically thoughtful of you, Nuritza.

I could use a little nappity-nap --

Hey!

Wait a slicking slecond!

How do I know you aren't going to

take the treasure for yourself?

Good point. You don't.

Why don't you go to sleep, and I'll watch out?

I haven't slept in years, and I ain't starting now!

Yeah? Well, we never sleep, uh, either!

Right, Gweeseek?

[ Purring ]

To keep things totally even Stephen,

I think we should divide the map in half

so we each have a piece.

Fine!

There. Happy now?

Oh, wait. Gweeseek doesn't have a piece.

One more tear to make it fair.

Ugh. Whatever.

[ Map tears ]

Wait a minute!

Now I only have one piece, and she has two!

Maybe just one more tear.

Oh, this is kind of fun. [ Chuckles ]

Rooster! Hide!

[ Yawns ]

Something's weird here.

Oh, who left the light on?

Click.

Treasure-ho!

What was Boss doing in here all night, anyway?

Aww! This is so sweet!

It's trash!

Now put your map pieces on the desk.

You heard her, Gwee. Fork it over.

Come on, Gweeseek. Why you holding out on us?

Told you. Gold changes people.

Gweeseek?

How could you?

Oh, my heart hurts.

Gweeseek, I thought we were partners.

Oh, now you're all... obsessed with gold.

Forget it! I don't need no stinking map pieces!

The treasure's got to be somewhere in this room!

From here on out, it's every boy,

rabbit, and Gweeseek for themselves!

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[ Door opens ]

[ Whistling ]

You trying to cut me out of the treasure?

You're darn right! Give me that!

[ Both grunting ]

My office, my treasure!

Give me the digging stick!

Never! Aah!

-It's mine! -It's mine!

[ All arguing indistinctly ]

I want the doubloonies!

Come on! I want it!

Hand it over!

No respect for property! It's mine!

-It's mine! -It's mine!

[ Grunts ] Stop it!

Come on! It's my gold!

You are such a skunk!

I hate you!

I hate you more -- more than anything!

I hate you so much, you little squirt!

You're the worst person on the planet!

What have we become?

Everybody, stop! This treasure is driving us mad!

This isn't us.

This is us.

Hey, that was a work in progress.

[ Voice breaking ] But the message still stands.

Like the macaroni says, friends?

Friends.

Gweely, look! We're friends again!

[ Gasps ] Wait!

Gwee, what's that?

It's the treasure chest!

Hot diggity-dee! We hit the jackpot!

Let's dig it together!

Together: 1...2...3!

[ Loud crash, splat ]

Uh, I don't think this is gold.

Oh, it's green like money!

I'm going to sleep on a yacht! [ Laughing ]

I don't have to hang out with you losers anymore!

You're all a bunch of nerds!

No. No!

This can't be the buried treasure!

Where's that map?

What on Earth did you do?

Nothing to see here.

Just a bunch of disgusting, worthless slime.

[ Chuckles ] [ Ding! ]

W-We found this treasure map

behind your cabinet. See?

This is not a treasure map.

This is a blueprint.

A blueprint? What do you mean, a blueprint?

What's a blueprint?

Then what's this X for?

You mean this?

I drew this here as a warning -- don't dig.

[ Pop, belch! ]

Ugh. Well, I guess we should start cleaning this up.

Whoo! Kid, there ain't enough gold in the world.

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[ Meows ]