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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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You ready, Gweesee? [ Laughs ]

This is gonna be a fun one.

Here we go!

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[ Laughs ]

Get it, Gweelee. Get it.

Oh! [ Laughs ]

Go, Gweesee, go, Gweesee, go!

Tiggy, what do you think you're doing?

I'm laughing lots [Laughs]

while Gweeseek tries to hit the thingy.

[ Laughs ] It's hilarious.

Amusing as it may be, this activity seems...

well, extremely dangerous.

Aw, you're such a worrywart, This Guy.

It's no big deal.

Cats have nine lives.

My little Gweelee is still on her first one.

You do know that cats having nine lives

is a figure of speech?

Whaaaaat? [ Laughs ]

I don't understand.

Cats only have one life, Tiggy.

No, they have nine.

Right, Gweesee?

Nine? One.

Gweeseek is mortal, like you and I.

Wait...you're telling me that if Gweeseek

uses up one of her lives, she doesn't have eight more?

No, she has zero more.

Do the math, Tiggy.

Gweeseek only has one life?

Well, good thing she's the safest cat

I kno-- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Gweeseek. You get down here right this minute.

I'm serious.

Nothing'll fix this -- Oof.

Watch it.

Oh, hey.

Aw, good kitty.

You can jump on my head any day.

Gweeseek.

You need to be more careful.

I don't want you getting hurt...

or worse.

I gotta talk some sense into that cat.

Hold up.

Hey, listen, Gwee. Let's rap.

I just learned some new info about your life.

And, well, I got a few concerns...

You're a risk taker, and I dig that.

But you gotta be more careful.

Alright, good talk.

What do you say we get a couple of chocolate milks?

Nah?

Just me?

What's that all about?

Tiggy just discovered that "cats have nine lives"

is just a figure of speech. Ha!

Remember when you told him

that "two heads are better than one"?

Oh, now, that was a weird day.

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Ahh!

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[ Gasps, spits ]

Gweeseek, what did we just talk about?

Look, isn't this fun?

Oooooh.

Ah, there you are.

That's how we jump from now on.

Oh, careful there, Gweeseek.

What if you staple your paw?

And don't even think about touching those spikes.

Ouch! Ow!

Ooh!

Whoa, hold up.

Get too close to these sticky notes,

and it's welcome to Paper Cut City.

I don't know why This Guy booby-traps his desk like this,

but I'm putting these out of harm's way,

where they can't do any damage.

Yeah, boooooyyyy.

Safe and sound. Huh?!

Gweesee. Get away from that.

Tools are sharp and heavy, and you can croak

on any one of these.

Phew. [ Gasps ] Gweeseek.

You know, what if a stray bowling ball

switches the vacuum on and sucks you inside?

What if you drink so much water that you burst

like a water balloon?

What if you get popped into popcorn and get eaten up by...

I don't know -- a snake or something?

Oh! Who decorated this office?

The Grim Reaper?

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[ Straining ]

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Ah.

Okay, Gwee, this pole's not going anywhere,

so we're just gonna have to live with it...

safely.

So, uh... there you have it.

Alright, go ahead, knock yourself out.

Uh, but, you know, don't knock yourself out.

[ Chuckles nervously ] Have some fun.

Okay. Go on and play.

[ Gasps ]

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Gweeseek. Your claws!

[ Panting ]

Here, put these on.

Oh là là.

Très chic, Gweeseek.

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[ Meows ]

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Oh, I might have to get a pair of these myself.

Whoa, hey. Oh, watch it.

Gweeseek, this is super-dangerous.

Oh, stay away.

Ah, I almost squashed you.

You coulda been a bitty kitty pancake.

This whole time, the greatest danger was right under my nose.

And above my nose.

And was my nose.

[ Whimpering ]

I know now what must be done.

Goodbye, my Gweeseek.

Goodbye, confidante.

Goodbye...

forever. [ Meows ]

Shh! Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.

[ Voice breaking ] Don't say another word.

Don't make this harder than it has to be.

Gweeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Wait. One more thing.

[ Smooches ] Tiggy loves you.

Well, now Gweeseek can live a long, fruitful life,

away from any danger...

because it's all in here...

surrounding me.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Oh, good thing I'm the safest boy I know.

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Aah!

No! Nuritza's popcorn machine!

Ah, get away, get away.

Oh! Ow. [ Crash ]

Uh! Oh, the spikes!

Ow! Oh, I'm gonna get popped.

Oh, the sticky notes gave me a paper cut!

Uhh!

[ Thud ]

[ Groaning ]

Oh, my head...

Ohh...

Huh? [ Strains ]

Uh-oh.

Oh, I'm stuck.

Oh! [ Sighs ]

But at least I'll live out the rest of my life

knowing that Gweeseek is finally safe without me around

to squash her or to step on her

or pet her or brush her...

or even feed her?

Oh, no. Gweeseek. What have I done?

Ah, she's doomed without me.

Totally and utterly doomed.

Oh! [ Crying ]

Oh, no.

[ Crying ]

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[ Meows ]

[ Crying ]

[ Soft clatter ]

Huh?

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[ Meows ]

Oh, no. It can't be.

I'm too late.

Gweeseek's not doomed.

She's d-d-d-d-- croaked...

and has returned to take vengeance on me, her betrayer.

Please forgive me.

Forgive Tiggyyyyyyyyyyy.

Oh. That was weird.

I guess Gweeseek's alive.

Okay, good.

Wait, but how did you get in here?

You got past a whole room of crazy danger...

without me?

The bowling ball didn't squish you.

You made it past the vacuum and the water cooler

and even Nuritza's popcorn machine?

Well -- Oh. You want me to take off your safety mitts?

Okay.

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Oh, uh...

Seek, watch out for the, uh...

Oh, that's sharp.

Don't, uh -- Oh, don't forget the, uh...

Mm, okay. Ooh.

Okay, hey, careful. Careful, there.

Uh...uh, uh...

Well, I guess you know what you're doing.

Yeah. Hey, yeah, you know what you're doing.

Whoa, look at that.

Aww, I guess I never had to worry about you after all.

You can take care of yourself...

and me.

I'm glad we both learned that everything

in the world is dangerous,

and there's nothing you can do about it.

[ Creaking ]

But we should really get out from under here.

Yeah, definitely still dangerous.

From here on out, let's never do anything safe ever again.

Tiggy, I forgot to --

[ Creaking ]

[ Crash ]

Tiggy, you're fired.

Ooh, popcorn!

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[ Meows ]