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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Ch-ch-ch-ch-cha...

Number one...

Hot rod red! Okay.

[ Humming ]

Ahh, red...

The color of kings.

Whoa!

Gweeseek, you surprised me.

I'm trying to work right now, okay?

We can play later.

Now, what color was this snake again?

[ Chuckles ] Just kidding, I know it's red.

Gweeseek, no!

Leave me alone!

Come on.

Don't look at me like that, Gweeseek.

I'm not trying to be mean.

It's -- It's just...

You can be a little clingy sometimes, okay?

Gweeseek?

Ughh.

Gweeseek.

Typical.

She wants me to follow her.

Well, I'm not playing into her game.

No siree.

Gweeseeeeeek?

Where'd you go?

G-G-G-Gweeseeeeek, where are youuuu?

Hey, This Guy, you haven't seen Gweeseek around, have you?

Finding things is more your department, Tiggy.

Ahh ba ba ba...

I think I know where Gweeseek is...

You do? Where?

Oh! Atop my parietal bone.

Typical Gweeseek...

Always atop the parietal bone.

Okay, Gwee, time to leave This Guy alone.

He's got lots of stuff to do today.

Actually, Tiggy, I don't mind.

My hair's a little messy today, anyway.

In fact, if I could be vulnerable for a moment...

Ooh!

I'm sorry you had to see that.

Okay... Yeah that -- that's fine!

Uh... That's great!

I guess I'll leave you alone.

See ya, Gweeseek...

Goodbye, Tiggy.

I'll just, uh... leave you be, Gweeseek...

Goodbye, Tiggy.

And I'll be alone...

Just like I wanted...

Goodbye, Tiggy.

Okay...

[ Grunts ]

Bye...

Goodbye, Tiggy.

Bye, Seeksy...

Goodbye, Tiggy.

[ Grunting ]

[ Purring ]

Pfft. Yeah.

Oh, Gweeseek.

Okay, okay, yeah, Gweeseek.

Have fun with This Guy, why don't you?

That's totally okay. That's fine!

I'm busy today, anyway.

Finally! A little Tig time.

Yeah, I love being alone.

[ This Guy laughs ]

Ooh! Gweeseek, stop! [ Meow! ]

I've never gotten a head massage before!

It tickles!

Psst. Hey, Gweeseek...

Oh. Still on This Guy's head?

You guys have been hanging out a lot lately, haven't you?

Not really. Ha!

No time for ol' Tiggy anymore, eh?

Nah, I'm just, uh...

I'm just kidding.

But hey, uh, let me know if she's buggin' ya.

Not at all.

In fact, I quite enjoy the company.

Yeah, well, misery loves company.

And I sure am miserable,

could use some company myself right about now.

Is there something wrong? No!

I'll -- I'll leave you be.

S-see you guys...

Goodbye, Tiggy.

[ Squeaking ]

Tiggy... Do you need something?

Huh? Wha?! N-no!

Er, I mean, who, me?

Ahahahaha!

No.

No.

No.

This is between me and, uh...

[ Clicks tongue ] You know.

Eh, get over here, c'mon, Gweeseek.

C'mon, get over here.

[ Chuckles ] You're embarrassing me.

[ Chuckles ]

Ugh. Okay, Gweeseek, I get it.

You've made your point!

You're trying to get back at me

'cause I ignored you earlier, huh, Seeksy?

Tig can't get a moment alone without Gweeseek

trying to teach him a lesson! Is that it?

You know, Tiggy,

maybe she enjoys being here on top of my head.

No! She can't like you more than me!

That's not what I said. Come, Tiggy.

Is it so hard to believe that Gweeseek

and I could develop a friendship

independent of your friendship with her?

Maybe you should be a little less clingy.

[ Echoing ] Clingy...

"You're being too clingy, Tiggy."

Too clingy? Too clingy?!

Well, clingy Tiggy's not waiting around here forever.

Clingy Tiggy's moving on!

And -- and -- and Seek'll be all...

"Tiggy, we never hang out anymore!

Tiggy, you don't you scritch me like you used to?"

I'll never hear the end of it!

Ah... I don't need a cat.

I've got friends.

I've got plenty of friends.

Like you, Red Snake.

Ohh...

Now it's just you and me again, Red Snake.

Just you and me.

[ Opera music playing ]

And that, my furry friend,

is the difference between a coloratura soprano

and a soprano leggero.

Haha.

I can't talk to anyone else like this at all.

What's this?

A fancy affair...

That sounds lovely.

But where?

Oof!

Oh.

Ah, Gweeseek, I see you got my invitation.

I'm so glad you could join us.

Us? Oh, duh, right.

I can't believe I forgot to mention...

Since you brought your new best friend,

which is totally cool,

I thought why not introduce you to my new best friend.

Hey, dudes!

It's me, Tiggy's new best friend, hehe.

I love him sooo much. He's the best dude I know.

Hehehe.

Uh, Tiggy... That's a sock puppet.

No, it's not! It's my new best friend!

My apologies.

Does your new best friend have a name?

Why don't you ask him yourself?

Um. [ Clears throat ]

What is your name?

My name?

My name is...

Uh...

Sssssslllliiiiiiiiicccck...

Slick. Chiggins.

Slick Chiggins, yeah, that's my name.

Slick Chiggins?

Slick Chiggins, that's what he said.

Slick Chiggins.

Slick Chiggins.

Slick...Chiggins.

Don't wear it out! [ Chuckles ]

I -- I -- I mean, I meant to say that's my name,

don't wear it out...

dude.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, don't wear it out.

Oh, classic Slick Chiggins.

Classic. [ Chuckles ]

Oh, he makes me laugh like no one else.

You see, Slick and I have what I like to call a real connection.

Sort of a super friendship.

For example, uh...

He would never leave me alone to go

sit on top of someone else's head.

That's not what friends do... dude!

Enough talk about who's a good friend

and who's a dirty traitor.

Ready for some grub?

Like I always say --

It's good to eat food when you're hungry!

Where do you come up with this stuff?

Okay, you guys chat, I'll be right back.

[ Chuckles ]

It's good to eat food, oh, boy.

So, uh...

How did you two meet?

Hmm. That's what I thought.

Who wants peanut butter and jelly?

It's good to eat food when you're hungry.

Oh, uh, Slick, you already said that.

Sorry, it's hard to keep things fresh.

Dude.

This looks quite tasty.

I -- I don't know if you noticed, Gweeseek,

but I cut off the crusts...

Just how you like it.

Ah, this is nice.

The four of us, hanging out.

Just a couple of pairs of best friends.

Mmm... Yeah, I like this.

Mmm.

Slick, you haven't touched your sandwich.

I seem to have lost my appetite.

Is something wrong?

Oh, no.

It's nothing.

Dude.

Okay.

Uh anyway, Gweeseek, remember that time when --

I like my PB&J with the crust on it.

Uh...

That -- that time when we were out finding --

[ Groans ]

Dude.

Um... The crusts are my favorite part!

What? The crusts!

I like 'em, dude!

Oh, um, I didn't know.

You didn't know?

You didn't know?!

Well, if you'd just listen every once in a while!

Slick, not now, you're making a scene.

Oh, I'm embarrassing you, am I?

No, it's just that Gweeseek -- Gweeseek this.

Gweeseek that.

I'm Gwee-sick of hearing about that cat, dude!

Do you expect me to forget about my best friend?

Ha! I knew it.

You still consider her your best friend.

My mama says the truth always comes out.

Your...Mother?

We're not best friends.

We just met this morning.

You only brought me here to make your old best friend jealous.

You can't let it go, dude.

You're...too...clingy!

Cl-- clingy...?

I said it!

And I'll say it again. Clingy!

Clingy! Clingy! Clingy!

Stop! No!

I've had enough of this. Goodbye, Tiggy.

No, Slick, don't go!

Slick ain't nobody's fool, dude!

Aah!

[ Crying ] Tiggy?

I don't want to talk about it!

[ Sobbing ]

[ Sad music playing ]

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Gweeseeeeeeeeeeek.

[ Sobbing ]

[ Purring ]

Gweeseek.

This Guy.

I know you've moved on, and...

[ Sighs ] I need to move on, too.

So, I brought you your litter box

and some of your other things.

Where are the other -- Oh.

Here are your toys.

I hope someday you finally catch that feather.

You'll have to get a new hairbrush, though,

I looked everywhere for yours.

Hairbrush?

You mean this hairbrush?

The one I've been using to tame my unsightly cowlick.

[ Meow! ] [ Gasps ]

Wait! Lemme see that...

[ Meow! ]

She loves this hair brush!

She must've smelled it on you.

That's why she wouldn't get off your head!

She doesn't like you any more than me.

She doesn't like you at all!

Come on, Gweeseek,

let's go have some fun and leave This Guy alone.

[ Laughs ]

Huh? Oh...

Hmm.

Hello, Slick.

Don't wear it out, dude!

[ Laughter ]

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