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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

♪ Who's the best cat in this whole room? ♪

♪ Gweeseek is ♪

♪ Gweeseek is ♪

♪ The blubbiest blub in the whole blub blub ♪

♪ Once again, the answer is ♪

♪ Gweeseek is ♪

♪ Gweeseek is ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪ [ Slurping ]

Whoa. Um, how long have you been standing there?

You've got a big head.

Well, yes.

That may very well be true,

but it's not very polite to go around --

I want to pet the kitty!

Now's not a good time. She's feeling kind of claw-y.

No fair! It's my turn!

Well, the thing about cats is you --

My turn with kitty! Give me kitty!

[ Both shouting ]

What are we yelling about?!

Boss, look! There's a fancy little lad in the office,

and he's causing trouble!

Champ! Hi, Uncle Boss!

Give me a hug.

You know each other?

Champ is my nephew.

He's my favorite person on Earth.

Mwah. Mwah.

He never does anything wrong and never will.

Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.

[ Coughing ] Hair.

It's not your fault. You're perfect.

I love you, Uncle Boss.

And I love you, Champ.

I cherish every second we spend together.

Okay. Got to go.

Wait, Boss!

[ Sighs ]

Um, all right, Champ.

You heard --

Wha-- Give me kitty!

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I don't think Gweeseek wants to play right now.

Gweesee? What kind of a name is that?

Gweeseek.

You see, eek is something you add at the end of names

to make them sound cuter.

My daddy said that names longer than five letters

are for liars who beg for attention.

What? Liars? Is that true?

You know what's a respectable name for a kitty like that?

Tony.

Come here, Tony.

Tony, play with Daddy Champy!

[ Whining ]

Champ. Champ. Look, don't take it personally.

Seek's just shy around new people.

A banana?

Watch this, Big Head. I saw it in a video once.

It's hilarious.

[ Sniffs ]

[ Gagging ]

[ Laughing ]

Gweeseek!

Stop!

You okay, little Gweelee? You're safe now.

You never have to sniff another banana again.

I'll keep that fancy kid away from you.

Fine! I'll go entertain myself.

[ Whistling ]

Ooh, lookee here, a sweet treat for little ol' me.

So naughty.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Pfft!!

That's not a sweet treat! Ugh!

Champ, what are you doing?

That's Nuritza's lentil loaf.

That's "portein." I hate portein.

It could make me grow big and strong.

Aw, we got to clean this up before someone yells at us.

Boss, you got to try my lentil loaf.

It's so fibrous, it'll make you scream.

Hey, my lentil loaf!

All right, who did it?

[ Sniffles, crying ]

Whoa, Champ.

Uncle Boss!

It was that mean kitty!

That kitty knocked over your lentil loaf!

[ Meows ]

What?! No! That's not true!

Gweeseek didn't do this! Champ is lying!

Tiggy, don't you talk that way about Champ!

He's a perfect little fancy baby boy, just like me.

But -- but -- but -- but -- but -- but look at his face!

He's making a face! Look!

Nope. Won't look.

Boss, j-just look right now.

Look at the face he's making right now!

I refuse on principle.

Come on, Boss. He's lying.

If you just -- Bah, bah, bah!

I don't want to hear it!

Now, you two will play nicely and become best friends,

or, so help me, I'll --

[ Sobbing ] I'll cry!

I'm keeping my eye on you.

I can't believe they didn't believe me.

I never lie.

Well, I mean, I have, but not this time.

This Champ kid has got them in the palm of his paw.

You better give me what I want.

[ Laughs ]

[ Grumbles ] That little lolly licker's

got it out for you, Gweeseek,

but you can't let him get under your fur,

no matter how much he razzes you or makes fun of your big head.

You know what I'm slaying, Gwee? Gweeseek?

Come here, Tony. Play with your Daddy Champy.

No!

Let's do something else, huh, Champ?

I mean, you don't want to play

with this boring old kitty cat.

[ Whispering ] I don't actually think you're boring.

I-It's called reverse psychology.

I'm playing with his mind.

Boss said you have to do everything that I want

for the rest of my life.

That means I get to play with Tony.

No, he didn't. And her name is Gweeseek.

Tony. Gweeseek.

Tony! Gweeseek!

Tony!!

Gweeseek!!

Hey, look over there. Is that a big tub of lollipops?

What, big tub of lollipops? Where is it?

Got ya.

Hey! There's no lollipops.

You lied.

You're a liar, just like my daddy said.

You can't be trusted with Gweeseek

until you learn to play nice, so deal with it.

Argh!

All right, Big Head.

I'll deal with it.

Gweesee, did that sound ominous to you?

Is he really going to deal with it,

or was that reverse psychology?

[ Humming ]

What's this, a freshly painted picture?

Ooh, it'd be so naughty if I threw this on the ground.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Champ, don't you dare.

This Guy's been working on that for weeks.

Stop.

Stop.

Champ, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

♪ I'm so naughty ♪

♪ Champy gets what Champy wants ♪

Pbht!

Champy, stop!

I can't believe I'm about to say this,

but you need an attitude adjustment.

No, you are!

[ Gasps ] My painting. Aah!

It looks, uh, really, really good -- very beautiful.

[ Whispering ] Nuritza, I don't get art.

What's to get? The kid smashed his painting.

It's ruined! I knew that.

[ Imitating crying ] It was that mean cat, Tony.

I tried to stop him!

[ Meows ]

Tony? You did this?

No, Gweeseek wouldn't ruin a painting,

and she wouldn't throw a lentil loaf.

She's a Good Samaritan.

It was Champ.

Thank you, Big Head.

That's very helpful, but let's consider the facts.

Isn't it more likely that this kitty,

whose paws are covered in paint,

seems like an adorable fancy baby boy,

but as soon as you turn your back, he's a monster?

Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Good point, Champy.

Don't believe me? I'll prove it.

Turn your backs, everyone. You, too, Big Head.

Fine, but only because I know Gweeseek's innocent,

and she'd never do anything bad.

Hmm!

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[ Yowls ]

Scary Tony, stop it! [ Hisses ]

[ All gasp ] Enough's enough.

Tony needs a time-out.

Time-out?

Tony's going in the box?

Boss: Get in. No, come on.

[ Crying ] Gweeseek, no.

I can't look. I can't.

But I must.

Come on, kitty.

Just -- There.

[ Meowing sadly ]

[ Crying ] No, it's not fair, Gweeseek.

You were set up, framed, the fall guy.

You're too green for these gray walls.

I swear I'll get back at the kid who did this to you.

I'll fix this.

[ Sobs ]

[ Laughs mischievously ]

All right, I tied Champ's lollipop to the string,

which is tied to the vase

so when Champ grabs his lollipop,

it'll pull down the vase and make a mess.

It's the perfect trap, isn't it, Gweeseek?

Oh, that's right. Gweeseek's in the box.

I'm just so used to talking to her,

and now I'm talking to no one.

I must sound like a crazy person. Do I sound crazy?

Uh, uh, um, the trap is set.

Oh, Champ.

Where are you?

Your lollipop is looking really good and lickable.

I'm sorry, Tony.

Sometimes, when I feel like no one likes me,

I get so mad and do mean things,

but I just wanted you to be my friend.

I guess a naughty kid like me

doesn't deserve to have any friends.

[ Sniffles, sobs ]

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

I like you, Champ.

Well, I don't not like you that much.

I'll be your friend.

Really, Big Head?

Yeah, but you've got to stop calling me Big Head.

Okay, small nose!

Mm! Oh.

I got to get my lollipop.

Wait, don't pick up the lollipop.

♪ Lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly, lolly ♪

Stop! Leave the lollipop!

Lollipop. Let go!

What? I thought we were friends.

Give me my lolly!

No. Give -- Ohh.

[ Both grunting ]

No!

I got it! I got it!

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Phew! It didn't break.

What's going on?

Uncle Boss, he said he was my friend!

But, Boss, I want to be friends with Champ.

Look. Here. I'm even going to give his lolly back.

Here you go -- Oh.

[ Groaning ]

Who smashed my plant?

Who busted the banister?

Who smashed This Guy's plant?

I did.

I had such a very fun day with my new best friends.

Bye, Tony! Bye, Uncle Boss!

Bye, Big Head. Hope you get out soon...sucker!

[ Meows ]

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