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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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[ Purring ]

Tiggy: [ Muffled giggling ]

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[ Giggles ]

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Tag! You're it!

[ Panting ]

You can't catch me!

Ah!

Ow.

No, Gweeseek!

No! No, time out!

This doesn't count!

Aww, squiggles.

You always win tag.

Let's play something else.

Maybe something I can win.

Hey, whatcha got there?

Whoa.

[ Inspirational music plays ]

Whoa...

Gweeseek, get offa that keyboard!

[ Sour notes play ]

I don't remember finding this thing...

or this thing?

Or this thing?

Or this thing?

Or these things?

Gweeseek, if I didn't know any better,

I would say it's some sort of tennis,

but, like, teeny, tiny tennis.

What do you say, Gweeseek, you want to give it a whirl?

[ Meows ]

Oop!

Alright, now to screw on one of these things.

Ree-er, ree-er, ree-er, ree-er.

Boi-oi-oing!

It sure was nice of This Guy to let us use his desk.

Alright, Gweeseek, just you and me.

Mano e gato.

Go easy on me, 'kay?

I've never played this before.

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Guh!

Well, you don't have to go that easy on me.

[ Meows ]

You're trying as hard as you can?

Okay, well, maybe I'll go easy on you!

I got you again!

[ Laughs ]

Gweeseek, I feel funny.

I don't know why,

but I kind of want to do a --

do a dance.

Is this a victory dance?

I think it is!

[ Laughs ]

[ Humming ]

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Alright, Boss!

You next!

Okay! Check it!

I call this the ripe tomata!

[ Grunting ]

Ah.

[ Groaning ]

[ Ripping ]

Boss! Stop! Hmm?

I-I meant it's time for me to beat you at tiny Tiggy tennis.

Tighty whitey tennis?!

Oh...

You mean table tennis?

Yeah, sure, whatever you call it.

I'm undefeated.

Oh, I would, but I, uh...

have...

a really good excuse.

So...bye.

Weird, Boss usually thinks of a better excuse than that.

Well, Gweeseek, ah-some people got it

and ah-some people ah-don't.

Now let's go find us some suckers who don't.

[ Meows ]

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Grunts ]

Yeah!

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[ Grunts ]

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♪ Aww, you little baby, oh, one more time ♪

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Yeah.

Oh, you.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Sighs ]

I don't think I'm overstating things

when I say that I'm the greatest

tiny tennis player that ever lived!

I mean, it's been a whole afternoon of non-stop victory.

[ Chuckles ] Remember when I beat This Guy?

Yeah. That was cool.

Oh! Remember when I beat Nuritza?

Yeah, that was cool.

Remember when I beat Boss?

Wait.

I didn't beat Boss. [ Record scratch ]

Gweeseek, get offa that record player!

Oh, yeah. [ Chuckles ]

Pencil on the ceiling. [ Laughs ]

That's funny. [ Laughs ]

Boss, come quick!

I have all of your favorite things out here!

Ooh! I love all my favorite things!

[ Laughs ]

Wait, where are the things?

Ha! There are no things.

It was a trick!

Man, I'm always being tricked.

We have unfinished business

of the teeny, tiny tennis persuasion.

Oh, I don't know. I get it.

I wouldn't want to play me either.

But if you don't play me now,

I'll never stop asking you.

Never?

Never.

How about now?

No. Tomorrow?

Unh-unh. The day after that?

Boss! Just play me!

Okay, fine.

[ Gasps ] Finally!

Some action.

Let's go, big guy!

Careful! Ah! Oof!

Tiggy and Boss are gonna face off!

Play ball!

Gweeseek, my paddle.

Get ready, Boss.

Don't worry, this'll be over in a jiff.

Fore! [ Grunts ]

Wait.

What just happened?

You got smoked!

Like a bargain-bin ham!

That's what happened!

Heh. Beginner's luck.

Could happen to anyone.

Let's see how ya handle...

this!

Oh, snap!

He did it again!

He didn't do it. It was the wind.

It's really, uh, it's really windy in here!

And my hands are sticky,

and I had a cramp, and I blinked.

I blinked too long.

Let's go again!

[ Grunts ]

Ah!

[ Panting ] Again!

[ Grunts ]

Ah!

[ Grunting ]

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Again!

Hah!

Again!

Hyah!

[ Panting ]

Again!

[ Grunts ] Ooh.

This is hard to watch.

Not for me, I'm loving this.

Again...

Again!

Again...

Tiggy, it's okay.

Don't touch me!

It's just a game.

Don't talk to me!

Don't look at me!

[ Sobbing ]

Go to him.

[ Muttering ]

Oh, yeah. Tennis, tennis.

There's gotta be something, something...

Something...

[ Gasps ] What do you want, Gweeseek?

Here to rub it in my face, Gweeseek?

That I'm terrible at tiny tennis?

I know I'm terrible at tiny tennis!

That's why I quit.

There must be something else I'm good at.

Like, uh... Pogo-ing!

I'll be a pogo stick boy!

Yeah, that's it!

Yeah. Okay, wait.

No, wait.

[ Grunting ]

No, wait.

Ah, forget it!

[ Crashing ]

I'm bound to be good at the, uh, uh...

saxophone!

[ Plays poorly ]

[ Imitates cymbal ]

[ Inhales sharply ]

[ Plays poorly ]

[ Panting ]

[ Continues playing poorly ]

[ Imitates cymbal ]

Ah, yeah.

[ Plays poorly ]

Tiggy, stop.

But I'm good.

No, Tiggy.

You're bad.

It's true.

I am bad!

I'm bad at everything!

Well, yeah, but that's okay.

It is?

You know, this paddle used to be mine...

Actually, it still is.

Funny how possessions work, huh? [ Chuckles ]

Hey, check this out.

Boss, is this you?

Boss: No, that's a paddle.

That's me.

Last place?

That's pretty bad.

I was worse than you, even -- and you stink.

I kept practicing. It wasn't always fun,

but then something strange started to happen.

Wow! That trophy's huge!

Yep! Anyway, see ya!

Wait, Boss!

Are you saying it takes hard work to get good at something

and it might take a long time,

but I shouldn't give up because it's hard?

No, but probably.

Hey, do you think you could teach me a few things?

You know, just to get me started.

Well, I was enjoying standing in the shadows,

but I guess I can do that another time.

And I will.

Watch my form.

Now you try.

That's a good start!

Here, watch closely.

Not like yay.

Like yaaay.

Like yaay.

No, no, no, no, no.

Like yaaaaaaaay.

You see?

Yaaaaaaay.

Boss, I don't know what "yay" means.

It's just like, you know, when yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Oh. Yaay.

There! You got it!

Yaaaaaaaay.

You don't got it.

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[ Meows ]