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♪♪

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

[ Sinister music plays ]

[ Jazz music plays ] [ Scatting ]

Aw, yeah! Tiggy boy's at it again.

[ Scatting continues ]

Sensational.

Yeah! [ Chuckles ]

Nuritza: A baby?

Tiggy, is this from your last mission?

Yeah. Euggh.

Kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies.

[ Ominous music plays ]

Ah, it has a "Play" button on it.

[ Click ]

♪ I'm a baby ♪

♪ I'm a baby ♪

♪ I'm a baby ♪

[ Blam! ]

Is that what I think it is?

[ Breathing excitedly ]

Is that what I think it is?!

Answer me!

What do you -- It is!

It's a Baby Bobo!

How I love his little dance.

[ Click ]

♪ I'm a baby ♪ I'm a baby!

I'm a baby!

I'm a -- Ah, nah.

I can't do it like he can.

Play it again! Dance, baby, dance.

Oh, this is so great. I've got to say

that this is the best time I've ever had.

[ Giggles ]

I'm having the time of my life!

Hmm. Okay, okay.

We've all had a lot of fun with Baby Bobo,

but we better file it away

until the owner comes to pick it up.

What?! Oh, no, Tiggy.

Don't take it away.

Don't you all have work to do?

Hey, wait a second!

It kind of looks like you, Tiggy!

No, it doesn't.

It looks exactly like Tiggy!

[ Laughter ] What?! No!

I look nothing like it.

I'm a big boy, and that's a baby!

♪ I'm a baby ♪

And he sounds exactly like it.

[ Laughter ]

I love a good laugh. Do it again, Tiggy!

It's like, who's who?

Fine -- you all have your fun,

playing with this toy that isn't even yours.

Come on, Gweeseek.

You hate babies, remember?

If you need us, we'll be over here.

Thanks. We won't.

Standing around laughing at a dumb baby.

Some of us have work to do.

[ Pen clicks ] Alright,

what do we got here, hmm?

Oh, a little zebra!

Boss: [ Laughs ] Bobo! ♪ I'm a baby ♪

[ Groans ]

Wow. This horse has a long neck.

[ Gasps ] Ohh! Giraffe.

Oh! Oh! Bobo, you're killing me!

Really, I can't breathe!

[ Sighs ] Don't worry, Gweeseek.

They'll get sick of it eventually.

[ Laughs ]

It never gets old!

Everybody back off!

It's my turn to press the button.

I-I don't get it, Gweeseek. ♪ I'm a baby ♪

He's just dancing around saying gibberish, like a dumb baby.

You know what I'm slaying, Gwee-Gwee?

Gweeseek?

♪ I'm a baby ♪ [ Purring ]

Oh, you too, Gweeseek?

You know, I can't help but have my feelings hurt,

but if this is how things are gonna be,

I guess I'll be a big boy about it.

Yeah, yeah. You're a baby.

I'm a baby. We're all babies.

Come on, Gweeseek. Let's get back to work.

[ Music slows, stops ]

No! Say it isn't so!

Someone tell me this isn't so!

Oh, no!

I guess we're all mortal.

Boy, what I wouldn't do

to hear him say "I'm a baby" one more time.

Well, I think I know how to cheer you

[Scatting] up-up-up...

[ Jazz music plays ] [ Scatting continues ]

Tiggy, don't be a dork!

You're losing them, Tiggy!

Time to pull out the showstopper.

Nuritza: Wait a sec.

It just needed a new battery.

There you go. ♪ I'm a baby ♪

It's even louder than before.

I can be even louder than before.

Zip it, Tiggy! The baby's talking!

♪ I'm a baby ♪

[ Laughter, cheering ]

[ Evil music plays ] Nuritza:

It's gotten better, right? It's even better now!

[ Laughter continues ]

♪♪

[ Squeeeeak! ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Mid-tempo jazz music plays ]

♪♪

[ Creak! ]

[ Gulps ]

[ Sinister music plays ]

So what?

You think some baby boy can replace Tiggy?

Hmm?

I'm a big boy.

You listening, baby? Hmm?

♪♪

Why don't you use your big boy words, huh?

♪ Skippity-bop, beep-boppity-boo ♪

See? That's how a big boy scats.

You're just creepy and annoying, with your doo-doo diaper.

You look nothing like me.

♪ I'm a baby ♪ Aah! Unh!

Shh! Shh! Quiet! Be quiet!

[ Music slowing ] ♪ I'm a baby ♪

♪ I'm a baby ♪ [ Whimpers ] Stop it already!

[ Echoing ]

Stop! Stop!

Stop!!

[ Whirring ]

[ Slowly ] ♪ I -- I -- ♪

I-I-I didn't want to croak him. I just -- I just --

[ Retches ]

Okay, think, Tiggy. Think, Tiggy!

I just got to get rid of the body. That's all.

People disappear all the time.

Oh! Perfect!

The floorboards!

Okay, just gonna --

Um...

Ew, ew, ew. [ Grunts ]

[ Distorted ] ♪ I'm a -- ♪

[ Rattles ]

Ohh! Phew.

There. It's done.

No one will ever know.

[ Creak! ]

Uh -- Uh, who's there, please?

[ Creak! ]

Aah! G-Gweeseek?

W-W-When did you get here?

How long were you watching me?

Oh! It had to be done.

It had to be done.

There was no other way.

Ohhhh. Oh, I'm feeling woozy.

[ Sinister music crescendos ] [ Rattling ]

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Sighs deeply ]

Oh, what a beautiful morning!

Hey, Guy--

G-G-Gweeseek.

You're looking well!

You must have slept like a baby.

I mean, a Bobo.

I mean, a rock!

Uh, you know, I also slept like a rock.

Yep, slept the whole night through.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

So, you did not see what happened to Baby Bobo?

Uhhhh...uh... B-Baby who-who?

Baby Bobo! You know -- the doll.

We came in this morning, and it was gone.

Oh!

You know...that's right.

I forgot to tell you guys that, um,

the owner of the baby thing

came to pick it up last night when nobody else was here.

[ Ominous music plays ] Gehh! Uh...

A-A-And he...also told me to tell you guys

[ Music stops ] that the reason

he came so late at night

is because his job is, um, uh, uh...

a-a-a bat doctor.

And I was like,

"Wow. That's weird that you only treat bats."

But he was like, "It's actually a pretty big market.

But also, sometimes I treat owls, too."

So I was like, "That's so interesting.

Thank you for your business."

And then he left...

With the baby thing.

Well, then, I'll go ahead and mark this case "Closed."

Thank you, Tiggy.

[ Chuckles ] Don't mention it.

An animal doctor?

What'll they think of next?

Welp, back to the old grind, I guess.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

[ Ominous music plays ]

Gweeseek, y-you're sitting on my work.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Could you give me some space, please?

♪♪

Okay, now let's see what we can find in this word search.

"Toy!" Okay.

"Baby."

O-Okay.

"Liar"? [ Gasps ]

Um, maybe we should work on something else, huh, Gwee?

U-U-U-U-U-Uhhh...

U-U-U-U-U-Uhhh...

Oh! Connect the Dots!

That's better.

[ Ominous music plays ]

♪♪

You know, Gweeseek, I can't really focus

with you staring at me like that.

Aah!

Eugggh!

[ Muffled ] ♪ I'm a baby ♪

Wait a second.

♪ I'm a baby ♪ W--

♪ I'm a baby ♪ I-It sounds kind of like...

that horrible baby.

And it's coming from... Boss' office?

Aah! Tiggy, knock!

♪ I'm a baby ♪

♪ I'm a -- ♪ Oh! It's just the TV.

[ Ominous music plays ] Of course.

What was I thinking?

[ Voices whispering indistinctly ]

Ughh!

[ Whispering continues ]

Huh?

[ Whispering continues ]

Where is that coming from?

Am I the only one hearing this?

Baby: Tiggy?

Why'd you do it, Tiggy?

No.

No, it's impossible.

I smashed you to pieces.

[ Thump ]

Gweeseek!

Don't look at me!

No, leave me alone! I didn't do anything!

Tiggy?

No! No, I'm a big boy.

I'm a big boy!

I'm a -- I'm a big -- big boy!

[ Grunts ]

[ Whispering ] I'm a baby.

Aaaaaaaaah!

I guess I need to work on my Baby Bobo impression.

[ Panting ] [ Door slams ]

Get a grip, Tiggy. None of this is real.

Your imagination is just getting the best of you.

Yeah! That's right. That's right.

This is all in your noggin.

[ Sighs ] Okay.

[ Inhales deeply ] Everything's fine.

Everything's fine.

[ Sinister chord strikes ] Uhh?

Huh?

Aah, aah...

Whoa!

[ Thud ]

U-U-U-Uh --- Uh...

♪♪

Unh-unh! No!

Unh! No!

Unh-unh, unh-unh. No.

I love it when he scat-dances!

Go, kid!

[ Whimpers ]

[ Ominous music continues ]

[ Squish! ]

[ Screech! ]

I can't take it anymore!

Stop the music!

[ Crying ] Aah!

There is no bat doctor!

[ Creeeak! ]

I smashed the baby up!

Its fancy dance moves turned me into a jealous monster!

Oh. Hold on a quick sec.

[ Whistling ]

Here you are -- one Baby Bobo!

I-I don't understand.

You had a Baby Bobo the whole time?

[ Ominous music plays ] Of course I did, Tiggy.

I got a whole closet of 'em.

[ Softly ] I'm a baby.

[ Whimpers ]

Noooooo!

♪ I'm a baby ♪

♪ I'm a baby ♪

♪ I'm a baby ♪

♪ I'm a baby ♪

[ Meows ]