Original subtitles

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

Tiggy: Seeksie, what are we even doing out here?

I mean, when Boss called us into his office

and told us to find an orange tennis ball,

I was like, "Tennis ball?

Tennis ball, might as well ask me

to find my own nose on my own face.

What is this, kindy-garten?

Oh, man, give me a challenge for once, Boss."

Oh, Gweeseek, wait up!

Yeah, Seek, I know I didn't actually say any of that stuff,

but I was thinking it.

I was thinking it real hard.

Well, better get to it.

Okay, Seek, showtime.

Ahh.

[ Inhales ]

What do we got here? What do we got?

We've got some reddish leaves.

We got a green tennis ball.

We got another green tennis ball and...

♪ Ba, ba, bada, bum, bum, bum ♪

There it is, orange tennis ball!

Boy, what a toughie.

I could find this thing with my eyes closed.

Here, watch.

[ Grunts ]

All right, the ball is right there.

[ Gasps ]

Seek, you seeing what I'm seeing?

No. No, it can't be.

It is.

Oh, a baby, oh, and it's got the ball.

Why did it have to be a baby?

They're all drooly, and they're all blubby

but not in a good way,

but the worst part is they're always

trying to yank your ears, and, boy, can they yank.

I don't know why everyone thinks they're so cute,

always trying to get you to pick them up.

[ Meows ] It makes me sick.

Okay, Seek. Don't panic.

We'll just go over there and grab the baby...

I mean, grab the ball and get the sliggity heck out of here.

Radio announcer: All right. We got a baseball

flying through the air and baseball bat

going and going and going. [ Cooing ]

I see you, you baby, looking at my ears.

Yeah, you might seem innocent,

but you've got stolen property there,

not so sweet and innocent now, huh?

So hand it over, come on.

Think you're tough stuff sitting there smug in your bib?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just g--give it over to me.

You don't intimidate me.

Ah! Ha-ha!

[ Whimpering ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Yowls ]

Uh, uh, ow, ow, ow!

Okay, uh... All right.

All right. I'm giving it back.

Ah!

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

And you were bragging about how easy this job would be.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Well, we're just gonna have to think it through,

ah, logically.

Okay. Let me think.

Take ball from baby, baby cries.

Baby cries, doggy eats Tiggy.

Doggy eats Tiggy, Seek eats baby.

N-N-No. That's not right.

Uh, what's the common nominator here?

Baby, Tiggy, dog, ball, Tiggy, baby.

Baby, dog, Tiggy, Tiggy, Tiggy, Tiggy.

Baby, baby, baby, dog, dog, dog.

It's the dog. We got to distract the dog!

Now, what do dogs like?

Barking, digging, biting, chasing cats...

No, only a monster would do that.

♪♪

[ Meows ]

Come on, Gweeseek. It's for the mission.

[ Growling ] No, Gweeseek.

Come on.

Wait! Gweeseek, I'm sorry!

I didn't mean it! Please, Gweeseek!

I'm sorry!

A vegan hot dog stand, perfect, dogs can't resist dogs.

What, back in 5 minutes?

We don't have that kind of time.

Oh, what are we gonna do?

This is such a cruel irony.

[ Meows ]

All right. A freebie!

Hey, doggy, check out what I gots,

a yummylicious hot dog.

You know you want it.

After all, you are what you eat.

Wh-whoa. Hey.

Uh, careful.

Ah. Ah.

Ah!

All right! It worked!

Now that the dog is gone, this will be a cinch

like taking candy from a baby, only it's a tennis ball.

Ball, ball! Whoa!

Whoa!

Hey, come on.

Stop.

[ Giggles ] Oh.

Ah, Gweeseek, here, you handle it.

[ Meows ] Ah?

No, Gweeseek, don't play with the baby.

Stay on task.

[ Giggles ] Ah.

Ah, you want something done right.

Uh, okay.

[ Babbling ]

Okay. All right. I can do this.

All right.

Just, uh... Wait!

Ugh, no fair!

Okay, I see what needs to be done here.

I just have to unbuckle the baby and grab the ball,

buckle, baby, ball.

Ha! Ugh.

Ha! Ugh!

Ha!

Ugh.

[ Giggles ]

Ha! Gweeseek, we got the ball!

We actually got the ball!

If you told me this morning that we'd have to go up

against a baby, I would've been like, "Baby?"

But if you told me we'd have to go up against a baby and a dog,

I would've been like, "A baby and a dog?

Puh-lease."

I'll tell you one thing.

I never want to see that baby again.

Wait. Where'd the baby go?

Ah! Oh, it's crawling!

Gweeseek, it's crawling away!

Uh, dog, hey, look, the baby!

Go get your baby!

Come on! C-Come on!

Do something!

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Ah. Baby, stop.

Stop crawling.

Stop. Go back.

No. Baby, listen to me.

Stop.

That's more like it.

Now that I have your attention, baby...

Up? Up?

Up? Y-You want me

to pick you...

Up!

Gweeseek, it wants me to pick it up.

My earlobes hurt just thinking about it.

Up! Up!

Up?

No up.

Up!

Welcome to the real world, baby.

We all want to be picked up, but it ain't gonna happen,

not today, not by Tiggy!

[ Wailing ]

Ahh! Shh. Shh. Shh.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I was just joshing. Please.

You know what happens when you cry.

When you cry, the dog goes...

[ Barks ] Exactly.

Huh?

Now, let's be rationable here.

[ Barking ]

Quick, hide over those mountains!

Ugh, we're safe.

He can't eat us up here.

Okay, Gweeseek, now, give me the tennis ball.

[ Meows ]

What do you mean you don't have it?

[ Giggles ] Ball!

Ooh.

That no-good rotten baby is stealing the ball.

I bet she planned this whole thing just so she could...

W-W-Wait. Wait. Wait. Where's she going?

Look at that slide!

That's a bona fide back burner!

Wait, what am I worried about?

Babies can't climb stairs.

She's climbing the stairs!

Gweeseek, we got to do something.

Wait. The dog stopped barking.

Is he still looking at us?

Is he asleep?

I can't tell.

Aw, let's make a break for it.

No! We're too late!

Oh, no!

It didn't just burn her buns.

It burnt her to the core like a meteor

entering the atmosphere from space.

Aw, Gweeseek, this is all my fault.

If I wasn't so arrogant about finding the ball,

and I didn't hate babies so much,

and dogs didn't scare me,

then that baby would've never turned into space dust.

I'd do anything to turn back the clock

to see that baby raise her little blubby arms to say...

Baby: Up! Exactly.

Huh?

Oh. Hi!

Ah! Baby, you're alive!

It's a miracle!

Ah, don't -- don't go anywhere.

Stay right there.

Gweeseek, I know you don't like babies,

but we got to do the right thing.

Uh, this slide looks pretty scary,

and there's no adults for miles.

Ah! Adult supervision be darned, I'm going in!

Hold my feet, Gweeseek!

Ugh. Ah!

Come on, you baby!

Work with me, here.

Wait, Gweeseek, who's holding my feet?

Ah! Ah!

Oh!

Oh, it's swinging around!

[ Groans ]

Ball!

Oh, no. Huh?

No way.

After all that, there is no way you're getting this ball.

Aw.

[ Crying ]

[ Wailing ]

Shh. Quiet, baby. Don't eat us.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, Gweeseek, your nails!

Ugh. Okay, look.

Oh, here, have the ball.

See? She's happy.

She's so happy.

Look.

[ Crying ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Barking ]

No! No! Ow! Gweeseek, no!

Come on, my face!

Ow! Up? Up?

[ Growling ]

Okay. Okay. There.

See? Look, uh...

♪ Ski-- Skippidy dibbidy dee ♪

Oh, ah. ♪ Oh, skip bop diddly do ♪

Ah!

Aw, you know, this isn't so bad.

You're actually kind of cute.

Hey. What are you...

Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Stop yanking!

[ Barks ]

[ Chuckles ] I mean, yeah,

pull harder, you little cherub.

These are happy tears.

Hey, we won him over, Gweeseek.

How about that?

[ Meows ]

Okay, baby, back to your container.

You know, Gweeseek, I think we learned

a very valuable lesson today.

[ Meows ] Yep, a valuable lesson.

Hey, kid, get away from my baby!

Ah!

[ Babbling ]

And whose dog is this?

♪♪

♪♪

[ Meows ]